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Katie:
It's springtime in Westport,
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which means birds are chirping,
flowers are blooming,
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and moms everywhere are
breaking out their white jeans
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to show the world
just how skinny they are.
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Mama?
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How come you never wear white
jeans like the other mommies?
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Because then Mama can't do
two of her favorite things --
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eat chocolate and wipe
her hands on her pants.
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I love you.
Have a good day.
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Springtime also means it's time
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for the elementary school's
annual Field Day,
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where moms and their daughters
split into teams
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and compete against each other.
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Katie.
Chloe.
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We're picking teams
for Field Day this morning,
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and I noticed you and
Anna-Kat aren't signed up.
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That's because Field Day
isn't about the kids.
Hmm.
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It's an excuse
for shallow, self-absorbed moms
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to prove that
they're in better shape
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than other shallow,
self-absorbed moms.
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To be clear, I think you're
shallow and self-absorbed.
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15 minutes and 30 seconds
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for Becky and I to run from
Pembroke Manor to the school.
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Mm.
My house has a name.
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Where's Becky?
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Hmm? Oh.
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Must have lost her
along the way somewhere.
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Mama!
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Penny says everyone else
is signed up for Field Day,
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and we should, too.
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I think it'd be fun.
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All right, sweetie.
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If that's what you want,
we will.
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Oh. Oh!
Yes!
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I am so glad you're signing up
so I can not pick you.
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Well, I am
not going to pick you.
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Well, you're not
a team captain,
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so that comeback's
meaningless.
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Well, imagine I was,
for the sake of my comeback.
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So there.
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In your face!
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Katie!
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Hi-i-i!
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Wow.
Suzanne.
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There's usually not
three syllables in "hi."
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I want to introduce you
to a new mom at school.
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And get this --
Her name is also Katie!
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Isn't that hilarious?
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Suzanne?
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I told you not to take
those Mexican diet pills
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anymore, sweetie.
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They're just speed.
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Nice to meet you, Katie.
You too, Katie.
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I'm, like, dying!
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So, what are we gonna do?
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We can't have two Katies
with kids in the same class,
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so we're gonna have to find
a way to tell you two apart.
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Well, I'm Katie Otto, so I guess
I could just go by "Katie O."
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Oh, that won't work.
I'm also Katie O.
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My last name is Owens.
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Two Katie O's?!
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Uh, I can't take it!
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Okay. Well, I guess we'll have
to come up with some other way
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of differentiating
you two Katies, hmm?
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Could I give it a go?
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Well, let's see.
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You both have
the same hair color,
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so what's different
about you?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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And you just know they're
calling me "Big Katie."
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"Big Katie"?
I wouldn't assume that.
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There are plenty
of other possible nicknames.
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Really? Like what?
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You could get a tattoo
on your face.
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Be "Tattoo-Face Katie."
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They'd still call me Big Katie.
And you know why?
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Because everyone in this town
is obsessed
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with what kind of shape
you're in.
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They might as well call
Field Day "Fitness Shaming Day."
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Ugh. I am so glad my kids
are too old for Field Day.
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Being the only black family
at an athletic event
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is too much pressure.
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The only good thing
about having that baby
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is that it gives me a pass
to skip Field Day this year.
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That's the only good thing?
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Yeah.
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Well, that, and my yoo-hoo
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gets a six-month mandatory
bone-break from Richard.
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You don't have to wait
six months.
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Yeah,
but he doesn't know that.
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They just e-mailed
the team assignments.
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Oh, good.
I'm not on Chloe's team.
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I'm on Nancy's team.
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And she made me the anchor
in the tug-of-war.
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Make the big girl the anchor.
That is so insulting.
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Anywhere else in this country,
I am a normal-sized woman.
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My aunt in Wisconsin
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is worried that I'm wasting away
to nothing,
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but here, compared
to these stupid, competitive,
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white-jeans-wearing, underfed
skinnies, I'm an anchor!
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Damn.
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Big Katie's
on a tear today.
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Yeah.
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♪♪
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Just the man
I was looking for.
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I'm entering my grandfather's
famous chili recipe
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in the cook-off
at the Field Day tomorrow,
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and I thought
I'd teach you to make it.
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Is there a cash prize?
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No cash, just pride.
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So nothing.
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I couldn't be more out.
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Oliver, pride is worth
something in this world.
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Is it? Huh.
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"Hi. Harvard?
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I'd like to pay
for my tuition.
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Not with money.
With pride.
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What?
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You don't accept pride.
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That's strange."
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Fine.
I'll make it myself.
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"Hello?
American Express?
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I'd like to settle my bill.
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With pride.
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What?
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You don't?"
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Dad, American Express
doesn't accept pride, either.
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I get it.
I have so many more.
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I'm gonna go write them down
and e-mail them to you.
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"Hello?
Colombian kidnappers?
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We've decided to meet your
ransom demands with pride."
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Hey, Mr. A.
What are you up to?
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I'm making chili
for tomorrow's chili cook-off.
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Chili?
That's my fourth-favorite food!
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Right behind gummy worms,
gummy sharks, and...
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Pass.
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Do you want
to help me make it?
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I sure could use a hand.
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Dad, get your own boyfriend.
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He's here to be with me,
not make chili with you.
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Come on, Trip.
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But..it's chili.
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So...wait.
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You're gonna blow me off,
throw on an apron,
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and make chili with my dad?
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There's outfits?!
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What? Whoa.
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Yeah, sure.
Turn around.
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♪♪
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Katie.
Chloe.
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Katie.
Nancy.
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You made me the anchor
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because that's all
you think that I can do.
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Mm-hmm.
Well, I'm not doin' it.
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I'll have you know
that I can dominate any event
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at this stupid Field Day
and beat every mom here.
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Oh, no, sweetie,
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you know this is Field Day,
not "Mrs. Fields Day," right?
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If you want, you can have my
spot in the three-legged race,
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and I'll be the anchor.
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Thank you, Katie.
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You're welcome, Katie.
Oh!
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It just kills me every time!
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The three-legged race is for
people who train and condition.
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I ran track
in high school.
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It's muscle memory.
You don't lose that.
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Hey, no judgment here.
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Now, what size T-shirt
can I put you down for --
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extra small, small, or
the one XL we set aside for you?
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I'll take the "at least
my husband didn't flee to Nepal
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to get away from me" shirt.
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Do you have one of those?
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♪♪
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We're gonna have fun
together.
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Crushing your enemies' spirit
is always more fun
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when you do it
with someone you love.
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Now. Are you ready?
I'm ready.
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Boing!
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Boing!
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Sweetie, what are you doing?
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I thought it'd be fun
if we acted like rabbits.
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No! We're sharks.
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We eat rabbits.
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When would a shark have
an occasion to eat a rabbit?
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When a plane full of rabbits
crashes into the ocean.
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Why would there be a plane
full of rabbits?
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I don't have time to explain
how the world works.
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Let's do this.
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Anna-Kat, focus.
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We have to be
completely in sync.
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Two people
using three legs as one.
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One mind, one body.
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One mind,
one body.
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Why would sharks even have
a taste for rabbit?
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Drop it.
One mind, one body.
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One mind, one body.
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Outside, middle.
Outside, middle.
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One person, one body,
never to be separated.
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That went
surprisingly well.
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Inside, outside.
Inside, outside.
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Inside...
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Okay.
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First, you brown the meat.
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Wait. Before you do...
Taylor!
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Take a picture of me,
your dad, and the meat.
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Really?
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That was for social.
Take another one.
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This one's just for us.
Oh.
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Ugh.
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What is going on?
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Trip and I
were supposed to hang out,
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but now all he wants to do
is make chili.
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I always knew Trip would
leave you for someone else.
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I just didn't think
it'd be Dad.
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Greg: Okay.
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Now I'm gonna tell you
something
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no one outside the family
knows.
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Grandpa Otto's
secret ingredient.
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The secret...
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Hey.
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I am so not okay
with this.
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I thought you weren't interested
in making chili with Dad.
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I'm not.
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But that doesn't mean
I want Trip
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learning the family secrets.
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Those are my secrets
not to give a crap about.
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Wow.
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Yeah, just don't tell anyone.
Okay, son?
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Son?
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Your moron boyfriend
is stealing my dad.
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And Dad is stealing
my boyfriend.
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We have to find
a way to put an end to this.
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Now let's get a pic
with the beans.
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Love it!
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Oh, I'm gonna make
that one my wallpaper.
Good call.
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Inside, outside.
Inside, outside.
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Inside, outside.
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Can I catch my breath
for a second?
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There's no catching your breath
in the three-legged race.
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You got to push through it.
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Yes, baby girl.
That's it.
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That's it!
That's it!
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♪♪
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Ow! My ankle!
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Come on! You got it!
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I can't.
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It's nothing.
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Try and walk it off.
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Ow!
I can't put pressure on it!
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It's okay, sweetie.
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We'll pack your ankle
in ice,
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and you'll be good as new
in the morning.
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And if you're not,
I'll pump you so full of sugar
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you won't be able
to feel a thing.
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♪♪
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Hey, Trip.
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Hey, Tay.
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I'm gonna go bikini shopping.
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00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:24,790
Do you want to come with me?
261
00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,120
Sorry, babe.
262
00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,250
Stewing tomatoes.
263
00:09:32,290 --> 00:09:35,040
Wow.
You just lost to a vegetable.
264
00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,670
Watch and learn.
265
00:09:38,250 --> 00:09:40,120
Hey, Dad.
266
00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,040
I was just doing
some historical reading,
267
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,620
and I got a little confused
on the tactics
268
00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:47,670
that engineered victory
at the Battle of Bunker Hill.
269
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,460
Any chance
you can explain it to me?
270
00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:51,000
Not right now.
271
00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,420
We're in
the critical seasoning stage.
272
00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,960
Why don't you go help
your sister pick out bikinis?
273
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,790
So, now what?
274
00:10:01,790 --> 00:10:05,040
I guess we have to
wait until Field Day is over.
275
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,080
All right. Now we just
let it simmer overnight.
276
00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,580
You really think
we can win?
Absolutely.
277
00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:11,000
And then we can enter
other cooking contests.
278
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000
Totally.
279
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,330
We could ourselves
the, uh...
280
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,000
Pass.
281
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,040
How do we stop this?
282
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,620
We have to make sure
they don't win.
283
00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:24,920
Mmm!
Mmm.
284
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,880
Mmm!
Mm-mmm-mmm!
285
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,330
Mm-hmm.
Right?
286
00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:30,290
Mm-hmm.
What is happening?!
287
00:10:30,290 --> 00:10:32,960
♪♪
288
00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:35,290
I am so bummed
about Anna-Kat's ankle.
289
00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:36,750
Now all the other moms
are gonna think
290
00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,880
I'm not racing
because I chickened out.
291
00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,040
Well, if it makes you
feel better,
292
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,880
the chili that Trip and I made
is amazing.
293
00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:44,420
Great! So, you've had
the ability to cook dinner
294
00:10:44,420 --> 00:10:46,210
for the past 15 years
and just haven't done it?
295
00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,380
Thanks, honey.
That really cheers me up.
296
00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,710
Oh, so, let's just pretend my
"Stir Fry Fridays" don't exist.
297
00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:53,710
I'm just annoyed
because Anna-Kat and I
298
00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:56,080
totally would have won.
299
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:58,540
Hey, Trip. Yeah, I did get the
bean photo, and you're right --
300
00:10:58,540 --> 00:11:00,210
We do look like badasses.
301
00:11:00,210 --> 00:11:03,620
♪♪
302
00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:10,250
Anna-Kat!
303
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:15,000
♪♪
304
00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:17,420
Ow!
305
00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:19,710
My knee hurts so bad!
306
00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:21,380
It was your ankle.
307
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,460
I mean my ankle!
308
00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:25,380
Ohh!
Other ankle.
309
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,880
Ow?
310
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:36,290
Anna-Kat, you lied about
twisting your ankle.
311
00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,920
Why did you do that?
312
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,330
So I wouldn't have to do
the three-legged race.
313
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:42,210
But you were so excited.
314
00:11:42,210 --> 00:11:43,960
I was excited at first,
315
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,250
but then you got all,
"One mind, one body.
316
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,960
Crush those skinnies.
They're gonna pay.
317
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,000
Those filthy --"
It's okay.
318
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,790
I know what I said.
319
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,210
And that ruined
all the fun.
320
00:11:53,210 --> 00:11:55,080
Oh, my God.
321
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,040
I became one of them.
322
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,250
One of who?
323
00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,580
The moms.
324
00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:02,500
I complain how they're
always taking an event
325
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:05,620
that should be about the kids
and making it about themselves,
326
00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,880
and then I went
and did the same thing.
327
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:10,210
That's just not okay.
328
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,500
Anna-Kat, aren't you gonna
say, "It's okay, Mama,"
329
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,920
and let me off the hook?
330
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,620
Don't you ever get tired
of the same old song and dance?
331
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:24,670
I have to be better.
332
00:12:24,670 --> 00:12:26,460
No more practicing.
333
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:30,040
Win or lose, I promise we'll
have a great time at Field Day.
334
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,830
Sounds good.
335
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:38,000
One more
shark-bunny-related question.
336
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,170
You've got to let it go,
sweetie.
337
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:40,580
Got it.
338
00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:43,000
♪♪
339
00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:47,960
Smells like victory.
340
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,960
And it sounds like
the ocean.
341
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,460
Let's give it a taste.
342
00:12:53,460 --> 00:13:00,380
♪♪
343
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,540
This should take care
of your problem.
344
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:05,250
Just make sure
you handle it very carefully.
345
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,620
The ghost pepper is one
of the hottest peppers
346
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,210
known to mankind,
347
00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:10,000
so don't touch your eyes
or let it get on your skin.
348
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,710
You look cute in an apron.
349
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:12,790
Pay attention.
350
00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:14,080
Tell him, Uncle Louie.
351
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,000
This pepper
will you up.
352
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:22,420
♪♪
353
00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:25,540
One taste of this,
and their mouths will burn.
354
00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:28,670
They'll realize their failure,
and their bromance will be over.
355
00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:33,620
I can't wait to see the looks
on their face when they try it.
356
00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:39,580
♪♪
357
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,670
Mm. Delicious.
358
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:48,960
Mmm! Totally.
359
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,290
Now I know
how what's-his-name felt
360
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,670
when he invented
the whatchamacallit.
361
00:13:51,670 --> 00:13:53,000
Huh.
362
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,830
What happened to melting
their faces off?
363
00:13:57,460 --> 00:13:59,170
Let me try that.
364
00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,330
It's not spicy at all.
365
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,330
You're right.
366
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,620
What the hell?
367
00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,290
Uncle Louie
gave me a dud pepper.
368
00:14:10,290 --> 00:14:11,830
What's going on?
Who's Uncle Louie?
369
00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:12,880
What pepper?
370
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,290
Come up with something.
371
00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,830
O-Oliver and I were jealous
of you and Trip,
372
00:14:16,830 --> 00:14:19,210
so we put a hot pepper
in your chili
373
00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:21,000
to sabotage
your chances of winning.
374
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,380
So, you just told
the truth.
375
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,080
Dad, don't just stare at us
like that.
376
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,710
Say something.
377
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:29,790
I can't.
378
00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:31,500
What's wrong?
My mouwf...
379
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,580
Something really bad
is happening in my tongue!
380
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:36,880
What is happening?
381
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,670
Remember, the ghost pepper
382
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,330
takes about 20 seconds
to kick in.
383
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks, Uncle Louie.
384
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:45,710
I totally forgot.
385
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,420
The ghost pepper's effects
are slightly delayed.
386
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:49,790
I can feel it
in my ear canal!
387
00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:51,330
Give me the tap, old man!
388
00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:55,540
Aah!
So that means...
389
00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:57,170
Aah!
Oh! Oh!
390
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,920
There's nothing I can do
391
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,540
except wait for it.
392
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:08,580
Kill me!
393
00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:10,120
All I wanted was someone
to make chili with me.
394
00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,210
I need milk!
I need milk!
395
00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:15,000
Give me that.
Mm!
396
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,330
I'm sorry, Taylor.
I didn't mean to ignore you.
397
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,960
Don't look at me!
I think I'm gonna cry!
398
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,880
I'm sorry
I ruined your chili, Dad.
399
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,290
Maybe the worst is over.
400
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:27,120
Just when you think the worst
is over, you soil yourself.
401
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,790
Then it's done.
402
00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:30,500
Bad news, Dad.
403
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:35,380
-I definitely hate her.
-Give me a good one!
404
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:37,670
Remember, it doesn't matter
if we win or lose.
405
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,080
We're just gonna hop around
like rabbits and have fun.
406
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:41,420
Okay, Mama.
407
00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:42,880
Wait. I'm gonna go grab us
some waters.
408
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,790
I'll be right back.
409
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,710
Yeah.
Oh, no.
410
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:49,460
Oh, I can't believe
Katie actually showed up.
411
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:52,330
She is gonna come in dead last,
and my team is gonna lose.
412
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:53,710
I won't take home a trophy,
413
00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,460
and I will bring shame
to Pembroke Manor.
414
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,380
Okay, this is
what I'm gonna do.
415
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,210
I'm gonna come in first,
of course.
416
00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:01,460
Then I'm gonna turn around,
and I'm gonna laugh at her,
417
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,040
but I'm gonna hold it in
so I don't look like a bitch,
418
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,040
like this.
419
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,380
I got these.
Because we're bunnies!
420
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,540
Thanks, Mama.
421
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,620
Now we just have to do
one more thing.
422
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,170
What's that?
423
00:16:18,170 --> 00:16:19,210
Win.
424
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,290
Now we're talkin'.
425
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,000
We're gonna beat
those filthy --
426
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,750
Okay, Anna-Kat.
427
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,170
Well, Oliver,
we did it together.
Yeah.
428
00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:31,210
We combined the chili
from three supermarkets
429
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,210
and claimed it as our own.
430
00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:34,830
I'm glad
I got my sight back.
431
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:36,920
That ghost pepper caused
a really scary 20 minutes.
432
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,290
I can't feel my teeth.
433
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,500
Announcer:
Attention, everyone.
434
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,880
The three-legged race
is about to begin.
435
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,000
This is gonna be
so embarrassing for you,
436
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,580
and in front of your child,
no less.
437
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:51,580
Well, your kids have gotten
over having a shrieking vulture
438
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:53,290
for a mother, so we're good.
439
00:16:55,460 --> 00:17:00,210
♪♪
440
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,040
Oh!
441
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,670
Oh! My nose!
442
00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:06,790
Sweep the leg.
443
00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:07,960
But she's my friend!
444
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,000
You're weak
like your father.
445
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,210
Sweep the leg.
Okay.
446
00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:11,210
Anna-Kat...
447
00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,000
the flip!
448
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,380
That's why we practiced.
449
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:17,080
I dare you to sweep my leg,
little girl.
450
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,960
Faster!
Penny, faster!
451
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,000
Oh, no, no!
452
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,420
No!
453
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,330
Yes!
454
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:28,880
You should have swept
the leg!
455
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,380
What's wrong with you?!
456
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:32,120
Oh, shove
your stupid nose!
457
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,420
It's my fourth one!
458
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:34,960
I'll break it again!
459
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,710
I need a doctor!
460
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:37,710
I need a drink.
461
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,330
Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe it.
462
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:42,290
You actually won.
That's right.
463
00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:44,290
You didn't think we had
a chance, did you?
464
00:17:44,290 --> 00:17:46,620
None of you did.
And why?
465
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,580
Because I'm bigger
than all of you.
466
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,120
I'll tell you this.
467
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,620
I have been a size 4
and a size 14,
468
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:55,170
and right now
I don't know what size I am
469
00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:57,170
because I'm afraid to go
clothes shopping,
470
00:17:57,170 --> 00:17:58,620
But none of that matters.
471
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,880
The point is, I've never let it
affect who I am,
472
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,210
and never will.
473
00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:06,210
Because size doesn't matter.
474
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,290
It's what's inside that counts.
475
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:12,380
And my insides kicked all
of your insides' asses today.
476
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,080
You stop that slow clap
right now.
477
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,670
Yeah, B.K. is right.
478
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,250
"B.K."? See?
479
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,420
I knew
it was a matter of time
480
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,920
before you called me
"Big Katie."
481
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,920
Big Katie?
Mm-hmm.
482
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,710
No!
B.K. stands for "Bitchy Katie."
483
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:32,960
Oh.
484
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,620
I can see that.
485
00:18:35,830 --> 00:18:37,620
All right, everyone.
486
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:39,210
We are all tied up.
487
00:18:39,210 --> 00:18:42,920
Which means everything
comes down to the tug-of-war!
488
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:49,580
♪♪
489
00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:51,670
Nancy.
Mm?
490
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:54,960
If we really want to win,
I should be the anchor.
491
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,380
But you just gave
that whole speech
492
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,620
about size not mattering
and everything.
493
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,290
Yeah, but come on.
494
00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:01,330
Big girl's
gotta be the anchor.
495
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,120
I got it.
496
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,620
Are you sure?
497
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,290
Yeah, I'm sure.
498
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:19,290
♪♪
499
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,580
Honorable mention.
Not bad.
500
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,920
Next year, you and I
are taking home first place.
501
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,580
Definitely.
502
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:31,080
So...
503
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,420
what's the secret ingredient?
504
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:37,460
Teamwork.
505
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,580
Huh.
506
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:42,210
Never mind.
507
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,250
You can do it with Trip.
508
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,040
Give it up for your mom,
the big winner!
509
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,210
Thank you.
Thank you.
510
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,120
I'm so proud of you, Mama.
511
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,420
Thanks to you,
we won all of Field Day.
512
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:56,710
Aah!
513
00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:58,790
-Aah!
-Aah!
514
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:01,120
Where's my shoe?!
515
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:03,120
♪♪
516
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:06,460
♪♪
517
00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:09,830
Yay! Ya-hoo!
518
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,750
Yay!
519
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,620
Why?!
520
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:18,750
With everything
that happened at Field Day,
521
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,420
I just wanted to bury
the hatchet, and I figured,
522
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,460
"What better way to do it
than over a meal?"
523
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,920
Chloe: Chili?
524
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,210
My husband made it.
525
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:27,380
It's delicious.
526
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:28,880
Try it.
527
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,830
You first.
528
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,580
Do you really think
that I would poison you?
529
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:33,750
I don't know.
530
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,330
When I hurled a clump of mud
at your head,
531
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:37,330
you said you were gonna
make orphans of my children.
532
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:38,580
Fine.
533
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:40,080
Unh-unh-unh.
This one.
534
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:49,120
Mmm!
535
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:50,330
Delicious.
536
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:57,880
Mmm!
Mm-hmm.
537
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,000
Wow, that is yummy!
538
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Mm-hmm.
539
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,290
Don't mind if I do.
Excuse me.
540
00:21:03,290 --> 00:21:06,920
♪♪
541
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,000
Oh, my God!
Make it stop!
542
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,960
This is a million times worse
than natural childbirth,
543
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,080
and it's still worth it!
544
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,170
Why?! Why?!
545
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:18,420
Because I hate you
more than I like myself.
546
00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:19,710
Aah!
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