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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:11,088 You are a magnificent beast. 2 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:44,091 Good morning, Sierra. How did you sleep? 3 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:48,751 Dreamed my socks ate my feet again. 4 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:52,507 "Dreams are the bright creatures of poem and legend, 5 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,179 who sport on Earth in the night season 6 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:58,052 and melt away in the first beam of the sun." 7 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,103 Dickens. Too obvious. 8 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:03,927 Oh, freezer. 9 00:03:04,434 --> 00:03:05,314 - Bye, honey. - Bye. 10 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,693 - Wait. - You have toothpaste on your face. 11 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:08,770 No, no. Okay. 12 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:11,193 Won't you sell more books if you have the one teenager 13 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:14,364 - who doesn't obsess over her looks? - I'll pretend I don't hear the insult. 14 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,236 Wait. I have a seminar 15 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,531 and I want to run my new mantra by you, okay? 16 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,910 Finding love. L-O-V-E. 17 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:25,411 L: Leave your insecurities in the bathroom mirror. 18 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:30,292 - O: Open yourself up to rejection. - That's beautiful. 19 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:31,792 - Yeah? - Yeah. 20 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,804 O is for "open yourself up to the risk of rejection." 21 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:39,432 V, just slit my vein before I die of E, embarrassment. 22 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,511 Okay, it's too bad your parents are over-supportive. 23 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:43,807 Just this morning, my mom said 24 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,430 that she was gonna adopt her next kid, 25 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:48,056 so he doesn't have to be such a crushing disappointment. 26 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,774 Oh, my God! Kenny! 27 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,355 Get it together! 28 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:53,935 I've got to catch that. 29 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,435 Did you fall out of a plane? 30 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,027 Pathetic. 31 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:58,738 I really don't like her. 32 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:00,701 You know? Like, she just makes my... 33 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,490 Okay, what's up with America's Most Unwanted? 34 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,619 - Hey! - I had to... 35 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,662 - Come on! - Well just let me... okay. 36 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:08,747 New car fund. 37 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,877 I'm pimping myself the only way I can. 38 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,959 Why is the new car fund so unsexy? 39 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:16,094 Oh, my goodness, that is a really nice chassis. 40 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,722 - You know, I don't need this from you. - Okay, I'm sorry. 41 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,930 Dan! 42 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:22,006 I wonder what life is like for rejects. 43 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,345 Can you pimp me out too? I want a picture like that. 44 00:04:31,729 --> 00:04:32,729 So sad. 45 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:38,951 Last unit, we analyzed the finest poetry ever written, 46 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,239 at which most of you failed so miserably 47 00:04:42,323 --> 00:04:44,993 you must have been using the pages as rolling paper. 48 00:04:45,076 --> 00:04:46,156 Pages are too thick. 49 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,372 Now, I want you to focus on writing 50 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,627 your own original poetry. 51 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:57,705 You kids should be happy that I'm giving you some place 52 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,627 to channel all this teen angst. 53 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,426 Most of you just... sweat feelings. 54 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:06,637 Know that once you perform your poetry in class, 55 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,726 it will count as 10% of your grade. 56 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,944 Maybe yours can be about your trans experience. 57 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,230 Super-topical. 58 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,523 And you can write about your horrible personality. 59 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,567 You can't talk to her like that. 60 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,647 - I'm telling... - The principal? Great. 61 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,901 Then we can discuss your innovative use 62 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,568 of a birth control dispenser 63 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,696 to hide the answers of yesterday's quiz. 64 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,044 What? You thought I just assumed 65 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:29,539 you were extra-fertile? 66 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:32,372 Come on, Chrissy. 67 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,708 Okay, let's go, come on. 68 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,171 Come on. 69 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,798 You're always the last one out. 70 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,432 Thank you, but I don't need you to fight my battles for me. 71 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:47,641 Believe me. Everyone knows that, 72 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,392 I just really enjoy it. 73 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,983 Sierra, your last paper... 74 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,693 really wowed me. 75 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,515 I just know your poetry is going to outshine 76 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,566 all the other poems in the class. 77 00:05:58,649 --> 00:05:59,649 It's in your blood. 78 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:03,945 Is there may be something else I could do for 10%? 79 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,569 A video or... 80 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:08,025 You're aware that this is an English class, right? 81 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:09,865 Is there a problem? 82 00:06:11,412 --> 00:06:12,752 Not one you can solve, 83 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,370 but thank you for asking. 84 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,307 Move it, Frodo. Before you break the mirror. 85 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:32,766 Quasimodo. 86 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:34,999 What did you say? 87 00:06:49,742 --> 00:06:51,372 Frodo is from Lord of the Rings. 88 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:54,609 You're thinking of Quasimodo, The Hunchback of Notre Dame. 89 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,963 He's ridiculed for his appearance and represents a stratified class. 90 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,550 Not unlike the structure of our own high school popularity. 91 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,308 I meant looking at you makes me want to gouge my eyes out. 92 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:13,979 I knew what you meant. 93 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:25,187 I'm sorry. I didn't see you there. 94 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,738 For the next two weeks, 95 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,664 we will be learning about the basics of cell reproduction. 96 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:34,537 Mitosis. 97 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,535 If you look in your microscopes, 98 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,962 you will see the first stage of cell division, 99 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:40,632 in which the chromatin 100 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:43,088 condenses itself into two 101 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:45,841 rod-shaped structures called chromosomes. 102 00:07:47,383 --> 00:07:50,433 - Thanks for asking. - I have to find a story for my vlog. 103 00:07:51,387 --> 00:07:52,927 If I don't get into any college, 104 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,894 I can sell my vlog to Buzzfeed or Vice. 105 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,595 Or you can bank on your straight As. 106 00:07:57,685 --> 00:07:59,265 What is this, the '90s? 107 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:00,983 I've got to create Google 2.0 108 00:08:01,063 --> 00:08:04,233 or swim backstroke while playing the violin at the Olympics. 109 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,487 Or create a new species of cat 110 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,159 while volunteering in a third world country at the same time. 111 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:16,699 So, you want to go to Stanford? 112 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:20,631 Yes. I almost got a perfect score on my SATs. 113 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:21,833 Perfect? 114 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:23,499 You've got a sense of humor. 115 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:25,206 I am gonna write that down. 116 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:26,505 Funny. 117 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:29,128 Have you started a social media movement, 118 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,837 something that inspired social change? 119 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:31,927 No, ma'am. 120 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:34,385 I tutor, though. 121 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:37,981 What are you writing? 122 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,729 So what are you? Other than a legacy student? 123 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:43,811 - Excuse me? - What's your sell? "Sierra Burgess is..."? 124 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,071 May I be frank with you? 125 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,113 - What were you before? - Sierra. 126 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,610 You're a good student, 127 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,947 but there is nothing special on your resume... 128 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,872 except for a famous father. 129 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:56,289 Work that angle. 130 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,039 You could co-write a book. 131 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:02,957 - What? - What? 132 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:04,134 "Hey." 133 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,960 College guys like Spence don't have time to waste words. 134 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,419 He's totally sexy. 135 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,007 Kinda seems like a serial killer to me. 136 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,260 What? 137 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:16,099 Stare alert. West Pass boys. 138 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,265 Oh my God, wait, I think he's coming over. 139 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:24,157 My God, it looks like he's gonna jizz his pants before he gets here. 140 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,568 That would be so sad. 141 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:26,898 Pretend… don't look. 142 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:33,735 Hi. 143 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,833 I mean, hey. 144 00:09:36,492 --> 00:09:37,332 I'm Jamey. 145 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,410 I totally just said "hi" like a thousand times. 146 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,745 - Hi. - Hey. 147 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,041 Veronica. 148 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:44,879 I guess you want my number? 149 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,134 Yeah. Just like that? 150 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:50,714 Easy. 151 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,046 - You got it? - Yeah, no. Yeah. 152 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,635 555... 153 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,887 0147. 154 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,748 Wait, that's... 155 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:06,479 Text me sometime. 156 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,023 I will. Bye. 157 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,198 Wait, what just happened? 158 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:19,739 Oh, my God! 159 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,410 - Whose number was that? - Sierra Burgess'. 160 00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:27,335 - Wait, you're so bad. - I know. 161 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,458 Why did you do that? 162 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:30,214 He's "flash your boobs in Cancun" hot. 163 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,586 Chrissy, you flashed your tits to our ancient taxi driver in Cancun... 164 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:36,426 Okay, Juan Diego needed the tip. 165 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,046 He has a family to support. 166 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,137 Guys... 167 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,177 you see his friends? 168 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,808 Only losers hang out with losers. 169 00:10:48,939 --> 00:10:49,939 God. 170 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:15,965 Who is this? 171 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:24,724 Is this a test? 172 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:31,856 Sierra. 173 00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,821 Sierra, pay attention. 174 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:35,985 I met a guy. 175 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:39,821 Okay, not met-met. We texted. 176 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,324 All night. 177 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,950 By mistake. 178 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,205 He may or may not think that I'm somebody else. 179 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:47,208 Go! 180 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:48,369 Fight! 181 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,671 Go, fight, go, fight, win! 182 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:55,131 Okay, he definitely thinks I'm someone else. 183 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:57,224 Oh yeah, definitely roll with that. 184 00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,639 Never mind that he could be a serial killer, or a rapist, 185 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,719 or a rape serial killer. 186 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:01,973 Can you focus please? 187 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:05,773 On an insane plan to text somebody that doesn't even know you? 188 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,440 There's a word for that. Catfishing. 189 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,688 I'm pretty sure it's illegal. 190 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,151 Law is woefully behind technology, so I don't know if that's true. 191 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,404 I got to think of something better to say than, 192 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:19,986 "Hey, I've been texting you for hours, under false pretenses. 193 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,162 - Want to go out sometime?" - Oh, yeah. 194 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,831 Who wouldn't want to date a dude 195 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,369 that just sends random selfies to girls he that he don't know? 196 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,713 Have you changed your voicemail yet? 197 00:12:28,789 --> 00:12:30,579 Just in case things escalate. 198 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:31,706 Escalate? 199 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,542 For when texts turn to calls, 200 00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,749 calls turn to hand holding, 201 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,837 hand holding turns into teen pregnancy, 202 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,972 - unemployment, lady baldness... - You know what, 203 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,679 I was relying on our generation's total disregard 204 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,141 for basic human interaction. 205 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,721 Are you serious? 206 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,439 It's Sierra. Leave a message. 207 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:53,106 To keep this greeting, press one. To rerecord, press two. 208 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,741 Hey, it's 555-0147. 209 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,118 Hey, it's 555-0147. 210 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,497 To keep this greeting, press one. 211 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,328 To rerecord, press two. 212 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,583 Hi, you've reached 555... 213 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,713 No. Greetings... 214 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,245 You've reached 555... 215 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:18,338 No. 216 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:21,677 You've reached 555-014... 217 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:24,969 I suck at this. 218 00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:46,372 I usually do it... 219 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,952 Next group! 220 00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,996 You guys know that girl Veronica? 221 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,665 Do we know a girl called Veronica? 222 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,844 Remember the hottest girl I've seen up close? 223 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,433 - Who you won't stop yapping about. - Do we remember that girl? 224 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,094 Well, we made major progress last night. 225 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:30,511 Oh, my God. 226 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:31,814 A textversation? 227 00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,516 Are you pregnant yet? 228 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,689 - You're not taking me seriously. - You're not taking this serious. 229 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,979 I was worried she was one of those pretty girls. 230 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,903 Turns out, she's really smart and really funny. 231 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:45,861 Mate, you only think that 'cause she's a smoking piece and you ain't funny. 232 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,658 - I'm funny. - No, you're not. 233 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,028 That's okay, you don't have to be. You should send a pic with your shirt off. 234 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,289 Did you tell tell her your dirty secrets? 235 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,091 Like you're a loser with Frodos for friends. 236 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,714 - Federal government investment is needed... - Right! 237 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,501 But, AIDS now is airborne, 238 00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,956 so we all going to die, so everything that you said 239 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,547 is a moot point. Give it to me. 240 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,262 I made you flash cards. 241 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,343 - Boom! - Yeah! 242 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,677 Let's go. 243 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,312 Okay. 244 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,704 No, it's stupid. 245 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,529 Frick! 246 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:00,537 Disregard that last message. 247 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,914 This really what guys want? 248 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,619 Yeah. 249 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,910 Well, most guys. 250 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,461 You just figuring that out? 251 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,915 Never really had to think about it before. 252 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,519 No, fireball, ready? Fireball. 253 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,524 No, hold on. Hold on. 254 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,318 What is this? 255 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,738 Look, we're both funny. 256 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:21,868 I told you. 257 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,544 Will you just play? 258 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,172 I'm texting her... 259 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,124 Sierra? 260 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,500 What? 261 00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:32,753 Okay. 262 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:34,593 Do not be selfish with the good stuff. 263 00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,753 Let me see. We don't have secrets between each other. 264 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,800 - No! Go on. - Just let me see. 265 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,261 Is that your poem for Ms. T's class? 266 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,346 No, okay. No, Dan! Hey, no! Dan, Dan! 267 00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,351 - Hey, give me that phone back. - Oh, Jamey. This is good. 268 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,307 - This is good. - Dan! Stop it! 269 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,237 Okay, just give me the phone back. 270 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:57,316 "I have something to admit." 271 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,531 Maybe he's married? 272 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,034 Don't think so. 273 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,949 Or gay. That could be good. 274 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:07,997 Hold on. 275 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,938 Alright, stop, stop! 276 00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,237 I love you, but stop. 277 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,502 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit! 278 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,867 Like, Veronica, Veronica? 279 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,172 That's what I have to live up to? 280 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,052 I think that she might have been the reason 281 00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:57,879 that we lost a few of those games. 282 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,175 Dude, that's it. That's it. 283 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,969 You really, you trying to get out? 284 00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,602 You trying to get out? What you want, what you want, bro? 285 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,521 Damn, okay. 286 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,268 - Easy fix. - What? 287 00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:10,639 Hey, hey. 288 00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:12,897 Listen, he gotta find out the truth sometime. 289 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,360 Stop it! I'll tell him myself, okay? 290 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,860 You don't need to. That's why you have a best friend like me. 291 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:21,568 - "Dear white boy..." He does have abs. - Dan! Dan, come on! 292 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,905 Attaching a real photo. 293 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,786 - Dan, Dan, Dan! - What, what? Okay, okay! 294 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,499 Sierra, Sierra, I'm sorry. 295 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,830 I'm sorry. 296 00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,503 I didn't mean to push it. 297 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,840 Theoretically, I can still make this work until the big game when East plays West. 298 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,135 When is that? 299 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,892 I don't know, check the band schedule. I think two weeks. 300 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,015 Two weeks? 301 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,980 Okay, well, obviously I can't have him going up to Veronica then. 302 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,986 - You think I'm crazy? - Mm-hmm. 303 00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,317 Look, I'm not stupid, okay? I... 304 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:09,334 I know that he's imagining her when he's talking to me, but... 305 00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,293 they're my words. 306 00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,632 He's falling for me. 307 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,956 And of all the billions of phone numbers in the world, he texted mine. 308 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:25,183 Now, doesn't that seem like some type of cosmic sign? 309 00:22:26,386 --> 00:22:28,546 That you're not the cheerleader he's looking for? 310 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,598 It's your turn. 311 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:33,522 No, no, no. He was fine yesterday. 312 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,732 We went out yesterday and then this morning, he just texted me. 313 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,018 I don't understand. 314 00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:41,147 Even chromosomes can find their mates. 315 00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:46,458 Oh, yeah, metaphase looks like a very hot-ass date. He said I'm not smart enough for his college friends or whatever. 316 00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:50,452 You honestly should be with someone who's more like you. 317 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,825 I don't wanna be with someone who's more like me. 318 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,413 I want to be with Spence. 319 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,828 Ladies! I'd hate for my class 320 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,287 to interrupt your gab session, 321 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,997 but save the theatrics for your lunch break. 322 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:12,104 She was upset. 323 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,651 I know that face. That's the one that give me creeps. 324 00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,941 Don't do it, okay. Step off the ledge. 325 00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,145 Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom, please? 326 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:41,131 It's flu season. 327 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,672 You should really wipe that on your elbow. 328 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,473 What do you want? 329 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,218 I know you've been giving out my number to random guys. 330 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,388 Yeah, so? 331 00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,891 I think we can help each other. 332 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:57,731 If you think I'm gonna host a pity party for a reject like you, 333 00:23:57,811 --> 00:23:59,771 you've added crazy pills to your hormone pills, 334 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,515 when you really need diet pills. 335 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,067 Are you done? Maybe. 336 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,829 Good, because I can help you seem smarter. 337 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,488 To get back that guy. 338 00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:17,041 - How? - I tutor people all the time. 339 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:20,288 But I do need one minor favor in return. 340 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,460 No, psycho stalker. 341 00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:24,835 You can't be friends with me. 342 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,721 You know how many people beg to do my homework 343 00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,116 in exchange for me following them? 344 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:31,135 Twenty thousand followers. 345 00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,053 Following zero. 346 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,518 Yeah, that's really impressive, but I don't want to be your friend, 347 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,021 on social media or otherwise. 348 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,603 Liar. 349 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:43,940 - Everyone does. - Yeah, not me. Sorry. 350 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,395 I'll see you after school. 351 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:46,936 Text me your address. 352 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,447 You already have my number. 353 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,795 What? 354 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:10,302 I'm just gonna get my stuff. 355 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,886 Now, now it kind of... It blows my mind, okay? 356 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,886 I'm tired and it blows my mind. 357 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:20,644 I see it coming out pretty quickly. The stain is gone. 358 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,937 Pick your jaw off the floor, mouth breather. 359 00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:24,356 My room's upstairs. 360 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,191 And don't put your man hands on the railings. 361 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,528 My mom hates fingerprints. 362 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,656 Because she's a criminal? 363 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:44,333 What are you doing? 364 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:48,206 Hurry up, teach me your mind voodoo tricks or whatever. 365 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,005 - There are no tricks. We have to study. - Study? 366 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:53,008 - Yeah. - What do I need you for? 367 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:56,933 If I wanted to study I could just open up a book and do it myself. 368 00:25:57,013 --> 00:26:00,233 I'm gonna teach you the right things to study so you can impress Spence. 369 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,524 - He's a college freshman, right? - Yeah. 370 00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:03,602 Okay, cool. 371 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,019 Well, then I am going to teach you the basics. 372 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,937 The stuff he's learning in his 101 classes, 373 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,385 - like Shakespeare and Nietzsche. - Hello? Veronica? 374 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,528 Better not tell anyone about this. 375 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,374 I wasn't planning on it. 376 00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:16,735 Veronica? 377 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,831 Veronica, what are you doing home? 378 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:21,746 Why aren't you in practice? 379 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,290 Did they cut you from the squad? 380 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,673 No, I had to skip because I had some studying to do. 381 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,591 - That's gonna get your far with the boys. - Mom. 382 00:26:29,212 --> 00:26:33,052 Oh, well, unless you're playing for the other team now. 383 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,548 I'm not a lesbian. 384 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:38,595 - She just has no taste. - Thank God, because your father would die. 385 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,680 If he didn't already die in that plane crash. 386 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,225 - Okay, so we're... what? - Mom! We're gonna be late! 387 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,900 I know we are! And this isn't helping! 388 00:26:46,187 --> 00:26:49,067 - Do not get on the bed. - Did you smudge her eyeliner? 389 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,069 - Brody! - Yes or no? 390 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:50,980 - No. - Mom! 391 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,687 You know what? 392 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,237 Brody, stop screaming! 393 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:56,741 I'm gonna count. One, two... 394 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:01,157 If you're gonna get messed up, we're not gonna go. 395 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:02,914 - I'm counting to three. One... - Get off! 396 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:05,076 ...two… My God. 397 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,705 Are the tassels in knots? 398 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,785 Get out. Veronica, 399 00:27:09,377 --> 00:27:11,957 there's no more skipping practice, because you know 400 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,547 what happens when gymnasts stop practicing, right? 401 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,643 One day they're these cute little firecrackers 402 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:19,468 and the next day they've exploded out of their Lycra. 403 00:27:20,930 --> 00:27:22,140 And it's expensive. 404 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:24,224 We're leaving. 405 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:25,806 Girls! 406 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,234 Fine! 407 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:30,211 - Now you've slammed it? - Yes, I slammed it. 408 00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:31,513 You're grounded! Um... 409 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,199 Let's... 410 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:41,791 Let's start with Plato. 411 00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,169 Hey! 412 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:55,761 Where you been, Kid Wonder? 413 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,259 Tutoring. A bad student and an even worse person. 414 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:03,217 "Reeling" and "writhing," of course, to begin with... 415 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,272 and then the different branches of arithmetic: 416 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,731 ambition, distraction, uglification, and derision. 417 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:10,771 Lewis Carroll. Good. 418 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:13,441 How goes the latest opus? 419 00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,145 Almost all opused. 420 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:18,241 How's the poem coming for class? 421 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:22,871 It's good. 422 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,914 - When can I read it? - When it's ready. 423 00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:30,002 Still iambisizing the iambic pentameter. 424 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:33,245 You know the hardest part of being a writer, still? 425 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:35,754 The first read. 426 00:28:36,297 --> 00:28:38,377 Allowing yourself to be that vulnerable. 427 00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,349 Who makes and illustrates the way it is? 428 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,349 The book whose words and pictures never fade? 429 00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:48,272 Who writes the same edition for every decade, 430 00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:53,858 plagiarizing and disguising the same old story under the cover of change? 431 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,940 Chapter Two, 432 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:58,238 you better claim a shape or they'll name one for you. 433 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:01,781 Gay, straight, black, white, are you the type of girl 434 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,945 who's a friend, a fling, or a wife? 435 00:29:04,033 --> 00:29:06,873 Check the boxes that apply and don't think your way outside. 436 00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:11,003 Replace your legs with pegs and dig a hole to spend your remaining days 437 00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,542 fitting inside, 'cause that's when you're living it right. 438 00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:16,876 At least three feet deep and taking shallow breaths at best, 439 00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:20,433 because you air isn't your own, and you're heir to your own life. 440 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,607 The gauntlet has been thrown, and the bar's set high. 441 00:29:35,106 --> 00:29:38,026 So for all you little Robbie Frosties, 442 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,739 I hope this will be a challenge. 443 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:49,908 I've been thinking about what you said, 444 00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:52,036 and I was wondering if you had any suggestions 445 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,883 on how to bolster my resume. 446 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:55,997 What languages do you speak? 447 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,375 French, Italian, and a little Mandarin. 448 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,965 Mandarin? You know how many people speak Mandarin? 449 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,929 About a billion Chinese. 450 00:30:03,009 --> 00:30:04,589 You're not getting it, Sierra. 451 00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:05,967 Think different. 452 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,560 Bet Dad never gets writer's block. 453 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:13,852 Okay. 454 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,840 Plato believed that physical beauty was both a form 455 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,971 and a sensory experience. 456 00:30:42,048 --> 00:30:43,048 Stop! 457 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:47,545 Physical beauty facilitates platonic recollection. 458 00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,927 - Reco-what? - Recollection. 459 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:56,205 Are you sure you don't have any real food in this house? 460 00:30:56,229 --> 00:30:58,729 No. You don't eat junk at your age. 461 00:30:59,315 --> 00:31:01,895 You'll make lifelong fat cells that'll ride your hips 462 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,525 like a cowboy rides a buckin' bronco. 463 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:05,011 No, stop. 464 00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:06,741 - Mom. - And then what? 465 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:08,657 Okay... 466 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:10,949 well, Plato was kind of a jerk, 467 00:31:11,035 --> 00:31:12,865 but in his more optimistic moments, 468 00:31:12,954 --> 00:31:15,254 he revered beauty for revealing the mysteries of the soul. 469 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:18,635 Your father was a mystery. Until the day he died of his heart attack. 470 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,883 Thought he died in a plane crash. 471 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:24,593 Is there, like, a For Dummies version of the For Dummies version, 472 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,134 because I'm not understanding this. 473 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,387 Moronica! 474 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,925 Moronica! 475 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:34,978 - So, Plato... - The butt sex guy? 476 00:31:36,769 --> 00:31:37,979 - Right? - No... 477 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,862 I mean he was from ancient Greece, 478 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,979 but so were Aristotle and Socrates. 479 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:44,525 Wait, wait, they're not all the same guy? 480 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:45,951 Moronica! 481 00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,779 Moronica! 482 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,873 Oh, you're not kidding? 483 00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:53,911 No, no, I thought we already covered... 484 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:56,395 - Can you stop doing that, Brody! - Girls, shh. 485 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,577 They're studying, okay? 486 00:32:00,501 --> 00:32:01,671 I'll never get this. 487 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,206 Moronica! 488 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:08,758 Girls! I'm counting to five. One... 489 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,973 two... now, upstairs. 490 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:13,770 I can't. 491 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,025 Veronica. It's pointless. 492 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,244 I mean, they're right. 493 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,116 I'm "Moronica." 494 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:41,339 Look, you're not a moron, okay? You think of some seriously mean crap. 495 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,670 You've gotta have something upstairs to think of those insults. 496 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,260 Yeah. 497 00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,055 Nevermind. 498 00:32:59,143 --> 00:33:00,233 So, this... 499 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:02,192 this Jamey I'm dating... 500 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,518 have you sext him yet? 501 00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:07,822 We can send him a nude if you want. 502 00:33:07,902 --> 00:33:08,902 No. 503 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:11,951 No, Jamey is not like that. 504 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,451 Everyone is like that. 505 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,544 If you want to start off JV... 506 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,456 - What? - Your phone. 507 00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,305 Give me your phone. You should send those. 508 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:09,129 If you're gonna pretend to be me, be normal, 509 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:11,666 or you could just die alone. 510 00:34:39,702 --> 00:34:41,372 Oh, shit. 511 00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,144 Yeah. 512 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,664 Yo! 513 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:00,824 Hey! 514 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:12,544 Bonsoir! 515 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:16,469 Bonsoir, Mademoiselle. 516 00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:17,879 Good day, fair maiden. 517 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,264 What soft light through yonder window... 518 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:24,715 we're still doing old timey stuff, right? 519 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,524 Yeah, totally. 520 00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:30,557 I'm just super-glad that you picked up 521 00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:31,556 because if you hadn't, 522 00:36:31,647 --> 00:36:33,517 then I would have had to, like, 523 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,028 come up with some sort of 524 00:36:35,109 --> 00:36:37,489 hilarious voicemail to impress you, 525 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:40,990 and that would have been super-terrible for both of us, you know? 526 00:36:41,073 --> 00:36:44,703 No, don't you hate that pressure? 527 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:48,874 It's kinda… it's kinda interesting. Your voice sounds different 528 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,673 than I remember it. 529 00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:52,537 Oh, yeah. 530 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:56,007 I have a cold, so it's kinda mannish. 531 00:36:56,088 --> 00:36:57,878 Oh, sorry. 532 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,591 That's sucks, though, 'cause I kinda like it, you know. 533 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,886 Maybe you should just get sick more often 534 00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:05,221 and then I'll be happy. 535 00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:08,064 Oh, okay, because you're what, super into dudes? 536 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,142 Whoa, whoa. 537 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,558 That's just... I mean, we are the superior sex. 538 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,148 Oh, yeah. 539 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:18,492 No, your voice, it's not loud or anything, 540 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,989 it's like more fuller... 541 00:37:22,156 --> 00:37:23,156 maybe. 542 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,161 You calling my voice fat right now? 543 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,583 - No, no... - Is that what's happening? 544 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,748 Oh, my God! No, no, no. 545 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:34,791 I would never do that because I was, like, a super-fat baby. 546 00:37:36,629 --> 00:37:39,509 - Why would I... I have no idea why? - You were a fat baby? 547 00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,972 Yeah, I was like the Michelin man. 548 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,180 No, don't stop. I like hearing about what's wrong with you. 549 00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:49,227 No, I'm sorry. That was my only flaw. 550 00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,728 I would totally tell you more. 551 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,350 That was my one and only flaw, 552 00:37:53,437 --> 00:37:56,977 and you somehow got it out of me, so thank you very much for that. 553 00:37:57,525 --> 00:37:59,525 Actually, no, I lied. 554 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,950 I totally just lied to you. I do have one more, 555 00:38:02,238 --> 00:38:06,948 and it's that I have these glow in the dark stickers 556 00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,624 on my ceiling that have been there for the past ten years. 557 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,459 But besides that, I'm perfect, basically. 558 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:13,960 What about you? 559 00:38:14,417 --> 00:38:17,747 You got any dark secrets I should know about? 560 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:24,301 None immediately come to mind. 561 00:38:25,386 --> 00:38:28,176 What about, like, secret talents? 562 00:38:29,348 --> 00:38:31,388 - Sandwiches? - I love sandwiches. 563 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:33,892 What's your favorite movie? 564 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:36,152 Probably Die Hard. 565 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,772 - Really? - No, that's a complete lie. 566 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:39,137 Just trying to be manly for you. 567 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:44,360 - What kinda animal would you be? - I think I'd be a bear, 568 00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:49,037 because they're like, super-cuddly but also really bad-ass, 569 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,040 you know, double-sided like that. 570 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,166 So what's your double side, then? 571 00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:55,878 Are you more than just a hot jock? 572 00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:57,128 Oh, you think I'm hot? 573 00:38:57,877 --> 00:38:58,877 No. 574 00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:03,973 To answer your question, I don't really consider myself a jock. 575 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,804 I mean, yeah, I like football, 576 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,807 but between you and me, I don't even like most of the guys on my team. 577 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:15,310 I love football'cause every game is like a story. 578 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:19,729 For a few hours there are villains and there are heroes. 579 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:23,735 Every pass is a triumph, every tackle is a tragedy. 580 00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:27,199 You're all hurtling downfield at this one epic goal 581 00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:30,701 and every second matters. It's electric, you know. 582 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,248 It's like poetry... 583 00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:35,371 to me, at least 584 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:40,335 I can't go telling the rest of the team that. 585 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:42,674 They'd be freaking out. 586 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:46,295 I'm the quarterback, so I got to keep their respect. 587 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:53,023 So, what kind of flower would you be? 588 00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,942 Cactus. Does cactus count as a flower? 589 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:00,864 I don't think those qualify as flowers, no. 590 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,150 You'd be a rose. 591 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:07,199 Like the queen flower all the other flowers are jealous of. 592 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,290 Sorry, I guess it's kinda late. 593 00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:15,501 After four hours on the phone, 594 00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,369 I can pick your voice out of a line-up. 595 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:22,844 Do you wanna FaceTime tomorrow? 596 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,970 I mean, it would be nice to see you, you know. 597 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,930 Would it really, though? 598 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,599 Well, maybe more for me than for you. 599 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:37,694 No, no, I just... 600 00:40:38,811 --> 00:40:43,981 I mean, yeah, there's no reason why I shouldn't logically, 601 00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:47,240 so yeah. Yes, yeah. 602 00:40:48,154 --> 00:40:54,334 Okay, great. Well, then, logically I can't wait. 603 00:40:55,619 --> 00:40:57,619 - Goodnight, Veronica. - Goodnight. 604 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:04,674 Oh, crap. 605 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:08,508 Where are the Sour Patch parents? I have no idea how we're gonna do this. 606 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:11,764 Oh, 'cause we shouldn't. It's a really bad plan. 607 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,849 - Vietnam sounds like a better plan. - Okay. 608 00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:16,427 Internment camps, 609 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:19,454 waterboarding, boy bands... Hammer pants would even be better. 610 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,614 Are you really buying your own ticket to homecoming? 611 00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:27,324 Like anyone's asking me? 612 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:29,072 Well, I'll go with you. 613 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,862 I really don't care who I go with, so it's all good. 614 00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:34,157 Thanks, but I think I'll pass on the pity date. 615 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,741 What, it's not a pity date. 616 00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,787 You're wearing a lot less crap on your face. 617 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:40,001 Thank you. 618 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,420 - Veronica, are you sick? - Yeah. 619 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,169 No, it's a good thing. 620 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,166 - Here. - Thank you. 621 00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:46,544 Bye. 622 00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:50,471 That wasn't weird. 623 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:54,413 - Where you going? We have free period. - Talk to Coach about trying out for track. 624 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,311 You know the girls' team is like, last in the state, right? 625 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:02,441 I know. I'm trying out for the boys' team. 626 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,560 Oh, shit. 627 00:42:03,979 --> 00:42:06,019 - Okay. - Okay. 628 00:42:06,106 --> 00:42:09,146 I need something that's gonna stand out on my resume. 629 00:42:09,568 --> 00:42:12,948 You know? I need to be like, Susan B. Anthony, 630 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,624 standing up for women's rights, going against the grain. 631 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:16,699 Susan B.! 632 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,582 One thing that does differentiate a college resume... 633 00:42:21,247 --> 00:42:22,287 is schizophrenia. 634 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:24,614 - That's offensive. - Thank you. 635 00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:27,211 - Love you. - Have a nice day, Daniel. 636 00:42:27,294 --> 00:42:29,094 - Say you love me. Say it! - Not today. 637 00:42:29,171 --> 00:42:31,221 - Bye. - I love you. 638 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:45,728 Unbelievable. 639 00:42:48,315 --> 00:42:49,685 I don't see why she's allowed. 640 00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:51,606 Oh, that? 641 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,544 That's pretty much so we don't get sued. 642 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,321 Ain't that great? God bless America. 643 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,276 Now, beat it. 644 00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:57,365 Coach I wanna try out. 645 00:42:57,950 --> 00:42:59,200 Gotta be frickin' kidding me. 646 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,866 What are you doing here? 647 00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:04,674 Alright, kids. Look alive! 648 00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:08,042 Set! 649 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:19,425 Look, Sierra, there's resume padding. 650 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:23,143 There's being a queen of the "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" club. 651 00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:24,385 Then why are you here? 652 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,146 To save you from yourself, 653 00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:29,148 and because you're my biggest... 654 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,402 competition for college. 655 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,239 So whatever you do, I do. 656 00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:40,525 Move it! Let's go, pick it up! 657 00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:41,949 This was a bad idea. 658 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,786 Yeah, yeah, really sucks. 659 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:09,860 Are you kidding me? 660 00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:10,938 What is that? 661 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,110 Oh, come on! 662 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,737 You know what, I don't care if I get sued. 663 00:44:18,822 --> 00:44:20,122 Go on, get off my track. 664 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:24,914 Veronica. 665 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:26,746 Come on. 666 00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:28,669 You're not getting it. 667 00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,539 Why do you smell worse than normal? 668 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:33,295 You have to let me pluck your brows. 669 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,759 I can't concentrate, staring into eyes of a sasquatch. 670 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:37,719 Okay, back to Nietzsche. 671 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,758 He's an existentialist, 672 00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:41,385 he believed God was dead, 673 00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:45,142 most of his writing was about free will and moral... 674 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,564 Why don't you watch movies like normal people? 675 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,230 Okay. 676 00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:56,034 Nietzsche is like a sexy German vampire. 677 00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:59,318 He whines a lot, and he thinks everything is pointless. 678 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,622 Well, I am totally for Nietzsche. 679 00:45:02,282 --> 00:45:03,282 Me, too. 680 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,500 - Okay, I think it's time. Yeah. - Time-time? 681 00:45:12,584 --> 00:45:14,094 You sure this is gonna work? 682 00:45:14,169 --> 00:45:15,629 No. I don't know. 683 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,343 Oh, my God! 684 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:21,843 Answer it! You have to get it! 685 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:24,807 - He's gonna hang up. - Fine, just chill! 686 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,060 - Yeah. - Come on, hurry up! 687 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,154 Okay, just sit. 688 00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,477 Yeah, okay. 689 00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,476 I'm gonna answer. 690 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:41,529 Hey! 691 00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:47,488 What are you doing? 692 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,254 What am I supposed to do? 693 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,123 Hi! 694 00:45:52,374 --> 00:45:54,384 You have to talk to him. 695 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:56,955 I can't really see you. 696 00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,671 Do you wanna adjust the camera a little bit, maybe? 697 00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:01,215 Coming! 698 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:07,930 Hey. Sorry about that. 699 00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,926 Much better. Much, much better. 700 00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:13,097 Are you with someone? 701 00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,188 Sorry, no, no. 702 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,532 It's just two of us. 703 00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:21,530 So how was your day? 704 00:46:22,946 --> 00:46:27,906 You know what, I think that the connection is way off. 705 00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:30,163 The audio's not synced to the video at all. 706 00:46:32,831 --> 00:46:35,881 Oh, yeah, sorry my internet's the worst. 707 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,422 Yeah, my WiFi's pretty bad. 708 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:42,800 Sorry, maybe we should try again another time? 709 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:45,299 Yeah, yeah, sure. 710 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:49,258 But we're still on for the phone call tonight, right? 711 00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:52,943 - Definitely. - Okay. 712 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:55,902 And hey, Veronica... 713 00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:58,022 Yeah? 714 00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:02,991 You are even more beautiful than I remember. 715 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,748 - Yeah, phone later. - Bye. 716 00:47:18,293 --> 00:47:19,553 Oh, my God! 717 00:47:19,753 --> 00:47:21,213 Did you just see that? 718 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:23,299 He fell for it! 719 00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,007 Oh, my God, that was so great. 720 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,552 I can't believe it actually worked. 721 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:28,505 My heart's pounding, my heart's pounding! 722 00:47:28,595 --> 00:47:29,805 That was so stressful. 723 00:47:31,557 --> 00:47:33,637 "To thine own self be true." 724 00:47:35,644 --> 00:47:36,644 Unless you suck. 725 00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:42,728 - Were you skank eyeing me? - Yes, sorry! 726 00:47:56,415 --> 00:47:57,415 Are you ready? 727 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,958 - Those actually look good on you. - Yeah? 728 00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:10,470 The Lion King is just Hamlet. 729 00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:15,349 Maybe Spence will see it. 730 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,689 To be Sierra Burgess. 731 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:19,606 "To be or not to be, that is the question." 732 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:22,048 - I'll have to teach you that one next. - I know. 733 00:48:22,816 --> 00:48:24,816 I don't get A Picture of Dorian Gray. 734 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,277 Why does everyone like him if he does bitchy things? 735 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,662 It's Oscar Wilde's commentary on society. 736 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,870 Basically, since Dorian looks perfect, everybody thinks he is perfect, 737 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:36,662 and since they all value appearance above everything else, 738 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:39,792 he kind of ends up losing his own soul. 739 00:48:41,335 --> 00:48:42,335 Lame. 740 00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:56,734 Whoa! 741 00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:59,268 - C'mon, keep singing. What! - No. 742 00:48:59,561 --> 00:49:01,521 - No, Veronica, stop. - You serious right now? 743 00:49:01,605 --> 00:49:03,685 Stop. I can't. We need to have Hamlet. 744 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:04,944 - Hamlet. - Boo! 745 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:11,948 Hey! 746 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,617 Hey, there. 747 00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,661 It's me. 748 00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:18,792 You working out? You sound out of breath. 749 00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:20,503 Oh, um... 750 00:49:20,582 --> 00:49:22,582 I was just moving furniture. 751 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:24,631 Oh, nice, a little redecorating. 752 00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:26,962 Nothing wrong with that. 753 00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:29,169 You know, I'm actually glad you called. 754 00:49:30,592 --> 00:49:33,972 I just had a question that I wanted to ask you. 755 00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:36,724 It's totally okay if you say no. 756 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,475 Actually, it probably won't be okay. 757 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,400 You know, to be honest, I think I'll die if you say no. 758 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,690 Would you want to go on a date with me? 759 00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,909 Like, a real date? 760 00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:56,905 I have a family thing tomorrow, but... 761 00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:58,579 after, I'm free. 762 00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,079 Yeah, yeah. 763 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:03,536 For sure. 764 00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,835 I have something that I need to clear up, 765 00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,841 but I'll definitely get back to you. 766 00:50:09,631 --> 00:50:11,301 Okay, yeah. Sure. 767 00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:15,597 Don't die before then, okay? 768 00:50:16,930 --> 00:50:17,930 Okay, I'll try. 769 00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:19,890 Okay. 770 00:50:20,475 --> 00:50:21,475 - Bye. - Bye. 771 00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:30,818 I'm in deep shit. 772 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:45,958 You know when you're online, and you look at all these quotes. 773 00:50:46,209 --> 00:50:50,259 It just makes sense if you just follow your first instinct, always. 774 00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,668 - Oh, I mean, yeah. - Maybe that's true, but... 775 00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:54,471 I'm just gonna go pee. 776 00:50:54,634 --> 00:50:55,634 - Again? - Yeah. 777 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:58,220 Please. 778 00:50:58,764 --> 00:50:59,684 One date. 779 00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:00,765 I'm begging you. 780 00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:05,814 We're going on a date. 781 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:07,730 A date? 782 00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:12,244 You want to put two really hot people together. 783 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,489 You think that's going to work out for you? 784 00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:16,616 Yeah. She likes Spence, remember. 785 00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:22,163 I still gotta leave by five 'cause I gotta teach old people how to work computers 786 00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:24,495 while you con jocks and stuff. 787 00:51:26,374 --> 00:51:27,374 What? 788 00:51:30,629 --> 00:51:31,629 Is that him? 789 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,513 Is that... that's your pretty boy? 790 00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:36,721 He looks that damn good and he's a good person? 791 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,508 It's unfair, what it is. 792 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:42,056 - We gotta go. Let's go. - What, go where? No, no, wait. 793 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:43,140 Wait, go... 794 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,464 Why are we leaving? He don't even know what you look like. 795 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,476 He knows what I sound like, okay? 796 00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:49,162 He could pick my voice out of a line-up. 797 00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:51,731 "Pick my voice out of a line-up"? Oh, wow. 798 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,857 Sierra, get up. Get off the floor. 799 00:51:54,277 --> 00:51:55,677 Are you a catfish, or a can't fish? 800 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,567 I guess we'll find out. 801 00:51:59,658 --> 00:52:01,658 What? No, no, no. 802 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,120 Dan, Dan! 803 00:52:04,621 --> 00:52:05,621 Dan! 804 00:52:07,749 --> 00:52:08,919 Coming in for the run, 805 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,340 I got the interception. 806 00:52:10,418 --> 00:52:11,458 Not that one. 807 00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:14,344 - You good? - I'm good. What's up, man. 808 00:52:14,589 --> 00:52:15,589 How you doing? 809 00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:18,182 - I'm good. - You got room for two more? 810 00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:21,345 Yeah. 811 00:52:21,596 --> 00:52:23,556 - Y'all picking up trash? Cool. - Yeah. 812 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,940 It's actually for community service. It looks good on college applications. 813 00:52:27,269 --> 00:52:28,649 I'm Dan, by the way. 814 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:31,146 - Jamey. - Nice to meet you. 815 00:52:33,191 --> 00:52:34,191 Hi. 816 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,193 Jamey. That's Jamey. 817 00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:40,156 Jamey. 818 00:52:40,615 --> 00:52:41,615 And you are? 819 00:52:47,873 --> 00:52:50,503 Your name is Shit Pizza? 820 00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:53,297 Ty, come here, come here. 821 00:52:54,212 --> 00:52:58,552 You guys are not going to believe this, but this is my brother, Ty, 822 00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:00,683 and he's deaf too. 823 00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,431 What are the odds of that? 824 00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:09,063 It's crazy. I'm gonna make him the first four-foot quarterback. 825 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,774 What are the odds? 826 00:53:22,073 --> 00:53:23,333 That was very nice. 827 00:53:27,829 --> 00:53:31,369 Usually, when I introduce him, people start talking really loud, 828 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,878 - and it's really annoying. - We go through that, too. 829 00:53:34,961 --> 00:53:37,381 This is my sister, Sierra. She's adopted, of course, 830 00:53:37,464 --> 00:53:40,054 but she's deaf also, as we know. 831 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:43,263 So she can't hear anything that I say 832 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,005 even if I say something like, 833 00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:46,889 "She's a hermaphrodite." 834 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:50,350 Which she isn't, she's not a hermaphrodite at all. 835 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:52,555 She's all lady parts. 836 00:53:53,188 --> 00:53:55,858 I only know that because she's been slutting it up lately. 837 00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:59,281 But the important thing is that she's a very caring person. 838 00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:03,371 Yeah, it's really nice to meet you, Sierra? 839 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,496 Ah! It's a joke. 840 00:54:18,588 --> 00:54:19,588 Sorry. 841 00:54:19,631 --> 00:54:22,051 All right, okay. We're going to go. 842 00:54:23,927 --> 00:54:26,507 So great meeting you. You too, Ty. 843 00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:30,023 She has to go to tutor cheerleaders. 844 00:54:31,184 --> 00:54:32,184 Cheerleaders? 845 00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:35,274 - That's not okay. What just happened... - I don't care. 846 00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:36,935 ...you have to tell him the truth. 847 00:54:37,023 --> 00:54:38,573 That was the dumbest shit I've seen. 848 00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:40,780 That was just reckless. Why would you be so reckless? 849 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:48,656 Why are you smiling? So, you call that a success? 850 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,419 We had a moment. 851 00:54:55,917 --> 00:54:57,787 Like, maybe I don't need Veronica. 852 00:54:57,919 --> 00:55:00,089 Well, you need to tell him the truth, though. 853 00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,296 Okay, okay, I will. 854 00:55:07,637 --> 00:55:09,507 I promise, I promise. 855 00:55:09,597 --> 00:55:11,017 I'm going to end it tonight. 856 00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:12,766 Okay. All right. 857 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:17,732 I'm not going to say nothing. 858 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:21,816 - Show him that sexy face. - Okay. 859 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:38,674 Sorry, buddy. 860 00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:42,299 Okay. 861 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,802 Hey, sorry. 862 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,635 - I didn't mean to scare you. - No. 863 00:55:50,305 --> 00:55:51,765 Did you order? 864 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:53,604 Just a popcorn. 865 00:55:58,730 --> 00:56:00,820 Sorry, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 866 00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:02,359 - Okay. Yeah, yeah. - Okay? 867 00:56:04,235 --> 00:56:05,235 I can't do it. 868 00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:08,408 What happened to "You owe him the truth, no matter what?" 869 00:56:08,490 --> 00:56:09,530 I'm just not ready. 870 00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:15,206 Just don't kiss him, okay? 871 00:56:15,288 --> 00:56:16,288 Eww. 872 00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:31,553 Hi, cookie. 873 00:56:31,971 --> 00:56:34,721 Alright. Rashi, Toph. 874 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,900 - That's good. - I know, right? 875 00:56:42,023 --> 00:56:44,823 Popcorn? Okay. - I'm okay, thanks. 876 00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:49,534 It's funny, your voice sounds skinny again. 877 00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:51,323 You feeling better? 878 00:56:51,866 --> 00:56:52,866 What? 879 00:56:53,034 --> 00:56:54,034 What do you mean? 880 00:56:54,744 --> 00:56:55,744 Like... 881 00:56:56,287 --> 00:56:59,117 Like on the phone, when I was like, "Oh, your voice was full," 882 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:02,997 you're like, "You calling my voice fat?" And I was like, "No." 883 00:57:03,628 --> 00:57:05,088 - No. - You don't remember? 884 00:57:05,672 --> 00:57:07,922 - It was late. - Oh, my God, no! 885 00:57:08,049 --> 00:57:09,129 Sorry. 886 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,343 Ronnie, what are we doing here? 887 00:57:11,803 --> 00:57:13,403 I thought you were trying to get Spence. 888 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,430 - Spence? - Spence? 889 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:16,348 No one. He's no one. 890 00:57:16,474 --> 00:57:19,194 He's just some guy I dated forever ago. 891 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,939 I kissed a boy called Spence once. 892 00:57:21,020 --> 00:57:22,310 A real wanker, actually. 893 00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:23,980 Probably the same Spence. 894 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,280 Have you ever counted shoulders before? 895 00:57:28,027 --> 00:57:30,857 One, two, three, four. 896 00:57:57,223 --> 00:57:59,063 What, you got a curfew or something? 897 00:58:01,603 --> 00:58:03,773 Why didn't you... Was the movie that bad? 898 00:58:15,617 --> 00:58:16,987 You look so cold right now. 899 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:18,656 I'm going to get you a jacket, okay. 900 00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:29,174 Here you go. 901 00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:32,174 Thanks. 902 00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:36,762 You like stars? 903 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,104 Yeah. 904 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,435 I'm kind of obsessed with astronomy. 905 00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:45,811 - Nerd. Why? - Nerd? 906 00:58:47,232 --> 00:58:49,782 Well, because... 907 00:58:50,235 --> 00:58:51,685 we look at them from down here 908 00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:53,978 and they look so beautiful and shiny. 909 00:58:55,031 --> 00:58:57,081 They're actually just made up of hydrogen, 910 00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:59,990 which means that they're just massive balls of gas 911 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,998 floating through space and I think it's trippy. 912 00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:07,787 Change of perspective, you know. 913 00:59:09,712 --> 00:59:11,882 I wonder if a star knows that it shuns. 914 00:59:13,341 --> 00:59:14,341 Shines. 915 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:20,560 - If a star knows that it shines. - Yeah, I never thought of that. 916 00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:26,896 Do you know what you wanna be when you grow up? 917 00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:39,195 It was a stupid question. 918 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:48,754 Should be a singer. 919 00:59:49,919 --> 00:59:50,999 I should be a singer? 920 00:59:51,921 --> 00:59:54,721 - Oh, no, not you. - Oh, you should be a singer? 921 00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:57,181 - No, no, no, not me! - You should sing for me. 922 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,890 - I can't sing. It was obviously a joke. - Wait, alright, hold on. 923 01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:02,213 You want to be a singer, but you don't know how to sing. 924 01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:04,234 - It was a joke? - It was a joke. 925 01:00:05,602 --> 01:00:06,602 Ah, ha, ha. 926 01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:11,230 I haven't really thought about life after high school, 927 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:12,356 I've got to be honest. 928 01:00:13,526 --> 01:00:14,526 Until I met Sierra. 929 01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:18,409 I literally just met a Sierra. 930 01:00:18,489 --> 01:00:19,619 - Really? - Yeah. 931 01:00:20,950 --> 01:00:22,740 You'd really like my Sierra. 932 01:00:23,244 --> 01:00:25,834 Not at first. You'd think she was like, a loser, you know. 933 01:00:25,913 --> 01:00:27,543 Well, so are we, right? 934 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,713 Yeah, sure I'm a quarterback 935 01:00:30,793 --> 01:00:32,093 and you're a cheerleader, but... 936 01:00:33,212 --> 01:00:34,552 under all that, you are... 937 01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:36,757 so different. 938 01:00:44,515 --> 01:00:46,395 Oh, my God! - What, are you okay? - Yes. 939 01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:49,435 - What... - Yes, I... 940 01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:53,015 - I got really excited. - So you just jumped? 941 01:00:53,107 --> 01:00:54,107 Yes. 942 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:57,986 Is that gonna happen every time I try to kiss you, you're gonna jump? 943 01:00:59,238 --> 01:01:00,618 Would you close your eyes? 944 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,489 Because I have really big pores. 945 01:01:04,285 --> 01:01:06,615 - So can you close your eyes? - I have big pores. 946 01:01:06,788 --> 01:01:08,958 - Can you close them? - You want me to close my eyes, 947 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:11,830 - my eyes are closed. - Yes. And keep them closed. 948 01:01:11,918 --> 01:01:15,248 My eyes are gonna stay closed until you give me other orders. 949 01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:17,763 What are you doing? 950 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,340 Are you, like, abandoning me? 951 01:01:19,425 --> 01:01:20,715 I'm right here. 952 01:01:22,136 --> 01:01:23,256 Sorry. 953 01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:34,519 Well, it was worth the wait. 954 01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,025 It's weird, we talked so much on the phone 955 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:42,121 it actually feels, like, more normal when I can't see you. 956 01:02:03,177 --> 01:02:05,297 Keep them closed! I said keep them closed. 957 01:02:05,888 --> 01:02:07,308 Okay, they are closed. 958 01:02:07,598 --> 01:02:09,478 Veronica, this is ridiculous. 959 01:02:09,559 --> 01:02:11,099 Veronica, I just want to see you. 960 01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:12,595 Well, see me now. 961 01:02:14,856 --> 01:02:17,396 You wanted to see me, now you're not even looking. 962 01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:21,775 - Well, yeah, but I thought I saw some... - What, you saw... what? 963 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,780 You're acting so weird right now. 964 01:02:28,202 --> 01:02:31,042 Am I gonna have to go through that every time I try to kiss you? 965 01:02:31,664 --> 01:02:34,924 If you're crazy, that's just something that I need to know about 966 01:02:35,042 --> 01:02:37,323 - before I take you on a second date. - I'll let you know. 967 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:46,099 It was incredible. 968 01:02:48,055 --> 01:02:50,135 The kind of kiss you read about in books, 969 01:02:50,224 --> 01:02:51,894 but never believe could happen. 970 01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:54,728 Mm-hmm. 971 01:02:56,355 --> 01:02:59,105 You wanna hang out and go over our debate platform? 972 01:03:00,026 --> 01:03:00,856 Yeah, maybe. 973 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:03,363 I'm just kind of swamped with college stuff right now. 974 01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:05,623 Yeah, yeah. 975 01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:10,702 Sorry. 976 01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:13,788 Why do people do this to themselves? 977 01:03:13,998 --> 01:03:15,248 Because it looks pretty. 978 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,130 And they're almost even. 979 01:03:19,504 --> 01:03:20,924 Your mom's really pretty. 980 01:03:21,255 --> 01:03:23,005 You should see her prom pictures. 981 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:26,393 The night of, or the morning after? 982 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:30,011 - No, I do not need to think about that. - Sorry. I'm sorry. 983 01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:34,144 Can I ask you something? 984 01:03:34,227 --> 01:03:36,477 I'm not gonna les out with you and Jamie. 985 01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:39,517 - No, no. - I only do that at parties. 986 01:03:40,066 --> 01:03:41,816 Why does everybody think I'm a lesbian? 987 01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,069 No, I... 988 01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:48,911 I wanted to ask, what's up with your mom? 989 01:03:50,159 --> 01:03:51,949 What... What happened to your dad? 990 01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:53,995 He... 991 01:03:55,039 --> 01:03:57,249 he left her for a 22-year-old. 992 01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:02,549 And left us with all this crap and furniture and... 993 01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:05,380 no way to pay for our old house, and... 994 01:04:06,342 --> 01:04:09,222 she's just been weird about this whole fading youth stuff ever since. 995 01:04:12,306 --> 01:04:13,306 I'm sorry. 996 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,980 I should probably get ready. 997 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:19,943 I'm going to a party. 998 01:04:21,732 --> 01:04:22,782 Do you want to come? 999 01:04:24,485 --> 01:04:26,195 Like, together? 1000 01:04:26,988 --> 01:04:27,988 In public? 1001 01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:30,532 Yeah. 1002 01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:35,662 Sierra. 1003 01:04:35,913 --> 01:04:37,963 You are so tense right now. 1004 01:04:38,082 --> 01:04:40,002 - Smile. - Calm down. 1005 01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:41,674 - It's a party. - I know. 1006 01:04:42,044 --> 01:04:44,325 - That's what's so terrifying. - No! 1007 01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:57,352 - Hey, how's it going? - Hey! 1008 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:03,315 Hey, Ronnie. 1009 01:05:03,816 --> 01:05:05,026 I thought you were sick. 1010 01:05:05,651 --> 01:05:08,031 Who's ready to get this bitch started? Let's go! 1011 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:10,071 Sorry about that, ladies, sorry about that. 1012 01:05:11,866 --> 01:05:13,486 I need to talk to you... now. 1013 01:05:14,368 --> 01:05:15,368 Sure. 1014 01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:17,253 Like, alone, outside. 1015 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,630 Okay. Sure, let's go. 1016 01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:24,134 I'll be right back. 1017 01:05:57,286 --> 01:05:58,576 You probably deserved it. 1018 01:05:58,663 --> 01:06:00,543 Probably ditched your best friend too. 1019 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,957 So what's the real story? 1020 01:06:07,171 --> 01:06:08,631 Veronica... 1021 01:06:09,090 --> 01:06:11,050 Wow, everybody does speak Mandarin. 1022 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:13,763 - Come on wreck, keg stand, now. Let's go! - What? 1023 01:06:13,844 --> 01:06:15,054 You're gonna love it. 1024 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:16,757 You're such a drama queen now. 1025 01:06:18,140 --> 01:06:19,270 She's not that bad. 1026 01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:20,732 She's... 1027 01:06:20,810 --> 01:06:22,600 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1028 01:06:23,896 --> 01:06:25,436 She's actually kinda cool. 1029 01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:27,818 Like, a totally unfortunate way. 1030 01:06:28,067 --> 01:06:30,947 If you wanna commit social suicide, fine, 1031 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:33,282 but Sierra Burgess is a loser. 1032 01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:34,993 Remember? 1033 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,494 Only losers hang out with losers. 1034 01:06:42,581 --> 01:06:43,501 Mackenzie, wait. 1035 01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:45,792 Yo, everyone in here! Everyone in here! 1036 01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:47,955 Chug, chug! Chug, chug! 1037 01:06:48,045 --> 01:06:50,415 Come on, everybody gather around! Watch this! 1038 01:06:52,258 --> 01:06:54,888 Chug, chug! Chug, chug! 1039 01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:13,695 Whoo! 1040 01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,238 You tamed the beast! 1041 01:07:20,453 --> 01:07:21,293 My turn. 1042 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,754 Come on, let's go. Get me up here. 1043 01:07:26,125 --> 01:07:28,085 Chug, chug! Chug, chug! 1044 01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:33,091 I told Veronica she's dumb to make her insecure. 1045 01:07:33,674 --> 01:07:36,054 I guarantee she puts out tonight. 1046 01:07:38,429 --> 01:07:39,809 You're the master. 1047 01:07:39,930 --> 01:07:41,310 I bow down to you, sir. 1048 01:07:47,688 --> 01:07:48,688 Hi. 1049 01:07:49,106 --> 01:07:50,476 I love your poodle. 1050 01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:54,652 That's so adorable. 1051 01:07:59,366 --> 01:08:00,366 Dick! 1052 01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:22,178 Oh, my God! Jesus! 1053 01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:24,599 Spence? 1054 01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:27,727 What are you doing here? 1055 01:08:29,313 --> 01:08:31,403 I saw your post and I had to see you. 1056 01:08:32,608 --> 01:08:33,648 My Hamlet video? 1057 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:37,318 What? No, the one about this party. 1058 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,276 Do you wanna get out of here? 1059 01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:44,908 This place is, like, crawling with dudes. 1060 01:08:44,995 --> 01:08:46,705 I can't just ditch my friend. 1061 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,125 Come on. 1062 01:08:52,878 --> 01:08:53,878 Go where? 1063 01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:55,881 Babe, just for a second. 1064 01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:57,549 Come on. 1065 01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:00,218 We need to talk. 1066 01:09:01,428 --> 01:09:02,428 In my car. 1067 01:09:38,257 --> 01:09:39,297 Pick up. 1068 01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:41,429 Pick up, Veronica. 1069 01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:47,023 Plato believed that physical beauty... 1070 01:09:48,225 --> 01:09:51,765 could be in the form of, you know, sensory experience and... 1071 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:55,402 I'm enjoying this sensory experience. 1072 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:07,447 What? Wait. 1073 01:10:19,506 --> 01:10:20,506 Frick! 1074 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:21,276 Hello? Hello? 1075 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:27,991 Are you there? 1076 01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,738 I really like you. 1077 01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:37,246 I... 1078 01:11:37,918 --> 01:11:39,918 I really, really like you. 1079 01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:46,304 Because you're so good. You're so good. 1080 01:11:48,429 --> 01:11:49,599 You don't lie. 1081 01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,770 You don't speak Chinese. 1082 01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:54,517 - and you don't... - Wait, wait. 1083 01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:56,732 Are you drunk right now? 1084 01:11:58,355 --> 01:11:59,935 Do you think you could like me? 1085 01:12:02,568 --> 01:12:03,568 Like... 1086 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:05,946 really like me, like, not for my... 1087 01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:09,617 my stupid looks, or because I'm deaf... 1088 01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:12,750 - and because I... - Wait, wait. Wait. 1089 01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,365 What are you talking about? 1090 01:12:14,455 --> 01:12:16,165 I need to tell you something, 1091 01:12:16,790 --> 01:12:18,420 and you're gonna hate me. 1092 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:19,876 I... 1093 01:12:20,836 --> 01:12:21,876 I doubt that. 1094 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,009 I don't think I could ever hate you. 1095 01:12:24,089 --> 01:12:25,469 No matter what you tell me. 1096 01:12:25,799 --> 01:12:26,969 I think you're gonna. 1097 01:12:31,513 --> 01:12:33,063 What, is it really that bad? 1098 01:12:58,665 --> 01:12:59,875 Goodnight. 1099 01:13:04,296 --> 01:13:06,506 Honey, do you know what kind of kids 1100 01:13:06,590 --> 01:13:08,510 go to a party and get drunk? 1101 01:13:09,676 --> 01:13:11,426 Kids with low self-esteem. 1102 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:14,434 Sierra, do you have low self-esteem? 1103 01:13:15,015 --> 01:13:16,015 Mom. 1104 01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:20,225 I thought we taught you R-E-S-P-E-C-T. 1105 01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:22,901 - Rein in... - Every Self-doubt, 1106 01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:25,361 Peer Expectation and Competitive Thought. 1107 01:13:25,442 --> 01:13:27,282 - Yes, Mom. I know, okay? - Okay. 1108 01:13:27,361 --> 01:13:29,721 Wait a minute. Before you try to argue your way out of this, 1109 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:32,450 which we all know you can do with exceptional talent, 1110 01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,533 you're grounded. 1111 01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:35,696 - What? - You're grounded. 1112 01:13:35,869 --> 01:13:36,869 - Honey, we... - Dad! 1113 01:13:36,954 --> 01:13:39,754 - ...talked about this. - No, Jules, you talked about it. 1114 01:13:39,998 --> 01:13:41,958 It was some motto that spelled out "free to fly," 1115 01:13:42,042 --> 01:13:43,292 but this is my house too, 1116 01:13:43,377 --> 01:13:45,417 where there are actions and consequences, 1117 01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:48,134 and this little drunk birdie needs her wings clipped. 1118 01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,931 It is not appropriate to ground her. 1119 01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,181 - Why not? - Well, because! 1120 01:13:54,596 --> 01:13:55,846 What has gotten into her? 1121 01:13:56,807 --> 01:13:58,057 "We hop in the car. 1122 01:13:58,434 --> 01:13:59,644 It's a super fast ride." 1123 01:14:00,644 --> 01:14:03,984 "We dance on the bar and have a sweet time." 1124 01:14:07,526 --> 01:14:09,946 Inspired, Chrissy. You could co-write for Kesha. 1125 01:14:11,613 --> 01:14:12,613 And now, 1126 01:14:12,781 --> 01:14:17,201 last but not least, our resident progeny of literary greatness, 1127 01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:18,656 Sierra Burgess. 1128 01:14:21,790 --> 01:14:23,000 Sierra! 1129 01:14:27,588 --> 01:14:28,588 I forgot. 1130 01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:30,299 What do you mean you forgot? 1131 01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:33,089 Are you trying to prove a point? 1132 01:14:34,344 --> 01:14:35,344 I forgot. 1133 01:14:35,929 --> 01:14:37,259 I'm sorry, there's just... 1134 01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:39,483 so much has been going on lately 1135 01:14:39,558 --> 01:14:40,888 and it slipped my mind. 1136 01:14:41,518 --> 01:14:43,598 Well, you know this is going to cost you. 1137 01:14:43,937 --> 01:14:46,567 And you still have to do the assignment. 1138 01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:49,028 I passed out, and I have no idea if I told the truth. 1139 01:14:49,109 --> 01:14:51,359 By the time Ronnie called me back, she'd already done it. 1140 01:14:51,445 --> 01:14:53,245 I didn't have the heart to tell her the truth. 1141 01:14:54,239 --> 01:14:56,489 But I thought y'all wasn't going out last night. 1142 01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,325 You told me you wasn't going out. 1143 01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:00,370 - That's why we couldn't hang out. - Okay, well... 1144 01:15:01,330 --> 01:15:03,250 Hey, hey. What's wrong? 1145 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:05,332 I just need a hug. I just... 1146 01:15:06,126 --> 01:15:08,746 - Ronnie, what happened? Are you okay? - He dumped me. 1147 01:15:08,837 --> 01:15:10,837 Spence, he dumped me again. 1148 01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:14,721 - Over DM. - God. 1149 01:15:14,801 --> 01:15:16,551 - I know. - Ronnie. - Can we talk? - Yeah. 1150 01:15:18,972 --> 01:15:21,812 - What the shit? - Not now, Dan. Okay? 1151 01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:22,892 I... Let's go. 1152 01:15:31,235 --> 01:15:32,485 Some people just suck. 1153 01:15:32,569 --> 01:15:34,949 And if he doesn't like you for you, then screw him anyway. 1154 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:37,490 This would never have happened if I dated someone like Jamey. 1155 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:40,160 He's one of the good ones. He's... 1156 01:15:40,410 --> 01:15:41,500 he's hot and... 1157 01:15:41,995 --> 01:15:44,705 - weird, smart, and... - Do you like him? 1158 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:47,625 No! 1159 01:15:59,471 --> 01:16:00,311 Hey. 1160 01:16:00,472 --> 01:16:03,182 Hey, so about last night. 1161 01:16:04,643 --> 01:16:06,603 Did I say something weird? 1162 01:16:06,812 --> 01:16:08,862 Oh, you mean while you were white-girl wasted? 1163 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:11,611 Yeah, I think weird would be an understatement. 1164 01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:12,902 What did I tell you? 1165 01:16:14,069 --> 01:16:15,109 What do you think... 1166 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:16,284 that you told me? 1167 01:16:16,363 --> 01:16:18,743 What do you think I think you think I told you? 1168 01:16:19,616 --> 01:16:23,116 What, are you, like, afraid to tell me that you like me or something? 1169 01:16:24,121 --> 01:16:25,121 No! 1170 01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:28,082 No? 1171 01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:32,592 No, I mean, yeah, no. I don't know. 1172 01:16:33,046 --> 01:16:35,416 Let's just not say it over the phone, okay? 1173 01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:37,134 Not like this. 1174 01:16:37,467 --> 01:16:41,217 Okay. Well, then this silence... 1175 01:16:41,305 --> 01:16:45,475 is me not telling you that I like you-like you. 1176 01:16:47,227 --> 01:16:48,227 Okay? 1177 01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:52,230 - And I will see you tonight. - Okay. 1178 01:16:52,649 --> 01:16:55,239 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 1179 01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:34,021 Veronica! 1180 01:17:35,108 --> 01:17:36,188 Veronica! 1181 01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:52,291 Hey! 1182 01:17:52,334 --> 01:17:54,384 - Hi. - I finally get to show you off. 1183 01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:03,507 You wanna meet the team? 1184 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:06,846 They're kinda the enemy, you know. 1185 01:18:07,307 --> 01:18:08,477 Go Tigers. 1186 01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:11,728 Well, you don't wanna be seen fraternizing with the enemy. 1187 01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:16,611 I think this is gonna be a problem. 1188 01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:18,484 Why? 1189 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:39,917 Shit! Don't... 1190 01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:43,394 - What was that for? - What do you mean? What did I do? 1191 01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:46,429 What? 1192 01:18:47,347 --> 01:18:49,467 - I gotta go. - Wait, is this about that guy, Spence? 1193 01:18:50,308 --> 01:18:51,308 Veronica! 1194 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,877 Total of 20,000 followers. 1195 01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,300 Please tell me you're stupid enough. 1196 01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:27,928 Moronica. 1197 01:19:52,829 --> 01:19:53,909 Break! 1198 01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:17,443 Sierra! 1199 01:20:20,023 --> 01:20:22,613 Did you just get dissed by the biggest loser in school? 1200 01:20:22,692 --> 01:20:23,862 What? 1201 01:20:53,014 --> 01:20:55,274 Hey, can you do me a favor and yell "Jamey"? 1202 01:20:55,976 --> 01:20:57,386 I'm supposed to be deaf. 1203 01:20:57,686 --> 01:20:59,556 Kenny, don't. 1204 01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:02,148 Please, just yell "Jamey" as loud as you can. 1205 01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:03,782 - Jamey! - Kenny... 1206 01:21:07,779 --> 01:21:08,819 Okay, one more time. 1207 01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:10,566 Jamey! 1208 01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:13,789 Jamey! 1209 01:21:17,789 --> 01:21:18,959 Sierra! 1210 01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:25,125 Wow, you have no self-respect. 1211 01:21:27,966 --> 01:21:29,336 Come on, one more time! 1212 01:21:29,634 --> 01:21:31,514 Ready? Okay. 1213 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:37,725 Whoa. 1214 01:21:41,062 --> 01:21:42,652 - Ready? - Break! 1215 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:48,986 Hike! 1216 01:21:53,658 --> 01:21:55,038 Go Jamey! 1217 01:21:55,493 --> 01:21:57,503 You moron! That's the wrong team. 1218 01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:00,289 Shit. 1219 01:22:32,614 --> 01:22:35,784 Russ, I think kids are smoking pot by the bathrooms again. 1220 01:22:35,867 --> 01:22:37,287 Yeah, yeah. Go check it out. 1221 01:22:38,286 --> 01:22:39,616 V got dumped. 1222 01:22:41,539 --> 01:22:43,579 How is this happening? 1223 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:11,819 Too easy. 1224 01:23:14,030 --> 01:23:16,120 [girl About time someone took her down a peg. 1225 01:23:37,929 --> 01:23:39,349 Jamey! You okay? 1226 01:23:40,223 --> 01:23:41,223 Jamey! 1227 01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:42,596 Call the medic! 1228 01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:50,225 Ronnie, Ronnie, where are you going? 1229 01:23:53,737 --> 01:23:55,277 Felt so good! 1230 01:23:58,116 --> 01:23:59,906 Hey, hey. Alright, alright. 1231 01:24:00,243 --> 01:24:01,243 Here, look at me. 1232 01:24:02,370 --> 01:24:04,750 - How many fingers am I holding up? - Two. 1233 01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,250 - Jamey! - Sierra, wait! 1234 01:24:08,293 --> 01:24:09,883 - Sierra? - Sierra, 1235 01:24:09,961 --> 01:24:12,091 why did you do this to me? - Wait. Veronica. 1236 01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:15,222 - Are you cheating on me with Spence? - No! 1237 01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:17,220 Jamey, I'm not. And I'm not who you think I am, 1238 01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:18,802 and she's not who you think she is. 1239 01:24:18,887 --> 01:24:21,057 She's been pretending to be me and I've been her, 1240 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:23,179 and she's been catfishing you this entire time. 1241 01:24:23,266 --> 01:24:25,516 No, okay, wait. Please, listen to me. 1242 01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:28,772 - You have to let me explain, okay, please. - Wait, your voice. 1243 01:24:29,647 --> 01:24:32,168 - Alright, that's enough. - Please, just give me a second. 1244 01:24:32,192 --> 01:24:33,392 Let's get outta here. 1245 01:24:34,944 --> 01:24:36,744 Just stay the hell away from me. 1246 01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:39,907 Both of you. 1247 01:24:43,244 --> 01:24:44,754 Why did you do this to me? 1248 01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:46,540 You kissed him. 1249 01:24:47,123 --> 01:24:48,123 I saw you kiss him. 1250 01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:50,878 Well, he thinks I'm you, remember? That was the whole plan. 1251 01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:54,255 You whine about your looks, 1252 01:24:54,672 --> 01:24:56,882 but you've no idea what it's like to be me. 1253 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:01,137 I told you things I haven't told anyone. 1254 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,310 You think I'm mean? 1255 01:25:03,973 --> 01:25:05,433 You should check the mirror, 1256 01:25:05,517 --> 01:25:08,017 because your looks are the least ugly thing about you. 1257 01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:20,532 Sierra, Sierra. 1258 01:25:20,698 --> 01:25:22,118 Please tell me that wasn't you. 1259 01:25:24,410 --> 01:25:25,950 Come on, you hate Veronica. 1260 01:25:26,913 --> 01:25:28,333 Sierra, that was just wrong. 1261 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,420 I don't even know who you are anymore. 1262 01:25:38,174 --> 01:25:39,724 Sierra, honey, what's wrong? 1263 01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:41,585 You know, it's... 1264 01:25:41,928 --> 01:25:45,598 it's easy for you to spout your self-esteem BS, 1265 01:25:46,599 --> 01:25:47,929 but look at me. 1266 01:25:49,352 --> 01:25:54,442 Do you have any idea what it's like to be a teenage girl and to look like this? 1267 01:25:57,610 --> 01:26:00,200 Of course not, because you're tiny, 1268 01:26:00,446 --> 01:26:01,986 you're tiny and you're beautiful 1269 01:26:02,073 --> 01:26:03,873 and you've always been beautiful. 1270 01:26:05,201 --> 01:26:07,411 And this is what you stuck me with. 1271 01:27:17,023 --> 01:27:20,613 And thus concludes our unit on mitosis. 1272 01:27:21,861 --> 01:27:23,531 We now enter telophase, 1273 01:27:24,447 --> 01:27:26,197 during which the cell 1274 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,201 cleaves apart forever 1275 01:27:28,785 --> 01:27:30,285 in two distinct cells. 1276 01:27:49,055 --> 01:27:50,345 About the assignment. 1277 01:27:50,598 --> 01:27:52,228 I asked for a poem. 1278 01:27:52,308 --> 01:27:53,688 You turned in a song. 1279 01:27:53,768 --> 01:27:57,058 I know. I just really wanted to do my own thing. 1280 01:27:57,146 --> 01:27:59,606 Your own thing was also late. 1281 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:05,991 But it was emotional, raw... 1282 01:28:06,531 --> 01:28:08,781 and those are the marks of a true artist. 1283 01:28:08,866 --> 01:28:10,536 You are very special. 1284 01:28:11,327 --> 01:28:13,577 And I hope when the time comes, 1285 01:28:13,788 --> 01:28:16,788 you will allow me to write you a college recommendation. 1286 01:28:17,750 --> 01:28:18,750 Thank you. 1287 01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:20,839 In the meantime, 1288 01:28:20,920 --> 01:28:22,880 whoever you wrote those words for, 1289 01:28:22,964 --> 01:28:24,844 you should tell him, or her... 1290 01:28:26,050 --> 01:28:29,510 both being equally valid choices. 1291 01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:31,430 I will. Dad. 1292 01:28:42,525 --> 01:28:43,735 Can we talk? 1293 01:29:13,222 --> 01:29:14,682 I'm sorry I suck so bad. 1294 01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:24,533 You don't suck. 1295 01:29:26,110 --> 01:29:27,110 Okay, a little bit. 1296 01:29:30,114 --> 01:29:31,114 That's fair. 1297 01:29:34,035 --> 01:29:35,865 Still wanna go to homecoming with me? 1298 01:29:36,454 --> 01:29:37,454 Oh, hell no. 1299 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:41,630 But you should definitely save me a dance, though. 1300 01:29:41,751 --> 01:29:43,961 If that's not too much to ask. 1301 01:29:44,962 --> 01:29:47,052 Alright, pound it. 1302 01:29:50,635 --> 01:29:52,345 So, how are you gonna fix this? 1303 01:29:52,970 --> 01:29:56,890 Since you're like, the biggest loser in school now or whatever, maybe we can... 1304 01:31:40,620 --> 01:31:41,620 Wow! 1305 01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,794 "Family like this has often a deep sadness in it. 1306 01:31:46,667 --> 01:31:49,087 Nature, that great tragic dramatist, 1307 01:31:49,837 --> 01:31:52,667 knits us together by bone and muscle 1308 01:31:53,049 --> 01:31:56,259 and divides us by the subtler web of our brains." 1309 01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:01,223 George Eliot. 1310 01:32:04,852 --> 01:32:06,482 Sierra, you are beautiful, 1311 01:32:07,438 --> 01:32:09,228 but you are so much more than that. 1312 01:32:10,191 --> 01:32:12,031 Look at your fine intellect, 1313 01:32:13,236 --> 01:32:14,696 and all that writing talent. 1314 01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:17,531 Dad... 1315 01:32:18,074 --> 01:32:21,334 it's terrifying growing up under your shadow. 1316 01:32:22,411 --> 01:32:23,581 You're a genius. 1317 01:32:24,580 --> 01:32:27,670 Mom's gorgeous and successful. 1318 01:32:29,335 --> 01:32:30,375 I am... 1319 01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:36,184 I don't know what I am. 1320 01:32:39,637 --> 01:32:41,217 I'm neither of those things. 1321 01:32:45,518 --> 01:32:46,728 How can I top that? 1322 01:32:47,812 --> 01:32:49,232 Sierra, just be you. 1323 01:32:51,482 --> 01:32:54,032 So far you're pretty good at finding your own way. 1324 01:32:57,572 --> 01:32:58,612 How about a hug? 1325 01:32:59,323 --> 01:33:00,993 From one sunflower to another. 1326 01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:11,841 You can't bring junk in here. 1327 01:33:12,378 --> 01:33:13,458 What if Scooter eats it? 1328 01:33:14,046 --> 01:33:15,086 That's the point. 1329 01:33:15,172 --> 01:33:16,762 You don't talk to me like that. 1330 01:33:17,133 --> 01:33:19,803 Your father would roll over in his grave. 1331 01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:21,301 Our dad's not dead. 1332 01:33:22,930 --> 01:33:23,930 Mom. 1333 01:33:27,518 --> 01:33:28,518 I know. 1334 01:33:30,438 --> 01:33:31,558 But he should be. 1335 01:33:33,941 --> 01:33:35,821 I'm sorry for what happened to you. 1336 01:33:38,529 --> 01:33:40,199 Dad's a level ten loser. 1337 01:33:41,616 --> 01:33:44,656 And you can't keep living your life like everyone's gonna screw you over. 1338 01:33:48,414 --> 01:33:49,544 We need our Mom back. 1339 01:33:56,172 --> 01:33:57,172 Hi. 1340 01:34:08,184 --> 01:34:09,394 Shouldn't you get going? 1341 01:34:11,270 --> 01:34:14,190 Ironically, home is not where you're supposed to spend homecoming. 1342 01:34:14,273 --> 01:34:18,403 Yeah, it's the beauty of going stag. 1343 01:34:18,486 --> 01:34:20,146 Nobody's waiting on me. 1344 01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:23,319 Okay, you done, honey? 1345 01:34:23,407 --> 01:34:26,867 - Oh, yeah. Thank you. - Yep. 1346 01:34:29,997 --> 01:34:31,417 - Sierra? - Oh, yeah. 1347 01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:20,013 - Honey? - You going? 1348 01:35:29,932 --> 01:35:31,772 Oh, good. 1349 01:35:55,499 --> 01:35:57,629 - Hi. - Hi. 1350 01:36:01,714 --> 01:36:03,634 What are you doing here? 1351 01:36:06,469 --> 01:36:07,799 I talked to Veronica. 1352 01:36:08,512 --> 01:36:09,512 The real one. 1353 01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:12,807 She played me your song. 1354 01:36:14,685 --> 01:36:15,765 She also had some... 1355 01:36:17,563 --> 01:36:19,903 arguments, in your favor. 1356 01:36:20,024 --> 01:36:22,154 I had no idea you taught her the Socratic method. 1357 01:36:23,903 --> 01:36:24,903 It's impressive. 1358 01:36:28,532 --> 01:36:30,662 Look, Sierra, what you did was terrible. 1359 01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:32,953 I mean, bad, like, really bad, 1360 01:36:33,037 --> 01:36:34,247 - and... - I know. 1361 01:36:34,622 --> 01:36:36,042 And I'm so sorry. 1362 01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:42,671 But do you ever feel sometimes the world is conspiring against you? 1363 01:36:44,131 --> 01:36:46,681 - To tell you that you're not good enough. - Yeah. 1364 01:36:46,759 --> 01:36:49,139 I get why you did it, I do, and... 1365 01:36:49,386 --> 01:36:51,556 honestly, had we not met the way that we had, 1366 01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:56,143 maybe I wouldn't have noticed you. 1367 01:36:57,311 --> 01:36:59,481 I mean, you're not exactly everybody's type 1368 01:36:59,563 --> 01:37:00,823 - and... - Okay. 1369 01:37:01,607 --> 01:37:02,727 - Thanks. - But... 1370 01:37:03,609 --> 01:37:04,609 But... 1371 01:37:07,446 --> 01:37:08,486 you're my type. 1372 01:37:09,782 --> 01:37:13,792 You are exactly my type. I mean, 1373 01:37:13,869 --> 01:37:17,919 you're smart and funny and beautiful and talented. 1374 01:37:18,207 --> 01:37:21,127 I haven't been that impressed by a voice 1375 01:37:21,210 --> 01:37:24,170 on someone who's not famous ever, like, ever. 1376 01:37:29,593 --> 01:37:30,593 For the record, 1377 01:37:32,471 --> 01:37:35,271 I think that roses are more like... 1378 01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:38,270 the bitchy supermodels of flowers. 1379 01:37:42,231 --> 01:37:44,071 - Thank you. - Yeah. 1380 01:38:24,148 --> 01:38:25,608 Have we done that before? 1381 01:38:27,651 --> 01:38:30,861 Come on, let's get you to homecoming. 1382 01:38:32,656 --> 01:38:33,656 After you. 1383 01:38:54,845 --> 01:38:56,215 Can you give me one second? 1384 01:38:58,098 --> 01:38:59,098 I got a date! 1385 01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:05,558 Can you give me a sec? 1386 01:39:06,482 --> 01:39:07,482 I'll get drinks. 1387 01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:44,981 Okay, you two cannot be best friends without me. 1388 01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:47,814 Okay. 99148