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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * BEYOND SPACE AND TIME
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* STRANGER THAN THE SOUL
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* IS THE WORLD
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* DEEP INSIDE THE FRANKENHOLE
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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>> AAH!
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* GIVE UP ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ BATS CHITTERING ]
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[ OMINOUS WAILING ]
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>> [ GRUNTING OMINOUSLY ]
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OW! OW! OW! OW!
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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[ DOOR CREAKS ]
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>> Polidori: OH, GOOD -- THE
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DOORBELL WORKS.
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>> STILL IMMORTAL, EH, POLIDORI?
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>> Polidori: ALWAYS.
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>> UGH.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: YES, WHAT'S SO
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DRAMATICALLY URGENT NOW, DEATH?
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>> OH, NO, IT'S NOT DRAMATIC.
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IT'S...
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GRAVE!
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THE TIME HAS COME.
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>> Frankenstein: [ CHUCKLES ]
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TIME, SIR?
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I DRANK AN IMMORTALITY SERUM,
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REMEMBER?
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SO WHEN YOU SAY "THE TIME HAS
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COME" TO ME, YOU MAY AS WELL BE
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SPEAKING BACKWARDS JAPANESE IN
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PIG LATIN.
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>> Polidori: MM. WITH A STUTTER.
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>> YES, BUT YOUR CHILDREN, THEY
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DID NOT DRINK THE SERUM.
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THEY MUST MOVE ON TO THE GREAT
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BEYOND!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, OF COURSE
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THEY MUST.
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THEY'RE AS OLD AS THE HILLS.
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NOW, LOOK, I AM A VERY BUSY
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MAN, S--
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>> I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
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THE NEXT CHANCE I GET, YOUR
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OFFSPRING WILL BE GOING AWAY
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WITH ME FOREVER!
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>> Frankenstein: UH-HUH.
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>> WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
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>> Frankenstein: DON'T TAKE IT
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PERSONALLY.
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I DON'T LIKE ANYONE.
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>> SO YOU DO HATE ME.
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>> Frankenstein: I DON'T LIKE
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ANYONE!
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>> YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE RESPECT
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I DESERVE.
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>> Frankenstein: ALL RIGHT,
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LOOK -- YOU'RE NOT A BAD GUY.
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YOU'RE JUST A GOOF, OKAY?
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>> A GOOF?
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>> Frankenstein: YES, AN
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IRRITATING GOOF.
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>> NO ONE ELSE THINKS I'M A
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GOOF.
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>> Frankenstein: YES, THAT'S
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BECAUSE THEY ARE BLINDED WITH
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FEAR.
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TIME HAS STOPPED FOR ME.
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I GET TO SEE THE REAL YOU,
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AND...
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YOU'RE GOOFY.
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>> HA! OKAY. THAT'S FANTASTIC.
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YEAH.
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PERFECT.
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WE'LL SEE HOW GOOFY I AM WHEN
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YOU REALIZE YOUR CHILDREN ARE
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GONE FOR ALL ETERNITY!
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I GUARANTEE THAT THAT WILL LEAVE
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A MORBID IMPRESSION UPON YOUR
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SOUL!
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>> Frankenstein: DO YOU KNOW
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WHAT WOULD REALLY IMPRESS ME?
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GET RID OF THAT DRACULA GUY.
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THAT DIRTY POLACK'S B.O. IS
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GETTING ALL OVER MY BEDSHEETS.
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>> NO!
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DRACULA STAYS.
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BUT YOUR CHILDREN COME WITH ME.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> Polidori: IN ONE EAR AND OUT
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THE OTHER WITH HIM.
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>> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
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SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET
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RID OF ME USING THAT DASTARDLY
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VILLAIN DEATH!
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BUT YOU ARE ONCE AGAIN FOILED,
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FRANKENSTEIN!
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[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]
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[ CHITTERING MANIACALLY ]
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>> Frankenstein: I'M SURROUNDED
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BY DORKS.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> MOMMY, WE DON'T LIKE THE
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CEMETERY.
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>> IT'S HITTING A LITTLE TOO
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CLOSE TO HOME RIGHT NOW.
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>> Both: AAH! NOSFERATU!
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>> THE SILENT VAMPIRE!
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>> HE'S BALDER THAN DRACULA!
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>> I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
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THAT'S SCARIER.
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>> SETTLE DOWN. I'LL HANDLE IT.
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[ POP! ]
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>> Both: [ Singsong voice ] HA
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HA!
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YOU CAN'T KILL OUR MOM!
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SHE IS IMMORTAL!
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* LA, LA, LA-LA, LA-LA, LA, LA
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>> [ GROANS ]
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>> Both: OH, NO! THE MUMMY!
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>> SCARY AND FROM ANOTHER
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CULTURE!
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>> SCAT! SCAT!
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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[ BOTH WHIMPERING ]
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>> [ SNAPS FINGERS ]
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>> OH, DO CALM DOWN, YOU TWO.
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>> COME.
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BID FAREWELL TO EXISTENCE!
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>> Both: MOMMY!
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>> GEEZ.
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>> BOYS, I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT
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ENOUGH OF THIS.
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>> BUT DEATH, MOM!
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>> YEAH -- DEATH!
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>> AREN'T YOU A LITTLE TOO OLD
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FOR THIS?
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>> NO, JUST RIGHT.
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>> YEAH, PERFECT AGE TO WORRY
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ABOUT DEATH, ACTUALLY.
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>> ENOUGH.
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ONE MORE OUTBURST, AND YOU'RE
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REALLY IN TROUBLE.
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[ WIND WHOOSHES ]
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[ BOTH WHIMPER ]
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>> BID --
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>> Both: MO-O-O-MMY!
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>> OH, COME ON!
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>> OH, COME ON!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> Frankenstein: FORCEPS.
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>> Polidori: REALLY, VICTOR, YOU
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DO REALIZE THAT IF YOU ONLY MADE
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LOVE TO ELIZABETH ONCE IN A
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WHILE INSTEAD OF SURGICALLY
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REMOVING THE SEMEN FROM YOUR
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BODY WITHOUT ANESTHETIC, SHE
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WOULDN'T BE CAVORTING WITH THAT
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EURO-TRASH VAMPIRE.
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>> Frankenstein: AND, PROFESSOR,
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[GRUNTS] IF I WASN'T SO
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DESPERATELY BORED BY ANY FORM OF
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SEXUAL [GRUNTS] STIMULATION, I
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WOULDN'T HAVE TO DREAM UP NEWER,
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MORE [GRUNTS] INTERESTING WAYS
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TO EMPTY MY SCROTUM!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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THERE!
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TORCH.
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[ TORCH HISSES ]
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OOOOOOOOOOH!
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OH, YEAH!
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YGOR! FAG!
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>> Ygor: [ Laughing ] YOU GOT
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IT.
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>> Polidori: SATISFIED?
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>> Frankenstein: MOMENTARILY.
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>> VICTOR!
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>> Frankenstein: MOMENT'S UP!
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>> THE BOYS ARE COMPLETELY
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WEARING ME OUT.
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I SIMPLY MUST GET SOME TIME AWAY
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FROM THEM.
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>> Polidori: PRAY, WHAT ARE THE
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TWO GRANDBROTHERS UP TO NOW?
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>> I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS THIS AND
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OTHER FAMILY MATTERS PRIVATELY,
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IF YOU PLEASE.
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>> Polidori: [ SCOFFS ]
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>> Frankenstein: FINE!
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OVER DINNER, THEN.
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I'M FAMISHED!
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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ELIZABETH, YOU'RE SIMPLY GOING
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TO HAVE TO QUIT SAVING THE BOYS
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FROM DEATH.
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IT'S THEIR TIME TO DIE, AND
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THAT'S THAT!
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[ CLANK! ]
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>> CHILDREN, YOU'RE EXCUSED FROM
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THE TABLE.
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TIME FOR BED.
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>> AW, GEEZ.
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JUST WHEN IT WAS GETTING GOOD.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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IT WAS AWFUL.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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>> I DON'T LIKE TALKING THAT WAY
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IN FRONT OF THEM.
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IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
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>> Frankenstein: EVERY MINUTE OF
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THE DAY IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH
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THOSE BRATTY LITTLE GEEZERS.
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>> DARLING, CAN'T WE GO ON A
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ROMANTIC HOLIDAY ALONE TOGETHER?
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>> Frankenstein: NO.
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NOT UNTIL THE KIDS ARE DEAD.
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>> OH, THAT'S NO FAIR!
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IT'LL TAKE THE FUN RIGHT OUT OF
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THE WHOLE TRIP.
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>> Frankenstein: ARE YOU CRAZY?
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WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN YOUR
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OWN CHILDREN DYING BEFORE YOU?
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>> MAYBE EVERYONE DOESN'T FEEL
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THAT WAY.
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>> Frankenstein: EVERYONE'S AN
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IDIOT!
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>> I'M SORRY.
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I'M JUST TRYING SO HARD TO BE
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ALL MOTHERLY AND EVERYTHING.
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>> Frankenstein: ELIZABETH,
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SOMETIMES "MOTHERLY" IS LETTING
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YOUR CHILDREN LEAVE THE NEST TO
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PLUMMET TO THEIR DEATHS.
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>> OF COURSE. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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>> Frankenstein: NOW, I WON'T
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HEAR ANY MORE OF THIS.
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YOU NEED TO QUIT FOILING DEATH
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AND LET OUR SONS DIE IN PEACE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, DEAR.
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>> Frankenstein: GOOD!
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>> Both: DADDY! TUCK US IN!
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>> Frankenstein: CERTAINLY NOT!
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>> VICTOR, CAN'T YOU AT LEAST
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TUCK THE BOYS IN ONE LAST TIME?
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>> Frankenstein: LAST TIME?
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>> OH, ALL RIGHT, FIRST AND
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LAST.
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>> Frankenstein: OH, I SUPPOSE
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IT COULDN'T HURT.
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THERE -- NOW YOU'RE...TUCKED.
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SEE YA.
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>> WAIT, DADDY! DON'T GO!
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>> WE'RE AFWAID OF DEATH!
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>> Frankenstein: LOOK, I DON'T
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HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
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GOOD NIGHT!
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>> OH, YOU'RE SCARED OF HIM,
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TOO, HUH?
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>> YEP. DAD'S AFRAID.
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>> Frankenstein: [ SCOFFS ]
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AFRAID? OF THAT BUFFOON?
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I'LL SHOW YOU AFRAID.
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WHERE IS HE?
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>> HE'S OUT THERE.
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>> BY THE GIANT HOURGLASS.
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>> OOH!
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>> Frankenstein: [ SCOFFS ]
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HOURGLASS. WHAT A HACK.
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>> DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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>> Frankenstein: I'M MOONING
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DEATH.
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>> NO! NOT THAT!
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>> YOUR BUTT WILL BE MADDENING
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TO HIM!
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>> NO! DON'T WIGGLE IT, TOO!
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>> Frankenstein: OH, YEAH, GET A
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LOAD OF THIS, BOYS.
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UP...AND AR-R-R-OUND!
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WHOO-HOO-HOO!
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>> OH, NO. NOT THAT. OH.
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>> OH, I COULD KILL HIM!
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>> Frankenstein: * GOOD
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MORNING! *
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>> MY, YOU'RE CERTAINLY CHIPPER.
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>> Frankenstein: AND WHY NOT?
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IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL, CHILDLESS
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DAY!
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>> CHILDLESS? YOU MEAN --
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>> Frankenstein: OH, AFTER THE
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STUNT I PULLED ON DEATH LAST
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NIGHT, I DOUBT THE BOYS EVEN GOT
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TO THEIR FIRST CYCLE OF REM
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SLEEP.
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>> OH, DARLING! THAT'S --
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>> Both: MORNING, MOMMY.
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MORNING, DADDY.
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WE'RE HUNGRY.
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[ THUD! ]
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>> Polidori: FINISH SHOOTING OFF
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YOUR TESTICLES YET?
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>> Frankenstein: YES.
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DID YOU SEND FOR HIM?
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>> Polidori: HE'S WAITING
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OUTSIDE.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, BRING HIM
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IN.
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>> WHAT?!
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>> Frankenstein: DON'T "WHAT" ME
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WHEN I SHOULD BE "WHY"ing YOU
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ABOUT NOT TAKING MY KIDS AWAY.
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>> SO, YOU REALLY DON'T CARE IF
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THEY DIE, DO YOU?
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>> Frankenstein: OF COURSE I
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CARE!
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I NEED THEM DEAD YESTERDAY!
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>> HUH.
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>> Frankenstein: ALL RIGHT, I'LL
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PLAY ALONG.
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OH, PLEASE!
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DON'T TAKE MY CHILDREN AWAY FROM
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ME, DEATH!
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PLEASE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> DON'T WORRY. I WON'T.
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>> Frankenstein: WHAT?
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>> NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO
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THEM, I WILL NEVER TAKE THEM!
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>> Frankenstein: WAIT!
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N-NO, NO, NO!
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>> AWAY!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Frankenstein: NO, NO!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! NO, WAIT!
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[ COUGHING ]
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HE COULDN'T HAVE MEANT THAT.
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NEVER KILLING THEM?
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>> Polidori: A FATE WORSE THAN
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DEATH.
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>> DADDY, CAN I SAY GRACE?
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>> NO, I WANT TO.
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>> Frankenstein: SINCE WHEN DO
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WE SAY GRACE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD?
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>> WELL, SINCE DEATH STARTED
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COMING AROUND, WE JOINED A
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CHURCH.
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>> YEAH, OUR LADY OF FEETS DON'T
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FAIL ME NOW.
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>> OH, LET THEM, DEAR.
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IT MAKES THEM FEEL OH SO MUCH
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BETTER.
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>> Frankenstein: ALL RIGHT.
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HEINRICH...YOU MAY...SAY GRACE.
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>> JERK.
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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DEAR, G-G-G-G-GOD.
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WE'RE SO SC-SC-SC-SC-SCARED.
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PLE-PLE-PLE--
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OW!
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>> OW AGAIN!
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>> THAT'S NEW.
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>> Both: MOMMY! DADDY!
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>> WE'VE GOT SOME FRESH PAIN IN
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OUR BACK.
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>> AND OUR THROAT.
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>> OH, POOR DARLINGS.
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MAYBE IT'S SERIOUS.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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>> Frankenstein: I'M GOING FOR A
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WALK.
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OKAY, I'M SORRY I MOONED YOU,
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ALL RIGHT?
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>> MM-HMM.
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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU BELIEVE
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YOU'RE SORRY.
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>> Frankenstein: OF COURSE I'M
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SORRY!
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I'M SORRY THAT MY CHILDREN ARE
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STILL ALIVE!
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>> JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE AN
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IMMORTALITY SERUM, YOU THINK
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YOU'RE HOT STUFF.
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT.
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>> Frankenstein: WHAT DO YOU
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WANT FROM ME?
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>> YOUR RESPECT.
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>> Frankenstein: THAT'S NOT
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FAIR!
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I DON'T RESPECT ANYONE!
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>> [ SLURPS ]
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>> Frankenstein: I'LL HAVE TO
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MULL IT OVER A BIT.
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>> FINE.
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IN THE MEANTIME, DON'T SAY
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"GOODBYE" TO YOUR KIDS!
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>> Frankenstein: YEAH, YEAH.
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>> [ MEOWS ]
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>> OH, NICE KITTY.
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NINE...
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>> [ YOWLS ]
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>> OH, HI AGAIN.
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EIGHT...
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>> [ YOWLS ]
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>> [ GIGGLES ]
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OH, HI.
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>> [ YOWLS ]
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>> SEVEN...
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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>> I HAD MOTHER TERESA PUT THE
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CHILDREN TO BED.
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FINGERS CROSSED!
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>> Frankenstein: UM...
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DEATH IS KIND OF MAD AT ME RIGHT
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NOW.
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>> HO MAD?
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>> Frankenstein: MAD ENOUGH TO
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SEE TO IT THAT OUR CHILDREN WILL
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CONTINUE TO --
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>> NO! DON'T SAY THAT WORD!
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>> Frankenstein: ...LIVE.
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>> NO!
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OH, GOD! WHY THEM?!
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>> Frankenstein: I DON'T KNOW!
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>> YOU NEVER WANTED TO GO AWAY
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WITH ME, DID YOU?
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>> Frankenstein: NO, I DIDN'T.
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BUT I STILL WANT THEM DEAD.
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>> YOU SABOTAGED THIS!
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WELL, I'M GOING ON ROMANTIC
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HOLIDAY WITH DRACULA!
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SO I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
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>> Frankenstein: W-WHAT?
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YOU CAN'T GO!
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W-W-WHO'S GOING TO WATCH THE
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KIDS?!
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UH...
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OH!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> [ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
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AND LITTLE WED WIDINGHOOD ATE
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THE YUMMY, YUMMY PORRIDGE, WHICH
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WAS MADE OUT OF A GOLDEN EGG...
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>> N-N-N-N-NO MORE STORIES!
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>> YOU'RE MIXING UP THE STORIES.
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GOLDILOCKS ATE THE PORRIDGE,
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NOT LITTLE --
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>> DON'T MAKE HIM MAD!
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JUST -- JUST JUMP TO THE END.
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>> OH, NO! NOT THE END!
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>> OH!
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>> ...IN HER EGG-SHELLED COFFIN
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AND WAS KISSED AWAKE BY THE
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SLEEPING PRINCE.
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