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" Oh! My Emperor "

Episode 11

You're the constellation owner of Ophiuchus!

Please accept my respect!

This is sinful, old man!

This is sinful! Get up.

Constellation owner, please don't! I can't possibly accept this.

- Let me go! - You can't get down on your knees!

I'm going home! Don't tug at me.

In the future, don't come and find me if there's nothing!

Don't come and find me if there's anything too!

I'm so irritated.

I should get back quickly and apply 'Xiao Mi Hu' in order to destress.

Could she be...

His Highness's new favourite?

What is this?

Facial mask.

'Xiao Mi Hu' is simple and...

contains natural water that seeps through your skin.

Do you understand 'moisturising'?

'Xiao Mi Hu' is a black facial mask with hyaluronic acid that moisturises.

Its three-dimensional design can fit a face more perfectly.

Plus, its level of hyaluronic acid...

makes it easier to trap the skin's moisture.

I'm so impressed by myself.

It's really such a waste that I'm not in the sales business.

You can see me?

Who's that?

Feifei?

It's already so late at night.

Is there anything that I can help you with?

Nothing.

Oh, Your Highness.

Someone was taking a peek at you when you were bathing just now.

Oh.

What do you mean by 'oh'? Why are you still not after that person?

What if it was an assassin?

I've found that person.

You've found the person?

Your Highness.

Did you really suspect that it was me?

It really wasn't me. I was just passing by.

It's true!

Your Highness, please listen to my explanation!

Anything else?

How is it?

Nice tea.

It's fresh and aromatic.

And it has a sweet aftertaste.

Moran.

Could it be that, you were agitated by the aroma of this tea?

Su Xunxian.

Did you really think that I wouldn't recognise this tea?

This tea that you're serving me...

is the same as the one that you served Feifei, right?

Your Highness.

Feifei, look.

What are you doing?

Brother.

Why didn't you have any reaction at all?

It's so boring.

If you're bored, you can copy the book on the art of war the for 10 times.

No way.

I'm here on official business, okay?

Let me tell you.

All women hoped that guys would embrace them from the back.

Then only their hearts will flutter.

Then, they'll feel that you're reliable.

They'll also feel extra safe around you.

Brother, stop reading!

You won't get the lady to like you if you continue to be like this!

Stop messing around! Give it back to me!

What if I demonstrate it to you?

Watch me.

How? Do you feel anything?

Yes.

Disgusting.

That's because I'm not a woman!

Anyway, just do as I said. There'll be absolutely no problem.

Then? Are you done?

Brother, can't you be a little more worried?

- Why should I be worried? - Brother, you're the same as this.

Log! What book are you still reading?

You're still reading this kind of book? My goodness!

Read this instead!

That's all. I'll be leaving.

" The Book of Courting. "

" Method 2: Sweet talk. "

Lady Luo.

Eunuch Hai.

Why did His Majesty ordered me into the palace?

His Majesty is hard to predict.

I don't dare to question His Majesty's intention.

Lady Luo, this way please.

I'm doomed.

Is it because of me calling him 'rascal' that time?

Looks like he's not only facioplegia, but he's also petty.

Kneel, you impudent woman!

Treacherous and offensive. You've provoked me.

I'll punish you well.

Your Majesty.

I was wrong, Your Majesty.

Your Majesty, I was wrong. I won't do it again.

I was wrong. I won't do it again.

Your Majesty.

Mum!

I was wrong.

Your Majesty, I was wrong!

Please don't hit my face, Your Majesty! Don't!

- Don't! Don't hit my face! - Lady Luo?

Lady Luo!

Are you alright?

I'm alright.

Then, this way please.

That's not it.

If that rascal wanted to murder me, he could've just ordered it.

Could it be...

I want to live in your heart.

Your attraction is greater than gravity.

How could I possibly punish you?

Let's time travel to see the milky way.

Only you and me.

I've overcome your cold arrogance.

You must bear with my unreasonable cheekiness.

When you smile...

Annoying.

This way please.

Lady Luo, we're here.

Labour quarters.

His Majesty has ordered me to bring you here.

Pharmacist Bilian, please take care of Lady Luo.

I'll need to go and report back to His Majesty.

Pharmacist Bilian.

Where will I be staying?

You can just sleep there.

This bed is a little too plain.

It's quite okay.

It just doesn't really look stable.

It's good enough to have a place to sleep. Quit being so picky.

Most importantly, at night...

I'll sleep talk, burp, grind my teeth, and fart.

I'm scared that I might disturb and cause all of you to not sleep well.

Is that so?

There's a hut beside the toilet. How about you sleep there?

I was just kidding with you!

- Can't believe you took it seriously. - Stop talking nonsense!

Rearrange your things quickly and come out to work immediately.

She's so fierce.

This is really pathetic.

It's just a plain bed, no big deal. I'll put up with it.

Your Majesty.

Luo Feifei has been brought to...

labour quarters of the imperial medical department.

You can just handle this kind of small matter on your own.

This is a small matter?

What are you trying to say?

What I meant was...

everything regarding Your Majesty...

is a huge matter.

Especially when it comes to relationships.

Do you think my head is filled with romance and love, like you?

Of course we're not the same!

If it's really the same,

Your Majesty would already be in a relationship with Lady Luo.

Nonsense.

That Luo Feifei often does not know her place.

She's not subtle and reserved like a noble lady at all.

How can I be in a relationship with a woman like this?

My Da Li...

You're not married yet.

I don't care!

It's just a matter of sooner or later.

Can you not interrupt me?

Where was I?

Your Da Li.

Oh, right.

My Da Li...

was always rejecting and bullying me!

She totally has the mannerism of a female warrior.

But, I still like it a lot.

Sometimes...

I think it's really strange too.

No matter how different she is,

but to meet...

to be sure of...

to fall in love...

then, it'll all be unforgettable!

Once you're committed,

you just want to give her the best of everything.

Even if I go broke,

I'm still willing to.

Once you've met her,

you'll be sure of it.

Once you've fallen in love,

it'd be unforgettable.

" Luo Feifei. "

Get over here!

Come here.

Pharmacist Bilian.

Bring all the pails here.

Brush all these clean.

She's clearly taking advantage of me!

Cleaning pails. It's just easy.

Here, let me.

It's no big deal, right?

I'm especially familiar with cleaning pails.

Carry on with what you all were supposed to do.

The others here...

are treated differently.

When it comes to me, I'm being treated like this!

Luo Feifei.

You must hang in there.

You're the greatest.

I want to go home already.

Brush it again.

Let me tell you.

If you don't clean all these pails properly today,

don't even think of sleeping tonight.

Your Majesty, please go and rest for a while.

You go and rest first.

Your Majesty, that's not what I meant.

- I'm not tired. - Just go.

You can leave now.

Your Majesty.

I've been serving you for so many years.

Whenever you're troubled,

you'd always practise calligraphy and concentrate.

All these years...

a lot of royal and noble ladies...

have been trying to get close to you.

But, you've never even look at them.

Now...

you're finally...

fond of Lady Luo.

But, you're keeping your distance on purpose.

I don't know...

what Your Majesty is actually concerning about.

Although, I won't be of much help...

but, I'm willing to share Your Majesty's worries.

Even I can't solve the problem myself.

How could you possibly be able to?

That's not what I meant.

It's just that, when it comes to romantic relationships,

Your Majesty doesn't know much about it.

Although I'm...

a lost cause...

but, regarding relationship problems...

I know a thing or two.

If Your Majesty is willing to share your problems with me...

- I'm not willing to. - Alright then.

What are you doing?

You're doing it on purpose?

What's the matter?

- Do you have anything to say? - Yes, I have.

Sweep all these away.

After sweeping, empty the water in the pails.

I'm not going to.

I want to empty the pails first.

I don't even know how Feifei is doing.

She doesn't even know how to walk properly.

What else are we expecting her to be able to do?

Let's go and eat.

Fine.

You're bullying me just because I'm outnumbered.

You all just wait and see.

You want me to empty the pails?

I'll empty them for you.

Just watch me.

I'm emptying it for you!

Luo Feifei!