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[Dawn]
Previously on Black Monday...
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I thought you said
the RNC hated me.
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They did, until
your assassination attempt,
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and now you are polling
through the roof.
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Pastor Swafford.
You're still a monster.
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I will hang you out to dry.
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Old Keithy is finally
in charge now.
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You answer to me.
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$1 million went missing.
We know it was you.
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[Dawn] I need a job.
I just need a company name
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to satisfy my parole officer.
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They're charging me
with securities fraud.
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I can fix this.
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You can never fix this.
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We should just be focused
on being
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-a couple...
-Friends.
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...of friends.
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[answering machine beeps]
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[Mo] Dawny, Dawn, Dawn.
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So I'm pretty sure you spent
another post-prison weekend
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partying till the break
of you
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and are too hungover
to pick up
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without throwing up.
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but I really need
to tell you something,
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big,
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bigger than big, fucking huge.
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Pick up. Pick up.
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Pick up.
Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
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Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
Pick up. Fuck!
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This news is way too big
to leave on your machine,
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but you really should be
the first to know.
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But I really wanna see
your face when I tell you.
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But I really don't want you
to hear it from someone else.
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Ooh, what to do, what to do,
what to do, what to do,
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what to do, what to do.
What should I do?
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Stop eating
the whole fucking tape!
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Respect the fucking tape.
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[Mo] I guess I'll just tell you
when you get here.
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Oh, and you better fucking
get here fast
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'cause your parole officer
called,
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and she's coming by right now
to shadow you all day.
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-Fuck!
-[Mo] Sorry.
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Probably should've led
with that.
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She sounded like
a real "See you next Tuesday,
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you fucking cunt."
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Wait, did I...
Did I do that wrong?
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Eric Clapton's "Pretending"
playing
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[Dawn vomits]
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How many times
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Must we tell the tale?
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How many times
must we fall?
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Living in lost memory
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You just recalled
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I get lost in alibis
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No, thanks.
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Sadness can't prevail
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Ugh.
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Shit.
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Don't be pretending
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About how you feel
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Don't be pretending
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-I'm...
-Coming!
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Don't be pretending
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About how you feel
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Don't be pretending
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Hey.
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If anybody asks,
I work here, okay?
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Wait, you work here now?
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You take the question mark
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off that sentence,
motherfucker.
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My parole officer will be here
any minute. Fuck.
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[Werner] Uh, chairman of Ways
and Means, sir, three o'clock.
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Hmm...
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[forced laughter]
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[both] Who are you talking to?
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[both] Idiot,
I'm just pretending.
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-Dawn Darcy.
-Congressman Pfaff.
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[both] Ahh!
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All right.
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-Now...
-[both] How can I help you?
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Girl, I am so glad
my PO is a Henrietta
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and not a Henry,
if you know what I mean.
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-I prefer Henry.
-Totally.
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Yeah, no, I just mean
that you understand
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the struggle that the ladies
face in the workplace.
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That's why when I was CEO,
I employed only women.
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-Except for me and Wayne.
-Ahh, yes, diversity hires.
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Takes great pride in her work
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at her
prior criminal enterprise.
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Okay, now,
where is your workstation?
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I am actually right over here.
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It is my girl, Missy.
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Missy is my office BFF.
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Are you talking to me?
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Bitch,
I know you not gonna act.
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You know I'm talking to you.
Oh, my God, she is so crazy.
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You are crazy,
you sexy bitch, you.
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Oh.
Okay, so is this your desk?
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Yes, this is my,
well, my home away from home.
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So this is your needlepoint?
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And this is your trophy?
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And these are your condoms?
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Missy, bitch, I swear to God,
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I'ma shoot you in your eye
with a fucking BB gun again.
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You play too much.
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I told you
I'ma punch you in your titties.
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You're at it again.
I told you she was crazy.
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No, here at KokoMo Co,
we have this thing we do
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called Mix Up Mondays
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where we switch everybody's
shit off each other's desk,
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and this bitch
is the ringleader.
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No, it's Monday fun day.
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That's what Mo, Mr. Monroe,
my boss, calls it, actually.
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-[Mo] Hey, hey!
-[Henry] Oh, champagne?
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No, I-I never touch
this stuff. Not for me.
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It's just Moet Mondays.
You know, what can you do?
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So it's Mix Up Monday
and Moet Monday
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'cause it's Monday fun day.
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-Yes.
-Even though today is Tuesday?
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-[Mo]Is that who I think it is?
-Hey!
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Yes.
This is Mr. Monroe.
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And this is my parole officer,
Henry.
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-Hello. Henry?
-Henry.
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Okay, Henry.
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Write this shit down verbatim.
-Mm-hmm.
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Ms. Dawn Darcy is
the most hardworking,
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honest, home run employee
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that I have ever had
the honor to work with.
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Okay?
She's the best.
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Best employee,
but best friend ...
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Making it weird.
[laughs]
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
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And I also have
to introduce you all
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to Ms. Nomi Maldona.
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She is a supernova
singing sensation.
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And she also happens to be
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our latest signing
to KokoMo Co Records, so...
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Yes, which explains
the champagne better.
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Yeah,
it explains the champagne.
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And, oh, I don't know,
your fiancée, Momo.
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Whoops, left something out.
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We're getting hitched, y'all.
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Yeah, look at that.
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[Nomi] Beautiful, isn't it?
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[Mo] It's nice, right?
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-Yes, congratulations.
-Yeah.
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upbeat '80s music
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Good news, Lar.
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By reducing Pfaffashions'
toilet paper to single ply,
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we're able to see some savings.
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Now, granted, it's not a lot,
but in this business,
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it's death by a thousand butts.
Am I right?
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-Have a seat.
-Yeah, sure.
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-What's up?
-No, not there.
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There.
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Okay.
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You know, my brother set up
this putting green to teach me.
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Lenny's a big golf guy?
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Nah, he thought
the game was too ethnic.
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He did it
to teach me discipline.
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Not bad.
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I guess I have to be
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the big brother now.
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Ow!
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I sent you to Pfaffashions
to find the fat.
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A sorority sister with
a sharpie could have done it.
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No, no, no.
No, no, please.
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Ow!
Ow!
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Instead, I hear the She-E-O
is still using company cash
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like it's her personal ATM
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by dumping it
into her husband's campaign.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You know, Keith,
there is a vast chasm
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between working
for the Leighman brothers
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and being a Leighman brother.
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It takes balls of steel.
Do you have them?
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dramatic music
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I do.
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Oh!
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[groaning and crying]
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[fearful gasps]
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And to think
I was gonna give you our nose.
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[Werner]
Welcome to your new office.
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Wow.
I love the dark wood.
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It was Dick Cheney's office
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before
he became secretary of defense.
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Wow, if these walls
could talk.
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They wouldn't dare.
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Cheney had the wallpaper
made from NDAs.
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[laughs] Word.
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Well, looks like
the RNC is a fan of RN-Me.
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Play your cards right,
and you could nab the VP slot
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for the next
presidential campaign.
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You've got all
the right players behind you.
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-Baby boomers...
-Ah.
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People who value the sanctity
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of banning abortion clinics.
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Yes, sir, as well as Big Jesus,
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Big Pharma, and Bigots United.
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The only part
of the conservative coalition
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you haven't nailed down
is the NRA.
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What? But I was shot
and I didn't blame the gun.
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Don't worry, their annual
Shoot-A-Thon is tomorrow.
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It's NRA president
Charlton Heston's
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signature event.
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He autographs
the spent shell castings.
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So, you know, you just have
to go there and--
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Talk shit,
shoot shit, get shitfaced.
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Talk about shooting fish
in a barrel.
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That was
last year's competition, sir.
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This year, it's baby ducks
in a pond.
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And once Heston's signs off
on you,
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the sky's the limit.
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Not for the baby ducks,
of course.
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Of course.
Now, speaking
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of shooting adorable babes,
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where are we on who shot me?
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They're zeroing in
on a suspect.
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We should have a name for you
just as soon
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as we finish the focus groups.
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I'm sorry, what now?
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Well, the RNC
has been workshopping
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a few options.
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A Greenpeace-loving activist,
a lesbo...
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-Fun.
-...George Soros.
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Okay, cool.
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But what about who actually
shot me, like, in reality?
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Stop worrying
about reality, sir.
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You're a Republican.
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Someone tried to kill me.
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Now, maybe because I'm me,
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but I would actually like
to find out who--
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Jerked your limp
political career
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into a rock-hard rocket ride?
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-Werner...
-[Werner] Yeah.
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So maybe don't go digging, sir.
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Okay.
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[knock at door]
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Hey, you.
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-Hey.
-How you doing?
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I'm fine.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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[Mo] Okay, 'cause it seemed
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like you ran in here
and you were kinda upset
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like you were gonna have
a cry or something.
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It's understandable, babe.
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I'm certainly not gonna cry
over some shit like that.
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No, actually, I'm fine.
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Look, I'm sorry
I didn't tell you
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about me and Nomi earlier.
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There just wasn't any time,
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and it didn't seem like
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leaving all that
on your answering machine
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was really the best way to go.
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There was no tape left.
You know what? You used it all.
256
00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,887
I did.
257
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,097
And I need...
I need another fucking tape.
258
00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,348
[both] Maxell 120.
259
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,725
I know your flavor.
260
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:01,934
None of that
fucking Memorex bullshit.
261
00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,269
Fuck Memorex.
262
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,438
But speaking of, her demo,
you gotta listen to it.
263
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,607
This shit will really dampen up
your eyes and thighs.
264
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,442
Jesus.
Dampen up? No-no.
265
00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,444
-Well, check it out.
-Okay.
266
00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,945
[both] Neither Of Us
Has Ever Felt
267
00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,740
The Feelings We're Feeling
Before.
268
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:16,949
[Mo] It's got a nice ring
to it.
269
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,451
-Now, I have one question.
-Yeah.
270
00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:19,619
Is the song as long
as the title,
271
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,454
or is it short?
272
00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:22,913
You really are brave.
273
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,457
You are fighting
through this amazingly.
274
00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,167
Oh, no, listen, and so are you,
275
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,336
because you know I love
that your ego
276
00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,171
has allowed you to be friends,
277
00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,006
you know,
because that's what I wanted.
278
00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,966
Great, because
that's what I want too, Dawny.
279
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,092
Good. That's all I want.
I mean, I said it, obviously.
280
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,802
All right? Good.
That's what we both want.
281
00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,304
Great. And I hope that in time,
282
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,764
you know,
when your heart heals,
283
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,475
you, me, and Nomi,
we can be the best of friends.
284
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,809
And I'm sorry again, okay?
285
00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,478
I'm sorry.
All right?
286
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,188
Because if you don't stop
apologizing,
287
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,981
I swear I'm gonna pull
a fucking Jammer.
288
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,983
I'm gonna jump off
your fucking balcony.
289
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,485
-Oh.
-[laughs]
290
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:53,653
You'd kill yourself
291
00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,112
just because I got engaged?
That's--
292
00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,073
I'm not doing this
with you, okay?
293
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,824
Okay.
294
00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,702
Stop it.
Stop making that fucking face.
295
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:08,167
Well, at least
you're not rebounding.
296
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,419
-Back to work.
-Hang in there, champ.
297
00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,171
No, nothing to hang in for.
I'm fine.
298
00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,340
Yeah, you've said that
a number of times. I got it.
299
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,509
Really?
[laughs] I'm joking.
300
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:19,345
No, I'm good.
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
301
00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,305
And thank you.
I can't wait to listen to this.
302
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,558
-It's great.
-Yeah, well, okay. We'll see.
303
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,896
peppy music
304
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,235
Knock, knock, tough rock.
305
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:37,196
Holy shit, Maurice Monroe.
306
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,198
What brings you down
to the Shmona district?
307
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,326
I got big news, K-Man.
I'm engaged.
308
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,745
Wait, really? Holy shit.
309
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,873
Wow, you two crazy...kids
finally did it.
310
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,208
Talk about the world's longest
311
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,001
"will they, won't they
ever get it right?"
312
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,712
That's a real Salmon Diane.
313
00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,213
Oh, Cheers.
314
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,631
Yeah, where everybody knows
you're white.
315
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,842
No, the dish, Salmon Diane.
316
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,052
Yeah, sure could never
quite nail that recipe.
317
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,221
Why would I know anything
about your wife's cooking?
318
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,683
Anyway, hey, congratulations.
You and Dawn, I called it.
319
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,518
Well, it's actually not Dawn.
320
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,563
It's...
Met a girl three days ago.
321
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,064
Her name's Nomi.
322
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,234
And I know it's brand new,
but we're in love.
323
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,902
[Keith] Twist. Classic Mo.
324
00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,070
[Mo] You know, back in the day,
325
00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,405
you would've been
the first person I told.
326
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,698
And we would've gone out
327
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,742
and coked our beaks bloody.
328
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,410
Oh, it would've been bad.
329
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,079
[Mo] Would've been so bad.
330
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,416
Hey, thanks, you know,
for coming here.
331
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,586
I know it takes a big man
to admit when they're wrong.
332
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,087
Oh, no.
333
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,214
You think that's why
I'm down here?
334
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,426
I am down here because
you and Larry are holding
335
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,136
my record label hostage.
336
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,430
And the only thing worse than
fucking with a man's livelihood
337
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,598
is fucking with his woman.
338
00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,266
And 'cause she's signed
to my label,
339
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,143
you and Larry
are fucking with both.
340
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,270
So I am here
to personally tell you,
341
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,106
you better get
this fucking IPO thing right.
342
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,107
You got it?
343
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,276
tense music
344
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,028
Damn, your hair looks good.
345
00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,821
You're not shitting me
right now, are you?
346
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,448
-[Mo] It's amazing.
-It's fucking great, right?
347
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,699
-What did you do?
348
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,658
Took a long time.
I went to Germany--
349
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,660
Don't care. Fuck off.
350
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,538
[sighs]
351
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,791
Classic Mo.
352
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,960
You know what I've been
reading recently?
353
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,587
The Bible.
354
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,881
I dig it.
It's weird.
355
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,300
It's like The Hobbit
a little bit.
356
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,219
Wait a minute.
Wait.
357
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,473
We were here before that guy.
Why are we still sitting here?
358
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,933
That's why.
359
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,226
All the other labels,
they pay to play,
360
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,312
but Mo doesn't think it's
kosher, so...
361
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,731
So since Mo is on
this integrity kick,
362
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:36,899
you gotta sit here all day?
363
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,484
Okay.
So I know you're new here,
364
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,486
but you sure seem confused.
365
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,113
Henry, why don't you just
do your job, and I'll do mine?
366
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,990
My job is to watch
you do your job.
367
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,158
Yes.
368
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,995
Tony. What's up?
369
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,497
Any new artists
I should check out?
370
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,790
[Yassir] We just signed
a 103-year-old man.
371
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,791
This dude's incredible...
372
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,042
Okay. You know what?
373
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:55,918
You have better cut this shit,
374
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,211
or I'm gonna report you.
375
00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,089
You've been acting
fucking weird all day.
376
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,299
Do you even work at KokoMo Co?
377
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,760
tense music
378
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,263
Oh, God. You're right.
379
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,473
Listen, I have been
acting fucking weird,
380
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,100
but it's not because of my job.
381
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,978
It's...
382
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,187
It's Mo.
383
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,438
Your boss?
384
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,109
My boss and my on-
and off-again boyfriend
385
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,694
for the last 15 years.
And then--
386
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,779
You guys were together
for 15 years?
387
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,656
Yes. I mean, and no.
388
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,950
I mean, I was married.
But yes.
389
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,702
And then, suddenly,
he gets engaged,
390
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,328
and I try to act
like I'm fine,
391
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,830
but I'm not fine.
392
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,123
How the fuck could I be fine?
393
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,499
No, girl, listen, I get it.
394
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,711
I just got outta something
that was crazy.
395
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,337
Messy-ass breakup.
396
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,798
Nothing I did for, like,
three months made any sense.
397
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,675
Girl, I get it.
It's complicated.
398
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,385
Oh, yes, you understand.
399
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,429
It's like a Rubik's cube
with pubes.
400
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,764
Okay. You know what?
401
00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,099
I don't think
you need me on top of you
402
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,517
on top of everything else.
403
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,811
So don't even worry about it.
It's fine.
404
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,480
I'll just see you next week
405
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,691
and the week after that...
406
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,610
and the week after that.
407
00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,195
-Oh.
-[chuckles]
408
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,575
[scoffs] This bitch.
409
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:13,621
[group talking raucously]
410
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,706
Ah, ah!
Give me some sugar. Yeah.
411
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,833
Fucking freaks.
412
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:22,004
Honey, I'd rather be a freak
than a--
413
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,088
Keith?
414
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,924
Mike?
415
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,343
Jesus, when did you join
Cirque du Sogay?
416
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,719
Hair.
417
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,097
Uh...ish.
418
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,515
How've you been?
419
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,935
You mean since I almost went
to jail because of you?
420
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,771
Yeah, that was kind of
the time frame
421
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,939
I was referring to, yeah.
422
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,066
I'm good.
I'm really good.
423
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,609
-Good.
-[Mike] Look at you.
424
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,902
You're back in the closet?
425
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,738
No. What?
No, I'm just--I'm working.
426
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,740
And I...
427
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,617
Holy shit.
Are those skants?
428
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,619
Oh, yeah,
429
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,413
I call it an asscape.
430
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,831
Yeah, I-I make those.
431
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,792
Actually I'm taking
Pfaffashions public
432
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,877
because IPOs,
they're the next big thing.
433
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,337
I mean, LBOs--
434
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,922
Stop, I fell asleep.
435
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,675
Look, we're keeping
the party going...
436
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,095
but I'm sure you can't.
437
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:15,015
I can, I just I can't
'cause it's cants.
438
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:19,812
Well, I'm DJing
at House Cat tonight.
439
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,355
Tonight's bad.
I got a--I got a thing.
440
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,315
-How about tomorrow night?
-I have a thing too.
441
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,986
You know what?
I DJ every single night.
442
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,948
So if you change your mind
and your clothes
443
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,409
and your life,
444
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,994
stop by.
445
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,455
Be good to see you
for old time's sake.
446
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:42,501
And here, a gift.
447
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,795
Courage.
448
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,755
Bye, bow-tie.
449
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,508
electronic music
450
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,889
-Hey.
-Hey.
451
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,100
Do you mind
if we Deep Throat this?
452
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,019
-You're the expert.
-Oh, ho.
453
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,729
No, I just mean, like,
back to back
454
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,355
like spies, you know, for fun.
455
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,442
You mean for your reputation?
456
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,360
Because you don't wanna be seen
with a convicted criminal,
457
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,904
even though the whole reason
that you have a reputation
458
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,531
and that I'm
a convicted criminal
459
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,782
is because you fucked me.
460
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,993
No, no, no. I fucked Mo.
461
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,703
You fucked yourself.
I don't know
462
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,872
why you sacrifice yourself
for someone so selfish.
463
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,041
You didn't even come visit me.
464
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,917
You told me you didn't want me
to come visit you.
465
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,295
Because that's what
you fucking say when...
466
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,546
you know what?
Fuck you, dude.
467
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,632
Whatever.
468
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,885
-So?
-So...
469
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,386
How've you been?
Are you seeing anybody?
470
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,014
No, I meant, so are you gonna
expunge my record or not?
471
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,059
That's the only reason
I'm here.
472
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:44,563
It will be done.
And for what it's worth...
473
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,567
thank you for coming
to visit me in the hospital.
474
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,528
It was really scary.
I mean, I almost--
475
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,738
I know, I know.
476
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,698
After everything that
we've been through...
477
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,492
-That's why I went.
-I know.
478
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,164
Mo's engaged...
479
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,791
to a child,
480
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,459
not that it matters to me.
481
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,711
Well, you're clearly in love
with that guy.
482
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,213
No.
Why does everyone think that?
483
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:13,801
Dawn, c'mon, it's just us.
484
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,260
No, no.
485
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:19,014
There is no us, not anymore.
486
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,891
somber music
487
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,392
[Blair] No, no, no, no.
Wait.
488
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,685
We can, you know, I don't know,
489
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,437
troll for dick.
490
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,857
[laughs]
491
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,860
Sounds like fun.
492
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,030
No, I'm sorry.
493
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:39,451
I don't wanna be seen
with you, Congressman...
494
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,703
for my reputation.
495
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,456
somber electronic music
496
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,090
[Blair] I have everything
I ever wanted.
497
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,135
Money, power, perfect pitch.
498
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,178
But even with all that
and every pleasure center
499
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:02,891
maxed out on the reg,
I'm still feeling... bad.
500
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,602
I mean,
everyone I know hates me.
501
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,398
It's like,
"Did I do something wrong?"
502
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,943
I mean, that's crazy, right?
And you would know.
503
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,530
What you're describing,
Blair, is guilt.
504
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,282
What do I have
to feel guilty about?
505
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:22,035
Maybe--I'm just checking
my notes here--
506
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,370
double crossing your wife
on your wedding day?
507
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,080
-Eh.
-Dropping your business rival
508
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,748
-off a building?
-No.
509
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:27,875
Blackmailing your lover
510
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,168
into hanging himself
511
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,128
and then poisoning
his life's legacy
512
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,754
on national TV?
513
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,590
Uh-uh.
514
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,758
Causing the single greatest
loss of global wealth
515
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,093
in human history?
516
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,680
Or...what you did to your dad.
517
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,685
That's a fascinating theory,
Doc-turd.
518
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,313
But maybe, maybe, my paranoia
could also stem
519
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,023
from the fact that,
oh, I don't know,
520
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,192
I was fucking shot
in the fucking chest,
521
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,860
and the fucking person
who fucking did it
522
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,195
is still fucking out there,
523
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,280
and I'm the only one
who fucking cares.
524
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,328
I'm sorry.
I'm just feeling...scared.
525
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,371
And I do not like
these feelings,
526
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,040
so I was just thinking,
maybe you could, you know,
527
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,042
shocky-shocky them away.
528
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,170
-Of course.
529
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,880
[electrodes zapping]
530
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,049
For $550 an hour, this better--
531
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,051
-Help.
-Well, I was gonna say cure me,
532
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,344
but that's
the whole scam, right?
533
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,511
Meanwhile,
your poor patients are...
534
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,638
Dying.
535
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,223
...inside,
and you dumb head doctors
536
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,349
don't even have the heart to--
537
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:29,394
Tell Gerard
it was always him.
538
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,479
Gerard?
539
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:36,026
Holy fuck!
540
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,029
Tiff!
Tiffany Amber Pfaff!
541
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,864
-[Keith] Oh, Jesus.
-Where is she?
542
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,866
I checked her place,
her boyfriend's place,
543
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,786
and their pied-à-terre.
I need to talk to her.
544
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,080
Don't we all?
Unfortunately, Tiff is out
545
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,582
blowing
all the Pfaffashion's cash,
546
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,584
amongst other things, I assume.
547
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,711
This is the second time
I've been scared to death
548
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,588
by actual fucking death,
549
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,007
and she's missing.
550
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,093
What kinda marriage is that?
551
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,845
I assumed a sham one.
No judgements.
552
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,514
Oh, God.
I'm such an idiot.
553
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,058
I was almost out.
Why did I go back in?
554
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,560
You know, Oscar Wilde
once said,
555
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,272
"When the gods wish
to punish us,
556
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,107
they answer our prayers."
557
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,943
Ha!
That's so gay.
558
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,446
I don't mean that out, Keith.
I mean, out of politics,
559
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,534
always having to answer
to someone, doing bad shit.
560
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,870
Oh, I'm in too deep.
561
00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:32,124
The only way out
for me now is through.
562
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,293
I don't know.
How did this happen?
563
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,461
You know, I was wondering
the same thing.
564
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,630
This life that we have to live
565
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,132
versus the one
that we want to live.
566
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,466
I don't need all the details.
567
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,093
The plugs do a lot of the work.
568
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,512
You're miserable. Right?
569
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,931
Well, take it from me, Keith,
570
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,017
get out while you still can.
571
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,811
moody music
572
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,995
Hello, madam.
I'm--
573
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,747
Oh, I know who you are.
574
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,332
You're Blair Pfaff!
575
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,584
You're just in time
for the duck-athlon.
576
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,502
Whoever shoots
the most cute little ducklings
577
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:20,464
gets their picture
on the cover of NRA Today.
578
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,675
-Awesome.
-[clerk] Now, let's see.
579
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:27,971
-Here is your gun.
-[Blair] Oh. [laughs nervously]
580
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,514
-Here you are.
-Thank you.
581
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,516
[clerk] Oh, and your vest.
Keep that baby on.
582
00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,685
Us wives like to call
this event the Widowmaker
583
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,771
due to the occasional
oopsie-doopsie.
584
00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,815
Oh, wow, thank you
for that terrifying tip.
585
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,359
Could you point me
in the direction
586
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,152
of a Mr. Charlton Heston,
please?
587
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,697
-Oh, he's right over there.
-Ah!
588
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,407
Thank you.
589
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,202
Mr. Heston.
I just wanna say,
590
00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:52,204
I am such a fan of--
591
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:53,747
[gasps] Pastor Newell!
592
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,875
[Newell chuckles evilly]
Surprise, surprise.
593
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,336
dramatic music
594
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,213
[knock at door]
595
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,632
-[Mo] Ah, you're back.
-I'm back.
596
00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:06,468
[Mo] What, is your PO here
or something?
597
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,220
No, I wanted
to tell you something,
598
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:09,513
and I didn't wanna do it
on your machine.
599
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,264
That's great,
but I kinda wanna talk to you
600
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,516
about something first, okay?
601
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,892
I wanted to tell you something.
602
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,060
No, no, no, just have a seat.
603
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,437
I mean--okay, okay.
Yeah.
604
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:22,067
Listen, I know you're
not fine with all of this.
605
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,236
Okay?
And I'm sure
606
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,404
I probably
didn't help matters either.
607
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,739
Okay.
Truly, I am fine.
608
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,242
Dawn, c'mon, Yas told me
609
00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,410
what you told
your PO at the station.
610
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:34,037
Oh, what?
No, no, no.
611
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,414
I was playing her.
612
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,582
I-I just needed to cover fast,
that's all.
613
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,709
Okay. Dawn pulling
on the old heartstring, huh?
614
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,919
You know.
615
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,589
-Dirty Darcy.
-I learned from the best.
616
00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,591
So you're sure
you're not jealous?
617
00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:51,096
Well, yeah, I'm jealous.
I'm jealous as fuck.
618
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,433
-Well, that's what I'm saying.
-No, I'm jealous of you, Mo.
619
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,727
Because you did it.
You figured your shit out.
620
00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:01,606
Me, I'm on parole,
621
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,150
sleeping in a fucked-up
Murphy bed.
622
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,359
I don't know what the fuck
623
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,152
I'm gonna do
for the rest of my life.
624
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,361
Oh...
625
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,573
No, don't. Okay?
626
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:13,618
Just believe me when I say,
for the very last time,
627
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,955
I am fine with your fiancée.
628
00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:20,459
Because I-I love you, Mo Mo.
629
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,297
-I love you too, Dawn.
-Yeah.
630
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,299
Oh, wait. I'm gonna prove it.
631
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,050
-What?
-What are you doing?
632
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:30,594
[radio static]
633
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:34,139
[Nomi on radio]
Soft lights, soft music...
634
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,432
Are you fucking kidding me?
635
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,225
This is...
You did this?
636
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,977
How did you do this?
637
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,146
The way the old Mo I used
to know would've done it:
638
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,481
playing dirty.
639
00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:45,275
$400 a spin,
and not during drive time.
640
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,319
I only have $83 in my purse.
641
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:51,948
You mean your Gucci purse?
642
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,492
You owe me a fake Gucci.
643
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,993
[Mo] Goddamn it, Dawn,
644
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,745
I don't wanna run
my fucking business like that.
645
00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,497
-This is a legit business.
-You didn't, okay? I did.
646
00:24:58,538 --> 00:24:59,789
Why did you do that?
Why would you make me do that?
647
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,167
Just consider it
an engagement gift.
648
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,629
Is that--Mo,
I'm on the radio?
649
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,798
-You're on the radio.
-I'm on the radio?
650
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,133
Yeah. You did it.
651
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:13,929
-Well, I mean, Dawn--
-[Dawn] Yes, you did.
652
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,681
It's great, Mo.
653
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,225
-Congrats, babe.
-Aw, thanks, babe.
654
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:25,357
Wow.
Sounds so good.
655
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,360
What are you doing here?
Where's Heston?
656
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:31,154
Well, Chucky had to finish up
his arc on Dynasty,
657
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,866
so I promised my dear friend
that I'd vet you.
658
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,702
Now pick up your ears, prick.
659
00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:39,788
I need you to introduce
some legislation
660
00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:42,332
so that churches
can own air rights.
661
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,792
I am tired of circling around
662
00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,002
so they can medevac
some bald kid.
663
00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,337
Nah, I'm not doing that.
664
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,673
Don't forget I made you, son.
665
00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,217
Oh, please. I made me.
666
00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,719
Then I got shot,
died for 11 minutes,
667
00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:57,681
and came back to life
even fucking better.
668
00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:01,017
I'm basically like Jesus
with more manageable hair.
669
00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,771
Oh, and white,
unlike the actual Jesus,
670
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,773
who, according
to overwhelming geographic
671
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,817
and genetic evidence,
was Black.
672
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,569
That's blasphemous.
C'mon.
673
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:14,155
All I'm looking for
is a little quid pro quo.
674
00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:16,366
Just like with Roger,
675
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:19,494
only this time,
no one gets hurt,
676
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:22,622
except maybe
the occasional therapist.
677
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:25,417
Oh, my God.
It was you.
678
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,419
Moi?
No.
679
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,087
But I spoke
to my little friend
680
00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,423
-down at the morgue..
-That tracks.
681
00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,049
...that those electrodes
were rigged
682
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:35,093
to elect-splode.
683
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:39,598
Now, the question is, were
they meant to fry him or you?
684
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:43,435
Fuck you, you Miracle Max
Headroom motherfucker.
685
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:46,021
If being the next Dan Quayle
means having to get in bed
686
00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:48,356
with you again,
then fuck it, I'm through.
687
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,734
Reach out, touch faith
688
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,110
Depeche Mode's
"Personal Jesus" playing
689
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:58,700
Your own personal Jesus
690
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,247
Someone to hear
your prayers
691
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,166
Someone who cares...
692
00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,959
This is for Roger.
693
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,173
Oopsie-doopsie.
694
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,933
[electronics sparking]
695
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:28,688
Your own personal Jesus
696
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,486
Someone to hear
your prayers
697
00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,071
Someone who cares
698
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,495
Reach out, touch faith
699
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,829
Oh, look at that.
700
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,456
Wow!
701
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,292
[laughs]
702
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,669
Say cheese, killer.
703
00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:57,384
Reach out
704
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,718
[starts]
705
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,554
[music playing softly on radio]
706
00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,356
music continues
in soundtrack
707
00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:20,115
Reach out, touch faith
708
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:28,581
Reach out and touch faith
709
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:31,292
spacey electronic music
50323
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