Original subtitles

IT IS TIME.

NO, GENERAL. THE CHILDREN.

LIEUTENANT,

NOW.

LIEUTENANT?

I WANT HIM ALIVE.

IS THAT CLEAR?

OF COURSE, GENERAL.

NICOLAI DALCHIMSKY!

[CRASH]

[GASP]

OH!

[GASP]

DON'T BE AFRAID. WE WON'T HURT YOU.

THANK YOU.

WHERE IS DALCHIMSKY?

MY SON HAS GONE AWAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE.

WHEN DID HE LEAVE?

WILL I EVER SEE MY SON AGAIN?

PLEASE TELL ME.

WILL I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN?

NOBODY.

DALCHIMSKY'S NOT IN THE BUILDING.

SEARCH THE AREA.

YES, GENERAL.

THEY'RE WASTING THEIR TIME.

HE'S GONE.

PROBABLY ACROSS THE BORDER ALREADY.

IF SO, GOD HELP US.

GOD?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

NOT BAD, KID.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

YOU'RE PULLING 4:11 REAR GEARS.

[RING]

I TELL YOU WHAT.

[RING]

IF SHE WAS MY STREET ROD,

I'D MOUNT A SET

OF LADDER TRACTION BARS THERE.

BASCOM'S AUTO REPAIR.

HARRY BASCOM?

YES.

THE WOODS ARE LOVELY, DARK, AND DEEP,

BUT I HAVE PROMISES TO KEEP

AND MILES TO GO BEFORE I SLEEP.

REMEMBER, NIKOLAI,

MILES TO GO BEFORE YOU SLEEP.

REMEMBER, NIKOLAS,

MILES TO GO

BEFORE I SLEEP.

[TOOL CLANGS ON FLOOR]

HEY, HARRY! WHERE YOU GOING?

GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. MAY I SEE--

GENNADI ANDREYEV,

VICE-ADMIRAL, COMMANDER FLEET UNIT 3.

BASCOM WAS AN INFANTRY CORPORAL,

KOREA, '51, '52.

GOOD CONDUCT MEDAL, SILVER STAR,

HONORABLE DISCHARGE, '53.

A BACHELOR, NO LIVING RELATIVES,

NO KNOWN ASSOCIATION WITH RADICAL ORGANIZATIONS.

REGISTERED REPUBLICAN--

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

IN.

SIR?

HOLD THE THOUGHT, PUTTERMAN, PLEASE.

IT REALLY CAN'T WAIT.

COACHED LITTLE LEAGUE, CHURCH ELDER,

MEMBER OF KIWANIS, AMERICAN LEGION,

AND NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION.

I'M SURPRISED HE WASN'T IN THE STATE LEGISLATURE.

I HAVE SOMETHING I THINK WE OUGHT TO GET TO SOVCOM RIGHT AWAY.

THEY ONLY MEET ONCE A WEEK, AND--

WHY SABOTAGE A BASE THAT'S NO LONGER ACTIVE?

THEY SHIPPED THAT NERVE GAS OUT 10 YEARS AGO.

COULDN'T BE SABOTAGE, NOT WITH HIS RECORD.

IT'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING PERSONAL.

SIX AUTO CRASHES DUE TO FAULTY BRAKES,

COLLISION, OR TIRE FAILURE.

ASSORTED PLANE CRASHES, ALL WITH PASSENGER LOSS,

TWO MILITARY, ONE SOVIETFLOT.

A SUDDEN RASH OF SKIING ACCIDENTS,

ONE DISAPPEARANCE ON AN ICE FLOE, ONE DROWNING,

ONE SAILING MISHAP, PLUS FIVE FATAL CARDIAC ARRESTS.

TWO TERMINAL CANCERS, FOUR BRAIN HEMORRHAGES.

24 HIGH-RANKING PARTY MEMBERS

IN SCATTERED PARTS OF THE U.S.S.R.,

ALL DECEASED WITHIN THE PAST 13 DAYS.

ASIDE FROM THEIR DEMISE, THEY HAD ONE OTHER THING IN COMMON.

THEY WERE ALL AVOWED HARD-LINE STALINISTS,

ALL OPPOSED TO DETENTE WITH US.

A PURGE?

WELL, THE PROBABILITY FACTOR

OF 24 TOP-BRASS COMMUNISTS

DYING ALMOST SIMULTANEOUSLY

IS, GIVE OR TAKE A POINT OR TWO,

JUST UNDER A BILLION TO ONE.

I'LL TAKE THIS RIGHT OVER TO SOVCOM.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

IN.

GOT A CURIOUS PROBLEM HERE.

HARRY BASCOM.

DIED OF A BURST APPENDIX 22 YEARS AGO

IN CANTON, OHIO.

HARRY BASCOM?

YES, SIR.

HIS MOTHER COLLECTED HIS V.A. LIFE INSURANCE

JUST A MONTH BEFORE SHE DIED.

PUTTERMAN.

YES, SIR.

SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS JUST LET ME THE HELL ALONE.

YOU TELL THE BANK TO LEAVE ME ALONE!

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!

[RING]

HELLO?

UH, YES, JUST A MINUTE.

IT'S FOR YOU.

HERE!

YEAH?

MR. CARL HASSLER?

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, HASSLER AIR CHARTER.

THE WOODS ARE LOVELY, DARK, AND DEEP,

BUT I HAVE PROMISES TO KEEP

AND MILES TO GO BEFORE I SLEEP.

REMEMBER, SOVOLEV,

MILES TO GO BEFORE YOU SLEEP.

REMEMBER, SOVOLEV,

MILES TO GO

BEFORE I SLEEP.

CARL?

IT JUST WON'T WORK.

EVERY MAN DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE HIS OWN BUSINESS.

SO YOU FAILED.

WHAT'S SO TERRIBLE ABOUT THAT?

YOU CAN FLY FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.

IT'S EASY FOR YOU!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO AVOID ALL THE BILL COLLECTORS!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO PEOPLE

AT EVERY STORE THAT YOU GO INTO!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PLAY SKY KING

IN YOUR STUPID OLD WHIRLYBIRD!

CARL, WHEN YOU COME BACK, CAN WE TALK?

CARL?

AIRCRAFT APPROACHING APALACHICOLA NAVAL COMMUNICATION STATION,

IDENTIFY.

AIRCRAFT APPROACHING APALACHICOLA, CHECK YOUR HEADING.

YOU ARE ENTERING RESTRICTED AIRSPACE.

ACKNOWLEDGE.

AIRCRAFT, DO YOU COPY?

ACKNOWLEDGE.

AIRCRAFT APPROACHING APALACHICOLA,

YOU ARE ENTERING RESTRICTED AIRSPACE.

DO YOU COPY? ACKNOWLEDGE.

AIRCRAFT APPROACHING APALACHICOLA,

TURN IMMEDIATELY TO HEADING...2-7-0.

YOU ARE ENDANGERING YOUR AIRCRAFT.

ACKNOWLEDGE.

HE'S DROPPED TO 100 FEET.

HE'S 2 MILES AND CLOSING.

[RING]

NUMBER 14, SIR.

[SIRENS] HOT PISTOL, HOT PISTOL,

AT 0-4-0, 2 MILES.

ALTITUDE 100 FEET.

IS IT A DRILL?

THIS IS NO DRILL. EXECUTE HOT PEPPER.

[SIRENS]

DAMN!

CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?

[NEWS BROADCAST PLAYS]

YES. I WOULD LIKE TO COMPARE SETS.

PLEASE GET THE NEWS ON ALL THE SETS.

IN APALACHICOLA, A HELICOPTER CRASHED AND BURNED

NEAR THE TOP-SECRET NAVAL COMMUNICATION CENTER.

THE PUBLIC INFORMATION OFFICE

IDENTIFIED THE DEAD PILOT AS CARL HASSLER,

OWNER OF HASSLER AIR SERVICE.

APPARENTLY, HASSLER LOST CONTROL

AND WAS RADIOING FOR HELP.

EXACT CAUSE OF THE CRASH IS NOT YET KNOWN,

BUT NO DAMAGE OCCURRED

TO THE SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT ON THE BASE.

DID WE WANT REMOTE CONTROL, SIR?

OPERATOR.

I WISH TO SPEAK

WITH MR. MARK PETERS IN AKRON, OHIO.

THE AREA CODE IS 216,

THE NUMBER 788-8837.

[WHISTLE]

YOU AND YOU, OVER HERE.

THE REST OF YOU PAY CLOSE ATTENTION.

WHAT IS THE BEST CHANCE OF CONTROLLING THE PUCK

AFTER IT'S DROPPED?

TO BE QUICKER THAN YOUR OPPONENT.

HOW DO YOU ENSURE THAT?

WATCH WHAT HE DOES AND BEAT HIM TO IT.

IF YOU SEE HIM DO IT, YOU'LL BE TOO LATE.

DON'T LOOK AT HIM, AND DON'T WATCH THE REFEREE.

IF YOU WATCH THE REFEREE DROP THE PUCK,

AGAIN YOU'LL BE TOO LATE.

KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ICE.

CONTINUE PLAY.

[HELICOPTER]

MAJOR BORZOV, COLONEL MALCHENKO WANTS TO SEE YOU

IMMEDIATELY AT HEADQUARTERS.

I'LL BE WITH YOU AS SOON AS I HAVE CHANGED.

FIRST, HARRY BASCOM.

JANUARY 17th.

JUST SEVEN DAYS AGO, BASCOM DESTROYED HIMSELF

AND THE STORAGE CENTER FOR NERVE GAS

IN THE AMERICAN STATE OF COLORADO.

PARTICULARLY STUPID ACT.

ALL THE C.W. INVENTORY

HAD BEEN REMOVED 10 YEARS AGO.

CARL HASSLER.

JANUARY 20th.

HE WAS SHOT DOWN AND KILLED

WHILE VIOLATING RESTRICTED AIRSPACE

ABOVE A NAVAL COMMUNICATION CENTER.

MARK PETERS.

ON THE SAME DAY, HE BLEW HIMSELF UP

AND AN AMMUNITION DUMP OUTSIDE AKRON, OHIO.

TELL ME, MAJOR,

IN ALL THE WORLD,

WHO IS THE MOST SECRET AGENT?

ANYONE WHO MANAGES TO STAY SECRET.

BUT THERE'S AN EVEN MORE IDEAL AGENT--

ONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW HE IS AN AGENT.

ANYONE CARE FOR TEA?

YES, THANK YOU.

SERVICE FOR THREE, DMITRI.

YES, SIR.

CLEOPATRA SAYS THERE WILL BE SNOW FROM THE WEST.

[CLICK CLICK]

[CLICK CLICK]

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[CLICK CLICK CLICK]

TELL ME, MAJOR,

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN DRUG-INDUCED HYPNOSIS?

I THINK I JUST DID.

WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED YOUR DISCUSSION WITH THE MAJOR,

I WANT THAT BACK DIRECTLY.

CERTAINLY, GENERAL.

MEANTIME, DO NOT LET IT OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.

JUST AFTER THE U-2 SPY FLIGHTS,

WE STARTED THE COUNTEROPERATION.

WE THOUGHT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR TARGETS.

A NUCLEAR CONFRONTATION SEEMED IMMINENT.

WE GA CODE NAME...ION

TELEFON.

I NEVER HEARD OF IT.

YOU WERE NEVER MEANT TO.

TELEFON WAS MORE THAN TOP-SECRET. MUCH MORE.

IT WAS A NETWORK OF THE FINEST

DEEP-COVER AGENTS ANY NATION EVER PRODUCED.

THEY WERE TO INFILTRATE, BURROW DEEP,

AND WAIT FOR THE SIGNAL TO STRIKE

IN THE EVENT OF NUCLEAR WAR.

HAPPILY FOR ALL OF US,

WE DID NOT HAVE TO ACTIVATE.

WE RECRUITED ALL THE BEST ENGLISH-SPEAKING STUDENTS.

WE DRILLED THEM IN EVERY DETAIL OF AMERICAN LIFE.

WE HANDPICKED THE CREAM FOR DRUG-ASSISTED HYPNOSIS.

WHEN WE'D FINISHED, EACH REALLY BELIEVED

THAT HE OR SHE WAS THE DECEASED AMERICAN

THEY WERE TO REPLACE.

IN AREAS CLOSE TO MILITARY TARGETS.

YOU SEE WHAT A BRILLIANT CONCEPT TELEFON WAS.

CLEOPATRA SAYS THERE WILL BE SNOW FROM THE WEST.

BANG, BANG, BANG.

HA HA. YES.

BUT THEN WE GAVE THEM ALL ANOTHER TRIGGER PHRASE,

PART OF A POEM BY AN AMERICAN POET,

ROBERT FROST.

IT, COUPLED WITH THEIR ORIGINAL RUSSIAN NAME,

WILL LAUNCH THEIR MISSIONS,

EACH VIRTUALLY A SUICIDE TRIP.

BUT THEY'RE ALL READY TO DIE.

THAT, TOO, WAS PLANTED IN THEIR SUBCONSCIOUS.

ALL IT TOOK TO ACTIVATE WAS A SIMPLE TELEPHONE CALL.

WHEN DID YOU BRING THEM OUT?

WE DIDN'T.

THEY'RE STILL THERE?

ALL BUT BASCOM,

HASSLER,

PETERS.

HOW MANY MORE ARE THERE?

51 LEFT,

SPREAD ACROSS THE ENTIRE COUNTRY.

THERE WERE ONLY TWO OF THESE,

LISTING ALL THE TELEFON AGENTS,

GENERAL STRELSKY'S

AND THE ONE IN SECRET DOCUMENTS.

THAT ONE IS MISSING.

WE NOW KNOW THAT DALCHIMSKY TOOK IT.

WHY WOULD DALCHIMSKY

BE SETTING OFF YOUR HUMAN TIME BOMBS?

THE STALINIST LUNATIC MIGHT BE SEEKING REVENGE

FOR THEIR FAILURE TO OVERTHROW US RECENTLY,

OR PERHAPS A MANIACAL DEDICATION

TO BE KNOWN AMONG THE SURVIVORS

AS THE MAN WHO STARTED WORLD WAR III.

THE REASONS WHY ARE NO LONGER IMPORTANT.

ALL THAT MATTERS NOW IS THAT HE MUST BE FOUND AND STOPPED.

WHY NOT ASK THE CHAIRMAN

TO PICK UP THE HOTLINE TO THE WHITE HOUSE,

SIMPLY LAY OUT THE PROBLEM,

LET THE CIA DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE FOR A CHANGE?

AN OBVIOUS SOLUTION, GRIGORI,

UNFORTUNATELY DENIED US.

WHY?

BECAUSE THE CHAIRMAN

DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT TELEFON.

WHEN HE CAME INTO OFFICE

AND DETENTE BECAME THE PARTY POLICY,

AND THE AGENTS HAD BEEN IN THEIR PLACE ALL THESE YEARS

WITHOUT BEING USED, WE DIDN'T THINK,

GENERAL STRELSKY AND I,

THAT IT WAS NECESSARY TO TELL HIM.

I CAN'T BELIEVE, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE, COULD GET YOURSELF

INTO THAT KIND OF POSITION.

I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT MYSELF, BUT I DID.

SO NOW I'M TO STEP FORWARD AND SAY,

SEND ME TO AMERICA-- I'M THE ONLY MAN FOR THAT MISSION?

YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY MAN,

BUT ALL THINGS CONSIDERED,

YOU'RE THE MOST QUALIFIED.

BUT TO SEND JUST ONE MAN--

BUT YOU'LL BE MET BY OUR AMERICAN CONTACT,

ONE OF OUR VERY BEST PEOPLE.

GRIGORI,

LOOK, MY DEAR OLD FRIEND,

YOU'RE COMPLETELY FAMILIAR WITH AMERICA,

HAVING BEEN THERE SO MANY TIMES ALREADY.

IN ADDITION, DALCHIMSKY'S NEVER SEEN YOU

OR YOUR CONTACT,

AN ESSENTIAL FACTOR IN PREVENTING ALARMING HIM.

AND MOST IMPORTANT TO US,

YOU HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY.

BUT TO FIND HIM IN TIME--

AND WHAT'S TO STOP HIM FROM TAKING OUT THAT BOOK,

FROM CALLING ALL THE NAMES IN IT ONE AFTER THE OTHER,

UNTIL THE AMERICANS KNOW IT IS US

AND RETALIATE?

I HAVE NO ANSWER TO THAT.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

COME IN.

YOUR TEA, SIR.

SHALL I POUR, SIR?

THANK YOU, COMRADE. WE'LL POUR OUR OWN.

VERY GOOD, SIR.

YOU MUST LEARN EACH OF THE AMERICAN COVER NAMES, WRITTEN DOWN THERE.

EACH OF THEIR RUSSIAN NAMES,

EACH OF THEIR COMMUNITIES,

EACH OF THEIR TELEPHONE NUMBERS,

EACH OF THEIR TARGETS, AND THE TRIGGER PHRASE.

THAT'S WRITTEN ON THE FLYLEAF.

NOTHING IN THERE MUST BE WRITTEN DOWN,

ONLY TRANSFERRED TO YOUR MEMORY.

YOU, IN EFFECT, GRIGORI,

BECOME THE THIRD BOOK.

NOW, TAKE PETERS, FOR EXAMPLE,

THE LAST AGENT TRIGGERED.

AKRON, OHIO. MARK PETERS.

ANTON TUKHOV.

(216) 788-8837.

MUNITIONS STORAGE DEPOT.

APALACHICOLA,

FLORIDA.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, ISN'T IT?

YES, SIR, IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THIS IS--

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

COME IN.

YES, SIR?

AH,PUTTERMAN.

AS OUR RESIDENT MUSCOVITE ANALYST,

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A DELICIOUS CHALLENGE

IN RUSSIAN BRIC-A-BRAC?

WE ONLY GROW BY CHALLENGE, SIR.

THE PEARL IS THE RESULT OF FRICTION.

THE BUTTERFLY IS THE RESULT OF--

THIS PIECE OF MEMORABILIA, PUTTERMAN, PLEASE.

WHERE DID THIS SURFACE?

APALACHICOLA,

FROM THE HASSLER DEBRIS.

THAT'S VERY CURIOUS.

WE KNOW THAT. WE JUST WANT YOUR CONFIRMATION

AS TO WHAT THE DAMN THING IS.

IT'S AN N-O-9.

THE TIMING MECHANISM

MAKES THE IDENTIFICATION POSITIVE BEYOND QUESTION.

THIS TIMING DEVICE WAS DESIGNATED AN N-O-9

IN THE 1958 NATO MEETING

OF THE COUNTERESPIONAGE AGENCIES.

THERE WERE EIGHT PREVIOUS MODELS

IN THE SERIES.

THANK YOU FOR THE REFRESHER COURSE.

YOU WERE RIGHT. IT'S AN N-O-9.

I THOUGHT IT WAS WHEN--

EVEN THE VIETCONG

STOPPED USING N-O-9s IN 1966.

GET A REPORT OUT ON THIS TO A-2 AT THE PENTAGON.

FIND OUT WHY N-O-9 PIECES

WERE NEAR THE FUEL TANKS OF HASSLER'S CHOPPER.

MAYBE THE VIETCONG

HAVE LANDED IN APALACHICOLA.

THEY CAN HAVE IT.

IT'S EVIDENT THAT SOMEONE HAS LANDED.

3 MILITARY INSTALLATIONS

ATTACKED WITHIN DAYS.

DEAD SABOTEURS USING DEAD MEN'S NAMES.

PROBABILITY THAT THEY'RE NOT AGENTS

IS 33 TO 1.

DOTTIE PUTTERMAN, I LOVE YOU.

YOU KNOW, I'M PROBABLY THE AGENCY'S FOREMOST FAN

OF YOUR VIRTUOSITY WITH THE COMPUTERS.

BUT EVERYTIME THE REDS LOSE A BALL GAME

YOU THINK IT'S SOME KIND OF A KREMLIN PLOT.

WITH THEIR LINE-UP SIR, IT IS THE ONLY WAY THEY'D EVER LOSE.

[CLEARS THROAT] QUITE SERIOUSLY, SIR, I'D URGE A FULL FIELD INVESTIGATION.

AN IN DEPTH PROBE.

WE SHOULD PROBABLY CALL THE F.B.I.

SCREW THE F.B.I.

OH, THEY'D LOVE THAT.

GIVE 'EM AN EXCUSE TO THE CHECKOUT THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS

THE FOLK DANCING SOCIETY'S, ORGANIC FOOD FREAKS AND UH..

OH, YES. THE LEFTY PRIESTS.

IT'S PRECISELY THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE THAT LED TO THE

DOWNFALL OF HITTITE EMPIRE.

EXCUSE ME.

[DOOR CLOSES]

YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

FLIGHT 102,

FORMERLY BOARDING AT GATE 15,

NOW BOARDING AT GATE 34.

[HORN HONKS]

HI, DARLING.

[CLICK]

I'LL PUT THIS IN BACK.

[CLICK]

LET ME SEE YOUR WEDDING RING.

I NOW PRONOUNCE US MAN AND WIFE.

YOU COULD HAVE DONE A LOT WORSE.

I COULD HAVE, TOO.

FOR AN AMERICAN AGENT,

YOU'RE NOT ENTIRELY REPULSIVE.

HOW MUCH DID THEY GIVE YOU?

$15,000.

SO IT'LL BE THAT KIND OF MARRIAGE.

GREGG DOESN'T TRUST BARBARA.

WHAT ABOUT THE GUN?

.357 MAGNUM,

WITH YOUR CARRY PERMIT.

WHAT ORDERS DID THEY GIVE YOU?

TO FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS

BLINDLY, WITHOUT QUESTION,

IF NECESSARY, TO THE DEATH.

THEN DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T BE SO DAMN CHEERFUL.

GOOD MORNING.

MORNING.

WHAT'S YOUR CITIZENSHIP?

U.S. CITIZEN.

BIRTHPLACE?

SIOUX CITY, IOWA.

YOUR CITIZENSHIP AND BIRTHPLACE, SIR?

AMERICAN FROM PENNSYLVANIA.

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

NOTHING.

THANK YOU. GO AHEAD.

THANK YOU.

[MAN ON RADIO] ONCE MORE, AN EFFORT

TO PUT THE PENDING WATER BOND ISSUE

BEFORE GREAT FALLS VOTERS FAILED, AT LEAST TEMPORARILY.

DRIVE THROUGH.

I'VE ALREADY PAID TWO NIGHTS.

DRIVE THROUGH.

[MAN ON RADIO] DURING THE 90-MINUTE SESSION,

13 OF 17 SPEAKERS URGED THE CITY

TO PLACE THE CONTROVERSIAL MEASURE ON THE BALLOT.

ULTIMATELY, COMMITTEEMAN ROGER ENDERS FAILED

IN AN ATTEMPT TO INTRODUCE A MOTION

INSTRUCTING THE CITY ATTORNEY

TO DRAFT A CHARTER AMENDMENT...

RELAX. I ALWAYS DRIVE WITH ONE EYE ON THE REARVIEW MIRROR.

WE ARE ALL ALONE.

...AN OBJECTION BY COMMITTEEWOMAN EUNICE TEMPLE

RULED THAT THE HEARING WAS CONFINED TO PUBLIC TESTIMONY.

ENDERS IS THE LEADER OF THE COMMITTEE...

CAREFUL IS ONE THING. PARANOID'S ANOTHER.

EVEN THOUGH I MIGHT BE PARANOID,

IT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE NOT BEING FOLLOWED.

...$4.21 FOR EVERY GREAT FALLS TAXPAYER.

PULL IN THERE.

TAXPAYERS SIMPLY REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE URGENCY OF THE SITUATION.

THEY WILL NOT FACE THE FACT...

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

WHAT WE DO IN THE NAME OF SOCIALISM.

[TURNS ON TELEVISION]

I'LL NEED MORE AMMUNITION.

IN MY SUITCASE.

YOU SEEM TO HAVE GOOD ANTICIPATION.

SOME MEN MISINTERPRET THAT,

BUT I'M ONLY THINKING AHEAD.

WHAT'S YOUR THINKING ABOUT WHY I'M HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

THE RESIDENT CLAIMS HE DOESN'T KNOW.

HE DOESN'T.

THERE'S NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULD.

THE RESIDENT'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE NOT TO HAVE

ANY MORE CONTACT WITH THE RESIDENT.

OR ANY OTHER OF OUR PEOPLE.

THAT'S AN ORDER.

IF YOU DO EXACTLY AS I SAY...

WE'LL GET ALONG FINE.

YES, SIR.

IF YOU MAKE AN EFFORT TO CONTACT ANYONE,

I'LL KILL YOU.

YOU HAVE A TERRIFIC WAY WITH WOMEN, GREGG.

YOU'LL FIND NOTHING IN THERE

EXCEPT YOUR PROFILE--

YOUR WORK HISTORY,

QUALIFICATIONS, ALL YOUR LITTLE QUIRKS,

EVEN YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY.

TACKY.

MY WALLET IS IN THE INSIDE POCKET OF MY JACKET.

[CHOIR SINGING IN LATIN]

[BUZZING]

ST. DAMIEN'S.

I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK

WITH FATHER STUART DILLER, PLEASE.

ONE MOMENT.

THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR YOU, FATHER.

WORKING IN THE DAMP NIGHT AIR!

IT'LL BE THE DEATH OF YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

REMIND ME TO TEACH YOU

THE LAST RITES, MRS. MALONEY.

THIS IS FATHER DILLER.

I WANT YOU TO LISTEN CAREFULLY.

THE WOODS ARE LOVELY, DARK, AND DEEP,

BUT I HAVE PROMISES TO KEEP

AND MILES TO GO...

[TELEVISION] ...SUBSTANTIAL DROP IN BUSINESS ACTIVITY,

[KNOCK ON DOOR] COUPLED WITH THIS WEEK'S

GOVERNMENT FIGURES ON DIMINISHING RETAIL SALES.

AS USUAL, THE BROKERS CLAIM

THE DOWNHILL SLIDE IN THE MARKET

IS NOTHING MORE THAN A HEALTHY CORRECTION.

AND NOW A LOOK AT SPORTS.

THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION

SAW THE BOSTON CELTICS PULL WITHIN FOUR GAMES

OF THE DIVISION LEADERS,

THE NEW YORK KNICKS,

WITH A 114-106 WIN OVER PHILADELPHIA...

AH.

I DON'T MIND BUYING THE...NEW YORK TIMES

AND THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE

AND THE ATLANTA JOURNAL

AND THE DENVER POST

AND THE L.A. TIMES,

IF YOU'D JUST TELL ME

WHAT IT IS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.

I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SUGGEST

ALTERNATIVE PUBLICATIONS, LIKE...

THE TIBURON LARK

AND THE SANTA MONICA BREEZE.

DID YOU REALLY READ THIS WHOLE PAPER?

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS STORY

ABOUT THE IRANIAN AMBASSADOR'S SUICIDE?

THERE IS NO STORY ON THE IRANIAN AMBASSADOR.

IS IT SOME MNEMONIC TRICK,

OR DO YOU REALLY HAVE TOTAL RECALL?

WHAT DOES 113208819 MEAN TO YOU?

NOT A DAMN THING.

WELL, IT SHOULD.

IT'S YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE A MILDLY ATTRACTIVE MAN.

...AN IMPORTANT NEWS BULLETIN JUST IN.

EARLIER THIS EVENING, A FATHER STUART DILLER,

PASTOR OF ST. DAMIEN'S CHURCH,

IN LOS ANGELES,

BLEW UP THE MAIN SWITCHING CIRCUITS

OF THE TELEPHONE COMPANY'S LONG LINES OPERATIONS CENTER

IN WEST LOS ANGELES.

HENRY ALFARO HAS MORE ON THAT STORY FROM THE SCENE.

[ALFARO] THE MYSTERY HERE IS WHY FATHER DILLER,

A WELL-KNOWN LOCAL PRIEST,

WOULD DESTROY A MAJOR TELEPHONE CENTER.

THE FATHER CAN SHED NO LIGHT ON HIS ACTION,

SINCE HE WAS SHOT BY SECURITY GUARDS

DURING THE ALLEGED SABOTAGE.

RIGHT NOW, FATHER DILLER IS BEING SENT

TO ST. MARK'S HOSPITAL IN SANTA MONICA.

SURGEONS SAY HE MAY SURVIVE HIS MULTIPLE WOUNDS,

BUT UP TO THIS MOMENT, HE REMAINS IN A COMA.

AND SO THE PROVERBIAL AND PEACEFUL--

CALL THE AIRPORT.

GET TWO SEATS ON THE NEXT FLIGHT TO LOS ANGELES.

OPERATOR.

GET ME THE AIRPORT, PLEASE.

[SIRENS]

THANK YOU.

GOOD NIGHT.

[CLICK CLICK]

YOU CAN BRING IN THE RECORDING EQUIPMENT,

BUT UNTIL I SAY SO, I DON'T WANT ANYONE

TRYING TO GET HIM TO TALK.

BUT IF HE'S GOING TO DIE ANYWAY--

HE IS NOT GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.

WE'VE GOT HIM STABILIZED,

AND WE'LL BRING HIM THROUGH. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT.

MARVELOUS DRESSING-- PHISOHEX AND VINEGAR.

LET'S TAKE A WALK.

THERE ARE BARS ON THE WINDOW AND FBI AT THE DOOR.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE FBI?

HOW DO I KNOW A BEAR FROM A YAK?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL HIM?

YOU NEED MY HELP, DON'T YOU?

A WOMAN IN A NURSE'S UNIFORM COULD DO IT.

ONE MORE NURSE, BROAD DAYLIGHT.

A QUICK HYPO OF AIR,

AN EMBOLISM STRAIGHT TO THE HEART.

THAT'S THE ONLY WAY.

I CAN THINK OF A LOT OF THINGS YOU MIGHT ORDER ME TO DO.

SOME I WOULD. SOME I MIGHT.

SOME I WOULD NOT.

AND KILLING THIS PRIEST CLEARLY FALLS INTO CATEGORY THREE.

YOU HAVE KILLED BEFORE. IT'S IN YOUR DOSSIER.

I'M NOT OBJECTING ON MORAL GROUNDS.

BUT I'M JUST NOT ABOUT TO WALK IN THERE AND ICE SOMEBODY

WITHOUT KNOWING THERE'S VALIDITY

AND PURPOSE TO THE ACT.

WHY AM I GOING THROUGH ALL THIS IF I DON'T BELIEVE IN SOMETHING?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

I WANT TO KNOW WHY HE MUST DIE.

THE ENTIRE SUCCESS OF OUR MISSION

DEPENDS ON THE DEATH OF THAT MAN.

IF HE TALKS,

HE COULD POSSIBLY START A NUCLEAR WAR.

THAT'S JUST POSSIBLY,

BUT WE CAN'T GAMBLE THAT IT WON'T.

HOW DO YOU GET ME INTO A NURSE'S UNIFORM

BEFORE HE'S OUT OF THE COMA?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

YES?

THIS IS DR. SPOTA.

I'M SENDING UP NURSE McCORMICK TO RELIEVE YOU.

REPORT TO THE SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE, PLEASE.

YES, DOCTOR.

DR. KINGSLEY,

CALL DR. FARADAY IN X-RAY.

DR. KINGSLEY,

CALL DR. FARADAY IN X-RAY.

McCORMICK.

I'M RELIEVING THE DUTY NURSE.

HOW'S HE DOING?

STILL IN A COMA, BUT IMPROVING.

DR. SPOTA WANTS YOU IN THE SUPER'S OFFICE.

YES, I KNOW. HE CALLED.

NOT TOO MUCH TO DO HERE.

JUST KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE HEART MONITOR.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[MONITOR BEEPING]

[MONITOR LOUDER]

THE OUTER LEAF HAS DETERIORATED LATELY.

OUR PEOPLE IN HAVANA WILL LOOK INTO IT.

YOUR MAN SUCCEEDED IN CALIFORNIA?

I SENT YOU A VIDEOTAPE

OF THE AMERICAN TELEVISION NEWS REPORT.

KILLING THE PRIEST IS ONLY A REPRIEVE.

A REPRIEVE IS PREFERABLE TO AN EXECUTION.

I HAVE NIGHTMARES

ABOUT CONFESSING TO THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE

THAT WE KEPT THIS OPERATION SECRET.

I WISH I COULD HAVE NIGHTMARES.

I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP.

PERHAPS YOU ARE IN ERROR IN NOT ELIMINATING

THE REMAINING TELEFON AGENTS,

SENDING IN TEAMS TO DO IT

AT A SINGLE PREDETERMINED TIME.

THERE'S NO WAY THAT WE CAN SEND THAT MANY MEN IN

WITHOUT AROUSING THE COMMITTEE'S SUSPICION,

NOT TO MENTION DALCHIMSKY'S OR THE AMERICANS'.

BLOWING UP THEIR MILITARY INSTALLATIONS

AROUSES THEIR SUSPICIONS, TOO.

I WON'T GO TO THE PREMIER AND SAY,

"I DO NOT WANT TO HINDER YOUR TALKS

"WITH THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT ABOUT DETENTE,

"BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW

WE ARE PRESENTLY AT WAR WITH THE UNITED STATES."

NO!

NO.

NOT POSSIBLE.

YOU MUST AGREE THAT RELYING ON THE MAJOR

IS THE LEAST OF ALL EVILS.

YES, THAT IS TRUE,

PROVIDED HE SUCCEEDS IMMEDIATELY.

IF HE DOES, NOBODY WILL KNOW ABOUT TELEFON.

EXCEPT THE MAJOR.

THE MAJOR WILL KNOW ABOUT TELEFON.

BUT SURELY HE CAN BE TRUSTED.

HE SHOULD NOT BE SUBJECTED

TO SUCH INSUPPORTABLE STRESS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

HIS CONTACT IN AMERICA,

THE WOMAN I SENT IN WITH HIM,

SHE WILL ELIMINATE HIM

WHEN HIS MISSION IS COMPLETED.

WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED AND PACKED?

JUST PUT IT DOWN.

DON'T!

SHOULDN'T YOU BE CHECKING

ON YOUR FLIGHT CONNECTIONS HOME?

OR DID THEY PROMISE YOU A VACATION

WHEN YOU GOT THE JOB DONE?

CAN I ASK A QUESTION?

YOU ASK TOO MANY.

WHO ARE ALL THOSE MEN WHOSE NAMES YOU'VE WRITTEN?

WHY ALL THE CITIES AND THE MAP?

I'D LIKE TO GO BACK TO MOSCOW

REMEMBERING YOU AS BEING ALIVE.

COULD YOU HELP ME ACCOMPLISH THAT?

I KILLED FOR YOU, MAJOR.

I WALKED INTO IN THAT HOSPITAL ROOM

AND I TOOK A MAN'S LIFE

SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME IT WAS NECESSARY.

NOW, DON'T YOU THINK I'VE EARNED THE RIGHT

TO BE TREATED AS A FULL PARTNER?

ISN'T YOUR MISSION OVER?

NO.

THEN THE MAN AT THE HOSPITAL

WASN'T THE MAN YOU CAME FOR.

THE PICTURE IN YOUR WALLET, IS THAT THE MAN?

THAT'S THE MAN I'M GOING TO KILL.

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

NICOLAI DALCHIMSKY.

OH!

SORRY.

SORRY, GREGG.

I'LL GET ANOTHER GLASS, FOR BOTH OF US.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

IF YOU'RE NOT DRESSED IN 10 MINUTES,

THERE WILL BE NO PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST!

PANCAKES, PANCAKES PANCAKES!

SOMEBODY'S GOING TO BUST A RUMP.

[RING]

GOOD MORNING!

IS THIS MARIE WILLS?

YEP.

THE WOODS ARE LOVELY, DARK, AND DEEP,

BUT I HAVE PROMISES TO KEEP

AND MILES TO GO BEFORE I SLEEP.

REMEMBER, GURYEVA,

MILES TO GO BEFORE YOU SLEEP.

REMEMBER, GURYEVA,

MILES TO GO BEFORE I SLEEP.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[BUZZING]

YES? WAIT A SECOND.

YES?

NICOLAI DALCHIMSKY.

NOW, CAN WE REACH YOU?

ALL RIGHT. CALL BACK IN 10 MINUTES.

START A BOOK ON THESE.

SWITCH IT THROUGH THE DATA BANK.

WHY DOES A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN

DRIVE INTO A CANYON WEARING NOTHING BUT A HOUSECOAT

AND BLOW THE PLACE UP?

YOU DON'T SCREW AROUND WITH LADIES IN HOUSECOATS.

PUTTERMAN'S WRONG. THESE AREN'T CELL BLOCK ATTACKS.

NO RUSSIAN AGENT WOULD WASTE TIME

ON A DECLASSIFIED TARGET.

I REALLY BELIEVE THAT THESE NUMBERS ARE BEING DONE

BY SOME RADICAL RIGHT-WING GROUP.

AUTOPSY REPORT ON MARIE WILLS.

RUSSIAN SUICIDE CAPSULE, PROBABLY A K-3.

THEY STOPPED ISSUING K-3s 15 YEARS AGO.

WHERE WOULD A RADICAL RIGHT-WING GROUP

GET A SUPPLY OF SOVIET K-3 CAPSULES?

COME ON.

SOME NEW INPUT.

EVERYTHING--ANYTHING ON THIS MAN.

DALCHIMSKY.

NICOLAI

DALCHIMSKY.

I SEEM TO RECALL THAT NAME

FROM A LIST OF THEIR CLERKS.

PUTTERMAN, PLEASE, ASK THE MACHINE.

...CHIMSKY.

I THINK HE WAS--

HE WAS IN THEIR DOCUMENTS SECTION, KGB, MOSCOW.

WE DON'T NEED THE COMPUTER. WE'VE GOT YOU.

OH, DON'T SAY THAT.

DON'T EVEN THINK THAT.

THEY'RE...VERY SENSITIVE.

WELL, WHAT DID HE DO?

THAT'S IT.

WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A PATTERN

TO WHAT DALCHIMSKY'S DOING.

I GET THE FEELING IT'S A KIND OF RITUAL,

SOME SORT OF DEADLY CEREMONY

AND NOT RANDOM VIOLENCE.

THERE'S NO COMMON DENOMINATOR,

NOT EVEN A SET TIME INTERVAL BETWEEN INCIDENTS.

BY INCIDENTS,

YOU MEAN FATHER DILLER

ATTACKING THE SWITCHING STATION

AND MARIE WILLS DESTROYING THE BASE.

YES.

HAVE THERE BEEN OTHERS?

YES, THREE BEFORE I GOT HERE.

THERE'S NO GEOGRAPHICAL PATTERN.

HE'S SKIPPING AND JUMPING WITHOUT REGIONAL PROGRESSION.

THE KINDS OF INSTALLATIONS HE'S DESTROYING

ARE ALL DIFFERENT.

THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE HE'S USING

DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING.

I'VE ARRANGED AND REARRANGED THEM

AS MUCH AS I CAN.

[CLICK]

LET'S BORROW A COMPUTER FROM THE CIA.

WHY DON'T WE KEEP OUR MOUTHS SHUT?

SORRY.

[CLICK]

MAYBE YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH THIS AFFECTS YOU.

IF WE DON'T STOP DALCHIMSKY,

WHO DO YOU THINK

WILL FACE WASHINGTON'S RETALIATION?

OOH. THIS IS DELICIOUS.

THE SOVIET UNION.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING THE U.S.A.?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU MUST ADMIT IT'S IRONIC,

THE KGB SENDING YOU

TO PRESERVE THE AMERICAN ESTABLISHMENT.

WHAT ABOUT THE CITIES?

WHAT CITIES?

OF THE SABOTEURS.

DID THEY ALL LIVE IN THE SAME PLACES

AS THE INSTALLATIONS THEY ATTACKED?

SOME DO, SOME DON'T.

I GUESS THAT DOESN'T GET US ANYWHERE, THEN.

WAIT A MINUTE. SIT DOWN.

CITIES.

HOMETOWNS.

HOMETOWNS.

BASCOM LIVED IN DENVER.

HASSLER, APALACHICOLA.

PETERS LIVED IN AKRON,

DILLER IN LOS ANGELES,

WILLS IN CAMBRIDGE.

"D" FOR DENVER, "A" FOR APALACHICOLA AND AKRON,

"L" FOR LOS ANGELES, "C" FOR CAMBRIDGE.

H, I, M, S, K, Y...

DALCHIMSKY.

DOES HE SPELL IT WITH TWO As?

NO, BUT HASSLER FAILED AT APALACHICOLA.

HE WAS SHOT OUT OF THE AIR.

THE BASE WAS LEFT UNTOUCHED.

CAN'T YOU SEE IT? JUST LOOK AT IT.

THAT'S THE PROOF.

THE NEXT ATTACK WAS IN AKRON.

THAT SON OF A MAD DOG!

HE'S WRITING HIS NAME ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

THE NEXT ONE IS "H."

THERE ARE TWO "H" HOMETOWNS.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

THERE MUST BE HUNDREDS OF PLACES BEGINNING WITH "H."

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT HOW I KNOW. COME WITH ME.

OPERATOR.

OPERATOR, I WANT THIS CALL CHARGED

TO MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER, PLEASE.

IT'S 7832440066M.

THE NUMBER I'M CALLING IS 214...

[RING]

DOUGOUT.

MR. DOUG STARK, PLEASE.

DOUG'S GONE FISHING.

THIS IS EMMA. WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR?

WHEN DO YOU EXPECT HIM BACK?

SAY TOMORROW NIGHT?

ARE YOU POSITIVE?

WHO IS THIS, ANYWAY?

THE IRS.

GET LOST!

IF WE CAN'T FIND HIM, DALCHIMSKY CAN'T.

OPERATOR.

I WANT TO PLACE A LONG-DISTANCE CALL

PERSON TO PERSON TO MARTIN CALLENDER IN HOUSTON, TEXAS.

GREGG...

BE CAREFUL, HUH?

YES, SIR, CAN I HELP YOU?

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH MR. MARTIN CALLENDER.

HE'S ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

THANK YOU.

LET ME CHECK THAT.

HE CONSTANTLY MOVES ABOUT THE HOTEL.

ALWAYS PAYS TO CHECK.

HE'S AT THE RESTAURANT ON THE TOP FLOOR.

THOSE ELEVATORS WILL TAKE YOU UP THERE.

THANK YOU.

[TIRES SCREECH]

HOLD IT, BARBARA.

TRACE IT.

ARE YOU STILL IN LOS ANGELES?

WE'VE JUST ARRIVED IN HOUSTON.

DALCHIMSKY APPARENTLY HAS THE CAPABILITY

OF TRIGGERING A LOT OF SABOTEURS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW.

I'LL SEND A BACK-UP TEAM.

NO. THAT'S THE WORST THING YOU COULD POSSIBLY DO.

IT WOULD TIP OFF DALCHIMSKY

AND ACCELERATE THE SABOTAGES.

THAT'S WHY THE KGB ONLY SENT ONE MAN.

HOLD IT, BARBARA.

OK. NOW,

WHEN YOUR MAJOR HAS ELIMINATED DALCHIMSKY,

GET THE NAMES AND LOCATIONS OF ALL THE SABOTEURS,

AND THEN, OF COURSE, GET THE MAJOR.

WAIT A MINUTE. YOU CAN'T MEAN THAT,

NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT HE'S WORKING

FOR THE SAME THING WE ARE.

ESSENTIAL TO YOUR CREDIBILITY.

THE KGB BELIEVES IN YOU.

WE WANT THEM TO CONTINUE TO BELIEVE IN YOU.

JUST FOLLOW THEIR ORDERS.

KILL HIM WHEN HE'S KILLED DALCHIMSKY.

GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.

GOOD AFTERNOON.

A TABLE FOR ONE?

NO, THANK YOU.

I'M LOOKING FOR MR. MARTIN CALLENDER.

HE JUST LEFT.

AH! THERE'S MONSIEUR CALLENDER.

DID MR. CALLENDER JUST RECEIVE A PHONE CALL?

YES, A FEW MINUTES AGO.

THANK YOU.

[GUNSHOT]

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. BUT I WAS SO WORRIED. ABOUT YOU.

WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YES.

I SAW DALCHIMSKY. I TRIED TO STOP HIM,

BUT HE MANAGED TO DRIVE AWAY.

WE'LL HAVE TO GET TO HALDERVILLE BEFORE HE DOES.

OK.

[SIRENS]

PLEASE, WHERE ARE YOUR ROAD MAPS?

WHAT STATE, SIR?

THIS STATE, OF COURSE.

WE'RE OUT OF TEXAS.

OUT OF TEXAS?

FOLKS BUY THEM FOR SOUVENIRS.

WE'LL BE GETTING MORE IN NEXT THURSDAY.

I HAVE TO GET TO HALDERVILLE NOW,

NOT NEXT THURSDAY. HOW CAN I GET THERE WITHOUT A ROAD MAP?

GO BACK UP TO INTERSTATE 45.

GO DUE NORTH.

YOU'LL GET PRETTY NEAR HALDERVILLE.

THE ONLY FLIGHT TO HALDERVILLE LEFT TWO HOURS AGO.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

CHARMING MRS. STARK SAID HER HUSBAND IS STILL FISHING.

THAT'S GOOD.

THE ONLY FLIGHT TO HALDERVILLE LEFT TWO HOURS AGO.

WE'D BETTER CHARTER A PLANE.

...FORMERLY AT GATE 15 IS NOW BOARDING AT GATE 34.

IT REALLY ISN'T FAIR.

YOU HAVE THAT BIG DOSSIER ON ME.

ALL THE RESIDENT SHOWED ME WAS YOUR PICTURE.

THAT AND YOUR NAME AND RANK.

THAT'S ALL I KNOW ABOUT YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

WELL, JUST...

JUST SOMETHING ABOUT YOU AS A PERSON.

WHY DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO?

I MEAN...

ALLOW ME.

I MEAN, IS IT POLITICAL IDEOLOGY OR PATRIOTISM

OR STIMULATION FROM DANGER AND EXCITEMENT?

WHY DO YOU DO IT?

I THINK ONE SHOULD DO WHAT THEY DO BEST.

YOU FIND THAT AMUSING?

WELL, IT'S JUST KIND OF FUNNY HOW THE THOUGHT PROCESS WORKS.

IT JUST POPPED INTO MY MIND

THAT YOU'VE NEVER TRIED TO MAKE LOVE TO ME.

SILLY, ISN'T IT?

WOULD THAT HAVE BROUGHT US

CLOSER TO DALCHIMSKY?

WOULD IT HAVE TAKEN US FURTHER AWAY?

[CLICK]

THAT'S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT, ISN'T IT?

I MEAN, GETTING DALCHIMSKY.

UNTIL WE DO GET DALCHIMSKY,

THAT'S ALL I WANT TO THINK ABOUT.

WOULD THAT BE A PROMOTION?

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE SAID "WE."

I THINK YOU'RE A VERY CAPABLE PERSON,

AND I VALUE YOU VERY MUCH.

SO FAR, WE'VE MADE A GOOD TEAM,

BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU TALK TOO MUCH.

IF--I MEAN WHEN WE GET DALCHIMSKY,

I SUPPOSE YOU'LL BE GOING HOME.

YOU GOING HOME TO ANYONE?

DO YOU HAVE A WIFE?

NO.

LUCKY GIRL.

I KNOW. I TALK TOO MUCH.

CLOSE YOUR WINDOW.

[POLICE RADIO] 6121

REQUESTS 10-29

ON BOY OCEAN ZEBRA...

6121, BOY OCEAN ZEBRA...

LOCK YOUR DOOR.

...'73 CHEVROLET, 1427...

[**]

[RATTLE]

EMMA, WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR SOUP TONIGHT?

CLAM CHOWDER, MANHATTAN STYLE.

WHAT STYLE IS THAT, EMMA?

WITHOUT CLAMS?

IT'S HOT. WHAT ELSE DO YOU EXPECT?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

DOUGOUT.

YES. I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK

TO MR. DOUG STARK, PLEASE.

I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU A DOZEN TIMES,

HE'LL BE BACK TONIGHT.

AND IF HE AIN'T, HE'LL BE SORRIER THAN YOU ARE

IF YOU KEEP PESTERING ME LIKE THIS.

[RATTLESNAKE RATTLES]

LISTEN, MISTER, WHOEVER YOU ARE,

YOU CALLING HIM EVERY 10 MINUTES

AIN'T GOING TO GET HIM HERE SOONER.

PERHAPS SINCE I AM NOT TOO FAR AWAY,

I COULD COME THERE DIRECTLY.

WOULD THAT BE ALL RIGHT?

SURE. YOU CAN COME.

SUIT YOURSELF. CAN'T SAY I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

DAMN FOREIGNERS.

YOU TAKING THE CHOWDER, OR WHAT?

NO. I'LL TRY THE CHILI WITH A DRAFT BEER.

SOUNDS GOOD, EMMA. MAKE MINE HEAVY ON THE ONIONS.

THE LAW WILL HAVE THE SAME AS ALWAYS!

I ALREADY GOT IT, EMMA.

THANK YOU.

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

JUST TWO BOTTLES OF BEER, PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

TA-DA!

[WOLF WHISTLE]

WHEN I PULLED THIS BABY OUT,

THE LAKE DROPPED TWO INCHES.

FILET THAT MONSTER OUT BACK.

YES, MY LITTLE CACTUS FLOWER.

UGH!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BIGGER LAKE TROUT AROUND HERE?

YOU COULD BARBECUE THAT.

SAY, DOUG.

YEAH?

IT'S NOT IMPORTANT,

BUT WHEN YOU GET A MINUTE, I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE OUT BACK.

YOU TALK AND I'LL WORK.

WHEN WE FINISH OUR CHILI AND BEER, WE'LL BE THERE.

HEY, HOW ABOUT THEM BOTTLES OF BEER?

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I WANT TO TALK TO MR. STARK.

WE INTEND TO DO SOME FISHING OURSELVES.

GO ON BACK, BUT HE'LL DO ALL THE TALKING.

WHERE DID YOU CATCH BIG TROUT LIKE THAT?

LAKE WILSON.

LOT OF WOODS THERE?

YEAH.

REMINDS ME OF A POEM BY ROBERT FROST.

THE WOODS ARE LOVELY, DARK, AND DEEP,

BUT I HAVE PROMISES TO KEEP

AND MILES TO GO BEFORE I SLEEP.

REMEMBER, MILIKHIN,

MILES TO GO BEFORE YOU SLEEP.

REMEMBER, MILIKHIN...

MILES TO GO...

BEFORE I SLEEP.

MY GOD! THAT'S HOW--

THAT'S HOW DALCHIMSKY'S BEEN DOING IT.

EVEN SIMPLER. HE USES THE TELEPHONE.

MILIKHIN, LISTEN CAREFULLY.

I AM MAJOR GRIGORI BORZOV OF THE KGB.

YOUR MISSION HAS BEEN CANCELED.

WE ARE NOT AT WAR.

[YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS PLAYING]

HAS MR. DOUG STARK RETURNED YET?

YOU!

I AM SORRY TO DISTURB YOU,

BUT THE MATTER IS URGENT.

TAKE YOUR BUSINESS UP WITH HIM.

HE'S OUT BACK IN THE GARAGE.

THANK YOU, MADAME.

[RATTLESNAKE RATTING]

MR. DOUG STARK?

YEAH?

THE WOODS ARE LOVELY, DARK, AND DEEP,

BUT I HAVE PROMISES TO KEEP

AND MILES TO GO BEFORE I--

WHERE THE HELL'S DOUG?

HE WENT NEXT DOOR.

SAID HE'D BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES.

OH?

WELL, I GUESS WE COULD USE ANOTHER BEER.

WASH DOWN EMMA'S CHILI.

WE CAN TALK TO HIM LATER.

LET'S HAVE A BEER.

EMMA, LET ME HAVE A DRAFT.

OPERATOR.

OPERATOR, PAY STRICT ATTENTION.

I HAVE A GREAT MANY LONG-DISTANCE CALLS TO MAKE.

I WANT TO SPEAK WITH MR. HERBERT WINTERS.

HERE'S YOUR BEERS.

AREA CODE 206, 555-4549.

[RATTLE]

HELLO?

HELLO, IS THAT MR. HERBERT WINTERS?

YES.

AAH!

AAH!

TONY, GET BACK!

AAH!

DON'T KILL GUS!

[GUNSHOT]

THE WOODS ARE LOVELY, DARK, AND DEEP,

BUT I HAVE PROMISES--

AND MILES--

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOT]

DOUG, LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO GUS!

[GUNSHOT]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO GUS?!

[GUNSHOT]

OH.

DOUG!

[GUNSHOT]

GUS!

GUS!

LET'S GO!

[TELEPHONE BUZZES]

YES.

BARBARA.

YES, BARBARA.

WHAT'S HAPPENED?

IT'S ALL OVER.

FORGET ABOUT DALCHIMSKY.

IS HE DEAD?

YES. THE MAJOR GOT HIM.

DID YOU GET THE MAJOR?

I THINK SO.

YOU THINK SO?

WELL, DID YOU OR DIDN'T YOU?

I'LL HAVE TO ASK HIM ONE OF THESE DAYS.

BARBARA, YOU'RE NOT MAKING SENSE.

WHY DIDN'T YOU DO AS ORDERED?

THINK ABOUT IT. IT WOULD BE SUCH A WASTE.

IF THEY WANTED HIM DEAD, THEY'D WANT ME DEAD, TOO.

I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM.

I'D ONLY BE BACK WHERE WE BOTH ARE NOW,

OUT IN THE COLD.

WE'LL BRING YOU BOTH IN.

WE'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH HIM.

HE KNOWS HOW YOU DEAL.

HE WON'T SELL OUT THOSE DEEP-COVER AGENTS.

RIGHT NOW THEY'RE HARMLESS. THEY HAVE INNOCENT FAMILIES.

WE'RE NOT COMING IN.

THEN WHY ARE YOU CALLING?

THE MAJOR WANTS ME TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS IT?

STAY OUT OF IT. LEAVE US ALONE.

JUST FORGET THE WHOLE THING.

'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T, IF YOU TRY TO MOVE IN ON US,

THE TELEPHONES WILL START RINGING AGAIN.

THIS TIME, THOSE BELLS WILL BE HEARD

ALL OVER THE WORLD.

THAT'S THE MESSAGE.

CLARIFY, BARBARA.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS.

THEN I SUGGEST YOU CHECK IT OUT WITH THE KGB IN MOSCOW.

WE'VE JUST SENT THEM THE SAME MESSAGE.

NOW WHERE DO WE GO?

REMEMBER, BORZOV,

MILES TO GO BEFORE WE SLEEP.

THAT'S RIGHT.

10 MORE MILES.

YOU WOULDN'T REALLY DO THAT, WOULD YOU?

DO WHAT?

MAKE THOSE TELEPHONE CALLS.