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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,209 --> 00:00:02,961 [Dawn] Previously on Black Monday... 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:04,254 I thought you said the RNC hated me. 3 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:06,256 They did, until your assassination attempt, 4 00:00:06,297 --> 00:00:07,799 and now you are polling through the roof. 5 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,092 Pastor Swafford. You're still a monster. 6 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,177 I will hang you out to dry. 7 00:00:11,219 --> 00:00:13,888 Old Keithy is finally in charge now. 8 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,473 You answer to me. 9 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:17,225 $1 million went missing. We know it was you. 10 00:00:17,267 --> 00:00:19,185 [Dawn] I need a job. I just need a company name 11 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:21,021 to satisfy my parole officer. 12 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,023 They're charging me with securities fraud. 13 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,524 I can fix this. 14 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:25,859 You can never fix this. 15 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:27,527 We should just be focused on being 16 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,570 -a couple... -Friends. 17 00:00:28,611 --> 00:00:29,904 ...of friends. 18 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:33,533 [answering machine beeps] 19 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,410 [Mo] Dawny, Dawn, Dawn. 20 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:37,495 So I'm pretty sure you spent another post-prison weekend 21 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,998 partying till the break of you 22 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,541 and are too hungover to pick up 23 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:42,709 without throwing up. 24 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,210 but I really need to tell you something, 25 00:00:44,252 --> 00:00:45,211 big, 26 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:47,338 bigger than big, fucking huge. 27 00:00:48,256 --> 00:00:50,592 Pick up. Pick up. 28 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,260 Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. 29 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:55,138 Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Pick up. Fuck! 30 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,307 This news is way too big to leave on your machine, 31 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:59,225 but you really should be the first to know. 32 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,061 But I really wanna see your face when I tell you. 33 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,646 But I really don't want you to hear it from someone else. 34 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:05,648 Ooh, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, 35 00:01:05,690 --> 00:01:07,233 what to do, what to do. What should I do? 36 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:09,486 Stop eating the whole fucking tape! 37 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,237 Respect the fucking tape. 38 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:12,739 [Mo] I guess I'll just tell you when you get here. 39 00:01:12,781 --> 00:01:14,532 Oh, and you better fucking get here fast 40 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,326 'cause your parole officer called, 41 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,911 and she's coming by right now to shadow you all day. 42 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:19,287 -Fuck! -[Mo] Sorry. 43 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:21,289 Probably should've led with that. 44 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,582 She sounded like a real "See you next Tuesday, 45 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,292 you fucking cunt." 46 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:26,586 Wait, did I... Did I do that wrong? 47 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,089 Eric Clapton's "Pretending" playing 48 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:30,715 [Dawn vomits] 49 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,425 How many times 50 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:35,929 Must we tell the tale? 51 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:38,890 How many times must we fall? 52 00:01:41,476 --> 00:01:44,646 Living in lost memory 53 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:46,397 You just recalled 54 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:53,822 I get lost in alibis 55 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,907 No, thanks. 56 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,451 Sadness can't prevail 57 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,581 Ugh. 58 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,708 Shit. 59 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,464 Don't be pretending 60 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:14,634 About how you feel 61 00:02:18,638 --> 00:02:20,431 Don't be pretending 62 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,271 -I'm... -Coming! 63 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,441 Don't be pretending 64 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,280 About how you feel 65 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,827 Don't be pretending 66 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,328 Hey. 67 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,830 If anybody asks, I work here, okay? 68 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,206 Wait, you work here now? 69 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:46,291 You take the question mark 70 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,834 off that sentence, motherfucker. 71 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:50,003 My parole officer will be here any minute. Fuck. 72 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:51,462 [Werner] Uh, chairman of Ways and Means, sir, three o'clock. 73 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,047 Hmm... 74 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,425 [forced laughter] 75 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:57,510 [both] Who are you talking to? 76 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,179 [both] Idiot, I'm just pretending. 77 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:02,640 -Dawn Darcy. -Congressman Pfaff. 78 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,017 [both] Ahh! 79 00:03:04,058 --> 00:03:06,477 All right. 80 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,396 -Now... -[both] How can I help you? 81 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:14,319 Girl, I am so glad my PO is a Henrietta 82 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,695 and not a Henry, if you know what I mean. 83 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:18,656 -I prefer Henry. -Totally. 84 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,658 Yeah, no, I just mean that you understand 85 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:23,369 the struggle that the ladies face in the workplace. 86 00:03:23,411 --> 00:03:25,705 That's why when I was CEO, I employed only women. 87 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:30,210 -Except for me and Wayne. -Ahh, yes, diversity hires. 88 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:33,671 Takes great pride in her work 89 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:36,216 at her prior criminal enterprise. 90 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,595 Okay, now, where is your workstation? 91 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:44,057 Oh, yes, yes, yes. I am actually right over here. 92 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:47,894 It is my girl, Missy. 93 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:51,064 Missy is my office BFF. 94 00:03:51,105 --> 00:03:52,941 Are you talking to me? 95 00:03:52,982 --> 00:03:55,485 Bitch, I know you not gonna act. 96 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:59,280 You know I'm talking to you. Oh, my God, she is so crazy. 97 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:01,616 You are crazy, you sexy bitch, you. 98 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:05,578 Oh. Okay, so is this your desk? 99 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:10,250 Yes, this is my, well, my home away from home. 100 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:12,919 So this is your needlepoint? 101 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:16,631 And this is your trophy? 102 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,261 And these are your condoms? 103 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,430 Missy, bitch, I swear to God, 104 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,891 I'ma shoot you in your eye with a fucking BB gun again. 105 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:28,226 You play too much. 106 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,186 I told you I'ma punch you in your titties. 107 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:33,022 You're at it again. I told you she was crazy. 108 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:35,942 No, here at KokoMo Co, we have this thing we do 109 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,527 called Mix Up Mondays 110 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,612 where we switch everybody's shit off each other's desk, 111 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,115 and this bitch is the ringleader. 112 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,784 No, it's Monday fun day. 113 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:48,788 That's what Mo, Mr. Monroe, my boss, calls it, actually. 114 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:51,291 -[Mo] Hey, hey! -[Henry] Oh, champagne? 115 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,584 No, I-I never touch this stuff. Not for me. 116 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,461 It's just Moet Mondays. You know, what can you do? 117 00:04:55,503 --> 00:04:58,923 So it's Mix Up Monday and Moet Monday 118 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,466 'cause it's Monday fun day. 119 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:03,678 -Yes. -Even though today is Tuesday? 120 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:06,514 -[Mo]Is that who I think it is? -Hey! 121 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:10,143 Yes. This is Mr. Monroe. 122 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:12,937 And this is my parole officer, Henry. 123 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,564 -Hello. Henry? -Henry. 124 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:15,732 Okay, Henry. 125 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:17,608 Write this shit down verbatim. -Mm-hmm. 126 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:21,154 Ms. Dawn Darcy is the most hardworking, 127 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:23,239 honest, home run employee 128 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:24,991 that I have ever had the honor to work with. 129 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,159 Okay? She's the best. 130 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,244 Best employee, but best friend ... 131 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,412 Making it weird. [laughs] 132 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,164 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 133 00:05:31,205 --> 00:05:33,166 And I also have to introduce you all 134 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,501 to Ms. Nomi Maldona. 135 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:38,171 She is a supernova singing sensation. 136 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:39,630 And she also happens to be 137 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:42,508 our latest signing to KokoMo Co Records, so... 138 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:45,428 Yes, which explains the champagne better. 139 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,473 Yeah, it explains the champagne. 140 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:52,018 And, oh, I don't know, your fiancée, Momo. 141 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,020 Whoops, left something out. 142 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,188 We're getting hitched, y'all. 143 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:56,397 Yeah, look at that. 144 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,941 [Nomi] Beautiful, isn't it? 145 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:00,985 [Mo] It's nice, right? 146 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:02,987 -Yes, congratulations. -Yeah. 147 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,740 upbeat '80s music 148 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,744 Good news, Lar. 149 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,163 By reducing Pfaffashions' toilet paper to single ply, 150 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:13,664 we're able to see some savings. 151 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:16,501 Now, granted, it's not a lot, but in this business, 152 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:20,088 it's death by a thousand butts. Am I right? 153 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,339 -Have a seat. -Yeah, sure. 154 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,715 -What's up? -No, not there. 155 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,258 There. 156 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,720 Okay. 157 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:31,557 You know, my brother set up this putting green to teach me. 158 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,393 Lenny's a big golf guy? 159 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,520 Nah, he thought the game was too ethnic. 160 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:39,816 He did it to teach me discipline. 161 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:40,983 Not bad. 162 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:41,859 I guess I have to be 163 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,277 the big brother now. 164 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,573 Ow! 165 00:06:47,615 --> 00:06:51,577 I sent you to Pfaffashions to find the fat. 166 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:54,163 A sorority sister with a sharpie could have done it. 167 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,040 No, no, no. No, no, please. 168 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,126 Ow! Ow! 169 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:02,422 Instead, I hear the She-E-O is still using company cash 170 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,465 like it's her personal ATM 171 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:07,301 by dumping it into her husband's campaign. 172 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:08,886 No, no, no, no, no. 173 00:07:08,928 --> 00:07:11,931 You know, Keith, there is a vast chasm 174 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:14,434 between working for the Leighman brothers 175 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:17,311 and being a Leighman brother. 176 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:20,231 It takes balls of steel. Do you have them? 177 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,732 dramatic music 178 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:22,984 I do. 179 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,446 Oh! 180 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,489 [groaning and crying] 181 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,620 [fearful gasps] 182 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:41,335 And to think I was gonna give you our nose. 183 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,838 [Werner] Welcome to your new office. 184 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:49,093 Wow. I love the dark wood. 185 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,303 It was Dick Cheney's office 186 00:07:50,344 --> 00:07:52,138 before he became secretary of defense. 187 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:53,139 Wow, if these walls could talk. 188 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,390 They wouldn't dare. 189 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,100 Cheney had the wallpaper made from NDAs. 190 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,685 [laughs] Word. 191 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:01,522 Well, looks like the RNC is a fan of RN-Me. 192 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,816 Play your cards right, and you could nab the VP slot 193 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:05,735 for the next presidential campaign. 194 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:07,320 You've got all the right players behind you. 195 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:08,696 -Baby boomers... -Ah. 196 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:09,989 People who value the sanctity 197 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:11,115 of banning abortion clinics. 198 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,117 Yes, sir, as well as Big Jesus, 199 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,619 Big Pharma, and Bigots United. 200 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,287 The only part of the conservative coalition 201 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,955 you haven't nailed down is the NRA. 202 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,500 What? But I was shot and I didn't blame the gun. 203 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:22,585 Don't worry, their annual Shoot-A-Thon is tomorrow. 204 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,670 It's NRA president Charlton Heston's 205 00:08:24,712 --> 00:08:25,755 signature event. 206 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,131 He autographs the spent shell castings. 207 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,758 So, you know, you just have to go there and-- 208 00:08:28,799 --> 00:08:30,593 Talk shit, shoot shit, get shitfaced. 209 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,928 Talk about shooting fish in a barrel. 210 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:33,554 That was last year's competition, sir. 211 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,306 This year, it's baby ducks in a pond. 212 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,849 And once Heston's signs off on you, 213 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:38,309 the sky's the limit. 214 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,519 Not for the baby ducks, of course. 215 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,020 Of course. Now, speaking 216 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:42,146 of shooting adorable babes, 217 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,940 where are we on who shot me? 218 00:08:45,233 --> 00:08:46,651 They're zeroing in on a suspect. 219 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:47,818 We should have a name for you just as soon 220 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:49,320 as we finish the focus groups. 221 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,530 I'm sorry, what now? 222 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,365 Well, the RNC has been workshopping 223 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:53,950 a few options. 224 00:08:53,991 --> 00:08:57,036 A Greenpeace-loving activist, a lesbo... 225 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:59,455 -Fun. -...George Soros. 226 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,166 Okay, cool. 227 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,335 But what about who actually shot me, like, in reality? 228 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,212 Stop worrying about reality, sir. 229 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,922 You're a Republican. 230 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:09,507 Someone tried to kill me. 231 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,925 Now, maybe because I'm me, 232 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,843 but I would actually like to find out who-- 233 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,053 Jerked your limp political career 234 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,263 into a rock-hard rocket ride? 235 00:09:15,304 --> 00:09:16,681 -Werner... -[Werner] Yeah. 236 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,683 So maybe don't go digging, sir. 237 00:09:19,767 --> 00:09:21,394 Okay. 238 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,730 [knock at door] 239 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,401 Hey, you. 240 00:09:28,442 --> 00:09:29,986 -Hey. -How you doing? 241 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:31,487 I'm fine. 242 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,613 -Yeah? -Yeah. 243 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,948 [Mo] Okay, 'cause it seemed 244 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:36,617 like you ran in here and you were kinda upset 245 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:39,078 like you were gonna have a cry or something. 246 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,788 It's understandable, babe. 247 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,624 I'm certainly not gonna cry over some shit like that. 248 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,002 No, actually, I'm fine. 249 00:09:46,043 --> 00:09:47,253 Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell you 250 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,421 about me and Nomi earlier. 251 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:49,547 There just wasn't any time, 252 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,756 and it didn't seem like 253 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,091 leaving all that on your answering machine 254 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:53,843 was really the best way to go. 255 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,386 There was no tape left. You know what? You used it all. 256 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,887 I did. 257 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,097 And I need... I need another fucking tape. 258 00:09:58,139 --> 00:09:59,348 [both] Maxell 120. 259 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,725 I know your flavor. 260 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:01,934 None of that fucking Memorex bullshit. 261 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,269 Fuck Memorex. 262 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,438 But speaking of, her demo, you gotta listen to it. 263 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,607 This shit will really dampen up your eyes and thighs. 264 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,442 Jesus. Dampen up? No-no. 265 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,444 -Well, check it out. -Okay. 266 00:10:11,485 --> 00:10:12,945 [both] Neither Of Us Has Ever Felt 267 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:15,740 The Feelings We're Feeling Before. 268 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:16,949 [Mo] It's got a nice ring to it. 269 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,451 -Now, I have one question. -Yeah. 270 00:10:18,492 --> 00:10:19,619 Is the song as long as the title, 271 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,454 or is it short? 272 00:10:21,495 --> 00:10:22,913 You really are brave. 273 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,457 You are fighting through this amazingly. 274 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,167 Oh, no, listen, and so are you, 275 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,336 because you know I love that your ego 276 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:30,171 has allowed you to be friends, 277 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:32,006 you know, because that's what I wanted. 278 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:33,966 Great, because that's what I want too, Dawny. 279 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,092 Good. That's all I want. I mean, I said it, obviously. 280 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,802 All right? Good. That's what we both want. 281 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,304 Great. And I hope that in time, 282 00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,764 you know, when your heart heals, 283 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,475 you, me, and Nomi, we can be the best of friends. 284 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,809 And I'm sorry again, okay? 285 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,478 I'm sorry. All right? 286 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,188 Because if you don't stop apologizing, 287 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,981 I swear I'm gonna pull a fucking Jammer. 288 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,983 I'm gonna jump off your fucking balcony. 289 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:52,485 -Oh. -[laughs] 290 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:53,653 You'd kill yourself 291 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:55,112 just because I got engaged? That's-- 292 00:10:55,154 --> 00:10:57,073 I'm not doing this with you, okay? 293 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:58,824 Okay. 294 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,702 Stop it. Stop making that fucking face. 295 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:08,167 Well, at least you're not rebounding. 296 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,419 -Back to work. -Hang in there, champ. 297 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:12,171 No, nothing to hang in for. I'm fine. 298 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,340 Yeah, you've said that a number of times. I got it. 299 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,509 Really? [laughs] I'm joking. 300 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:19,345 No, I'm good. Yeah, no, I'm fine. 301 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,305 And thank you. I can't wait to listen to this. 302 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,558 -It's great. -Yeah, well, okay. We'll see. 303 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,896 peppy music 304 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,235 Knock, knock, tough rock. 305 00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:37,196 Holy shit, Maurice Monroe. 306 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,198 What brings you down to the Shmona district? 307 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,326 I got big news, K-Man. I'm engaged. 308 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,745 Wait, really? Holy shit. 309 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,873 Wow, you two crazy...kids finally did it. 310 00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,208 Talk about the world's longest 311 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,001 "will they, won't they ever get it right?" 312 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,712 That's a real Salmon Diane. 313 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,213 Oh, Cheers. 314 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,631 Yeah, where everybody knows you're white. 315 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,842 No, the dish, Salmon Diane. 316 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,052 Yeah, sure could never quite nail that recipe. 317 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,221 Why would I know anything about your wife's cooking? 318 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,683 Anyway, hey, congratulations. You and Dawn, I called it. 319 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,518 Well, it's actually not Dawn. 320 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,563 It's... Met a girl three days ago. 321 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,064 Her name's Nomi. 322 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,234 And I know it's brand new, but we're in love. 323 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,902 [Keith] Twist. Classic Mo. 324 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,070 [Mo] You know, back in the day, 325 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,405 you would've been the first person I told. 326 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,698 And we would've gone out 327 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,742 and coked our beaks bloody. 328 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,410 Oh, it would've been bad. 329 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,079 [Mo] Would've been so bad. 330 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:30,416 Hey, thanks, you know, for coming here. 331 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:33,586 I know it takes a big man to admit when they're wrong. 332 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,087 Oh, no. 333 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:37,214 You think that's why I'm down here? 334 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,426 I am down here because you and Larry are holding 335 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,136 my record label hostage. 336 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,430 And the only thing worse than fucking with a man's livelihood 337 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,598 is fucking with his woman. 338 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,266 And 'cause she's signed to my label, 339 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,143 you and Larry are fucking with both. 340 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,270 So I am here to personally tell you, 341 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:54,106 you better get this fucking IPO thing right. 342 00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,107 You got it? 343 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,276 tense music 344 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,028 Damn, your hair looks good. 345 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:00,821 You're not shitting me right now, are you? 346 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,448 -[Mo] It's amazing. -It's fucking great, right? 347 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,699 -What did you do? 348 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,658 Took a long time. I went to Germany-- 349 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,660 Don't care. Fuck off. 350 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,538 [sighs] 351 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,791 Classic Mo. 352 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,960 You know what I've been reading recently? 353 00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:16,587 The Bible. 354 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,881 I dig it. It's weird. 355 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:21,300 It's like The Hobbit a little bit. 356 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,219 Wait a minute. Wait. 357 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,473 We were here before that guy. Why are we still sitting here? 358 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,933 That's why. 359 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,226 All the other labels, they pay to play, 360 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,312 but Mo doesn't think it's kosher, so... 361 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,731 So since Mo is on this integrity kick, 362 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:36,899 you gotta sit here all day? 363 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,484 Okay. So I know you're new here, 364 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,486 but you sure seem confused. 365 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,113 Henry, why don't you just do your job, and I'll do mine? 366 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,990 My job is to watch you do your job. 367 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,158 Yes. 368 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,995 Tony. What's up? 369 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,497 Any new artists I should check out? 370 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,790 [Yassir] We just signed a 103-year-old man. 371 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,791 This dude's incredible... 372 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,042 Okay. You know what? 373 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:55,918 You have better cut this shit, 374 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,211 or I'm gonna report you. 375 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,089 You've been acting fucking weird all day. 376 00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:02,299 Do you even work at KokoMo Co? 377 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,760 tense music 378 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,263 Oh, God. You're right. 379 00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,473 Listen, I have been acting fucking weird, 380 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,100 but it's not because of my job. 381 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,978 It's... 382 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,187 It's Mo. 383 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,438 Your boss? 384 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:20,109 My boss and my on- and off-again boyfriend 385 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,694 for the last 15 years. And then-- 386 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,779 You guys were together for 15 years? 387 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,656 Yes. I mean, and no. 388 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,950 I mean, I was married. But yes. 389 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,702 And then, suddenly, he gets engaged, 390 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,328 and I try to act like I'm fine, 391 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:32,830 but I'm not fine. 392 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,123 How the fuck could I be fine? 393 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,499 No, girl, listen, I get it. 394 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,711 I just got outta something that was crazy. 395 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:40,337 Messy-ass breakup. 396 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,798 Nothing I did for, like, three months made any sense. 397 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,675 Girl, I get it. It's complicated. 398 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,385 Oh, yes, you understand. 399 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,429 It's like a Rubik's cube with pubes. 400 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,764 Okay. You know what? 401 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,099 I don't think you need me on top of you 402 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,517 on top of everything else. 403 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,811 So don't even worry about it. It's fine. 404 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:58,480 I'll just see you next week 405 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,691 and the week after that... 406 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,610 and the week after that. 407 00:15:02,651 --> 00:15:05,195 -Oh. -[chuckles] 408 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,575 [scoffs] This bitch. 409 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:13,621 [group talking raucously] 410 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,706 Ah, ah! Give me some sugar. Yeah. 411 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,833 Fucking freaks. 412 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:22,004 Honey, I'd rather be a freak than a-- 413 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,088 Keith? 414 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,924 Mike? 415 00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:27,343 Jesus, when did you join Cirque du Sogay? 416 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,719 Hair. 417 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,097 Uh...ish. 418 00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,515 How've you been? 419 00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,935 You mean since I almost went to jail because of you? 420 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,771 Yeah, that was kind of the time frame 421 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,939 I was referring to, yeah. 422 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,066 I'm good. I'm really good. 423 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,609 -Good. -[Mike] Look at you. 424 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:44,902 You're back in the closet? 425 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,738 No. What? No, I'm just--I'm working. 426 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,740 And I... 427 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,617 Holy shit. Are those skants? 428 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,619 Oh, yeah, 429 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,413 I call it an asscape. 430 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,831 Yeah, I-I make those. 431 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,792 Actually I'm taking Pfaffashions public 432 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,877 because IPOs, they're the next big thing. 433 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,337 I mean, LBOs-- 434 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:04,922 Stop, I fell asleep. 435 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,675 Look, we're keeping the party going... 436 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:11,095 but I'm sure you can't. 437 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:15,015 I can, I just I can't 'cause it's cants. 438 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:19,812 Well, I'm DJing at House Cat tonight. 439 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,355 Tonight's bad. I got a--I got a thing. 440 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,315 -How about tomorrow night? -I have a thing too. 441 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,986 You know what? I DJ every single night. 442 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,948 So if you change your mind and your clothes 443 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,409 and your life, 444 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,994 stop by. 445 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:38,455 Be good to see you for old time's sake. 446 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:42,501 And here, a gift. 447 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,795 Courage. 448 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,755 Bye, bow-tie. 449 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,508 electronic music 450 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,889 -Hey. -Hey. 451 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,100 Do you mind if we Deep Throat this? 452 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,019 -You're the expert. -Oh, ho. 453 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,729 No, I just mean, like, back to back 454 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,355 like spies, you know, for fun. 455 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,442 You mean for your reputation? 456 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,360 Because you don't wanna be seen with a convicted criminal, 457 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,904 even though the whole reason that you have a reputation 458 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:12,531 and that I'm a convicted criminal 459 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,782 is because you fucked me. 460 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,993 No, no, no. I fucked Mo. 461 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,703 You fucked yourself. I don't know 462 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,872 why you sacrifice yourself for someone so selfish. 463 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:22,041 You didn't even come visit me. 464 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,917 You told me you didn't want me to come visit you. 465 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,295 Because that's what you fucking say when... 466 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,546 you know what? Fuck you, dude. 467 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,632 Whatever. 468 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:32,885 -So? -So... 469 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,386 How've you been? Are you seeing anybody? 470 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,014 No, I meant, so are you gonna expunge my record or not? 471 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,059 That's the only reason I'm here. 472 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:44,563 It will be done. And for what it's worth... 473 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,567 thank you for coming to visit me in the hospital. 474 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,528 It was really scary. I mean, I almost-- 475 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:52,738 I know, I know. 476 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,698 After everything that we've been through... 477 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,492 -That's why I went. -I know. 478 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:02,164 Mo's engaged... 479 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,791 to a child, 480 00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,459 not that it matters to me. 481 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,711 Well, you're clearly in love with that guy. 482 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,213 No. Why does everyone think that? 483 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:13,801 Dawn, c'mon, it's just us. 484 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,260 No, no. 485 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:19,014 There is no us, not anymore. 486 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,891 somber music 487 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,392 [Blair] No, no, no, no. Wait. 488 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:23,685 We can, you know, I don't know, 489 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,437 troll for dick. 490 00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,857 [laughs] 491 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:31,860 Sounds like fun. 492 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,030 No, I'm sorry. 493 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:39,451 I don't wanna be seen with you, Congressman... 494 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,703 for my reputation. 495 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,456 somber electronic music 496 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,090 [Blair] I have everything I ever wanted. 497 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,135 Money, power, perfect pitch. 498 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,178 But even with all that and every pleasure center 499 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:02,891 maxed out on the reg, I'm still feeling... bad. 500 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,602 I mean, everyone I know hates me. 501 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:09,398 It's like, "Did I do something wrong?" 502 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,943 I mean, that's crazy, right? And you would know. 503 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,530 What you're describing, Blair, is guilt. 504 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,282 What do I have to feel guilty about? 505 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:22,035 Maybe--I'm just checking my notes here-- 506 00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,370 double crossing your wife on your wedding day? 507 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,080 -Eh. -Dropping your business rival 508 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:26,748 -off a building? -No. 509 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:27,875 Blackmailing your lover 510 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,168 into hanging himself 511 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:31,128 and then poisoning his life's legacy 512 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,754 on national TV? 513 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,590 Uh-uh. 514 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,758 Causing the single greatest loss of global wealth 515 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,093 in human history? 516 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,680 Or...what you did to your dad. 517 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:46,685 That's a fascinating theory, Doc-turd. 518 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,313 But maybe, maybe, my paranoia could also stem 519 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,023 from the fact that, oh, I don't know, 520 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,192 I was fucking shot in the fucking chest, 521 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,860 and the fucking person who fucking did it 522 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,195 is still fucking out there, 523 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,280 and I'm the only one who fucking cares. 524 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,328 I'm sorry. I'm just feeling...scared. 525 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,371 And I do not like these feelings, 526 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,040 so I was just thinking, maybe you could, you know, 527 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,042 shocky-shocky them away. 528 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,170 -Of course. 529 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,880 [electrodes zapping] 530 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,049 For $550 an hour, this better-- 531 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,051 -Help. -Well, I was gonna say cure me, 532 00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,344 but that's the whole scam, right? 533 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,511 Meanwhile, your poor patients are... 534 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,638 Dying. 535 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,223 ...inside, and you dumb head doctors 536 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,349 don't even have the heart to-- 537 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:29,394 Tell Gerard it was always him. 538 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:30,479 Gerard? 539 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:36,026 Holy fuck! 540 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,029 Tiff! Tiffany Amber Pfaff! 541 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,864 -[Keith] Oh, Jesus. -Where is she? 542 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,866 I checked her place, her boyfriend's place, 543 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,786 and their pied-à-terre. I need to talk to her. 544 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,080 Don't we all? Unfortunately, Tiff is out 545 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,582 blowing all the Pfaffashion's cash, 546 00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,584 amongst other things, I assume. 547 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,711 This is the second time I've been scared to death 548 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,588 by actual fucking death, 549 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,007 and she's missing. 550 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,093 What kinda marriage is that? 551 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,845 I assumed a sham one. No judgements. 552 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:05,514 Oh, God. I'm such an idiot. 553 00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:08,058 I was almost out. Why did I go back in? 554 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,560 You know, Oscar Wilde once said, 555 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,272 "When the gods wish to punish us, 556 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,107 they answer our prayers." 557 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:17,943 Ha! That's so gay. 558 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:21,446 I don't mean that out, Keith. I mean, out of politics, 559 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,534 always having to answer to someone, doing bad shit. 560 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,870 Oh, I'm in too deep. 561 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:32,124 The only way out for me now is through. 562 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,293 I don't know. How did this happen? 563 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,461 You know, I was wondering the same thing. 564 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,630 This life that we have to live 565 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,132 versus the one that we want to live. 566 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,466 I don't need all the details. 567 00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,093 The plugs do a lot of the work. 568 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,512 You're miserable. Right? 569 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,931 Well, take it from me, Keith, 570 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,017 get out while you still can. 571 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:52,811 moody music 572 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,995 Hello, madam. I'm-- 573 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,747 Oh, I know who you are. 574 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,332 You're Blair Pfaff! 575 00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,584 You're just in time for the duck-athlon. 576 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,502 Whoever shoots the most cute little ducklings 577 00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:20,464 gets their picture on the cover of NRA Today. 578 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,675 -Awesome. -[clerk] Now, let's see. 579 00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:27,971 -Here is your gun. -[Blair] Oh. [laughs nervously] 580 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,514 -Here you are. -Thank you. 581 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,516 [clerk] Oh, and your vest. Keep that baby on. 582 00:22:31,558 --> 00:22:33,685 Us wives like to call this event the Widowmaker 583 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,771 due to the occasional oopsie-doopsie. 584 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:38,815 Oh, wow, thank you for that terrifying tip. 585 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,359 Could you point me in the direction 586 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,152 of a Mr. Charlton Heston, please? 587 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,697 -Oh, he's right over there. -Ah! 588 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,407 Thank you. 589 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,202 Mr. Heston. I just wanna say, 590 00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:52,204 I am such a fan of-- 591 00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:53,747 [gasps] Pastor Newell! 592 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,875 [Newell chuckles evilly] Surprise, surprise. 593 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,336 dramatic music 594 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,213 [knock at door] 595 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,632 -[Mo] Ah, you're back. -I'm back. 596 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:06,468 [Mo] What, is your PO here or something? 597 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,220 No, I wanted to tell you something, 598 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:09,513 and I didn't wanna do it on your machine. 599 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,264 That's great, but I kinda wanna talk to you 600 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:12,516 about something first, okay? 601 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,892 I wanted to tell you something. 602 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,060 No, no, no, just have a seat. 603 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,437 I mean--okay, okay. Yeah. 604 00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:22,067 Listen, I know you're not fine with all of this. 605 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,236 Okay? And I'm sure 606 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,404 I probably didn't help matters either. 607 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,739 Okay. Truly, I am fine. 608 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:30,242 Dawn, c'mon, Yas told me 609 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,410 what you told your PO at the station. 610 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:34,037 Oh, what? No, no, no. 611 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,414 I was playing her. 612 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,582 I-I just needed to cover fast, that's all. 613 00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,709 Okay. Dawn pulling on the old heartstring, huh? 614 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:40,919 You know. 615 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,589 -Dirty Darcy. -I learned from the best. 616 00:23:44,631 --> 00:23:46,591 So you're sure you're not jealous? 617 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:51,096 Well, yeah, I'm jealous. I'm jealous as fuck. 618 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,433 -Well, that's what I'm saying. -No, I'm jealous of you, Mo. 619 00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,727 Because you did it. You figured your shit out. 620 00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:01,606 Me, I'm on parole, 621 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,150 sleeping in a fucked-up Murphy bed. 622 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,359 I don't know what the fuck 623 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,152 I'm gonna do for the rest of my life. 624 00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,361 Oh... 625 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:09,573 No, don't. Okay? 626 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:13,618 Just believe me when I say, for the very last time, 627 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,955 I am fine with your fiancée. 628 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:20,459 Because I-I love you, Mo Mo. 629 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,297 -I love you too, Dawn. -Yeah. 630 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,299 Oh, wait. I'm gonna prove it. 631 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:29,050 -What? -What are you doing? 632 00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:30,594 [radio static] 633 00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:34,139 [Nomi on radio] Soft lights, soft music... 634 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,432 Are you fucking kidding me? 635 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,225 This is... You did this? 636 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,977 How did you do this? 637 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,146 The way the old Mo I used to know would've done it: 638 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,481 playing dirty. 639 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:45,275 $400 a spin, and not during drive time. 640 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,319 I only have $83 in my purse. 641 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:51,948 You mean your Gucci purse? 642 00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,492 You owe me a fake Gucci. 643 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:54,993 [Mo] Goddamn it, Dawn, 644 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,745 I don't wanna run my fucking business like that. 645 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:58,497 -This is a legit business. -You didn't, okay? I did. 646 00:24:58,538 --> 00:24:59,789 Why did you do that? Why would you make me do that? 647 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:02,167 Just consider it an engagement gift. 648 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,629 Is that--Mo, I'm on the radio? 649 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,798 -You're on the radio. -I'm on the radio? 650 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,133 Yeah. You did it. 651 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:13,929 -Well, I mean, Dawn-- -[Dawn] Yes, you did. 652 00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,681 It's great, Mo. 653 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,225 -Congrats, babe. -Aw, thanks, babe. 654 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:25,357 Wow. Sounds so good. 655 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,360 What are you doing here? Where's Heston? 656 00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:31,154 Well, Chucky had to finish up his arc on Dynasty, 657 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,866 so I promised my dear friend that I'd vet you. 658 00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:37,702 Now pick up your ears, prick. 659 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:39,788 I need you to introduce some legislation 660 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:42,332 so that churches can own air rights. 661 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,792 I am tired of circling around 662 00:25:43,833 --> 00:25:46,002 so they can medevac some bald kid. 663 00:25:46,044 --> 00:25:47,337 Nah, I'm not doing that. 664 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,673 Don't forget I made you, son. 665 00:25:49,714 --> 00:25:52,217 Oh, please. I made me. 666 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,719 Then I got shot, died for 11 minutes, 667 00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:57,681 and came back to life even fucking better. 668 00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:01,017 I'm basically like Jesus with more manageable hair. 669 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,771 Oh, and white, unlike the actual Jesus, 670 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,773 who, according to overwhelming geographic 671 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,817 and genetic evidence, was Black. 672 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,569 That's blasphemous. C'mon. 673 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:14,155 All I'm looking for is a little quid pro quo. 674 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:16,366 Just like with Roger, 675 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:19,494 only this time, no one gets hurt, 676 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:22,622 except maybe the occasional therapist. 677 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:25,417 Oh, my God. It was you. 678 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,419 Moi? No. 679 00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:29,087 But I spoke to my little friend 680 00:26:29,129 --> 00:26:31,423 -down at the morgue.. -That tracks. 681 00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:33,049 ...that those electrodes were rigged 682 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:35,093 to elect-splode. 683 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:39,598 Now, the question is, were they meant to fry him or you? 684 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:43,435 Fuck you, you Miracle Max Headroom motherfucker. 685 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:46,021 If being the next Dan Quayle means having to get in bed 686 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:48,356 with you again, then fuck it, I'm through. 687 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,734 Reach out, touch faith 688 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,110 Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" playing 689 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:58,700 Your own personal Jesus 690 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,247 Someone to hear your prayers 691 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,166 Someone who cares... 692 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:07,959 This is for Roger. 693 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,173 Oopsie-doopsie. 694 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,933 [electronics sparking] 695 00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:28,688 Your own personal Jesus 696 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,486 Someone to hear your prayers 697 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,071 Someone who cares 698 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,495 Reach out, touch faith 699 00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:44,829 Oh, look at that. 700 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,456 Wow! 701 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:49,292 [laughs] 702 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,669 Say cheese, killer. 703 00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:57,384 Reach out 704 00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,718 [starts] 705 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,554 [music playing softly on radio] 706 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:11,356 music continues in soundtrack 707 00:28:17,862 --> 00:28:20,115 Reach out, touch faith 708 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:28,581 Reach out and touch faith 709 00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:31,292 spacey electronic music 50323

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