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In the past week
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I ruined my chance to go to college
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I lost all my friends
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I almost ruined my parents' marriage
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The one girl l ever cared about will probably never talk to me again
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I also got my face kicked in
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But...
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after everything I've done
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I probably got off easy
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You believed in me
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and I betrayed you all
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Amy
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I want you on band try-outs and theater auditions
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It's Pippin this year, right?
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Great show... Jules
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I need you on the student parking permits Please, they confuse the hell out of everybody
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Can you do that for me?
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There's a new cafeteria policy.
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Due to last year's brawl at McDonald's
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Nobody's allowed off school grounds for lunch Not even the seniors.
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We're stuck inside all year
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That sucks
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It's okay. I'm gonna do an op ed on that
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Gonna interview the principal it's obviously a hot-button issue
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Kev, what do you got, bud?
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Football and wrestling previews, Gav. And
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I'd love to do a feature on the state wrestling champ at a hundred sixty eight pounds
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who happens to be you
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Alright. Well you'll probably gonna want photos with that
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so meet me in the gym after school I'll let you shoot me in my tux
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I got a sports story
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but it ain't no goddamn puff piece
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It's gonna be in 2-inch type
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right underneath the masthead
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steroids
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good to see you, Gilman
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Steroids, huh?
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I'm gonna go undercover on the football team as assistant equipment manager
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blow the lid right off this bitch
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I'm gonna find out who's juicing, where they got the stuff
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What evidence do you have that anyone's using steroids?
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Statistics
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It's an epidemic now on the high school level
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the high school football team went 2 and 12 last year
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nobody cares enough to cheat
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maybe they don't wanna go 2 and 12 this year
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ever think about that?
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It's a ridiculous reach. Forget it.
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At least read the data
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I don't need to read the data. Thanks.
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Who are you trying to protect?
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Cough if up, Riley.
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How far up does this thing go?
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Take it easy, Oliver Stone. I just don't want you bugging my friends with your bullshit
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Okay, guys. These stories are due Friday. You can just e-mail them to me, alright?
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Okay, we table the steroids thing.
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What am I gonna do?
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You beat me out for editor, Riley, but I still need to make my mark this year
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First of all, Gilman, take a giant step back
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You're in my area. We discussed this
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Okay
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Why don't you just do a simple 'back to school' piece?
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'Another year dawns on Parker Prep' whatever just
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make sure you include the changes on the academic calendar
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Back to school piece
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it's simple, it's elegant
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I'll really to put my finger on the pulse of the student body
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Yes. Fine. Look, if it's good enough, I'll even put it on the cover
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Just don't get carried away
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Gonzo Gilman with the Courier. Another year dawns, let's talk about it
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Gonzo Gilman with the Courier. Do you have one minute?
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Gonzo Gilman with the Courier. What are your hopes and fears...
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Gonzo Gilman with the Courier.
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What are your hopes and fears for the new year?
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I hope that you get out of my face and I fear that you will not.
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- Gonzo Gilman with the Courier. I was hoping - No
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- Can I quote you on that? -No
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Got her digits, man. Damn, she's hot.
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My friend, Rob. You will have to undress that girl with a small crane
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You've no vision, Gonzo. Okay that girl loses this much baby fat, she'll have the sweetest ass in the entire school
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- And I will be leading the ground floor - Hmm..interesting.
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- You working on a story? - Undercover. I told you.
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- 2-inch type - right underneath the mast head.
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- Hi, Rob. - Hey, gorgeous. Welcome back.
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- This is gonna be such a good year. - Dude, she's like the elephant man
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- You're the Don Juan of the physically-deformed - Don't hate, okay?
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-Please, you're better than that. -Guys, come quick. It's Schneeman.
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Bastards! How can you all just stand there?
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Schneeman, I'm coming!
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-Third year in a row. My underwear is about to rip... -I know, I know. Don't try to talk right now
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I'm gonna have to lift you... gently
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Got it. Come on down. Here we go.
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here...we... go.
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You okay, Schneeman?
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Did they do this to you?
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Gavin Riley wasn't there
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- Listen Schneeman. This isn't gonna happen again -I know.
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- That is the last time I wear underwear to school - No, that's not what I mean
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Okay you geniuses, here's your reminder
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The submission deadline for the Van Buren price is October 20th
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This is the most prestigious history award in the country
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Parker Prep has had two previous winners
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Gavin's two older brothers -Marcus and Shawn.
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- Are you gonna continue the family dynasty? - They'll disown me if I don't.
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Well you're gonna have some tough competition this year. Isn't that right, Mr. Shneeman?
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Okay, back to Napoleon...
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another man who had his eyes on the price namely, the military domination of Europe...
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Another year dawns on Parker Prep, the 150th in the school history
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For most students, it's a time to set goals both academic and personal
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a time to dream when everything seems possible
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For others, however, school is already a waking nightmare, a hellish abyss
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where bullies prey sadistically on the weak.
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unpunished, their victims, too afraid to identify.
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- Hey - Hey, how was the meeting? Did you settle?
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And a hearty good evening to you, Diane. No, we did not settle
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- In fact, they threw the whole thing out. - What?
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Okay, so what happens now? You don't get paid?
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- You've been working on this case for 6 months. - That's the high stake world of personal injury law.
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Arthur, c'mon. This has got to stop. You need to start getting compensated for your time.
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and I'm talking about actual money
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I'm not talking about Fernando working off your fee by doing the hedges
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or king Popi giving you that car truck thingie with the boat attachment
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That's an 87 El Camino, babe. It's a chariot
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Look, I know how hard it is for you to say no but you're not working pro-bono at LegalAid anymore
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-This job is supposed to pay - Di, I'm taking every case I can possibly take
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I'm taking criminal, divorce, liability
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I'm practically chasing ambulances down the street. What else do you want me to do?
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No money, no work. It's very simple
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- Where's the boy? - He's in his room. Eddie, dinner!
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I call for a boycott on all boys' varsity sports events
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until the culprits step forward and take responsibility for their actions
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we can no longer let this aggression stand
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-What? I'm working.
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-Dinner's ready. -I'll eat later. I'm on a roll
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Hey mom?
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Can you just grab me a Red Bull?
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Rob, do me a favor and read it aloud
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"Another year dawns on Parker Prep The 150th in the school history"
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"For most students, it's a time to set goals both academic and personal"
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"a time to dream when everything seems possible."
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- Keep going. - That is the end of the article.
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-No, it's not. It's continued on another page or something. -I don't think so. There's a period there.
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What's the matter, Gilman? It's on the cover, isn't it?
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- You cut the whole thing?
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You had no right to do that! - I told you what I wanted and that's what I printed.
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You're just protecting your neanderthal friends. It's the same reason you tabled my steroids story.
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- That's not what a newspaper is for! - You're in my area, Gilman. I'm warning you.
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A newspaper is for everybody. It's a public trust!
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- I told the truth in that article. - Back off, freak! I'm serious.
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You think this is just gonna go away? That this is just gonna be over?
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We're still gonna get justice for Schneeman, Riley. You can't stop us!
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No justice, no peace!
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No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!
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It's gonna be a nightmare, Riley.
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You think you can challenge me, huh?
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You're out of your league. Nobody cares what you think. You understand that?
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You better watch your back.
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Are you out of your mind? I thought you wanted to go to Columbia for Journalism.
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How is getting kicked off the paper one week into school gonna help?
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You know there are students with 4.0 averages, who spend their summers workign with lepers in India
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who have a hard time getting into college What the hell are you gonna do?
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-This was your one extra-curricular selling point. -Mom, one notch, okay? Do me a favor?
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- Oh, am I being shrill -Yes
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I'm sorry. It's just that we're killing ourselves to put you into this fancy private school you have to hold up your end
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I'm a victim of injustice, mother. What do you want me to do?
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Why don't you apologize? Get back on the paper.
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- Apologize? - Yeah
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I will never apologize to Gavin Riley. I'll say that right now.
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I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
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"Die on my feet, live on my knees." That's pretty good. Did I just make that up?
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- Zapata. Emiliano Zapata. Mexican revolutionary.
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Is that all you have to say?
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Have you even read this, Diane? He's standing up for the underdog.
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Can't believe they'd cut a word of this
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-I hope you're sending this to the dean at Columbia. -Oh yeah, I send everything I write to Dean Herbert
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No response yet but I know he'll respect my stand
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Thanks, Arthur. That's very helpful
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- I love you very much. -[phone rings] Hello. This is she.
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Yeah, I'm showing it a week from Tuesday.
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Your mother's right. We have sacrificed a lot.
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Small things like dignity and a sense of shame but
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for me this isn't about getting into college. It's about how far you're willing to go.
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There's always gonna be some asshole standing in your way
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If there's something you need to do, you have to find a way to do it.
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-Alright? -Yeah.
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Don't you have any pride... as a professional?
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I don't cook this crap. I just serve it.
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Great. What do you recommend? The stew?
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Mac n' cheese? Not the mac 'n cheese either
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what about this vienna sausage that looks pretty tasty. Is there anything...?
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Well, man. I can't really eat saltines all year.
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Just give me one of those sandwiches.
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Russian roulette, bro.
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Oh man, sloppy joe. Excellent. Let me get some of that. Mmm
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So what are you gonna do about Riley?
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Sit down
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It's not just that they cut my article, or the heinous way they defiled Schneeman
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We've been going to this school for three years and it's like we've never even existed
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This year was supposed to be different, remember?
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Two weeks in they've got their feet on our necks already? No way!
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We're gonna start a fucking revolution in this place.
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- How are we going to do that? - With a newspaper.
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With our own underground newspaper
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Screw Gavin Riley!
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Gavin Riley owns this place.
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He'll crush us like bugs.
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He's just a man, Schneeman.
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He's got strengths and weaknesses like anyone else.
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Too many narcs in here. Let's meet at the usual place, okay? After school.
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There are only 10 people in this school that anybody knows or cares about.
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I'm gonna write about everyone else
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"The unsung heroes of Parker Prep"
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That's my idea. Alright. Anybody else?
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Any ideas? Anybody?
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Rob, why don't you do something on that mutant harem of yours?
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-That'll be a real killer. -Yeah, yeah. Okay. Cool.
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Great. Rob. Mutant harem...
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Ming. C'mon. What do you got?
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Well...
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Nobody even thinks I can speak English
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so they blab their whole lives in front of me like I'm not even there
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Some of these girls you wouldn't believe
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They act like they're so perfect
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But I see every single flaw
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Ridiculous clothes and hideous hair
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And they're just awful terrible people
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Spoiled two-faced back-stabbers. Those godless whores
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It's all I can do not to vomit or scream at their faces
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I just wanna like rip out their hair
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Sometimes I take pictures of them with my camera phone
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It's my dream of showing the world the truth
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Wouldn't it be funny to see them cry tears
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boohoohoo... boohoohoohoo
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So like a gossip column? Are you talking about doing a gossip column?
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Okay cool. Ming Na, gossip column.
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Mr. Schneeman? Mr. Scott Marshall Schneeman.
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I'm gonna need your full story, man. On the record. Names and everything.
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Is this the McCarthy hearings? - Schneeman, you gotta fight back now.
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I mean for real!
241
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They've already hung you by your underwear. What else can they possibly do?
242
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That's what I'm worried about.
243
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:11,920
Is anybody gonna order food?
244
00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:16,791
Absolutely, Errol. One slice of your famous cherry pie
245
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and uh...four forks.
246
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Evie Wallace.
247
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What the hell does she want?
248
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:38,100
- Easy E. I heard she's been working at this joint - Oh, she's a waitress?
249
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No. She's a hooker, man.
250
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-She has sex with guys in exchange for money. -I know what a hooker is, Rob, but
251
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No, I do not believe that. -No, that's like a 100% confirmed.
252
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She sold her cherries to some Japanese businessman over the internet for $50,000
253
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which is like 520,000 Yen
254
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She doesn't dress like a hooker. Her clothes are flawless.
255
00:19:58,345 --> 00:20:02,285
also for her first time she blew the entire wrestling team last year. 100% confirmed, multiple sources
256
00:20:03,248 --> 00:20:11,168
Gavin Riley is an evil son of a bitch and anything that will knock him down a peg or annoy him a little bit, I'd like to be a part of.
257
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Have a seat.
258
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- I'm Gonzo Gilman, I'm in charge here.
259
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I assume you all know who I am?
260
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Well I don't really know how you found out about us but now that you're here, let me get you up to speed
261
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We're starting a newspaper here and we plan on pissing a lot of people off
262
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,120
-No you're not gonna make a newspaper. -Why not?
263
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Newspapers are dead, okay? You've gotta do a website or it's a total joke
264
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No, we're not hiding behind usernames in cyberspace
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this is gonna be a communal experience, something tangible
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an actual thing that you can hold in your hands and get the ink on your fingers.
267
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,720
Newspapers are dead. You know no one really asked you anyway
268
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You just walked in here you can go home and blog yourself
269
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Dude, what are you doing? you know she could give us a lot of street cred
270
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Okay, let me ask you something. How do you plan on paying for it?
271
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Newspapers cost a lot of money to print, y'know.
272
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Advertising.
273
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We hit every mom and pop shop in this town getting crushed by these soulless chains
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introduce them to a whole new consumer.
275
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I'll take out an ad. Couldn't hurt.
276
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It's 50 for a full page.
277
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-How about 40. -Done.
278
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See? Don't worry about the money. Covered.
279
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Even the New York Times has a website component.
280
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Talk-backs, videos, blogs...
281
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I mean you wanna interact with your readers, right?
282
00:21:54,389 --> 00:21:56,839
You want a reaction, don't you?
283
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:03,808
- I don't know anything about web design. - I do. I can format your whole newspaper
284
00:22:03,806 --> 00:22:10,016
See, I have very specific ideas about the formatting. We'd have to work...very closely...together.
285
00:22:10,024 --> 00:22:12,124
Are you gonna go all the way with this?
286
00:22:14,353 --> 00:22:17,353
Or are you gonna punk out?
287
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What do you think?
288
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Uhm
289
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I think we're all gonna go home... together...in this direction
290
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You guys can stay here. We'll see you later
291
00:22:36,525 --> 00:22:41,995
I have this pretty classic picture of Schneeman we should probably use for the cover
292
00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:49,080
- Yeah, cool. Let me give you my email. - Yeah, absolutely.
293
00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:58,109
The bubonic plague! You better double bag Gilman or your dick's gonna fall off.
294
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,920
You have no dick, asshole. Piss off!
295
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:14,000
- I hope you don't believe everything you hear - No.
296
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You know if they're lying, you should write something too
297
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-Set the record straight. -Yeah, maybe I will.
298
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- What happened between you and Gavin Riley?
299
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- That's nobody's business
300
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:56,880
- You're a motherfucker on that triangle, man. - Thanks
301
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:00,640
- What's your name? - Dave Melnick.
302
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,970
Dave, tell me. How'd you like to be a star?
303
00:24:06,305 --> 00:24:07,965
I'd like to be a star.
304
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,560
Most people only see a block of stone
305
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:39,487
the artist sees the statue trapped inside
306
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:45,815
Kev, Julie's my best friend.
307
00:24:45,823 --> 00:24:47,523
but you're so freakin hot.
308
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I know.
309
00:25:00,724 --> 00:25:03,234
You skanky little ho
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"You can chain me, you can torture me, you can destroy my body"
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"but you will never imprison my mind." Mohandas Gandhi.
312
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:25,200
Check it out. I finally landed us two ads.
313
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:30,460
RJ's records on Main St and that kid Django
314
00:25:30,457 --> 00:25:32,207
who sells weed on the playground.
315
00:25:36,247 --> 00:25:37,777
-I'll scan them in. -Yeah, good.
316
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:44,289
What are you up to, Gilman?
317
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If this school's an ass,
318
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That's my foot.
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Triple tens
320
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Pathetic.
321
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,968
-Evie. -Did you get it?
322
00:26:20,369 --> 00:26:25,079
The double-thumb Gonzo Fist. Hunter S. Thompson. It really grabs the eye by the balls of the throat.
323
00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:29,460
That doesn't make any sense but think I know what you mean.
324
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:32,132
I'm gonna stay up tonight and see if I can finish the whole lay-out.
325
00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:50,004
Gonzo files no. 1
326
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:58,440
Oh my God, Evie
327
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,010
This looks so professional.
328
00:27:03,503 --> 00:27:04,523
I love it.
329
00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:08,320
Wait till you see the website.
330
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,960
I kinda hope Schneeman doesn't get murdered for this.
331
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,600
I know. Berserk.
332
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:21,470
This one's mine.
333
00:27:22,461 --> 00:27:23,631
You might think it's stupid so
334
00:27:23,627 --> 00:27:24,607
Evie
335
00:27:25,956 --> 00:27:29,396
I have like 40+ moronic ideas every second
336
00:27:29,402 --> 00:27:31,642
and I tend to express them all
337
00:27:37,515 --> 00:27:39,395
A sex advise column?
338
00:27:42,348 --> 00:27:44,468
This is cruel.
339
00:27:45,863 --> 00:27:48,073
If they want a whore, I'll give them a whore.
340
00:27:56,659 --> 00:27:58,199
Bastards.
341
00:27:58,892 --> 00:28:01,062
Let them see how it feels.
342
00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:08,106
Ever feel lost, lonely, weird, really ugly?
343
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,870
last to get the joke?
344
00:28:12,097 --> 00:28:16,107
Ever wonder where the party is? Ever get a dodge ball on your face?
345
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,460
Pop a boner in your sweat pants?
346
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,970
Ever feel embarrassed about being smart?
347
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:27,800
Ever feel just like staying in bed all day, all week, all year?
348
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,350
You ever feel misunderstood, cheated, alone?
349
00:28:31,346 --> 00:28:34,396
Ever wonder why nothing ever feels easy ever?
350
00:28:35,590 --> 00:28:38,880
Well, this paper's for you
351
00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,860
Welcome to the Gonzo Files
352
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,320
Hey that's me.
353
00:28:55,366 --> 00:28:57,556
Look she's making herself puke.
354
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,620
-Thanks for the unrealistic body image, bitch. -What?
355
00:29:06,134 --> 00:29:12,184
-I'm not bulimic, you asshole. I was puking my guts out from the cafeteria food. -Right, right.
356
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:24,860
-The Hendrix of the triangle? -Yeah.
357
00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:41,660
Oh my God. That's brutal.
358
00:29:44,155 --> 00:29:48,035
-Damn, they put him in a whole locker. -Who are these creeps?
359
00:29:56,103 --> 00:29:57,663
You whore!
360
00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:15,650
"I've had the misfortune of being bullied by Johnny Rock since he came to Parker in 9th grade."
361
00:30:15,810 --> 00:30:20,130
"Over the years he has worked long and hard to perfect his patented wedgie technique."
362
00:30:20,330 --> 00:30:24,570
"that combines elements of public humiliation and excruciating physical pain"
363
00:30:24,770 --> 00:30:28,490
"into a veritable bouillabaisse of terror."
364
00:30:29,530 --> 00:30:32,930
"Take it from me, in the world of raging assholes ..."
365
00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:36,730
Johnny Rock stands alone.
366
00:30:38,022 --> 00:30:41,452
Congratulations, Johnny. You earned it.
367
00:30:41,610 --> 00:30:45,500
Now if you'll excuse us, we're late for gym.
368
00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:50,452
Physical education. It's important
369
00:30:53,708 --> 00:30:55,568
Why aren't you dead right now?
370
00:31:02,885 --> 00:31:06,685
Everyone knows Marlene Katsmeyer's curvy just not like this.
371
00:31:06,850 --> 00:31:11,960
-Haters, eat your hearts out. -Damn, Elephant girl really is smokin'.
372
00:31:15,150 --> 00:31:16,120
Horny Rob!
373
00:31:16,566 --> 00:31:18,516
You go, boy!
374
00:31:28,850 --> 00:31:31,600
Wait, listen to this.
375
00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:35,907
"Dear Easy E, I have a very small penis."
376
00:31:37,009 --> 00:31:41,899
"In fact, I'm one of the few guys who can actually pee on his own balls."
377
00:31:42,510 --> 00:31:47,080
"Do you know of any procedures or exercise that can improve my length and girth?"
378
00:31:48,517 --> 00:31:51,757
"Please help. I'm scared I'll never be able to please a woman."
379
00:31:53,498 --> 00:31:59,308
"Sincerely, Ryan McCloud. That preppy guy who always wears rugby shirts."
380
00:32:09,450 --> 00:32:13,370
This letter is bullshit!
381
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:22,850
I am long and strong!
382
00:32:22,970 --> 00:32:27,410
No. I've seen your sad, SAD excuse for a penis.
383
00:32:27,570 --> 00:32:31,450
Last year when I gave you a hummer in the boys' bathroom?
384
00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:37,290
Don't you remember? I mean, that's what you told everybody.
385
00:32:38,410 --> 00:32:42,410
What are you...you saying it's not true?
386
00:32:48,770 --> 00:32:53,450
You're a nasty little liar, aren't you, Ryan?
387
00:32:53,610 --> 00:32:56,610
Say it.
388
00:32:57,650 --> 00:33:02,770
Say "I'm a nasty little liar and I deserve to be spanked."
389
00:33:02,890 --> 00:33:06,570
Say it.
390
00:33:06,690 --> 00:33:09,450
Say it. Say it.
391
00:33:12,650 --> 00:33:15,930
Say it.
392
00:33:15,927 --> 00:33:17,137
You can go to hell!
393
00:33:22,410 --> 00:33:24,650
I want this written in English.
394
00:33:24,850 --> 00:33:31,530
Attention. Attention students, will Edward Gilman please report to the principal's office.
395
00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,280
Mr. Gilman.
396
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:56,410
You caused quite a commotion today.
397
00:33:56,407 --> 00:33:59,317
But that's now always such a bad thing, yes?
398
00:34:00,210 --> 00:34:03,960
We think it's cute what you did.
399
00:34:03,962 --> 00:34:05,162
Cute?
400
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:09,210
You certainly hit a nerve. Have a seat.
401
00:34:13,170 --> 00:34:17,610
Now there's a lot about your paper that is inappropriate.
402
00:34:17,730 --> 00:34:23,800
and in very poor taste and I seriously considered disciplining you
403
00:34:26,490 --> 00:34:33,050
but your essential message-saluting the unsung heroes of parker prep has real value
404
00:34:37,479 --> 00:34:38,759
Gonzo
405
00:34:40,222 --> 00:34:43,752
as long as you agree to tone it down...a lot
406
00:34:44,892 --> 00:34:46,752
and to work under Gavin's supervision
407
00:34:47,623 --> 00:34:52,973
We're prepared to give you a small budget and to make your little paper an official supplement to The Courier.
408
00:35:00,165 --> 00:35:01,005
Well, what do you think?
409
00:35:04,225 --> 00:35:05,805
Well, gentlemen
410
00:35:06,785 --> 00:35:09,695
I'm flattered by your offer...really
411
00:35:10,652 --> 00:35:12,002
But you see...
412
00:35:12,727 --> 00:35:18,747
If I accept your money then I have to accept your rules and
413
00:35:18,754 --> 00:35:25,474
Sorry but my readers will not allow the Gonzo to be censored by anybody.
414
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:28,484
Let me put it another way.
415
00:35:29,022 --> 00:35:33,522
If you put out another issue, I'm going to suspend you.
416
00:35:35,699 --> 00:35:41,189
I guess you'll do what you have to do and I'll do what I have to do.
417
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,380
Meeting adjourned? Great.
418
00:35:47,602 --> 00:35:51,952
Big mistake, Gilman. Big mistake.
419
00:35:55,572 --> 00:35:57,592
May I say it was fun.
420
00:35:58,727 --> 00:36:01,637
It's been a really long time since I had fun.
421
00:36:04,810 --> 00:36:06,350
Cute.
422
00:36:07,204 --> 00:36:08,484
They called my paper "cute."
423
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:10,640
-Who? -Who do you think?
424
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:14,646
Riley? Who cares what that asshole thinks.
425
00:36:16,308 --> 00:36:19,168
Don't let him get in your head, Gonzo. That's what he wants.
426
00:36:19,330 --> 00:36:22,850
What if he's right?
427
00:36:23,010 --> 00:36:25,690
What if people really do see this paper as just another prank
428
00:36:25,890 --> 00:36:29,170
like streaking across stage during graduation
429
00:36:29,330 --> 00:36:31,650
But that's not what this is.
430
00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:36,900
Look, on the website people are already sending me letters
431
00:36:37,978 --> 00:36:39,598
Real letters looking for advice.
432
00:36:40,978 --> 00:36:44,448
And not just about perverted sex shit either
433
00:36:46,154 --> 00:36:49,494
You have no idea how many girls were screwed over in this school.
434
00:36:50,502 --> 00:36:52,822
I'm gonna try and help.
435
00:36:54,350 --> 00:36:55,640
See that's cool.
436
00:36:57,509 --> 00:36:59,999
yeah your thing is really cool
437
00:37:01,334 --> 00:37:02,294
What did I write?
438
00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:05,646
About some stupid shit about a triangle player.
439
00:37:05,647 --> 00:37:09,597
Great reporters find great subjects, change things...
440
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,889
Give yourself a break. It's only the first issue.
441
00:37:27,253 --> 00:37:33,093
This is the premise. Parker Prep was built over a graveyard for the criminally insane.
442
00:37:33,213 --> 00:37:38,213
And now, these psychotic ghosts all rise up from the dead and killing everyone in school.
443
00:37:38,413 --> 00:37:43,493
It's up to a band of brave students well-versed in the dark arts to save the day.
444
00:37:43,693 --> 00:37:49,373
- These brave students are led by Hyperion? - That is correct.
445
00:37:49,493 --> 00:37:53,173
- I have the first 16 issues ready. - Deadline's November 23rd. Next!
446
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:58,533
I device Rudoku, which is like Sudoku but for word lovers.
447
00:37:59,325 --> 00:38:01,645
They're fiendishly clever.
448
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:15,290
I don't think so.
449
00:38:17,158 --> 00:38:19,648
This is a manifesto on the coming environmental apocalypse
450
00:38:21,275 --> 00:38:24,205
I wanna print it on the front page.
451
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:26,153
Every word.
452
00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:30,952
That's cool, man...okay...
453
00:38:30,949 --> 00:38:36,019
Glad someone's looking ahead. Planning for the future.
454
00:38:37,933 --> 00:38:40,273
"It's called out and about in Parker Prep"
455
00:38:40,268 --> 00:38:44,918
If you're in the closet, we will hunt you down and drag you out by force.
456
00:38:44,922 --> 00:38:47,162
We're bullshit detectors too.
457
00:38:48,014 --> 00:38:49,544
Right on.
458
00:38:50,208 --> 00:38:52,958
His problem is he's not horny enough.
459
00:38:55,173 --> 00:38:59,943
I want nudity. I want spycams in the girls' locker room kinda shit.
460
00:39:00,302 --> 00:39:07,632
- I mean quit teasing me, man. - "More T and A". Duly noted, thank you very much.
461
00:39:07,626 --> 00:39:09,716
You don't have to be dicks about it.
462
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:18,166
- I'm Stone. This is Malloy.
463
00:39:18,168 --> 00:39:21,678
What are you guys, characters from a mid-70s cop show?
464
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:27,161
No, we're sophomores. And we love The Gonzo.
465
00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:30,995
We want be your interns, y'know. Fetch you coffee.
466
00:39:30,998 --> 00:39:33,388
-Run you errands, whatever. -We just wanna learn.
467
00:39:38,100 --> 00:39:44,080
You guys wanna help? Get everybody in a line. Tell them they'll all get a chance as long as they order something to eat.
468
00:39:45,665 --> 00:39:47,165
- You mean we're hired?
469
00:39:47,814 --> 00:39:49,064
Correct.
470
00:39:52,574 --> 00:39:55,854
Okay, people. You wanna talk, you gotta eat!
471
00:39:55,849 --> 00:39:58,089
Take a menu and line your asses up.
472
00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:03,173
Stone and Malloy. Good addition.
473
00:40:08,488 --> 00:40:11,458
-Hey! Are you gonna tell me what's going on? -With what?
474
00:40:11,461 --> 00:40:12,461
-With Easy.
475
00:40:12,893 --> 00:40:15,853
- You're hanging out, right? -No.
476
00:40:15,973 --> 00:40:19,133
C'mon. She 420-friendly, bareback-rider, fluent in French?
477
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:23,613
Dude, c'mon. Stop. She's not like that.
478
00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:28,533
No. You're spending all of your time with her. You cannot tell me you're just friends.
479
00:40:28,733 --> 00:40:31,243
We're...
480
00:40:31,874 --> 00:40:32,774
Colleagues.
481
00:40:33,813 --> 00:40:36,853
Yeah, colleagues.
482
00:40:38,703 --> 00:40:40,513
Geez, you are an idiot!
483
00:40:44,399 --> 00:40:47,369
You. Sloppy Joe-time, of course.
484
00:40:49,582 --> 00:40:55,022
Fantastic! Thank you very much. I'm telling you, sir, you need to try this out. It's unbelievable.
485
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:59,936
Look, I bring my lunch from home.
486
00:41:00,252 --> 00:41:01,412
I'll give you half.
487
00:41:04,165 --> 00:41:06,315
-It's brain food. -Oh no!
488
00:41:06,319 --> 00:41:10,099
No. That shit is nasty. Please. Just give my man the Joe.
489
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:15,769
- I think I want the Joe. - Give him the Joe.
490
00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:17,313
Okay! Alright.
491
00:41:17,312 --> 00:41:22,302
You want the Sloppy Joe? You got it.
492
00:41:22,459 --> 00:41:29,179
Here, take a little more. Nice and sloppy
493
00:41:34,569 --> 00:41:39,089
- How long's he been in there? - A while. He's been there a while. He's got a weak stomach.
494
00:41:41,209 --> 00:41:44,649
- I hope he's okay. - Yeah, I'm sure he's fine.
495
00:41:46,409 --> 00:41:48,649
- You okay. Doing well these days? - Yeah.
496
00:41:50,889 --> 00:41:52,389
I've got it!
497
00:41:52,954 --> 00:41:58,174
We do an investigative piece into the health conditions in our cafeteria.
498
00:41:58,171 --> 00:42:01,121
They shut us in that lunchroom and then they poison us!
499
00:42:01,116 --> 00:42:03,726
I bet a lot of kids have gotten sick this year.
500
00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:04,949
We have to find out why.
501
00:42:04,954 --> 00:42:06,754
I'm gonna give you a couple of breath mints.
502
00:42:06,746 --> 00:42:11,306
Coz your breath really smell bad right now due to the vomit in your throat.
503
00:42:16,147 --> 00:42:18,757
-This is the story. -Where do we start?
504
00:42:19,568 --> 00:42:21,808
We have to get the school nurse's records.
505
00:42:23,068 --> 00:42:26,528
- Gonzo! Those are confidential. It'll never happen.
506
00:42:26,535 --> 00:42:28,995
Right. All part of the cover-up.
507
00:42:30,147 --> 00:42:32,387
Yeah. Let me get my laptop. I got an idea.
508
00:42:32,392 --> 00:42:35,862
-What's your idea? -Let's put a poll question on the website.
509
00:42:47,881 --> 00:42:49,901
Let's see if we got any responses.
510
00:43:05,404 --> 00:43:08,934
Sorry. Not a lot of people come up here.
511
00:43:08,926 --> 00:43:09,926
No one, actually.
512
00:43:13,034 --> 00:43:16,094
I'll be good. You won't have to hit me.
513
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,520
Oh my God, we have 11 hits already.
514
00:43:27,523 --> 00:43:28,773
You're kidding me.
515
00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:34,969
Look who's liking the site now.
516
00:43:35,129 --> 00:43:38,609
I can see that it's a useful tool. I don't see why you have to rub it in my face.
517
00:43:40,457 --> 00:43:44,847
Hey look, that cheerleader really wasn't bulimic. She was out of school for salmonella.
518
00:43:44,855 --> 00:43:47,645
Salmonella is a really serious illness.
519
00:43:49,549 --> 00:43:51,119
She probably got a doctor's note.
520
00:43:51,117 --> 00:43:53,997
-That's hard evidence, we can print it. -and scan it.
521
00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:56,543
This is really big.
522
00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:59,355
We have to interview everybody.
523
00:44:01,595 --> 00:44:04,005
Let's go over what we know.
524
00:44:05,092 --> 00:44:07,302
The majority of these complaints
525
00:44:07,303 --> 00:44:12,983
are about the sloppy joes, the taco or the burger.
526
00:44:13,653 --> 00:44:16,673
So, class...
527
00:44:16,674 --> 00:44:18,914
What do all these things have in common?
528
00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:20,896
The meat. -The meat. -Meat.
529
00:44:21,609 --> 00:44:23,749
- The meat! - Good job, Rob.
530
00:44:23,883 --> 00:44:26,673
-Thank you. -Yeah, the meat.
531
00:44:26,673 --> 00:44:31,353
The beef. I wonder what company Parker Prep uses.
532
00:44:31,347 --> 00:44:34,197
You can ask Principal Roy about that.
533
00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,615
No, I couldn't. He doesn't know we're doing another issue.
534
00:44:39,729 --> 00:44:43,009
Only one way to find out.
535
00:45:40,729 --> 00:45:43,209
My God, look!
536
00:45:55,409 --> 00:45:58,409
Anybody in here?
537
00:46:09,146 --> 00:46:14,046
Goddamn, Ratatouille! Every night with you guys!
538
00:46:23,834 --> 00:46:27,594
Let's keep shooting. This stuff is gold.
539
00:46:27,754 --> 00:46:32,154
Not only were conditions shocking but further investigation revealed this meat to be Grade D.
540
00:46:32,354 --> 00:46:35,594
which is only used in pet food and school lunches.
541
00:46:35,754 --> 00:46:38,954
The expirations dates were all slightly off.
542
00:46:43,354 --> 00:46:47,794
Gonzo people demand answers. Gonzo people demand justice.
543
00:46:47,994 --> 00:46:52,034
We will not stop until both are ours.
544
00:46:52,194 --> 00:46:55,194
- Unacceptable! - I told you I wasn't lying.
545
00:46:55,193 --> 00:46:57,943
This is why I puked, bitches.
546
00:47:00,348 --> 00:47:02,128
Have you seen this?
547
00:47:02,131 --> 00:47:05,411
This is disgusting. I'm never going in there again.
548
00:47:05,409 --> 00:47:07,909
The ink work is insane.
549
00:47:08,749 --> 00:47:11,329
- This is like early Steve Ditko.
550
00:47:12,436 --> 00:47:15,466
Thanks, bro. I can put you in the next issue.
551
00:47:15,467 --> 00:47:17,677
Any superpower you want.
552
00:47:17,914 --> 00:47:21,234
I wanna see through walls.
553
00:47:22,994 --> 00:47:24,374
Yes!
554
00:47:41,828 --> 00:47:43,988
You're kidding me.
555
00:47:45,348 --> 00:47:48,308
Okay, everybody! Listen up.
556
00:47:48,468 --> 00:47:53,108
There are inspectors from the Board of Health in there.
557
00:47:53,228 --> 00:47:56,828
They're shutting the cafeteria down! We won!
558
00:47:59,428 --> 00:48:04,868
I don't think Roy can keep us inside anymore. We gotta eat somewhere, right?
559
00:48:04,988 --> 00:48:08,228
Let's get the hell outta here.
560
00:48:08,348 --> 00:48:11,988
Gonzo! Gonzo!
561
00:48:17,068 --> 00:48:19,908
I'm hungry!
562
00:48:20,948 --> 00:48:27,488
Get some mushu pork. Get a salad for christsake
563
00:48:41,150 --> 00:48:43,610
You really think you can beat me, Gilman?
564
00:48:45,336 --> 00:48:49,436
Please. You're playing checkers and I'm playing chess.
565
00:48:50,754 --> 00:48:55,564
- I'm always 10 steps ahead. - Whatever, man.
566
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:59,160
Roy would like to see you. Now.
567
00:49:01,214 --> 00:49:04,774
We had no idea he was even doing this. Doesn't that bother you?
568
00:49:04,769 --> 00:49:07,519
Honey, you act like he's building bombs in the garage.
569
00:49:07,525 --> 00:49:11,385
He's been suspended, Arthur. That means he can't make the honor roll.
570
00:49:11,394 --> 00:49:14,594
His grades are slipping too. Columbia's gonna laugh at him.
571
00:49:14,590 --> 00:49:17,810
You are like a robot now. Who's programming you? This is magic.
572
00:49:17,974 --> 00:49:22,864
Okay? Some people never do anything this special their whole lives and you are missing it.
573
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:26,290
I'm not even sure they have a right to suspend you.
574
00:49:26,494 --> 00:49:29,054
You should fight it. There are some first amendment issues there.
575
00:49:29,174 --> 00:49:33,374
-Not the First Amendment. -He should be able to write what he wants to write.
576
00:49:33,494 --> 00:49:35,494
No one's disputing the facts of the story.
577
00:49:35,775 --> 00:49:38,085
Stop it! Do you want to make a bigger mess?
578
00:49:38,095 --> 00:49:40,705
Let him get through high school then he can save the world.
579
00:49:41,364 --> 00:49:44,394
Listen, Eddie. I know how special you are.
580
00:49:45,097 --> 00:49:48,137
But you just can't act on every impulse.
581
00:49:48,145 --> 00:49:54,165
If you don't plan for life and put things in place, you're gonna regret it. Trust me.
582
00:50:14,657 --> 00:50:19,517
-Gonzo Gilman? The Parker Prep whistle-blower? -Yeah that's me.
583
00:50:20,114 --> 00:50:24,514
I'm Charlie Ronald. I do a segment on "Local Heroes" on New York 3.
584
00:50:24,674 --> 00:50:30,754
- Oh yeah. Charlie Ronald, "on the streets." - "And in your face." That's me, yeah.
585
00:50:30,954 --> 00:50:35,474
- Mind if I ask you a few questions? - Yeah, sure.
586
00:50:35,634 --> 00:50:39,434
Might wanna put some pants on first.
587
00:50:44,013 --> 00:50:47,123
- How'd you find me? - You're not the only one chasing stories, kid.
588
00:50:51,053 --> 00:50:54,293
Stencil. Here you go, man. That's yours.
589
00:50:54,413 --> 00:50:58,853
Gonzo's like Nelson Mandela or John Gotti
590
00:50:59,053 --> 00:51:01,813
Someone who fought for his people, ended up in jail because of it
591
00:51:01,973 --> 00:51:06,453
And now it's all of our responsibility to spread the word, okay!
592
00:51:06,573 --> 00:51:09,023
Are you with us, brother?
593
00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:12,774
That's what I'm talking about.
594
00:51:12,853 --> 00:51:16,333
We got 97 signatures. Roy's gotta know how we feel, man.
595
00:51:16,493 --> 00:51:20,173
No justice, no peace!
596
00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:24,365
Who said the revolution wouldn't be televised?
597
00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:29,711
Now that's what I call lunch.
598
00:51:30,451 --> 00:51:32,231
- Are you watching it?
599
00:51:32,968 --> 00:51:34,098
It's insane.
600
00:51:33,571 --> 00:51:38,411
27 code violations in this school's cafeteria but Principal Roy still refuses to comment.
601
00:51:38,571 --> 00:51:43,141
We'll be making a full statement. We're not gonna do it in the parking lot.
602
00:51:43,330 --> 00:51:48,780
Meanwhile Gonzo Gilman is sweating out the 4th day of a week-long suspension that many feel is unjust.
603
00:51:48,784 --> 00:51:53,734
The question must be asked. Is the wrong person being punished here?
604
00:51:53,732 --> 00:51:55,312
Does Parker Prep even have the right to censor him?
605
00:51:55,310 --> 00:51:57,570
This is Charlie Ronald for New York Free News.
606
00:51:57,731 --> 00:52:00,811
On the streets and in your face.
607
00:52:05,164 --> 00:52:09,884
Charlie Ronald is your old college buddy. You made him do this, didn't you?
608
00:52:10,004 --> 00:52:12,804
You know how Eddie gets carried away. You're just setting him up for a fall.
609
00:52:12,964 --> 00:52:18,204
-I know your early decision at Brown, Evie. But check this out.
610
00:52:18,324 --> 00:52:22,434
The dean from Columbia finally wrote me back.
611
00:52:22,433 --> 00:52:27,663
He's impressed with my stuff and apparently, I'm on the shortlist.
612
00:52:27,665 --> 00:52:28,665
I know, it's huge.
613
00:52:29,124 --> 00:52:33,404
Dean fuckin Herbert on the Gonzo
614
00:52:34,739 --> 00:52:36,869
Who says he's gonna fall?
615
00:52:40,059 --> 00:52:45,299
Come back and see us again. I sing on Thursdays.
616
00:52:50,179 --> 00:52:52,139
That's a good cup of coffee.
617
00:52:53,595 --> 00:52:54,525
Busy day, huh?
618
00:52:55,019 --> 00:52:59,939
Just like the old days before McDonald's and Pizza Hut moved in.
619
00:53:00,139 --> 00:53:02,879
You couldn't get a table in this place.
620
00:53:03,531 --> 00:53:05,901
This whole Gonzo thing must be good for you, huh?
621
00:53:05,896 --> 00:53:09,366
Saved my business. I'll tell you that.
622
00:53:09,661 --> 00:53:11,271
For now anyway.
623
00:53:11,273 --> 00:53:15,143
Cuts both ways, doesn't it?
624
00:53:15,379 --> 00:53:20,689
- What do you mean? - You are his biggest advertiser,right?
625
00:53:20,693 --> 00:53:26,243
First advertiser too. I'm the one that got the whole ball rolling.
626
00:53:27,136 --> 00:53:30,566
You see? He couldn't do it without you.
627
00:53:30,571 --> 00:53:34,091
I guess we helped each other.
628
00:53:34,094 --> 00:53:35,094
I'll say you have.
629
00:53:36,923 --> 00:53:41,333
We're open in the backroom for the first time since '98.
630
00:53:41,573 --> 00:53:44,423
We're gonna have a big party. Why don't you come.
631
00:53:44,416 --> 00:53:45,416
Saturday night?
632
00:53:45,417 --> 00:53:49,277
- Yeah. It'll be fun. - Maybe I'll check it out.
633
00:54:15,318 --> 00:54:16,978
Is Gonzo here? He's coming, right?
634
00:54:16,984 --> 00:54:19,704
He said he was coming but he's grounded so who knows.
635
00:54:22,191 --> 00:54:24,351
Hey, dude!
636
00:55:23,156 --> 00:55:26,716
We got Gonzo 30 seconds to stage.
637
00:55:55,596 --> 00:56:01,556
Alright Melnick. Get his ass off the stage!
638
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,450
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for.
639
00:56:07,902 --> 00:56:13,372
My man, the freedom fighter from Parker Prep. Give it up for Gonzo Gilman!
640
00:56:24,887 --> 00:56:26,487
My people!
641
00:56:35,362 --> 00:56:44,612
What schools, and police and governments fail to realize
642
00:56:44,607 --> 00:56:47,607
is that we've got the power!
643
00:56:54,476 --> 00:57:00,316
You know what's a damn shame is when we forget that too.
644
00:57:03,226 --> 00:57:05,136
You know what I'm seeing right now?
645
00:57:05,139 --> 00:57:08,049
I'm seeing that we're starting to realize.
646
00:57:08,076 --> 00:57:12,556
Do you see that?
647
00:57:14,119 --> 00:57:16,819
Do you see what we can do?
648
00:57:22,269 --> 00:57:24,399
You gonna print another issue?
649
00:57:25,235 --> 00:57:26,555
What do you think?
650
00:57:38,493 --> 00:57:42,213
I'm from North. He's from Central. She's from GW.
651
00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:46,813
We wanna go Gonzo on our schools too. We wanna really blow some shit up that way.
652
00:57:47,500 --> 00:57:53,570
Right on. We can just send you the lay-outs. All you have to do is pull 'em out.
653
00:57:53,773 --> 00:57:59,123
Just tell the truth, brothers and sisters. That's all I ask.
654
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,340
Even if the truth hurts.
655
00:58:07,251 --> 00:58:08,531
What's up, Gilman?
656
00:58:09,011 --> 00:58:10,401
Riley?
657
00:58:16,862 --> 00:58:18,632
I came to congratulate you, man.
658
00:58:19,346 --> 00:58:21,846
You had an idea. You followed it through.
659
00:58:22,947 --> 00:58:24,167
And it worked.
660
00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:26,360
That's pretty cool, man.
661
00:58:27,365 --> 00:58:29,025
Uh...Thanks, man.
662
00:58:29,035 --> 00:58:34,005
Our humble little paper is coming out on Monday. It's not the Gonzo but
663
00:58:34,006 --> 00:58:37,946
There's a really interesting article in there I think you should check out.
664
00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:41,822
Okay.
665
00:58:44,502 --> 00:58:46,502
Evie.
666
00:58:49,062 --> 00:58:51,782
Evie Wallace!
667
00:58:54,262 --> 00:58:57,342
You are glowing.
668
00:58:57,502 --> 00:59:00,622
I'm really happy for you.
669
00:59:00,822 --> 00:59:03,292
For both of you.
670
00:59:04,892 --> 00:59:05,912
Monday.
671
00:59:17,071 --> 00:59:21,511
We should get outta here, right? This party's totally dying down.
672
00:59:21,671 --> 00:59:28,511
We can go back to my place. My parents are gone. After after party. Just the staff.
673
00:59:28,671 --> 00:59:32,111
Yeah. Rally the troops.
674
00:59:40,641 --> 00:59:43,881
You know, I've been working it
675
00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:46,111
-I think tonight it's finally going down. -What?
676
00:59:47,544 --> 00:59:49,004
Every man's fantasy
677
00:59:51,401 --> 00:59:53,791
You know what the French call "eating for three?"
678
00:59:55,161 --> 00:59:58,781
Robbie ...
679
00:59:59,370 --> 01:00:00,380
I'll be right there.
680
01:00:00,382 --> 01:00:03,322
Oh sweet Jesus, no. - Oh yes.
681
01:00:03,481 --> 01:00:07,801
Pretty nervous. It's my first time but
682
01:00:07,881 --> 01:00:11,731
I put my camera in there, I set it up so I'm just gonna film myself and watch it later and see how I did.
683
01:00:11,729 --> 01:00:15,309
-Hey, I'll s how it to you if you want. -Oh no. That's really okay.
684
01:00:18,481 --> 01:00:21,621
Wish me luck, man. Prayin for you.
685
01:00:21,624 --> 01:00:24,514
-Let's hope there's enough of me to go around, right? -Yeah.
686
01:01:10,593 --> 01:01:13,793
Are you a virgin?
687
01:01:14,984 --> 01:01:15,994
What?
688
01:01:16,233 --> 01:01:20,033
Have you ever had sex?
689
01:01:20,193 --> 01:01:23,353
We're just really divin in there, aren't we?
690
01:01:24,950 --> 01:01:31,990
Remember Elizabeth Frankel? She moved away last year. She's in our grade.
691
01:01:32,193 --> 01:01:38,913
We've been best friends since elementary school. We made this pact to get it over with.
692
01:01:39,153 --> 01:01:40,363
How was it?
693
01:01:40,913 --> 01:01:43,813
Embarrassing...if truth be told.
694
01:01:46,393 --> 01:01:50,103
There I was humping away
695
01:01:50,926 --> 01:01:55,186
Thought I was doing great. Really thought I was championing that sex
696
01:01:55,353 --> 01:02:00,593
I looked up at one point to see how she was liking it...
697
01:02:00,673 --> 01:02:04,753
She had this confused, sorrowful look on her face
698
01:02:04,913 --> 01:02:08,993
Turns out my dick was actually caught in her comforter.
699
01:02:09,233 --> 01:02:12,193
- Get out! - I won't.
700
01:02:12,193 --> 01:02:16,713
It was a really soft and satiny comforter. You've gotta believe me.
701
01:02:18,633 --> 01:02:25,353
Anyway, then we finally got it in for real
702
01:02:25,513 --> 01:02:27,263
You know that whole awkward dance
703
01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:32,815
Just really trying to keep my flag flying
704
01:02:32,818 --> 01:02:37,568
Finally she gets into it and she starts moving around and
705
01:02:38,351 --> 01:02:39,861
It was over in like
706
01:02:40,628 --> 01:02:43,598
Ten seconds...Seven seconds.
707
01:02:45,444 --> 01:02:50,484
Yup. I was a real pleasure machine that night.
708
01:02:57,004 --> 01:02:59,034
What about you?
709
01:03:01,058 --> 01:03:02,508
You ever do it?
710
01:03:06,659 --> 01:03:11,819
Evie, c'mon. I told you mine. You gotta tell me yours.
711
01:03:11,979 --> 01:03:16,499
- Law of reciprocation. - Oh really, I didn't realize there are laws involved here.
712
01:03:16,704 --> 01:03:18,084
Well now you know.
713
01:03:21,274 --> 01:03:26,974
It's not a good story. I'm sorry I brought it up.
714
01:03:27,299 --> 01:03:32,419
I think you brought it up because you really wanna tell me.
715
01:03:32,579 --> 01:03:36,259
Evie, my first time was with a blanket.
716
01:03:36,379 --> 01:03:39,459
Gonzo! Are you up there?
717
01:03:39,539 --> 01:03:44,419
I need water!
718
01:03:47,019 --> 01:03:49,979
Let's get some air.
719
01:03:54,084 --> 01:03:58,284
Last year, I had to take this science class with Riley.
720
01:03:58,444 --> 01:04:04,284
And I had this mad crush on him like all the girls.
721
01:04:05,366 --> 01:04:07,516
And I was trying to flirt with him and everything
722
01:04:09,123 --> 01:04:12,313
Finally he invited me to this really cool party
723
01:04:13,180 --> 01:04:17,640
And I wore this little dress
724
01:04:19,101 --> 01:04:21,411
And I got really drunk
725
01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:27,586
It was stupid but I was just really nervous, y'know.
726
01:04:30,396 --> 01:04:34,676
Anyway, I wind up losing my virginity to the guy...
727
01:04:34,804 --> 01:04:38,124
Which was okay.
728
01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:39,915
It was sort of what I wanted.
729
01:04:42,846 --> 01:04:45,966
But it turned into this total nightmare.
730
01:04:48,846 --> 01:04:52,096
I was so messed up that
731
01:04:52,098 --> 01:04:55,838
I didn't notice his jock buddies were there cheering us on.
732
01:04:58,116 --> 01:05:02,916
And after he was finished
733
01:05:03,036 --> 01:05:08,316
This other guy tried to get in on me
734
01:05:09,356 --> 01:05:14,316
I had to fight him off
735
01:05:15,716 --> 01:05:22,636
I was crying. I was trying to get my clothes on. I was trying to get out of the house.
736
01:05:25,836 --> 01:05:28,796
It was horrible.
737
01:05:31,836 --> 01:05:37,076
And Gavin Riley acted like the whole thing was a joke.
738
01:05:39,116 --> 01:05:43,156
He didn't defend me or anything
739
01:05:45,167 --> 01:05:46,197
He laughed
740
01:05:52,059 --> 01:05:55,419
He totally disputes it at school the next day
741
01:05:55,579 --> 01:06:01,379
and all these rumors started that I did the whole wrestling team.
742
01:06:04,659 --> 01:06:07,699
He ruined my life.
743
01:06:08,979 --> 01:06:11,499
Son of a bitch.
744
01:06:12,739 --> 01:06:18,899
Ever since then not only have I not had a boyfriend
745
01:06:19,099 --> 01:06:22,059
I really don't have anybody.
746
01:06:23,499 --> 01:06:31,809
Just sort of shut down, I guess.
747
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:39,075
Evie, listen...
748
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:47,560
Not everybody in this world is an asshole like Gavin Riley.
749
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,880
I'm not.
750
01:06:56,080 --> 01:06:58,840
I know.
751
01:07:25,092 --> 01:07:27,802
-Let's go slow, okay. - Yeah
752
01:07:50,854 --> 01:07:54,094
Eddie! Breakfast!
753
01:07:58,100 --> 01:08:01,790
Hey Mr. Sandman, get up! Get up!
754
01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:22,460
Gilman!
755
01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:24,820
You need a life.
756
01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:28,140
- Gonzo, is it true? - Did you really do it, Gonzo?
757
01:08:28,260 --> 01:08:31,260
Do what?
758
01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:45,240
- What the hell? - Listen up, Gonzo
759
01:08:45,236 --> 01:08:47,496
Riley has proposed the following chain of events
760
01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:54,250
That Errol bankrolled your paper, and you broke into the school at night and planted the rats and roaches in the kitchen
761
01:08:54,253 --> 01:08:57,623
The health inspectors came and closed down the cafeteria
762
01:08:57,618 --> 01:09:02,748
necessitating that we eat at off-campus diner thus saving Errol's business.
763
01:09:02,751 --> 01:09:06,681
- Riley claims that was your plan. - That is ridiculous!
764
01:09:06,679 --> 01:09:10,459
Thing is Riley has a pretty good slam on us.
765
01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:12,450
He's even got surveillance photos and everything.
766
01:09:12,449 --> 01:09:16,719
But these are from when we got the footage. We didn't plant anything.
767
01:09:19,214 --> 01:09:21,414
He actually expects people to believe this?
768
01:09:23,732 --> 01:09:27,122
- You better be suspending Riley! - Calm down, Mr. Gilman.
769
01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:34,045
Calm down. I got in trouble for telling the truth. This is nothing but lies. Don't tell me he's gonna skate.
770
01:09:35,452 --> 01:09:40,132
There's gonna be a thorough investigation, believe me and I don't answer to you.
771
01:09:40,332 --> 01:09:43,492
I'm gonna do a little thorough investigation of my own, if you don't mind.
772
01:09:43,572 --> 01:09:46,212
I do mind.
773
01:09:46,412 --> 01:09:50,972
In fact, if you respond with another issue of your paper, I'll kick you out of school.
774
01:09:51,092 --> 01:09:53,852
You and all your sidekicks.
775
01:09:55,337 --> 01:09:56,517
Consider yourselves warned.
776
01:10:04,252 --> 01:10:08,692
This article is bullshit and you know it.
777
01:10:08,812 --> 01:10:14,812
- Prove it. - Prove it? I'm gonna destroy you.
778
01:10:16,212 --> 01:10:22,132
You better watch it, little guy. I've got the goods on everybody.
779
01:10:24,692 --> 01:10:27,532
Take it easy.
780
01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:38,322
- What was that about? - I don't know.
781
01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:41,601
I don't wanna find out.
782
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:45,090
I have a plan, guys. I've been thinking about it all day.
783
01:10:47,032 --> 01:10:50,712
We have to interview those health inspectors.
784
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:56,392
Get the nurse's full records. Do a background check on continental meats.
785
01:10:56,592 --> 01:11:02,112
We gotta fight back. Okay who wants to do what?
786
01:11:03,392 --> 01:11:05,712
Anyone?
787
01:11:07,072 --> 01:11:10,752
- We've all been talking a little bit. -Behind my back?
788
01:11:10,832 --> 01:11:14,232
No man, c'mon.
789
01:11:14,392 --> 01:11:17,842
We just don't think that we should do another issue.
790
01:11:17,841 --> 01:11:18,671
What?
791
01:11:18,672 --> 01:11:22,752
We've already taken this so much further than we ever thought we could
792
01:11:22,952 --> 01:11:26,652
- It's been awesome but - We cannot get expelled.
793
01:11:26,653 --> 01:11:33,393
Shneeman, nobody's getting expelled. First amendment, man. Roy's bluffing.
794
01:11:33,512 --> 01:11:37,812
Sorry, I can't risk it. I worked my whole life to get into Princeton.
795
01:11:38,184 --> 01:11:40,414
- My parents will have a shitfit.
796
01:11:40,411 --> 01:11:46,031
This might blow your minds guys but some things are more important than college.
797
01:11:46,028 --> 01:11:48,468
-Riley's story is bullshit! -Yeah.
798
01:11:48,466 --> 01:11:50,126
You're over-reacting.
799
01:11:50,668 --> 01:11:53,868
Just put something on the website like:
800
01:11:54,028 --> 01:12:00,148
"Anyone can make allegations without a shred of proof. We stand by our story 100%"
801
01:12:00,268 --> 01:12:03,348
Stand strong.
802
01:12:06,108 --> 01:12:10,308
You guys just aren't seeing the bigger picture here.
803
01:12:10,468 --> 01:12:17,538
Gonzo Gilman isn't just your friend anymore. Okay? He's a public figure.
804
01:12:17,537 --> 01:12:22,817
He's a public figure that stands for truth and justice and freedom.
805
01:12:23,101 --> 01:12:28,111
And that is why if we don't prove that everything in that article is an outright lie
806
01:12:28,308 --> 01:12:34,838
And the man who wrote them is a liar, my name is dirt!
807
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:38,980
And everything we've done together is dirt!
808
01:12:42,089 --> 01:12:45,209
We need one more issue. Come on!
809
01:12:50,009 --> 01:12:52,899
One little hit and you all fold.
810
01:12:54,747 --> 01:12:56,527
What's wrong with all of you?
811
01:12:56,529 --> 01:13:01,609
Well, this talking in the third person business is kinda creepy for one.
812
01:13:04,785 --> 01:13:08,345
Gonzo ...
813
01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:14,465
All you have to do is graduate and you get to go to your dream school
814
01:13:14,625 --> 01:13:17,305
Are you really gonna let Riley ruin that?
815
01:13:17,515 --> 01:13:19,705
Then he really wins.
816
01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:22,830
You need to let this go.
817
01:13:23,985 --> 01:13:25,955
Remember history.
818
01:13:25,957 --> 01:13:31,027
If Napoleon had stopped at Austerlitz, he never would've had his Waterloo.
819
01:13:35,065 --> 01:13:41,065
You're just scared of Riley. That's all this is. You know it.
820
01:13:46,383 --> 01:13:47,353
So I got about 8 lbs. of it.
821
01:13:53,027 --> 01:13:57,297
- What's wrong? - Nobody cares about the truth, dad!
822
01:13:57,302 --> 01:14:00,352
- What? - Why didn't you tell me that?
823
01:14:00,346 --> 01:14:01,346
Eddie!
824
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:49,720
- Would you like to try the capon, sir? - Looks delicious.
825
01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:57,600
- Now that's what I call spread, Gav. - Fresh capon?
826
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:06,360
Belgian endive?
827
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:15,880
Okay folks, let's settle down.
828
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:20,440
We're gonna get started. Quiet down, folks. Let's sit down.
829
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:23,690
What fresh hole is this?
830
01:15:23,689 --> 01:15:28,209
Today is a very proud day at Parker Prep.
831
01:15:28,369 --> 01:15:31,449
Our own Gavin Riley has won the Van Buren Prize.
832
01:15:31,609 --> 01:15:34,409
The most prestigious history award in the country.
833
01:15:37,729 --> 01:15:44,369
It's for his paper "The History of Torture Tactics and Psychological Warfare."
834
01:15:44,609 --> 01:15:49,239
Torture tactics and psychological warfare?
835
01:15:49,329 --> 01:15:55,589
Incredibly, Gavin is the third member of his family to win this award.
836
01:15:55,594 --> 01:15:59,514
And brothers, Shawn and Marcus, are with us today. Come on up, guys.
837
01:15:59,674 --> 01:16:02,354
They're passing the torch. Let me see if I got this right.
838
01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:05,874
Shaun is at Dartmouth? and Marcus is at Yale.
839
01:16:06,074 --> 01:16:11,514
- And Gavin, you wanna tell us where you're going next year? - Stanford. Only decision.
840
01:16:13,994 --> 01:16:17,034
Mr. and Mrs. Riley should write a book.
841
01:16:19,201 --> 01:16:21,431
Gavin Riley, why don't you say a few words, please.
842
01:16:21,554 --> 01:16:24,354
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
843
01:16:30,091 --> 01:16:33,131
I just want to say that
844
01:16:34,211 --> 01:16:39,011
Standing on this stage with my two brothers
845
01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:43,051
... it's the proudest moment of my life.
846
01:16:45,042 --> 01:16:49,412
Schneeman! You gonna tell me what's going on, man?
847
01:16:49,407 --> 01:16:53,437
- What do you mean? - Psychological Warfare?
848
01:16:53,602 --> 01:16:56,022
The history of torture tactics. Those are your twin passions.
849
01:16:56,018 --> 01:16:58,598
You were gonna write your Van Buren paper on that.
850
01:16:58,605 --> 01:17:00,395
Riley just had the same idea.
851
01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:05,240
Schneeman, we have been through too much together.
852
01:17:06,147 --> 01:17:08,917
Okay, man. Level with me.
853
01:17:08,925 --> 01:17:11,295
Did you make some kind of deal with him?
854
01:17:12,791 --> 01:17:19,551
This is totaly off the record. You can't tell anyone, okay? Promise.
855
01:17:19,751 --> 01:17:24,231
I gave him my paper in exchange for protection from the bullies for the entire school year.
856
01:17:24,391 --> 01:17:29,201
- What? You've gotta be kidding me! - It's true.
857
01:17:29,196 --> 01:17:31,516
And honestly, I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
858
01:17:31,525 --> 01:17:35,355
I'm living fear-free for the first time, floating on air!
859
01:17:35,358 --> 01:17:38,028
It's like a terrible weight has been lifted.
860
01:17:38,151 --> 01:17:44,351
- The onions on this guy! I swear... - Gonzo!
861
01:17:45,551 --> 01:17:51,461
You can't tell anyone. Please. PLEASE!
862
01:18:13,816 --> 01:18:17,216
Remember when you found out when Santa Claus didn't really exist?
863
01:18:17,376 --> 01:18:19,496
That your father was really the toothfairy
864
01:18:19,696 --> 01:18:24,296
or that Barry Bonds didn't get his muscles from eating spinach?
865
01:18:24,456 --> 01:18:31,136
Well, my friends, today, sadly, another idol must fall.
866
01:18:34,856 --> 01:18:38,496
Holy shit. Gonzo has completely lost his mind.
867
01:18:38,576 --> 01:18:45,136
King, Gandhi or Parks I sort of understand but Patrick Henry has no historical relevance whatsoever.
868
01:18:45,296 --> 01:18:48,096
Schneeman, you better look at this.
869
01:18:48,256 --> 01:18:51,296
Scott Marshall Schneeman had enough.
870
01:18:51,456 --> 01:18:58,086
Enough of the teasing, of the beatings, of the humiliations he had to suffer his entire life.
871
01:18:58,090 --> 01:19:02,750
so when Gavin Riley came to him with a nefarious proposal
872
01:19:02,750 --> 01:19:05,830
that would make his troubles magically disappear
873
01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:08,663
Schneeman was more than ready to listen.
874
01:19:12,316 --> 01:19:16,076
This is bad. So bad...
875
01:19:18,076 --> 01:19:24,196
A pretty Parker Prep student, who shall remain nameless, made the mistake of falling for Riley's charms.
876
01:19:24,316 --> 01:19:27,836
Last year, he invited her to a party and she accepted
877
01:19:27,956 --> 01:19:32,396
expecting a night of fun, possibly even romance.
878
01:19:32,556 --> 01:19:38,236
But what she experienced that night was a horror that changed her life forever.
879
01:19:50,396 --> 01:19:54,156
All his academic records should be called into question
880
01:19:54,157 --> 01:19:58,837
including his SATs. He should probably be tested for steroids too because he probably cheats at wrestling.
881
01:19:59,036 --> 01:20:04,836
Gavin Riley is a total fraud academically, personally, morally.
882
01:20:05,036 --> 01:20:10,156
He needs to be unmasked in every conceivable way.
883
01:20:29,596 --> 01:20:32,636
How could you do this...to us?
884
01:20:32,756 --> 01:20:35,356
You turned out to be worse than Riley.
885
01:20:35,556 --> 01:20:37,366
You did this alone?
886
01:20:39,725 --> 01:20:41,065
In my office now.
887
01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:47,116
You are suspended indefinitely pending an expulsion hearing.
888
01:20:51,516 --> 01:20:55,196
- Schneeman, I'm coming, man! - No! NO! Get away from me!
889
01:20:55,356 --> 01:20:59,646
You broke your promise. I'd rather stay here a week than be helped by you.
890
01:21:00,093 --> 01:21:01,843
Leave! You're not my friend!
891
01:21:01,956 --> 01:21:05,796
Leave! Why are you still here? Leave! Leave! Go! GO!
892
01:21:08,076 --> 01:21:10,196
Good for you, Schneeman.
893
01:21:12,106 --> 01:21:15,556
Evie, thank God. I've been calling you all day.
894
01:21:15,558 --> 01:21:18,928
You're not gonna believe the day I'm having.
895
01:21:18,935 --> 01:21:20,055
Fuck off!
896
01:21:20,058 --> 01:21:24,478
- What? What's wrong? - Look at the website, asshole!
897
01:21:33,952 --> 01:21:38,872
- Did Riley post this? - I told you to leave it alone but you wouldn't listen.
898
01:21:39,032 --> 01:21:44,632
We can take this out. We can delete it from the site. We're the administrators.
899
01:21:44,832 --> 01:21:47,592
It's all over Youtube!
900
01:21:50,472 --> 01:21:54,152
Evie ... Fuck!
901
01:22:09,969 --> 01:22:14,909
One time! ONE TIME I cheated and you had to bust me like that?
902
01:22:16,269 --> 01:22:18,649
They're gonna take away my prize.
903
01:22:18,653 --> 01:22:23,523
Stanford is gonna review my transcript. You fucked up everything!
904
01:22:23,521 --> 01:22:26,081
-You shouldn't have done it. -You are nothing.
905
01:22:26,079 --> 01:22:27,509
Nothing!
906
01:22:28,585 --> 01:22:31,785
Nobody cares what you do.
907
01:22:32,025 --> 01:22:37,785
My family ... I have to win.
908
01:22:39,305 --> 01:22:44,025
You have no idea how much fucking pressure I'm under.
909
01:22:44,185 --> 01:22:48,145
- How could you do that to Evie? - YOU did it to her, Gilman!
910
01:22:54,585 --> 01:22:58,545
Hey. I just missed you at the hospital. My phone was off. Is he alright?
911
01:22:58,665 --> 01:23:03,225
He's gonna be fine. He had to get a few stitches but he's gonna be alright.
912
01:23:03,345 --> 01:23:06,385
You okay?
913
01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:14,225
You were right. This is a total disaster.
914
01:23:14,345 --> 01:23:18,425
I can't believe he might not graduate.
915
01:23:18,545 --> 01:23:22,105
I just get so caught up, babe.
916
01:23:23,185 --> 01:23:26,225
I just want Eddie to have an interesting life.
917
01:23:26,425 --> 01:23:31,065
And try for great things.
918
01:23:32,425 --> 01:23:37,025
Everything shouldn't be about pressure and stress and tests...
919
01:23:37,185 --> 01:23:41,265
I know. I know. I tend to forget that.
920
01:23:41,465 --> 01:23:45,305
You're not the only one who gets carried away.
921
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,840
Eddie?
922
01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:01,080
Eddie.
923
01:24:03,240 --> 01:24:05,640
Jesus.
924
01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:09,520
Let me see.
925
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:18,040
Wanna tell me what happened?
926
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:23,320
I messed up so bad.
927
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:29,640
I hurt everyone I care about.
928
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:33,760
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
929
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:41,240
Sometimes you just have to look the world in the eye and say you're sorry.
930
01:24:46,840 --> 01:24:54,100
You mean like throw myself at the mercy of the courts type of deal?
931
01:24:55,648 --> 01:24:56,878
And pray they forgive you.
932
01:24:58,393 --> 01:25:01,023
I've had a little practice of that myself.
933
01:25:08,210 --> 01:25:11,850
- You need anything? - I'm fine.
934
01:25:11,970 --> 01:25:15,730
'famous apologies'
935
01:25:15,850 --> 01:25:19,650
I'm deeply sorry that I did not live up to what was expected of me
936
01:25:19,850 --> 01:25:26,770
To every New Yorker and to all those who believed in what I tried to stand for I sincerely apologize.
937
01:25:26,970 --> 01:25:32,090
Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate
938
01:25:32,250 --> 01:25:38,770
now this matter is between me, my wife and our daughter, and our God.
939
01:25:38,970 --> 01:25:44,170
I must put it right. And I am prepared to do whatever it takes to do so.
940
01:25:45,170 --> 01:25:49,530
I have sinned against you, My Lord.
941
01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:54,490
And I would ask that Your precious blood
942
01:25:56,810 --> 01:26:02,610
... wash and cleanse
943
01:26:02,730 --> 01:26:05,610
every stain
944
01:26:08,158 --> 01:26:10,098
'GONZO GILMAN ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH'
945
01:26:14,530 --> 01:26:18,530
In the past week, I ruined my chance to go to college
946
01:26:18,690 --> 01:26:21,090
I lost all my friends
947
01:26:21,210 --> 01:26:25,370
The one girl I ever cared about will probably never talk to me again.
948
01:26:25,490 --> 01:26:28,490
I also got my face kicked in.
949
01:26:30,650 --> 01:26:38,000
But after everything I've done, I probably got off easy.
950
01:26:40,970 --> 01:26:42,560
You believed in me
951
01:26:43,113 --> 01:26:45,913
And I betrayed you all.
952
01:26:47,350 --> 01:26:52,070
To the Gonzo staff - Rob, Ming Na ...
953
01:26:54,070 --> 01:27:00,670
I'm sorry I let my stupid egotistical war get in the way of the beautiful thing we built together
954
01:27:02,670 --> 01:27:08,110
Scott Marshall Schneeman, you told me something in confidence, man
955
01:27:09,230 --> 01:27:12,630
and I sold you out.
956
01:27:12,830 --> 01:27:18,390
I hope you can forgive me but if you can't
957
01:27:19,750 --> 01:27:22,750
hey, I get it.
958
01:27:25,950 --> 01:27:32,390
To the unnamed girl, The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you.
959
01:27:33,790 --> 01:27:39,190
I've never felt this bad about anything before in my life.
960
01:27:40,125 --> 01:27:42,655
But that probably doesn't help you much.
961
01:27:43,850 --> 01:27:44,890
I'll do anything.
962
01:27:45,972 --> 01:27:50,112
I'll accept any form of punishment, the crueler the better.
963
01:27:51,169 --> 01:27:53,469
just give me another chance.
964
01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:12,100
Hey. I heard they let you back in.
965
01:29:12,101 --> 01:29:17,881
Yeah, my mom sweet-talked Principal Roy at that hearing pretty hard.
966
01:29:20,110 --> 01:29:22,910
There's no more Gonzo. That's for sure.
967
01:29:23,070 --> 01:29:26,430
- We wanna start up again next year. - If that's okay with you.
968
01:29:26,550 --> 01:29:29,750
We'll do it all online. There are no principals in cyberspace.
969
01:29:29,870 --> 01:29:33,470
We feel it's our duty, Gonzo. The voice of the underdog must be heard.
970
01:29:33,470 --> 01:29:38,300
- Power to the people.
971
01:29:41,550 --> 01:29:45,390
- Riley been around? - Hasn't shown his face.
972
01:29:45,510 --> 01:29:48,550
- What a pussy. - He should take his lumps like a man.
973
01:29:49,950 --> 01:29:51,950
'MY HOUSE, 4PM'
974
01:30:19,490 --> 01:30:21,930
Evie!
975
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:50,250
Thanks for seeing me.
976
01:30:51,570 --> 01:30:56,810
- I just ... - Don't tell me you're sorry.
977
01:30:56,811 --> 01:30:58,201
I know you're sorry.
978
01:30:59,747 --> 01:31:02,087
And don't think your little video meant anything.
979
01:31:02,696 --> 01:31:05,706
It was just another Gonzo Gilman Production.
980
01:31:05,708 --> 01:31:07,548
All about you.
981
01:31:10,186 --> 01:31:12,206
- The what am I doing here?
982
01:31:15,502 --> 01:31:16,792
Let's talk in the car.
983
01:31:37,626 --> 01:31:43,466
After I saw that clip of me naked at the party, I swore I'll never talk to you again.
984
01:31:45,306 --> 01:31:49,146
I turned off all my lights. Put on some really depressing music.
985
01:31:49,306 --> 01:31:54,066
Got under my covers. I was ready to say screw the world.
986
01:31:54,266 --> 01:31:57,186
Shut everybody out.
987
01:31:59,390 --> 01:32:02,710
Somehow it didn't feel right this time.
988
01:32:02,870 --> 01:32:04,030
What?
989
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,860
Playing the victim.
990
01:32:08,430 --> 01:32:13,790
It wasn't me anymore. I know how to fight back now.
991
01:32:14,830 --> 01:32:17,130
No matter what...
992
01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:18,910
... asshole ...
993
01:32:19,883 --> 01:32:21,003
...ASSHOLE...
994
01:32:22,230 --> 01:32:24,470
... thing you did,
995
01:32:25,472 --> 01:32:27,692
you gave me that.
996
01:32:28,470 --> 01:32:31,670
you and your paper.
997
01:32:33,358 --> 01:32:34,678
That was big.
998
01:32:35,999 --> 01:32:37,469
So what are you saying, Evie?
999
01:32:39,330 --> 01:32:44,370
Are we friends again? Can we be friends again?
1000
01:32:44,530 --> 01:32:48,090
Can I trust you?
1001
01:32:49,530 --> 01:32:55,410
I mean really, really trust you?
1002
01:32:58,850 --> 01:33:02,810
My heart broke for you, Evie.
1003
01:33:03,850 --> 01:33:06,160
I know it did.
1004
01:33:06,664 --> 01:33:09,064
I learned my lesson.
1005
01:33:27,858 --> 01:33:29,518
What's so funny?
1006
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:36,840
I'm just really relieved. This has been killing me.
1007
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:41,640
Don't get so ahead of yourself. You still need to be punished.
1008
01:33:44,080 --> 01:33:47,000
Let's just say you better watch your back.
1009
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:53,480
Okay. I think I can live with that.
1010
01:33:58,120 --> 01:34:01,610
- Do you want to get some food? - Yeah.
1011
01:34:02,566 --> 01:34:05,046
We should probably throw Errol some business.
1012
01:34:10,480 --> 01:34:17,000
- What's the deal with this car? - That is a whole other story.
1013
01:34:29,650 --> 01:34:36,290
- Did Riley post or Evie? - No, but I did.
1014
01:34:36,450 --> 01:34:39,210
You have to scroll down a little bit more.
1015
01:34:39,370 --> 01:34:41,770
- Bingo! There we go. - Oh no, Rob!
1016
01:34:41,890 --> 01:34:46,690
- Not the sex tape - Yup. I posted the tape of me having sex with women.
1017
01:34:46,850 --> 01:34:49,910
- Press play. - I really don't want to.
1018
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:50,940
Push play
1019
01:34:52,700 --> 01:34:58,970
and you will see me communicating... with my body.
1020
01:35:02,133 --> 01:35:03,623
Okay ...
1021
01:35:05,770 --> 01:35:10,530
See this? This is my truth.
1022
01:35:12,570 --> 01:35:16,690
Isn't that what Gonzo was supposed to be all about?
1023
01:35:18,426 --> 01:35:20,896
- Okay, don't touch me, dude. - Okay. That's fine.
1024
01:35:21,011 --> 01:35:22,941
Watch the rest of it coz the end is really good.
1025
01:35:23,567 --> 01:35:26,347
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