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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:04,348 OK, listen up, cos you're not going to believe this, 2 00:00:04,398 --> 00:00:07,825 but it's from the RAC, so it's gospel, right? 3 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:11,738 They're saying that this weekend, the big August bank holiday, 4 00:00:11,788 --> 00:00:14,741 52% of you are on the move. 5 00:00:14,791 --> 00:00:17,240 And, hey, that's not all. Guess what I've just heard? 6 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:20,786 I've heard the wettest August on record is running out of rain 7 00:00:20,836 --> 00:00:22,846 and sunshine's on the way. 8 00:00:22,896 --> 00:00:25,599 The temperature's rising, so turn up the volume, 9 00:00:25,649 --> 00:00:29,121 and let's all chill out to this... 10 00:00:29,171 --> 00:00:30,165 Shut up! 11 00:00:30,215 --> 00:00:33,557 Oh, no, I like this one. Come on. I can't bear it any more. 12 00:00:33,607 --> 00:00:36,655 How are we supposed to chill when I'm melting? 13 00:00:36,705 --> 00:00:38,286 It's like being braised in an oven. 14 00:00:38,336 --> 00:00:40,591 OK, bend over. 15 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:43,387 What? Come on. 16 00:00:43,437 --> 00:00:45,686 Do as you're told. Bend over. Bend over. 17 00:00:45,736 --> 00:00:48,400 Put your head down. That's it. 18 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:50,260 No, not to do that. 19 00:00:51,563 --> 00:00:53,375 Stay. Keep your head down. What are you doing? 20 00:00:53,425 --> 00:00:56,604 You're gonna love me for this. You're gonna love me forever. 21 00:00:56,654 --> 00:00:58,344 What are you doing? 22 00:00:58,496 --> 00:01:00,533 It's OK. OK, are you ready? 23 00:01:00,583 --> 00:01:04,443 What are you doing? Are you ready? Yeah! Oh! 24 00:01:04,836 --> 00:01:05,736 See? 25 00:01:08,103 --> 00:01:09,933 That is like melting. 26 00:01:10,317 --> 00:01:13,119 Come on, it must help a bit, no? 27 00:01:13,169 --> 00:01:14,286 Oh! 28 00:01:14,597 --> 00:01:15,904 Rufus! 29 00:01:15,954 --> 00:01:20,234 Are you licking my face? Come on, lick it, Rufus. 30 00:01:20,575 --> 00:01:24,050 Look, just thinking about diving in that pool. 31 00:01:24,100 --> 00:01:26,559 Good lad. Yeah, if they've got one. 32 00:01:26,609 --> 00:01:28,261 Course they'll have one, it's Ollie and Daisy. 33 00:01:28,311 --> 00:01:31,959 They'll have an infinity pool, or something. 34 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,296 Yeah, true. 35 00:01:35,981 --> 00:01:38,021 Always something special. 36 00:01:44,954 --> 00:01:47,764 Go on! Go on, Ian! Push him in! 37 00:01:48,737 --> 00:01:51,016 Come on, Ollie! 38 00:01:52,723 --> 00:01:54,018 Yeah! 39 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:02,348 subtitles by hannibal/thebox thorough sync by gulasz 40 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:09,293 The Last Weekend Episode 1 41 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:16,549 Based on the novel by Blake Morrison 42 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,192 What are you doing, Ian? There's no hard shoulder. 43 00:02:24,242 --> 00:02:28,172 - I just wanna stretch my legs. - It's dangerous. 44 00:02:30,474 --> 00:02:31,474 Whoa! 45 00:02:32,292 --> 00:02:34,262 Still no hard shoulder. 46 00:02:34,334 --> 00:02:35,366 Wow! 47 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:38,676 Ever do stupid things twice? 48 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:44,507 OK. So this is where we broke down on our way to Ollie's and Daisy's three months ago. 49 00:02:44,557 --> 00:02:46,947 I remember these pine trees. 50 00:02:47,464 --> 00:02:49,660 Yeah, they rented this country house in Suffolk, 51 00:02:49,710 --> 00:02:54,308 and invited us down for the August bank holiday weekend. 52 00:02:54,358 --> 00:02:57,748 Ollie and Daisy, they're my oldest friends. We met at college. 53 00:02:57,798 --> 00:03:00,479 Well, Ollie's my oldest friend because we were house mates, 54 00:03:00,529 --> 00:03:03,689 but Daisy came along soon afterwards. 55 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:06,726 Does anyone else have a problem with long-term friends, or just me? 56 00:03:06,776 --> 00:03:09,191 I mean, I love them, you know, I do, 57 00:03:09,241 --> 00:03:12,635 but, well, they never want anything to change. 58 00:03:12,685 --> 00:03:14,974 I'm talking pecking order. Status. 59 00:03:15,558 --> 00:03:17,308 Does this ring any bells? 60 00:03:17,617 --> 00:03:22,000 Basically, you've gotta be the same person that you were 20 years ago 61 00:03:22,050 --> 00:03:24,706 which is fine, most of the time 62 00:03:24,756 --> 00:03:28,526 but, erm, Ollie's very competitive. 63 00:03:29,371 --> 00:03:30,711 As you'll see. 64 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,045 Now, that's a shot. 65 00:03:34,095 --> 00:03:37,806 And when things gets as serious as they got... 66 00:03:37,856 --> 00:03:41,684 ..and you're someone like me who feels guilty about everything, 67 00:03:41,734 --> 00:03:43,715 then, I think, along with everyone else who was there, 68 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:48,093 you have to ask yourself whether you played a part. 69 00:03:48,143 --> 00:03:53,950 This is me retracing my steps and I'm specifically here because... 70 00:03:54,621 --> 00:03:59,260 ..and this is very important, cos everything feeds everything else. 71 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,220 And sitting waiting for the breakdown truck, 72 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:04,821 I distinctly remember going over a phone call I had from Ollie. 73 00:04:04,871 --> 00:04:07,118 No, not the first one. 74 00:04:07,168 --> 00:04:08,928 Not the one inviting us. 75 00:04:08,978 --> 00:04:11,795 The second one. The one where he called me at work. 76 00:04:11,845 --> 00:04:15,730 The one where he thought he'd be leaving a message. 77 00:04:15,780 --> 00:04:16,278 Ollie. 78 00:04:16,328 --> 00:04:19,567 - Oh, er, Ian. - The answer's yes. 79 00:04:19,617 --> 00:04:22,451 We are free that weekend and we'd love to come. 80 00:04:22,501 --> 00:04:25,738 And Em says 'Thanks,' and 'Will we see Archie?' 81 00:04:25,788 --> 00:04:28,206 I said, 'Probably not, it is the Notting Hill Carnival.' 82 00:04:28,256 --> 00:04:30,192 Yeah, it's a tad awkward. 83 00:04:30,242 --> 00:04:33,866 Turns out Daisy's already asked someone for the bank holiday. 84 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:35,430 What do you mean? 85 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:39,634 Well, she's invited this... this Milo chappy, you know. 86 00:04:39,684 --> 00:04:42,591 What do you mean, Milo? Milo who? Who is he? 87 00:04:42,641 --> 00:04:45,051 I don't know his second name. He's one of her designer clients. 88 00:04:45,101 --> 00:04:49,476 We were wondering if you guys could come the previous weekend? 89 00:04:49,526 --> 00:04:51,874 No, we're fully booked for all of August. 90 00:04:51,924 --> 00:04:53,975 - Oh, well, in that case - - I mean, I can ask Em this evening. 91 00:04:54,025 --> 00:04:57,126 - I can't call her now, she's in a meeting. - No, no, no. Ian. 92 00:04:57,176 --> 00:04:59,587 Ian, no, listen. Don't ask Em anything. 93 00:04:59,637 --> 00:05:01,966 Let's leave it, leave things as they are. 94 00:05:02,016 --> 00:05:03,840 It's been two years, for Christ's sake. 95 00:05:03,890 --> 00:05:07,086 You and I have unfinished business. It's been three years. 96 00:05:07,136 --> 00:05:10,523 - Got to run. - Bring your weapons. Come on Friday, early as you can. 97 00:05:10,573 --> 00:05:13,593 Let's make the most of it. 98 00:05:16,188 --> 00:05:18,578 I shall get you, you idiot! 99 00:05:19,570 --> 00:05:21,376 Oi! Campbell! 100 00:05:22,507 --> 00:05:24,209 Pack it in! 101 00:05:24,496 --> 00:05:27,043 That's what you get the next time you mess around with me. 102 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:29,833 Oi! Campbell, get away from him! 103 00:05:32,295 --> 00:05:34,406 Get up. Get up. Are you all right? 104 00:05:34,456 --> 00:05:37,126 Look what you've done. Me? I ain't done nothing. 105 00:05:37,176 --> 00:05:40,126 Campbell, I just saw you kick him. 106 00:05:40,570 --> 00:05:42,728 Right, come on. We're off to see Mrs Baines. Come on. 107 00:05:42,778 --> 00:05:44,094 No. 108 00:05:47,207 --> 00:05:52,091 - Campbell - I ain't going nowhere with you. You can't make me. 109 00:05:52,141 --> 00:05:54,811 Everything's connected, you see? 110 00:05:55,216 --> 00:05:56,511 Everything. 111 00:05:57,068 --> 00:06:02,678 And, no matter how guilty I feel, I just have to remind myself... 112 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:05,860 ..it's not like I'm a murderer. 113 00:06:06,473 --> 00:06:08,526 Are you crazy? 114 00:06:08,576 --> 00:06:12,086 It says 'No hard shoulder. Stay in car.' 115 00:06:12,358 --> 00:06:14,726 I know, it's just... 116 00:06:15,427 --> 00:06:18,167 Are you worried about next week? 117 00:06:19,256 --> 00:06:21,246 Oh, no. 118 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,206 I wasn't, thank you. Sorry. 119 00:06:24,256 --> 00:06:26,246 No. No. 120 00:06:26,916 --> 00:06:29,040 No, that's wiped from the mind till Tuesday. 121 00:06:29,090 --> 00:06:30,619 OK. 122 00:06:31,382 --> 00:06:35,999 I was thinking...I wonder if they're gonna give us uniforms. 123 00:06:36,049 --> 00:06:37,772 You know, butler and housemaid. 124 00:06:37,822 --> 00:06:42,731 Oh, hey, listen, I am not being waitress again for the weekend. 125 00:06:42,781 --> 00:06:44,533 I'm only joking. No, I'm serious. 126 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:47,903 If we turn up and they've got friends there, we make our excuses 127 00:06:47,953 --> 00:06:49,750 and we hotfoot it out of there. 128 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,747 We're the only ones going, I know we are. 129 00:06:52,797 --> 00:06:56,307 We'd better be. We are, I know we are. 130 00:06:57,637 --> 00:07:01,170 A bit of animosity there towards Ollie and Daisy, wasn't there, eh? 131 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:05,439 No. Yeah, there was. Well, I'm sure you'll have a lovely weekend. 132 00:07:05,489 --> 00:07:07,115 We both will. 133 00:07:07,165 --> 00:07:13,296 Ian, I am here for one thing and one thing only. 134 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:17,566 Oh. Oh. 135 00:07:18,328 --> 00:07:19,726 Well, you won't be disappointed. 136 00:07:19,776 --> 00:07:21,816 No? No. 137 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,616 In fact, while we're waiting... 138 00:07:27,565 --> 00:07:29,815 ..what are we waiting for? 139 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:33,513 Come on, you said we've got to do it as often as possible. 140 00:07:33,563 --> 00:07:35,606 She got pregnant in a lay-by (?) 141 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,656 People might see. Doesn't mater. 142 00:07:43,527 --> 00:07:44,527 What? 143 00:07:46,615 --> 00:07:48,046 Oh! 144 00:08:05,135 --> 00:08:08,942 A couple of things before we arrive I think you should know, 145 00:08:08,992 --> 00:08:10,752 and Em knows this... 146 00:08:11,576 --> 00:08:15,776 ..but...I went out with Daisy before Ollie did. 147 00:08:17,166 --> 00:08:18,560 Have you ever been in that situation 148 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:23,553 where you're socialising with someone you've been intimate with? 149 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:27,295 Well, it's interesting, because that intimacy is always there, 150 00:08:27,345 --> 00:08:28,753 like a secret. 151 00:08:29,485 --> 00:08:32,126 Talking of which, Daisy called the night before we left, 152 00:08:32,176 --> 00:08:36,800 to let me know that she had something to tell me that weekend. 153 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,100 There it is. There it is. 154 00:08:41,077 --> 00:08:42,856 OK. Exciting. 155 00:08:44,896 --> 00:08:47,726 I'm going for the long and winding road 156 00:08:47,776 --> 00:08:51,713 through a canopy of trees to a Georgian mansion. 157 00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:54,363 Dream on. I think this is it. 158 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,086 Oh, my... 159 00:09:03,716 --> 00:09:05,068 What a tip. 160 00:09:05,118 --> 00:09:07,166 Not what I expected. 161 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,757 Oh. At last! 162 00:09:09,807 --> 00:09:12,030 About time. Where have you been? 163 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:14,510 I thought you'd got lost or something. Sorry, we broke down. 164 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:18,490 Tried to call. No reception. One of the joys. 165 00:09:20,501 --> 00:09:21,786 It's good to see you again, Em. 166 00:09:21,836 --> 00:09:26,695 Here's the man. Ollie. I'm not shaking your hand. Come here. 167 00:09:26,745 --> 00:09:30,325 It's good to see you. And you, and you. 168 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,526 How are you? Grand, but hot. 169 00:09:34,143 --> 00:09:36,883 You look trim. Yeah? So do you. 170 00:09:37,104 --> 00:09:38,576 Come on, drinks. 171 00:09:43,752 --> 00:09:45,686 It's Arts and Crafts, you know, 1920ish. 172 00:09:45,736 --> 00:09:48,575 Name three people associated with the Arts and Crafts movement. 173 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,486 William Morris. Yeah. John Ruskin. Yeah. 174 00:09:51,536 --> 00:09:55,481 John Ruskin - Saying the same name twice doesn't count. Come on. 175 00:09:55,531 --> 00:09:57,646 Gonna have to hurry you. 176 00:09:58,430 --> 00:10:00,441 Could have had Voysey, could have Burne-Jones, 177 00:10:00,491 --> 00:10:02,779 should have had Crane, even Rossetti at a push. 178 00:10:02,829 --> 00:10:04,903 Yeah, but asking me questions you know the answers to 179 00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:07,323 and answering the questions isn't clever. 180 00:10:07,373 --> 00:10:09,766 Yeah, I know. Why do I enjoy it so much? I don't know. 181 00:10:09,816 --> 00:10:13,806 In here we have the dining room and then, through here... Oi, come here. 182 00:10:13,856 --> 00:10:15,926 ..is the study. 183 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:19,263 And then, in here, we have the kitchen. 184 00:10:19,313 --> 00:10:21,423 And then, through here... 185 00:10:24,869 --> 00:10:26,220 Come on! 186 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,652 ..the living room. 187 00:10:31,702 --> 00:10:35,203 You know, this hasn't changed for 35 years. 188 00:10:35,253 --> 00:10:37,212 What do you think? What? 189 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,886 What do you think? They think it's a nightmare. 190 00:10:39,936 --> 00:10:42,084 They think they've come all this way to stay in this. 191 00:10:42,134 --> 00:10:44,842 Oh, my God! Hello, Em. Hi. Are you all right? 192 00:10:44,892 --> 00:10:48,654 Lovely to see you again. Oh, here. This is for you. 193 00:10:48,704 --> 00:10:51,606 Oh, thank you. You didn't need to do that. It's all right. 194 00:10:51,656 --> 00:10:53,959 Oh, look, Ollie. Cava. Wow! 195 00:10:54,009 --> 00:10:55,192 Smashing. 196 00:10:55,671 --> 00:10:57,641 Hello, you. Hello, you. 197 00:10:59,282 --> 00:11:01,006 Nice to see you. 198 00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:03,752 Well, I like it. Actually, no, I don't like it, I love it. 199 00:11:03,802 --> 00:11:07,315 Ollie, later, get them a drink. They've been on the road for hours. 200 00:11:07,365 --> 00:11:11,002 Sorry, OK. I'll show you something that is good about the place, 201 00:11:11,052 --> 00:11:15,542 although you do have to leave the house to find it. 202 00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:17,686 Oh, wow! 203 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,356 Oh! 204 00:11:19,406 --> 00:11:21,023 Oh, this is lovely. 205 00:11:21,073 --> 00:11:22,181 Yeah. 206 00:11:22,618 --> 00:11:27,178 As long as the sun shines, this just about saves it. 207 00:11:28,314 --> 00:11:30,634 And there's more. Come on. 208 00:11:34,639 --> 00:11:37,493 When we first got here though we arrived late, 209 00:11:37,543 --> 00:11:41,019 it's tipping it down, we can't find the lights anywhere. Creepy! 210 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:44,330 Oh, yes! Your dog. What's its name? Rufus. 211 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,115 Hello, Rufus. What are you eating? 212 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:49,003 Yes, you are beautiful! Isn't he? Go play. 213 00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:51,133 Drinks are served in the sun trap. 214 00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:52,353 Yes, the sun trap. 215 00:11:52,403 --> 00:11:57,731 Here we have a sun trap with shade. 216 00:11:57,781 --> 00:11:59,646 Oh! 217 00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:01,951 I don't go anywhere else. I lie out here all day. 218 00:12:02,001 --> 00:12:04,153 Usually topless, the neighbours are having a field day. 219 00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:07,406 It's completely secluded. I hope you'll join me. 220 00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:09,926 Em, you are looking so well. Thanks. 221 00:12:09,976 --> 00:12:13,118 Why don't we set the lunch out? Good food and drink we can offer. 222 00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:14,463 Point of order, 223 00:12:14,513 --> 00:12:17,366 Ian and I have to get a move on if we're gonna get a game in. 224 00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:19,841 We'll just have sandwiches or - They've just got here. 225 00:12:19,891 --> 00:12:21,486 Have you brought your clubs? Yeah, sure. 226 00:12:21,536 --> 00:12:23,842 And there's no jeans, no cords, no shorts. 227 00:12:23,892 --> 00:12:26,941 Have you got some chinos? I didn't... Course he didn't. 228 00:12:26,991 --> 00:12:29,783 What? Ollie, forget it. We can just play nine. 229 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,468 You booked the restaurant for 7:30. 230 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,743 There's no dress code on the short course. 231 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:37,046 We'll be done by six. Yeah, sure, if no-one else minds. No. 232 00:12:37,096 --> 00:12:39,270 Well, at least let them get their bags in. 233 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,040 You could take the dog. On a golf course? 234 00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:43,686 Are you serious? 235 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,486 I mean... 236 00:13:01,536 --> 00:13:03,716 I mean - What, the house? 237 00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:05,997 Yeah, the house, 238 00:13:06,358 --> 00:13:09,126 but the way we have to do everything Ollie wants immediately. 239 00:13:09,176 --> 00:13:11,286 Oh, you didn't want to play golf? 240 00:13:11,336 --> 00:13:14,283 Yeah, I want to play golf, but not instantly. 241 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,928 Well, at least there are no other friends here. 242 00:13:15,978 --> 00:13:19,131 Not a surprise. Have you seen the place? 243 00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:22,341 Oh, great, everything's ironed, thank you (!) 244 00:13:22,391 --> 00:13:23,865 No, it's good to see him. 245 00:13:23,915 --> 00:13:26,497 Oh, no, it's really great to see him. 246 00:13:26,547 --> 00:13:27,047 What? 247 00:13:27,210 --> 00:13:31,140 I don't know. It just all sounds a bit gay. 248 00:13:32,581 --> 00:13:36,028 Yeah, topless or not topless? Yeah, not funny. Not. 249 00:13:36,078 --> 00:13:39,806 No, Daisy can carry it off, as I noticed you noticed. 250 00:13:39,856 --> 00:13:41,958 Well, she's wearing next to nothing. 251 00:13:42,008 --> 00:13:45,358 Yeah, which makes this look like a burka. 252 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,519 No, you look great in that. I love you in that. Yeah? 253 00:13:48,569 --> 00:13:52,057 Yeah, you know I do. Whoa! Don't leave me. 254 00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:53,937 Hang on, I'm coming. 255 00:13:54,976 --> 00:13:57,661 Oh, God, I don't like this place. 256 00:13:57,711 --> 00:14:00,594 It creaks, and don't say you haven't heard it. 257 00:14:00,644 --> 00:14:05,204 Do you mean it's haunted? Don't even say that word. 258 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,048 Well, it's gotta have something going for it. 259 00:14:08,098 --> 00:14:10,800 Before you go, can you bring me some water, please, with ice? 260 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,216 I'm busy. Ollie! 261 00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:16,454 All right. 262 00:14:24,016 --> 00:14:26,016 Ian, how are we doing? 263 00:14:27,776 --> 00:14:31,216 Yeah, I'm coming as I am. Is that OK? 264 00:14:32,098 --> 00:14:34,056 Ollie and Daisy are control freaks. 265 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:37,686 This, I assume, is coming across but, can I just say that 266 00:14:37,736 --> 00:14:44,402 returning to the place where bad things happen can be unsettling? 267 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:50,676 And what comes next triggered everything, I know it did. 268 00:14:50,726 --> 00:14:50,977 + 269 00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:56,293 OK, so I did not see what was coming next 270 00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,974 and if that's down to the way Ollie and I lock on to each other 271 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:02,515 when we're together, then I think you need to know how we met. 272 00:15:02,565 --> 00:15:05,547 Ollie and I were on the same course at college for two terms 273 00:15:05,597 --> 00:15:08,104 without saying a word to each other. 274 00:15:08,154 --> 00:15:10,179 I mean, I knew who he was. 275 00:15:10,229 --> 00:15:13,483 Ollie was good-looking, well-dressed, 276 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,523 very confident, sporty 277 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,170 and, let's face it, rich. 278 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:23,360 That vital ingredient, especially with the ladies. 279 00:15:23,552 --> 00:15:26,362 Whereas I was broke, hated sport. 280 00:15:27,522 --> 00:15:29,243 And, yeah, I was good-looking enough, 281 00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:31,732 but I was at college to learn. 282 00:15:31,782 --> 00:15:35,343 I was currently learning that I didn't wanna do law any more. 283 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:38,247 I filled whole notebooks with why it's a sham subject, 284 00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:39,593 which it is. 285 00:15:41,262 --> 00:15:42,878 So I was invisible to Ollie 286 00:15:42,928 --> 00:15:46,046 until, one day, a prop forward snaps his cruciate knee ligament for him, 287 00:15:46,096 --> 00:15:48,532 which is very painful, and then he sees me. 288 00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:51,306 What he sees, he doesn't like, but he can't get away. 289 00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:54,914 You know what they say, opposites attract, so... 290 00:15:54,964 --> 00:15:57,483 I know exactly why I'm going to be a lawyer. 291 00:15:57,533 --> 00:15:59,123 Good. Why? 292 00:15:59,173 --> 00:16:01,119 I'm telling you. I'm just hearing pompous - 293 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,763 I want to be lawyer because lawyers are the guardians of morality. 294 00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:07,523 What? It's their job to establish the truth. 295 00:16:07,573 --> 00:16:11,920 What? No. No, it's their job to represent their clients. 296 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,803 They're hired guns and the best lawyers, 297 00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:15,483 the most successful are the ones 298 00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:18,124 who get juries to find guilty men innocent. It's not that simple. 299 00:16:18,174 --> 00:16:21,094 It's simpler than that. Truth doesn't come into it. How can it? 300 00:16:21,144 --> 00:16:24,094 It can't. All truth is subjective. 301 00:16:25,998 --> 00:16:31,748 And, today, he's a top barrister and I'm a primary school teacher. 302 00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:34,034 But we brought things out in each other. 303 00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:36,146 We complemented each other 304 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,839 and we discovered we'd each met our match when it comes to being competitive. 305 00:16:39,889 --> 00:16:41,763 Anyway, that bank holiday weekend... 306 00:16:41,813 --> 00:16:45,608 Oh, wait, actually, before we go any further, 307 00:16:45,658 --> 00:16:47,034 there's another thing I think you should. 308 00:16:47,084 --> 00:16:49,808 Every year - or at least when we can - 309 00:16:49,858 --> 00:16:52,804 Ollie and I have a three event triathlon for money, 310 00:16:52,854 --> 00:16:54,963 which...which matters. 311 00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:59,483 And it's become tradition to start with golf, which I hate. 312 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:00,917 I think it's a knob's game. 313 00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,549 One point per hole, a put of less than 3' is a gimme. 314 00:17:03,599 --> 00:17:06,521 And I get a two point start. No, one point. We're playing nine holes. 315 00:17:06,571 --> 00:17:10,311 You only get one p... Yeah, right, very funny. 316 00:17:10,361 --> 00:17:12,435 Tell you what, seeing as we haven't done this for a couple of years, 317 00:17:12,485 --> 00:17:14,945 how about we double the bet? 318 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,790 Call it 500 quid. 319 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:19,829 It's been three years, actually. All right. 320 00:17:19,879 --> 00:17:22,619 Even better, let's make it 750. 321 00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:27,315 Or a grand. How about we round it up to a grand? 322 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,403 I think that's probably a bit much. No, a grand. 323 00:17:29,453 --> 00:17:31,721 You're on for a grand. All right, all right. 324 00:17:31,771 --> 00:17:35,911 Come on, your tee off. Have you been practising? 325 00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:56,173 Good shot. 326 00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:12,796 OK. One discarded tee shot without penalty, free and gratis. Go on. 327 00:18:12,846 --> 00:18:15,586 Have another one. Take it again. 328 00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:32,443 Oh, yes! 329 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:35,751 One-and-a-half to three-and-a-half. Now we're cooking. 330 00:18:35,801 --> 00:18:37,373 That's my ball. 331 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,243 What? You just putted my ball. 332 00:18:41,479 --> 00:18:44,400 Why didn't you stop me? I thought you were joking. 333 00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:46,773 About what? Joking?! 334 00:18:51,783 --> 00:18:52,792 OK. 335 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,934 Your hole. No. 336 00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,195 No, no, no, it's yours. No, no, Ollie. 337 00:18:57,245 --> 00:18:59,346 It's yours. It's my mistake, your hole. 338 00:18:59,396 --> 00:19:02,276 It's yours. Two-and-a-half each. 339 00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:14,354 Beautiful. 340 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:15,940 Course you've been bloody practising. 341 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:17,203 Sorry? 342 00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:18,438 Good shot. 343 00:19:25,858 --> 00:19:28,163 Have a discarded shot. 344 00:19:28,213 --> 00:19:30,333 Take it again. Go on. 345 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:38,653 Free and gratis. 346 00:19:40,253 --> 00:19:42,333 Take it twice. 347 00:20:04,992 --> 00:20:08,434 I concede you in the golf. One-nil to you. 348 00:20:08,484 --> 00:20:09,857 What? 349 00:20:10,481 --> 00:20:12,563 You're conceding? 350 00:20:12,704 --> 00:20:15,283 No. No. Don't worry, it's best of three. 351 00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:18,785 I'll peg you back tomorrow, just not at golf, OK? 352 00:20:18,835 --> 00:20:20,022 My swing's gone, 353 00:20:20,072 --> 00:20:24,332 which is hardly surprising, considering what's been happening. 354 00:20:24,382 --> 00:20:26,580 Why? What's been happening? 355 00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:28,082 Ollie? 356 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:31,889 Apart from being given my cards, not much, I suppose. 357 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,979 Which cards? What cards? 358 00:20:35,196 --> 00:20:36,869 Nothing. Forget about it. 359 00:20:36,919 --> 00:20:39,379 Let's go back to the house. 360 00:20:41,877 --> 00:20:44,216 You know, it's where we spent... 361 00:20:44,266 --> 00:20:46,867 ..my last holiday with my father? 362 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,923 What is? The house. 363 00:20:49,896 --> 00:20:51,166 Summer of '83. 364 00:20:51,619 --> 00:20:55,829 Say Hello, Wave Goodbye. Soft Cell. Fancy a pint? 365 00:20:59,605 --> 00:21:02,437 Nice wheels. Three litre V8. 366 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:06,738 They don't make 'em like this any more. 367 00:21:18,786 --> 00:21:20,616 There you go. Lovely. 368 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:22,787 Thanks. Cheers. Cheers. 369 00:21:27,310 --> 00:21:31,027 So...what's so serious that puts you off your golf swing? 370 00:21:31,077 --> 00:21:33,444 What's all this about being given your cards, eh? 371 00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:36,094 Have your chambers ditched you? 372 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:41,210 I've been given my cards by the medics. 373 00:21:41,497 --> 00:21:43,323 I've got an inoperable brain tumour. 374 00:21:43,373 --> 00:21:45,133 I'm going to die... 375 00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:48,140 as in soon. As in... 376 00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:53,115 if I'm still around in six months, it'll be a miracle. 377 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,603 Jesus, Ollie. 378 00:21:56,926 --> 00:21:59,695 That's all there is to know, I'm afraid. 379 00:21:59,745 --> 00:22:01,450 Christ! Are you saying that there's no hope? 380 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,883 Look, they've done an MRI. They've seen it. 381 00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:07,145 They've seen the brain tumour and I go in next week 382 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:10,845 for a PET scan to confirm it's malignant. 383 00:22:14,216 --> 00:22:15,285 Erm... 384 00:22:16,613 --> 00:22:18,174 So you're not certain, then? 385 00:22:18,224 --> 00:22:20,250 Well, I am, I mean, I've done the research. 386 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:23,282 I've got all the symptoms. Headache, metallic taste in the mouth, 387 00:22:23,332 --> 00:22:27,192 dizziness, blurred vision, loss of golf swing. 388 00:22:28,198 --> 00:22:30,238 That's the weird thing. 389 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,970 I don't care. Live, die... 390 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,612 So what? 391 00:22:37,805 --> 00:22:41,280 Of course you care. No, really. Honestly, nothing moves me. 392 00:22:41,330 --> 00:22:43,051 Nothing gets to me any more. 393 00:22:43,101 --> 00:22:46,121 I've got no feelings. It's like... 394 00:22:47,648 --> 00:22:50,549 I don't know, it's like I've been cauterised. 395 00:22:50,599 --> 00:22:55,230 Nothing... At the golf course, you lost your temper. 396 00:22:56,148 --> 00:22:58,608 Yeah, all right, it's not... 397 00:22:58,894 --> 00:23:01,053 It's not...quite what I meant. 398 00:23:01,103 --> 00:23:05,483 I mean, I'm talking about the nitty-gritty of what's to come, 399 00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:08,784 you know, when we shuffle off this mortal coil. 400 00:23:08,834 --> 00:23:13,884 And if, as I suspect, it's diddly-squat, then, you know... 401 00:23:14,773 --> 00:23:17,583 ..I could murder someone tomorrow. 402 00:23:19,069 --> 00:23:20,085 Today. 403 00:23:22,286 --> 00:23:24,886 It wouldn't bother me at all. 404 00:23:27,136 --> 00:23:29,176 I've got no conscience. 405 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,324 I'm evil, Ian. 406 00:23:39,937 --> 00:23:41,977 You'd better watch out. 407 00:23:45,699 --> 00:23:45,913 + 408 00:23:52,477 --> 00:23:54,780 All right, listen, don't say anything when we get back, yeah? 409 00:23:54,830 --> 00:23:57,633 I didn't mean to tell you. I don't want anyone else knowing yet. 410 00:23:57,683 --> 00:23:59,583 Yeah. Sure. Of course. 411 00:23:59,875 --> 00:24:02,533 I mean, Daisy knows though, right? You told Daisy? 412 00:24:02,583 --> 00:24:05,813 Why did I... What did you say, mate? 413 00:24:06,135 --> 00:24:08,777 What? More than I wanted to. End of discussion. 414 00:24:08,827 --> 00:24:13,247 Ollie, should you be driving? It's my last weekend. 415 00:24:48,986 --> 00:24:52,162 This time on Fridays, I'm usually telling teenage delinquents 416 00:24:52,212 --> 00:24:54,565 not to do anything stupid over the weekend, 417 00:24:54,615 --> 00:24:58,315 which always works a treat as you well know. 418 00:24:58,365 --> 00:25:01,175 Who's this you're talking about? 419 00:25:01,797 --> 00:25:04,431 Em's work, the boys she works with, 420 00:25:04,481 --> 00:25:07,299 who she's thrilled not to be dealing with today, 421 00:25:07,349 --> 00:25:09,382 so let's change the subject. 422 00:25:09,432 --> 00:25:11,822 Who won at golf? Oh, erm... 423 00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:18,116 If it wasn't for the awful clothes... 424 00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:19,318 Really? 425 00:25:20,568 --> 00:25:22,247 No, not your clothes. 426 00:25:22,297 --> 00:25:24,555 The jumpers and hats... 427 00:25:33,748 --> 00:25:35,168 Shit! Ian, what's going on? 428 00:25:35,218 --> 00:25:36,705 There's somebody in the kitchen. 429 00:25:36,755 --> 00:25:40,055 Archie, what's going on? It's Archie? 430 00:25:41,972 --> 00:25:43,486 What are you shouting about? 431 00:25:43,536 --> 00:25:45,910 I didn't think he would be here. You said he wouldn't be here. 432 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,224 He's standing there with a knife. What are you doing with a knife? 433 00:25:49,274 --> 00:25:52,569 Cutting a shoelace. It's a bread knife. We don't have a shoelace one. 434 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:57,145 It's OK. Em, have you seen who's here? Yeah, we said hello already. 435 00:25:57,195 --> 00:26:01,028 I'm not gonna say that you've grown, but you have. 436 00:26:01,078 --> 00:26:02,633 It's good to see you. How's things? 437 00:26:02,683 --> 00:26:04,945 How's school? Which way have you gone? 438 00:26:04,995 --> 00:26:06,827 The restaurant we're going to is fairly smart, 439 00:26:06,877 --> 00:26:11,071 so if you want to get ready, we need to be leaving in about half an hour. 440 00:26:11,121 --> 00:26:13,420 Are you coming along? No. It's a fish restaurant. 441 00:26:13,470 --> 00:26:16,545 He hates fish. You hate it, don't you? It's pointless, he hates fish. 442 00:26:16,595 --> 00:26:18,218 Me and the dog'll look after each other. 443 00:26:18,268 --> 00:26:21,446 Archie, can you come and give me a hand? 444 00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,466 It's good to see you. 445 00:26:23,579 --> 00:26:25,105 You can come if you want. 446 00:26:25,155 --> 00:26:26,914 I don't want. 447 00:26:26,964 --> 00:26:29,751 OK, well, there's pizza in the fridge and beer. 448 00:26:29,801 --> 00:26:32,121 Ooh, who said that? Archie! 449 00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:41,296 Oh, my God. Yeah, close the door. 450 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:48,855 Do you know what Daisy just told me? 451 00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:52,225 Do you mean - Archie's dropped out of school. 452 00:26:52,275 --> 00:26:55,529 Hasn't been going since Christmas. Took zero GCSEs. 453 00:26:55,579 --> 00:26:57,225 What? Yeah. 454 00:26:57,275 --> 00:27:00,365 And Ollie wouldn't let her call us. 455 00:27:02,114 --> 00:27:03,385 No. 456 00:27:03,717 --> 00:27:07,285 He probably thought we'd gloat, which we would. 457 00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:09,643 Oh, come on. Private education fails. 458 00:27:09,693 --> 00:27:13,209 We'd have a field day. No, we're friends first. 459 00:27:13,259 --> 00:27:18,659 It's crazy - I deal with school refusers and you're a teacher. 460 00:27:19,658 --> 00:27:21,479 Maybe we'll talk about it later. 461 00:27:21,529 --> 00:27:24,129 Yeah, maybe...not tonight eh? 462 00:27:24,651 --> 00:27:25,641 Why not? 463 00:27:27,335 --> 00:27:28,745 Oh, yeah, maybe. 464 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,230 I don't know. Let's see. 465 00:27:32,301 --> 00:27:35,111 I'm just going to find an iron. 466 00:27:35,283 --> 00:27:36,283 OK. 467 00:27:39,967 --> 00:27:45,157 The truth is...I needed a moment to take in Ollie's news... 468 00:27:45,842 --> 00:27:49,467 ..because, let's be clear, Ollie told me. 469 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:53,751 He didn't tell anyone else, he told me 470 00:27:53,801 --> 00:27:56,393 and you've just heard how proud he is... 471 00:27:56,443 --> 00:27:59,277 ..so that means he wanted me to know for a reason. 472 00:27:59,327 --> 00:28:04,225 And maybe, just maybe, he was looking to the future 473 00:28:04,275 --> 00:28:07,479 and letting me know that, from that moment on, 474 00:28:07,529 --> 00:28:10,588 I would have to be there for Daisy. 475 00:28:10,638 --> 00:28:12,888 Looking out for her and... 476 00:28:15,556 --> 00:28:16,835 ..you know. 477 00:28:21,313 --> 00:28:24,145 Because I can remember those times with Daisy from 20 years ago 478 00:28:24,195 --> 00:28:26,235 like they just happened. 479 00:28:29,315 --> 00:28:30,515 She was so... 480 00:28:31,797 --> 00:28:33,181 ...so 481 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,130 ...just lovely. 482 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:36,595 Just lovely. 483 00:28:41,001 --> 00:28:44,021 And I was a pretty experienced guy. 484 00:28:46,051 --> 00:28:47,825 But, er... 485 00:28:48,281 --> 00:28:50,461 Kissing Daisy was amazing. 486 00:28:58,977 --> 00:29:02,837 It's like she was pure, but still available. 487 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:14,918 Not easy, though. No, God, no. No, no, no. 488 00:29:14,968 --> 00:29:17,638 No, she knew how to handle me. 489 00:29:27,113 --> 00:29:28,200 Yeah. 490 00:29:30,156 --> 00:29:32,265 I can conjure up our intimate moments just like that. 491 00:29:32,315 --> 00:29:35,615 Just like that, drop of a hat, cos... 492 00:29:37,394 --> 00:29:38,574 ..well... 493 00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:45,379 Well, how can you say that two people are meant to be together? 494 00:29:46,325 --> 00:29:47,325 You can't. 495 00:29:48,542 --> 00:29:52,332 You can't say it's written in the stars... 496 00:29:53,761 --> 00:29:56,991 ..but when you feel it, you feel it. 497 00:30:00,523 --> 00:30:04,313 And, then, what does that do to me and Em? 498 00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:08,320 Because Em is my wife, you know. 499 00:30:08,907 --> 00:30:10,667 For better or worse. 500 00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:12,777 For richer or poorer. 501 00:30:12,827 --> 00:30:17,387 And it's like Ollie has given me this terrible gift. 502 00:30:22,033 --> 00:30:27,059 Then I started thinking, I wonder if he's setting us some mind games? 503 00:30:27,109 --> 00:30:29,465 Because Daisy has feelings for me too, she does. 504 00:30:29,515 --> 00:30:34,217 Why would she call last night and tell me she has something to tell me when she sees me? 505 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:36,075 And what is it? 506 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,100 My head was just full of her. 507 00:30:49,531 --> 00:30:51,431 The thought occurred... 508 00:30:55,671 --> 00:30:58,971 A quickie thought. What do you reckon? 509 00:31:28,588 --> 00:31:31,888 And then I told her about the tumour. 510 00:31:35,176 --> 00:31:38,091 Don't say anything. Of course not. 511 00:31:38,141 --> 00:31:40,510 Well, unless they do. 512 00:31:41,225 --> 00:31:42,785 No, they won't. 513 00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:47,549 Ollie doesn't wanna talk about it and Daisy doesn't know yet. 514 00:31:47,599 --> 00:31:50,756 What do you mean, she doesn't know? He hasn't told her. 515 00:31:50,806 --> 00:31:52,566 He hasn't... How...? 516 00:31:53,035 --> 00:31:56,475 How can he not have told her? I dunno. 517 00:31:56,561 --> 00:31:58,505 Look, I'm sure he's got his reasons. 518 00:31:58,555 --> 00:32:00,595 And what would they be? 519 00:32:00,867 --> 00:32:02,137 I don't know. 520 00:32:02,947 --> 00:32:07,346 Maybe he wants to wait until he knows how long he's got. 521 00:32:07,396 --> 00:32:09,545 Look, I'm not sure. I didn't really hear him, OK. 522 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:13,863 He either said she doesn't know or he doesn't want her to know. 523 00:32:13,913 --> 00:32:16,068 I don't know. He doesn't wanna talk about it. 524 00:32:16,118 --> 00:32:19,105 How are you guys doing up there? Two ticks, mate, just coming. 525 00:32:19,155 --> 00:32:22,105 Ian? What? She can't not be told. 526 00:32:22,835 --> 00:32:26,040 What does that mean? If Ollie won't tell her, then we have to. 527 00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:28,047 No. 528 00:32:28,097 --> 00:32:29,220 Em, don't. 529 00:32:33,301 --> 00:32:34,909 In my mind, the restaurant's just down the road, 530 00:32:34,959 --> 00:32:38,959 but on the map apparently it's 20 miles away. 531 00:32:39,297 --> 00:32:41,155 Great dress. 532 00:32:42,936 --> 00:32:44,626 Come on, chop-chop. 533 00:32:53,591 --> 00:32:54,974 Ollie, slow down. 534 00:32:55,024 --> 00:33:00,074 I'm barely doing 60. I don't care, it's blowy back here. 535 00:33:02,427 --> 00:33:04,985 That is the last time you buy a sports car. 536 00:33:05,035 --> 00:33:08,832 You know, my dad used to drive a Triumph stag. This could be his. 537 00:33:08,882 --> 00:33:11,802 What, the same model? No, the exact same car. 538 00:33:11,852 --> 00:33:14,713 See that chip there? I remember it from when I was a boy. 539 00:33:14,763 --> 00:33:17,585 That's why I bought it. Paid over the odds but, you know. 540 00:33:17,635 --> 00:33:19,955 To sit where my dad sat... 541 00:33:21,567 --> 00:33:22,711 Ollie! 542 00:33:22,761 --> 00:33:24,642 Handles beautifully. 543 00:33:25,591 --> 00:33:27,701 Are you all right? Yeah. 544 00:33:27,988 --> 00:33:29,195 Yeah. 545 00:33:44,698 --> 00:33:48,683 OK, erm, what shall we kick off with? White? Yeah, to start with. 546 00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:51,598 How about the New Zealand Marlborough, please? 547 00:33:51,648 --> 00:33:53,334 Listen, let me treat you. 548 00:33:53,384 --> 00:33:56,385 Can we have a bottle of the Chablis Grand Cru '92? Yes, of course. 549 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,225 And the, erm... 550 00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:01,078 The Montrachet '83 please? Mm-hm. 551 00:34:01,128 --> 00:34:03,910 Can we have them both opened and brought to the table on ice? Of course. 552 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:08,905 And also a bottle of the Chambertin. Chambertin '72. 553 00:34:09,104 --> 00:34:10,556 Certainly. 554 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,764 Christ almighty, Ollie. 555 00:34:14,814 --> 00:34:17,985 They don't know what they should be charging. They've got oysters. 556 00:34:18,035 --> 00:34:20,876 Which ones? Their own natives and Ardkinglas. 557 00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:23,273 Shall we order a dozen of each? Uh-huh. 558 00:34:23,323 --> 00:34:27,910 Do you guys like oysters? No, not for me, thanks. Yeah, sure. 559 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,656 Sorry, do you want to find your own entertainment for this evening? 560 00:34:30,706 --> 00:34:34,360 Maybe talk amongst yourselves. Ian! Ian! They're staring. 561 00:34:34,410 --> 00:34:36,520 Yeah, at the menu board. 562 00:34:43,955 --> 00:34:46,120 Can someone help me out, please? 563 00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:48,207 Sorry. Sorry. Misunderstanding. 564 00:34:48,257 --> 00:34:50,475 Sorry. Cheers. 565 00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:57,070 - It's nice. - Yeah, it's good. 566 00:34:58,967 --> 00:35:02,040 It's not the New Zealand Marlborough... 567 00:35:02,090 --> 00:35:03,640 ...but it's good. 568 00:35:03,877 --> 00:35:05,065 It looked fine to me. 569 00:35:05,115 --> 00:35:07,240 - How's yours? - Mm, fantastic. 570 00:35:07,290 --> 00:35:10,053 Ollie, steady with the drink. You're driving. It's Friday night. 571 00:35:10,103 --> 00:35:12,006 The nearest policeman's in Ipswich. 572 00:35:12,056 --> 00:35:15,333 - Anyway, this wine actually defines the special occasion. - Really? 573 00:35:15,383 --> 00:35:17,865 Yeah, we've got '72 - the year of my birth, 574 00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,185 '83 - the last summer I spent with my father, 575 00:35:20,235 --> 00:35:23,385 and then '92 - the year I met Ian. 576 00:35:23,530 --> 00:35:25,745 - Oh! Cheers! - And Daisy. 577 00:35:25,795 --> 00:35:29,065 No, I'm '93. Oh. That comes later, maybe. 578 00:35:29,115 --> 00:35:32,920 Meanwhile, here's to old friends and a great weekend. 579 00:35:32,970 --> 00:35:35,517 Old friends and a great weekend. 580 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:36,737 Oh, and the bet. 581 00:35:36,787 --> 00:35:39,519 May the best man win, which isn't happening at the moment. 582 00:35:39,569 --> 00:35:41,390 The bet? What...? 583 00:35:41,945 --> 00:35:44,405 What does he mean? What bet? 584 00:35:47,595 --> 00:35:49,907 Ollie, do us a favour. Tell Em what you're talking about 585 00:35:49,957 --> 00:35:52,546 and what the origins of this are. It's cool. 586 00:35:52,596 --> 00:35:54,575 OK, well, it was, er... 587 00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:58,863 My mum was throwing a party, wasn't it? Mm. For our graduation. Yeah. 588 00:35:58,913 --> 00:36:01,745 It was, yeah, she was just showing me off to her friends. 589 00:36:01,795 --> 00:36:06,145 He'd just got a first. Yeah, it was all stockbrokers and their wives. 590 00:36:06,195 --> 00:36:09,105 Ghastly affair. Anyway, we're all drinking to cope 591 00:36:09,155 --> 00:36:13,739 and I decided to hijack the event by announcing my engagement to Daisy. 592 00:36:13,789 --> 00:36:15,985 Indeed, I'm actually already in my preamble. 593 00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:18,225 Ian and Daisy are over by the pool. 594 00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:21,203 Drunk. Yeah, very drunk. Very drunk. 595 00:36:21,253 --> 00:36:24,205 Could I have everyone's attention, please? 596 00:36:24,255 --> 00:36:27,835 I only wish my father was still with us. 597 00:36:27,968 --> 00:36:33,745 I would have liked him to have met a very special person in my life... 598 00:36:33,795 --> 00:36:38,677 ..because, this evening, I plucked up the courage to ask... 599 00:36:38,727 --> 00:36:42,931 And, well, till death us do part... 600 00:36:45,262 --> 00:36:47,081 My, erm... 601 00:36:48,068 --> 00:36:49,585 Erm... 602 00:36:50,145 --> 00:36:53,030 My good friend Ian. 603 00:36:54,107 --> 00:36:58,385 Who's er...spurred me on through college 604 00:36:58,797 --> 00:37:04,465 and has agreed to take part in a yearly best of three contest. 605 00:37:04,515 --> 00:37:07,406 A triathlon, to honour and commemorate 606 00:37:07,456 --> 00:37:10,429 the wonderful times we've shared at college. 607 00:37:10,479 --> 00:37:15,745 So, please, a round of applause, for Ian Goade. 608 00:37:18,684 --> 00:37:19,757 Well done. 609 00:37:19,807 --> 00:37:22,735 And then my mom said she'd put up the money, 610 00:37:22,785 --> 00:37:24,486 so it's more of a wager than a bet. 611 00:37:24,536 --> 00:37:27,366 The money's not important. We can forget about the money. 612 00:37:27,416 --> 00:37:28,954 It's beating you, that's what counts. 613 00:37:29,004 --> 00:37:32,094 I'll tell you what is really funny. 614 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:38,273 I have heard this story I don't know how many times, so many times, 615 00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:43,241 and he has never mentioned the engagement, the throwing up, 616 00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:46,399 or the prize money. Why dilute the moment? 617 00:37:46,449 --> 00:37:49,679 So it's just me praising you, is it? 618 00:37:53,651 --> 00:37:56,190 To round off the story, this is the news I was going to tell you - 619 00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:00,025 Ollie and I are finally getting married, next month. 620 00:38:00,075 --> 00:38:04,171 Oh, that's wonderful. Champagne! No, Ollie! No more drink. 621 00:38:04,221 --> 00:38:07,701 If you don't want Champagne, don't tell people we're getting married. 622 00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:11,681 I'll just make sure he only gets one bottle. 623 00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:13,261 Gosh. 624 00:38:14,528 --> 00:38:15,545 Oh. 625 00:38:15,925 --> 00:38:17,965 So she does know, then? 626 00:38:18,336 --> 00:38:20,891 This is the woman who said she would never get married. 627 00:38:20,941 --> 00:38:23,245 Didn't want to, didn't need to. 628 00:38:23,295 --> 00:38:27,575 But now, for financial, legal reasons, here we go, 629 00:38:27,944 --> 00:38:29,445 cos Ollie's dying. 630 00:38:29,495 --> 00:38:31,955 Why not talk about it, then? 631 00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:34,543 I told her about Mum today, 632 00:38:34,593 --> 00:38:38,122 which is inevitably about cancer and tumours, 633 00:38:38,172 --> 00:38:44,062 and she was really lovely, but I didn't feel like I'd hit a nerve. 634 00:38:47,155 --> 00:38:52,345 So what, it's eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die? 635 00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:02,425 + 636 00:39:04,445 --> 00:39:07,749 Ollie, thanks for that, really. It was so generous. 637 00:39:07,799 --> 00:39:10,325 It was a pleasure. It was such a lovely dinner. 638 00:39:10,375 --> 00:39:12,400 Any time, honestly. Ollie - 639 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:15,644 The Leith police summarily and arbitrarily dismisseth us. 640 00:39:15,694 --> 00:39:18,047 I'm fine to drive. You've had way too much to drink. 641 00:39:18,097 --> 00:39:20,627 We'll get a cab. From where? 642 00:39:20,713 --> 00:39:22,710 Darling, they don't have taxis out here. 643 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,292 Safe as houses at night, you can see the headlights. Get in. 644 00:39:25,342 --> 00:39:27,906 I'll take it easy, I promise. 645 00:39:27,956 --> 00:39:30,206 Em, in the front with me? 646 00:39:30,873 --> 00:39:33,737 Ian, get in the back. Come on. 647 00:39:41,540 --> 00:39:43,113 Move over. 648 00:39:54,695 --> 00:39:56,978 I had the oysters, by the way. 649 00:39:57,028 --> 00:40:01,682 They're quite nice, if you like hawked up phlegm in sea water. 650 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:05,255 I don't want you to feel like I'm hiding things from you, 651 00:40:05,305 --> 00:40:07,310 but I don't want you missing out either, 652 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,276 because each piece of information matters. 653 00:40:10,326 --> 00:40:15,481 So...why hadn't I told Em about Daisy being sick in the pool? 654 00:40:15,531 --> 00:40:19,251 Well, with Ollie obviously otherwise engaged, 655 00:40:19,998 --> 00:40:22,248 Daisy needed looking after. 656 00:40:22,305 --> 00:40:26,889 So I did what any other friend would. 657 00:40:28,630 --> 00:40:34,450 She had sick all down her, so I couldn't just leave her like that. 658 00:40:53,769 --> 00:40:56,509 And she wasn't that out of it. 659 00:41:11,147 --> 00:41:15,077 Some memories get spoiled when you share them. 660 00:41:35,909 --> 00:41:38,005 I switch off, I have to. 661 00:41:38,055 --> 00:41:40,931 I hear horrendous things sometimes so, when court adjourns, that's it. 662 00:41:40,981 --> 00:41:44,085 I don't think about it again until I'm back in court. 663 00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:46,165 That's what you have to do. I know, I know. 664 00:41:46,215 --> 00:41:49,091 You can't get emotionally involved with clients, it's the pits. 665 00:41:49,141 --> 00:41:52,051 You're right, but it feels like you ought to get involved. 666 00:41:52,101 --> 00:41:56,180 The moment you do, you can't help them as much. Yeah. 667 00:41:56,230 --> 00:41:58,405 Music? Yeah, why not? 668 00:41:58,982 --> 00:42:00,952 Sorry. It's all right. 669 00:42:02,716 --> 00:42:06,646 Do you want me to get it? You're all right. 670 00:42:07,584 --> 00:42:09,415 It's... 671 00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,362 Ian, we're home. 672 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:17,971 Just you and me now. As it was meant to be. 673 00:43:18,021 --> 00:43:19,935 No-one else. 674 00:43:36,336 --> 00:43:39,636 Ooh, looks like we have another guest. 675 00:43:40,347 --> 00:43:41,485 Darling? 676 00:43:42,646 --> 00:43:45,045 Have you seen this? This is like Hansel and Gretel. 677 00:43:45,095 --> 00:43:47,285 Aw! Daisy, we're here. 678 00:43:47,335 --> 00:43:49,335 We have a visitor. 679 00:43:50,695 --> 00:43:53,685 Ian. Ian, we're home. 680 00:43:53,735 --> 00:43:57,045 Oh, no. I do like being with you. 681 00:43:57,095 --> 00:43:59,208 Oh, my God! Do you know who that is? 682 00:43:59,258 --> 00:44:01,125 It's Milo. Milo! 683 00:44:01,359 --> 00:44:03,949 I couldn't stay away. Milo, hello! 684 00:44:03,999 --> 00:44:05,805 It's Milo, one of Daisy's clients. 685 00:44:05,855 --> 00:44:08,325 - I think I told Ian he might be coming. - OK. 686 00:44:08,375 --> 00:44:11,815 It's so good to see you. Look at you! 687 00:44:16,332 --> 00:44:18,285 It's so good to see you. 688 00:44:18,335 --> 00:44:21,005 I didn't think you'd make it. 689 00:44:21,373 --> 00:44:23,405 Oh, it's so great. 690 00:44:23,981 --> 00:44:26,021 Hope I'm still invited. 691 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:28,245 Of course you are. 692 00:44:28,295 --> 00:44:30,545 You don't need an invite. 693 00:44:38,921 --> 00:44:41,135 Ian, tennis, round two. 694 00:44:42,193 --> 00:44:45,933 This is a triathlon. We're meant to test ourselves against each other physically. 695 00:44:45,983 --> 00:44:49,310 You enjoyed it. You enjoyed him leaning on you. You fancied him. 696 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,944 - Come here. Come here. - Get off me. 697 00:44:50,994 --> 00:44:55,254 Spare a thought for Ollie, as he didn't like this guy being around. 698 00:44:55,304 --> 00:44:57,414 Where's your wife, Milo? 699 00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:00,470 itfc subtitles 54756

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