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Dear love, I was thinking about you

so I felt compelled to write you.

Lately you've been straying away

when all I want you to do is stay.

Don't be afraid boo 'cause see, Smash ain't gonna bite you.

Now I'm just trying to get to know

what I don't know and I'm trying to

get you to show what it is that you don't show.

Like is there a reason why you are concealing your feelings?

Was there once a love born that left your heart torn,

now you're emotionally scorned and need time for healing?

Well baby I'm feeling you but I wish you

no hurt, harm or danger and I understand

that it's easier to direct your anger toward some

of these strangers and that's why I offer my friendship.

And if that works then we can work on something

more closer than kinship 'cause see baby, Smash

is lookin' for a love that I can build a fortress around.

A barricade so strong that For Knox,

so tight that no one will ever come

between our love and so safe that only

you will have the combination to its locks.

See I'm lookin' for a love like the Nile,

flowing through your soul, enriching your smile.

An isle like Atlantis,

nothing in sight but paradise for miles.

Wow, baby.

Imagine a man who could take

the holes in your heart and patch it.

Now imagine a man who could take the love

that you're willing to give and match it.

Now imagine a man whom before you can drop

one tear will be right there to catch it,

then baby you've found me and Smash just so

happens to have a vacancy, an empty space

available after God, the spoken word and me and so

I hope that this is not too blunt but I'd rather be upfront.

Not only that, get straight to the point

and tell you exactly what I want rather

than to run script and get carried away

telling you things like baby for you,

I would rent the moon and put the stars on layaway.

Or baby you so fine that even if I was blind,

your beauty I'd still be able to see and oh my baby,

you must be from Memphis because you're the only 10 I see

and besides you there's nothing that Smash

would want to take from and being with you is

like a dream that I never want to wake from

and if I can just make one comment about you.

See you're the type of woman I can see myself living with.

I just can't see myself living without you.

So I extend my hand and this letter was

written from your biggest fan and if you

can find me somewhere in the mists of your

future plans and if what you're lookin' for in

your life is a damn good man, then baby here I stand.

I just hope that this don't sound

kinda crazy but um, do you wanna be my lady?

Just check yes

or no

or maybe

because I never met a woman like you before.

Truly yours, Smash.

That's that piece.

(moaning)

Oh my gosh Zeke, you were amazing.

So, you ready for round three?

Round three, Angie baby, I think you may have miscounted.

We're still in round two.

Mm, two.

(moaning)

(phone ringing)

Oh baby they'll have to call you back, I'm sorry.

Wait, I don't wanna miss.

Hello, hey mom.

- Hold on, I'll be back. - Okay.

- I promise. - I'll be here.

Hey ma.

Yeah.

Yeah, I did.

Okay, okay.

Hey mom. (chuckles)

Oh snap.

(phone beeping)

My phone goin' off now.

Ain't nobody havin' no fun today, I swear to God.

Come put my fire out.

Ooh, she a freak.

Angie baby I'm sorry, I got a fire to put out.

It's an emergency, I hope you understand.

Don't wanna hold this.

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Ooh.

She's gettin' robbed, oh my God she's gettin' robbed.

That's not hers.

You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.

(anxious up tempo guitar tones, drumbeat)

(relaxed flute music)

Gimme the money!

What? Come here.

I'll be right back.

Kill you, I'm a kill you.

I'm sorry, take it back, take it back.

Baby, I am so...

Baby, somebody just tried to rob us.

Scared.

(laughs)

I'm a kill you.

Oh man.

(keys jingling)

That's my girl.

Damn Regina, this is a really nice car.

Thank you.

Not as good as my Ferrari though

but for you, this is real nice.

It reminds me a lot about you actually.

It looks good, got a nice body

and uh, it feels so good inside.

(chuckles)

(phone ringing)

I gotta take this one.

Hey, what's up?

I don't know, did you look

on the couch underneath the building?

I don't know mama.

I'll take the garbage out when I get home.

All right.

So um, do you live with your mom Tony?

Nah, me live with my, my mother lives with me.

Okay, what does she do?

She work at the Post Office.

What do you do?

Girl I don't work, I'm an artist, I'm a rapper actually.

My manager's working on finalizing

my contract with a major label.

That's cool, which one?

I can't tell you that, that'd mess up everything.

All right, well give me your rap name and I'll

look you up and maybe I can hear some of your music online.

Nah, nah, you won't find any of my recordings on the web.

All of my stuff's still in the studio.

My manager's gonna release one of

my songs to the radio next week.

Okay.

(relaxed R and B music, mid tempo drumbeat)

I'm sorry, just not used to carrying stuff.

Not since I had my phone.

So where are we?

I thought we were gonna go get something to eat.

Well we were but I thought it'd be a good

idea if we got out and got some exercise.

Take a walk, do some cardio, keep the heart rate up.

Tony!

What's up?

I'm hungry.

You're still talkin' food, you're killin' the romance.

All right look, let me go use the washroom.

When I come back, we'll go over there and sit

on the rocks and share this bag of trail mix.

Unbelievable.

(phone ringing)

Hello?

Oh nothing, just on the worst date ever.

Again?

No, you need a new car is what you need.

I'm tired of coming to get you.

Yeah yeah, I'll be there in a minute, all right, bye.

Hey yo Regina, I hope you ain't allergic to nuts.

Regina?

Shit!

My damn bus card in her car.

(relaxed R and B music)

(car horn honking)

Regina?

Yes, hi.

- Yo, pull over. - All right.

♪ Tell me are you ready to get down

♪ Yeah here you go again, we're in the mood

♪ Now baby tell me what you wanna do

♪ I got a lot of things that we can try

- Hey, nice to see you. - You too, welcome back.

When you get back into town?

About a week ago.

A week ago and I'm just seeing you now why?

I know, I know, listen I had to get reacquainted

with my family and I had to find a place to stay.

So you're moving back into town?

I already did, yeah.

I was gonna come by and see when the legendary

Smash was performing and I was gonna surprise you then.

Okay, well I like this surprise a bit more.

Yeah, me too.

Yo when I pulled up,

how did you know that was me in the car?

Zeke honestly, how could I forget

the chariot that we took to prom?

I couldn't forget that, yeah.

Right.

(phone ringing)

- Sorry. - Yeah, your phone's ringing.

Hey girl.

Yeah.

All right I'll be right there, about five minutes away.

All right, bye.

- Sorry about that, I gotta go. - Where you going?

Yeah my friend Tammy's car broke down

again and I gotta get a tow truck for her.

I can come with, I got Triple A.

No don't worry about it, it might take all day.

I don't want you gettin' tied up with us.

Oh tied up, I'm definitely comin' now.

Zeke you play too much, whatever, follow me.

♪ One, two, three

♪ Tonight's the night

♪ Tonight's the night

♪ Tonight's the night

♪ Tonight's the night we reunite

♪ Tonight's the night but not by candlelight

♪ Tonight's the night, it's not the moon

♪ Tonight's the night but the streetlight's bright

♪ Tonight's the night

♪ Tonight's the night

♪ Tonight's the night

♪ Yeah, tonight's the night

♪ Uh-huh, tonight's the night we reunite

♪ Tonight's the night but not by candlelight

♪ Tonight's the night, it's not the moon

♪ Tonight's the night but the streetlight's bright

♪ Tonight's the night

♪ Tonight's the night

(anxious piano tones, up tempo drumbeat)

(doorbell rings)

Ho ho, Boys To Men A-B-C-B-B-D.

Who shot Biggie, you shot Biggie, get in here rainmaker.

What's goin' on big pimpin', spendin' cheese?

Nick, why the hell are you talking like that?

Well I got a rapper comin' over later looking for

representation, I'm trying to brush up on my hood speak.

Okay that's racist, Nick you do know they

want you to represent them because you are white, right?

I never thought of it that way.

God dammit.

Okay, all right.

Good that that's settled for us.

Question, why are we meeting here and not your office?

(doorbell rings)

Ha ha.

Ha ha, what was that?

He's on some bullshit.

Nick's always on some bull...

Hey.

Hey.

Oh, I'm Erin.

I'm Zeke, I go by Smash.

What does Smash stand for?

Something mesmerizing.

That's a shame,

I thought it stood for something different.

I mean, it could.

Ooh hey Erin, so little Nicky's been asleep

for about an hour and Laura should be home about five.

Okay Nick, I'll see you later.

All right, see ya. (chuckles)

What are you doing hiring a sitter that fine?

Laura's gonna kill you.

- First off, Laura hired her. - Did she?

Yeah and she's the reason we're meeting here

instead of at the office so that you two could uh,

well you know.

Well high five, I'll be right back.

Whoa hey, where are you going?

I gotta go meet a client.

Okay, all right.

- No you're coming with me. - Oh, okay.

Yeah, you're not gonna do that here in my house.

I don't want your gross juices all over the place.

Okay.

All right now we're gonna go and then afterwards

we're goin' to the publisher's office so we

can talk about that book that you're supposed

to be writing that you are not writing.

Then afterwards we can come back here for your uh, dessert.

But you're gettin' it to go, not in my house.

I love dessert Nick, I love dessert.

(relaxed flute music, mid tempo drumbeat)

Hands up, hands up.

Keep your hands up, hands up.

Get him come on, it's not your girlfriend man.

I want jabs to the head, jabs.

Now hands up, come on, jabs man, come on.

Oh, that's what I'm talkin' about.

Nick, he's all yours.

Zeke, I want you to meet the next Mike Tyson.

Ah hey, hey, hey.

Nick, what's up with your man

disrespecting me like that, staring at my girl?

I didn't know she was your girl.

I'm kiddin' dude, we just met.

But she's fine, ain't she?

Hey.

Ooh babe, this is my cousin Zeke.

His mother's my aunt that just died.

I'm sorry for your loss man, I know you

and your 12 brothers are going through a difficult time.

Yeah, yeah Angie.

What are you doin' telling family secrets?

It's okay Zeke,

he'll be family as soon as we tie the knot.

I'm sorry man that was, that was disrespectful.

I hate to break up the little family reunion

but Jay, we gotta talk about your next fight.

Hey babe, why don't you take Zeke and show him around?

Um...

nah.

I'm okay, I'm a go wait in the car.

It's nice meeting you bro.

Come on, I'll walk you out.

Yeah you know what, on second thought I'll take that tour.

Great, don't keep him too long.

Bet you have a ball with that, huh?

What was I saying?

Sponsorship.

Got a restaurant that wants to sponsor...

Are you trying to get me killed?

Are you still upset about last night?

Yeah, he came.

So did I, I was ready for round two.

Stop or you'll get us both killed, okay?

Hey.

And I think this will be a great deal

with Gibson Strawberries, get a lot of...

You know actually I wrote your schedule

on this, here's the new Samsung Galaxy.

Would you look at that, it's a boudoir photo of my wife.

She's hideous.

Check that out.

I'm gettin' outta here. (shriek)

Stop talkin' about my mother, it hurts!

Uh, I'm not feeling too good so

I'm just gonna wait for you in the car.

You know what, I'll go with you buddy.

We're all done here, right Jay?

We're good, we're good, hey it was nice meeting you bro.

Babe, what happened?

He got upset when I said I wished

auntie could be here to meet his boyfriend.

Oh, ooh.

Zeke,

why didn't you tell me your mother died?

Nick, my mom's not dead, she's at home.

Your cousin just said...

She wasn't my cousin, Nick.

Let's just drive to the publisher and I'll

tell you the story on the way there, all right?

Let's just please get the hell outta here.

I've met your mother, she's very nice.

I almost cried a little.

(car alarm beeping)

Babe, I feel really bad how we

kinda left Zeke back there like that.

Well if you're feeling bad then

maybe we can invite him to dinner.

Yeah but I'm not too sure how we can

actually get ahold of him to do that though.

I can call him.

You know, no.

I think he's been through enough for the day.

I'll just call my manager and have him reach out to him.

Okay.

♪ Ba da bop

♪ She wants to have her cake and eat it too

♪ But you're afraid that she'll turn into

♪ A punching bag if her boyfriend knew

♪ About the creepin' lyin' that y'all do

♪ A lie only multiplies

♪ Into more lies

♪ How long can you hide

♪ How long can you wear a disguise

♪ Ba da bop

♪ Ba da bop

♪ Ba da bop

♪ Ba da bop, bop, bop, bop

♪ Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop

If I didn't think on my feet,

that meeting could've went completely different.

Zeke, this is the kinda story that should be in your book.

Are you out of your damn mind?

Come on, think about it, it's perfect.

This kind of adventure, misadventure,

near-death experience is exactly what people want to read.

I'm not puttin' it in my book, Nick.

I'm telling you, you're gonna put it in.

Now you listen to me.

If you want this book to sell at all, you gotta throw in...

I'm not puttin' it in my book, Nick.

The book's about your sexcapades and this is

the biggest adventure of them all, are you kidding me?

I barely survived Nick, what the hell am I supposed to do?

Yeah exactly, you barely survived but you survived.

My mom died technically, kinda.

She did not.

She's not really dead.

Right, people are living vicariously through you.

You know the most exciting thing that

happened to me in the bedroom this last year?

My wife called me Kevin, I didn't even get mad.

It was the most exciting moment we've had.

We took our clothes off that night, the first time

we'd taken our clothes off when we had sex in three years.

That's sad, that's not really fun, it's just sad.

Yeah, it's sad and that's why I need you to live

vicariously through because I'm not having anything.

If I die, then we...

I put it in my book and then say

he finds me and kills me, then what?

Yeah so what, he killed you, you died right?

Yes.

Guess what, you're gonna die.

Everybody's gonna die but not everybody truly lives.

Let me tell you something, people would

kill to have had the adventures you've had.

Women deserve this, you're doin' this not for you.

Stop being so selfish, do this for the whole world.

Nick, where the hell are we Nick?

We're here.

Here where? There's no sign.

There's no sign because it's exclusive.

Get ready to be a star.

Come on.

Ah, Nick.

So this is what you're going with?

Thanks for your time Nick but we're

gonna have to pass on the project.

Wait, what do you want to hear more of?

Everything, there's no spark, no fire.

This is not the work I heard fall

from your lips when I saw your performance.

You saw my show?

Yeah, Nick told me about you and gave

me and my wife tickets to your show.

Look Sara, this is Zeke's first book all right?

Can you give him like a week to send you something else?

What I read here is not even

close to what I heard that night.

Zeke's performance on stage was so

strong and confident.

Every word that came out of his mouth

left a visual that made you feel like you were there.

His every word passed through your body like electricity.

After his second verse, our panties were drenched.

I need a cigarette.

That was you?

Well that was me that night and now

this is me after I read what you sent.

From what you wrote, it looks like you prefer this reaction.

So it's been nice talking to you fellas.

Wait Sara, this is not all that Zeke has.

I mean this guy has stories

that will blow your mind.

Tell her that one that you were

telling me on the car on the way over here.

What?

You know.

You know, the chapter entitled Last Night's Great Escape?

Get your panties ready.

Okay um...

Well that was exceptionally adventurous.

You bought yourself a week.

(relaxed guitar music)

[Tammy] Hey, this is my song!

Girl, I don't understand why we gotta dress like we're

goin' to the club for a couple of guys at a coffee shop.

Girl I am fine, can't you see me, can't you see me?

What is this?

My outfit, you like?

Are you sure we're going to

a coffee shop or your second job?

- Hmm, what second job? - The strip club.

Gina, you know I don't work in no strip club.

I can't tell with those Daisy Dukes,

the tube top, the heels, it's a bit much.

Yeah but baby girl, remember this.

Not everyone can dress like that

mother off Little House on the Pairie.

And for your information,

it's Little House on the Prairie.

Why you talkin' about my dress?

I feel like I'm showing too much skin as it is though.

Yeah you look all right but girl come on, we need to go.

Listen um, I was thinkin' we would

take my car since yours is a little sick.

It's not sick, I took it to Flip and he hooked it up.

Are you sure he hooked it up

or he's not trying to get hooked up?

No he's harmless, girl he's broke and old.

I don't want him.

Flip.

You don't find it a little funny when you take

your car to get it fixed, it breaks down immediately after?

Um no because what's broke I under warranty, baby.

No, he's trying to get under your warranty.

Never, now girl let's go.

I brought you over here so you can see that nothing...

Uh-uh, you brought me over here so

I'd be trapped with you all day, that's why.

- [Tammy] Whatever girl. - Tell the truth.

(laughs)

♪ You wanna take a chance

♪ Talk about it, be about it

♪ What I'm saying, you gotta live your life

♪ I know it ain't a given with you by my side

♪ If you choose me I will be what you need

Ugh.

What the hell is that smell?

Hoo.

One of us shit on the floor and one of us quit.

You guess which one.

Who you think quit?

(phone ringing)

I gotta go, catch you later.

A week.

A week, hello?

No I'm just leaving my manager's house, what's up?

Yeah for sure, where you at?

And that was the worst day I've ever had, awful.

What's the deal with Zeke?

What do you mean what's the deal?

You call him, he breaks his neck to come save you.

I think there's something going

on that you're not telling me.

Yeah, like what?

Girl, your face does not light up for no one else

like it does for Zeke when you talk about him.

I'll concede but I mean we really are just friends.

What are you trying to say?

Friends don't hug like that.

Okay, so how do friends hug?

Real simple and just hug, pat on the back.

Well dressing the way that you do,

I would have to hug everybody like that

so I don't give off mixed signals.

Anyways, where's your guy?

He'll be here, where's your Triple A?

Does this body look like it needs Triple A?

What is this?

Say ladies, seems like you're having some car trouble.

[Tammy] Ugh what, oh no thank you.

- You need a ride? - No thank you.

Wait a minute, what about all of this?

Mm mm, he's too creepy, mm mm, no.

We're good.

Hey hey hey hey hey, I was here first.

Oh honey, honey, honey.

You can have me for half the price.

(tongue hissing)

- Unreal. - I know.

It's crazy they're so homophobic.

Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know you had that in you.

(relaxed jazzy guitar, trumpet music)

So I realized the day of prom

I was actually out of a date.

What happened?

Girl, his date went with his best friend.

- Ex-best friend. - What did you do?

Well I realized Regina asked him to prom a week before.

Yeah.

He was banging on my door and my boyfriend

at the time was over and we were arguing as usual.

So Regina comes to the door like "What?"

(chuckles)

"Okay well um, please take me to prom.

"My date ditched me."

I didn't sound like that but her boyfriend came

the door, he was all "Get your punk ass outta here.

"This is my girl, find your own broad."

What?

And what did you say to that?

Well I mean I just told him

I'm not your broad and I'm goin' with Zeke.

So he told me if I went it was

over but you know, I didn't care.

I felt really bad, started to worry about it.

But of course, you know she went.

Ah that's cute, so what happened at the prom?

We had the best time and I'm

so lucky because it almost didn't happen.

But you know I wouldn't have hung you

out to dry Zeke and I'm glad that I didn't

because you wouldn't be here for us now, so.

Yeah.

Did y'all have sex?

No, no, no, no.

Why is everything always about sex with you?

Because it is.

God, Zeke do not know how to drive.

I do, I...

I'm sorry, let me get out now.

Girl, and he's cheap.

Gonna sign this receipt for you, all right?

- He is cheap. - You're too much.

Girl, you know I'm just playing with you.

Yeah I know but I wanted to you know,

never mind.

Why don't you tell him you like him?

For what, he's like a friend to me.

I know him like he's a brother or I mean,

we just don't have that kind of relationship.

Lies, girl you like him a little more than just a friend.

Tammy, you don't know what you're talkin' about.

Well since you don't want him, I'll take him.

You heard right.

Don't play.

See you later, darling.

Thanks, Zeke.

♪ You know you're the one

♪ That you might find what it is that you're looking for

- Sorry about that. - That's okay. (chuckles)

♪ Baby your love shine bright

♪ You must be from heaven

♪ 'Cause you're my angel from above

You look really nice, where are you headed?

So I only look nice when I'm dressed up?

No, no.

So I don't look nice when I'm dressed up?

No I was, wait that's not what I was saying.

Relax it's okay, I was just messing

with you but thanks for the compliment.

(phone ringing)

That's my manager.

Yeah Nick.

What? No.

Really?

No way, uh-uh, not happening.

Yeah well the thing I told you about his girlfriend.

Nick, are you trying to get me k...?

Fine I'll go, I'll go.

What's wrong?

Nick my manager, one of his clients who is

a boxer wants to take me out to dinner tomorrow night.

What's wrong with that?

I slept with his girlfriend.

Zeke, why would you do a disgusting thing like that?

I didn't know she had a boyfriend 'til he showed up.

And you, let me say something.

She's trash for that too, by the way.

I didn't know she had a boyfriend

'til he showed up, I just...

Okay so...

You see him, he sees you and now

he wants to take you out to dinner?

What kind of mafia shit is he on?

Okay well he didn't catch me actually.

I had like a bandanna around my face.

Like I looked really cool, should've saw the whole thing.

I didn't think I'd see him ever again

until our manager introduced us this morning

and then his girlfriend was all over me.

I told her it's not happening but you know,

she keeps coming at me.

Okay and her boyfriend, he didn't say anything

when he saw her all over you and?

So he thought that she was being affectionate

because her aunt, my mother

died.

She's your cousin?

Your mom died?

What, no, no to both.

She just said that so he wouldn't say

anything about her being all over me and...

I was about to say.

Now I gotta do that all over again tomorrow night.

- I could go. - Really?

Yes, yeah, yeah.

Didn't have to think about that, did you?

Nothing to think about except

you's gonna save my ass again.

I'm pretty good at that, you gotta admit.

You are pretty good at saving my ass.

♪ This honey was a sweet milk chocolate missus

♪ Perfectly wrapped

I can't believe what you just told me.

I almost died twice, I'm gonna pull over here.

A bandanna, like that's crazy, it's like a movie.

It is like a movie, a Will Adams movie actually.

Sounds like a Will Adams movie.

What are you doing?

I'm getting practice for tomorrow night.

Zeke, you are crazy.

Okay.

Hey, thank you in advance for tomorrow night.

Oh it's no problem, it's the least I

can do for you bailing me and Tammy out again.

Thank you.

Thanks again.

Yeah.

Damn, what was that?

Zeke.

(up tempo drumbeat)

♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two

♪ Wa wa wa wa, what ya gonna do

♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two

♪ Wa wa wa wa, what will you do

♪ Another person's trash is another person's treasure

♪ Confess the truth now before repercussions later

♪ Since prom uh, since prom what

♪ Since prom uh-uh, since prom

♪ Since prom he wanted to have you on his arm

♪ Six feet tall, handsome with a nice charm

♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two

♪ Wa wa wa wa, what ya gonna do

♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two

♪ Wa wa wa wa, what will you do

♪ What will you do, what will you do

♪ Now what will you do, now what will you do

♪ Now what will you do, now what will you do

♪ Now what will you do, what will you do

Woo woo, Desmond..

Hey yo Desmond.

Desmond.

Hey hey, what's up man?

Whoa.

Yo are you okay?

Oh, I'm doing great.

I got me a little dime piece in here

and I'm about to bust her back wide out.

How much did you drink?

A lot, I had two bottles of this but you can't have none.

Okay, if you keep drinking like this

you can't have none of that, all right?

- Hah hah. - And what is that?

That's where you're wrong, smarty-pants.

Ta da, this fixes the whiskey dick.

In fact it say for an erection lasting

four hours or more, have a threesome.

Oh, oh.

Game time.

[Zeke] Your heart's gonna explode.

I'm about to explode up in

these pants is what I'm gonna do.

Hey Regina, what's going on?

Hey Regina baby, I'm having a party.

Get back in the house.

I'm having a party in my pants and you invited.

Get back in the house, get back in the house.

Get back in the house, I'm sorry Regina.

Hey, now what were you saying?

This here, is this Desmond's place?

I'm a call you back.

Yeah, yeah but he's not home right now.

[Alicia] I think he is, I hear music.

Yeah, it's to ward off burglars.

Are you, why are you so cross?

Damn Alicia, what happened to you?

Shit, we was about to start without you.

Get your ass in there.

Ha ha, for an erection that lasts

more than four hours, have a threesome.

I'm sorry Regina, I'm leaving Desmond's house.

What were you saying?

Oh yeah yeah, just make sure you bring a friend.

I said he's our friend.

Yeah I can do that, I can do that.

Her house is not that far from Desmond's house anyway.

Okay.

(anxious piano tones, up tempo drumbeat)

♪ Open up the door

♪ Baby pour the wine

♪ We can take it slow

♪ Or we can start to grind

♪ We're having conversation

♪ I try to focus in

♪ But I just watch your lips move

♪ I had a premonition

♪ Would I be insecure if I mentioned seduction

♪ Causing malfunction, never matter it was a nightmare

♪ Shrugged your shoulders with a blank stare

♪ Said I was delusional

♪ Unusual behavior has the sweetest flavor

♪ You never see the consequence of danger

♪ You give lust your trust and leave love in the dust

♪ Blinded by the act, you don't see the attack

♪ Attack, attack, attack, attack

Desmond.

Good morning, tell Desmond he was amazing.

Okay.

Desmond.

Hey Desmond.

Who these ladies?

Yo Desmond, what are you doin' man?

What are you doing here man?

Hey you gotta get outta here man, you gonna mess up my shit.

Oh, you talkin' about the ladies?

Yeah they left, it's nine o'clock in the morning dude.

Damn.

I fell asleep before I got a chance to do anything.

What, no not according to one of the ladies.

She said tell him it was great.

What?

(chuckles)

You mean to tell me that you got the courage

to instigate a threesome and you don't remember it?

(laughs)

That's priceless.

Oh man, hey don't worry about it though.

You got their numbers, you can just call up and do it again.

No I can't man,

they leave for Brazil tonight indefinitely.

Damn.

Good one God, that's a good one.

You know it's not as important as you

remembering it happened but that you know that it happened.

I'm just trying to help you out.

Uh-huh, get your ass outta here.

What you doing over here anyway?

Actually I came over last night

to tell you that Regina's back in town.

I remember that, damn she fine too.

- You mind if I? - No.

Well not me, did you ever?

No, no I didn't actually.

I went over to her friend's house

and she was wearing lingerie.

Cool, so then I had Regina?

No.

'Cause I bet you if I had Regina, I'd remember that.

What, nigga no.

You're not sleeping with Regina, all right?

So you wanna sleep with Regina and her girl, huh?

You stingy.

It says here in case of an erection

lasting more than four hours, have a threesome.

It doesn't say that, let me see that.

Have a threesome, it does, actually it does.

What was I talking about?

You were saying you gonna hook up Regina and her girl.

[Zeke] No I wasn't, was I?

(phone ringing)

Hey babe.

What, right now?

Yeah well let me send Zeke out there

'cause I don't have on no clothes yet.

Oh no, he came over here to tell me about

some wild night he had with two girls last night.

What?

- Yeah I know, he is nasty. - Come on man.

Okay, all right.

You just gonna lie like that?

Dude, she asked what you was doin' over here.

What am I supposed to tell her?

I don't, why are we friends?

Because we help each other out at times like now.

Where my baby at?

Come on out.

Valerie.

Hey.

Hey girl.

Hey, how you doing?

I got a little bug or something.

Okay.

So I'll open the truck I guess.

You should get it checked out,

it might be like a sinus thing maybe.

Go to a doctor.

Give him his keys back.

Hey baby.

Welcome home, welcome home.

How was your trip?

It was good.

I'm so glad you're back.

It must be one of those one minute bugs, huh?

I love you baby but I swear,

I don't know why you hang out with that Zeke.

I've been knowing Zeke all my

life since like the third grade.

He look out for me and I look out for him.

See how you're sneezing?

Ain't no telling what kinda germs he done brought in here.

I'm a get a drink, I'll throw this tissue away.

No no I got that, matter of fact let me get you a drink.

You go ahead and have a seat.

I gotta wash my hands anyway so I got it.

What can I get you?

Let me get a lemon...

See, it's shit like this

that's gonna get your ass in trouble.

Keep the damn drink and keep

your nasty friends out of my house.

Your welcome.

(anxious mid tempo drumbeat, piano tones)

♪ You're in love, you're in love

♪ You're in love, you're in love

♪ You're in love, you're in love

♪ You're in love, shot straight to the heart

♪ You know you feel this harp

♪ Don't keep love in the dark

♪ Sex don't mean nothing

♪ Without butterflies or anticipation

♪ You're in love, you're in love

♪ You're in love, you're in love

♪ You're in love, you're in love

♪ You're in love, you're in love oh yes

♪ You're in love, you're in love

♪ You're in love, love, love, love

♪ Lo-oh love, love, love, love

♪ Oh oh, love, love, love, love, love

♪ Oh oh, love, love, love, love, love

♪ Love, love, love, love, love, love

♪ La la la la, la la la la, la la la la

♪ La la la la, la la la la, la la la la

So, what kind of girlfriend do you want me to be?

I don't know, a good one?

I mean do you want me to be someone who's prissy,

someone who eats dainty or someone

that's gonna be all over you?

Okay, you're gonna ask me that question.

Um I don't know,

be the kind of girl you'd be if I were your man.

Okay, let's see.

Okay, got it.

Ooh yes, finally those acting classes

I took in college are going to pay off.

Woo about time, yeah you just wait and see.

Watch me work.

♪ The best part of me, sing the song

♪ I'm giving you the best part of me, oh yeah

♪ Oh yeah, the best part of me

♪ If you just look into my eyes, you can see

♪ Best part, part of me

♪ Compromise, I walk away

♪ At least we fall in love again

♪ Taking steps to make our own identity

♪ In a dream world

♪ Whoa yeah

♪ It's where our dreams do come true

(applause, cheering)

Hey hey, how's everybody doing tonight?

Come on and put your hands together for Mrs. StephStaa.

(applause, cheering)

Good evening everybody, I hope y'all don't mind

I got my friend Lyght Skin with me this evening.

- Now Skin, you ready? - Yes ma'am.

Let's do it.

(relaxed piano music)

- Is anybody out there in love? - Yeah!

Well we gonna find out.

♪ Da da da da, da da da

♪ Da da da ma

♪ Da da da da, da da da

♪ Da da da, I didn't know

♪ I could get this high

♪ Like a bird flying

♪ On first flight

♪ With you I don't care, we can go anywhere

♪ You got my back and no

♪ Need to be scared

♪ Infatuation can lead

♪ To frustration

♪ Hesitation can bury

♪ Intentions

♪ I got so weak

♪ I couldn't fight

♪ I love your love

♪ In its golden light

- Hey, glad you could make it. - Thanks for having us.

Yeah no problem, no problem

and who do we have here?

This is Regina, she is my...

Fiance.

Hi Regina, Zeke you've never mentioned her before.

Um, this is the first time you've heard this news.

You must be his cousin Angie.

He's told me so much about you.

Well are you just gonna stand there or gonna give me a hug?

You and I are gonna be family.

♪ Meditation cancel the situation

I thought you said he was gay.

He is, that is a man.

Regina,

Reginald.

Oh, ooh.

Good afternoon Nick.

[Nick] Uh yeah yeah, hello.

Are you ready?

[Nick] Yeah I'm ready, I don't even

know what's coming but I am ready.

You're coming, did you take out the trash?

What?

Did you take out the trash?

Why are you telling me to take out

the trash and why do you sound like my wife?

Because I am your wife.

What?

No.

No.

No your ass and take out the trash.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Ugh.

♪ What's goin' on sugar

♪ Oh my

♪ High

♪ Oh why

♪ High

♪ I'll offer you the most

♪ When you're busy at work

♪ Sometimes I can't help but to

♪ We're called an episode of us

Jay, that was a meal fit for a king.

Told you.

I agree my king and I can't wait to be your queen.

Hey this is our manager.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna take this, excuse me.

Take your time, take your time.

Mm, actually baby the wine kinda went

through me so I'm gonna use the restroom.

Okay but hurry back.

Okay, got that.

Go boy.

♪ I never felt this way before

So how long have you and Zeke been together?

Awhile.

Funny he's never mentioned you before.

That's funny 'cause I was

thinking the same thing about you.

So what are you saying?

Same thing you're saying.

Well I think your whole act is bullshit.

You're nothing but arm candy to him.

You better watch yourself but

let me tell you something, sweetheart.

For you just to be a cousin,

you sure are a little bit jealous of whatever I am.

I'm not his cousin.

Oh I know, you're the skank that had him at

your house and your boxer boyfriend almost killed him.

Yeah I know all about you, real class act.

Trash.

Hey baby.

Hey, back at the same time huh, that's really awkward.

Babe, is everything okay?

No, I don't feel so good.

How are you all, everything good?

Oh yes indeed, that was truly a meal fit for a king.

Would you like a dessert?

No.

[Jay] That'll be all ma'am, we'll just take the check.

Yeah I'm good, I have to watch my figure.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Here's the check.

Is everything okay?

I'm fine, thanks.

Zeke, Regina, I hope everything works out

with you two and please don't forget our wedding invites.

Of course not, thank you and get well soon.

(laughs)

What the hell happened when we were gone?

Let's just say you won't have to worry about her anymore.

Trust me.

That was pretty funny though, you have to admit.

It was pretty funny, you're a comedian.

You got jokes, you got jokes, it was...

And si.

Come on let's go, let's go.

You owe me big time for that one.

I was your fiance, you wanted me to be your girlfriend.

I went over and beyond for you.

♪ When love is true, see

♪ I just

♪ Want to lay and gaze with you

♪ Your wish is my command

♪ That's why I know you'll be my husband

♪ And I, and I

♪ I

♪ (chorus singing faintly)

♪ It feels good

Thank you for getting Angie off my back.

I really appreciate you doing me this solid.

Oh no worries, I mean you really didn't

deserve the way she was trying to manipulate

you so it was the least I can do.

Okay so I have to talk to you about something.

What is it?

Last night when I went to return Tammy's purse

to Tammy's house, Tammy was just standing there

in lingerie and when I went to hand her her purse...

All right, stop right there.

No I don't want to hear anymore, that's enough.

What makes you think I want to hear about that?

- So you like Tammy? - No.

- That's, okay. - That's not what I said.

Right.

Hey, I thought you couldn't walk in those heels.

What do you think this is?

Yo I talked to your friend and she said

it was okay that we got together, I didn't know that...

Oh so you think you're gonna get with me and my friend?

No, it doesn't work that way Zeke.

What do you mean it doesn't work that way?

Just exactly what I said.

Hey, (knocking) knock knock.

Hey baby, why the long face?

You had a bad performance last night?

What?

Nana no, no.

I um, I'm writing this book, I have writer's block.

It's all in here I just,

I don't even have a title for it yet.

Well let me make you something to eat.

No Nana, no it's okay, I'm not even hungry.

You're not hungry?

You're always hungry.

Talk to me.

Last night Regina went off on me when I tried to kiss her.

Did your breath stink?

What Nana? No.

No it didn't, it didn't, no no, it didn't.

Well what did she say?

I don't know, something about me sleeping

with her after sleeping with her friend.

It's this messiness.

Now you know I taught you better than that.

Nana I didn't do it, I...

I don't know.

I know what's wrong with you.

Do you?

What's wrong with me, Nana?

You're in love.

(laughs)

I'm in love, okay I'm in love with who?

You're in love with Regina.

How am I in love with Regina and never had sex?

Baby, sex ain't love.

Call her.

I should probably give her more time to cool off.

Do what you feel is right.

Thanks Nana.

(relaxed guitar music)

♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love

♪ Sex ain't love, no, no, no, no, no

♪ We got a story about a boy and a girl

♪ They're gonna try to rule the whole wide world

♪ You don't mess around with no one's honey and if

♪ You get caught, make 'em think you're stealing money

♪ You got to do what you got to do

♪ Walk around with your crew, your homies too

♪ Your homegirl, you'll see her later

♪ You gotta make money and be a hater

♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love

♪ Sex ain't love, no, no, no, no, no

♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love

♪ Sex ain't love, no, no, no, no

♪ No no, no no, no no, no no

♪ My, my look at you now

I know what's wrong with you.

You in love.

Baby, sex ain't love.

(upbeat guitar music)

Sex ain't love.

Grandma, you're a genius.

[Nana] Hello?

Hey grandma, you gave me a topic for my next book.

[Nana] Oh that's nice, baby.

Thank you so much, grandma.

[Nana] Oh, oh that's it baby.

(moaning)

Ugh, I guess sex ain't got no age limit.

The sequel, Sex Ain't Got No Age Limit.

Nah.

(keyboard clicking)

(relaxed upbeat guitar music)

♪ Sex ain't love

How's this?

It's fine, just like the last three.

I'm changing.

Oh.

[Tammy] It will just take a minute, girl.

Calm down, calm down.

That's what you always say, you are killing me.

You know your best friend likes me cute.

Like this.

Yeah, you do look cute.

- Thank you. - Your welcome.

So you know I have not heard you talk about him in awhile.

Talk about who?

Zeke.

Uh-uh, there's nothing to talk about with him.

What happened?

All right, so the night that I went out with him he

tried to kiss me after he slept with you the night before.

What?

Yeah I guess whatever you told him gave him

the green light to think that he could hook up

with me after he hooked up with you, the nerve.

Who told you we had sex?

Zeke.

Why would he tell you about something that never happened?

I really don't know and I really

didn't care to hear about it, either.

Damn Gina, you should've let him finish telling you.

Why would I do that?

Listen, I don't want to hear

about you all's sexual escapades at all.

I hear about that enough from you.

Gina, after he rejected me I told him

that you like him and he should ask you out.

It was all a mistake.

[Regina] I can't believe this.

What did you do?

Well I mean what was I supposed to do?

I just kinda snapped at him when he tried

to kiss me and I slammed the door in his face.

Kinda left him there lookin' confused.

How do you know that man was

outside your door looking confused?

Let's just say I was looking through the peephole.

You crazy.

Oh hey baby would you hand me

my phone right quick, would you?

- Who is Alicia? - Alicia?

[Valerie] Yeah.

Oh Alicia, hey baby let me get that.

- Babe, baby hold on. - Son of a bitch!

(high pitched violin tone)

(gunshots booming)

(tense violin music)

(doorbell rings)

There's my writer.

So you read my manuscript?

And loved it, let's celebrate.

Oh um...

I'm not feeling too good tonight so I'm just gonna...

I understand, well congratulations.

It seems like you had someone in mind

when you wrote the book, have a good night.

Oh hey, hope you have better luck than I did.

Then again dressed like that, you may have a chance.

(gunfire booming)

(laughs)

Oh man.

(tense violin music, gunshots booming)

I'm out, I'm out, fuck.

(tires screeching)

(doorbell rings)

Who is this?

Look I said I'm...

Hey.

Hey.

Can I come in?

Yeah, yeah.

Do you mind if I sit down?

Yes please.

Why are you all the way over there?

Okay well let me just say that I apologize

for the way that I acted the other night.

I just, I mean I know it was a big misunderstanding

and Tammy told me everything that happened.

So I'm sorry, I feel really bad.

Okay.

Well actually I talked to my grandmother about you.

Really, what'd she say?

She has this crazy idea that I'm in love with you.

(laughs)

- Wow, that's crazy. - Crazy grandmas, right?

Yeah that's pretty crazy.

So who was that lady that just left here?

That was Sara, she owns the publishing

company that's gonna publish my book.

What was she doing here?

She wanted to celebrate, I finished my book.

You finished your book, oh my gosh congratulations.

[Zeke] Thank you.

That's so exciting, well we have to celebrate.

Yeah, yeah I'll go get dressed.

Um, actually I was thinking we

would just celebrate right here, tonight.

♪ You're giving me that good boy, you're pleasing me

♪ I love the way you do it to me

♪ Something about the way you put it on me

♪ I love the way you do it to me

♪ You're giving me that good boy, you're pleasing me

♪ I love the way you do it to me

♪ I just love it when you put it on me

What the hell are you doing?

I'm sorry man, Valerie found out about my damn threesome.

What, yo were you talking in your sleep again?

No I wasn't talking in my sleep, man.

Apparently I'm trying to prove something

to you so I took pictures as a safety net.

She saw the damn pictures.

You got pictures?

No I ain't got no damn pictures man, she smashed my phone.

Dude you can't stay here tonight, I'm sorry.

Go get a room, I got you tomorrow.

Why are we whispering, what you mean?

Come on dude, I'm your boy.

You can't leave me out here like this,

I ain't got nowhere to go.

She cut off all my credit cards,

she took all my money, I'm stuck.

Damn, I don't know what to tell you.

Oh hey Desmond.

Hey Regina.

Did you just move or something?

Yo I didn't see your bag.

I'm having problems at the house.

Do you mind?

Hell yeah I mind.

She minds, I'm sorry.

[Desmond] Man, come on dude.

You can sleep on the couch and if you touch anything

in my room, I'm a do you like Theon in the Game of Thrones.

8925 South Main.

- Better not touch nothing. - Thank you.

Whoa whoa whoa, that's kinda inappropriate.

I'm a go to your house, wherever that is.

And what are you doing?

I am sending Desmond a little gift.

(chuckles)

- He's gonna like that. - You think so?

Mm hmm.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Yes?

My car just broke down and I

would do anything to use your phone.

Do you think he knows I sent her?

I don't think he has any clue.

Good.

(relaxed upbeat guitar music, drumbeat)

Subtitles by explosiveskull

♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love

♪ Sex ain't love, no no, sex ain't love

♪ Sex ain't love, no sex ain't love

♪ Sex ain't love, no no, sex ain't love

♪ Well we got a story about a boy and a girl

♪ They gonna try to rule the whole damn world

♪ You don't mess around with no one's honey and if

♪ You get caught, make 'em think you're stealing money

♪ But I got to do what I got to do

♪ Roll around with my crew and my homies too

♪ Yo homegirl, I'll see you later

♪ Right now I gotta go smash and be a hater

♪ Sex ain't love, nah sex ain't love

♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love

♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love

♪ Sex ain't love

♪ My, my look at me now

♪ I got a girl right by my side, oh hi

♪ She looks so damn good to me

♪ But I can't describe the feeling that she means to me

♪ This girl comes up to me right now

♪ And she looked me in the eye and kissed me in the mouth

♪ I asked my grandma what is this feeling that I have

♪ And she turns to me and says love

♪ Sex ain't love, sex is love if you love somebody

♪ Sex ain't love, sex is love if you love somebody

♪ Sex ain't love, sex is love if you love somebody

♪ Sex ain't love, sex is love if you love somebody

(relaxed upbeat guitar music, drumbeat)

♪ Sex ain't love, sex is love if you love somebody

♪ Sex ain't love, sex is love if you love somebody

♪ Sex ain't love, sex is love if you love somebody

♪ Sex ain't love no, sex is love if you love somebody

♪ Sex is love if you love somebody

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