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[laughter]

[audience claps]

Lucy!

What's the matter with you?

Nothing. Why?

You seem a bit yumpy.

Yumpy? Who's jumpy?

[audience laughs]

Very funny.

While you were snoring I went ahead and made my own breakfast.

I'm off to my English lesson....

...then I'm off to the club for the big show tonight.

Oh, Ricky!

Just this once...

...can I come to the club tonight?

For the thousandth time, NO!

I have a very busy day today.

I'll see you tonight after the show.

And Lucy...

No funny business!

Don't let me catch you trying to slip into the club.

Don't worry.

There won't be any sneaking.

Oh.

Good luck!

She's in a real mood today.

Wow! You look terrrible.

Good morining to you too.

What happened to you last night?

One minute we're at the restaurant having a great girls' night out...

...the next thing I know you get up and go the bathroom and never come back!

I had to call Ricky to make sure you got home okay.

That's just it...

I don't remember a thing.

Dinner!

there wasn't a tattoo parlor at that restaurant last night by chance?

Lucy...

How in the world did that giet there?

I thought maybe....

...You could tell me!

Oh, Lucy. What are you gonna do?

You know the kind of girls who get tattoos?

And what is Ricky going to say?

He's not gonna say anything!

He's never gonna see it!

What do you mean the kind of girls who get tattoos?

Hookers and sluts!

Fred what's the matter with you?

I thought you were talking about girls with tattoos?

What if we were?!

Whores!

Waaa!

Fred, now look what you've done!

Let's get out of here.

What'd I say?

Lucy, don't worry.

We'll go out tonight and have a nice girls' night out.

It'll be okay.

Ricky wants a nice girl!

Not a tramp!

Waaa!

Waaa! [audience claps]

[knocking]

Well I guess it's just you and me today.

I guess so.

[laughs]

Do you wanna touch me?

Do you want to touch me?

No, no, no....

I'm asking...

Si, por fa vor....

Let me see that cute dick of yours.

Oh, yeah! I'm gonna give you a lesson.

Right there. Suck that! Get it wet! Sit back on it.

Do it again.

Come here baby.

Oh, yeah, you dirty boy!

Hi. Are you ready to order? Am I?

Rough night last night?

I wish I knew! Oh, boy.

Let me go ahead and pour you a hot cup of coffee/

Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry.

Let me get you a fresh....

It's okay.

Wait a minute...

[dreamy sounds]

It's starting to come back to me!

Oops. This isn't the bathroom.

Ethel! Ethel, can you hear me?

[alien voices] We are not going to hurt you.

Am I dreaming?!

...your sexual inhibitions.

Is it safe?

When it suddenly appeared to us.

Relax. A few million abuductions from now...

...every part of a girl will have one.

I don't know about this!

Don't worry.

We cum in peace!

Oh, my that is so nice and big!

Oh, make me scream! I wanna scream!

Ricky's never gonna believe me!

We all know what they say about girls with tattoos.

...what do they say?

Honestly Fred, you need to be more careful with your words!

It wasn't like I said being a slut's a bad thing.

Oh, so you want me to be a slut?

Of course I do.

.... That's not funny.

The truth really....

...all this stuff...all this bickering and compromise...

...let's do a 68. What's 68?

I do you and you owe me one.

I've had it with you! I'm taking Lucy to Ricky's club tonight so you can just fix your own supper!

Fine by me.

where do you think you're going?

Meet my dinner guests.

Dinner guests?

Six buds and a girly... [laughter]

You look like you could use some love and attention.

You know girls like us need to stick together.

But I'm not like that. I'm a good girl.

Oh, yes. You're a very good girl!

I think I'm starting to feel a little better.

that's exactly what you needed. I told you it's what you needed.

It does feel nice when you rub my shoulders. Doesn't it though?

It's gonna start to feel even better.

Oh, my!

You know what? Why don't you take this dress off? I'll be right back.

Look familiar?

Like the tattoos?

We got 'em from the same place.

Oh my! Do you remember now?

I remember! Do you?

Oh! You're a dirty girl!

You taste so good!

Oh, your tongue is so warm and soft!

where's that toy?

It's right here. Get it nice and wet.

Oh, that feels nice!

so pretty!

Oh, suck on my clit!

Oh, stick it right inside my pussy.

right inside my pussy.

Right here?

Play with those titties.

Suck my clit!

Oh, I'm cumming!

Oh, I want you to taste....

You taste so good.

I love you to lick my pussy!

Suck your pussy?

Yeah.

Come here.

Okay!!

this is what you want?

That's exactly what I want!

You are a good girl!

that pussy is sweet!

OH, good girl! That feels so good!

That feel's so good!

Right there!

Shove it back in me!

Get it right in there.

No. You know what, use the other one.

The bigger one!

Yeah, lick that clit!

Make that little pink box cum!

Suck that clit, Lucy!

You good little girl, Lucy!

Lucy! I'm home! [audience claps]

Dear Ricky,

I've left...

I need to figure out who I am.

P.S., there's some leftover meatloaf in the fridge.

PPS...

...why can't I come to the club?

Waaa!!!

Have you seen Lucy?

She says she needs to figure out who she is.

[phone rings]

Hello. Oh, hi Jim.

You got the jobs?

Great!

Do me a favor.

Have one of the guys put them in the loading area...

I'll have someone bring them into the club later and unpack them.

Oh, and Jim...

You got the big drums, right?

.... Great.

See you later.

New drums for the show, huh?

A brand new pair just perfect for the size of....[laughter]

Don't bother pal.

That's one gift that looks a lot better wrapped.[laughter]

I've had enough of you today! I'm going home to get ready for my night out with Lucy.

Lucy sure is lucky to have a friend like Ethel.

But that's Lucy for you everybody loves her.

You can say that again.

Did the drums arrive yet?

I haven't seen them.

Hello, beautiful!

Hi, handsome! Do you have any time before the show to have a little fun?

maybe later.

Okay. You come with me.

You fuck so hard! You gonna make me cum!

Are these them? Yeah, 2 custom order drums. Let's get 'em in there.

These must be steel drums! More like lead. [laughter]

Gotta get 'em in there.

Ethel...

You're a ....

To tell you the truth, I can't believe it worked.

Ricky, tried keeping me out of this club for all these years.

And for what?

Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

And welcome to the Cabana Club!

Where everyone has a swinging good time.

[applause]

Please direct your attention to this evening's main attractions...

Two lovely ladies...

...who are looking to share some love.

Share some love? What does he mean?

Lucy....

...everyone's staring at us!

So it looks like you finally get your wish.

Ricky!

What is this place?

And now ladies and gentlemen...

I'd like to introduce you...

...to my wife...and her best friend.

Are you ready for the main attraction?

Ricky!

Ricky, we can't do this in front of everyone!

I'm not that kind of girl!

Oh, Lucy, what the hell!?

Who are we trying to kid? You're that kind of girl and you know it.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Ethel!

Are you sure about this?!

Have you seen who I'm married to?

Good point.

Asta manyana men.

You like to suck it?

All you have to do is get on your knees and open your pretty mouth.

Come on. Come on now. Try it.

Ricky! Ricky!

Oh, Ethel!

What have we gotten ourselves into? I'm not sure.

Dont be bashful Ethel. That's right.

My turn.

Let me feed it to you.

Put it in your mouth, Lucy.

Let me see your titties, Ethel.

Ethel!

Use your other hand so that everyone can see out in the audience.

Get it wet, Lucy.

And now ladies, I have something for you.

Lay down, right here.

Spread your legs.

Oh, Ethel.

Spread 'em like this?

That's pretty good!

What's happening?

I bet Fred doesn't do this!

Hell no!

Oh, thank you Ricky!

I think I should be invited to the club more often!

Yes, let me see your pussy, Ethel.

Oh, was that nice? Oh, yeah.

Oh, Ricky!

Watch this.

It's getting very comfortable very fast.

Oh, Ricky, you should fuck Lucy in front of me!

Hold it open, Lucy.

Oh, Ricky!

Now, Ethel? [Ethel]Oh, yeah. You see?

Open your pussy for me.

Oh, yes!

You like everybody to watch you Lucy?

Ricky, I always knew I'd be good at being a show girl!

You're now in show business!

Yes!

Is this what you do at your club?

You excited Ethel? You excited to be at the club?

Now hold her open...just like that.

Oh, Ricky I can sing and dance!

And you know what?

Oh, it feels so good!

I like it.

Oh, Ricky that's it!

Oh, fuck me!

Ethel let me see your ass up in the air.

What a beautiful ... pussy!

I've got a great view!

Oh, Ethel, Fred is one lucky guy!

Oh, make her pussy feel good, Ricky!

Lick it Lucy? I like it.

I like to see you do it, Ricky.

Come here Lucy. Come sit on my cock.

I'm so glad you're my best friend!

Me too!

Oh, I'm cumming!

Ethel, it's your turn.

But I want to be polite and clean it off befoer you have a place to sit.

Be a good friend.

Fuck her Ricky.

So you want to be in the band, Lucy? Hmm hmmm.

You got her opened up now! Oh, yes, she's open.

You know what, Lucy? I'm going to have to fuck you some more.

I love it when I'm...being penetrated.

It feels so nice.

Ethel, lay down...and open your legs.

Oh, what's Fred going to think?

Yes, you girls want me to cum?

You want me to cum all over your pussies?

[applause]

Hookers! Sluts! Whores!