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Sweetie, you haven't finish your drink

Uncle Yu!

Come on, drink up!

Pow.!

Oh, you are the man!

No, not at all

Just one word from my daughter

and instantly, you set up such a huge place for her wedding party

- Fok - Yes?

It's a good thing I'm not in your line of work

- Why's that? - Otherwise, I'd have you get me a gun

- For what? - To shoot that jerk in the head

Uncle Yu,

right now I think you need an ICBM instead

I'm so happy!

Aw, go on over!

Daddy!

-L'm so happy - I dreamt of getting married here

when I was a kid

Sexy DOV

Sexy DOV?

Sexy DOV'-!

Daddy!

You're awake?

You carried and raised your daughter, then gave her to me

Gimme one hour

and I'll give you back a baby

You're crazy!

Let's...let's make babies!

Give me...

three minutes!

My sugar, honey, baby...

Heung, I'm about to tell you something

you're not going to expect

Say no more, I'm begging you

Whenever you talk, it makes me so high!

Be very calm, very calm, my dear

Especially in English!

We've been together for three weeks,

but every single moment feels like first love!

Listen clearly

Go on, go on!

lam a SPY

My husband is a spy!

Spy!

Your godfather is a very dangerous arms dealer

I'm here to steal his miniaturized nuclear warhead

Thank you for your contribution to world peace

You were serious?

Yes

You were just using me?

It's for world peace

So we're...

not getting married?

Without world peace,

it's hard for me to have a relationship

A spy!

There's a spy here!

Excuse me.

For the bride, from the groom

It's a surprise.

Play it now

Agent Chan is strong,

agile.

Brave

and resourceful

He's a world-famous, international, special agent

There's a SPY!

There's a SPY!

To complete his assignment,

Mr Chan tricked your emotions

The agency apologizes on behalf of Mr Chan

and hopes you have not suffered emotional or bodily harm

I won't let you get away with this!

What did he give you?

Even the mustache was fake

That's how most men are

"Three days later"

It's okay, don't worry

How long have you been here?

About five minutes

I like your umbrella, Mr Chan

You've got taste

It's fireproof, bulletproof, and...

works as a sword

It can also be a shield

All of them

This is the miniaturized nuclear warhead you sent

As you might say, it's not worth the cost of repair

There's bound to be some damage during transit

You're sure it wasn't intentional?

I did indeed accidentally inadvertently on purpose break it,

but such a convenient nuclear warhead

wouldn't be good to drop on any country,

Right?

Right.

Mr Chan, what we need is obedience

and devotion

I am devoted to world peace

Then you aren't devoted to any nation!

If the whole agency hadn't pleaded for you, liver chops,

you'd be dead already!

Take off all your equipment,

liver chops!

I think you're too excited.

You want to call me chopped liver,

not liver chops

Don't answer back, you bastard!

And, and...

Thank you both for your history of service

From this day forth,

in your vernacular,

"dump the crabs"

and watch yourself

Dumping the crabs means to watch yourself?

Well, the dumped crabs

are alive,

when you pick them up, you have to watch yourself

So what do we do now?

We may be out of the agency,

but the world still has many who...

need us to solve problems

If we don't even have a car,

does that count as a problem?

Hey! The owner is here!

He's right here!

Mister, is this car yours?

You, sir!

Which department told you to take my car?

If you would, please take your keys and move it

The keys were just burnt up

Moron

Sir, I was just fired

On the outside, I may appear very calm,

but deep inside,

I'm extremely agitated

This gangster wants to scare us!

Boss!

You guys in your uniforms...

What are you doing there, playing Spider-Man?

Just in time, officer

Without any paperwork,

these guys were going to take my car

Hands in the air! Face forward!

Turn around and slowly get on your knees!

"Probationary Inspector of Police"

"Inspector of Police"

"Senior Inspector of Police"

Morning, Madam!

Keep your eye on this one

He has 263 jaywalking citations,

516 parking infractions,

672 counts of public indecency,

and untold numbers of dumping violations

Jaywalking? Show me your ID!

Don't run! Stop

Stop!

"Appointed as the Commissioner of Police"

DANG!

DANG!

DANG!

DANG!

DANG!

DANG!

Finally free

No one can resist

Ice fire, man and woman

Free for all

Open your eyes

Why~

Never give up

Give me courage

A human story

"Agent Chan is dismissed" Scarifice like fireworks

DANG!

DANG!

DANG! Secretary for Security

What's your name, political assistant?

Last name's Tai

Your hair is very dry

For dull skin

Cracked lips

Do you mind not being such a pain?

You may not accept me now,

but you'll grow to appreciate me

Practice your smile a little

Welcome to the international arts festival opening ceremony

First, let's have Finance Secretary Tsang

give the opening address

Let's walk together

Sir, it's time for the speech after the ballet performance

Are you okay, sir?

I'm a little dizzy

I've got this

What's this?

What happened?

We're to help the fat Mr Ma on the 26th floor

to keep his wife from catching him in the act

On the 16th floor, where the skinny Dr Fung is,

we are to notify his wife to catch him in the act

we are to notify his wife to catch him in the act

That's the deal

So we're catching one, releasing another

Recycle and reuse

One location with two jobs

We save time and save on gas

Good boy, Genius

Call Mrs Fung so she can catch him

Yes, sir

Wow, that got a response

Look, once I open the door,

you go in and beat her up

Mrs Fung speaks mandarin?

Oh, shit!

I mixed their names up!

Time to dump the crabs

Oh! Watch yourself!

I've finally got him now!

That dog!

Let's see what he does about it

Cna't take that

Get out!

Tell Mr Ma to meet me by the back staircase

He's not picking up!

Then call an ambulance

There's no time! They switched elevators!

Do these secondhand things still work?

Your wife's on her way up! Get dressed!

Just get your shoes on. Don't leave anything

No one's here?

That's not possible

Can't go any further!

I can't!

I've got the goods on him now, look!

Shhh! Get on

What's wrong?

There was a noise

My wife's chasing us, of course there's noise!

No, from below!

It's Dr Fung's wife!

What's his specialty?

Urology

Seems you're in luck

I know you concerned about your image, Mr Ma

But next time you want a prostate exam,

going to a hospital would be more thorough

What are you doing here, training?

What are you doing here?

Outta the way!

Getting checkups in a hotel?

Yeah

Bullshit!

Nobody would believe that!

- Why not? - Today I'm gonna see

just what kind of evil thing you've gotten up into!

Spread your legs! Raise them up!

Lemme see!

Knee

Would you like to have world peace?

I want world peace every day

Hey, stop pushing for world peace with the clients!

Would I need to 'camp out' for world peace?

You must watch your step

This staircase has such character

Out of your whole house,

I like this staircase the most

Hi, landlady, enough?

I had the most memorable time of my life, my dear

Don't you go anywhere for the next six weeks

Only six weeks?

Eight weeks, then

I'll visit you at your restaurant

Thanks for the hard work,

having to use your sex appeal to pay the rent again

You take the good with the bad

Just remember,

my relationship with her isn't just about rent

There's water, electric, gas, management fees,

and even the odd sausage

Be thankful

Arcaba!

Don't be so glum

If we were still with the agency,

Arcaba would've long been gone

Why would we be catching cheaters?

That's no way to see it

Without local peace, how can there be world peace?

Most importantly,

cheaters give us business

So shouldn't we...

pop some champagne to celebrate?

What's the use of local peace or world peace

if you're not at peace yourself?

The police chief is paying you so much attention,

soon we won't even have water to drink

The one I drink is called "Don"

This one is called "Don Dom"

Where did you find this?

Through online bidding. 3 for 100. You gonna drink it?

Regarding the previous day at the arts festival