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>> GANDHI-JI, THERE IS STILL NO
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SIGN OF PEACE.
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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>> OH!
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NEHRU, DON'T SAY THAT WORD.
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>> WHAT, "PEACE"?
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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>> YES!
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I'M HUNGER-STRIKING HERE!
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>> THE WORD "PEACE" MAKES YOU
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HUNGRY?
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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IT'S PAVLOVIAN CONDITIONING.
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EVERY TIME THERE'S PEACE...
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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...I EAT.
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NO PEACE...
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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...NO EAT.
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>> GOT IT.
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GOD, THOSE GIRLS ARE HOT.
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>> HA.
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TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
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>> OOH, I'D LOVE TO GET A PIECE
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OF THAT ACTION!
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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>> YOU SAID IT AGAIN.
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>> IT WAS JUST A HOMONYM!
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>> IT DOESN'T MATTER!
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>> SO, THOSE GIRLS, HAVE YOU
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EVER HAD ONE?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THEY LOVE THAT I'M SO SENSITIVE
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AND SELFLESS.
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>> OH, THAT'S GREAT!
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>> WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT?
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I ONLY GET THE WOMEN WHEN I'M
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HUNGER-STRIKING, AND THAT'S
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WHEN I'M WEAK AND BRITTLE.
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WATCH THIS.
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RISHIMA, CAN YOU COME OVER HERE
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A MOMENT, PLEASE?
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>> YES, MASTER.
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>> [ GRUNTING ]
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[ BONES CRACK ]
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AAH!
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OWWWW!
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>> WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> OH, I SNAPPED MY HIP.
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THAT WILL BE ALL, RISHIMA.
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[ GROANS ]
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SEE? BRITTLE.
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>> YEP. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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>> YEAH.
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OH, IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY,
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NEHRU.
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WHENEVER I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT
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GLOBAL HARMONY, WHICH IS A LOT,
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ALL I'M THINKING ABOUT ARE THE
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LADIES.
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>> SAME HERE.
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BOY, WE ARE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A
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POD.
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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>> OHH!
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>> I SAID "PEAS"!
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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>> I KNOW!
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THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * BEYOND SPACE AND TIME
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* STRANGER THAN THE SOUL
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* IS THE WORLD
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* DEEP INSIDE THE FRANKENHOLE
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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>> AAH!
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Polidori: COME THIS WAY.
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>> [ GROANING ]
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>> Polidori: THE BARON IS
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PUTTING SOME FINISHING TOUCHES
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ON OUR BRIDE'S MAKEOVER.
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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[ WHIRRING ]
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>> Frankenstein: THERE.
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THAT'LL KEEP THE CREATURE AWAY
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FROM HER.
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>> OH! LOOK!
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HER HAIR IS ON FIRE!
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>> Polidori: DON'T BE
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RIDICULOUS.
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HER HAIR'S NOT ON FIRE, YOU
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FOOL.
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HER HAIR IS FIRE.
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>> OH. WELL, EASY MISTAKE.
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I MEAN -- I MEAN, "FOOL" WAS A
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LITTLE HARSH.
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>> Polidori: MOHANDAS K. GANDHI,
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN.
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>> FRANKENSTEIN?! EEK!
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>> Frankenstein: "EEK"?
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>> OH. UH, WAIT.
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YOU'RE NOT FRANKENSTEIN.
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>> Frankenstein: BUT I AM.
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>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
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FRANKENSTEIN HAS A SQUARE HEAD,
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AND HE'S BIG AND SPOOKY.
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>> Frankenstein: I AM
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VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN -- THE
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CREATOR.
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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>> YOU SEE, I'M KNOWN IN MY TIME
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PERIOD FOR IMPLEMENTING THE
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PASSIVE RESISTANCE THROUGH MY
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HUNGER-STRIKING.
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>> Frankenstein: [ Yawning ]
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UH-HUH.
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>> AM I BORING YOU?
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>> Frankenstein: YES. GO ON.
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>> WOW. OKAY. SO -- I...
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ANYWAY, ALL OF THIS
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HUNGER-STRIKING IS MAKING ME
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VERY WEAK AND BRITTLE.
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WATCH.
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[ BONES CRACK ]
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SEE? WORTHLESS.
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>> Frankenstein: I SEE.
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>> SO, I'M AFRAID I WON'T BE
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ABLE TO HOLD UP LONG ENOUGH TO
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BRING THE UNITY TO INDIA --
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A-AMONG OTHER THINGS.
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>> Frankenstein: OTHER THINGS?
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>> WELL...
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I ALSO BROKE MY HIP HUMPING A
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BROAD THE OTHER DAY.
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>> Polidori: YET ANOTHER REASON
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NOT TO "HUMP A BROAD."
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, I THINK I
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CAN HELP YOU, MR. GANDHI.
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YGOR, BRING ME THAT VIAL OF
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DRACULA'S BLOOD.
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>> Ygor: [ Laughing ] YOU GOT
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IT.
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>> DRACULA?
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WAIT -- HE'S A MEAN VAMPIRE,
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RIGHT?
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>> Frankenstein: I DON'T KNOW
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ABOUT "MEAN."
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A CLOD, MAYBE.
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>> REALLY? A CLOD?
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE GOT THE CUTE
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DAMES.
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>> Frankenstein: YES, YES, YES.
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HE HAS SOME MISGUIDED
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CONFIDENCE, I SUPPOSE.
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>> WHOOPS. SORE SPOT.
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>> Frankenstein: I'M NOT SORE!
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>> SORRY I ASKED.
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>> Frankenstein: IT'S JUST -- IF
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SHE'S GOING TO HAVE AN AFFAIR,
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GO FOR SOMEONE MORE WORTHY OF
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BEING MY SUCCESSOR.
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>> OHHHH.
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YOUR WIFE'S DIDDLING HIM, RIGHT?
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I'D LOVE TO BE THE LADY-KILLER,
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LIKE DRACULA -- YOU KNOW, THE
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BAD BOY.
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ME -- I HAVE TO BE THE NICE GUY
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WHO'S INTO SAVING THE WORLD.
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>> Frankenstein: YEAH, YEAH,
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YEAH, YEAH.
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>> Ygor: HERE YA GO.
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>> Frankenstein: AH! GOOD!
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NOW, WITH THIS BLOOD, WE SHOULD
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BE ABLE TO MAKE YOUR BODY MORE
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RESILIENT.
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>> PERFECT!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: NOW, PLEASE
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REMAIN PERFECTLY STILL.
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THE AMOUNT I HAVE TO ADD TO YOUR
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BLOODSTREAM IS QUITE EXACT, AND
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I NEED TO BE COMPLETELY FOCUSED.
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> Frankenstein: THERE.
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THAT SHOULD DO IT.
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>> YOU KNOW, I'M FEELING BETTER
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ALREADY!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Frankenstein: I'D LIKE YOU TO
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STICK AROUND FOR A FEW DAYS,
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THOUGH, SO I CAN MONITOR YOUR
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PROGRESS.
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THERE'S A NICE BAR DOWN THE
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HILL.
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>> WELL, I DON'T USUALLY DRINK,
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BUT I WOULDN'T MIND DOWNING A
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COUPLE OF G&Ts RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
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>> Frankenstein: MY CREATION
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WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY.
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> HOLY COW!
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YOU'RE UGLIER THAN ME!
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>> [ SNARLS ]
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>> WHEE! HEE-HEE!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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NICE LANDSCAPING.
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LOVE ALL OF THE, UH, SPOOKY,
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SPOOKY TREES.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ ANIMAL HOWLS ]
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>> OHHH.
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WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?
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N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
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>> WHAT?
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Y-YOU DON'T LIKE THE FIRE HEAD?
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>> NO.
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>> I THINK IT LOOKS KIND OF CUTE
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ON HER.
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>> CUTE?!
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HER SULTRY LOCKS HAVE BEEN
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REPLACED BY THE SCORNFUL FLOWERS
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OF HEPHAESTUS.
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>> OOH!
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YOU'RE A LITTLE BOOKWORM, AREN'T
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YOU?
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I'M GONNA GO SAY "HI."
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>> WAIT!
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>> [ BLOWS ]
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[ BLOWS ]
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>> EXCUSE ME.
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I'M PASSING BY AND NOTICED
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THERE'S A LIGHT ON.
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>> HOW DARE YOU BARGE IN HERE
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UNINVITED!
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>> SORRY.
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I JUST NEEDED SOME REST.
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YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN VERY BUSY...
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SAVING THE WORLD.
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>> OH. REALLY?
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>> [ YAWNS ]
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YES, YOU KNOW -- MARTYR
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MISSIONS, LOVE RALLIES,
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PROTESTING FOR PEACE.
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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>> OH, ARE YOU HUNGRY?
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I CAN WARM UP SOME MEATBALLS.
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>> SOUNDS DELISH, BUT I'M ON A
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HUNGER STRIKE...
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FOR WORLD HARMONY.
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>> OH!
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MY NIPPLES -- SO ERECT.
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[ SMOOCHING ]
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>> OHHH.
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>> [ Laughing ] OOH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> N-O-O-O-O!
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SHE WAS MADE FOR ME!
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>> I DON'T SEE NO RING.
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>> I'VE REJECTED HIM.
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HE'S SO SELF-INVOLVED, AND HE'S
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AFRAID OF FIRE.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT, THIS STUFF?
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I WANT TO RUN BAREFOOT THROUGH
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IT.
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>> OH, GO AHEAD.
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>> I THINK I WILL!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OOOH, HOO-HOO!
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OUCH-OUCH-OUCH-OUCH!
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HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SO HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!
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>> DO NOT MOCK ME!
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>> OOH!
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[ GIGGLING ]
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> BOO!
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>> AAAH! CURSE MY UGLINESS!
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>> OH, "BOO!"
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU ARE SO ADORABLE.
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NOW, TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS
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WHOLE...
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"HUNGER STRIKE" THING.
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>> OH, MAMMA MIA!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> AND THEN THEY LAUGHED AT ME,
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NOSFERATU.
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IT WAS SO HUMILIATING!
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NO, YOU HAVE A NICE HEAD.
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>> HEY, WHAT'S UP, GANG?
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LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
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>> HERE COMES THE STUD NOW.
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>> H-HEY! THERE HE IS.
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>> [ MEOWS ]
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>> HIYA, BIG FELLA!
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>> [ SLURPS ]
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BUENAS NOCHES, NOSTERAMO.
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>> HEY, SOME GOOD ACTION AROUND
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HERE.
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>> 'TIS THINE ACTIONS AGAINST ME
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THAT I HAVE TAKEN OFFENSE TO.
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>> SINCE WHEN ARE WE BEST
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FRIENDS ALL OF A SUDDEN?
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>> THOU ART RENOWNED FOR THY
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KINDNESS.
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>> KINDNESS IS RELATIVE.
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IF I'M KIND TO YOU BY NOT
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HITTING ON YOUR LADY, IS THAT
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ULTIMATELY KIND TO HER WHEN SHE
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DOESN'T GET TO EXPERIENCE MY
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DELICIOUS INDIAN BODY?
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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>> AW, CHEER UP, PAL.
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I TELL YOU WHAT YOU NEED -- MORE
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CONFIDENCE.
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LET'S JUST GET YOU SOME DRACULA
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BLOOD.
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THAT STUFF REALLY PUTS SOME PEP
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IN YOUR STEP.
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>> I WILL HAVE NONE OF HIS EVIL
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PLASMA!
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>> IT'S NOT SO BAD.
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IT'LL MAKE YOU IRRESISTIBLE TO
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WOMEN.
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AND I COULD USE SOME, TOO.
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>> NO!
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I WILL NEV--
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YOU...WANT MORE?
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>> SURE.
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I COULD USE A FRESHER-UPPER.
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LET'S GO TO THE DOC.
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>> NO. I HAVE A BETTER SOURCE.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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[ CHITTERING, WOLF HOWLS ]
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[ HINGES CREAK ]
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>> [ SMACKS LIPS ]
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[ HISSES ]
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OH!
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>> THANK YOU!
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[ GULPING ]
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AHH!
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SORRY -- ONLY ENOUGH FOR ME.
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THANKS FOR TOPPING ME OFF,
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FELLA.
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>> AND NOW YOU WILL TOP ME OFF!
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>> AAAAAAAAAH!
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OHHHHHHH!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>> YECH! CURRY!
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[ SPITS ]
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>> OKAY, WE EVEN STEVEN, THEN?
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>> YES. NOW OUR BLOOD IS MIXED.
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>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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>> LET'S GO.
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>> OKAY, LET'S GO.
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BUT WHAT DOES THE "MIXED BLOOD"
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THING MEAN?
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: HE MIXED WHAT
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WITH WHO?!
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>> UH, BLOOD...WITH...DRACULA.
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>> Frankenstein: JUST BECAUSE
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YOU WERE A LITTLE JEALOUS?!
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>> REALL JEALOUS.
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BUT HE --
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>> Ygor: GET BACK, YOU FOOL!
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BURN!
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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>> Ygor: BURN, BURN!
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>> WAIT -- UH, SO, IS THIS A
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BIGGIE OR WHAT?
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>> Frankenstein: IT'S A BIGGIE.
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>> Polidori: I DO HOPE YOU'RE
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NOT MARRIED TO THIS WHOLE "WORLD
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HARMONY" THING.
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>> Frankenstein: OR
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HUNGER-STRIKING.
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>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
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>> Frankenstein: MR. GANDHI, YOU
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ARE NOW A VAMPIRE.
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>> YOU MEAN...
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>> Frankenstein: YOU DRINK
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BLOOD.
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>> BUT -- BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN!
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BLOOD ISN'T A VEGETABLE, RIGHT?
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IT'S -- IT'S LIKE MEAT GRAVY.
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>> Frankenstein: NO, HUMAN BLOOD
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IS NOT A VEGETABLE.
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>> HUMA BLOOD, TO BOOT?!
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OH, THAT'S REALLY NOT A
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VEGETABLE.
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THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE SO GOOD
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FOR PEACE.
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HEY, MY STOMACH -- IT NO GROWL
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WHEN I SAY "PEACE."
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>> Polidori: THERE'S A PLUS.
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>> [ GIGGLES ]
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I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
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FUNNY.
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THAT DRACULA IS A REAL PAIN IN
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THE NECK!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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OOH!
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NECK?
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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LEG?
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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ANY PART OF THE HUMAN BODY?
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[ STOMACH GROWLS ]
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OH, MAMMA MIA!
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>> AAAAAH!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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GOTCHA!
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SERIOUSLY, THOUGH...
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[ Menacingly ] GOTCHA!
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[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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>> DUDE, I TOOK A BUS TO
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NEW YORK TO GO TO DAMN VAMPIRE
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FIGHTIN' SCHOOL, AND I GOT
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OFF THERE, AND THEY WERE ASKING
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ME -- THEY SAID, "DAMN!
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YOU GOT SHOES!"
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YEAH, 'CAUSE I WAS SO PREJUDICED
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AGAINST NEW YORKERS!
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AND I STARTED SAYING, "NO,
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THINGS ARE DIFFERENT.
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THINGS ARE DIFFERENT."
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A-AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID,
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"GENGHIS KHAN RULED THE WORLD,
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FROM THE -- THE JAPAN SEA
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TO THE DANUBE."
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THE DANUBE -- THAT'S IN EUROPE.
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AND YOU KNOW WHO TOLD ME ABOUT
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THAT?
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DWIGHT YOAKAM TOLD ME ABOUT THAT
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BOOK, AND I READ THE DAMN BOOK
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FROM COVER TO COVER!
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DON'T TELL ME ABOUT THE DAMN
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SOUTH, MAN!
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YOU'RE ARROGANT!
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YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN
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EVERYBODY ELSE.
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NO WONDER MOST OF YOU GUYS ARE
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NAZIS.
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I'M THE LIBERAL HERE.
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