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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,173 --> 00:00:04,657 Are you nervous? 2 00:00:04,682 --> 00:00:06,601 No, I speak at meetings all the time. 3 00:00:06,626 --> 00:00:07,719 You "share" at meetings. 4 00:00:07,744 --> 00:00:09,530 You've never been one of the main speakers, 5 00:00:09,555 --> 00:00:11,555 let alone at a combo AA/Al-Anon meeting, 6 00:00:11,580 --> 00:00:14,087 and you've never had to follow a legend. 7 00:00:15,161 --> 00:00:16,438 You trying to get me off my game? 8 00:00:16,539 --> 00:00:18,172 No, honey, I'm excited for you. 9 00:00:18,197 --> 00:00:20,397 I just know how hard it is to get up 10 00:00:20,422 --> 00:00:22,677 and pour your heart out to 60 strangers, 11 00:00:22,702 --> 00:00:24,468 some of whom are very critical. 12 00:00:24,647 --> 00:00:26,647 Well, so far I've only found one who's critical, 13 00:00:26,672 --> 00:00:28,063 and she's no stranger. 14 00:00:29,412 --> 00:00:31,212 Why do people think I'm mean when I'm being helpful 15 00:00:31,237 --> 00:00:32,915 and helpful when I'm being mean? 16 00:00:33,089 --> 00:00:36,990 It has to do with your tone and body language. 17 00:00:38,613 --> 00:00:40,548 And their stupidity. 18 00:00:42,938 --> 00:00:44,932 As a veteran of these things, 19 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:46,790 I think it really helps if you have a shape. 20 00:00:46,893 --> 00:00:48,292 I like to start with a joke, 21 00:00:48,394 --> 00:00:50,294 get to the darkness, bring 'em to tears, 22 00:00:50,319 --> 00:00:51,655 applause, thank you, good night. 23 00:00:51,954 --> 00:00:53,808 How's this? I met you, you're an alcoholic, 24 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:55,053 married you anyway, 25 00:00:55,078 --> 00:00:56,805 started going to Al-Anon, the end. 26 00:00:57,446 --> 00:01:00,381 Well, putting me front and center's not a bad instinct. 27 00:01:01,001 --> 00:01:03,107 I really appreciate your expertise. 28 00:01:03,132 --> 00:01:05,933 I just find it's better for me if I'm spontaneous. 29 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:08,213 Ah. Like jazz. 30 00:01:09,954 --> 00:01:11,906 Very hit-and-miss. 31 00:01:12,445 --> 00:01:13,814 You know, when it hits, it's great. 32 00:01:13,839 --> 00:01:15,016 Though you can never dance to it. 33 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,318 Maybe sex, but it's gonna be messy. 34 00:01:16,533 --> 00:01:18,299 Messy is the best kind of sex. 35 00:01:19,235 --> 00:01:20,377 That's true. 36 00:01:20,464 --> 00:01:22,197 You should put that in your share. 37 00:01:22,222 --> 00:01:24,156 We are really gonna help people tonight. 38 00:01:28,141 --> 00:01:30,055 We're so excited you both agreed to speak. 39 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,548 You know, we've had mother-daughter, 40 00:01:31,573 --> 00:01:32,696 uh, siblings, 41 00:01:32,721 --> 00:01:34,751 but we haven't had a married couple in a while. 42 00:01:34,908 --> 00:01:36,608 Talk about a profile in courage. 43 00:01:36,773 --> 00:01:38,940 - We are pretty amazing. - Thanks. 44 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,399 - Stay calm. - I'm calm. 45 00:01:40,474 --> 00:01:43,274 - Adam, I'm on your side. - Now there are sides? 46 00:01:43,991 --> 00:01:45,490 Ooh. 47 00:01:45,516 --> 00:01:46,881 This'll be fun. 48 00:01:49,619 --> 00:01:51,685 There's no oat milk for my coffee? 49 00:01:52,087 --> 00:01:54,727 The one last thing I'm allowed, ruined. 50 00:01:54,957 --> 00:01:56,905 There's almond, skim and half-and-half. 51 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:58,448 Yes, but no oat. 52 00:01:58,589 --> 00:02:00,623 The gentlest of the milks. 53 00:02:02,025 --> 00:02:03,825 God, you are such a diva. 54 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,251 Been called worse by better. 55 00:02:08,427 --> 00:02:09,946 The guy OD'd on heroin, 56 00:02:09,971 --> 00:02:11,838 but he can't handle regular milk? 57 00:02:14,055 --> 00:02:15,521 Don't even bother with the coffee. 58 00:02:15,724 --> 00:02:17,724 There's nothing acceptable to dress it with. 59 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,149 Rod, this is my husband Adam. 60 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,954 Adam, this is my sponsee Rod. 61 00:02:21,979 --> 00:02:25,013 Now, I don't want you two bucks to start tangling antlers. 62 00:02:25,498 --> 00:02:26,962 - Hey. - Hey. 63 00:02:30,963 --> 00:02:33,321 Oh, my God, ask each other something. 64 00:02:33,429 --> 00:02:34,528 Uh, got any oat milk? 65 00:02:34,825 --> 00:02:37,774 Uh, not now. Or ever. 66 00:02:37,885 --> 00:02:39,285 What's your go-to milk? 67 00:02:39,694 --> 00:02:41,165 Milk. 68 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:42,641 Ah. Wow. 69 00:02:42,666 --> 00:02:44,946 Why don't you talk about something that's important to both of you, 70 00:02:44,971 --> 00:02:46,149 like, for example, me? 71 00:02:46,251 --> 00:02:48,385 Oh. Your wife's been an enormous help to me. 72 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:49,555 I mean, I've been sober a long time, 73 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:51,173 but I wasn't truly rocking the steps 74 00:02:51,198 --> 00:02:52,297 until Bonnie came along. 75 00:02:52,681 --> 00:02:54,641 Oh, stop it. I'm gonna start blushing. 76 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:56,607 Adam, your turn. 77 00:02:56,632 --> 00:02:57,872 Oh, I've got a whole nice thing 78 00:02:57,897 --> 00:02:59,230 to say about you up there. 79 00:02:59,284 --> 00:03:02,084 Oh, that's right, you're the headliner tonight. Can't wait. 80 00:03:02,109 --> 00:03:04,375 - I'm speaking, too. - Yeah, but we've heard yours. 81 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,868 A brave little girl who turns out to be... you. 82 00:03:09,046 --> 00:03:10,613 Okay, everybody, it's meeting time. 83 00:03:10,638 --> 00:03:12,071 Let's find a seat. 84 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:18,662 This is exciting. I've never heard Adam speak. 85 00:03:18,687 --> 00:03:21,488 Too bad we have to sit through "sad little girl" to get there. 86 00:03:22,454 --> 00:03:24,413 It's "brave little girl," 87 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:26,358 and I expect applause from both of you this time. 88 00:03:39,902 --> 00:03:44,902 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 89 00:03:46,946 --> 00:03:49,758 And who was that brave little girl? 90 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,388 Me. 91 00:03:52,923 --> 00:03:55,008 For those of you who need it, there's Kleenex in the back. 92 00:03:55,033 --> 00:03:58,204 For those of you who don't, I wish I had your strength. 93 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:00,688 Thank you. 94 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,534 What did I tell you? Legend. 95 00:04:10,101 --> 00:04:12,551 I mean, I'm, I-I'm a stuntman. 96 00:04:12,576 --> 00:04:14,891 I have literally been shot out of a cannon, 97 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:16,816 been on fire for a good six minutes. 98 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:18,857 But none of that prepared me 99 00:04:18,882 --> 00:04:21,844 for being married to an alcoholic. 100 00:04:22,821 --> 00:04:25,241 But the longer I've been here, 101 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,665 I've realized that... 102 00:04:27,148 --> 00:04:29,768 alcoholics have been a part of my life for a long time. 103 00:04:30,188 --> 00:04:32,104 Starting with Father O'Leary. 104 00:04:32,129 --> 00:04:34,529 Not my real father, but he did make me leery. 105 00:04:37,226 --> 00:04:39,938 Wasn't this meeting supposed to end at 9:00? 106 00:04:43,087 --> 00:04:46,368 I can't believe that people were so moved by my share. 107 00:04:46,393 --> 00:04:49,127 Is that what they mean by "not a dry eye in the house"? 108 00:04:49,152 --> 00:04:50,618 You were amazing. 109 00:04:50,643 --> 00:04:52,387 Never would have guessed it was your first time. 110 00:04:52,412 --> 00:04:53,844 You were amazing, too. 111 00:04:53,869 --> 00:04:55,602 Ah, I was off my game. 112 00:04:55,627 --> 00:04:57,040 I think I'm getting a cold. 113 00:04:57,187 --> 00:04:58,787 I didn't tell you before. 114 00:04:58,812 --> 00:05:00,790 I mean, you can't hear it yet, but it's-it's coming. 115 00:05:01,626 --> 00:05:03,899 Do you want to go home instead of the Bistro? 116 00:05:03,924 --> 00:05:05,357 It's not that kind of cold; 117 00:05:05,382 --> 00:05:07,182 it's better when I'm out with people. 118 00:05:07,493 --> 00:05:08,852 Why are you parking? 119 00:05:09,327 --> 00:05:10,593 I'm meeting up with Rod. 120 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:11,742 My Rod? 121 00:05:11,785 --> 00:05:13,399 Yeah. He came up to me after 122 00:05:13,424 --> 00:05:15,962 and said that my share blew him away. 123 00:05:16,072 --> 00:05:18,706 He said I gave him a light bulb moment. 124 00:05:18,942 --> 00:05:19,798 Good for you. 125 00:05:19,823 --> 00:05:21,923 But bear in mind, his accent is all over the place. 126 00:05:21,948 --> 00:05:24,673 He might have just been asking for directions to the bathroom. 127 00:05:27,925 --> 00:05:29,795 Can't tell you how refreshing this is. 128 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,493 You're the first bloke I've met in the rooms 129 00:05:31,518 --> 00:05:33,532 who doesn't treat me like the Rod Connaughton. 130 00:05:33,557 --> 00:05:35,774 Didn't even know that was your last name. 131 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,336 See, there it is. 132 00:05:38,446 --> 00:05:41,373 You were a stuntman, you worked with celebrities. 133 00:05:41,398 --> 00:05:44,602 - I know you won't be starstruck. - That I can guarantee. 134 00:05:46,774 --> 00:05:49,574 I've been offering Adam tea for years... nothing. 135 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,415 But the minute Rod walks into his life, 136 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:52,773 it's Downton Abbey. 137 00:05:53,176 --> 00:05:55,337 And it's okay you feel that way, Bonnie. 138 00:05:55,362 --> 00:05:56,861 I learned that from Adam's share. 139 00:05:57,061 --> 00:05:58,628 Don't tell me it's okay to feel this way 140 00:05:58,653 --> 00:06:00,219 when I don't even know how I feel. 141 00:06:00,244 --> 00:06:02,743 And that's okay, too. It is. 142 00:06:03,102 --> 00:06:05,831 All I know is, I have one husband and one sponsee, 143 00:06:05,856 --> 00:06:08,256 and frankly I don't approve of this canoodling. 144 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,790 Don't you have two sponsees? 145 00:06:09,815 --> 00:06:11,648 How does that help my point, scoreboard? 146 00:06:14,016 --> 00:06:15,574 Maybe Adam's offering him 147 00:06:15,599 --> 00:06:17,165 a different perspective from Al-Anon. 148 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:19,234 Yeah, well, Adam wouldn't even need Al-Anon 149 00:06:19,259 --> 00:06:20,525 if it wasn't for me. 150 00:06:21,141 --> 00:06:23,649 I don't think that's the defense you think it is. 151 00:06:24,274 --> 00:06:26,141 Yeah, I'm with Bonnie. 152 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:27,686 These two don't make sense. 153 00:06:27,711 --> 00:06:29,177 I mean, Adam's a man of the people 154 00:06:29,202 --> 00:06:31,196 and Rod's just a big old strutting peacock. 155 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:32,524 Mm. 156 00:06:32,549 --> 00:06:34,582 Being somebody's sponsor doesn't mean 157 00:06:34,607 --> 00:06:37,074 that you're their only source of inspiration. 158 00:06:37,099 --> 00:06:39,032 He can have other people to talk to. 159 00:06:39,057 --> 00:06:41,204 Well, you're my only source of inspiration. 160 00:06:41,277 --> 00:06:44,068 - Don't you also have a therapist? - Damn it, Wendy. 161 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:49,497 Look at them over there, hogging Beatrice. 162 00:06:49,522 --> 00:06:51,360 Hey. 163 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,410 We'd like to order, too, guys. 164 00:06:55,872 --> 00:06:57,238 What would you like? 165 00:06:57,263 --> 00:06:59,430 Oh. Well, I'm-I'm not sure yet. 166 00:07:07,368 --> 00:07:11,352 ? Out of nowhere, you were there ? 167 00:07:11,377 --> 00:07:13,177 ? Satin jacket ? 168 00:07:13,202 --> 00:07:15,149 ? Perfect hair... ? 169 00:07:16,059 --> 00:07:17,158 Wow. 170 00:07:17,493 --> 00:07:19,404 One tea with Rod 171 00:07:19,429 --> 00:07:21,474 and you're practically throwing your underwear at him. 172 00:07:22,532 --> 00:07:24,432 All right, I was quick to judge him. 173 00:07:24,457 --> 00:07:25,649 He's a cool guy. 174 00:07:25,674 --> 00:07:28,587 Yeah. He's become cooler since I've been working with him. 175 00:07:28,856 --> 00:07:30,222 He's got issues. 176 00:07:30,394 --> 00:07:31,660 All confidential, of course, 177 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,501 but here's a hint... 178 00:07:33,526 --> 00:07:36,193 rhymes with "snoozes sniagra." 179 00:07:36,646 --> 00:07:38,980 Well, he's coming over to give me a guitar lesson. 180 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,446 That's gonna be fun. 181 00:07:40,471 --> 00:07:42,923 Oh. You two kids made a playdate? 182 00:07:42,948 --> 00:07:46,316 - Yeah. - Good. Good. 183 00:07:46,519 --> 00:07:48,152 I give you my blessing. 184 00:07:49,508 --> 00:07:51,269 Did I need your blessing? 185 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,371 I'm his sponsor, you're my husband, 186 00:07:53,396 --> 00:07:54,649 it could get complicated. 187 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,652 There are things that he may share with me about you 188 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:57,876 that I can't tell you. 189 00:07:57,901 --> 00:07:59,641 And there may be things you share with me about him 190 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:01,366 that I may have to tell him. 191 00:08:01,657 --> 00:08:03,490 You picking up what I'm putting down? 192 00:08:04,391 --> 00:08:07,285 Yeah. Don't tell him things I don't want you to know. 193 00:08:07,310 --> 00:08:08,930 Why? What are you hiding from me? 194 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:10,988 Can we just go to sleep? 195 00:08:11,013 --> 00:08:13,438 Yes. With my blessing. 196 00:08:17,191 --> 00:08:19,058 I couldn't find my guitar. 197 00:08:19,083 --> 00:08:20,749 Do you know where it is? 198 00:08:20,844 --> 00:08:24,094 You hide things from me, I hide things from you. 199 00:08:28,605 --> 00:08:30,325 Did you know it's gonna rain on the weekend? 200 00:08:30,475 --> 00:08:32,509 Did you know you're part of the cleanup commitment? 201 00:08:32,665 --> 00:08:34,531 I'm supervising. 202 00:08:34,704 --> 00:08:36,170 Yeah, my housekeeper was right, 203 00:08:36,195 --> 00:08:37,828 that's not the same thing as helping. 204 00:08:39,057 --> 00:08:41,472 Are you mad at me, love? I can't tell. 205 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,639 Looks like you just jumped out of a plane. 206 00:08:43,977 --> 00:08:46,177 Says the man with the hair system. 207 00:08:46,202 --> 00:08:48,069 Did you get those plugs with a Groupon? 208 00:08:49,269 --> 00:08:50,993 I see what's going on here. 209 00:08:51,018 --> 00:08:54,019 Sexual tension all coming out all squishy. 210 00:08:54,609 --> 00:08:56,509 Like you could handle this. 211 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:58,673 I could handle Tina Turner. 212 00:08:58,698 --> 00:09:00,576 You sure it wasn't a man dressed like Tina Turner? 213 00:09:00,601 --> 00:09:02,321 Either way, quite a night. 214 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:05,566 Rod, your mom's here to pick you up! 215 00:09:06,927 --> 00:09:08,326 Sexy. 216 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:15,920 No, no, put your index finger there. That's it. 217 00:09:15,945 --> 00:09:19,013 And your second finger on the next fret. 218 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:20,525 No, the next fret. 219 00:09:20,550 --> 00:09:21,760 No, the other next fret. 220 00:09:21,785 --> 00:09:24,072 I think I know why they call these things "frets." 221 00:09:24,399 --> 00:09:25,865 Okay, how's this? 222 00:09:26,256 --> 00:09:28,879 Oh! 223 00:09:28,904 --> 00:09:29,994 That's lovely. 224 00:09:30,019 --> 00:09:31,730 Learn two more and you can be in a punk band. 225 00:09:32,032 --> 00:09:33,498 Ugh. You make it look so easy. 226 00:09:33,663 --> 00:09:35,838 Well, I've been playing since I was 12. 227 00:09:36,132 --> 00:09:38,166 It's funny, I only picked it up to impress a girl. 228 00:09:38,191 --> 00:09:41,559 Well, I should say "a woman," 'cause she was 32. 229 00:09:41,584 --> 00:09:43,017 Worked at the record shop. 230 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:46,084 The things we do to impress girls. 231 00:09:46,109 --> 00:09:47,942 Nothing else motivates me. 232 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,822 I used to think I liked money, but then I realized 233 00:09:50,847 --> 00:09:53,471 it's women who like money and I like women. 234 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:55,717 Well, that worked out for you. 235 00:09:55,742 --> 00:09:58,541 Did it? I'm in me 50s and I live with me mum. 236 00:10:00,757 --> 00:10:03,900 Yeah, I've never actually had anything real, 237 00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:07,176 like what, what you have with Bonnie. 238 00:10:07,622 --> 00:10:08,830 You'll find it. 239 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,557 Nah, I don't think so. 240 00:10:10,582 --> 00:10:14,884 When it comes to women, I just can't stop the Rod show. 241 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:20,151 I even do it with Bonnie. I keep trying to charm her. 242 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,806 I get it. 243 00:10:22,178 --> 00:10:24,412 I'm like that around pro football players. 244 00:10:24,437 --> 00:10:27,528 Real football, not your kind. 245 00:10:27,553 --> 00:10:29,419 There's just something about them. 246 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,086 I really want them to respect me. 247 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:34,667 Are you friends with pro football players? 248 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:38,337 I had a shot at one, but he could smell the desperation. 249 00:10:38,362 --> 00:10:41,363 Four calls in one afternoon, and it was over. 250 00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:45,705 Adam, I can't imagine any man not wanting to be with you. 251 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,613 Sorry, left out a word. 252 00:10:48,638 --> 00:10:50,872 Not wanting to be friends with you. 253 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,841 Thanks, man. 254 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:55,911 See, that. 255 00:10:56,349 --> 00:10:58,260 That's what's missing from my life. 256 00:10:58,763 --> 00:10:59,822 Men. 257 00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:03,221 My dad left when I was a little kid, 258 00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,424 and I blamed myself. 259 00:11:06,688 --> 00:11:09,890 My bandmates were only in it for the drugs and women. 260 00:11:14,101 --> 00:11:18,137 I haven't had a real male friend since I was nine years old. 261 00:11:21,036 --> 00:11:23,570 And he beat me up for a bag of crisps. 262 00:11:23,672 --> 00:11:26,301 Hey. Oh, hey, Rod. 263 00:11:27,449 --> 00:11:28,686 Are you okay? 264 00:11:29,332 --> 00:11:32,547 - Rod was just telling me about... - About the time I met Cyndi Lauper. 265 00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:35,406 Oh, what a day. Guess girls just really do want to have fun. 266 00:11:35,475 --> 00:11:37,709 Well, Mum's making a roast, so off I go. 267 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:38,911 By the way, I think I'll be better off 268 00:11:38,936 --> 00:11:40,769 with a male sponsor. Take care. 269 00:11:42,975 --> 00:11:44,408 What did you do? 270 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:52,088 I just don't get it. What did I do wrong? 271 00:11:52,113 --> 00:11:54,729 It's not you. Rod said he can't be himself with women. 272 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:56,043 That's why he needs a man. 273 00:11:56,068 --> 00:11:58,316 Oh, come on, I'm manlier than most men. 274 00:11:58,341 --> 00:11:59,988 I'm manlier than you. 275 00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:03,108 Who owns more hair products? Go. 276 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:07,363 Now is not the time for this, but Rod called my hair luscious. 277 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,129 I thought I was helping him. 278 00:12:11,270 --> 00:12:12,836 Sometimes the thing that helps the most 279 00:12:12,861 --> 00:12:14,861 is realizing we're on the wrong path. 280 00:12:15,063 --> 00:12:17,430 Are you trying to say the worst thing? 281 00:12:18,168 --> 00:12:19,676 You were right. 282 00:12:19,701 --> 00:12:22,738 - This did get complicated. - That's not helping. 283 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,786 Damn it. "You were right" usually works. 284 00:12:32,263 --> 00:12:34,770 Hey, Shawn, can you start a dressing room for me? 285 00:12:34,826 --> 00:12:37,361 Be with you in one sec, Jill. I'm just finishing with a customer. 286 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:39,740 Oh, that's a first. 287 00:12:39,765 --> 00:12:41,910 Might as well be at the Goodwill. 288 00:12:44,178 --> 00:12:46,011 I'm not sure that's your color, love. 289 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,297 What are you doing here? 290 00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:50,410 A little retail therapy. 291 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:53,480 This is a woman's boutique. That is a woman's blouse. 292 00:12:53,505 --> 00:12:57,441 Ah, when it looks this good, it's just Rod's blouse, baby. 293 00:12:59,444 --> 00:13:01,455 Okay, Jill, do you want me to put that in a dressing room? 294 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,781 No. I just realized it's tacky. 295 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,332 You live with your mom. How can you even afford to shop here? 296 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:10,708 Oh, Capital One just sent me a new credit card. 297 00:13:10,733 --> 00:13:12,733 I'm in a mad dash to max it out before they realize 298 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,025 the error of their ways. 299 00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:17,383 You know what? This is my happy place. 300 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,847 So I'm gonna act like the music industry since 1988 301 00:13:19,872 --> 00:13:21,072 and ignore you. 302 00:13:22,666 --> 00:13:23,910 I've got that one, too, darling. 303 00:13:23,935 --> 00:13:25,134 Damn it. 304 00:13:26,826 --> 00:13:28,848 Don't you dare step foot in Chanel. 305 00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:33,988 Well, I hope you're happy. 306 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,947 Well, I was just telling them, my feet... 307 00:13:35,972 --> 00:13:38,957 Are about to be stomped on unless you let me finish. 308 00:13:40,524 --> 00:13:41,802 Can you let me out? I need to pee. 309 00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:42,904 What... 20 minutes you've been here. 310 00:13:42,929 --> 00:13:44,240 Now I sit down and you need to pee? 311 00:13:44,265 --> 00:13:46,071 You make me nervous, and I had three waters. 312 00:13:46,096 --> 00:13:47,395 Hold it. 313 00:13:48,378 --> 00:13:51,270 - Bonnie, what's wrong? - What's wrong is I was right. 314 00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,388 I sat here in this booth with Grandma Bunions 315 00:13:53,413 --> 00:13:54,879 and said Adam and Rod hanging out 316 00:13:54,904 --> 00:13:56,437 was gonna be nothing but trouble. 317 00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:57,806 What happened? Did they get into a fight? 318 00:13:57,831 --> 00:13:59,530 Is Adam's hair okay? 319 00:14:01,701 --> 00:14:03,448 Rod wants a new sponsor. 320 00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:05,003 Just go. 321 00:14:05,463 --> 00:14:08,737 So what's the big deal? People change sponsors all the time. 322 00:14:08,762 --> 00:14:11,112 That's true, I went through five of them in jail. 323 00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:15,640 Shivved, shivved, paroled, shivved, wasn't a good listener. 324 00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,027 How'd you get there? 325 00:14:18,114 --> 00:14:19,647 I'll never tell. 326 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:24,535 Honey, we help people for fun and for free. 327 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,959 Stop making it about you. 328 00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:27,982 But I was really good at it. 329 00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:30,683 Well, I'm really good at it and you've fired me 17 times. 330 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:33,857 - You want to go for 18? - The point is, 331 00:14:33,979 --> 00:14:36,156 if you genuinely want to help someone 332 00:14:36,181 --> 00:14:38,768 and they need something from you that you can't give them, 333 00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:41,327 you should be happy they get it from someone else. 334 00:14:43,055 --> 00:14:45,422 You know, nobody's ever asked me to be their sponsor. 335 00:14:45,447 --> 00:14:46,646 What's up with that? 336 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:50,587 Conversation for a different time. I get it. 337 00:14:52,511 --> 00:14:54,197 You both are gonna say no, 338 00:14:54,222 --> 00:14:56,989 but I'm starting to think my ego got in the way here. 339 00:14:58,639 --> 00:15:00,305 - No. - No. 340 00:15:00,806 --> 00:15:04,391 But wow, what an evolved thing to say. 341 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,055 All right, you can be my sponsor again. 342 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,314 Wow. Didn't even get to throw my hat in the ring. 343 00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:12,204 Is it my vibe? Am I too intense? 344 00:15:12,229 --> 00:15:13,929 Answer me right now. 345 00:15:17,321 --> 00:15:20,457 Oh, you got to be kidding me. I bought this months ago. 346 00:15:20,482 --> 00:15:22,937 Well, they just threw this one in 347 00:15:22,962 --> 00:15:25,262 'cause, you know, I'm me. 348 00:15:25,287 --> 00:15:27,154 Well, they've never given me anything for free. 349 00:15:27,179 --> 00:15:29,618 Well, you were never on Solid Gold with Andy Gibb. 350 00:15:29,735 --> 00:15:31,758 You had one song. 351 00:15:31,783 --> 00:15:33,943 Satin jacket, perfect hair, satin jacket, perfect hair. 352 00:15:33,968 --> 00:15:36,201 So you have listened to my music. 353 00:15:36,281 --> 00:15:39,081 It came on the oldies station in my car. 354 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,705 Cha-ching. 355 00:15:40,863 --> 00:15:43,409 Do you carry that around so people know you're a musician? 356 00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:46,081 Do you carry that around so people know you're rich? 357 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:51,484 I'm sorry, I... I'm doing it again. 358 00:15:51,727 --> 00:15:52,893 What? 359 00:15:53,215 --> 00:15:55,019 I'm putting on a show. 360 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,305 I can't help myself. 361 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:01,479 You're a woman and-and I feel compelled to perform for you. 362 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:03,974 I see. 363 00:16:05,479 --> 00:16:07,518 I only recently learned this about myself. 364 00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:10,479 I tried to shop it away, but... 365 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,018 the feelings found me again. 366 00:16:13,612 --> 00:16:15,268 They always do. 367 00:16:17,683 --> 00:16:18,964 I'm not proud. 368 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,763 Well, that's the first time you've acted like a human being 369 00:16:22,788 --> 00:16:23,956 since I met you. 370 00:16:25,063 --> 00:16:27,130 Thank you, Jill. 371 00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:30,901 I just, I get so tired of the game. 372 00:16:37,745 --> 00:16:38,870 Whoopsie. 373 00:16:41,589 --> 00:16:42,955 Whoopsie. 374 00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,186 Whoopsie. 375 00:16:46,226 --> 00:16:48,135 Hey. Listen to this. 376 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,571 Yeah, I have been listening and I'm hoping 377 00:16:49,596 --> 00:16:51,362 that song is called "Whoopsie." 378 00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,494 You sure you're okay that Rod came over 379 00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:54,565 to give me a lesson? 380 00:16:54,590 --> 00:16:56,568 Well, I do wish that lesson had been more effective, 381 00:16:56,593 --> 00:16:58,159 but I do want what's best for Rod, 382 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,785 and I think being friends with you is part of that. 383 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,027 Awesome. But how about you give the guitar a rest 384 00:17:04,052 --> 00:17:05,628 while I show the apartment across the courtyard? 385 00:17:05,653 --> 00:17:07,719 I don't want them thinking a musician lives here. 386 00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,318 Eh, never mind. They won't. 387 00:17:10,285 --> 00:17:12,202 Hey, I've been making progress. 388 00:17:13,854 --> 00:17:15,387 Whoopsie. 389 00:17:17,728 --> 00:17:20,089 We cover all utilities and... 390 00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:27,941 Whoopsie, looks like the painters are taking a break. 391 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,863 Yes, we are waiting for the base coat to dry. 392 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,730 You guys hear about Jill and Rod? 393 00:17:40,957 --> 00:17:42,347 I know, right? 394 00:17:42,589 --> 00:17:44,531 You can cover your mouths, it's still gossip. 395 00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:46,459 You want to go over there and talk about it 396 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,549 away from Marjorie? 397 00:17:47,574 --> 00:17:49,073 Hell yeah. 398 00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:52,998 We need to talk. 399 00:17:53,023 --> 00:17:55,290 Oh, yeah, we do. The Fongs took the apartment 400 00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:57,212 and they want to have you and Rod over for dinner. 401 00:17:57,237 --> 00:17:58,603 They are very open-minded, 402 00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,795 so I would not go unless you want things to get weird. 403 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,714 Um... got to go. 404 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:09,225 Hey, Bonnie, um, thank you for being so understanding 405 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,605 about my decision to find a new sponsor. 406 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,982 Of course. I want what's best for you, it's not about me. 407 00:18:14,184 --> 00:18:16,618 Anyway, um, I have a bit of situation, 408 00:18:16,643 --> 00:18:20,111 and I was wondering if you could help me find someone to talk to? 409 00:18:20,863 --> 00:18:22,360 Let me introduce you to Marjorie. 410 00:18:22,385 --> 00:18:24,285 She's not a guy, but she's running pretty low 411 00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,843 on estrogen these days. 412 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,222 Marjorie... 413 00:18:28,247 --> 00:18:33,247 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 30841

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