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You need to create and
market your very own brand of

yeast spread.

Ah!

Action.

Bend over and pick
up your package.

I thought you did
a really good job.

A lot of these girls here
are underestim ating you.

RuPaul: Maxi Shield, I'm surprised
that you didn't do better in this.

Etcetera Etcetera.

I do feel like there's
a little bit of a line

that maybe you shouldn't cross.

I was not a fan of
your commercial.

Maxi Shield.

Shantay, you stay.

Etcetera Etcetera.

Sashay away.

Hey.

Go on, Maxi.

"Yippee, yippee, trans
people deserve more."

"I love you bitches.
Etcetera, the glamour bug."

I entered that lip sync
knowing I had to use

everything I could,
because Etcetera's amazing.

I say she's the future of drag.

- Yes.
- Like, ju...

- She's the future of the human race.
- 100%.

See you, E-T-C.

Continuing the journey,

and eliminating the youngest
queen, being the oldest queen...

Like, it's just so mental.

Was it fun?

- Ask me tomorrow.
- Okay.

Scarlet, so you're in the top?

That has thrown me.

I really thought I was gonna be
in the bottom after those critiques.

So, if the order
means something,

- does that mean that I was...
- You were bottom three.

Oh! I haven't won a
maxi-challenge since week one.

It's really starting to
get to me, I don't know,

I'm so frustrated that
I'm not doing better.

I think it was that expectation is
here, and what was delivered was here.

Yeah, that's their
continued critique for you,

whereas a lot of these
queens are coming here

with clean slates, as
fresh faces, you know?

They don't need to
live up to an expectation

that the judges
already have of them.

This week was
probably the first time

the judges saw what
I've got over you guys.

I'm a winner, baby. I
feel so good this week.

I am totally re-energized
for this competition,

and I think some of these girls are
realizing that I'm a real contender.

- Yours genuinely was the best.
- Yeah, it really was.

- Elektra's on a high, good for her.
- [laughs]

That being said, you
packed what you packed,

you brought what you brought, so you
have to win them over in other aspects.

Oh.

- Ooh!
- Oh!

Whoo!

Elektra: Maybe have a
double elimination next week.

Send home two Aussies.

If anyone's gonna
send Scarlet home,

it should be me.

I think Scarlet's good, but I
think I'm a better performer.

- Scarlet's... [whispering, indistinct]
- I think Scarlet's [whispering].

I'm a lip sync assassin,

and if they need to call in
Elektra to send Scarlet home,

I'll do it.

- #GoingDown!
- What?

I will give my all
to send her home.

RuPaul: The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under

will receive a one-year supply
of Revolution Beauty cosmetics,

and a cash prize of $30.000.

Tonight, with Michelle Visage,

Rhys Nicholson,

- and our extra.
- Special guest stars, the boys from Aunty Donna.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

Wah!

Oh!

- There's a brand. -New week this week.
- What are they gonna throw at us?

Who knows?

I wouldn't mind one of
those mini-challenges

where they bring in, like,
40 Pit Crew members,

- and have, like, a little...
- Oh!

- That would be nice, yeah, yeah.
- Make a jam pie?

I think it's apparent
we're all very thirsty now.

Yeah, how long's it
been? Six, seven years?

Ah!

No, I think you'll
find it's been 10, um...

[gagging] I'm fine!

I feel great about it
being a decade ago.

- Do you have a partner? Single?
- Yes.

- Single?
- I am single, I am.

- Would you two ever consider...
- Definitely not.

- Yeah, this could be a thing.
- Whoo!

Kita Mean, not
for me. No k-holes.

Oh, that means a
lot more things now.

- [siren]
- Ah!

Oh, shit.

Get out the way, Maxi!

- Ya!
- Hi everyone, my name's Mark.

I'm from Aunty Donna, and
this is my best friend Broden,

and my my best friend Zach.

I think I'm more excited for Aunty
Donna than I was for, like, Dannii Minogue.

You know, a lot of people like
Aunty Donna love Drag Race?

You betcha.

They think, "Surely
these guys are just doing it

for the promotional
opportunity."

But that's not true...
we're obsessed!

We love the Drag
Race, it's fast-paced.

We love the
passionat e fan base.

And we love those
vroom-vroom cars.

RuPaul's Drag Race has
the fastest cars I've ever seen.

- They burn rubber, baby.
- Tell me about it, ripsnorter.

Anyway, we're gonna go drink
Monster Energy Drinks now.

- Back to you, Rand Paul.
- And to all of the contestants...

[all talking at once]
May the best drag car,

- vroom-vroom car.
- Drag Race driver

win the race.

Ah, I love that we're
gonna have Aunty Donna!

- G'day, g'day, g'day!
- Hey!

My queens, now after
weeks of being cooped up,

you must be craving some
interaction with the local wildlife.

Ooh!

♪ Oh, Pit Crew! ♪

A whole buffet of sausages.

Ooh!

Ooh, hello!

I'm very excited,
and dick-stracted.

Oh!

So dick-stracted.

RuPaul: For today's mini-challenge,
we're playing a game called.

"Whatcha Packin' Down Under?"

Oh!

Now, each of these hot mens-es-es
has an animal hiding inside his pouch.

I didn't know they had animals in
their underpants when they came out.

I was like, "Holy fucking shit."

Now, I'll give you three clues.

If you guess correctly
after the first clue,

you get five points.

If you guess correctly
after the second clue,

you get three points.

And, if you get it after the
third clue, you get one point.

The queen with the
most points wins.

Number three,
please step forward.

Here's clue number
one, for five points.

"I nurse without nipple."

- A snake.
- A snake?

RuPaul: I know there
is a snake down there,

but that is not the
answer we're looking for.

I can see a bit hanging
out at the bottom.

Oh, dear... oh, my goodness.

"I am a monotreme, which means

'single hole' in Greek."

What has a single hole?

Um, platypus.

Is it a... long shot, platypus?

- I don't know, a bucket?
- RuPaul: A bucket.

Do you have a bucket?

Whatcha packin' Down Under?

- Ay!
- [laughs]

Wow! That is a platypus.

"I travel the world on planes."

He's gotta have a
snake down there.

I'm gonna say, a lion.

Just peak in there and see.

- No, it's not.
- Oh, shoot.

"I carry my babies
everywhere with me."

- A kangaroo?
- Kangarooooo?

Do you have a
kangaroo down there?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Oh!
- Yeah!

A cute kangaroo.

"I have a large bill."

- Is it a pelican?
- RuPaul: Do you have a pelican?

Aw.

"People say my vocalizations
are loud and harsh."

Is it a magpie?

"What's better than one cock,
but not as good as three cocks?"

I think it's a cock-a-two.

Oh-ho-ho! Do you
have a cockatoo?

"I am monogam ous by nature."

I'm thinking...

- Penguin.
- A swan.

- I'm gonna say penguin.
- Is that a penguin?

Do you have a
swan in your pants?

I mean, looks like
a swan from here.

"A flock of me is
called a 'flamboyance'."

Is it a parakeet?

- Uh, no.
- Okay.

Oh, a flamingo.

That is a flamingo.

Oh, my goodness!

Look at the
length of that thing.

Oh!

"Honey, I'll eat anything."

- Crocodile?
- No.

"My skin feels like sandpaper."

Hmm, that's a hard one.

- Is it?
- Hmm.

Are you putting all
the clues together?

- Sandpaper, I'll eat anything.
- Yeah.

Anaconda.

"When I'm nearby,
swimmers might say,

'I'm feeling very
attacked right now!'"

- Is it a shark?
- Do you have a shark?

Oh! Ho-ho!

Wow!

RuPaul: It is a huge one.

"My ancestors first
arrived in New Zealand

in 1773."

- I'm gonna say kiwi.
- Oh, it's not.

"Today, there are
26 million of me."

Sheep? Baaa.

What's gonna happen?

Baaaa!

"I can sleep up
to 18 hours a day."

A bear?

I'm gonna go with no.

- A koala.
- Oh!

Is that a koala?

RuPaul: Let's take a look
to see what's in those...

Aw.

- Do you have chlamydia as well?
- No.

He does now.

Ladies, I've tabulated the
scores, and with a total of 17 points,

the winner of today's
mini-challenge is.

- Maxi Shield.
- Hey!

Maxi, you've won a $2.000 gift
card from Amped Accessories.

Oh, fabulous!

Now racers, when
it rains, it pours,

and lucky for you,
today it's raining men.

Please, give a warm Drag
Race Down Under welcome

to members of the
Falcons Rugby Team.

- Yes!
- Come on in, boys!

- Whoo!
- [cheering and clapping]

Hey, boys.

It's a gay sports team.

I'm so excited!

Kia or a, queens.

Kia or a, everyone, I'm
Dan, and I normally play prop.

Hey, I'm Wolf, and I
usually play six or seven.

Kia or a, I'm Fara,
and I play number eight.

Kia or a, I'm Jonah, I'm
usually wing or full back.

Kia or a, everyone,
I'm Carl, and I play lock.

Kia or a, I'm Brad, I also
play lock alongside Carl.

Okay, now, ladies.

For this week's
makeover maxi-challenge,

brought to you by
Revolution Beauty,

you need to transform these
rugged, rough sportsmen

into lovely ladykins.

[trilling] You know,
like, it's like Matchmaker.

Like, all right, which ones can I
work with, which ones can I not?

I mean, I'm a fabulous makeup artist,
so I could make them all look fabulous,

but some jobs are
harder than others.

- RuPaul: Now Maxi, as the winner of the mini.
- Challenge,

you get to assign the
players to the queens.

Now remember, Maxi,
the judges will be looking for

a strong drag
family resemblance.

Let's start with who you're
choosing for Karen From Finance.

Maxi could do this
either one of two ways.

She could play fair...

or she could be a cunt.

- I think I'm gonna give Karen Wolf.
- Oh!

There you go.

RuPaul: Now, who do you
choose for Elektra Shock?

- There you go, young man.
- Yes.

- Elektra.
- Hi.

RuPaul: Scarlet Adams.

Brad, I think.

- Oh!
- Hi, Brad.

- Here you go.
- [laughs]

So, Art Simone,
the makeup artist.

I'm gonna give you Jonah.

Come to me, darling.

Hi!

It went down to the two,
which was Dan and Carl.

Who do you have for Kita Mean?

Am I gonna choose
Carl 'cause he's hot?

Or I'm gonna choose Dan
that I've got a costume that'll fit,

and we can almost be twins?

There we go.

Instead of thinking from
downstairs, I thought of with my brain,

and thought, "You know what?
This is probably a better match."

Dan and I are gonna be twinsies.

You chose Dan because
you could fit the same clothes?

- Exactly.
- Oh.

Maxi was really nice with who
she, like, handed off to everyone.

She wasn't playing
too strategically.

RuPaul: So, Karen, is with
Wolf, Elektra is with Fara.

Scarlet's with Brad,

Art's with Jonah.

Kita's with Carl, and Maxi
has saved Dan for herself.

The only one that I think
is maybe a little bit suspect

is Carl paired with Kita,
'cause Carl's pretty, and Kita is...

Kita's...

[crickets]

Kita's a good friend.

Queens, you can
use your own drag,

plus any of the fabulous
footwear provided by Shoeme.

So racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

- Whoo!
- [whooping]

- Welcome to Drag Race.
- [laughs]

- Have you ever done drag?
- No, never.

- You are popping my cherry.
- Okay.

And you better
fucking rip it open.

Yes, well, fuck, you've
come to the right place.

- Have you ever been in drag before?
- Never.

What about heels? Have
you ever walked in heels?

No, and like,
chomping at the bit

- to give them a go, eh?
- Yeah?

Have you done drag before?

Other than, like, dressing up in my
mum's heels when I was, like, five?

- Probably not, no.
- Okay, so this is your first time.

- Yes.
- Lovely.

So, you haven't done heels, you
haven't done corset, cinching, padding?

- I've put on lipstick.
- You've put on lipstick.

Is that it?

Um, okay, that's fabulous.

- Have you been in drag before?
- No.

- I haven't.
- Have you walked in heels before?

Badly.

Okay.

Keeping the beard?

Um...

It's up to you. I trust you.

A bearded boy, to
ask him to shave,

is sometimes like trying to cut
someone's foot off, really, isn't it?

Well, I might cry.

- You might cry... no!
- But it's okay.

He hasn't shaved
his beard in 12 years.

I understand it's a competition.

This is probably a better option,
to have him cleanly shaved.

We'll see.

I have some heavy-duty,
steel boned corsets.

We are gonna put
you into this one.

- Oh, wow.
- [laughs]

- How does that feel?
- Good, it's all right, it's good.

- Too tight?
- No, no, keep going.

Keep going?

Tighter?

Okay, bitch, let's play!

- How's that?
- Um, yeah.

Does it need more, or...?

- Suck it in!
- Oh, my gosh.

Suck it in... yeah, you're doing...
look how good you're going.

Oh! Another one.

All right, then you go... oh!

Now, what I need you... I
need you to give me, like,

your firmest rugby stance, okay?
Put one foot in front of the other.

One, two, three, huah!

Okay, that is what we want.

Ah! Ah!

Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Now you gotta
show it off, show it off.

- Do you feel snatched?
- Um.

Oh, my God, look.

You're taut, you're
trim, you're beautiful.

Oh, I love it for you.

- How's that?
- Oh, wow.

- You look good!
- [laughs]

I'm paired with Fara, and
he seems really, really nice.

He's a little quiet, and that
does worry me a little bit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, look,
you're 100% Jojo Zaho!

Can you do, like, fierce
eyes, like, you'd be like...

That's so good! [Laughs]

And suddenly
something is emerging.

I cannot wait to get
some heels on her.

Heel first, and swish.

- Oh, oh, goodness gracious me.
- Oh.

I don't want to give
you walking tips just yet,

I just want to see
what you've got.

Look at me. Toddler
coming towards you.

Oh, you're fine, you're fine.

Okay.

Yeah, that's it. Okay.

I'm glad I got paired with Brad,

now that I'm seeing
how the others are doing.

Let's put you in heels.

I reckon you can give
him a run for his money.

Okay, now I want you
to do it like a woman.

How does a woman walk?

You show me what you
think a woman walks like.

- That's like... no, bitch.
- [laughs]

No.

Look, this is Drag Race, honey.

T-Rex is in the house.

Ah!

- Lift your foot up a little bit?
- Oh, yeah?

Do you want me to
do a turn like that, too?

So, just go for a walk, let
me check out the walk first.

I think the twirl's good.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Oh, oh!

Oh, my God, I'm so happy.

And then pose... stop and pose.

Ooh!

I got teased in it.

Oh, Jesus Christ! Oh, my God.

He is wobbly. He's
very, very wobbly.

Is it... oh, my God, Dan.

Trip hazards.

Fuck.

Now, have you ever
worn a bosom before?

- No.
- No? All right, you stay there.

All right.

Oh, my God, you
actually have tits. I love it!

Grab a titty! Yes.

Okay, so go give it a try.

We've got to show off
your new waist, there we go.

- Oh, that's beaut... oh, look at that.
- Oh.

And now, to really feel
the woman within you,

I want you to emit a noise.

- Oh, yeah...
- Oh, yeah...

Oh, yeah, so sexy.

Oh, good... that's it,
tongue, that's good.

I am known... I'm known
for my mouth, all right?

Oh, really?

I give good mouth-hole, so I think
we have that in common... do you?

Um...

I'm not worried about
aesthetics with Jonah.

I'm not worried about the look.

It's the personality and it's
the energy and it's the fire.

That's what I need
to get out of Jonah.

It's gonna be the hardest
part of the transformation.

Are you ready for the
full fantasy moment?

Okay, here we go, ready?

Oh, yes! Oh, yeah, yes, Carl!

Wet boobies!

It's so easy working with
Carl, I love that he's so into this.

He has fully got the
big crossy energy and

it is speaking to me in volumes.

- Carl is my partner.
- Ah!

Carl and I have been together
for... coming up two years,

and so I think there's gonna
be some competition there.

Yeah? Do you want to beat him?

-Absolutely -Fuck, yeah.

Hey, this is a
fucking competition.

We're totally gonna get in
there, and just, like, really

run it up the guts, and...

- Run it up the go... I bet...
- Run it up the guts.

I'm sure you know all about
running up peoples' guts.

Getting there,
it's getting there.

[wolf howling]

Looking around the room,
there's some, you know, rougher,

harder rugby
players to work with.

They're doing the fifth Hobbit
movie in the corner there.

Scarlet's got a big, old man.

Scarlet's aesthetic is, like, young,
thin, fashion model, and that's a man.

That's a bloody man.

I'm making a custom garment
here, from our drag child craft.

There's not gonna be a
single other bitch in this room

who's making a custom
costume for their person.

- Oh, my God, this is like...
- So...

I just wish I was like one
of the lazy girls that brought

a fully completed outfit,
ready to go, and isn't making

anything custom for our lovely
drag daughters, something special.

I don't remember that
being part of the brief.

I mean, if you all want
to wear sacks, go for it.

If you want to go into
the challenge thinking,

"I'm wearing a sack
tomorrow," then be my guest.

Oh, I wasn't talking to you, you're not
wearing the sack, your drag daughter is.

Whoo!

It's funny that Art said
that, because all she's doing

is tailoring in a
square of fabric.

Whereas I'm sitting next to her,
custom-boning a corset leotard,

and I'm like, "Okay, girl!"

Come on in!

[trilling]

Oh, my gosh, I feel
light as a feather!

There's never been this much
masculine energy around the table before.

How are you guys
all feeling today?

- Shittin' myself.
- Yeah!

I'm nervous this week about
what we're gonna be giving,

- and how it's gonna be received.
- Yeah, same.

I really need to make sure that,
like, I give you your chance to shine,

and I don't steal the
limelight from you.

- I'm nervous about overshadowing you.
- Yeah, 100%.

See? Oh, she is your daughter.

She is my granddaughter! 100%.

Should we "drive it
up the guts" on three?

- Yeah, all right.
- One, two, three!

Drive it up the guts!

- We've got a lot of work to do.
- Let's get into drag, ah!

Excellent.

Are we gonna shave it?

Yep.

- I mean, you could've got rid of your mono.
- Brow, love.

- So mean.
- You've only got one eyebrow.

- You're supposed to be my mom.
- That's all right.

I'm gonna block
your one eyebrow.

Okay, here we go!

Oh!

Oh, my God.

You look beautiful!

Dan, he's confident
because he has that beard.

A beard is quite a shield.

- Is that okay?
- Yeah.

So, I hope this
proves to him that he is

an incredible person,
with or without the beard.

Oh, holy shit.

Oh, my God.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just look so different.

- We look even more similar now.
- We do, don't we?

It's been such a cool
experience so far.

Good.

Yesterday, like about you
being a bit shy and quiet, like...

- Yeah.
- Why do you think that is?

I think it's a lot to do with,

- like, being a Pacific Islander, like...
- Yep.

In our culture, it's kind of ingrained
in us to just do your best to fit in.

Growing up, I never
really thought I was gay.

I thought it was like a phase.

All my life, I just always
wanted to fit in as, like,

a cis man, and all
that kind of stuff.

I present quite, for want of a
better word, masculine, out of drag.

Mm-hmm.

There was a time where you
did not tell people you did drag,

because it emasculated you,

which was very unattractive
to gays in the gay community.

I guess when I was, like, being a
dancer, and in that sort of world,

like, they didn't want to see
a feminine boy on the stage.

They wanted, like, the
masculine go-go dancer.

I feel like that, now, like,
even though I'm fully out...

- Yeah.
- In some situations, I kind of, you know,

put my foot back in the closet.

I've been in relationships
where they didn't like the drag,

so you stop doing it, you stop
doing the thing that you enjoy doing.

Like, sorry, there are a
hundred dicks in the world,

and none of them are big
enough to stop doing drag.

It's what I love about, like, the
Falcons Rugby Team is, like,

it's just cool to meet a bunch
of guys that are just so, like...

Themselves?

You can be masculine,
but also just, like, look pretty.

What's his name?
What's his drag name?

Uh, Aunt Pheta Mean.

I think I look stunning, I
don't know, but I feel it.

- I don't know about that one.
- Yeah, I don't know, either.

Kita's just been doing Kita.

She's been sailing along
the whole competition,

just doing her own
thing, and that's about it.

All eyes are on her
this week to top, uh...

I'll leave it at that.

So, um, yeah.

I haven't won any
challenges, so far.

I need to show RuPaul
that I'm not just some, like,

middle of the road queen, and
I'm like, really here to represent.

When you've been given, like,
reciprocal energy, it's amazing.

In Maori, like, we
call manaakitanga.

- What do we call it? Manaakitanga?
- Manaakitanga.

That's the kind of care that
lifts up somebody's spirit.

- Yeah.
- And by lifting up somebody else's spirit,

you're lifting up
your own spirit.

And that's what I felt like
yesterday, I felt so cared for.

And I saw you just being
a big, old ball of energy,

and I felt like... and I felt
like I wanted to be one.

- It just, like...
- Cool!

Carl already understands how
important this whole thing is to me.

I'm like, "Fuck yeah, I want
to get on that person's team."

Yes!

And he wants to do
everything he can in his power

to help us bring
that crown home.

That's giving me even more
confidence that I just have to, like,

keep now just building it up.

- I'm getting excited now.
- Yes, you should be.

The Karen signature.

- I mean, I had pink eye before.
- You don't... [laughs]

Your eyebrows,
they're drying good.

I will do another coat.

Turn around and have a look.

Art Simone hasn't even
started her girlfriend's face.

It's like her sister isn't even
in the competition, it's just her.

Art Simone can sit on her eye
makeup for what feels like hours.

I put the base on my sister,
Art Simone's doing her eyes.

I put the lips on my sister,
Art Simone's doing the eyes.

I'm ready to do
hair and costume,

Art Simone's still
painting her eyes.

Every time I look over, it's like
she's not making any progress at all.

Hey, Art, you know you've got to put
your rugby player in drag, don't you?

Oh, so we're still waiting
for her eyebrow to dry.

Oh, my God.

- Are we on track?
- Yeah, it's happening, I'm doing,

again, like I was saying, like, it's
learning a new face as I'm doing it,

so it's a little bit difficult, 'cause
I'm still learning your structure.

I think the way that I
paint my face is very

specific to me, so in terms of family
resemblance, I'm not too worried.

I did get the older gentleman,
though, so I feel like it will be

less like a "me being the mother
and they being the daughter" situation,

and the opposite way around.

They are definitely blowjob
lips, definitely blowjob lips.

"Hey, Gladys, give
us that glad eye."

Just finished my eyes.

I'm not sure what's up.

Art.

Is your girl painting
her own face?

No, I'm waiting for her fucking
eyebrows to dry, you dickhead.

You've been saying that
for, like, an hour, haven't you?

There's so much more to
putting someone into drag

than just the wigs, the
makeup, and the costuming.

It's releasing something
from your inner self.

With Fara, I was explaining
everything I was doing the whole time.

I think the consideration of nurturing
and motherhood was missed there.

I'm doing her face last so her
face doesn't get crusty and gross

by the time she hits the runway.

Your girls have to sit around
in makeup for two hours

as they degrade
and turn to shit, so...

What are you gonna do if
you run out of time, though?

I mean, I wouldn't be worried
because they already kind of look shit

- in the beginning, so...
- [laughs]

Art's face looks stunning.

Yeah, she is beautiful.

It's a shame her
personality stinks.

[music plays]

[Rupaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the
bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let
your whole body talk ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race Down Under.

My sister from another
mister, Michelle Visage.

And my brother from another
mother, Rhys Nicholson.

Rhys, who's your
favorite athlete of all time?

- Does Sporty Spice count?
- [laughs]

Yes.

This week we challenged our
queens to transform rugby players

into members of their
own drag families,

and tonight, they are
ready to let us have it.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

♪ Con-drag-ulations... ♪

This week's makeover challenge is
brought to you by Revolution Beauty.

Category is, "Drag
Family Resemblance."

Up first, Kita Mean
and Feta Mean.

We look so soft and glamorous,

taking our time to show
you how beautiful we feel.

And bang!

Full explosion of
camp ridiculousness.

It's Cirque du So-gay!

Feta is looking like she is
having the time of her life.

I want the judges to see
that drag is about having fun.

It's about owning who you are, and putting
that into every single step on the runway.

Rhys: Feta Mean definitely
has a lot more energy.

Up next, Elektra
Shock and Riri Action.

Take us to your leader.

On the runway, we are serving
intergalact ic, sparkly, dramatic.

It's a little bit dangerous,
she looks fantastic.

Fara is completely
stealing the show from me,

and I wouldn't have
it any other way.

Set phasers to stunning!

Up next, Maxi
Shield and Cilla Wet.

Michelle: Otherwise known as
"Romy and Michele: The Golden Years".

Walking down the runway, and
as I gaze across, Cilla is serving it.

Self-saucing pudding.

I hope the judges
are eating it up.

I'm so proud of her.

Michelle: Ru, remember
when we used to do that move?

RuPaul: I do.

- Oh!
- Roughhousing.

Up next, Art and Craft Simone.

So special to be walking
down the runway with Crafty.

We are coming from the
same dirty makeup brush,

and we're ready for
the best day of our lives.

Well, not mine, but maybe hers.

Ah!

Rhys: This look could
have been a real flip-flop.

Has anyone seen my shoes?

No, you stupid bitch, this way.

Up next, Scarlet Adams
and Sapphire Adams.

Scarlet and Sapphire are
serving burlesque house realness.

Watching Sapphire on the other
end of the runway, I'm so proud.

She is really serving it, and
she's having a great time.

I want the judges to see the fact that I
made a costume from scratch for Sapphire.

Michelle: Shake
your tail feather!

- Oh!
- Ooh!

Foxy morons.

Up next, Karen From Finance
and Debbie From Reception.

Michelle: I'm calling HR.

For the runway this week, Debbie
and I are serving you nepotism realness.

Debbie is giving camp fierceness,
just the way that I wanted.

She's got a big smile, she's looking
stupid, and she's loving every second.

We're both having
a really good time.

Michelle: Serving
pink slip realness.

Oh, no.

- Kia or a, queens.
- Kia or a!

- Aussie Aussie Aussie!
- Oi oi oi!

Now it's time for
the judges' critiques.

First up, Kita Mean,
and this is Feta Mean.

You just turned it out.

It was fun to watch, the
family resemblan ce is there.

The makeup,
Kita, is really good.

Feta Mean, this don't seem
like your first time at the rodeo.

What has Brad said
about your transformation?

I think he thought I
looked fucking hot.

- Carl's the sexiest by far, hands down.
- Aw.

Up next is Elektra Shock,
and this is Riri Action.

I think your sibling, or cousin,

has been neglected a
little bit in the makeup area.

I think this is a new thing for
you to do, so I'm being kind.

I'm gonna fight Michelle.

I think you've created
a really smart way

to make you both look
as similar as possible.

There's drama to these looks.

I don't know, kind of,
James-Cameron-does-Chicago,

and yep, yep, there we go.

See? I got the reference.
I'm gay, I do butt stuff.

We shared so much, as well,
out of drag, this sort of story

of playing straight in our early
20s, and sort of discovering

this femininity in ourselves,
and, like, letting that unleash.

Can you please explain to
Rhys what "playing straight" is?

Yeah, I don't think he'd get it.

Up next is Maxi Shield,
and this is Cilla Wet.

The fun-ness of the
act did not go unnoticed,

but there are details that were
missing, like some hair under that turban.

When you walked, some of the
black undergar ments were showing.

These are all little details at
this point in the competition

that I'm looking for, and the
minute I see it, it's like, "Oh."

Both of you kind of seemed
a little unsure of yourselves.

There wasn't really any kind
of story to what was going on.

Look how gorgeous your
legs look, they are beautiful.

Tell us about the
beard, is it a way to hide?

- By having it, I fit into the more sort of bear sub.
- Tribes of gay culture,

and then it just became
sort of part of my identity, so...

I'm surprised at
who's in the mirror.

Well, I'm glad the beard is off,
because we get to see your beautiful face.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

Up next, Art Simone,
and this is Craft Simone.

Love the name, Art
and Craft Simone.

Don't really see a drag
family resemblance.

But it's really,
really well done.

You are so smart, and you make
these really incredible references,

but I think sometimes it... that
almost gets in the way of the challenge.

I will say, Craft, my Lord!

I mean, so gorgeous.

Who in your family
do you look like?

She'll kill me for saying
this, but probably my sister.

Your sister. Who looks better?

Of course, I do, obviously.

You know, that's
because you are a woman.

Up next, we've
got Scarlet Adams,

and this is Sapphire Adams.

I thought it was cute. I
do think it's really simple.

My major complaint

is that I feel like Sapphire
wasn't really padded.

I tend to agree, I think

a little more attention was
paid to Scarlet than Sapphire.

I think there's just... your look
is just slightly more finished.

I think that some of the
hair could have softened,

but she looks
absolutely gorgeous.

Sapphire, who in your
family do you look like?

Uh, I think I look like my dad.

Carl, when you saw Brad,

- what was your first thought?
- Um...

Oh, fuck, I was
just so proud of him.

I know his journey,

and that just gives me so much
love for what he's doing, yeah.

Thank you very much.

Up next, Karen From Finance,
and this is Debbie From Reception.

What I enjoyed the most about
you kids was the presentation.

You had a storyline.

I do think the glasses are so
heavy, I can't see a lot of your face,

but I love what you did.

Wolf is really living in the Karen
From Finance shadow, and I...

I can't really see what
Wolf looks like in drag.

Everythin g is there.

It's just I'm... I felt like I'm
missing the transformation.

Thank you, Karen,
and thank you, Debbie.

Please hold my calls.

I'd like to thank our
rugby team, the Falcons,

for opening themselves up
to receive the miracle of drag.

Now, racers, while
you untuck backstage,

the judges and
I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

- Congratulatio ns, everybody!
- Congratulations!

- Cheers!
- Cheers, bitches!

I think I want to say on behalf of all
the queens, to thank you so much.

We could not have
picked a more fabulous

six people in the world
to have done this with.

Oh, God, amen to that.

I have to ask Craft, how does
it feel for RuPaul to tell you

that you are basically a woman?

Honestly, it's incredible.

I think for us rugby
players, we just...

You know, we get thrown
around, we get roughed up,

and then we go and play rugby.

Ah!

Oh, my God, she's growing up
fierce, my bloody baby, isn't she?

But to come here and experience what you
guys are doing, and that I think we've...

We have so much more respect
for you guys and what you guys do.

Who do you think is in the top,
and who do we think's in the bottom?

- Well, Kita's definitely top.
- Yep.

I think I'm in the top with Kita, and I
think the other four are in the bottom.

Kita's done a great
carbon copy of herself.

Karen has created two
cartoon caricatures of herself.

It was drag family, "Drag
Family Resemblance."

It wasn't "Create A Carbon
Copy Clone Of Yourself."

Well, that's what I thought,
at least. Apparently it was.

It depends what they're taking as the
most important thing for this challenge.

Because if it is having a clone of
yourself, I'm in the fucking bottom.

- If it's makeup skills, I'm in the bottom.
- Yeah, so, it's... it's really, I think,

we're not gonna know
'til we're out there.

I think at this point
in the competition,

they're getting down to
the fine, fine, fine details.

It's really hard to tell who's
gonna be in the bottom this week.

I got read for my makeup, Maxi
was read for not having finishes

and having bras showing.

Scarlet got read for her
costume being way too simple,

and Art Simone was
told that this wasn't

really a family resemblance.

There are four of us who could
very easily be in the bottom.

All right, now just between us
kangaroos, what do you reckon?

Starting with Kita
Mean, Michelle Visage.

They just captivate d all of us.

This is the best Kita Mean
has ever looked tonight.

And the paint she did on
Feta Mean was gorgeous!

RuPaul: I agree with you,
Michelle, the makeup was fabulous.

Really well done.

Of all the girls, I bet Feta Mean
was living her greatest fantasy.

- Michelle: Yep.
- Rhys, what'd you think of Kita Mean?

I think she's one of the greatest
stories of this competition so far.

We're seeing growth in her.

She's my favorite to be
watching week after week.

Okay, Elektra
Shock, and Riri Action.

They were definite
drag family resemblance,

but I did see the
roughness in the makeup.

I can't sit here and say, "Oh,
my God, you did a great job."

You know, refined makeup is
not one of her greatest abilities.

I think she shows great creativity in
these moments, when she's cornered.

Yes! I agree.

It was a smart move
to go alien for her,

but Elektra throughout this competition,
she's been getting by with the,

"Oh, she's learning, she's
getting better" sort of storyline,

and when is she gonna land on "I am
the queen of the contest," you know?

Not tonight.

All right, up next, Maxi
Shield and Cilla Wet.

There was no illusion, it was
just kind of like walking material.

But such a perfect
color for Cilla Wet.

You could see how much
she was living her fantasy,

and that part I really loved.

This is kind of the most
disappointed I've been in a look.

The performance seemed
a little kind of confused.

I did enjoy the presentation,
but I would love to have seen.

Maxi Shield pair her
partner with those jugs.

That is her trademark, and
that's what I wanted to see her in.

All right, up next, Art
Simone and Craft Simone.

We knew instantly that
she was doing Priscilla.

The downside of that is,
she was doing Priscilla.

Zero family resemblance.

If my dad was watching
the show, he'd be like,

"They look nothing alike!"

- Thank you, Dad.
- But boy, oh boy, did they look fantastic.

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

Wonderful effort.
Unfortunately missed the mark,

because that's not
what the challenge was,

you know, no family resemblance.

Scarlet Adams and
Sapphire Adams.

Scarlet and Sapphire,

there were many elements
about the outfit that I liked,

but they have to balance
out the rugby player.

She just put the rugby
player into tights and a corset,

and threw her out there.

Scarlet, as she always
does, looked stunning,

and then you would kind
of look over at Sapphire,

she looked a little, almost disheveled,
like she'd done the first show

and now Scarlet was just
about to do the second.

You could tell that Scarlet
knows how to do her.

- Mm-hmm.
- She just didn't know how to do Sapphire.

All right, up next, Karen From
Finance and Debbie From Reception.

They had a cute
relationship, funny storyline,

but your first time
in drag, you know,

should be that moment

where everybody feels
♪ da-dun-un da-dun ♪

- Mm-hmm.
- And, um, Debbie didn't get that.

Basically saw a carbon
copy of Karen From Finance.

You know, I would loved to have
seen Debbie's character more defined.

Karen starts from a place of a
very clear concept of what she does,

in everything that she does,

and I really enjoyed seeing her
this week with more confidence.

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Art Simone, tonight you did
the House of Priscilla proud.

You're safe.

Karen From Finance,

as you are aware, we
are currently downsizing.

But you remain a valuable
asset to the company.

You are safe.

- Yes!
- Yes!

Nice work, Deborah.

Kita Mean, you
created Feta Mean,

and now we are totally addicted.

Con-drag-ulations, you are the
winner of this week's challenge.

Oh, yes!

You've won a $2.500 prize
package from House of Priscilla.

And Feta Mean, you've
won a $1.500 gift card

- from Daily Jocks.
- Whoa!

Kita Mean, you may
join the other girls.

Thank you so much.

Maxi, this week you
let your shield down.

I'm sorry, my dear, but
you are up for elimination.

Okay.

Yeah, I feel like I've
let her down a bit.

- No.
- It was nothing to do with you.

Still feels stink,
though, right?

Elektra Shock,

the judges had a mixed
Riri-Action to your makeover.

Scarlet Adams, you
delivered two sassy showgirls,

but your Sapphire could
have been more polished.

[exhales sharply]

Scarlet Adams.

I'm sorry, my dear, but
you are up for elimination.

Elektra Shock.

You are safe.

- Thank you.
- You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

I was like, if I'm gonna lip sync,
I'm gonna give them a fucking show.

I'm ready to fight.

You cannot go up against
someone like Scarlet and not fight.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me and save yourself

from elimination.

The time has come... [thunder]

For you to lip sync...

[echoing] ...for your life.

- Yeah, girls! Come on! Whoo!
- Come on!

Drive it up the guts!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Better the devil you know ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Say you won't
leave me no more ♪

♪ I'll take you back again ♪

Yes, Scarlet!

♪ No more excuses, no, no ♪

♪ 'Cause I heard
them all before ♪

♪ A hundred times or more ♪

♪ I'll forgive and forget ♪

♪ If you say you'll never go ♪

♪ 'Cause it's true
what they say ♪

- Come on, Maxi!
- ♪ It's better the devil you know ♪

♪ I'll forgive and forget ♪

♪ If you say you'll never go ♪

♪ Yes, it's true what they say ♪

♪ It's better the
devil you know ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

The gloves are off
the gloves are off!

♪ No more excuses, no, no ♪

♪ 'Cause I heard
them all before ♪

♪ A hundred times or more ♪

♪ I'll forgive and forget ♪

♪ If you say you'll never go ♪

♪ Yes, it's true what they say ♪

♪ It's better the
devil you know ♪

♪ I'll forgive and forget ♪

♪ If you say you'll never go ♪

Oh, my gosh.

What a show, what
a fucking show.

- Oh, my gosh.
- So good.

- It was such a good job.
- I'm so proud of them.

Ladies.

I've made my decision.

Scarlet Adams.

Shantay you stay.

- Yes.
- Atta girl.

[whispering] Thank
you. Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls.

- You're fucking fabulous.
- I did my best, yeah.

See you at the bar.

Maxi Shield.

Our love for you is
bigger than your boobs.

Now, sashay away.

It's been fucking amazing,
thank you so much.

Thank you.

Maxi!

I'm thick, I'm juicy, I'm
fucking 46 years old!

You know, I did my best.

Of course I wanted to take out the
crown, but I'm very proud of myself.

To share this experience with these
girls has been absolutely incredible.

I'm not gonna cry, but when
I think about that, I might cry.

Size, age does
not matter at all.

As long as you've got
drive and believe in yourself,

you can fucking do anything.

The world is your
oyster after this.

I'm really pretty on
radio, so... [laughs]

Con-drag-ulations, queens,

and remember, if
you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" in here?

Amen!

All right, now let
the music play.

♪♪♪

For this week's maxi-challenge,
we are throwing our first ever.

Down Under talent extravaganza!

Yeah!

I brought company.

Raven!

- Ah!
- She looks fucking fierce!

- This is a hard one.
- The outfits were not great.

I didn't know what that was.

Who do you think should
go home tonight, and why?