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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:33,397 My dear wife, as the ancient saying goes... 2 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,816 "In wine is truth!" 3 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,486 Insincerity, the mark of a drunkard! 4 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,906 If you could or would for one brief moment... 5 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,242 shut that vast, resounding chasm... 6 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,701 of a mouth, I should be grateful, madam. 7 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,286 What care you for the deprivations... 8 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:49,538 I have suffered in the name of marriage? 9 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,165 O mariage de convenance. 10 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,583 O cant, O guile, O mockery! 11 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:53,793 Oh, shut up. 12 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:55,086 Oh, how can you insult me so? 13 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,254 Very easily, madam. 14 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,297 I have but to listen to your fatuous brain. 15 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,758 Do you hear his churlish insults, Father? 16 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:01,884 Father! 17 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,261 Huh? What? What? 18 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,971 Sugar? Yes, here you are. 19 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,223 Oh, whatever possessed me to marry you? 20 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,101 That is a question I often inquire of myself, madam... 21 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,603 to which there is no satisfactory answer... 22 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:15,648 save one, perhaps, and that is that no one else would have you. 23 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,025 Only a man who drinks could talk like that. 24 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:21,028 We escape the unendurable however we can. 25 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:23,489 How I despise you! 26 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:26,200 Poor, abused Amaryllis. 27 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:27,743 You never cared a fig for me. 28 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,204 You only courted me to gain control of father's business. 29 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,956 What other reason could there be? 30 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,208 Oh! Did you hear that? 31 00:05:34,418 --> 00:05:36,002 Does he ever? 32 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,169 Father! 33 00:05:37,379 --> 00:05:38,337 Huh? What? Huh? 34 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,298 I gave the sugar to you once. 35 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,841 There! 36 00:05:43,302 --> 00:05:46,012 Shall I give him some medicine? 37 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,022 Pretty close. 38 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:58,566 Merely for purposes of enlightenment, Mr. Trumbull. 39 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,277 I could have been the greatest opera singer in the world. 40 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,611 What world? 41 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:06,115 Would the vocal emissions of a laryngitic crow... 42 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:07,366 be qualifications? 43 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,577 Yes, then perhaps, you could have been. 44 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,121 What know you of art and beauty? 45 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:14,999 Tosspot, soak, inebriate! 46 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,584 Your mouth, madam. 47 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,210 Shut it! 48 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:24,508 Anybody could be proud to rest in this coffin. 49 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,345 You can't even keep our heads above water! 50 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:30,765 Why, you've only had one customer in the past 9 months. 51 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,184 My father had a thriving undertaking business... 52 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,852 until you proceeded to get ahold of it... 53 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,979 and run it into the ground! 54 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:39,065 Where else? 55 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,400 A thriving business. 56 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:43,110 The receipts of which he used... 57 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,654 to cram this house with monstrosities! 58 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,991 If my father chose to spend his hard-earned profits... 59 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,951 in the collection of curious objects... 60 00:06:51,161 --> 00:06:55,081 He did more than collect curious objects, madam. 61 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,749 He also fathered one. 62 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:59,293 I despise you! 63 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:00,878 Demon rum will get you yet! 64 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,465 I look forward to that day with keen anticipation, madam. 65 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:13,641 Oh, what I wouldn't do to get her down here as a customer. 66 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,773 Good afternoon, Mr. Tremble. 67 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:21,941 Trumbull! 68 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,693 Will you learn to pronounce my name correctly? 69 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,988 I said Mr. Tremble. 70 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:31,659 What in the name of all that's holy is that thing? 71 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:32,993 This? 72 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,620 This is the new coffin. 73 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:37,415 I don't like to see anybody buried naked. 74 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,916 I don't... I just don't... 75 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:43,629 No one in their right mind would be caught dead in that thing. 76 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,593 My coffin. 77 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,220 How gratifying, Mr. Gillie... 78 00:07:51,430 --> 00:07:55,558 to have a master craftsman in one's employ. 79 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,978 Well, I'm going out and drink myself... 80 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,564 into a state of stupefaction. 81 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:13,909 Mr. Trumbull. 82 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:16,036 Oh, how do you do, Mr. Black? 83 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:18,539 How nice to see you, sir. 84 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,916 That remains to be seen, sir. 85 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,794 Now if you'll excuse me, I have a singularly pressing... 86 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:24,962 A boon, sir. 87 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:28,090 A trifling matter of a year's rent in arrears. 88 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,675 Has it been a year? 89 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:31,760 Each and every unpaid day of it. 90 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:32,928 Well, what do you know about that? 91 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,806 And much as I regret to dun you, dear sir... 92 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,850 it is unhappily incumbent upon me... 93 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:39,435 as owner of these premises... 94 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,979 to regard your monetary dereliction as... 95 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,274 shall we say, inconvenient to my purposes. 96 00:08:45,484 --> 00:08:46,442 Oh, well, now I... 97 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,278 So vastly inconvenient, one might add... 98 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,238 that should the debt remain outstanding... 99 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,324 for as much as 24 hours more... 100 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,160 I fear that... legal machinery must... 101 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:57,953 perforce, be set in motion. 102 00:08:58,163 --> 00:08:59,455 And Messrs. Hinchley and Trumbull... 103 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,916 face the incommodious prospect... 104 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,377 of taking up residence in the street. 105 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,921 In the street? 106 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,799 Have I expressed myself with clarity, Mr. Trumbull? 107 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,801 With extreme clarity, Mr. Black. 108 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,678 Then we are of one mind... 109 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,847 Our mutual interests in accord. 110 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,267 24 hours, Mr. Trumbull. 111 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,228 Good day to you, sir. 112 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,854 Good day to you... 113 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:27,233 you penny-pinching old pig. 114 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,320 Mr. Trumbull? 115 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,991 And as for you, you sniveling... 116 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:48,546 To forego the glories of an operatic career for him. 117 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,010 No, no, Cleopatra. 118 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,554 No, no, sweetheart. 119 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,853 Oh, I came up here to... 120 00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,398 to get a glass of water. 121 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:20,494 If... if he continues mistreating you like that, I'll... 122 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,915 I wouldn't know what to do. 123 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,944 Beautiful. 124 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:34,485 Will you stop that ungodly caterwauling! 125 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,446 Must have been an earthquake. 126 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,198 Mr. Gillie! 127 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,741 In the parlor. 128 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,707 Drunk again, huh? 129 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,876 John Barleycorn and Hinchley. 130 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:53,379 They're the partners in this business. 131 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,633 Time for your medicine, old man. 132 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,468 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 133 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,390 Father! 134 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:07,393 Do you really think I'm going to let you poison my own father? 135 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:15,025 Hope springs eternal in the human... yes. 136 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,736 Why do you always take my medicine away? 137 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,780 Don't you care nothing about my health? 138 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,913 Yes, sit down, Mr. Gillie. 139 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,126 Comfortable, Mr. Gillie? 140 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:34,753 Well, Mr. Gillie... 141 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:40,801 I am afraid that it is... 142 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,302 decision time. 143 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,346 Decision time? 144 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,098 Yes, Mr. Gillie. 145 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:50,018 Business being, once more on the trembling verge of ruin... 146 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:53,439 it behooves us to acquire a bit of income. 147 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,860 Therefore, Mr. Gillie, it is necessary that we... 148 00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:00,028 venture forth tonight. 149 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,364 Not so soon again! 150 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,367 Yes, so soon again, Mr. Gillie. 151 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,039 What if I refuse? 152 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,711 If you refuse, Mr. Gillie... 153 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,673 which possibility I find most remote... 154 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,550 however, if you refuse, Mr. Gillie... 155 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,678 the local constabulary shall forthwith be apprised... 156 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:28,390 of sundry illicit peccadilloes... 157 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:33,395 in which one Mr. "G" has been involved. 158 00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:35,814 Peccadilloes? 159 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,900 What if I tell them the truth? 160 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:41,570 And tell them that it was your idea in the first place? 161 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,155 Mr. Gillie... 162 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,448 Felix... 163 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,908 Friend... 164 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,326 I put it to you. 165 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,244 Who, in your discerning estimation... 166 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,413 do you think they're most likely to believe? 167 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,582 Mr. W. Trumbull, respected citizen... 168 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,000 and entrepreneur of death... 169 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,585 or Mr. Felix Gillie... 170 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:59,880 wanted fugitive and confessed bank robber? 171 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,424 I've never confessed! 172 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,259 They just proved it. 173 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,888 One of these days... 174 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,933 One of these days, I... 175 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:14,019 One of these days what, Mr. Gillie? 176 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,064 Nothing. 177 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,690 Exactly, Mr. Gillie. 178 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:19,942 Nothing. 179 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,948 Shall we say... 180 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,451 ...midnight? 181 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,161 Midnight it is. 182 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,580 All right. 183 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,416 You are most accommodating, Mr. Gillie. 184 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,918 Until midnight, then. 185 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:46,695 He's a perfectly delightful old gentleman. 186 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:50,949 Owns a fleet of merchant vessels operating out of Boston. 187 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:54,578 He and I enjoyed a most delightful afternoon... 188 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,706 of conversation together at the White Bull Tavern. 189 00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,875 Later on, I walked him home. 190 00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:04,212 Lives in a marvelous old house out there on Winkle Road. 191 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,756 Wait till you see it! 192 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,250 Well, come on. 193 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,961 - I have an idea. - What? 194 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,420 I'll wait for you right here. 195 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,881 Mr. Gillie, without your cunning fingers... 196 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:49,341 how should I gain entrance? 197 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,509 Come on! 198 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,802 All right. 199 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,709 Get to work. 200 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,586 You know, the next time they catch me with these tools... 201 00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,131 it'll be 30 years. 202 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,675 It's no wonder they caught you the last time. 203 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,677 You're probably the most inept... 204 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,804 house breaker in all of New England. 205 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,472 That's true. 206 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,352 Did you try the knob? 207 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,855 No, why? 208 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,733 Quiet. 209 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,582 Quiet, quiet. 210 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,961 Pardon me. 211 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,129 Quiet! 212 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,799 I didn't mean to do it. 213 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:16,428 If they didn't hear that, they must all be as deaf as old Hinchley. 214 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,679 I didn't mean to. 215 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,141 Come on. 216 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,375 I don't like this. 217 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:50,378 What are you doing? 218 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:55,300 - Quiet. Get up. - My foot... 219 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,762 - Get up. - Your foot, my fingers. 220 00:18:58,971 --> 00:18:59,971 Get up. 221 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,181 Come on. 222 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,487 If you make one more sound... 223 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,387 Now, you sit there, Mr. Gillie... 224 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,305 and don't you make a sound, Mr. Gillie. 225 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,142 As a matter of fact, don't you even breathe, Mr. Gillie. 226 00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,643 Do you understand me? 227 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,647 Exactly. 228 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,524 I shall return presently. 229 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:19,421 Fait accompli, Monsieur Gillie. 230 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:29,723 The stream flowed, lapping, lapping... 231 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:32,392 and the leaves stirred, tapping, tapping... 232 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:37,188 and the ancient belle dames napping. 233 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:41,693 Dreamed of gently rapping, rapping. 234 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:47,407 Rapping gently with a hammer on a baby's skull. 235 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,121 Asleep yet, Mr. Gillie? 236 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:57,042 How can I sleep when I know what you've done? 237 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,795 A little medicinal nip? 238 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:03,173 No, thank you. 239 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,009 More's the pity. 240 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,761 And a white brooch... 241 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:14,642 Well, thus we end our lonely vigil, Mr. Gillie. 242 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,311 Forward! 243 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,771 Forward? 244 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,459 Dear child. 245 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,044 Dear child, what is amiss? 246 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,004 Oh, sir, my master has, to all appearances... 247 00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:44,881 succumbed in his sleep, and I must run to fetch the doctor. 248 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,967 Oh, cataclysmic circumstance. 249 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:49,386 Perhaps I can be of assistance. 250 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,553 Oh, sir, could you? 251 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,098 Well, I believe I could. 252 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,516 Take me to your mistress. 253 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,059 Oh, yes, sir. Thank you. 254 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,770 Oh, not at all, my dear. Not at all. 255 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:02,107 It is my pleasure to help. 256 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:06,069 Hinchley and Trumbull are always at your beck and call. 257 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,213 I am afraid, madam, that he has made... 258 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:29,426 his final crossing to that Gidgeon shore. 259 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,052 What? 260 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,388 He's dead. 261 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,098 Allow me, madam, in this moment... 262 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,559 of your most desolate bereavement... 263 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,353 to lift from your sorrow-laden shoulders... 264 00:24:40,563 --> 00:24:44,357 the burdensome tasks of exequy and sepulture. 265 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,609 What? 266 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,236 I'll bury him for you. 267 00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:51,948 For by the most coincidental of vicissitudes, madam... 268 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,159 I happen to be the owner and director... 269 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:56,369 of a local funeral parlor. 270 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:57,579 You are? 271 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,038 Yes, indeed. 272 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:02,083 As we like to say to those we serve... 273 00:25:02,293 --> 00:25:05,628 "When loved ones lie on the lonely couch... 274 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,756 "of everlasting sleep... 275 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:13,136 "let Hinchley and Trumbull draw the covenant." 276 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,637 How tender. 277 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:17,807 Yes, isn't it? 278 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,525 Remove the carcass. 279 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,355 Where in the name of blue blazes is she? 280 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:16,115 Play! Go on. 281 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,750 Now? 282 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,086 No, not now, you old fool! 283 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,547 We have to wait for the damned widow to get here. 284 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:31,714 Huh, what? 285 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,716 Oh, yes, yes. 286 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,511 He does look very natural. 287 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:19,929 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 288 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:21,222 Never mind. 289 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:23,266 Is your mistress here? 290 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,435 No, sir. No one is. 291 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,728 What? 292 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,832 What's happened? 293 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:49,584 Where is the widow Phipps? 294 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:52,295 Gone to Boston, sir... with everything. 295 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,671 She's going to live in Europe. 296 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:54,839 Europe? 297 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:56,549 Yes, sir. 298 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,426 She's discharged all the servants. 299 00:27:58,636 --> 00:27:59,594 They've all gone home but me. 300 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,638 And she left nothing? 301 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,514 - Sir? - No money? 302 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:04,682 Not a penny, sir. 303 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,184 Well, what about my fee? 304 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:07,685 Oh, sir, I don't know. 305 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,021 She didn't even pay me my wages. 306 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:18,696 Is there no morality left in this world? 307 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:44,222 Don't you think you've had eno... 308 00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:46,474 Shut your mouth. 309 00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:48,309 Women! 310 00:28:48,519 --> 00:28:51,312 As soon put your trust in them as put a pistol to your head. 311 00:28:51,522 --> 00:28:54,565 - You really... - Be still! 312 00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:59,153 Old Ben Johnson, buried standing up. 313 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:00,655 Can't trust anybody these days. 314 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:03,032 The world is full of knaves and felons. 315 00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:04,534 Don't you think that you're being overly... 316 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,744 Be silent! 317 00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,997 Edward III... 318 00:29:10,207 --> 00:29:11,916 buried with his horse. 319 00:29:12,126 --> 00:29:13,459 Just because one customer... 320 00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,294 Are you gonna shut your mouth or not? 321 00:29:15,504 --> 00:29:17,505 - Mr. Tremble. - Trumbull! 322 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:18,923 I said Mr. Tremble. 323 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:20,341 Well? 324 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:22,552 Pardon me. 325 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:26,514 Alexander the Great, embalmed in honey, so they say. 326 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:32,520 Egyptians used to hollow 'em out and pour 'em full of resin. 327 00:29:32,730 --> 00:29:34,480 Will you shut the old goat up? 328 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,773 Don't you dare refer to my father... 329 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:37,608 And you shut up, too. 330 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:40,778 Egyptians used to bend 'em in two... 331 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,322 and stick 'em in a vase of salt water. 332 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,491 Father. 333 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,243 And give 'em false eyes. 334 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:48,703 Father, please. 335 00:29:48,912 --> 00:29:51,122 - Medicine old man? - Don't you dare! 336 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,291 Yank their brains out with a hook. 337 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:55,460 - Father! - Huh? What? Huh? 338 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:56,961 Oh, there you are. 339 00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:58,713 You're eatin' much too much sugar. 340 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,006 You know that, don't you? 341 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,632 My medicine! 342 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,468 I'll have you arrested. 343 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:05,887 Mr. Gillie? 344 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,180 In the parlor. 345 00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:10,224 Excuse me. 346 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:11,726 Of course. 347 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:15,146 There you go, keeping my medicine away from me again. 348 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:16,355 I don't believe you care... 349 00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:19,817 whether your poor old father lives or dies. 350 00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:23,404 - Do you want me? - Yes, Mr. Gillie. 351 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:27,658 We are going out again tonight, Mr. Gillie. 352 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:30,953 - Tonight? - Yes, I said tonight. 353 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,039 - Tonight? - Don't try to argue with me. 354 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,625 - I said tonight! - Tonight? 355 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,460 What if the same thing happens... 356 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:38,920 that happened to us the other night? 357 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:40,838 Well, it's never happened before, has it? 358 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:43,508 But what if it does happen? 359 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:46,260 Are we going to go out another night and another night... 360 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:47,720 and look for another man and another... 361 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:50,723 We'll pick someone who isn't married, Mr. Gillie. 362 00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,601 And how are you going to do that? 363 00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:57,021 Wake up everybody before you do that horrible thing to him... 364 00:30:57,231 --> 00:30:59,190 and ask him whether he's married? 365 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,151 Or are you just going to kill off any old man... 366 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:03,402 that comes your way? 367 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,375 Mr. Trumbull, sir, Mr. Black wanted... 368 00:31:46,196 --> 00:31:47,905 "Dear sir... 369 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:50,491 "If total payment for the past year's rent... 370 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:52,785 "is not received by morning... 371 00:31:52,995 --> 00:31:57,123 "I shall instigate proceedings for eviction. 372 00:31:57,332 --> 00:32:02,920 "Signed John F. Black, Esquire." 373 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,840 Mr. Black. 374 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:09,176 Precisely, Mr. Gillie. 375 00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:13,055 To paraphrase the venerable adage... 376 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:19,854 we shall kill 2 birds with one pillow. 377 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,913 We just can't go on like this forever. 378 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,789 Oh, nonsense, Mr. Gillie. 379 00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,541 This is a sizable community... 380 00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:43,336 with more than an adequate supply of... 381 00:32:43,545 --> 00:32:44,712 of customers. 382 00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:45,922 Take Mr. Black, for instance. 383 00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:49,216 He's a widower and therefore no risk 384 00:32:49,426 --> 00:32:53,471 of a mercenary widow bolting with a plunder of inheritance. 385 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,183 And besides, with him, there's a double profit. 386 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,643 The only thing that bothers me... 387 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:00,728 is why I never thought of it before. 388 00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:03,981 There must be a little more honest way... 389 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:06,317 to conduct a funeral business. 390 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:10,154 I might expect that kind of talk from a criminal. 391 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,076 Stop. 392 00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:17,203 Whoa! Whoa! 393 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,899 Having a little trouble, Mr. Gillie? 394 00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:50,403 This dirty lock was never made for picking. 395 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:54,240 Then why don't you take an ax and chop it open? 396 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:58,828 Nobody, but nobody, tells Gillie what to do with locks. 397 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:01,372 No, I take it back. 398 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:03,916 What you need is a keg of gunpowder. 399 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,336 Hey, I have an idea. 400 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,714 Maybe there's a bolt on the inside. 401 00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:12,299 There's a bolt on the inside of your head, Mr. Gillie, 402 00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:13,467 and it's loose. 403 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:15,636 But that has nothing to do with doors. 404 00:34:15,846 --> 00:34:17,054 Then what about the front door? 405 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:18,889 Certainly that has a bolt, too. 406 00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,933 Then try the windows. 407 00:34:22,436 --> 00:34:24,520 All these windows? 408 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,522 That is not my specialty. 409 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:29,108 It's an order, Mr. Gillie. 410 00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:33,779 All right. I'll try. 411 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:47,460 Well? 412 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,837 It's impossible to get inside. 413 00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:51,338 Even the windows? 414 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:53,507 Every one of them has a bolt. 415 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:57,803 Why, of all the distrustful... 416 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:02,224 Well, I will not be denied. 417 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,559 Mr. Tremble... 418 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:04,727 Trumbull. 419 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:08,022 Mr. Tremble, I know, but what are you going to do? 420 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,273 Fly down the chimney? 421 00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:12,318 None of your sauce, Mr. Gillie. 422 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,570 Thinks he can keep me out, does he? 423 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:22,912 You're positive about the front door? 424 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,080 Positive. 425 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,415 And the windows are all bolted? 426 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:28,834 Bolted. 427 00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:34,131 You refer, of course, to the downstairs windows? 428 00:35:35,592 --> 00:35:36,717 What? 429 00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:45,935 What do you mean by "downstairs windows?" 430 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,147 Are you thinking of... 431 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,442 I think you are thinking of... 432 00:35:56,029 --> 00:35:57,363 - No. - Yes. 433 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:58,531 No, no. 434 00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,991 Ascend, Mr. Gillie. 435 00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:10,251 Well, don't caress it, Mr. Gillie. Climb it. 436 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:23,055 We're not doing very well, are we, Mr. Gillie? 437 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,891 I told you I was not very good in climbing. 438 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,351 You're not very good at anything... 439 00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:29,061 are you, Mr. Gillie, unless it's bungling. 440 00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:30,271 Get up! 441 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,689 It's not my fault... 442 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,858 that all the doors and windows are closed. 443 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:36,235 Shut up! 444 00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,362 Here. 445 00:36:38,572 --> 00:36:40,573 Thank you, Mr. Tremble, thank you. 446 00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:43,200 What did you step in? 447 00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:48,998 Well, clean your boots off, for pity's sake. 448 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,375 I tried. 449 00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:53,210 Couldn't you get somebody else? 450 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,880 No, I have my heart set on Black. 451 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:57,590 Now, come. Let's try again. 452 00:36:57,799 --> 00:37:01,468 All right, I'll try, but I can't promise. 453 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:03,470 Now grab the roof. 454 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,140 What do you think I'm... I'm trying to do? 455 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:08,601 Well, do it before you break my back. 456 00:37:08,810 --> 00:37:09,852 Here I go. 457 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:15,232 Well, go then! 458 00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:26,118 Planning to spend the night up there, are you? 459 00:37:26,328 --> 00:37:28,204 Definitely not. 460 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,427 I don't think this is a good idea. 461 00:37:43,637 --> 00:37:44,762 Go on! 462 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,722 Go on, get on up there. 463 00:37:52,646 --> 00:37:55,397 Why did I ever escape from prison? 464 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,483 It was so peaceful there. 465 00:37:57,692 --> 00:38:01,612 You're gonna open that door for me if it takes you all night. 466 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:14,625 "Turn, hell-hound, turn! 467 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,169 "Of all men else I have avoided thee: 468 00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:18,671 "but get thee back; 469 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,258 "my soul is too much charged with blood of thine already. 470 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:25,261 "I have no words: my voice is in my sword: 471 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,430 "thou bloodier villain than terms can give thee out! 472 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,224 "Thou losest labor: 473 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:32,268 "as easy mayst thou the intrenchant air... 474 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:35,729 "that thy keen blade impress as make me bleed: 475 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:39,191 "let fall thy blade on vulnerable crests; 476 00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:40,901 "I bear a charmed life... 477 00:38:41,111 --> 00:38:43,696 "that must not yield, to one of woman born. 478 00:38:43,905 --> 00:38:45,823 "Despair thy charm; 479 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:47,700 "and let the angel whom thou still hast served... 480 00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:53,080 "tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb untimely ripp'd." 481 00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:57,710 "Accursed be that tongue that tells me so... 482 00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:00,421 "for it hath cow'd my better part of man! 483 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:03,424 "And be these juggling fiends no more believed... 484 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:06,302 "that palter with us in a double sense..." 485 00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:08,429 Come on, go to sleep. 486 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:10,306 "And break it to our hope. 487 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:13,183 "I'll not fight with thee. 488 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:15,894 "Then yield thee, coward, and live to be the show... 489 00:39:16,104 --> 00:39:17,313 "and gaze o' the time: 490 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,857 "we'll have thee as our rarer monsters are... 491 00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,693 "painted upon a pole and underwrit... 492 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:26,071 "'Here may you see the tyrant.' 493 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:27,573 "I will not yield... 494 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:30,534 "to kiss the ground before young Malcolm's feet... 495 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,995 "and to be baited with the rabble's curse." 496 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,872 Crazy as a bedbug. 497 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:36,999 "Though Birnam Wood be come to Dunsinane... 498 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,835 "and thou opposed, being of no woman born... 499 00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,795 "yet will I try the last. 500 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:44,882 "Before my body I throw my warlike shield. 501 00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:50,971 "Lay on, Macduff, and damn'd be he who first cries... 502 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,806 "'Hold, enough!"' 503 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:02,399 Have at you, sir! 504 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,290 Who are you? 505 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,000 Gillie is my name. 506 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,427 Help! Help! 507 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,557 Get up. Get up! 508 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:36,725 Where am I? 509 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,103 Outside of Mr. Black's house. 510 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:40,646 - Do you know what happened? - No. What? 511 00:40:40,855 --> 00:40:43,023 He recited a hymn or something. 512 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:46,360 Then he chased me with a big sword. 513 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:47,611 Ow. 514 00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:52,199 You rang, sir... 515 00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,326 Sir! 516 00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:57,413 Get up! We've got to make a run for it. 517 00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:01,959 You've bungled it again. 518 00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:03,127 It wasn't my fault. 519 00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:04,586 Oh, no, it's never your fault, is it? 520 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,213 It's always... 521 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:11,802 Is that Black's servant? 522 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,303 Where's he going? 523 00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:14,471 I know where he's going. 524 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,306 - Where? - To the police. 525 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:19,435 Well, follow him. Stop him! Go on. 526 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,979 A fine mess you've made of things again. 527 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,361 Servant, where are you going? 528 00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:31,155 To fetch the doctor, sir. 529 00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:34,158 My master's unconscious on his bed. 530 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:36,160 - He's dying. - Dying? 531 00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:37,453 Dying. 532 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,917 I wanted you to stop him. Why did you let him go? 533 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:48,088 Why? Because Mr. Black is dying. 534 00:41:48,298 --> 00:41:49,381 Oh. 535 00:41:51,593 --> 00:41:54,386 Oh, how sad. 536 00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:06,398 This man is dead. 537 00:42:06,608 --> 00:42:07,900 Are you positive, Doctor? 538 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,067 I beg your pardon. 539 00:42:09,277 --> 00:42:11,361 No offense intended, sir. 540 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,322 It's simply that Mr. Black has been... 541 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,908 subject to catalepsy for several years now. 542 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,951 - Oh. - Oh, yes. 543 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,162 Several times he's presumed to have died... 544 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,372 only to revive some hours later. 545 00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:25,584 I see. Well, I'm quite surely positive he's dead. 546 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,836 But if you wish, I'll apply a few more tests. 547 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:31,173 Oh, if you would, sir, if only to be absolutely certain. 548 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,508 All right. 549 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:38,222 He left the window open. 550 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:53,737 I'm sorry, but your master is quite dead. 551 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,629 Up, down. 552 00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:13,507 Up and down all night long. 553 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:16,051 Up and down and up... 554 00:43:26,813 --> 00:43:32,776 He has departed the earth, tenderhearted his soul... 555 00:43:32,986 --> 00:43:39,408 no longer by grief invaded, and music lingers from... 556 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:41,952 Yes? 557 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:43,495 Good evening. 558 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:47,541 Mr. Black and I have an appointment. 559 00:44:24,454 --> 00:44:25,704 Pick up your end, Mr. Gillie. 560 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,039 You're dragging. 561 00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:31,460 My end must be heavier than... than your end. 562 00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:35,631 You're going too fast, Mr. Tremble. 563 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,473 Butterfingers. 564 00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:48,852 He's... he's pretty heavy for such a skinny bird. 565 00:44:49,062 --> 00:44:52,564 He probably has all his gold sewed up inside of him. 566 00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:56,568 All right... 1, 2, 3... 567 00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:00,030 There. 568 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:10,499 Well, how nice to see you here, Mr. Black. 569 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,668 We are not going to embalm him tonight. 570 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,711 We haven't embalmed anybody in 6 years. 571 00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:16,463 Why should we start now? 572 00:45:16,673 --> 00:45:18,799 - I just thought... - Well, don't! 573 00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:20,467 You don't do it very well. 574 00:45:20,677 --> 00:45:22,511 Me for bed. 575 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,639 And me for getting the horses to bed. 576 00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:31,937 Honestly, if it... 577 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:35,982 if it weren't for poor Amaryllis... 578 00:45:36,192 --> 00:45:38,068 I don't think... 579 00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,039 Did you speak? 580 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:54,334 Now what in the name of heaven is wrong with you? 581 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:02,634 Well, what about him? 582 00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:06,513 I don't... I don't think... 583 00:46:06,723 --> 00:46:09,433 he's quite dead enough yet to bury. 584 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:11,768 You don't think he's quite dead enough yet to... 585 00:46:18,568 --> 00:46:21,278 What... place is this? 586 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:27,951 You. 587 00:46:28,161 --> 00:46:30,203 Not me! 588 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,205 Mr. Trumbull... 589 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:33,540 This man... 590 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:36,501 W-what am I doing here? 591 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,588 You're here because you're dead, Mr. Black. 592 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:40,881 The hell I am! 593 00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:43,383 Oh, yes, you are. 594 00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:45,552 Everybody else knows you're dead, Mr. Black... 595 00:46:45,762 --> 00:46:46,928 except apparently you. 596 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:49,931 What jiggery-pokery is this? 597 00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,309 Not jiggery-pokery, Mr. Black. 598 00:46:52,518 --> 00:46:55,103 Hinchley and Trumbull Funeral Parlor. 599 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:57,647 You wouldn't dare. 600 00:46:57,857 --> 00:47:00,317 Have we a choice, Mr. Black? 601 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:31,807 Dead, huh? 602 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:34,309 That's what the doctor said. 603 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,228 Well, he's dead now. 604 00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,524 Let's put him in the casket. 605 00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:43,527 I don't even want to see him anymore. 606 00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:45,904 You're not going to bury him in it, are you? 607 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:49,533 In our one good casket? Are you out of your mind? 608 00:47:49,742 --> 00:47:50,784 Here we go. 609 00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:56,665 Well. 610 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,627 Me for bed. 611 00:48:00,837 --> 00:48:02,087 Me, too. 612 00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:05,257 What, by... 613 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:08,134 Oh, no. 614 00:48:08,344 --> 00:48:11,346 What place is this? 615 00:48:11,556 --> 00:48:12,806 Shut the lid! 616 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,393 What are you trying to do? 617 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,311 Break my hand? 618 00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:20,564 Come on, come on. 619 00:48:20,773 --> 00:48:23,900 Be a nice boy and stay in there where you belong. 620 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:25,402 No! No! No! 621 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,285 What's the matter with that idiot? 622 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,203 Doesn't he know when to quit? 623 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:36,580 Let me out of here! 624 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:39,583 We most certainly will not let you out of here, sir. 625 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:41,793 Confound you, sir! 626 00:48:42,003 --> 00:48:43,837 Confound you, too, sir! 627 00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:46,298 Will you kindly have the goodness to die? 628 00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:47,632 Never! 629 00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:48,884 Help! 630 00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:55,932 Let me out! 631 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:00,228 For a man in his condition... 632 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,564 he certainly has a lot of energy. 633 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:04,524 The stubborn crackpot. 634 00:49:04,734 --> 00:49:06,776 I could have sworn he was dead. 635 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,570 It's about time. 636 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,281 I've never had such an uncooperative customer... 637 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,699 in my whole life. 638 00:49:24,337 --> 00:49:28,882 I regard your actions as inimical to good fellowship. 639 00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:31,927 - Oh, no, you don't! - Oh, yes. 640 00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:34,054 - Leave me alone. - Oh, yes, we do. 641 00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:39,684 He bit me! The son of a bit me! 642 00:49:39,894 --> 00:49:41,853 - Let me out of here! - Hand me that mallet. 643 00:49:42,063 --> 00:49:43,271 Let me... out of... 644 00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:51,404 Get me a gag and some chain. 645 00:50:00,289 --> 00:50:02,582 - Mr. Tremble. - Trumbull. 646 00:50:02,792 --> 00:50:05,043 I said Tremble. Everybody's here. 647 00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:07,712 All right. Tell them we'll be ready in a minute. 648 00:50:10,091 --> 00:50:11,091 Is he dead? 649 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,884 Yes. Now, get out of here. 650 00:50:13,094 --> 00:50:15,679 Ungrateful employer. 651 00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:40,745 He is not dead but sleepeth 652 00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:46,251 He is not dead at all 653 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:52,173 His eyes will open and he will see 654 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:58,638 The beauties of eternity 655 00:50:58,848 --> 00:51:04,477 He is not dead but sleepeth 656 00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:10,900 He is not dead at all 657 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,153 I wish she would have picked another song. 658 00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:16,239 I wish her vocal cords would snap. 659 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:25,957 He is not dead but sleepeth 660 00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:31,463 He hath not left our side 661 00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:34,924 For constantly 662 00:51:35,134 --> 00:51:38,261 Could we but view 663 00:51:38,471 --> 00:51:45,518 He watches everything we do 664 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:52,192 He is not dead but sleepeth 665 00:51:52,401 --> 00:51:56,112 He is not dead 666 00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:59,199 At all 667 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,417 Huh? What? What? 668 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,969 You know, if Mr. Black wasn't dead already... 669 00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:21,346 that note would kill him. 670 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:29,270 My friends, we have gathered ourselves together... 671 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:32,232 within these bog-grieved walls... 672 00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:36,027 to pay homage to the departed soul of... 673 00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:37,570 what's-his-name... 674 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:42,075 whom the pious and unyielding fates have chosen to pluck... 675 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:44,994 from the very prime of his existence... 676 00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:49,666 and place in the bleak sarcophagus of all eternity. 677 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,627 That's pretty good. 678 00:52:54,296 --> 00:52:55,421 Very good, huh? 679 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,800 And so, my friends, we find ourselves... 680 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:02,762 gathered 'round the bier of Mrs... 681 00:53:02,972 --> 00:53:06,391 Mr. You-Know-Who. 682 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:11,855 This litter of sorrow, this can, this cromlech... 683 00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:16,901 this dread dokhma, this gut, this mastaba... 684 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:21,865 this sorrowing dope, this unhappy cumulus... 685 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:25,410 this... this... what is the word? 686 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:29,038 This... coffin. 687 00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:32,041 Never could think of that word. 688 00:53:32,251 --> 00:53:37,213 Requiescat in pace, Mister... Mister... 689 00:53:37,423 --> 00:53:39,132 The memory of your good deeds... 690 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:42,677 will not perish with your untimely sepulture. 691 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:47,348 In the hearts of those who love you, you will live on. 692 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:56,191 Of all the tricky, underhanded deceitfulness... 693 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,194 not to even tell us that this thing... 694 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:02,739 is going to be put into a crypt instead of into the ground. 695 00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:04,324 Now we're gonna have to buy another one... 696 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:06,659 for the... for the services. 697 00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:10,079 I'll be very glad to build a new one. 698 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:38,983 It's like parting from an old friend. 699 00:54:39,193 --> 00:54:40,860 Good-bye, old friend. 700 00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:43,988 Maybe someday we can exchange it. 701 00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:46,115 And do what with the body? 702 00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:48,243 Same as we always do, take it out of the box. 703 00:54:48,452 --> 00:54:49,619 But they'd see it. 704 00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:54,666 No, I'm afraid we're just gonna have to buy another casket... 705 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:58,670 and after having used this one for only 13 years. 706 00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:00,797 Only 13 years? 707 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:05,218 You know, I wonder what idiot... 708 00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:07,887 ever thought of putting bodies in a crypt... 709 00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:10,223 instead of in the ground where they belong. 710 00:55:10,432 --> 00:55:12,433 Yeah, and they fertilize plants, too. 711 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,728 What a terrible thing to say. Shut up. 712 00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:19,232 At least we have some money coming in. 713 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:20,775 Yes, we have. 714 00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:24,153 Did I say "we"? 715 00:55:24,363 --> 00:55:26,614 No, never. 716 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,117 A good day to thee, sir. 717 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,832 And a good day to thee, sir. 718 00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:40,378 Have thee a good sleep. 719 00:55:50,222 --> 00:55:53,516 What place is this? 720 00:56:41,940 --> 00:56:43,483 Ouch! 721 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:56,222 Oh, you're my angel. 722 00:57:59,435 --> 00:58:01,644 - You're my angel. - Well, ain't you classy. 723 00:58:01,854 --> 00:58:06,023 I must. I must, I must. 724 00:58:06,233 --> 00:58:07,525 Forbear, Felix. 725 00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:09,652 Forbear, forbear. 726 00:58:09,862 --> 00:58:11,195 I don't know what that word means... 727 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,239 but I can't take it any longer. 728 00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:15,825 I... I can't take it! 729 00:58:21,206 --> 00:58:24,041 I'm so sensitive. 730 00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:30,798 Mr. Trumbull? 731 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:36,596 Waldo? 732 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:43,186 Aren't you coming to bed... 733 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:44,645 husband? 734 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:47,190 Get outta here. 735 00:58:56,950 --> 00:58:58,743 Waldo, don't be like that. 736 00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:00,536 Get away from me! 737 00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:05,458 Am I so repulsive? 738 00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:09,545 That's the word, yes. 739 00:59:11,507 --> 00:59:15,259 Couldn't you find it in your heart to love me, Waldo? 740 00:59:16,762 --> 00:59:17,803 - Well? - Get up! 741 00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:19,430 You're sittin' on my money. 742 00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:23,184 Then you reject me? 743 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,939 As long as there's liquor in the house. 744 00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:29,732 Oh? 745 00:59:29,942 --> 00:59:31,234 Very well. 746 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:35,863 Then I shall not answer for the consequences then. 747 00:59:36,073 --> 00:59:37,198 Very well. 748 00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:40,618 "Then I shall not answer for the consequences then." 749 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,125 What... what... what... what? What is it? 750 00:59:48,335 --> 00:59:50,294 He's so cruel, so thoughtless. 751 00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:52,755 All he thinks about is his bottle. 752 00:59:52,965 --> 00:59:54,674 Never of me. 753 00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,552 Pardon me. 754 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:01,430 Better take him upstairs. 755 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:02,682 Him? 756 01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:03,933 Upst... 757 01:00:05,394 --> 01:00:07,311 Felix... 758 01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:10,565 Oh, Amaryllis! Oh, darling! 759 01:00:10,774 --> 01:00:12,858 Please, run away with me. 760 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:14,610 Be my wife. Be my love. 761 01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:17,280 I'll let you study opera. 762 01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:19,282 I'll let you study music, anything, anything. 763 01:00:19,491 --> 01:00:22,410 Oh, Felix. Oh, mon amour. 764 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,997 Everything is going to be so magnifique. 765 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:49,437 Rain, rain, goeth thee away 766 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,897 Come thee again some other day 767 01:00:58,280 --> 01:01:01,032 What manner of cry be that? 768 01:01:02,326 --> 01:01:06,454 Do... do... do thee not choose to sleep, sir? 769 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:10,207 Well, if thee insist... 770 01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:12,877 perhaps thee have a reason not to sleep, sir. 771 01:01:13,086 --> 01:01:14,629 I'll ask thee. 772 01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:26,807 Have thee patience, have thee patience. 773 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,225 I'm comin'. 774 01:01:29,770 --> 01:01:32,021 It's not customary that I waken in the middle of the night. 775 01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:34,357 For that, be grateful. 776 01:01:34,566 --> 01:01:40,988 "Is this a dagger that I see before me? 777 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:45,868 "The handle toward my hand? 778 01:01:46,078 --> 01:01:50,581 "Come, let me clutch thee." 779 01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:54,543 Now, we... we must have a little talk, sir. 780 01:01:54,753 --> 01:01:57,672 For thee too must sleep, like all the others. 781 01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,256 Out! 782 01:02:00,801 --> 01:02:08,849 "Therefore Macbeth shall sleep no more. 783 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:11,477 "I have done the deed. 784 01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:13,562 "Didst thou not hear a noise?" 785 01:02:17,776 --> 01:02:21,112 "The time has been that when the brains were out... 786 01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:23,698 "a man would die and there's an end. 787 01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:24,949 "But now..." 788 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:47,888 Felix, you've stolen my heart 789 01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:51,517 Felix, we'll never part 790 01:02:51,727 --> 01:02:54,603 Felix, Felix 791 01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:09,160 Dites moi, dites moi 792 01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:15,124 Dites moi, mon amour 793 01:03:21,423 --> 01:03:23,674 Just like a nightingale. 794 01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:29,889 "And therefore, Mr. Tremble..." 795 01:03:31,933 --> 01:03:36,103 "Amaryllis and I have fled into the night... 796 01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:40,149 "driven onward by the madness... 797 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:44,570 "of our all-consuming passion. 798 01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:45,821 "Felix." 799 01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,326 Come in. 800 01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:43,796 I said come in! 801 01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:07,736 That's not the front door. 802 01:05:11,992 --> 01:05:14,493 All right, all right, I'm coming! 803 01:05:14,703 --> 01:05:16,579 Don't be so impatient! 804 01:05:47,986 --> 01:05:49,320 Someone there? 805 01:06:06,463 --> 01:06:09,173 Anyone here? Come on out! 806 01:06:16,181 --> 01:06:18,265 What are you grinning about? 807 01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:30,486 You old goat. 808 01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:51,465 Now, I'm sure that that door was closed. 809 01:07:32,924 --> 01:07:37,136 Something's been opening doors around here. 810 01:07:37,345 --> 01:07:38,846 But what? 811 01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,813 Nice Cleopatra. 812 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:21,055 Dites moi... 813 01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:27,352 C'est vous, Monsieur Gillie? 814 01:08:31,274 --> 01:08:32,941 "Blood will have blood, they say." 815 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:49,124 Get up. 816 01:08:58,927 --> 01:09:00,552 "The devil damn thee black... 817 01:09:00,762 --> 01:09:03,388 "thou cream-faced loon! 818 01:09:03,598 --> 01:09:08,268 "Thy bones are marrowless, and thy blood is cold!" 819 01:09:08,478 --> 01:09:09,978 Wait for me. Wait for me! 820 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:11,438 "Sleep no more!" 821 01:09:12,524 --> 01:09:14,608 "Macbeth doth murder sleep!" 822 01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:24,493 I thought he was dead. 823 01:09:24,702 --> 01:09:26,161 He'll never die. 824 01:09:31,251 --> 01:09:32,417 Oh, good work. 825 01:09:32,627 --> 01:09:34,711 It's a little better in the dark. 826 01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:36,255 What is, decapitation? 827 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:44,429 "Painted upon a pole!" 828 01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,225 "And underwrit!" 829 01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:55,149 Would you let go of me? 830 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:56,525 Let go of me! 831 01:09:57,485 --> 01:09:58,610 Let go of me. 832 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:02,239 Go and find your own hiding place. Go on. 833 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:03,574 "Lay on, Macduff! 834 01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:07,327 "And damn'd be he who first cries, 'Hold, enough! ' 835 01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:10,539 "Time, thou anticipatest my dread exploits!" 836 01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:13,917 "The flighty purpose never is o'ertook... 837 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:16,003 "unless the deed go with it!" 838 01:10:26,097 --> 01:10:28,849 Thank heavens he's gone. 839 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:40,068 You! 840 01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:30,410 "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow... 841 01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:36,124 "creeps in this petty pace from day to day... 842 01:11:36,334 --> 01:11:42,756 "to the last syllable of recorded time." 843 01:11:45,969 --> 01:11:50,555 "And all our yesterdays..." 844 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:55,602 "Have lighted fools... 845 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,605 "the way to dusty death. 846 01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,440 "Out... 847 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:03,986 "out, brief candle." 848 01:12:14,706 --> 01:12:18,542 "Life's but a walking shadow..." 849 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,879 "A poor player... 850 01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:28,260 "that struts and frets his hour upon the stage... 851 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:31,388 "and then is heard no more." 852 01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:35,100 That I'll believe when I see it. 853 01:12:35,310 --> 01:12:41,273 "It is a tale... told... by an idiot." 854 01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:58,373 "Full of sound and fury..." 855 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:05,922 "Signifying... nothing." 856 01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:17,642 Well, if it was anyone else... 857 01:13:17,852 --> 01:13:19,519 I'd think he was dead, but I... 858 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:20,896 Oh, Felix! 859 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:24,524 - Oh, mon coeur. - What?! 860 01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:25,942 - Oh, you've killed him. - Me? 861 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,695 You've taken the one really beautiful thing... 862 01:13:31,991 --> 01:13:34,076 And you've killed this poor man. 863 01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:36,828 Poor man? He tried to chop your head off. 864 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:38,288 Monster! 865 01:13:38,498 --> 01:13:40,415 - Go to bed. - Go to bed? 866 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:41,666 I'll tell you where I'm going. 867 01:13:41,876 --> 01:13:42,918 I'm going to the authorities. 868 01:13:43,127 --> 01:13:44,127 I'll see you hang for this! 869 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:47,005 - Amaryllis, go to bed! - Never! 870 01:13:47,215 --> 01:13:49,841 - Go to bed, Amaryllis. - You wouldn't dare! 871 01:13:50,051 --> 01:13:52,427 Oh, no, of course not. 872 01:14:12,740 --> 01:14:14,825 Well... 873 01:14:15,034 --> 01:14:16,076 who's next? 874 01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:24,543 Amaryllis? 875 01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:27,796 Amaryllis? 876 01:14:29,549 --> 01:14:30,882 You. You... 877 01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,301 You killed her. 878 01:14:33,511 --> 01:14:35,262 My rose and... 879 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:38,682 and she sang like a nightingale. 880 01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:41,685 And I stilled the voice of the nightingale. 881 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:46,398 You... you dirty man! 882 01:14:46,607 --> 01:14:47,691 With my... 883 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,693 with my bare hands, I'll kill you! I'll... 884 01:14:49,902 --> 01:14:51,653 I've had enough for one night. Go away! 885 01:14:59,579 --> 01:15:01,496 Oh, put that down. 886 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:03,373 "An eye for an eye," Mr. Tremble. 887 01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:05,792 - Trumbull. - I said Tremble! 888 01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:07,711 "And a tooth for a tooth!" 889 01:15:32,069 --> 01:15:34,946 Give no quarter! Take no prisoner! 890 01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:36,698 Forward! 891 01:15:39,327 --> 01:15:40,452 March! 892 01:15:56,344 --> 01:15:57,928 Amaryllis! 893 01:16:07,313 --> 01:16:09,856 Ouch! That hurt. 894 01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:19,157 Oh, what a night. 895 01:16:25,706 --> 01:16:26,831 May I? 896 01:16:34,799 --> 01:16:36,383 Mr. Trumbull? 897 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,385 Oh, Mr. Trumbull, 898 01:16:38,594 --> 01:16:42,180 Mr. Black was seen walking through the streets! 899 01:16:53,859 --> 01:16:57,737 Police! Police! Police! 900 01:16:57,947 --> 01:17:00,407 Oh, to hell with it. 901 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:02,158 Police! 902 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:10,292 Well, if you can't lick 'em, join 'em. 903 01:17:22,847 --> 01:17:24,556 What a blow. 904 01:17:27,852 --> 01:17:31,396 Amaryllis, I... 905 01:17:31,606 --> 01:17:33,315 I thought you were dead. 906 01:17:33,524 --> 01:17:34,983 And I thought you were dead. 907 01:17:37,653 --> 01:17:38,820 Isn't that funny? 908 01:17:39,030 --> 01:17:41,865 I... I thought you were dead, and you thought I... 909 01:17:45,411 --> 01:17:48,413 You will sing for me... 910 01:17:48,623 --> 01:17:49,873 often. 911 01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:06,848 Anybody there? 912 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,352 Speak up. 913 01:18:20,655 --> 01:18:23,865 Everything seems to be in order. 914 01:18:24,075 --> 01:18:27,160 Bedtime. What? What's that? 915 01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:32,791 Trumbull? 916 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,251 What are you doing on the floor? 917 01:18:35,461 --> 01:18:36,878 Drunk again? 918 01:18:38,839 --> 01:18:40,632 Not feeling well. 919 01:18:40,841 --> 01:18:44,594 What you need is a good dose of your own medicine. 920 01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:47,972 Keep it in your waistcoat, don't you? 921 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:51,935 There we go. 922 01:18:55,022 --> 01:18:56,731 There. 923 01:18:56,941 --> 01:18:59,567 That ought to take care of you nicely. 924 01:19:03,072 --> 01:19:04,948 Not here to stop me. 925 01:19:09,328 --> 01:19:10,662 Empty. 926 01:19:11,831 --> 01:19:14,791 Whoa, you're feeling better already, huh? 927 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,584 Oh, no good reaching for it. 928 01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,128 It's all gone. 929 01:19:18,337 --> 01:19:20,839 You took every last drop of it... 930 01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:24,050 and me an old man that needs it more than you do. 931 01:19:26,178 --> 01:19:28,012 That's the way it goes, though. 932 01:19:28,222 --> 01:19:30,306 Let the old man go without. 933 01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:31,641 Stick him in the battle. 934 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,646 Might as well go up to bed. 935 01:19:36,856 --> 01:19:39,566 Nothing going on, as usual. 936 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:40,734 Nothing ever happens here. 937 01:19:40,943 --> 01:19:42,360 Every day, the same old thing. 938 01:19:42,570 --> 01:19:45,113 No change, no variety. 939 01:19:45,322 --> 01:19:47,615 When I was young... 940 01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:49,659 we knew how to live. 941 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:53,371 See you in the mornin'. 942 01:20:20,191 --> 01:20:23,777 What place is this? 943 01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:31,993 Is there no morality left in this world? 944 01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:41,753 Huh? What? What?! 945 01:20:43,798 --> 01:20:44,964 Husband? 946 01:20:59,563 --> 01:21:02,482 "Out brief candle." 64596

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