Original subtitles

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> [ GROWLS ]

[ HOWLS ]

[ SOBBING ]

[ WOLF HOWLS ]

>> * DON'T BLAME THE MOON

* JUST BLAME YOUR SMILE

* THAT KISSES MANY DEVILS THAT

WERE FASHIONED OUT OF STYLE *

* DON'T BLAME THE MOON

* IT ONLY GLOWS

* TRACING SILHOUETTES OF

SKELETONS THAT AROSE *

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> * DON'T BLAME THE MOON

[ GUNSHOTS ]

* DON'T BLAME THE MOON

* SHE WILL CLEAR HER NAME SOON

>> [ MUNCHING ]

[ Crying ] OH, BARBARA.

BARBARA!

I'M A MONSTER.

A MONSTER, DO YOU HEAR?!

UGH!

FRANKENSTEIN.

VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN.

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

I'LL MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND.

LET ME I-I-I-I-IN!

I'M A MONSTER!

I NEED SOME HELP, YOU STUPID

GENIUS!

>> WELL, HELLO, THERE!

ARE YOU COMING TO SEE MY DADDY?

>> BARON FRANKENSTEIN?

YEAH, YEAH! I NEED HIS HELP.

>> WELL, YES, INDEED!

THAT'S WHAT MY DADDY DOES, IS

HELP GENMLEMEN LIKE YOURSELF.

ARE YOU A GENMLEMAN?

>> NO. I'M A MONSTER.

A MONSTER!

YOU'D BETTER RUN AS FAR AS --

>> ALL RIGHT, GENMLEMAN.

OU CAN COME INNA MY HOUSE.

[ MAN SCREAMS ]

[ BABBLING ]

DADDY'S GONNA HELP THIS FINE

GENMLEMAN.

[ BABBLING ]

REAL FUN!

>> Frankenstein: IT'S

RIDICULOUS.

>> Polidori: JUST HEAR ME OUT!

>> Frankenstein: IT'S POINTLESS,

WITHOUT MERIT.

MAY WE MOVE ON?

>> Polidori: I COULD SEW HER A

STUNNING BRIDAL GOWN IN TAFFETA

AND LACE.

>> Frankenstein: [ SIGHS ]

YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY DRESS-UP.

>> Polidori: AND HER HAIR!

OOH! I HAVE IDEAS!

>> Frankenstein: BEEN THERE!

MADE THAT!

ON TO THE NEXT!

>> [ BABBLING ]

DADDY!

>> Frankenstein: WELL, HELLO,

THERE, YOUNG SIR.

AND WHO HAVE YOU BROUGHT WITH --

OH, NO.

>> PLEASE, DR. FRANKENSTEIN,

I BEG YOU -- YOU GOT TO END MY

TORTURE!

>> Frankenstein: LOOK --

>> CURE ME OR -- OR...

>> Frankenstein: LOOK --

>> ...KIL ME.

>> Frankenstein: YES.

LOOK, MR. LAWRENCE, I'VE TOLD

YOU BEFORE -- THERE'S NO CURING

YOU.

THERE'S NO KILLING YOU.

YOU ARE IMMORTAL, JUST LIKE

MYSELF AND PROFESSOR POLIDORI,

HERE.

>> I JUST WANT TO DIE!

>> Polidori: MY GOD.

AT LEAST KILL HIM FOR MY SAKE.

>> STAY OUT OF THIS, OLD LADY!

EVEN A MAN WHO SAYS HIS PRAYERS.

I SAY MY PRAYERS.

I PRAY TO DIE EVERY NIGHT.

DON'T YOU SEE?

I'M CURSED TO KILL.

DEATH WOULD BE A BLESSING.

BUT NOT JUST ANY DEATH.

I'D NEED A SILVER BULLET.

>> Frankenstein: HERE'S ONE.

>> Polidori: WELL, HE CAN'T SAY

IT, SO I WILL.

THANK YOU.

>> Frankenstein: [ SCOFFS ]

WE'LL SEE HOW LONG THIS LASTS.

>> YAY!

WE'RE ON A GENMLEMAN HUNT!

>> Polidori: OOH!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> * DON'T BLAME THE MOON

* DON'T BLAME THE MOON

* SHE WILL CLEAR HER NAME SOON

>> [ GROANS ]

DAMN IT.

DR. FRANK--

>> GOOD EVENING, MR. GENMLEMAN.

>> I GOT TO SEE -- HUH?!

>> I GOT TO SEE FRANKENSTEIN!

HE'S GOT TO HELP ME!

>> FOLLOW ME.

>> Polidori: YAH!

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> AAAAAAH!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> Frankenstein: BORED AGAIN.

>> FRANKENSTEIN, IT DIDN'T WORK.

>> Frankenstein: OF COURSE NOT.

>> BUT WHY-Y-Y-Y?!

>> Frankenstein: BECAUSE I HATE

YOU.

AND THE CURSE SAYS THAT YOU CAN

ONLY BE "CURED" OF BEING ALIVE

IF YOU ARE KILLED BY A SILVER

BULLET FIRED BY SOMEONE WHO

LOVES YOU.

>> Polidori: AND WHO WOULD EVER

LOVE YOU, YOU PATHETIC, FATUOUS,

WHINY LITTLE --

>> [ German accent ] DR.

FRANKENSTEIN?

MY NAME IS ELKE SOMMER, AND I

NEED YOUR HELP.

>> [ Suavely ] WELL, HELLO.

I'LL GET HER TO LOVE ME AND THEN

KILL ME.

>> Frankenstein: THE SECOND PART

WILL BE A GREAT DEAL EASIER THAN

THE FIRST.

FOR MYSELF, I CAN'T GET ENOUGH

OF PART TWO!

HA HA!

>> AH, CUT THAT STUFF, WILL YA?

YOU'LL LEAVE A MARK.

>> Polidori: HERE WE COME.

>> HOW DO I LOOK? HMM?

>> Frankenstein: LIKE YOU'VE

BEEN IMPALED ON A FENCE FOR 70

YEARS.

>> AHH...

>> Polidori: GENTLEMEN, THE

BRIDE OF THE WOLFMAN.

>> Frankenstein: OH, LET IT GO.

>> Polidori: [ GROANS, SCOFFS ]

>> Frankenstein: WELCOME TO MY

HUMBLE CASTLE, MISS SOMMER.

HOW MAY I BE OF HELP?

>> WELL, IT'S GOING TO SEEM

SILLY, BUT I CAME HERE THROUGH

YOUR TIME -- YOUR TIME --

>> Frankenstein: FRANKENHOLE.

>> YES. 1966.

YOU SEE, THERE, I AM CONSIDERED

ONE OF THE MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN

IN THE WORLD.

MEN ONLY WANT TO USE ME FOR MY

BEAUTY, AND IT'S MADE ME RATHER

UNTRUSTING OF LOVE.

SO I WANT YOU TO MAKE ME INTO A

MONSTER -- SOMETHING UGLY SO

THAT I KNOW WHEN A MAN SAYS HE

LOVES ME, HE TRULY MEANS IT.

THAT'S SILLY, I SUPPOSE.

>> Polidori: NO.

PSYCHOTIC, PERHAPS.

>> AH, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT MUG.

YOU'RE RIGHT!

MEN ARE MANIPULATIVE JERKS!

>> DO YOU REALLY THINK SO,

MR. LAWRENCE?

>> CALL ME STEWART.

>> OH, THAT'S A NEAT TRICK.

>> COME ON, BABY.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

I'LL SHOW YOU THE TOWN, GIVE YOU

THE JAZZ!

>> ALL RIGHT, MR. LAW-- OH,

STEWART.

YOU ARE AS CHARMING AS YOU ARE

HANDSOME.

>> OOH-HOO!

I'LL BE DEAD WITHIN A WEEK!

[ WHISTLING ]

SO, I GUESS YOU'D CALL ME

NORMAL.

PRETTY BORING, REALLY.

I'M TRUSTWORTHY AND PREDICTABLE,

STABLE AND --

EHH!

>> UND? ROMANTIC?

>> OH, NO! YOU GOT TO RUN!

GET AWAY FROM ME!

>> STEWART?

>> SCRAM!

YOU'RE NOT SAFE HERE, BABY!

CAN'T YOU SEE?! I'LL KILL YOU!

RUN! RUN!

[ PANTING ]

AW! YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

DON'T YOU SEE?

>> WHAT'S WRONG?

>> QUICK -- TIE ME DOWN!

DO IT IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH.

NICE AND TIGHT, NOW. GOOD.

YEAH, NOW RUN! RUN!

>> NO. I WON'T LEAVE YOU.

>> BUT --

UGH! OW!

[ GROWLING ]

>> MY GOD.

SHH. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

NOTHING'S GOING TO HARM YOU.

STAY CALM.

DO YOU LIKE MUSIC?

HM? MUSIC?

* LET'S BLAME THE MOON

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> * LET'S BLAME THE MOON

[ GROWLING STOPS ]

* IT WAS NOT UP TO YOU

* WE CAN JUST BLAME THE MOON

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

>> GEE. YOU DID THAT FOR ME?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED.

>> I TRUST YOU, STEWART.

I LOVE YOU.

>> OH, ELKE! I LOVE YOU, SEE?

OH, BOY!

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

>> YES, STEWART! YES!

MAKE LOVE TO ME.

WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN?

>> WELL, WHEN I GET SEXUALLY

AROUSED, IT JUST SPROUTS UP.

SIDE EFFECT, I GUESS.

>> [ GIGGLES ]

KISS ME, MR. DEBONAIR.

[ SMOOCHING ]

>> I'M HAPPY! ME! HA!

I WANT TO LIVE!

I WANT TO LIVE.

>> OH! S-S-S-S-STEWART!

>> [ CHOMPS ]

>> OOCH!

>> SORRY. GOT CARRIED AWAY.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

>> YES, BUT YOU BROKE THE SKIN,

YOU ANIMAL!

>> ANIMAL? OH, NO.

NO, YOU'LL BECOME A WOLF, LIKE

ME!

>> STEWART, YOU WEREN'T THE WOLF

WHEN YOU BIT ME, SO WHAT HAPPENS

IF THE WOLFMAN BITES SOMEONE

WHEN HE'S STEWART LAWRENCE?

>> GEE, I DON'T KNOW.

>> WELL, WE'LL KNOW WHEN THE

MOON RETURNS.

UNTIL THEN...

OH, I AM SO...AROUSED!

>> MM.

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> OOH. UH --

OH, NO.

I-IT'S OKAY, DARLING.

I'M HERE WITH YOU.

DON'T WORRY. I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE.

I LOVE YOU, SEE?

I-I LOVE YOU!

I...LOVE...YOU.

OH, NO.

NO! IT CAN'T BE!

>> [ Stewart's voice ] OH, NO!

LOOK AT ME!

DON'T YOU SEE? DON'T YOU GET IT?

WHY, IT MUST BE BECAUSE I GOT

AROUSED -- JUST LIKE WHEN YOUR

MUSTACHE GROWS IN.

I'M A WERE-LAWRENCE!

A WERE-LAWRENCE!

HELP ME, STEWART!

YOU GOT TO HELP ME, CAN'T YOU?!

HOLD ME!

PLEASE, YOU GOT TO HOLD ME!

>> UH...

>> AWW, YOU FOOL!

DON'T HAND ME "UH"!

I'M CURSED!

NOW, HOLD ME, WILL YOU?

YES, STEWART. THAT'S BETTER.

YOULOVE ME.

KISS ME! YOU GOT TO, CAN'T YOU?

[ SMOOCHING ]

>> EW! UGH! QUIT ALL THIS!

I CAN'T MAKE LOVE TO MYSELF --

NOT WHEN THERE'S TWO OF ME!

>> AW, STOP ALL THAT GUFF!

I'M STILL YOUR ELKE.

IT'S ME. CAN'T YOU SEE?

STEWART, YOU LOVE ME.

* LET'S BLAME THE MOON

* IT'S JUST A STUPID PLANET --

>> AW, STOP IT!

STOP IT, YOU UGLY, PATHETIC

FOOL!

>> OH, STEWART.

>> SAY, NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE

IT, BABY!

MMM!

>> Both: OH!

AHH!

MNH-MNH.

>> MM, MM, MM.

UGH!

GOOD.

NO.

NICE.

BAD.

OH, FORGET IT!

>> [ Elke's voice ] SAY YOU

STILL LOVE ME, STEWART.

TELL ME YOU CAN SEE THROUGH MY

CURSE.

SEE THE REAL ME, MY LOVE!

YES, I AM A WERE-LAWRENCE, BUT

MOST OF THE TIME, I'LL BE

ELKE SOMMER, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL

WOMAN IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD!

I'LL ONLY BE YOU WHEN I'M

SEXUALLY AROUSED.

>> OH, I DO LOVE YOU, ELKE.

I REALLY DO.

YOU'RE SWEET AND UNDERSTANDING

AND CALM AND FUNNY AND LOVABLE

AND SEXY.

JUST NOT WHEN YOU'RE ME.

BUT YOU STILL LOVE ME, SO AT

LEAST YOU CAN KILL ME.

HERE -- TAKE THIS GUN.

IT'S GOT SILVER BULLETS.

KILL ME!

>> I CAN'T, STEWART!

>> YOU MUST! KILL ME!

>> STEWART!

>> AH, DO IT, YOU IDIOT!

HUH?

YOU DON LOVE ME?

>> YOU REJECTED ME!

OH, I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL!

I THINK WE SHOULD CONSIDER

COUPLES COUNSELING.

>> AH, GIVE ME THAT!

ONLY ONE GIRL EVER LOVED ME --

BARBARA.

MY DEAR, DELICIOUS BARBARA.

I'LL USE ONE OF THOSE PORTALS --

ONE OF THOSE FRANKENHOLE

DOOHICKEYS.

SHE JUST NEEDS THE SILVER

BULLETS.

YEAH.

THAT'S WHY IT DIDN'T WORK THE

FIRST TIME.

I'LL DIE ON MY VERY FIRST NIGHT

AS A WEREWOLF!

HOT DIGGITY DO-O-O-O-O-G!

OOF!

[ PANTING ]

THERE WE ARE.

I'LL GIVE BARBARA THE GUN, AND

SHE'LL SHOOT ME.

IT ALL ENDS HERE!

[ GROWLS ]

OH, NO!

[ Voice warbling ] OH, MOON,

YOU'RE SUCH A JERK!

>> H-HEY, EASY WITH THE TEETH!

OW!

YOU MANGY MUTT!

>> [ GROWLS ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

OHHH, DAMN IT.

>> * HOW DID YOU BLAME THE

MOON? *

* SEE PAST ITS GLOW

* LOOK BENEATH THE SKIN

* LOOK INTO YOUR SOUL

* DON'T LOOK WHERE IT SHINES