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Harvey!

- Harvey! - Harvey!

Harvey, come!

Harvey!

Come on back, baby.

Harvey, come!

Har-vey!

Bret, these are those seeds

that grow into the flowers that like, smell amazing.

Harvey!

Harvey!

Shit.

I think he went in somewhere over here,

maybe if we split up and go around,

we circle, split up and circle around?

Well, sweetie, he's gonna come back,

- he always comes back. - Alice could you focus? Jesus!

- Hey, Hey! Hey! - Harvey!

Git! Git!

- Git out of there! - Harvey! Hey-hey-hey!

- Stop, stop, stop. That's my dog. - Is this your fuckin' dog?

That's my dog! That's my dog! He's sick!

He needs to stay out of my fucking yard.

- Hey! Stop! Do not touch my dog! - Bret!

- Hey! - Don't touch my dog.

- Hey, don't touch my fence! - Do not touch my dog!

- Don't touch my fence! - Bret!

You watch your dog better,

he's running around in my fucking plants!

- Do not touch my fucking dog, dude! - Hey!

He steps on my plants one more time I'm gonna fucking kill him.

Hey! Don't touch my fucking dog, he's sick!

- Well then, get him out of my yard. - Stop it!

Are you fucking crazy! Hey!

- Don't touch my... - Hey!

Don't! Touch! My fucking dog!

So good.

That guy was really scary, right?

He was really crazy.

- He was crazy. - Mm-hmm.

Harvey's back so we're good.

Right?

I think it's a good idea to keep him on a leash

when we're in these neighborhoods

'cause it doesn't seem like people are so crazy about

having a dog on their property.

I don't want to keep him on a leash though, he's a dog.

I mean, he should be able to sniff around and just...

Just around here though, right?

I mean, he's off the leash a lot.

- We keep him off the leash like when we're at the lake... - Hey...

- Yummy! - No, thank you.

We're good, thank you.

Yummy.

He has a special diet he can't eat that,

I'm sorry, thank you.

No, thank you!

No, thank you!

I'm sorry.

God dammit. What the fuck.

Just take a breath.

We'll give you something nice at home, Harvey.

I'm breaking.

I'm sorry.

Maybe I should take Harvey out to pee.

You wanna come?

No, I'm cooking.

Bret, why do you have to go?

Come on, don't go.

Stay.

I'll be back in just a second.

I'm just going to take him out for a sec.

The vet said he should just do normal dog stuff.

Look, he's ready. You ready, Harvey?

We'll be right back.

I love the way you look at me...

I love how patient you are...

And that you never seem to get mad at me...

I remember when you were a baby.

Do you remember that?

You're still my baby.

I'm sorry if I'm letting you down.

What do you want me to do?

If you tell me, I'll do it.

I'll do whatever you say.

Hello. Oh hey, Bret.

Where are you?

Oh, I'm just walking with Harvey.

You know.

It's only been like twenty minutes or,

an hour.

Whatever.

Fucking get back here, please!

Harvey won't die if you leave him alone for ten minutes,

he's a dog.

Oh, so you really need me.

Yeah! I do.

I do really need you!

- Tell me how you need me. - Tell me how you need me.

You know.

Alice, lie the fuck down and tell me how you need me.

Okay.

Okay, I'm lying down.

Good.

Now tell me. How hungry am I?

Like, you're starving like you haven't eaten in weeks,

and I'm the only thing that can feed you.

- Mmm, I could swallow you whole. - I could swallow you whole.

Please do that.

- Or I could rip you up into little pieces... - Pieces.

Holy shit.

Harvey?

Harv!

Harvey!

Come on!

Hey, boy.

Harvey, come here.

Just a second!

Okay, I'm running late though, I gotta go.

- Hi! - Good morning!

- Hey, sleepy. - Hey.

Um.

4p.m.? At the vet?

Yes.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Maybe you want to set an alarm for yourself or something? - It's 4pm,

I will not sleep through it, I promise.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Alright.

No, I don't need to set an alarm for 4pm.

I'll be there...

I will be there.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Alright I do have to run, but... - I love you.

I love you, too.

- See ya. - Okay.

- Have a good day! - You too!

Okay, great.

- Thank you! - You're very welcome.

Mm-hmm, we'll see you soon.

- Have a great one, we'll see you soon. - You too.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Alice?

Alice?

- Hi! - Hi. Here's my deposit.

- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.

Here you go,

- this will go to your bank account. - Thank you.

- Oh yeah! - Thank you.

- Yeah, bye-bye! - Bye.

- Have a great day. - You too!

Is your bedroom a light-blue color?

Or a dark-blue color?

Yellow is the worst.

You know, my mom took a class on the internet

about how to breath...

...breath slow and deep,

and now she can sleep like all night.

I mean, the TV can be on or you can be like,

yelling right in front of her face!

And she won't wake up.

So, that's what you need to do.

You need to like, breath slow and deep

and deep and slow and deep.

That's the key.

Ur...

I bet meat is your problem.

Either you're eating a body

or your body's waiting to be eaten.

And that's, that's what your brain thinks.

Fight or flight.

Consume your adversaries.

That's why the world is going to eat you

and not me.

But!

The most important thing, is the cut of your meat.

Marbling?!

That's, that's where it's at.

It's only like, half an hour or an hour,

it's not even a whole shift.

You asked for overtime, you got overtime.

Yeah but I asked for overtime for my dog

and the appointment is for my dog,

it's the whole point.

Nothing?

I don't know what to tell 'ya.

You know the policy.

Two weeks advance notice

if you want to make a schedule change.

Not the day of.

It's not like it's a rabies shot,

my dog is really sick.

He's dying.

It's just one shift!

Look. I'm a Level-13 manager.

I've been at this branch for 6 years,

and I'm taking out the garbage.

So I don't really give a shit about your dog.

So does that mean, "no"?

Asshole.

Good news.

Harvey's treatment is working.

Even better than we expected.

Yay!

I'm so happy.

Sorry. That's ah, so much to take in.

I'm so surprised. Um...

How long does he have to live?

I mean, possibly a year.

Two years isn't impossible.

- Oh my god. - I mean, he's doing really great.

Okay, that's really... um, great news.

Yeah, yeah.

Um.

Does that mean we can stop with the treatments?

No, um,

no, he's responding so well to those actually

we should consider a more aggressive pace.

So there's, like a bulk discount for those?

Or...

Mmm, there is...

...not, No.

No.

No.

Okay.

Uh...

Okay, but let me walk you through what the schedule's

going to be like for these treatments.

We could get away

with once every two weeks,

but I think three times a month

is worth a shot.

I...

I just thought of something.

Um. Harvey's been sleep-walking.

He's been having a lot of trouble sleeping.

He's sleep-walking.

His body's been doing a lot of work...

Sure.

So then he started sleep-walking.

In and out of the house.

- Right. - Um, so,

I guess, like you said it's his body's been through a lot.

Maybe the treatments are a little too much for him,

and it would be in the interest of his quality of life

to just...

So, so, I'm not sure I follow.

Oh, um, I would be more humane.

To just let him be a dog.

And just let him...

go...

...out there.

What does this have to do with sleep-walking?

Like, who's... who's sleep-walking?

Nobody.

Um... But do you have a prescription for it?

No.

No, that's not a thing.

Okay.

I'll just hold him close.

- Okay. - Okay.

Okay.

I really have to hand it to you, Harvey.

You've really got this whole thing figured out.

First you're sick and then you're not sick.

Then you're dying,

now you're getting better.

Go get the ball.

What does Bret say to you?

What's she always talking to you about?

Hi.

Harvey!

I'm sorry I missed that appointment.

Harvey! Come!

Harv-vey!

Harvey.

Come on, boy!

Harvey?

There you are!

Hi, Sweet-Pea. How are you?

I missed you.

I missed you, how was the doctor?

Was it scary?

Yeah?

Yeah?

You're mine now. Come here.

Harvey?

Harvey.

Harvey!

Harvey...

Harvey!

You shouldn't have let him out,

he should always be inside with us.

He has to be a dog.

You said, that he always has to be a dog.

Harvey.

Harvey!

- Harvey? - Harvey!

- Harvey... - Harvey!

Stop.

What?

Stop the car!

- Where do you want me to stop? - Pull in.

Why, you see him?

Do you see him?

What?!

Um...

- Did you see something? - Harvey!

- Let's play! - Harvey!!

Harvey!

Can we keep looking? This is driving me insane.

- Yeah. - What did you see, Alice?

Yeah, I guess I...

I don't know.

This is a bad idea. I don't know, I don't know.

I'm sorry, we can go.

We should keep driving and looking.

Oh my god.

Oh my god!

Alice, come here!

Are you okay, sweetie?

It's his ear. It's Harvey's ear.

Don't... Look at that.

- It's not Harvey's ear. - That's not his ear.

- Yes it is, it is Harvey's ear! - Do not touch that!

Come on, I will drive, I will drive.

Don't. Please! Do not touch it.

It's not Harvey's ear, that's disgusting.

Harvey...

Oh my god.

Oh, that's disgusting.

I don't... That's not Harvey's ear,

don't touch that.

That... Do not touch it.

Do not touch that!

No-no-no-no, don't touch that, don't touch that.

I don't think that's Harvey's ear.

- It is his ear look at it! - No, I... Don't touch it, it's bloody!

Don't touch it. Let's go.

Come on!

Harvey!

You don't call Animal Control.

They just scoop up the dogs and they kill 'em.

Like, right there on the truck,

they don't even take 'em back to the pound.

Cause my dog often doesn't come if I say, "Bubbles",

I have to say "Bubbly-Boo! Bubbly-Boo!",

'cause that's what I call him a lot so he thinks

that's his name, even though it's a nickname.

Like, when the police are trying to catch a murderer?

And they give a, you know, a reward for information,

they get tons, tons of fake phone calls.

People want that reward.

But if it's too small, then people don't care

so you gotta find that sweet-spot like,

thirty-seven dollars and fifty cents.

Boy dog or girl dog?

I'm gonna guess boy dog.

So you get a hot girl dog. Like, smokin' hot.

Like, the hottest girl dog there is.

Like, we're talkin' like,

you know, super model.

Super model girl dog.

Like, if they had a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue

for dogs?

You get a girl dog that would be in that.

And then you go and you walk her up and down the street

and you call your dogs name, Harvey,

and you say, "Harvey, come here,

I got this swimsuit-dog, swimsuit-model-dog",

he'll come runnin'.

In fact, no.

You want your dog to come home, right?

So you get that girl dog

and you rub her all over the place

like your fence, your doorway,

the doggy-door so he comes back in.

Get her pheromones all over,

all over your house all over your stuff...

What if we try to get something on the news.

You know that place where they're sometimes like,

"Rizelda's 105 year's old!".

They could just say...

- Oh, like on the local news? - Everybody...

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

Then everybody sees it right before work.

- I just, feel like I... - Yeah.

I've put up a lot of posters

- but I don't... - Mm-hmm.

I can't obviously get everywhere.

Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe you could ask the weather lady

who comes into the bank?

I think I could get in trouble for that.

For talking to that lady?

I mean, 'cause I'm bringing up something personal

that doesn't have anything to do with her relationship to me.

Yeah, it would be unusual but these are unusual circumstances

and I'm sure that she would understand.

But I'm not going to risk my job

by like bothering a client...

You're not going to risk your job by talking to some person

who you're going to be talking to anyway!?

- Just asking them? - What's going on?

- What are you doing? - I'm trying to find my dog!

You aren't helping me!

If he's coming back, he's coming back.

And we've checked every shelter.

And you've put up... This is a substantial reward.

Nobody has called.

We have some many friends that have been on the lookout for him

this whole time.

Why are you fighting me on everything?

- I'm not gonna ask a client at the bank! - Alright.

Just give up right here.

I won't make any more effort to find my dog -

who I've had for two years longer

than I've even known you.

I'll just... I won't look anymore.

I won't do anything anymore.

I won't try anything.

You sure about the ear?

I just feel like we need to bury something.

Maybe we should get some meat from the supermarket?

I mean, those animals deserve something, too.

Seems like a waste of a hole.

I love your pretty mouth.

I love your wrists.

I love the shadow...

here at the bottom of your neck.

Um...

I don't get it.

I don't. I'm sorry.

I don't like, I don't...

I get it. Bit when...

When do you fuck?

You know what I mean?

When's like, the next...

- I just want to make sure we do have sex. - Yeah.

- I don't like asking for that but. - Yeah, I think this part

is just, an intimacy thing?

- So... - Yeah.

It's like about establishing a connection.

And then...

- But you do know what I mean though. - Can you just try

to do the thing though?

I mean, I want you to have your turn.

But it's not, it's like, not a turn.

- Because nothing's happening. - Okay.

We did the thing you wanted to do for your turn, - Mm-hmm.

and this is what I want to do for my turn.

But it's not sex.

I mean, you do understand

- that intimacy is a part of sex, right? - Yeah.

Okay. Alright. Sorry.

- Your turn. - We've talked about this before I feel like.

I'm sorry.

You're right, I'm sorry. Your turn.

Compliment me.

Okay.

I love your pretty eyelashes.

I love...

- Sorry. Um.... - Oh my god.

- I just don't get it, - Okay.

but you, do you understand what I'm trying to,

why I think it's...

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

I'm gonna go out and look for Harvey.

- Right now!? - Yep.

Come on, I'll do it.

I do I think that's it's really sweet

and I would love to try it.

- I'm so sorry. - I don't want to do it.

Okay. Okay, then we don't have to do it,

but just don't go.

Bret, don't go.

That's... I don't like that,

- I don't want you going outside right now... - Please! Stop!

- I don't want to. - That's crazy!

Please, just let me...

I don't want you to come with me.

Yeah.

Hello?

Bret, your father's taking a nap, okay?

At 9pm?

Okay. Well what do you need, honey?

Uh... Nothing. I'm just calling.

You're not in town, are you?

- No, I'm... - Okay.

Um...

Harvey's gone.

He's gone.

Okay.

Harvey, Mom. My dog.

I know who Harvey is.

- Oh my god, Bret. - Yeah.

You know your father loved that dog.

Yeah, can you just put him on then?

He's working, Bret, I told you.

Napping.

Remember.

You said, "napping".

It's important to keep track.

I'm just trying to keep things nice.

Okay?

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey!

Fuck.

Traffic.

Hi, I'm calling to report a suspicious vehicle.

Alright.

Are you the person to do that?

Yep. Go ahead.

It's parked in an alley

and creeping behind people's houses.

So, the vehicle's parked or moving?

Well, it's parked right now but it's,

it's been creeping and I saw a dude getting in to it,

like a really creepy dude getting into it with my dog.

Why would he have your dog?

I don't know. He took my dog.

My dog's been missing and I saw this guy getting,

I saw him getting into the creepy car.

So your dog's missing.

Yes!

Alright well, you call animal control

and they'll open at 9 o'clock.

Let me give you that number here...

No-no-no. I'm not... No. No.

- Not animal control. - Hold, one sec...

This guy stole my car.

I mean... Fuck.

- Ahh... - This guy stole my dog.

Alright, when did, when did this happen.

Like an hour ago.

Well you have to wait 24 hours

before you can report a dog to animal control.

No! Not animal control!

This guy stole my dog one hour ago,

the car is parked!

I can see the car!

It's parked in the middle of an alley the very least you can do

is tow the car!

Yeah. Ugh.

Yeah, we'll send somebody out.

Well when are you gonna do that?

Somebody will be out.

- When?! - Alright, we'll send somebody out then.

Hello?!

Oh god!

Don't touch it! Don't touch it!

Don't touch it! Don't touch it!

Don't touch it!

Oh!

Oh! Fuck.

My girl, my girl

Where will you go?

I'm going where the cold wind blows.

In the pines, In the pines,

Where the sun don't ever sh...

I can't find the book anywhere.

And like a month goes by,

so my mom ends up having to buy it from the library.

But then, I had a dream.

And the book was in the dream.

So when I woke up I went and looked where the book was

in the dream, and I found it!

So, that's what you need to do,

you need to like, dream where she is.

Then again,

I tried that when my cat got lost and it didn't really work.

I mean, yeah I found the cat,

but it was weeks later and it had died.

So, not the desired result.

I had been having a lot of nightmares around that time

so that might have had something to do with it.

'Cause it's like they say,

that you can try to dream dreams,

but really your dreams dream you?

And then if you overstep I guess your dreams

just get pissed off and kill your cat.

Does she like to sleep more with men or women?

At the tone, please record your voice message...

Hi, Bret.

I've just been wondering where you've been.

I would love to see you.

Um, and see how you're doing.

And, just know where you are?

Will you be home for dinner?

Um...

Just call me when you can, I miss you I love you.

Just call me please when you get this.

Um. Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm...

Just call me, please. Thank you. Bye.

So she clocked out early is that why she's not here?

She didn't show up.

Are you sure? Can you check?

Is there some kind of time-clock system or something?

Or how does it work, how can you be sure if someone...

I've been here all day, she was a no-call, no-show.

Not a lot I can do for ya.

No-call like, you didn't call her or she didn't call in?

Like she didn't call in and she didn't show up,

- and I had to... - Did anybody call her?

Did anybody get in touch with her?

No.

You have to let me know that you're okay.

I don't know what's going on.

I'm sorry, I don't know if you're angry or what,

but to not hear from you all day

is making me feel so crazy and so scared.

I don't know why you didn't show up to work?

Your boss never heard from you.

That's... you're gonna get, you're gonna get fired.

And you took the car?

Where is the car? I had to ride my bike to work.

You can't just take the car and go missing, Bret,

that's insane.

It's not fair.

I'm... If I don't hear from you soon

I am going to call your parents.

Do you understand?

Because you haven't left me any other options.

I hope that you understand I don't want to do that.

I don't want to do that to you, and I wouldn't do it to you

if you would have just called me

and let me know where you were.

I don't want to ever make you feel like I don't...

I'm sorry... I really, you have to let me know where you are.

This is so scary.

Please call me or text me. I love you so much.

Now here on this hind quarter,

I've separated this piece from the bone.

And you can tell that this piece,

it was just meant to come off on it's own.

I mean, look at that.

Just go for it.

I mean, that piece...

I'm no butcher!

Get away from me.

Open this door.

Don't touch me.

Open this door.

I don't have anything.

Let him out or I swear to God I'll break this thing open.

Leave me alone, I'm nobody, I've got nothing.

I saw you.

I didn't do anything to you.

I saw you take him.

You saw nothing.

I can hear him right now!

Alice?

Al?

Alice?

Alice?!

Alice!?

- Alice? - No!

Are you okay?

- No-no-no-no-no-no-no, please go back in the house? - What?

- No. No. - What's wrong?

Bret, please go back in the house!

- Are you okay? - No!

- What's wrong? - I'm so sorry!

- What's wrong? - I'm so sorry, Bret!

Please don't look at me.

- Hey-hey-hey-hey... - No!

- Are you okay? - No, don't look at me!

- Are you hurt? What's wrong? - No.

Don't... don't look in the hole.

Alice, just tell me.

Bret, I'm a really bad person.

What!

No you're not, you're the best person.

No, I am. I'm a really bad person.

- But please don't... - Why? What?

Please don't leave me.

I'm not going to leave you, I'm right here.

- Bret, I ate Harvey. - What? No.

I ate Harvey, but please don't, please don't leave.

Shhh. Take a deep breath.

You did not eat Harvey. Come here. Come here.

You did not eat Harvey, what's wrong?

What's wrong?

Oh...

Please.

Bret...

Hey, hey look at me.

What's wrong?

I... I... Oh.

I ate our dog.

No. You did not eat...

You did not eat our dog.

- I'm so, I'm so sorry. - No.

Nobody ate Harvey. Harvey's gone.

I'm such a bad person.

- No. - Please forgive me, please forgive me.

- Please don't leave. - Shh-shh-shh-shh.

- Listen to me. - Uh-huh.

You're okay, okay?

I'm right here. Just take a deep breath.

- I'm so tired. - Shh.

Take a deep breath.

You're okay, you're okay.

I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- I don't deserve you. - Yes, you do.

- I'm so sorry. - I'm so tired.

I know I know, but we're going to rest okay?

Alright.

You okay?

You alright?

- No. - I'm sorry.

I ate the dog.

No.

And I was scared, I didn't know where you were.

Oh, baby. I'm sorry. It's okay.

- No, I''m so yucky. - No.

Look at me. Look at me.

- I love you more than anything. - I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

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