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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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[ OWL HOOTS ]
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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]
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>> Frankenstein: HE'S ALIVE.
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ALIVE!
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AGAIN!
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>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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>> Frankenstein: YOU ARE
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MICHAEL JACKSON, ALIVE AGAIN!
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>> INTERESTING PLACE.
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[ GIGGLES ] OH. WHAT'S THAT?
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>> Polidori: IT'S A
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WEREWOLF-SKIN RUG.
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IT'S SO THREADBARE.
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SIMPLY AN EYESORE.
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[ SPARKLE! ]
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>> OH, MY! [ GIGGLES ]
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INTERESTING!
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I LOVE INTERESTING THINGS!
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>> UH, SPEAKING OF
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INTERESTING...
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DAD! IT'S ME, BRA! BLANKET!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M THE ONE WHO DID THIS
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KICK-ASS THING FOR YOU, BRA!
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YEAH, BABY!
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>> WHAT?
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>> Frankenstein: YOU SEE, YOUR
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SON BROUGHT YOUR CRYOGENICALLY
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FROZEN BODY HERE TO MY SPOOKY
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LABORATORY TO REVIVE YOU SOME 30
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YEARS AFTER YOUR DEATH.
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>> HIGH FIVE!
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>> Frankenstein: DR. POLIDORI
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AND I WILL LEAVE YOU TWO TO
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CATCH UP.
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>> DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN', BRA!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ FERRET CHITTERS ]
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>> Frankenstein: AH, IT'S NICE
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TO REUNITE FAMILY, ISN'T IT,
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POLIDORI?
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>> Polidori: DARE I SENSE SOME
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ICKY SENSITIVITY?
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, MY FATHER
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AND I HAVE SOME UNSPOKEN ISSUES.
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>> Polidori: HE'S RIGHT HERE.
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LET'S GO SAY "HOWDY."
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>> Frankenstein: UH...ALL RIGHT.
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HOW'S MY HAIR?
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>> Polidori: [ SCOFFS ]
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YOU LOOK GREAT.
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>> YEAH, SO I'M, LIKE, ROCKING
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THE STOCK MARKET 24/7, DUDE, 5
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DAYS A WEEK.
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THEN ITS T.G.I.F., BRO.
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ON STEROIDS. [ CHUCKLES ]
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LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS -- HERE I
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COME, DUDE!
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HEY, BUT THAT'S ME, DUDE, YOU
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KNOW?
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OFF THE HOOK 24/7. CHECK IT.
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I'VE GOT PIERCINGS.
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I GOT A NECK TAT.
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LOOK AT MY NECK TAT.
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OH, AND NOT JUST ONE FERRET.
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I GOT A SECOND FERRET AT HOME
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WITH A NECK TAT!
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I'M, LIKE, KIND OF A QUIRKY
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DUDE, YOU KNOW?
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I'M THE SON OF MICHAEL.
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STRANGELY WEIRD, YOU KNOW?
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BUT -- BUT IT'S GOOD.
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IT'S ALL GOOD.
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IT'S GOOD. IT'S ALL GOOD.
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>> Jackson: [ Yawning ] UH-HUH.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,
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BRO?
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PEOPLE GOT TO DEAL, YOU KNOW?
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LIKE, "WHAT'S THIS GUY --
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WHAT'S THIS GUY THINKIN'?"
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YOU KNOW, "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH
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THIS DUDE?"
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M THINKING, "T.G.I.F., BRA!"
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LONG ISLAND ICED TEAS!
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[ LAUGHS ] ON STEROIDS.
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DEAL WITH -- DEAL WITH THAT.
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DEAL WITH THAT.
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>> Frankenstein: AND THAT!
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[ POUNDING ]
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AND THAT!
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AND...THIS!
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>> Polidori: NO, VICTOR! DON'T!
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I MEAN, HE CAN'T EVEN FEEL IT.
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OOH, LET'S BRING HIM TO LIFE
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FIRST!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> Frankenstein: I CAN'T,
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POLIDORI.
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>> Polidori: REALLY?
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>> YES, I TOTALLY HAVE FETISHES,
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DUDE!
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LIKE, OKAY, FOR ONE, I'M TOTALLY
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INTO THE LADIES, BRO!
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KIND OF WEIRD, I KNOW, BUT, HEY,
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MAN, DEAL WITH IT.
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>> UH-HUH.
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>> JUST LAY THEM DOWN ON THEIR
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BACKS AND HAVE MUCHO SLOPPY
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MISSIONARY WITH THEM, MAN.
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I KNOW. THAT'S ME, DUDE.
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I AM MESSED UP!
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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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I TRIED TO DO EVERYTHING WRONG.
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I DRAPED A BLANKET OVER YOUR
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FACE, AND I HUNG YOU FROM A
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BALCONY.
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I EVEN CALLED YOU
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PRINCE MICHAEL JACKSON II.
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AFTER YOUR BROTHER!
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AND YOU STILL CAME OUT...
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NORMAL.
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[ FERRET CHITTERS ]
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>> Frankenstein: EVEN BEYOND THE
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BLACK CURTAIN, HE HAD TO HAVE
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THE LAST WORD!
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YOU SEE, MY FATHER'S DYING
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ORDER, UPON HIS VERY DEATH BED,
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WAS THAT I SHOULD NEVER BRING
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HIM BACK TO LIFE.
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BLASTED COFFIN JOCKEY.
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>> Polidori: [ CLICKS TONGUE ]
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, LET'S GO
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SEE HOW THE OTHER REUNION IS
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GOING.
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GAAH!
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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>> NOTHIN', BRA.
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HE -- HE JUST DROPPED.
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>> Frankenstein: PROFESSOR,
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WHAT WAS THE CAUSE OF DEATH?
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>> Polidori: SUDDEN, VIOLENT
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BOREDOM.
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>> MY BAD.
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>> [ SCREECHES ]
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>> [ HOWLS ]
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>> * BEYOND SPACE AND TIME
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* STRANGER THAN THE SOUL
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* IS THE WORLD DEEP INSIDE THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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[ BOTH SCREAM ]
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>> [ SCREAMS ]
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>> * LEAVE ALL HOPE BEHIND
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* THEY HAVE ALL CONTROL
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* TAKE MY HAND
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* WE'RE GOING DOWN THE
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FRANKENHOLE *
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> OKAY. GET THIS.
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WHAT DID MY DAD ALWAYS WANT, BUT
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COULD NEVER GET HIS MITTS ON?
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>> Polidori: OOH!
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I KNOW THE ANSWER!
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PICK ME, PLEASE, SIR!
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PLEASE, PLEASE! PICK ME!
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>> YEAH, YOU. WHAT?
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>> Polidori: DON'T CARE.
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>> [ IMITATES BUZZER ] WRONG.
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THE ELEPHANT MAN'S BONES!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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BUT I GOT 'EM, BRAHEIM!
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NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS MIX MY
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DAD'S BODY WITH THESE BAD BOYS,
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AND HE'LL LOVE ME BECAUSE I'LL
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BE REALLY INTERESTING BY DOING
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THIS TOTALLY INTERESTING THING
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TO HIM!
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I'LL BE DA MAN!
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>> Frankenstein: ALL RIGHT.
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GIVE ME THE BONES.
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>> Frankenstein: YGOR!
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>> Ygor: YES, MASTER?
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>> Frankenstein: PUT
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MICHAEL JACKSON'S BODY AND THESE
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BONES INTO THE DNA MERGER AND
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SET IT ON SIX.
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THEN PRESS START, WAIT 30
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SECONDS, AND HE'LL BE DONE.
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>> Ygor: [ Laughing ] YOU GOT
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IT!
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>> Frankenstein: SORRY ABOUT THE
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WAIT.
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MAYBE WE CAN USE THIS TIME AND
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HAVE A LITTLE TALK.
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>> I LOVE GABBING, BRO.
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>> Polidori: OH, DEAR.
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THIS IS MY CUE TO LEAVE.
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NICE TO MEET "CHA."
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>> Frankenstein: BLANKET, I
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DON'T KNOW IF MAKING YOUR FATHER
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EVEN WEIRDER IS ENOUGH TO MAKE
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HIM LOVE YOU.
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YOU MAY NEED TO CHANGE YOURSELF,
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YOUR PERSONALITY.
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>> OH, RIGHT. LIKE A PET SNAKE
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WITH A NECK TAT.
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>> Frankenstein: IT'S SOMETHING
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I NEVER DID WITH MY FATHER, AND
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I REGRET IT TO THIS DAY.
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>> YOU DO?
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>> Frankenstein: YEAH --
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>> Ygor: IT'S READY!
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>> RAD!
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>> Frankenstein: WAIT!
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I WASN'T DONE TALKING...
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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[ THUNDER AND LIGHTNING CRASH ]
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NO! DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
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>> [ GIGGLES ] KIND OF TOO LATE.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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>> Frankenstein: HMM.
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CURIOUS LITTLE BUGGER, AREN'T
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YOU?
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>> UH-HUH. HEY.
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WHO'S THAT INTERESTING GUY IN
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THE MIRROR?
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>> THAT'S YOU, BRA!
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SEE, I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE --
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>> Frankenstein: I'LL HANDLE
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THIS.
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>> OOPS. MY BAD.
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>> Frankenstein: YOU SEE, I
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SCIENTIFICALLY FUSED POP IDOL
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MICHAEL JACKSON AND HIDEOUS
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FREAK JOHN MERRICK TO MAKE
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WHATEVER YOU ARE.
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>> YOU DID THIS?
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>> Frankenstein: ALL BY MY
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LONESOME!
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>> [ GIGGLES ]
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>> BUT --
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>> INTERESTING!
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>> REMEMBER ME?
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I TOTALLY COUGHED UP THE DINERO
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FOR THE BONES, DUDE.
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>> I REMEMBER YOU FROM ONE OF MY
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PAST MEMORIES.
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YUCK!
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I BET YOU COULD WIPE THAT MEMORY
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AWAY, CAN'T YOU?
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>> Frankenstein: LICKITY-SPLIT!
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>> WOW! YOU'RE GREAT!
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[ GIGGLES ]
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>> HASTA LA VISTA.
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ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
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>> Frankenstein: ECH!
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WHAT A CHILD!
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>> EW. I HATE CHILDREN.
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>> Frankenstein: BUT I THOUGHT
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THE MICHAEL JACKSON PART OF YOU
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WAS INFAMOUS FOR ENJOYING THE
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COMPANY OF THE AWKWARDLY
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YOUTHFUL.
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>> WELL, THAT PART OF ME USED TO
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LIKE HOW WEIRD AND INTERESTING
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IT MADE ME SEEM TO HANG OUT WITH
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LITTLE KIDS.
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BUT ON THEIR OWN, THEY'RE
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BORING.
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>> Frankenstein: WELL, THAT'S
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QUITE IRONIC BECAUSE EVER SINCE
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I WAS A LITTLE BOY, MY FATHER
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FOUND ME TOO INTERESTING.
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>> OH...I WOULD HAVE NURTURED
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THAT INTERESTINGNESS.
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>> Frankenstein: FOR A MOMENT, I
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CONSIDERED BEING MORE BORING --
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NOT EXPERIMENTING ON LIVE
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ANIMALS AND NEVER INVENTING LIPS
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FOR YOUR EARLOBES OR ANYTHING
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LIKE THAT, BUT I JUST COULDN'T
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HELP IT!
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>> I WISH I HAD A SON JUST LIKE
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YOU.
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>> Frankenstein: YOU...
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ARE INTERESTED IN MY WORK?
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>> [ Giggling ] OOH! VERY!
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>> Frankenstein: WELL...THANK
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YOU, MR...?
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>> CALL ME "DAD."
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>> Frankenstein: THANK YOU.
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DAD?
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>> TICKLE, TICKLE.
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>> Frankenstein: [ Laughing ]
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NO! NO!
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>> AW. LOOK AT YOU!
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>> Frankenstein: [ LAUGHING ]
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>> TICKLE?
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>> Frankenstein: OH! THANK YOU!
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I NEEDED THIS.
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ WOLF HOWLS ]
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[ THUNDER AND LIGHTNING CRASH ]
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>> OH, ELIZABETH!
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HEY, YOU WANT TO HAVE A
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THREESOME WITH US, HUH?
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LET'S MAKE LEMONS OUT OF THIS
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LEMONADE.
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HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
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>> SCRAM.
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>> [ HISSES ]
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OKAY.
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[ High-pitched ] CATCH YA LATER!
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YOU DONUT.
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>> [ Laughing ] HEY, HEY, BRA!
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WAZZUP?
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>> Polidori: AH!
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THE WET BLANKET.
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>> HEY, SO, WHO WAS THAT WEIRD
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BAT GUY?
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>> Polidori: THE WORLD'S MOST
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NEGLIGIBLE BACHELOR,
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"DRAC-YOU-UH-LA."
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>> OH.
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I WANT TO BE DRACULA!
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THEN MY DAD WOULD TOTALLY FIND
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ME INTERESTING.
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>> Polidori: LOOK, IF YOU'RE
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GOING TO WINDOW SHOP FOR A NEW
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PERSONALITY, HAVE A SEAT.
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THIS PLACE IS SIMPLY CRAWLING
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WITH OPTIONS.
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>> COOL!
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I'LL MULL IT OVER A LONG ISLAND
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ICED TEA.
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>> Polidori: AND I'LL HAVE
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THE USUAL.
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>> WHAT'S YOUR POISON,
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BRAHEIMERSON?
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>> Polidori: FUNNY YOU SHOULD
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ASK.
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[ GULPS ] MMM. DELICIOUS.
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BEING AN IMMORTAL, IT'S THE ONLY
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THING WITH ANY KIND OF KICK TO
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IT.
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>> [ Laughing ] HARDCORE!
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AW, I WISH I HAD AN INTERESTING
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THING, LIKE BEING IMMORTAL AND
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DRINKING POISON OR SOMETHING.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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>> PARDON ME.
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>> NO WORRIES.
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I'M BLANKET JACKSON.
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>> DR. HENRY JEKYLL.
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>> CAN I BUY YOU A ROUND?
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>> NO NEED. I'VE BROUGHT MY OWN.
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[ GASPING ]
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]
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>> WHOA! GNARLY!
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HEY! HOW DO I BECOME A
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DR. JEKYLL?
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>> Polidori: BY COMING OUT OF
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HIS MOTHER'S VAGINA AND FOUR
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YEARS OF MED SCHOOL.
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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BUT HE JUST DRANK SOMETHING AND
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TURNED INTO A FREAK-OUT KING.
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CAN YOU WHIP UP SOME OF THAT FOR
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ME?
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>> Polidori: WELL, IT'S
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PAINFULLY PEDESTRIAN, BUT IF IT
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WILL KEEP YOU OUT OF OUR HAIR...
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! COME ON!
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LET'S GO! MY DAD'LL LOVE IT!
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>> Frankenstein: MY DADDY NEVER
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WANTED TO PLAY "DRESS UP" WITH
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ME!
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>> [ GIGGLES ] DRESS UP IS FUN!
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>> [ GROANS ]
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WHY MUST I BE DRAGGED THROUGH
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THIS HUMILIATION?
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> NO WHAT?
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>> Frankenstein: HOW ABOUT HIS
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HEAD ON A LITTLE BOY'S BODY?
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>> [ GIGGLES ]
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>> WELL, HELLO!
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OH, DADDY, I'M-A MADE OF FISH
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TODAY!
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>> Frankenstein: I TOOK THE
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LIBERTY OF KIDNAPPING MY SON
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FROM THE PAST WHEN HE WAS 6.
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NOW, HOLD STILL.
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>> I'M A-HOLIN' RE-E-E-E-AL...
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[ SPEAKING GIBBERSH ]
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STILL...
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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>> DAD!
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>> OH, NO! THAT!
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>> Frankenstein: BLANKET, GO
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AWAY!
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>> BUT, DAD, I FIGURED OUT HOW
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YOU CAN LOVE ME, BRA.
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>> OH! MAKE IT STOP!
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>> Frankenstein: QUIT TALKING!
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YOU'RE UPSETTING DAD!
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>> Polidori: WHAT'S BEEN GOING
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ON IN HERE?
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>> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
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>> Frankenstein: LOOK, HE
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DOESN'T LOVE YOU AND NEVER WILL.
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YOU'LL ALWAYS BE UNINTERESTING,
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NO MATTER WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE!
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>> POPS, BRA!
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OOH! WHOA! MY BAD! WHOA!
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>> Frankenstein: NO! DADDY!
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>> WHAT'S THIS?
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>> DAD, WE'RE TOGETHER!
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>> FOR ETERNITY?
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>> THIS IS AWESOME!
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>> THIS IS AWFUL!
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>> I-I LOVE Y--
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OW!
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>> I HATE YOU.
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>> WAIT! STOP HITTING!
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OW!
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>> GET AWAY FROM ME!
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>> I LOVE US!
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OW!
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>> I HATE US!
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>> WHOA!
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[ BOTH GRUNT ]
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>> OW! THAT HURT!
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>> IN AN INTERESTING WAY!
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>> YEAH, INTERESTING!
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>> SHUT UP!
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>> OH...
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>> Both: UH-OH!
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WHEEEEEEEEE!
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>> [ SLURPS ]
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>> Polidori: WELL, AT LEAST WE
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GOT A NEW RUG OUT OF THIS.
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>> Frankenstein: YES, I'M GLAD
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YOU'RE HAPPY!
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>> Polidori: WHERE ARE YOU
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GOING?
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>> Frankenstein: TO DO SOMETHING
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I SHOULD HAVE DONE LONG AGO.
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>> VICTOR, MY SON, I HAVE ONE
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LAST REQUEST.
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>> Frankenstein: YES, FATHER?
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>> NEVER BRING ME BACK TO LIFE!
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>> Frankenstein: DON'T WORRY!
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I WON'T!
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>> OH!
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>> Frankenstein: HA HA!
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>> * WASN'T NEAR YOU
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* COULDN'T HEAR YOU
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* WHERE YOU GO TO
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* I DON'T HAVE A CLUE
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* SO YOU EAT SLOW
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* THAT MUCH, YOU DO KNOW
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* HEARD YOU TOOK A TRIP ACROSS
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MEXICO *
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* OH, YOU DROVE ON
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* YEAH, ON AND ON
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* COME ON, SPLIT YOURSELF IN
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TWO *
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* YOU GOT TO SPLIT YOURSELF IN
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TWO *
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* COME ON, SPLIT YOURSELF IN
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TWO *
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* TAKE ME FOR A RIDE
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* TAKE ME FOR A RIDE
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