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~By Zeus~

'Today, 3:10 p.m Sanjeevani Hospital, Mumbai'

Sir, doctor wants to see you

Are you married?

'6 months ago'

Please be seated

Krishna has started his antics!

Where, bro?

Father Panchayat Board President

Mother

Refer the previous question

She’s still alive

In my heart and mind

Till date I’ve professed ‘I love you’ to 27 girls

I’ve been rejected 30 times

30 times?

2 girls Thrice

I've been a bachelor from birth

I have a boyfriend

Your form?

If you breakup it will come in handy

What’s our program?

We can plan our action now

You see a modern girl, you'll apply for boyfriend's post!

She has joined our office only today

So many come from villages with zillion dreams

Look at him, he wants a modern girl it seems

Isn’t it obvious, she would have got committed in 7th grade?

If you want to marry a modern girl like this…

…you should've applied in grade 5 and written the entrance exam

You are way too late!

Maybe I didn’t write the exam

But I’m standing at the entrance If someone else fails, I’ll pass!

What's great about a modern girl?

She’ll speak English without grammar mistakes

Our kids will also speak English without grammar mistakes

Simple logic?

Why don’t you pick a gorgeous girl from your home town?

Fixing me with a country bumpkin?!

Even if a tiger is hungry it won’t eat grass, man

Tail is missing?

Tiger, I say

Just wait and watch

I’ll marry a superb modern girl in Mumbai or else-

Tongue pulling death

I meant I’ll commit suicide

Rock on!

♪ "About 10’o clock or so ♪ ♪ In Govt road you know" ♪

♪ "Short skirt stunner ♪ ♪ O' Jennifer!" ♪

♪ "No brawl or any ruckus ♪ ♪ No stab wounds by any thugs" ♪

♪ "What a beauty, head turner ♪ ♪ O' dear Jennifer!" ♪

♪ "Go slow on your charms, honey ♪ ♪ I might end up dead in agony" ♪

♪ "If only just once you say yes ♪ ♪ I’ll revive in total happiness" ♪

♪ "Now and then your hips make me ♪ ♪ feel like winter in summer truly" ♪

♪ "Bend it like Beckham, baby" ♪

♫ Kick your heels ♫

♪ "Krishna is indeed my name ♪ ♪ God of love is my game" ♪

♪ "You are the queen glamorous ♪ ♪ of my Brindavan garden splendorous" ♪

♪ "Kiss me, I am single ♪ ♪ Touch me, let us mingle" ♪

♪ "In my desert of solitude ♪ ♪ you’re my rain interlude" ♪

♪ "Like a rainbow in a full moon’s center ♪ ♪ you are Miss Universe, my dear" ♪

♪ "Like a boiler in a tea stall, missy ♪ ♪ in my heart you boil to a 100°C" ♪

♪ "Now and then your hips make me ♪ ♪ feel like winter in summer really" ♪

♪ "Bend it like Beckham, baby" ♪

♫ Have a ball ♫

♫ Have a blast ♫

♪ "Around 10’o clock or so ♪ ♪ In Govt road you know" ♪

♪ "Short skirt heart-breaker ♪ ♪ O' Jennifer!" ♪

Hey! Get lost

You’ve made me realize how important love is in my life

I shouldn’t have fought with him because he didn’t come to pick me up

Who?

Him

- Sorry, dear - It’s okay, love

- Get lost! - Huh?

Scoot

Freak out!

It has become a habit for him! Gautami then, now Amy, huh?!

Let’s get back to our business

Drunken bloody dogs!

Bravo!

- Hey! - What?

Why is your phone switched off? Your father called you

- Why? - Your grandma is sick

He wants to see you at once

The grand old lady!

'Coimbatore'

Yov! Unholy cow!

Do cows know English?

Go…go

- Why did you let the cows loose? - Why are you glaring?

Is the road meant for cows or cars?

Aren’t you also from this village, sir?

Bull headed fellow, get in

(elegy)

Hey! Hello, uncle

'Your grandson is here'

'Open your eyes Just look at him'

She was fine

All of a sudden

Look at your dying grandma

Oh! Grandma

Grandmaaa!

They sent you to Heaven before you could bless me at my wedding

Pulse rate hasn’t improved

She may not pull through

Inform your kith and kin if they want to see her

She may not even survive for 48 hours

Don’t cry

Grandma will live for 48 hours it seems

Hey! She isn't dying now

I’ll pound you to a paste

She’ll stick around for 48 hours

Ask for a coffee, dear

- Wait another 48 hours, huh? - 'Go do your chores and come'

The only person Meenakshi lived for...

...was her grandson

For the past 2 days she was lying without a single movement

Today as soon as her grandson is here, look how she is responding

She was always worried about you

You went away to the city to work She was all alone in solitude

- She had just 1 wish - 'What?'

To ensure you are happily married before she leaves this world

But looks like her wish may not come true

Was that your last wish, grandma?

‘Good lord!'

'He is doing a good job of fanning the flames!’

‘He has lit a bonfire!’

'Let go of his hand'

'For heaven's sake let go, old lady'

To find you a bride in 48 hours?

Will your dad order from Flipkart?

If he decides you think it will happen?

Will you defy him in person?

Then you are not scared of him?

What rubbish! I’ll tell him

Whom should I be scared of?

This is my wedding Only I will decide

- What do you want to decide? - Tell him

Suddenly you broached the marriage topic?

I was wondering where to buy the dress and wedding chain?

- You forgot the take away gift? - 'All that is taken care of'

You just land up at the specified time

All that will be ready, huh?

Her name is Kamakshi

Know Muthusami'na from Villuvetti?

His granddaughter

She is well educated

9th grade!

Great escape!

Her name is Usha

Daughter of Ramasami'na from Kadanayallur

Her name sounds like a modern educated girl, huh?

Will she become a doctor or what?

So her father stopped her studies in 5th grade

Cooks well, excels in household chores

Biggest advantage She knows to sign her name!

This is good enough Can stand in the elections too!

Instead of waiting for your reaction...

...they expect your grandma who is dead as a dodo to react!

- Her name is Sundari - Looks like a Natraj pencil

From Courtallam in Tirunelveli

Mother is no more She sings well

Has sung in festivals and won prizes too

Does your grandma really like you?

Yes, she likes me

My mother didn’t like these girls

Find some other suitable bride

Doesn’t matter if she is from another caste

Who is this girl?

That cowherd girl

Oh! Holy cow, huh?

It’s only tomorrow

Hereafter who will fight with you about milk being diluted with water?

Even if she fought tooth and nail…

…she will keep asking for my daughter Devi

Hey! Come here

I knew in Tamil ‘maattuponnu’ means daughter-in-law

But just now realized it also means a cowherd girl!

My dream and their deal don't see eye to eye at all!

Get lost, you dumbass!

I know your preference isn’t worth a naya paisa!

Can you help me wriggle out of this?

What if she doesn’t like you?

Grandma is on her death bed

You came only to pay your last respects, right?

But you didn't expect your last respects to turn into a respectful married life

You are a good girl, that's why you agreed to the proposal

But to me your life is only important

Do you know his character?

Liquor, cigarettes, lady

Sums up this beardie!

Know why I'm sharing all this with you?

Because only your life is important to me

After hearing all this, it's okay if you still don't like him

Do you get it?

Even if you think of stopping this wedding, it's okay

Because...

...you tell her

Don't hesitate Out with it

'What are you doing?'

Because only your life is important to me

Aiyo! Black clay pot is walking!

My dear child

You told me he almost hit our cows and was a heartless fellow

She's innocent Advise her, sir

You repeatedly said you don't like him, my dear

He's thinking about your life every second in every second sentence he speaks

Listen to me, sonny

We were also thinking of somehow stopping this wedding at any cost

But...

...we are indeed blessed to get a son-in-law like you

'Where is the exit?'

A liver may be ruined for a drunkard

But his heart...

...is 24 carat gold!

Didn't I tell you this family is damn decent?

Let me break a coconut as thanksgiving to God

No temple nearby Let me find a church

He is a gem, dear

"I did it in thought and deed I made it happen indeed"

You brainless blockhead of a donkey!

With your dumb ideas you confirmed a wedding that would've got cancelled

My life is ruined

No one can stop my wedding

But you can postpone it, right?

How...?

If there is a funeral in a good family no auspicious event for 1 whole year

Is your family good or good-for-nothing?

- Who will die? - Your grandma

Catch her dying! She's clutching on to dear life

Trust me, she'll die

'Help! Oxygen mask is missing'

'Grandma is unable to breathe'

'Grandma...!'

Meenakshi...get up

Sir, will you please send them out?

By the way, who removed that oxygen mask?

Pulse rate is normal now

She will be able to sit by tomorrow morning

Yes, doctor God exists!

My favorite God didn't let me down

Grandma didn't die

Let me go to the temple and thank God!

You are our lucky mascot, dear

My mother recovered

This marriage should happen

With pomp and splendor

My mother is destined to bless the couple

Hereafter I don't want to hear any lament in this house

Only wedding bells, drums and trumpets

Why are you gaping?

Tomorrow is the wedding

Go and get some sleep soon

You live in Bombay

I thought you'll marry a glam-doll and bring her here to show me

All you could find is this cowherd girl, huh?

You have no taste whatsoever!

You got your father's genes for sure

Wretched fellow!

What are you doing to me?

Don't kill me

Grandma...!

Useless fellow!

See you, ma

Look after your health

Don't drink too much, pa

- Okay, dear - Take care of mother

- Call after you reach - I will, ma

Your time is soooper now!

You'll have the time of your life!!

Characters from soooper hit Tamil films lived in the heart of this city, Mumbai

I don't see any bullock carts here?

What an introduction I gave you!

And is this your doubt?

Look at that foreign-man

Who are these weirdos?

I'm leaving I'll go to Dubai

Where will I go with this country bumpkin?

To your room

Then everyone will know I'm married

- I boosted my wife's image - So...?

Let's send her back home

She's so pitiable

Hey! Look at my pitiful plight

How can I help you?

I'll stay in your place You move out

See you!

Bro, go bananas with these bananas

Bring oranges next time

This is too heavy for me to carry!

I'll go ahead of you

You follow me 10 steps behind

- Why...? - Bombay tradition!

Husband and wife don't walk together

Disgusting!

I found a pleasant place for your peasant wife in Matunga

Tamil area Just Rs 15000

You can't even dream of such a place, okay with it?

Okay of course

Text me the address

We must pay an advance

Do the needful

Then I'll go empty handed to Dubai-

Let me get my visa

I won't see him for 3 whole months

Where is Green Gift building?

Opposite building, sir

It's right across

Which flat, sir?

This is the couple I told you about

Has he briefed you about the flat?

I took care of all that Please come

Okay

Sir, you can't find a house like this anywhere in Bombay

I'm sure! It is closeted in a corner

Sir, your flat is on the 1st floor

Give me the key, sir

You call this livable?

How long was it locked?

You took a deposit and didn't even clean it

You've got such a spacious house in Bombay for a song

- Be happy, sir - Here

'Happy' it seems!

I'll get us something to eat

Stay here

How will I manage with her?

My grandma should be strangled!

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You walked into the right house

True, I can see you're still here

- Who cleaned up this place? - I did

- Alone...? - Hmmm...yes

Look at that!

So we don't need to hire a maid at all

Why would anyone hire a maid?

I've made lunch You must be hugnry, eat

Did you cook?

I managed something with what we brought

What about dessert?!

This food is terrible

Will any human being eat this?

Yes, even a dog won't touch this

South Indian menu daily

Boring to eat the same food

Did you cook any Italian pasta?

North Indian spread? 'Jalapeno juppy alapeno appy'

- How can you bear this? - My blessed fate!

Go back home Learn to cook and come

No rush Take your time

Fly the fried fritters!

My idea has worked out

Wow! North India breakfast and Pakistani pasta!

Why didn't you serve all this earlier to us?

Planned to hog all by yourself?

We won't eat thi-

Which flat?

She checkmates every move of ours

She's refusing to go, right?

My shirt

Hey! That's my shirt, man

This is your lucky shirt

I bought this for you

This has been stained

Her washing is tainted!

What happened?

Tomorrow is Krishna's IAS interview

His lucky shirt is stained with chilly powder!

Can we send it to the dry cleaners?

Go back home and wash it

- Go...go - Don't rush back

Detergent commercial rinsed my life clean!

Stain has gone, huh?

So are you going back home?

No more stains I dyed it

Didn't I tell you? She will 'dye' for you!

Damn you, grandma!

- What happened? - Grandmaaaaaa!

Grandmaaa!

- Is it fresh? - Yes

- Are you a Tamilian? - Yes

Which house?

Here...205

- Is that so? - My husband and I live there

- How much is it? - Rs 20 per kilo

How much do you want?

1/2 kilo

'The connection is bad'

'Yes'

I need 2

As if I won't give you

Krishna, I got 2 passes for you also

No need

It's such a prestigious event

Tamil awards in Mumbai is once in a blue moon

That too our company is sponsoring

This is the only chance to see stars at such close quarters

With an 'after the event' party in the hotel

You will show up Dance a few steps

And all the heroines will dance to your tune!

I don't think I can make it

Don't lose hope

I'm sure you'll find a modern girl there

Ever since you shifted you don't hang out with us

You must make it somehow

Here's your ticket We will see you there

- What's wrong with him? - No clue

Let's sell a few tickets and make a fast buck

I made coffee for you

What's this?

My company is sponsoring a Tamil cinema event

2 passes to attend it

Will you take me also with you?

1st time in Mumbai you wished for something

That's why I said okay

Let me repeat this

Listen carefully

When we get down you'll go alone

I'll go alone

You'll sit somewhere and I'll sit somewhere else

After the event, you'll go to the ladies' restroom

I'll go to the men's restroom

After everybody leaves...

...we'll also leave, okay?

How come you have no questions?

In a way better this way!

Meant to be a couple ticket

I have the ticket but no pair!

Thank your stars you got a ticket

Wait and watch

You said you wouldn't come

- Hurry up - Don't push

This is not my sole effort

Without the support of Raj sir I wouldn't be here

'You saw the girl next to Krishna?'

Let me talk to her

‘Revolver Raja 2 is bagging all the awards like its prequel’

A traditional looking girl is seated next to you

I think she has come alone You don’t like country bumpkins

We can exchange seats

What if she is alone?

She might even be your friend’s wife!

I swear, dog in the manger!

Everyone can dream

But if you want your dream to come true…

…only you have to decide your life

Our names should be etched even after we die

To be that 1 star in many a million...

...we have to dream

- What are you doing here? - Simply…enjoying

Oh! Restroom

Come fast We can all go together

I am very tired I’ll go home and sleep

You are here, you might as well attend the party

I don’t want to come Why are you forcing me?

Why is he creating such a scene?

‘Where is she going?’

Okay, let’s go

You fell for it? I was just joking

'Gone!'

Missed the miss, huh?

Let’s head for the bar

♪ "Hey there people!" ♪

♪ "Sridevi’s double" ♪

♪ "Hello celebrities multiple" ♪

♪ "Dance to music graceful" ♪

♪ "Following Sridevi’s example" ♪

♪ "Tap your feet rhythmical" ♪

♪ "I am Kollywood’s queen bee" ♪

♪ "Dream girl of ever so many" ♪

♪ "You can touch me alright ♪ ♪ You can hug me tight" ♪

♪ "Come close to me tonight" ♪

I don't know

♪ “I will dance like ‘Chikkubukku rail’ ♪ ♪ ‘Muqabla’ will be my song sequel” ♪

♪ “I will change into ‘Take it easy, Urvasi’ ♪ ♪ I am the ABCD lady, Michael Jacksie” ♪

♪ "I will rule east, west, north, south, dude" ♪

♪ "Emulate the Queen of England's attitude" ♪

♪ "8th wonder of the world I shall be" ♪

♪ "I am the ABCD lady, Michael Jacksie” ♪

♪ "Hey all of you here in toto" ♪

♪ "Sridevi's sister ditto" ♪

Sir, 1 photo

What happened?

What did you do to me?

What did I do?

How can my sari be undone then?

I thought high of you

I swear!

You think I stripped your sari-

What the heck!

You took me somewhere yesterday

Gave me something to drin-

- ‘She never realized it’s booze’ - My head is splitting

Forget it…go

What now?

I must take a shower and chant my prayer 10 times

Only then I’ll be at ease

Hey sonny Call madam

Madam? Who?

I’m Raj sir’s manager

Sir sent me

Call madam

There isn't any madam here

- Please leave - Hey! Madam, man

From last night the whole industry is searching only for madam

Who are you in between? Go and call her

I think you got the wrong address

I stay here by myself

I live here alone

You can leave

Madam took a taxi from the hotel and landed straight here it seems

With great difficulty I got this address from the taxi driver

You are being so flippant

Am I a fool or what?

I have to say no if it's a ‘no’? Where do you think she is?

I am here

I got you

Are you a Tamilian?

You are the next Sridevi I can guarantee you that

Your dance was too good

What style and grace!

From last night, our Tamil industry has gone bonkers, madam

Sir, don’t behave like a lunatic

Come out

Who is he? He is butting in-

You don’t understand

My manager

Appointed already?

Sitting in front of madam without any respect

Raj sir has decided

You are his next heroine

Heroine?

- Yes, man - Go, man

What about Raj sir?

You are super Raj sir is a star

Your combo will be super-star

That’s the strength of the story Heroine has a major role

The shooting is in Mumbai Raj sir informed me

The movie will start only if you agree

Otherwise it’s cancelled

That is enough for me

Movie will be a super hit Let me call Raj sir

Madam has agreed, sir

'We can start shoot immediately'

You talk to her 1 minute

What is your problem?

You got the golden goose and you're acting like a silly goose!

I’ll take care of madam’s dates, agreements and payments

You just hang around

I’ll give you 5% commission

Don’t worry Be happy

You will pay me?!

As if they will give you a share in the profit?

I’ll send the car on Friday Just bring madam to the location

I’ll manage the rest

That producer Sarath or his son will try to find out madam’s address

And might land up here to sign an agreement

If they come here, tell them

‘…there isn't any madam here I am a bachelor’

Be confident and send them away, okay?

Morons!

They will fall for it

'O’ God! Thou art the Giver of Life Remover of pain and sorrow'

'May we secure thy supreme light And guide our intellect in the path right'

Whom are you talking to?

'O’ God! Thou art the Giver of Life Remover of pain and sorrow'

'The bestower of happiness Oh! Creator of the Universe'

(chanting)

Haven’t you showered as yet?

Come fast and chant this prayer 5 times

Only then you will be sober

(chanting ‘Gayatri mantra’)

What do you think of yourself?

Do you take me for a fool?

You dance like a glam doll

Wear mini dresses

Why are you glaring at me?

Suddenly you lapse into English

You change by the minute like a chameleon

Why are you doing all this?

What is your plan?

You change like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde?

Are you an undercover cop?

Say something

- I understood - What did you understand?

You hate me

You are changing the topic

I realized it from when I landed here

‘Don’t walk with me’

I thought it will be like this in the beginning

And it will change as time goes by

Now

You are trying to get rid of me by cooking up unheard of stuff

Me…?

Why should I make you suffer?

I will go back You can be happy

Now why do you want to tell this to your father?

Not my father I’m calling your father

My father?

What did I tell you now?

Any family is bound to have squabbles

Attend to your work

Take it

What?

You don't want me to go?

No need

Not now

The other day when I asked you for the address

You wanted to say something about flat #205

You moved in without knowing about the house?

- What? - There was a girl named Ruby

She was a model

She wanted to become a heroine

Will it happen so easily?

Especially in Mumbai It is very difficult

But she was a decent girl who kept to herself

She was very depressed

Suddenly she committed suicide

The police came and a case was registered

But no one knows what happened after that

People talk of ghost stories

But they are all mere stories, humbug!

There’s no such thing as ghost or devil in this world

Someone would've seen something at night and pulled a fast one

Ask him to explain

Then he will make silly excuses or be evasive about it

If educated people like us believe all this BS and crap?

‘What is she doing here?’

This time of night what are you looking at?

We have a television too

I’m talking to you

Dev-

Ruby?

What happened?

Dream

Not going to work?

Get ready

I'll get you coffee

Who is Ruby?

A colleague of mine is getting married

Wondering if I should buy gold or ruby as gift?

Get ready Pack our bags

Where to?

Sightseeing

Where are we going?

For how long?

4 or 5 days

Pack everything

Why pack everything for 4-?

Will you please get ready?

You won't understand if I explain

Get ready

Reached?

Coming, 'bhai saab'

Are you ready?

I'm coming

Open the trunk

'How come the boxes are back here?'

'I loaded them into the taxi-'

What are you doing?

Not going to work?

You changed your dress-

Not ready?

Wh...where are we going?

- Sightseeing - Really...?

For how long?

How many ever days

Should I pack everything?

Can you get this please?

Listen, what about...

...the other suitcase?

(muttering a prayer under his breath)

Will you get ready fast?

- The other bags? - I'll handle it, come

Gently

You stay here I'll be right back

Did anyone carry the bags up from here?

When, sir?

- What happened? - Huh...?!!

Not going to work?

Listen, dear

Spare me

There's a ghost in my house

This is my house...!

Are you ready?

Here's your coffee

Hold it

'Satan Shankar PS - We have no other branches'

Welcome, Krishna

Hello, sir

Will you wait outside for half an hour?

We will call you after the meeting

Please lock the door behind you

Is your wife a devil...?

Or has a spirit possessed your wife?

No, sir, my wife is the one possessed by a spirit

I hope you'll be able to exorcise successfully?

I won't exorcise

I will make it exit

Where to?

This is the menu card

There are 4 packages

If it should exit to the moon Rs 10000

Mars will be 20000

Jupiter is 30000

For Saturn...sorry, sir

There's no vacancy

- Where do you want it sent? - Out of my house, sir

Who are you?

Is she the one?

Sir, she's my wife

They are both the same

Goddess Savvy-Hi-techie!

Who are they?

After we moved in here we haven't invoked God's blessing

They look like they have escaped from a circus!

My father would've sent someone from our village

Don't have time to send word Bring coffee now

'O' Lord Shiva, liberate us from the circle of birth and death'

(chanting)

Has the spirit left my wife's body?

It fled for dear life!

It won't come back, right?

Sir...?

- Why 'mad max'? - You have 1 month guarantee

- What if it returns after 1 month? - We can top up then

How much is that?

With all these festival discounts will cost you Rs 10000

- Whaaaat? - Then live with the devil

How do I know that spirit has left her?

Go ahead and test, sir

Test...?

Looks like you will call the devil back

That was a real hard slap!

Grandma...!

This is my house

You might have entered without my permission

But you can go out only if I permit you

What do you want?

Why are you in Devi's body?

Name

Fame

Applause

I thought I'll get all this if I act in movies

I came to Mumbai with a heart filled with dreams

After struggling for 5 long years...

...I got a movie

Along with Raj Khanna

It was the debut film for both of us

If that had happened...

...I would've also been a star today!

God knows what reason

I didn't get it

Anger

I ended my life hastily on an impulse

My dreams dissolved as just fantasy

But God...

...has given me Devi now

He has given me a 2nd chance too

This one film will do

To show the world who Ruby is

No one can stop me from acting in this film

Movie?!

I won't accept this

Did I ask you for your permission?

I am just informing you

I won't disturb Devi at home

I won't let you disturb Ruby who is outside

Tomorrow at 10'o clock sharp

Raj Khanna will send his car for me

You must bring Devi out

Me...?

You're the manager, right?

What, dear?

Why aren't you asleep?

Shall I get you something to eat?

My dear lady

Who are you now?

What's wrong with you?

It's really late

Come and sleep

What's up with you?

You're like a cat on a hot tin roof?

- Not going to work? - No, madam!

Oh! I cooked lunch just for myself

I would have made 'sambar'-

It's 10'o clock

Will you take Devi or shall I?

I'll make a 'chutney' and cabbage curry

Is that enough or you want anything else?

I don't want anything

- Let's go - Where are we going?

Sightseeing

You'll keep saying this!

But it will remain an empty promise

Will you come now?

The clothes need to-

- Come out - What are you doing?

♪ "Till the day my breath ceases to exist" ♪

♪ "I am no longer a moon waning an exit" ♪

♪ "I’ll cross the azure sky ♪ ♪ with a ladder however high" ♪

♪ "My prison doors are wide open now" ♪

♪ "This lotus has bloomed with a pink glow" ♪

♪ "The skies shower hope to enthuse ♪ ♪ a million designs in kaleidoscopic hues" ♪

Bro, she's no heroine She is my wife

A spirit possessing her is threatening me

Speed up please

He can't hear what I say

Must be this spirit's handiwork!

♪ "Million designs like a kaleidoscope ♪ ♪ Each color a ray of hope" ♪

♪ "Billion dreams to nurture ♪ ♪ Paint colors for a perfect picture" ♪

♪ "I am river Ganges sacred ♪ ♪ from Lord Shiva’s head" ♪

♪ "Sister of the stars am I ♪ ♪ sparkling in the purple sky" ♪

♪ "I am a woman fearless ♪ ♪ Listen to my wishes" ♪

You can't go there, sir

♪ "Try to win and appraise ♪ ♪ the language of my eyes" ♪

♪ "Till the day my breath ceases to exist" ♪

♪ "No longer a moon waning an exit" ♪

♪ "I’ll cross the azure sky ♪ ♪ with a ladder however high" ♪

We should have signed and launched her first

- She is simply superb, sir - Who...?

Heroine...next Sridevi Mark my words!

She isn't a heroine

She is my wife

She is possessed

This alone you won't hear!

Not Hema Malini She's the next Sridevi

If a girl has beauty any man is putty in her hands

If she has brains she can rule the land

If she has brain and beauty she can rule the whole world

What did you say?

Born star!

Re-born star!!

Tell me

Over? We're leaving

- Where's madam? - Krishna, wait

Not over Just begun

I will keep signing and your madam will keep acting

- Signing...? - Yes indeed

- Raj sir has decided - Three...?

We've agreed to 1 film only

No way will she act in 3 films

Who are you, I say? Behaving like her husband!

Raj sir has spoken to madam Here's the contract

Get it signed and bring it back

Go

How uncooperative!

She has already agreed to a contract?

2 minutes, bro

Quick...hurry up

'Bhai saab', money

Who gave you permission to sign 3 films?

Don't think you can get away with all this contract-

How is the key here?

Hey! I have to ask you about your contract

What is this contract?

Nothing

The manager in my office...

...is asking me to sign a 2 year contract

I am weighing the pros and cons

Where did we go?

Went to the park and beach too

Really...?

I don't remember anything

How is it I am unable to remember anything?

- Tell me - I told you, right?

I don't understand anything

I'm hungry

Haven't you eaten?

Can you dish up something fast?

Just give me 10 minutes

Sign this

What is it?

'I, Ruby the devil...'

'...under any circumstance'

'...whatever the reason maybe'

'...after this film is completed'

'...will not stay in Devi's body'

'I, Ruby the spirit will not enter Devi's body again'

What is this?

My contract

I, Ruby the devil will not for any reason however dire the circumstance may be...

...act with the hero Raj in an intimate manner

Of utmost importance, with the villain...

...will not agree to act in any rape or lewd scenes

Will neither drink nor smoke

Will not use any magical tricks or resort to witchcraft

- What...? - Particularly

...won't target innocent Krishna!

I swear on God

True to my spirit, Ruby

(Devil)

Are you mad or what?

How can a heroine not do any of the above?

You're a heroine but your body...

...is Devi's!

Contract with a ghost, huh?

The ghost is acting, right?

I can't sign

I won't accept

You're no longer scared of me?

Do you and Devi wish to live together or not?

Then today will be the last day

From tomorrow Devi won't step out of the house

Because you've already promised me

You won't disturb Devi inside her home

If you want her to come out...

...sign this contract!

I am in the process!

Lazy devil!

Sir, we have a small problem

Ruby won’t sign a 3 film contract it seems

Imagine signing a 3 film contract with her

I thought you had lost it

Ask the director to finish the film soon

Yes, sir, we can pack her off

Ruby won’t act after getting married

Made for each other combo, sir

My father!

‘If I pick his call he’ll ask for Devi’

Hello! Baby Rajinikanth

Do you know ABCD of dance?

Blockhead! Just get out

The spirit of Michael Jackson, huh?

Here comes the original spirit!

Fold the umbrella

Are there any kids acting in this film?

No

Then why did you buy these mini dresses?

That’s for the heroine

I won’t agree to all this

Are you playing the fool?

She should be covered top to bottom, mind it!

Both top and bottom are missing here!

Hasn’t madam told you not to come in here?

Out…clear out

Watch…enjoy

Don’t you watch!

What’s your problem?

Look how the next Aishwarya Rai in a modern dress can break hearts!

The one who marries her has a lucky horoscope!

But after marriage there will be no scope to show off!

Beauty needs to be appreciated!

♪ "My precious ruby, tell me 1 to 4" ♪

♪ "Cool as a ‘kulfi’ you are ♪ ♪ Tap your feet on the floor" ♪

♪ "My precious ruby, tell me 1 to 4" ♪

♪ "Cool as a ‘kulfi’ you are ♪ ♪ Tap your feet on the floor" ♪

♪ "Enjoy, encore!" ♪

♪ "Did you see my eyes glow forever?" ♪

♪ "In my life you bloomed as a flower" ♪

♪ "Quicken your heart rate!" ♪

♪ "Hey! Don’t be picking ♪ ♪ random stuff, darling" ♪

♪ "Neither do I want your tweets trending" ♪

♪ "You show off for effect and revel" ♪

♪ "You are a ‘selfie’ queen swell" ♪

♪ "When I see you, my dear rose ♪ ♪ time seems to be in comatose" ♪

♪ "Your butterfly, I’ll flit with cheer ♪ ♪ I’ll make a beeline to you sincere" ♪

♪ "I’m daily single, ready to mingle ♪ ♪ Shall we meet to make a miracle?" ♪

♪ "Have a blast" ♪

♪ "Did you see my eyes glow forever?" ♪

♪ "In my life you bloomed as a flower" ♪

♪ "Paint the town red!" ♪

♪ "Hey! Hello mister ♪ ♪ I’m a thermometer" ♪

♪ "I glance at you and in a jiffy ♪ ♪ my temperature rises to 103!" ♪

♪ "Live it up!" ♪

♪ "Did you see my eyes glow forever" ♪

♪ "In my life you bloomed as a flower" ♪

♪ "Quicken your pulse rate!" ♪

♪ "Hey! Don’t be picking ♪ ♪ random stuff, darling" ♪

♪ "Neither do I want your tweets trending" ♪

♪ "Your single glance ♪ ♪ makes my pulse dance" ♪

♪ "Get high!" ♪

♪ "I’m your precious baby ♪ ♪ ‘selfie’ queen ruby" ♪

♪ "Have a ball" ♪

Hey! Move

You and your misshapen face!

Go home

Looks like he will settle down here

Not picking up our calls Thank God you knew-

Ages since we saw you

- She's ignoring us? - Didn’t you see your father?

Didn't even notice me How will she see you?

Father!

When did you come, pa?

I was the one who brought them

Where did you both disappear? Your phones were unreachable

So I called Ganesan

Okay, dude It hurts!

What’s wrong with Devi?

With a blanket wrapped around her she walked past right royally

She ignored you, huh?

She actually ignored you?!

- How many years since we got married? - 3 months

And if you visit her so late even I would be furious!

- Call me now - My dear son-in-law

Watch how angry I can be

Son-in-law, please wait

It’s only the 1st floor Take your time

To make it worse dropped her dress here

What’s wrong with you?

What's wrong?

My father and your parents have come

I believe you ignored them

They are so upset

Go in and lie down I’ll manage somehow

I don't remember

Devi, they’ve come…inside

What happened now?

Is it such a big issue?

We all make mistakes

What does this boy know? Or this baby in fact?

Or this curly-mop father of yours?

To err is human

To forgive at least is to be a beast!

Give your mother a huggy

Look how I united the family

Bless you, my dear

Let us have dinner

Our cow’s milk after delivery because you like it a lot

First shave and shower

- Even you must shave - Getting back at me, huh?

I’ve stopped drinking now

Don’t know if you did this knowingly or unknowingly

But for the 1st time in your life you’ve done something good

Sorry, ignorance is bliss!

Should first thrash the chap who invented the mobile!

Your car is here, sir I’m waiting down

Started the torture again!

Madam won’t come

What happened, sir?

Madam is sick physically

I am unwell mentally

Who is that madam?

If she’s sick why is your mind unwell?

You are drunk and blabbering

Move aside

Drunk, huh?

But I stopped drinking a long time ago

Father, that’s an English newspaper You don’t even know that, right?

- Not going to office? - No, pa

I can show you all the habitats of the celebrities here, reel and real

Not going now

I’ll take a shower and then go

We’ll take Devi with us

Devi won’t step out without me

She won’t come, pa

Hand in glove love, huh?

Handcuffed!

Oscar performance in front of your father, huh?

Tell me frankly

Does he take good care of you?

Are you happy?

I am happy, ma

He takes me to the park, beach, cinema daily

He may be reserved But he is a good man at heart, ma

I’m so glad, dear

I won’t bathe hereafter!

- Where are you rushing off to? - Hero Raj Khanna is downstairs

I am his fan

I’ve defended him and yelled at so many people online

Boss, I'm so blessed to have seen you

(mobbed by over-excited fans)

Move aside

Give way

Hey! Come here

Look who is here

Who is it?

Let’s go, sir

Sir, come

Sir, please come

I'll die for you, boss

Get into the car, sir

Get in, sir

Let's leave this place

Thank God I escaped

This pain in the neck, huh?

How is madam now?

She’s fine

Give the phone to madam

- Sir wants to speak - She’s sleeping

You said she’s fine?

If she is fine she shouldn’t sleep?

Let her take rest

Tomorrow she has a full scene with sir

The car will be waiting at 9’o clock Bring her safe and sound

You’ve lost so much weight

I don’t go to the gym nowadays

And hotel food isn’t tasty either

You can stay with us, right?

'I am in a soup!'

I’ll anyway be cooking for us

Devi, 1 minute

She asked me to stay here with so much care and con-

And we wanted to send her-

- You come with me - What happened?

Where are we going?

What?

I believe you cannot cancel tomorrow’s shoot

The whole family is well settled in there

Won’t budge an inch for a week it seems

I’m in such a predicament How will I take you-

You know only too well

That’s your problem

You can’t go for the shoot

Is that okay?

That’s also your problem

They will come looking for me

Only you’ll get caught in front of your family

So what do I do now?

You are the ghost

Can't you wave your magic wand and send them away?

But this clause isn’t part of your contract

Thank your stars you’re already dead

Or else I would have definitely killed you

Wave your wand please?

What are you doing?

'I want snake gourd curry for dinner-'

Who the hell are you?

What are you gaping at?

Get lost!

- I'm like your bro - Clear off!

Who is it?

Watch the X-rated program for our benefit!

Please come here

Couldn’t even come near you for the past 2 days

What to do?

Who rang the bell?

This place is overflowing with our family

Don’t hug me so tight I’m feeling shy

Shouldn’t they just say ‘hello’ and ‘tata, bye-bye, see you’?

Instead they are here for a week it seems

Don't they know they should leave newlyweds in peace?

What are you doing?

Muah!

Let us go out somewhere and spend quality time together

Then be ready tomorrow at 9’o clock, we can go

Why tomorrow?

Let’s go right now

My dear lady!

What?

Find out if our guests need dinner now, dear

Anna…?

Shall I make ‘chapati’ for dinner?

Tell me what you want

Dear, huh? I'll crucify you

I know, you buffalo skin!

I thought you’ll stay for another week, ma

I know what you thought!

What’s the rush to leave now?

We aren’t leaving? Let’s go inside

I meant you could leave 1/2 hour later

What a loving son-in-law!

Give it to him

We'll go to the temple and then head back home

Let’s go

You visit us sometime

See you, dear

Devi, let’s go down and send them off

- I'll go down? - Say bye from inside

Devi, see you

Even a cow if it wants its fill, will climb a steep hill

'Be happy, son-in-law'

I won't come either Have fun, just the 2 of you

- You are doing a good job - Good riddance!

I was feeling bad I might have rushed you into an unwanted bond

She’s like Goddess Lakshmi You can’t get a better girl than her

Bless you both, my son

Nothing serious, sir

Luckily it was just a scratch

Sir, he is hitting them hard

Be quiet It’s realistic

He’s really hitting him, sir

Hey! Come Come this way

Even if she had shed a single teardrop-

‘Revolver Raja 3’

This isn’t an action film, man

Fully romance Frame to frame

What happened?

You had hurt your hand?

I got hurt?

- Where? - That’s what I’m looking for

It was a mild bruise

I don’t even know when I got hurt

Really?

♪ "I spoke to her wordlessly" ♪

♪ "I did a double take breathlessly" ♪

♪ "My senses five heightened rapidly" ♪

♪ "In wonderment I asked my heart fervidly" ♪

♪ "My heart said ‘This is love only, ♪ ♪ you silly fellow’ to me loudly" ♪

♪ "Asked me to follow you diligently" ♪

♪ "My heart said ‘This is love only, ♪ ♪ you madcap’ to me vehemently" ♪

♪ "Asked me to pursue you earnestly" ♪

♪ "Love, you won me over effortlessly" ♪

♪ "Strangle me with your love, honey" ♪

♪ "Days became nights topsy-turvy ♪ ♪ Dreams turned as feast tasty" ♪

♪ "Green earth, blue skies seem new to me" ♪

♪ "Friends no longer mattered" ♪

♪ "Cheeka became my friend instead" ♪

♪ "I wonder is this somehow ♪ ♪ the feeling called love?" ♪

♪ "I was just a boulder ♪ ♪ before I met you, my dear" ♪

♪ "After I saw you, I now know ♪ ♪ what a sculpture is, my love" ♪

♪ "Love, you won me over easily" ♪

♪ "Strangle me with your love, honey" ♪

♪ "I spoke to her wordlessly" ♪

♪ "I did a double take breathlessly" ♪

We need Ruby’s dates

You can ask my dates anytime

But if it's Ruby's-

Raj, we introduced you We backed off for you to do this

♪ "If love doesn’t happen, baby ♪ ♪ sleep is a daily hobby" ♪

♪ "When in love, sleep is priority ♪ ♪ to dream about you, sweetie" ♪

♪ "Straight into your eyes I used to see ♪ ♪ now my glance strays elsewhere nervously" ♪

♪ "A new shyness envelops me helplessly" ♪

♪ "My hands in yours I firmly clasp" ♪

♪ "This nanosecond I feel alive at last" ♪

♪ "I spoke to her wordlessly" ♪

♪ "I did a double take breathlessly" ♪

You seem very happy?

Shooting is over You’ll be leaving

Only the shoot is over

Not yet released, right?

We have a contract, dear

You’ve signed on the dotted line

Show me

Does your contract stipulate I have to go after shoot is over?

No, right?

All I wished was…

…to watch myself on the silver screen

How can I go without watching the film?

Don’t behave like a kid

What’s this new bombshell from her?

- Yes, Krishna - When will this film release?

It will take 2 months

2 MONTHS?!

The shoot is over Why take 2 months?

Release it tomorrow

Otherwise-

Why should it take 2 months?

The shoot is over Release it tomorrow, sir

How is it possible tomorrow?

I can’t-

You can if you set your mind to it

It’s a technical problem, man

You don't know

It’s a technical problem, man You won’t understand

Buffalo skin blockhead!

I’m the driver speaking, sir

The producer’s son kidnapped Ruby madam at Matunga, sir

They kidnapped madam

Start the car, man

Ruby, I want to sign you for 5 films

Raj, your film is over

Don't hit me, sir

Ruby won’t act hereafter

If you dare disturb her-

If I had seen her shed a single teardrop-

'Other than me, every man I meet is besotted with my wife!'

(whimpering)

I have some serious problem

I’m unable to remember anything nowadays

Where I go or what I do

I have no clue

I keep racking my brains and end up with a splitting headache

You’re just imagining it, dear

Some incurable illness

I know I won’t live for long

Hear me out

You are hale and healthy Just go back to sleep

Even if something happens to me…

…you should be happy

You should get married again

At least this time to someone you like

How can you even think this?

Nothing will happen to you

I won’t let anything drastic happen either

Don’t worry Go to sleep

It seems the film is releasing, sir

- Yes, man - Can I get 2 tickets, sir?

A special show is scheduled tomorrow The entire industry will attend

Collect your tickets from our office

I own the car

And you're the driver, huh!

Can I meet Dilip sir?

Rosy, send these to Vikram sir and Vijay sir

Hey! What are you doing here?

I had asked you for 2 tickets You asked me to come

Film is a super hit even before release

I am telling you this film will write our history on the silver screen

Not just the film

Our love story also

I'm planning to announce at the Press meet about Ruby and me for the world to know

Then the film will be a sooper doooper hit, sir

After watching the film Ruby will vanish into thin air

I have a surprise for you

You’ll get to know at the Press Meet

I have no idea who you are or how you’ll even look

But if you had been alive today…

…I can understand how you would’ve been acclaimed

You shouldn’t have ended your life in haste like this

Thanks to Devi I am so glad your dream came true

Here you go

Wear this sari

Devi and I will leave

Please go change

- Where? - Back home

I’m not coming

Don’t play the fool

Didn’t you promise to go after you saw the film?

Didn’t you say so?

Wear this sari

Go

You saw?

How many people!

Thunderous applause!!

Think about it

What should I think?

Listening to you or what you promised?

You’ve signed a contract

Then Devi?

Her life…?

Devi…how are you connected to her?

You were waiting for her to leave

When you had no feelings for her…

…how does it bother you if I use Devi’s body?

You wanted to get rid of her

Go

But whatever happens I won’t leave her body

What are you doing here?

Everyone is waiting for you at the conference hall

Media, photographers are waiting for you

Stop it

Stop it

'Ruby, I’ll tell everyone the truth'

She isn’t Ruby, sir

'What is this, sir?'

'She is not Ruby'

'My wife has been possessed'

'Revolver Raja 003' is a super hit Ruby is the next superstar'

Mark of a manager!

His sense of gratitude is commendable

We make films

We act in films

Sometimes without our knowledge reel life merges into real life

There’s hardly any difference between these 2 lives

I realized it while working in this film

Ruby is not only beautiful

She is very talented too

The best co-star I’ve got so far

The best person I have met till date

'Name'

'Fame'

'Applause'

'I thought I'll get all this if I act in movies'

Madam! What happened?

‘Today - 03:10 p.m Sanjeevani Hospital, Mumbai’

Sir, doctor wants to see you

Are you married?

You loved madam

But madam...

...loves me

If I see her shed a single teardrop-

How is madam?

God Almighty!

When did this happen?

You never informed me

Doesn’t matter, sir When is junior Raja due?

I’ll do it, sir

What do we tell them, sir?

‘Revolver Raja 4’

We can dream a 100 wishes

But God decides what should come true

Just because your fate was sealed…

…you have no right to re-write other’s destiny

I beg you

Give her back to me

Wha...where?

Hospital?

You are fine, right?

I am the one with the problem, huh?

Is my illness beyond cure?

What kind of dress is this?

Hospital gown, huh?

For the 1st time in the world…

…a husband will tell his wife this

What?

You’ll soon be a mother

What are you doing?

Getting the clothes from the terrace you dropped the towel

- Bring it - Is it so?

What happened?

My dear wife!

Let go of me

What are you looking at?

There was a board on that wall

It had fallen down this morning

I threw it away thinking it was trash

Is it something important?

No…? Thank God

‘2 years later’

Go to work

♪ "Million designs like a kaleidoscope ♪ ♪ Each color a ray of hope" ♪

♪ "Zillion dreams to nurture ♪ ♪ Paint colors for a perfect picture" ♪

♫ Rock on...! ♫