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[laughs] Yes!

Time for a good old-fashioned knuckle-buster!

- [grunts] - [chitters]

Sorry.

I don't do old-fashioned.

[grunting]

[Squirrel Girl] Oh, it's on now!

Don't leave yet. [grunts]

[grunts]

You haven't even seen what we can do.

Embiggen!

[yells] What she said.

[Tippy-Toe chittering]

[angry chitter]

Sorry about the wax, Tips,

but it's time for Plan M59.

Go!

[chitters]

[thudding footstep]

[grunts]

[grunts]

Lay off the kawaii kaiju!

Did she run off?

Fat chance!

- [grunts] - [grunts]

But she might start running now.

Hey! I'm gonna get you!

[grunts] Get off my friend!

Squirrel Girl, what are you doing?

You've gotta give me some more space.

I can't stay this big forever. [yells]

[yelling]

[both grunt]

So much for the unbeatable Squirrel Girl and, uh--

I don't know-- bendy Ms. Marvel? [chuckles]

Sorry, S.G.

This isn't the epic team-up I pictured.

Agreed.

But I think it can be

if we just fight anime-style!

Huh.

With excessively big weapons?

No. By calling out our attacks, like this.

Rocket kick, now!

Ha-ha!

[both grunt]

Oh, you think you're the only animal that can climb?

Upside-down striking frenzy!

[yells]

[grunting]

Strike this!

Hey!

- [yells] - Good save.

Thanks, Double-M. [pants]

Now just keep me covered.

[Ms. Marvel] Gotcha! Oh, no, you don't!

[grunting]

Ugh! That's just unfair.

Web diversion assist into web-ball throw!

[grunts]

[huffs] I'm done with this.

Slingshot, now!

Hi-yaaah!

Flying squirrel!

Huh?

[both grunt]

[grunts] Of course I get away from S.H.I.E.L.D.

only to get caught by a pair of nobodies who aren't even interested in the truth!

We know the truth. You were supposed to be a hero,

and instead, you took someone's life.

That isn't what happened! [grunts]

But everyone's so caught up in dishing out punishment,

they never stopped to ask if I was actually guilty.

[sighs] Why would they?

I'm just another stupid kid.

- No one cares. - What do you mean?

[grunts] I mean, I didn't hurt anyone, let alone him!

For real!

Okay. Tell your story, Ghosty.

If we believe you, we'll let you go.

If we don't...

[whistles]

[squirrels chittering]

Well, let's just say you get to find out what a pistachio feels like!

Oh, please don't.