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♪
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Good morning.
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You better not be
planning anything special
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for our anniversary tomorrow.
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Don't worry.
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I learned my lesson
last Valentine's Day.
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You're not a fan
of grand romantic gestures.
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Great.
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So, no white doves, Cupid costumes,
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or large boom boxes outside of our
window cranking Peter Gabriel?
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Not in that... order, no.
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Greg, this is our 18th anniversary,
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which is traditionally celebrated
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by not giving a crap.
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How's this for an idea?
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I get rid of the kids for a few hours,
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and then I make you tacos,
like I did on our first date.
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No kids and tacos?
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If I had to write a romance
novel, that would be the title.
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Mom, tell Anna-Kat
to stay out of my room.
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I'm gonna let you in
on a little parenting secret...
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I have very little control
over what she does.
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Oliver keeps trying on outfits
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for his date
with Gina Tuscadero tomorrow.
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By the way, this is his mirror face.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So, you finally asked out
Gina from ballet class.
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Need any dating tips?
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No, I got this.
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Okay, but if you change your mind,
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there's a boom box with Gabriel
cued up in the basement.
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Gina is from South Branson, right?
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Finally.
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Somebody who can protect my baby
in a street fight.
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Trip, I think you misread
the welcome mat.
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[CHUCKLES] Morning, Mrs. A.
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I'm here to pick Taylor up for school.
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Trip, it's "Mrs. O."
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"Otto" is spelled "O-T-T-O."
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Got it... like "automobile."
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- Hey, you!
- Hey, you.
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I like your shirt.
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Thanks. Shirts are awesome.
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I could wear a shirt, like, every day.
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- Shirts.
- [GIGGLES]
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Is it possible Taylor's catching
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secondary idiocy from this guy?
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Let's face it,
she's already no Stephen...
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What's his name? The little
genius in the wheelchair?
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- Hawking.
- No.
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He talks through a computer.
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Hawking.
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I think it starts with a "V."
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I know you want to say "Van Zandt,"
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- but I promise you, it's Hawking.
- Whatever, Greg.
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I don't like the kid.
Taylor can do so much better.
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We got to do something.
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Maybe we shouldn't interfere and let
Taylor learn from her mistakes.
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Nah.
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[CELLPHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Principal Ablin.
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Ooh! Which one of our three
contestants will be grounded tonight?
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I am so sorry to hear that.
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Of course. We can come in this morning.
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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What did you do...
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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...Anna-Kat?
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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You're gonna get so grounded.
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You can take my life,
but you can never take my...
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[SCREAMING] freedom!
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You let her watch "Braveheart"?
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Just that snippet.
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[SCOTTISH ACCENT] "Every man dies.
Not every man lives."
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And the rest of the movie.
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[SIGHS]
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♪
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Mr. and Mrs. Otto, as you may know,
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tomorrow is Candy-Gram Day
here at the school.
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It's one of our
more successful fundraisers
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for the last 18 years.
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Hey! Tomorrow's
also our 18th anniversary.
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I'm making tacos... nothing big.
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Honey, we're not here
to talk about marriage.
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- I was married once.
- Maybe we are.
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Then I found out my 28-year-old wife
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had been lying and was actually 61.
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Anyway...
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yesterday, your daughter told
a rather disturbing story
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to some of her classmates.
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Have you heard of Bloody Becky?
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KIDS: No.
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She went to school here long, long ago.
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She was unhappy because all the
other kids didn't include her.
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Then, one day, she vanished!
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[KIDS SCREAM, GASP]
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Years later, she appeared
in the school mirrors,
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her hair soaked in blood.
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Whenever she sees students having fun...
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like, say, passing out Candy-Grams...
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she jumps out of the mirror
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and eats their screaming faces off.
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There she is now!
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[KIDS SCREAMING]
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Her classmates got so scared,
they stopped buying Candy-Grams.
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We had to bring in a therapist
to assure them
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that it was safe to pass them out
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without fear of some toilet
witch eating their faces.
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That is so unlike her.
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KATIE: That is so like her.
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But I'm required to have
this baffled look on my face.
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Don't worry.
We'll... We'll talk to Anna-Kat.
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Thank you.
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♪
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[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
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♪
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[SIGHS]
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How was I to know?
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♪
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Part of my job working for you
is to get you modernized.
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So instead of paging me on this beeper,
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you're gonna text me on your new phone.
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Oliver, I have seen smartphones before.
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Guys had them in prison.
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Hate to think how they smuggle them in.
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No, they just go to the Apple
Store in the prison mall.
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You got something on your mind?
You seem preoccupied.
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So, there's this girl Gina
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that I'm taking out tomorrow
for the first time,
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and I really want to impress her.
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[LAUGHS] You came to the right place.
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Follow these two rules,
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and she's guaranteed
to fall head over heels.
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Number one... be filthy rich.
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That'll be hard to pull off by tomorrow.
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Right.
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Number two...
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Actually, there was
never a need for number two,
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because number one worked so damn well.
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪
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Bloody Becky? Anna-Kat! Really?
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I won't tell it again... promise.
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I just want stupid
Candy-Gram Day to be over.
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Honey, please don't ever
refer to candy as "stupid."
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I don't even remember you mentioning
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Candy-Gram Day last year.
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That's because I was
the only kid in the class
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that didn't get one.
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Honey, I'm sure
this year will be different.
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You're going to get
plenty of Candy-Grams.
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And we're not going to waste
another moment thinking about it.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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You're thinking about it, aren't you?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm gonna get a list
of every little turd
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in Anna-Kat's class from last year
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and get my revenge one by one.
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It'll be like that movie "Munich,"
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except with Candy-Grams.
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What is it with you and revenge lists?
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I need a list. If I don't
write it down, I forget it.
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Look, I'm upset, too,
but there's something to be said
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for stepping back and
letting the kids work it out.
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Greg, you're not just given
the title "Overbearing Mom."
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You have to earn it.
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I'm just saying if we keep trying to
protect them from disappointment,
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they'll never learn to deal with it.
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[SIGHS] Fine! You win.
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But you're dropping Anna-Kat off
in the morning.
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If I set foot in that school,
all bets are off.
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Done.
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And afterwards, I'll pick up
some taco ingredients...
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[YAWNING] and arrange for a string
quartet to play while we eat.
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"No" to the quartet.
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And don't do that
fake-yawn-while-talking thing.
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It's childish.
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[YAWNING] You are.
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♪
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Listen, what happened last year
is in the past, okay?
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But nobody's gonna give me any this year
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because of the story I told about
tearing everyone's faces off.
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Anyone worried
their face will be torn off
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isn't a friend worth having.
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[INDISTINCT TALKING]
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- I have three.
- I have five.
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I got four Candy-Grams!
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I got six!
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[TALKING CONTINUES]
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How'd it go with Anna-Kat?
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Funny story.
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Daddy said I get to stay home today!
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"The end."
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[MOCKINGLY] "Katie, if we interfere
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and don't let our kids
experience disappointment,
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they'll never learn."
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That's fair.
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Although, after 18 years,
I expect a better "Greg."
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♪
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Do you think Greg and I are crazy
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- for keeping her home?
- Of course not.
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We need to protect our kids
from life's hardships
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as long as we can.
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And that includes using bumpers
at the bowling alley,
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and I don't want to hear
another word about it.
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Everyone deserves a strike.
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I say the more hardships,
the better. It builds character.
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In fact, once a year,
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I like to purposely forget
one of my kids' birthdays.
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I know taking Anna-Kat back to school
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and letting her deal with this head-on
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is the right thing to do.
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I just don't have it in me.
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I do.
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♪
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Excuse me. Did you bring a late note?
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[LAUGHS]
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You're welcome.
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How was Anna-Kat? Was she okay?
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Don't know. Never looked back.
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Now, let's talk about something
that's actually interesting.
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What's going on between Taylor
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and that ding-a-ling boyfriend of hers?
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[GROANS] They're still going strong.
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As far as I can tell,
he has no redeeming qualities.
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Well, as long as she's happy...
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[LAUGHING]
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- [LAUGHING]
- [LAUGHING]
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Can you imagine
if that's how we really felt?
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[LAUGHTER]
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He drives me crazy.
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Well, maybe that's the point.
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Sounds like
Trip's the guy you bring home
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to piss off your parents.
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Oh, yeah. I dated one of those.
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He checked all the boxes...
van, neck tattoo,
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strong commitment to the sleeveless T.
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The more they hated him,
the more I liked him.
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Exactly.
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So if you want to get rid
of this Trip guy fast,
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you need to embrace him.
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Hmm.
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You know, mine also had a van,
neck tattoo, and no sleeves.
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Was yours Mark...
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- Anderson?
- McKenna?
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Holy crap, girl.
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We were this close
to being Bajingo Sisters.
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♪
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What do ya think?
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You look like a million bucks.
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Thanks, Spencer.
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That wasn't a compliment.
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Hence the comparison to chump change.
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What should I do? My date's in an hour.
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00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:21,029
Don't worry. I got you covered.
260
00:09:22,483 --> 00:09:24,272
I planned every moment of your evening.
261
00:09:24,341 --> 00:09:25,993
A limo will pick you up and take you
262
00:09:26,063 --> 00:09:28,561
to my old favorite spot, Chez Royale.
263
00:09:28,631 --> 00:09:30,824
Wow. I don't know what to say.
264
00:09:30,894 --> 00:09:32,783
Well, it's the least I could do.
265
00:09:32,853 --> 00:09:35,418
You were there for me the moment
I got out of the big house.
266
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:37,715
Just a minute.
267
00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:39,775
We need to deal
with your pale complexion.
268
00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:41,058
How?
269
00:09:41,128 --> 00:09:42,950
Well, you don't have time
to do it the natural way,
270
00:09:43,019 --> 00:09:44,977
so I've done some Yahoo-ing
on my cellphone,
271
00:09:45,046 --> 00:09:46,193
and I found...
272
00:09:46,262 --> 00:09:47,341
Dimitri!
273
00:09:50,855 --> 00:09:53,218
Paint him "Spencer Blitz Brown."
274
00:09:55,247 --> 00:09:57,339
You know what goes good
with anniversary tacos?
275
00:09:57,408 --> 00:09:58,859
Guacamole.
276
00:09:58,928 --> 00:10:00,683
- Say "salsa."
- Salsa.
277
00:10:00,753 --> 00:10:03,250
Salsa dancing, with Westport's
preeminent salsa instructor,
278
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,702
Javier Gonzalez.
279
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,999
Greg, for our 20th,
I promise you I'll consider that
280
00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:08,249
and then ultimately bail.
281
00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:10,782
Mama, Daddy, guess what!
282
00:10:10,851 --> 00:10:12,774
I got four Candy-Grams today!
283
00:10:12,844 --> 00:10:16,220
Honey! That's amazing!
284
00:10:16,289 --> 00:10:17,300
I told you it would work out.
285
00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:18,551
Do you know who gave them to you?
286
00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:20,071
No, but my guess is Skyler
287
00:10:20,140 --> 00:10:22,232
and three of the seven girls
named Madison.
288
00:10:22,302 --> 00:10:24,529
I'm going up to my room to open one.
289
00:10:24,599 --> 00:10:26,589
Hold on. Didn't you get a ride
home from Taylor and Trip?
290
00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,258
Yeah. She's watching him
do push-ups in the driveway.
291
00:10:33,719 --> 00:10:35,034
TAYLOR: Whoo!
292
00:10:35,104 --> 00:10:37,871
69, 70, 71...
293
00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:39,628
[SIGHS] Greg, it's time for
294
00:10:39,697 --> 00:10:42,093
Operation "Embrace
Our Daughter's Boyfriend
295
00:10:42,162 --> 00:10:44,863
So She Thinks We Like Him
And Stops Dating Him."
296
00:10:44,932 --> 00:10:46,956
I realize I need a better code name.
297
00:10:47,026 --> 00:10:51,078
♪
298
00:10:55,436 --> 00:10:56,752
This is a nice place, huh?
299
00:10:58,645 --> 00:11:00,333
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS, MAN COUGHS]
300
00:11:01,483 --> 00:11:03,947
Isn't it a little... old?
301
00:11:04,017 --> 00:11:06,615
Some might say "old."
Some might say "classy."
302
00:11:06,685 --> 00:11:07,831
I say "old."
303
00:11:09,319 --> 00:11:12,071
Sir, you have a phone call.
304
00:11:17,274 --> 00:11:18,360
Hello?
305
00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:20,230
Nothing tells a lady you're big-time
306
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,507
like a giant phone
brought to your table.
307
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:24,310
Sorry. I need to call you back.
308
00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:25,635
Pretending you're too important
to talk...
309
00:11:25,705 --> 00:11:27,301
well played!
310
00:11:27,371 --> 00:11:28,593
Now, remember the ice-breakers.
311
00:11:28,663 --> 00:11:30,564
What's her favorite movie,
favorite color,
312
00:11:30,635 --> 00:11:31,823
who's her favorite Bee Gee.
313
00:11:31,893 --> 00:11:32,944
Okay.
314
00:11:33,015 --> 00:11:34,372
And if she says "Maurice Gibb,"
315
00:11:34,442 --> 00:11:36,786
dump her immediately
'cause she is [Bleep] crazy.
316
00:11:40,017 --> 00:11:42,838
[SIGHS] So... uh...
317
00:11:42,907 --> 00:11:44,163
what's your favorite movie?
318
00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:45,557
I don't know.
319
00:11:45,627 --> 00:11:46,815
When I was little,
320
00:11:46,885 --> 00:11:48,685
I watched "Tangled"
about a thousand times.
321
00:11:48,754 --> 00:11:50,895
Never seen it.
322
00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:52,424
But I was little once.
323
00:11:55,962 --> 00:11:57,524
Maybe we should order.
324
00:11:57,594 --> 00:11:59,325
They said the kitchen closes at 7:30.
325
00:11:59,395 --> 00:12:01,807
Oliver, this whole night
has been super weird.
326
00:12:01,877 --> 00:12:03,235
- Which part?
- All of it...
327
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,614
this place,
the giant stretch white limo,
328
00:12:05,685 --> 00:12:06,975
your spray tan.
329
00:12:07,045 --> 00:12:09,320
Yeah, this guy Dimitri
wouldn't stop blasting me.
330
00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:13,502
Look, when you asked me out,
I was kind of excited, but...
331
00:12:13,572 --> 00:12:15,610
You know what? I'm just gonna go.
332
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,309
At least let the driver take you home.
333
00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:18,941
It's okay.
334
00:12:19,012 --> 00:12:20,879
I'll just go to my parents' restaurant.
335
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,919
I'm supposed to work there later anyway.
336
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:30,908
♪
337
00:12:30,978 --> 00:12:33,084
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
338
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:35,667
Hello?
339
00:12:35,737 --> 00:12:37,129
Hate to interrupt. About my new phone...
340
00:12:37,199 --> 00:12:38,965
my wallpaper is a mountain.
341
00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:40,325
How do I make it a butterfly?
342
00:12:41,347 --> 00:12:43,691
♪
343
00:12:43,761 --> 00:12:44,812
[CHUCKLES]
344
00:12:44,883 --> 00:12:46,206
[MUFFLED] This is my favorite food.
345
00:12:46,276 --> 00:12:49,299
That's why we got you
the jumbo pack of gummy worms.
346
00:12:49,370 --> 00:12:51,000
We always want you to feel welcome here.
347
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,257
[CHUCKLES]
348
00:12:52,328 --> 00:12:53,923
We are so glad
the two of you found each other.
349
00:12:53,993 --> 00:12:55,963
God is smiling on us.
350
00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:57,459
Reel it in, Katie.
351
00:12:57,529 --> 00:13:00,586
Taylor, why don't you get Trip
some more gummy worms?
352
00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,493
Why are Mom and Dad
suddenly being so nice to Trip?
353
00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:11,329
It's freaking me out.
354
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,301
They're probably using
reverse psychology
355
00:13:13,371 --> 00:13:14,593
to make you less into him.
356
00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:15,885
[SCOFFS] Yeah, right.
357
00:13:15,955 --> 00:13:17,891
Trust me... I know
what I'm talking about.
358
00:13:17,961 --> 00:13:20,406
I'm 8 years old, and I've been
in therapy for four of them.
359
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,398
I'll have you know, gummy worms
are my most favorite.
360
00:13:23,468 --> 00:13:24,351
She does love them.
361
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:26,492
♪
362
00:13:26,561 --> 00:13:28,021
Fine.
363
00:13:28,092 --> 00:13:29,959
Mom and Dad want to play games?
364
00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,218
I'm game.
365
00:13:34,449 --> 00:13:36,860
Taylor, we were just telling Trip
366
00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,866
how much we are loving having him here.
367
00:13:38,937 --> 00:13:40,872
Great! Then maybe we should join you
368
00:13:40,942 --> 00:13:42,300
for your anniversary dinner tonight.
369
00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:43,796
Oh. Uh... no.
370
00:13:43,866 --> 00:13:45,904
I'm sure you two
have better things to do.
371
00:13:45,974 --> 00:13:48,012
Oh, we do, but we're just gonna
put them on hold
372
00:13:48,081 --> 00:13:51,037
because we're all enjoying
each other's company so much.
373
00:13:51,107 --> 00:13:52,193
They're making tacos.
374
00:13:52,263 --> 00:13:55,218
Tacooooooos!
375
00:13:55,288 --> 00:13:56,578
Just when I thought this anniversary
376
00:13:56,649 --> 00:13:57,972
couldn't get more special.
377
00:13:58,042 --> 00:14:01,168
♪
378
00:14:01,238 --> 00:14:02,970
[CRUNCH]
379
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,500
Killer grub, Mr. A.
380
00:14:04,569 --> 00:14:06,505
I'm glad you like them, Trip.
381
00:14:06,575 --> 00:14:07,729
I'll get you some more.
382
00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:09,259
[CLEARS THROAT] Katie, help?
383
00:14:10,553 --> 00:14:11,945
Sure, honey.
384
00:14:12,015 --> 00:14:12,998
[SIGHS]
385
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,562
I feel like my plan is backfiring.
386
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:15,786
You think?
387
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,452
The most romantic thing
to happen at the dinner
388
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:19,049
was when me and Trip
accidentally touched hands
389
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:20,341
when we went for more cheese.
390
00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:21,872
- Ugh.
- [TRIP GROANS]
391
00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:23,538
I'm gonna go make some more room.
392
00:14:23,608 --> 00:14:25,203
Then I'm coming back for thirds.
393
00:14:25,274 --> 00:14:28,467
I do admire how he knows his system.
394
00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:30,473
I know what you two are up to.
395
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:32,411
You're just trying to use...
396
00:14:33,535 --> 00:14:34,926
Anna-Kat, what's it called, again?
397
00:14:34,996 --> 00:14:36,150
ANNA-KAT: Reverse psychology!
398
00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,850
...reverse psychology!
399
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,278
Taylor, we both know
400
00:14:39,347 --> 00:14:41,623
that you're just dating him to annoy us.
401
00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:43,561
Has it occurred to you
that I might be dating him
402
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,853
because I actually like him
403
00:14:44,924 --> 00:14:46,281
and it has nothing to do with you?
404
00:14:46,351 --> 00:14:48,796
[SCOFFS] You know
I don't function that way.
405
00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,871
From now on, I'd appreciate it
406
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,910
if you both stopped
butting into my life!
407
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,678
Trip! We're leaving!
408
00:14:54,747 --> 00:14:56,276
TRIP: But... thirds?
409
00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:01,137
Why are you home so early?
410
00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:03,211
And why does your skin look like
the inside of a peanut butter cup?
411
00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:04,605
I don't want to talk about it.
412
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:05,897
Trip, let's go.
413
00:15:05,966 --> 00:15:08,481
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
414
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:09,806
Hello?
415
00:15:09,877 --> 00:15:11,132
Principal Ablin.
416
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,478
No one goes anywhere.
417
00:15:13,548 --> 00:15:14,600
Okay.
418
00:15:14,669 --> 00:15:16,198
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
419
00:15:16,268 --> 00:15:18,724
I'm sorry to hear that.
420
00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,107
Of course.
421
00:15:20,177 --> 00:15:21,875
We will deal with this immediately.
422
00:15:21,945 --> 00:15:23,813
[MUSIC FADES, STOPS]
423
00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:24,901
[CELLPHONE THUDS]
424
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:27,111
Come on, Anna-Kat!
425
00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,742
- Yes!
- Yes!
426
00:15:28,812 --> 00:15:30,680
Please... Principal Ablin is a sad man
427
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,210
who's jealous of my happiness.
428
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,671
Wait for us upstairs.
429
00:15:33,742 --> 00:15:35,167
We're out of here.
430
00:15:35,237 --> 00:15:36,629
I'm going to my room.
431
00:15:38,127 --> 00:15:39,247
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
432
00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:40,961
This is worse
than our ninth anniversary,
433
00:15:41,017 --> 00:15:42,975
when I released the doves
into the ceiling fan.
434
00:15:44,179 --> 00:15:46,046
[IMITATES FLUTTERING]
435
00:15:47,593 --> 00:15:48,883
♪
436
00:15:49,957 --> 00:15:51,191
KATIE: Anna-Kat?
437
00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:52,720
Where'd she go?
438
00:15:53,742 --> 00:15:55,802
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- KATIE: Are you in there?
439
00:15:55,828 --> 00:15:57,880
Come back later! I need some privacy!
440
00:15:57,904 --> 00:16:00,825
Privacy? Normally, she wants me
to hold her hand while she poops.
441
00:16:00,895 --> 00:16:02,254
- We're going in.
- Mm-hmm.
442
00:16:03,819 --> 00:16:06,315
What... are you doing?
443
00:16:07,286 --> 00:16:09,494
Getting rid of the evidence,
like the guy in "Fargo"
444
00:16:09,564 --> 00:16:11,330
when he put the body
in the wood chipper.
445
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,757
You let her watch "Fargo"?
446
00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,763
You were supposed to
close your eyes for that part.
447
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:17,925
Anna-Kat, the principal told us
why you have so many Candy-Grams.
448
00:16:17,995 --> 00:16:19,931
You've all angered Bloody Becky,
449
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,494
but there's still a way to stop her
450
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,670
from ripping out your eyeballs
451
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,744
and eating them like Spanish olives.
452
00:16:25,814 --> 00:16:27,274
I love Spanish olives.
453
00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,484
This is not the time, Franklin.
454
00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:32,883
All Candy-Grams
must be thrown into a volcano.
455
00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,752
As it happens, I'm visiting one later.
456
00:16:37,882 --> 00:16:40,770
You told us that you were done
with Bloody Becky.
457
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,878
I was worried I wasn't
gonna get any Candy-Grams,
458
00:16:42,948 --> 00:16:44,034
so I took action.
459
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,325
I understand you were nervous,
460
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,059
but you promised you wouldn't
tell any more stories,
461
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:48,862
and then you lied to us
and did it anyway.
462
00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:50,051
For punishment, no electronics
463
00:16:50,121 --> 00:16:51,717
and no more secret movie night
with your mom.
464
00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,008
You heard your father.
465
00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:55,116
We finish watching
"The Shining," and that's it!
466
00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:56,205
Now go to your room.
467
00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:57,258
[HUFFS]
468
00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:00,590
I need to use your makeup remover.
469
00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:03,990
So, Oliver, tell us about your date.
470
00:17:04,060 --> 00:17:05,554
It went amazing.
471
00:17:05,623 --> 00:17:08,409
That's why I got home at 6:00
and look like a preppy Cheeto.
472
00:17:08,479 --> 00:17:10,848
She'll never go out with me again.
473
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:14,733
Okay. We interfered with Taylor,
and that didn't work out.
474
00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:17,041
We didn't interfere with Anna-Kat,
and that also didn't work out.
475
00:17:17,097 --> 00:17:19,560
- What's our move?
- Maybe we interfere with Oliver,
476
00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:22,795
but we just call it "getting involved."
477
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,645
Oliver, you know, it's not
too late to win her back.
478
00:17:25,715 --> 00:17:28,501
Trust me... it is.
The date was a disaster.
479
00:17:28,571 --> 00:17:29,861
I don't know.
480
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:33,839
Sounds like Gina needs
a big romantic gesture.
481
00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:37,544
Do you have any experience
with those, Greg?
482
00:17:37,613 --> 00:17:38,938
I've been known to dabble.
483
00:17:39,721 --> 00:17:41,352
What kind of stuff does Gina like?
484
00:17:41,421 --> 00:17:43,357
All I got was that
she liked the movie "Tangled."
485
00:17:43,427 --> 00:17:44,683
I can work with that.
486
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:47,845
Man! This stuff isn't gonna cut it.
487
00:17:47,915 --> 00:17:50,836
I'm gonna need to use
that stuff drag queens use.
488
00:17:50,907 --> 00:17:52,162
Dimitri.
489
00:17:52,232 --> 00:17:58,962
♪
490
00:17:59,031 --> 00:18:05,692
♪
491
00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:07,393
We're almost done.
You should go get Gina.
492
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,515
You think this is gonna work?
493
00:18:08,584 --> 00:18:10,181
If it'll make you feel more confident,
494
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,866
we could always have an old dude
on standby with a giant phone.
495
00:18:12,936 --> 00:18:15,347
I shared that with you
because I felt safe.
496
00:18:18,817 --> 00:18:20,718
Taylor, you texted me
that you weren't coming
497
00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:22,521
and that you wanted
nothing to do with us.
498
00:18:22,744 --> 00:18:24,203
Well, Trip changed my mind.
499
00:18:24,273 --> 00:18:25,802
His exact words were,
500
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:27,739
"There's nothing
more important than family.
501
00:18:27,809 --> 00:18:30,526
And family is really important
because it's family.
502
00:18:30,597 --> 00:18:33,280
And family is family.
And that's important."
503
00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:36,612
Well said, Trip.
504
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,346
[GIGGLES]
505
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:40,284
Hey, Anna-Kat. Let me
help you out with that.
506
00:18:45,351 --> 00:18:47,253
Maybe he does have
some redeeming qualities.
507
00:18:49,056 --> 00:18:50,415
Damn it.
508
00:18:50,485 --> 00:18:57,587
♪
509
00:19:03,879 --> 00:19:04,965
[BELLS JINGLE]
510
00:19:05,035 --> 00:19:06,120
What are you doing here?
511
00:19:06,191 --> 00:19:08,908
Listen, I'm really sorry about tonight.
512
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,832
Okay. I got to get back to work.
513
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:13,056
Hold on.
514
00:19:13,126 --> 00:19:16,184
Before you go, I just want
to show you one thing.
515
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,051
[BELLS JINGLE]
516
00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:30,224
♪ It's all about you ♪
♪ It's about you ♪
517
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,896
♪ It's all about you, baby ♪
♪ It's all about ♪
518
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:37,465
♪ It's all about you ♪
♪ It's about you ♪
519
00:19:37,535 --> 00:19:39,608
♪ It's all about you ♪
520
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:41,341
[LAUGHING] Oh, my God!
521
00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:44,128
It's like my favorite scene
from "Tangled"!
522
00:19:46,068 --> 00:19:48,718
You did this for me?
523
00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:50,588
I thought you might like it.
524
00:19:50,658 --> 00:19:54,838
♪
525
00:19:54,908 --> 00:19:59,495
♪ And I would answer all your wishes ♪
526
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,282
♪ If you asked me to ♪
527
00:20:02,353 --> 00:20:07,008
♪ But if you deny me
one of your kisses ♪
528
00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:09,897
♪ Don't know what I'd do ♪
529
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:13,433
♪ So, hold me close
and say three words ♪
530
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:17,105
♪ Like you used to do ♪
531
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:20,879
♪ Dancing on the kitchen tiles ♪
532
00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:25,094
♪ So I told you with a smile ♪
533
00:20:26,864 --> 00:20:28,596
♪ It's all about you ♪
534
00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:32,471
♪ It's all about you ♪
♪ It's about you ♪
535
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:36,041
♪ It's all about you, baby ♪
♪ It's all about ♪
536
00:20:36,111 --> 00:20:39,067
♪ It's all about you ♪
537
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,242
How come you never do
something like this for me?
538
00:20:41,312 --> 00:20:43,724
♪ ...about you, baby ♪
539
00:20:43,786 --> 00:20:47,523
♪ It's all about you ♪
540
00:20:47,627 --> 00:20:49,562
♪ It's all about you ♪
541
00:20:51,029 --> 00:20:54,392
[LAUGHTER]
542
00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:56,871
- Whoo!
- Pepperoni!
543
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,607
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
544
00:21:00,463 --> 00:21:01,884
Happy anniversary.
545
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,450
18 years.
546
00:21:03,505 --> 00:21:05,338
Look what we did together.
547
00:21:05,408 --> 00:21:08,315
It is amazing what a little love
548
00:21:08,411 --> 00:21:10,576
and a lot of
white wine spritzers can create.
549
00:21:10,624 --> 00:21:14,259
[LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT TALKING]
550
00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:18,370
♪
551
00:21:18,395 --> 00:21:22,980
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