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[groans]
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[groans]
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Morning.
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Well, someone looks
like they mixed tequila
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and tequila last night.
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Ha. You waiting for
your birthday to take a shower?
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Stop it,
you two.
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Speaking poorly
of someone in your family
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is like spitting
in your own face.
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Oh, we're just teasing.
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It's how we
show affection.
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[groans]
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Morning, everyone.Hello, Mr. Art.
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Morning.Oh.
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Got to remember to
coat your stomach first.
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Hey. Try it.
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That's a nice shirt,
Mr. Art.
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I did not know you were one
of the Beach Boys. Huh?
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My wife bought this for me.
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I like to wear it
when I visit her grave.
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I am so sorry.
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Riley told me teasing
is how you show love.
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Relax. I'm just giving you
a hard time.
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You're still not off the hook.
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You and Mom
enjoy that ice cream.
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We always do.
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Mm.
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Is that an American tradition,
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to bring ice cream
to somebody's grave?
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Nah, it's just
something Dad does.
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Double Berry Twist
was Mom's favorite.
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Yeah, he sits there and
eats it and catches her up
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on what's going on.
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Oh. Shouldn't you go with him?
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Nah, he likes
to go by himself,
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so he can complain
about us.[chuckles]
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We go without him sometimes
for the same reason.
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[chuckles]
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Has he ever considered
getting married again?
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No.
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Well, we can fix that.
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A man as wonderful as Mr. Art
should have a loving partner.
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Dude, this isn'’t Afghanistan.
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We do not get involved in
each other'’s love lives.
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Really? The Bachelor.
The Bachelorette.
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Do you not watch any
of your own television shows?
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Oh, did you watch it without me?He picked...
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
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...Rachel.
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No!
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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Mr. Art,
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I must imagine that,
when you were younger,
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you were very successful
with the ladies.
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That's a weird thing to imagine,
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but you're not wrong.[chuckles]
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AL:
So,
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what kind of women
did you date?
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Educated? Uneducated
but with a strong work ethic?
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Well, I was
an 18-year-old Marine
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who could do
100 pull-ups, so...
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any kind I wanted.
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Oh-ho-ho![snickering]
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You could not do 100 pull-ups.
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I got it on Super 8
in a box somewhere.
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My record's 30.
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Yeah, what can I tell ya?
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You're weak.
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Riley,
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this is not about you.
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It is about your father
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and the kind of
woman he fancies.
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You know what I'd fancy?
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A different conversation.
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Now, I bet the women
would like you as much now
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as when you were
a young man.
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Where you heading
with this, Al?
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Eh, I'm just commenting that
you are still very desirable.
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You own your own business.
You have a home.
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You have many skills.
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You can fall asleep standing up.
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You can open a beer
with your teeth.
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And you know
many jokes.
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I don't get most of them,
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but I sense they are funny.Yeah.
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Thanks. But I'm, uh,
fine flying solo.
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Are you sure?
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Absolutely.
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Hmm.
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Oh, that broken heart
needs healing.
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Lizzie, as the woman
of the house,
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you need to
find him a mate.
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Um... I don't think so.
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All right. Then, Riley,
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it is up to you and me.
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Where can we find
a large congregation
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of older single women?
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Ooh, I don't know. Bingo?
[chuckles softly]
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Bingo what?Bingo, bingo.
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I feel like you are
messing with me.
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No, bingo's a game.
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Is that what we're playing
right now?
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B-9. B-9.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Now, explain
this game to me.
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Honestly, I think it's just
a hearing test for old people.
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How is that fun?
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Well, you can win prizes.
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Oh, they are gambling?
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Then, Riley, I cannot play.
It is against my religion.
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I-16.
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I-16.
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Bingo!
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What just happened?Yes! [whoops]
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Somebody won.
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So she yelled "Bingo."
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I had it first.
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Yes, you did.
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He's new here.
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How come you'll put color in
Aunt Lizzie's hair and not mine?
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When you grow up,
you can be weird, too.
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Your mom's right. If you start
changing up your hair at ten,
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how are you gonna rebel
as a teenager?
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Face tattoo.
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She had that one
locked and loaded.
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[scoffs]
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So, Riley told me
that he and Al
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are gonna try
and set your dad up?
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Yeah. You interested?
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Don't be creepy.
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But I do think
he deserves to be happy.
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I do, too.
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I mean, what's it been--
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ten, 11 years?
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12.
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I just don't want some strange
woman hurting his feelings.
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My mom loved every dorky thing
about him.
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Every corny joke and pun.
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I agree.
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They're stu-pun-dous.
[chuckles]
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Are you sure it's your dad
who you're worried about?
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Who else?
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You haven't dated anyone
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since Michael died.
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Hazel.Am I wrong?
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Tell me I'm wrong.
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I mean, there is a friend
of Freddy's who I think
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you might hit it off with.
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Who?None of your business.
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I'll just keep asking.
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Okay, fine.
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Todd.
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Ugh, no.
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He's nice.
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I disagree.
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I don't find him a-peel-ing.
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Tough crowd.
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So, when you ladies
aren't playing bingo,
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what do you like to do?Mm.
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What do you got
in mind, handsome?
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Nothing. Just
making conversation.
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I enjoy making pasta salad.
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That's Mr. Art's favorite.
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Mm-hmm.
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You want to go outside
and have a smoke with me?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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What about you,
brown sugar?
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[quietly]:
Help me.
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Check it out.
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We won.
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A wheel of cheese?
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We could have won the microwave,
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but Riley has
a very short attention span.
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Hey, no one was stopping
you from playing.
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God was stopping me.
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Here.
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Don't say
I never got you anything.
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You're such a goudadad.[chuckles]
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So, any prospects?
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We have some candidates,
but we need to vet them.
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We are looking
for the three Gs:
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good family, good reputation
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and shared interests.Good shared interests.
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Good shared interests.
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Our first choice
is a charming
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and lovely woman
named Tina Haggerty.
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Oh, she stinks. She gives out
toothbrushes for Halloween.
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Ooh, that's exactly the kind
of intel we need, Hazel.
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Thank you.Mm-hmm.
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Oh, I know Sandy Wilson.
She's a widow, too.
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How recent?I don't know.
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Find out and get back to me.
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Kathy Sanchez,
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she used to be a crossing guard
at my junior high.
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Crossing guard?
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She helps kids
safely cross the street.
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Well, that is
a noble profession.
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Top of the pile.
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Barbara Anderson.
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Oh, she has a pool.Mm.
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Yeah, but it's aboveground.
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More pool than we have now.
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You know, we might need to be
more scientific about this.Hmm.
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What are their sun signs?
Has anybody put them
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through the zodiac compatibility
calculator?
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What about her?
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Judy Nordberg?
I do her roots.
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Both her adult kids are
still living with her.
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You don't want any part
of that mess. [chuckles]
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Sorry.
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Strong family unit.
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That quality outweighs
all others.
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Since when did adult kids
living at home beat pool?
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I can't swim.
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It's aboveground.
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There's no deep end.
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Okay. She's in the maybe pile.
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Hey, you got a minute?
We want to run something by you.
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Not now. I'm busy.
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Hey!
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I'm sorry, Mr. Art,
but this requires
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your complete attention.
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Ah, what's going on?
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Al and I have been doing
a little recon,
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and we got a couple
of hard targets.
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What are you talking about?
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We found you some women you can
date and no longer be lonely.
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Why don't you kids go out
in the street and play.
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At least take a look
at what we found.
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You expect me to rifle
through some photos and j...
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Whoa! She's cute.
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Meet Barbara Anderson.
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Former schoolteacher.
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Lives in the village
of Eastmoor.
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Eastmoor, huh? Nice area.
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Mm.Or bad area,
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depending on which side of the
Applebee's we're talking about.
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What else you
know about her?
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Her parents are still alive,
so she comes from sturdy stock.
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Her older brother sells clothing
called Lulu's lemons...
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Lululemon.
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That's what I said.
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And her twin sister
is a chiropractor.
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But every family
has a black sheep.
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Would you like to see
some of the other choices?
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Yeah, sure, why not?
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This is Pam Douglas.
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Mm.Not as striking as Barbara,
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but she does make your
favorite kind of salad.
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Have you thought about where
you're taking this Barbara
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on your date?
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No, not really.
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Don't worry.
I've already made a reservation
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for the three of us
at a very nice restaurant.
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You're coming with us?Relax.
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I'll be at a nearby table.
You won't even know I'm there.
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He doesn't need a chaperone.
Just need to show her that video
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of him doing 100 pull-ups.
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Will you get over that?
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He just needs to take her out
for coffee.
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No way.
263
00:09:51,764 --> 00:09:53,461
Can't close the deal
after coffee.
264
00:09:53,504 --> 00:09:57,509
The deal? Did your brain
get to 12 and just stop?
265
00:09:57,552 --> 00:09:58,815
Hang on, hang on.
266
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,643
You know, this is getting
way more complicated
267
00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,817
than I signed up for.
268
00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:03,341
If it would be easier, Mr. Art,
269
00:10:03,384 --> 00:10:05,429
you don't even have to go.
I can represent you.
270
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:06,866
You're gonna go on his date
for him?
271
00:10:06,909 --> 00:10:08,302
How's he gonna get to know her?
272
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,697
I'll report back, obviously.
273
00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:13,177
As long as he's there
274
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,614
for the wedding,
that's all that matters.
275
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,006
And even then,
there are some work-arounds.
276
00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,661
Whoa, who said anything
about a wedding?
277
00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:21,184
Uh, not tomorrow.
After three or four dates.
278
00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,578
Okay.
We're done here.
279
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,278
I will go talk to him.
280
00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:30,063
No, you've talked enough.
281
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,634
Nice going.Nice going to you.
282
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,686
Want some company?
283
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:47,734
Not really.Well, that's too bad for you.
284
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,740
Come on, talk to me.
285
00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:56,743
Fine.
286
00:10:58,265 --> 00:10:59,701
Remember when you were little
287
00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:02,399
and you wanted to go off
that high dive at the pool?
288
00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:03,879
And then when you got up there,
289
00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:06,753
you freaked out
and you didn't want to jump?
290
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,624
Yeah.
291
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,845
Do you remember what I did?
292
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,585
You pushed me.
293
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,239
What?
294
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,850
No, I didn't.
295
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,416
Yes, you did.
296
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,548
No, I climbed up the ladder,
and I carried you down
297
00:11:20,591 --> 00:11:23,378
'cause I could see
you weren't ready.
298
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:26,642
No, you pushed me.
299
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:28,991
Are you sure?
300
00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,734
I'm sure
and my therapist is sure.
301
00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,259
Okay. Well, the point
of my story still holds.
302
00:11:35,302 --> 00:11:37,479
You shouldn't push people
who aren't ready.
303
00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,610
I get it.
304
00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,744
Thank you.
305
00:11:42,831 --> 00:11:45,269
Why don't you just
meet her at bingo?
306
00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,923
Are you not listening to me?
307
00:11:46,966 --> 00:11:50,274
[chuckles] I wouldn't even know
what to say to this woman.
308
00:11:50,317 --> 00:11:51,711
How about,
309
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,755
"I like the way you
stamp your bingo card"?
310
00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,105
[both chuckle]
311
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:59,719
No, you know, it was
just so easy with your mom.
312
00:12:00,544 --> 00:12:02,460
What did you say to her?
313
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,288
Told her she was a knockout.
314
00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:06,812
Ten months later,
your brother was born.
315
00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:09,423
When you know, you know.
316
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,427
Look, I'm fine.
My life's fine.
317
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:16,299
I don't need anything else.
318
00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:19,433
Don't you get lonely?
319
00:12:19,476 --> 00:12:22,131
Gotten used to it.
320
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,134
I just feel like
you deserve more.
321
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,570
[chuckles]
I can't handle
322
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,572
any more. I got you
two knuckleheads to worry about.
323
00:12:27,615 --> 00:12:31,097
Us knuckleheads
are always gonna be here.
324
00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:35,014
And you'll never know what
might happen if you don't try.
325
00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:38,408
And you're such
a catch, Dad.
326
00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:40,889
You're kind.
You're respectful.
327
00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:43,674
You can cook any meat
medium rare.
328
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,938
It's genetic.
You can do it, too.
329
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,942
So, what do you say?
330
00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:53,816
All right, sure.
I'll give it a try.
331
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,950
Speaking of dating,
332
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,342
when do you think
you're gonna be ready to...
333
00:12:59,386 --> 00:13:01,171
Take my own advice?
Not now.
334
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,912
All right, all right.
335
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,827
Apparently,
I already pushed you once.
336
00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,703
There she is, Mr. Art.
337
00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:16,447
Barbara Anderson,
glowing like a 14-day moon.
338
00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:18,274
A 14-day moon?
339
00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:21,148
Yeah, it's a good line,
Dad. You should use it.
340
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,019
I will introduce you,
after which you can pretend
341
00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:26,022
I'm not even here.Do I have to pretend?
342
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:29,591
[laughs]
Save some of that charm for her.
343
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:32,724
Barbara Anderson,
it is my pleasure
344
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,509
to introduce you
to Arthur Dugan.Hello, Arthur.
345
00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:36,990
Eh, you can call me Art.Oh,
346
00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,469
okay.
[chuckles][Art chuckles]
347
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,948
[clears throat]
348
00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:46,869
Here are the chocolates
you brought for her.
349
00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:53,135
N-43.
350
00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:56,486
N-43.How do you think
it's going?
351
00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:59,011
Seems good.
He's talking, she's laughing.
352
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:03,232
Huh. Maybe his
jokes arefunny.
353
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,365
You know,
the first time my parents talked
354
00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:06,758
was at their wedding.
355
00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,325
Over here,
that's sometimes the last time
356
00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,457
a couple talks to each other.Hmm.
357
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:14,854
So, do you think you will
call her Barbara or Mom?
358
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:18,509
I don't know.
Think you'll call her Mrs. Art?
359
00:14:18,552 --> 00:14:21,250
I am thinking Auntie Barbara.
360
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,820
MAN:
G-48. G-48.
361
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,648
[tutting]Riley,
362
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,302
the letter is G
and the number is 48.
363
00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,782
I heard him. I don't have it.Yes, you do.
364
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:41,706
Do you want to just play?Gamble? Shame on you.
365
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,578
Oh, wait, where'd he go?
366
00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:45,841
Auntie Barbara's all alone.
367
00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:47,929
Yeah, wait here.MAN: O-62.
368
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,673
O-62.Oh, no. We have that.
369
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,544
Excuse me, ma'am?
370
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,591
Can you mark it
for me, please?
371
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,159
Thank you.
372
00:15:00,202 --> 00:15:03,597
Now, would you mind
shouting "bingo"?
373
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:11,562
You done for the night?Yeah.
374
00:15:11,605 --> 00:15:14,086
Sorry.Oh, it's fine.
375
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,351
She's-she's a
great gal. I'm...
376
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,135
just not ready.
377
00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:23,399
Hey, I'm just glad we got
your ass out of that La-Z-Boy.
378
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:25,706
[chuckles]
379
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:30,232
Excuse me, do either of you
know how to jump a car?
380
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:33,062
Yeah. Sure.
Where-where you parked?
381
00:15:33,105 --> 00:15:34,629
That's me.
382
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,503
Wow. '64 Mustang.
383
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,764
Where'd you get that?
384
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:42,245
In a divorce.
385
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,986
Should've held out
for the hunting cabin.[chuckles]
386
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,379
Yeah, well, let's take a look.
387
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,643
Hey, Riley,
turn it over when I tell you.
388
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,471
Yeah, you got it.
389
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,429
I'm Lois, by the way.Oh, Art.
390
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,953
I don't know what happened.
391
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,346
Just got some groceries,
came back and it wouldn't start.
392
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,914
Yeah, well, looks like
you got a little corrosion
393
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,264
on the battery terminal.
Let's see here.
394
00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:03,614
Careful.
395
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,442
I know what I'm doing.
396
00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:07,618
[imitates zapping, grunts]
397
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,793
Just kidding.
398
00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:10,447
[chuckling]
399
00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:13,320
You're terrible.
400
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:16,583
All right, Riley,
uh, try turning it over.
401
00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,889
[engine starts]Hey!
402
00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,023
[chuckles]There you go.
403
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,807
Got your motor running.
404
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,461
[chuckles][car door closes]
405
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:28,335
Hey, Art, can I buy you
a cup of coffee to thank you?
406
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,163
No, that's... I'm
happy to do it.
407
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,514
Just, you know, get home safe.
408
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,081
Okay. Well, thank you.
409
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,345
[chuckles softly]Sure.
410
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,477
Bye.Bye.
411
00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:44,090
What are you doing?
She's into you.
412
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,655
What? No.[car door closes]
413
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,048
Come on,
at least get her number.
414
00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:48,919
Just leave it alone.
She's out of my league.
415
00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:52,272
Okay, I'm gonna do a thing.
Don't get mad.
416
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,056
Hey.
417
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,015
Excuse me. Would you mind
giving my dad a ride home?
418
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,842
I got to go
take care of something.
419
00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:01,368
Oh, sure.
420
00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:02,456
Great, thank you.
421
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,543
What are you doing?
422
00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:04,893
I'm trying to get
a new mommy.
423
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,291
Where's Mr. Art?
424
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,468
Barbara has to go home
and feed her cats.
425
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,773
Yeah, he's not coming back.
He kind of hit it off
426
00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:18,384
with some lady
in the parking lot.
427
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,820
What?
428
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,126
Relax, he's a grown man.
429
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,172
MAN: G-60.So, what about Barbara?
430
00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:25,608
MAN: G-60.I don't know. I guess
they didn't have a spark.
431
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,873
A spark? What does a spark
have to do with anything?
432
00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:31,571
He met somebody.
Let's just be happy for him.
433
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,182
[sighs]
All right.
434
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,141
Who is going to tell Barbara?
435
00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:38,926
Well, it's a choice
between you and neither of us.
436
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:46,065
Barbara, I have tragic news.
437
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,719
Mr. Art is off the market.
438
00:17:48,762 --> 00:17:49,894
Oh.
439
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,027
You are
understandably heartbroken,
440
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,375
but I will make this right.
441
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,030
I will find you
the man of your dreams.
442
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,207
What about Private Ryan?
443
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,253
You can do better than him.
444
00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:07,999
So, Maggie, what else
can I tell you? [chuckles]
445
00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:11,480
Your granddaughter got sick
446
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,093
eating a wheel of cheese.
447
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:18,096
Lizzie's got blue hair now.
448
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,230
She looks like a Smurf.
449
00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:25,669
And Riley,
he's still figuring it out.
450
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:27,018
Seems a little better
451
00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:30,892
now that his pal
from Afghanistan got here.
452
00:18:30,934 --> 00:18:35,114
That guy is a gift from God.
[chuckles]
453
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,028
You'd love him.
454
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,769
He's a funny kid, quirky.
455
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,556
Brings out the best in everyone.
456
00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:50,912
Hey, I've been thinking.
457
00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:54,133
You know how you used to joke
458
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,179
about sleeping with Paul Newman
459
00:18:57,222 --> 00:18:59,224
if you ever met him?
460
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,271
Well, I give you my blessing.
461
00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:08,582
And speaking
of needing blessings...
462
00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:14,282
I met someone.
463
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,113
She's real nice.
464
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,549
Funny.
[chuckles]
465
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,551
She got a great car.
466
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,946
Believe it or not,
with AM radio.
467
00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,079
I think you'd like her.
468
00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,299
I do.
469
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:43,573
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