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What's this
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Will be here
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The pornstars they're professionals
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Why have you
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Jameson
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The most popular pornstar in history
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And what makes her so special
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Brains Talent she's a genius marketing yourself
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Minecraft games coming out this month
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My new perfume comes out this month I wanted you to
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Sing Carmen Miranda
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Calculus
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My eyes don't you think that's kind of
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Thanks I know it's going to be Charo
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Mickey Mouse
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Accomplished accomplished pornstars the performers
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I love sex
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They love attention
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I love money
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I've directed most of you before
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A directed all of you before
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So we're on the same page as far as
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How our business works
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But our new producer
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Michael has an igloo
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Glad to meet all of you and I'm hoping to know each one of you over the next
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Couple of days
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Better to find out what
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What kind of
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Entertainers that you really are and
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Hopefully we will find one girl
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But we need
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Will be producing the first
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Mainstream motion picture with hardcore explicit sex using
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Adult performers
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The film will be about a set of twins
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One is a sex performer in the United States the other is a striptease
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Dancer
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And England
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So you'll have to be able to
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Have sex
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To act
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+ 2
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Speak
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With a British accent
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Dammit
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Cashew have a Texas accent
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Send
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Yeah we do text
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That's real good
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One of our producers is from England
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Will do the dance and the sex auditions first
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Then you'll all be handed a series of sides and you'll learn the sides and perform them with the best
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British accent that you can we don't expect perfection
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But you have plenty of time to Bono
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Oh sorry
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No pun intended
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Phony PPL
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Horoscope Libra
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An ambitious attitude open
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One cup of hot chicken stock the head-to-head
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When colleagues stop becoming competitive rollercoaster
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Royal coaster
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To be or not to be
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That is the question
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Headache
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Some schools in Hollywood I need needed dialect coach
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Your mama
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Driving
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Fingers deep inside her poop
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Excuse me
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Trying to learn The King's English it's masturbatory
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Even talk to any of the other girls have you
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Masturbatory
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Redone
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After that
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She sees her neighbors in the backyard Nick Manny
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Darling
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Savannah
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Like can you open your mouth and say ahh
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Zana I get it pretty teach me English accent I'm not a very good dancer
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Can I read he's got to be pretty good around here
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Maybe for you
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Define diminutive
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Haha
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Yeah
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Yesterday
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I love you riding my cock
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Yeah
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Yeah
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Hahaha
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Absolutely amazing
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Ichat
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I'm sorry to disturb you
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But this is Kelly
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She's the one who's going to help you
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Bonnie Tyler
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I'm so glad you're here
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We have to get started right away because
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Important
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Sand in Havana
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Strain with apple bananas
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Okay
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What happened to the rain in Spain
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Confused
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Wait we can work with this Wednesday
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You stole them
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Make love to my costume you stole them
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Because you're pissed that I used your boyfriend in my sexy
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Santana Bella
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Restrain with purple bananas
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The rain in Spain is mainly in the train
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I don't care who my boyfriend f**** professionally it's his job and besides
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Ellen Whispers
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Virginia got to watch cubiform when she gets in watch and we don't
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She said they loved Kira that would be hard to beat her I haven't seen me yet or
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Are you you asked me why I don't talk
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Talk
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You asked me why I don't
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Talk to you
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Because I'm what you people call Ilona
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Call Ilona
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One of you guys take my parasol take your parasol
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Up I'm up next
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Rims
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Mine
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Was the size of postage stamp postage
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Damn damn
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Tiny window
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Ceiling
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My gloves are missing to hold on
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I wouldn't take anything from you guys I love you
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Umbrella
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Who's the winner
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Savannah Savannah
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Savannah
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You ready
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Ikea
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Yeah
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Hopping
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Oh yeah
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Yeah
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Yeah
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Cat baby
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Kevin
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Frankly Scarlett I don't give a
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Better
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What the f*** Jenna
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Ask me why I don't talk to you talk to you
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Because I'm what you people cold ylona while you and your friends live
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Little little suburban houses I lived in this really from
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Apartment apartment
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There you are I've been looking for you
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Shouldn't take anything doesn't belong to her she's got
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Describe my audition
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But I know for fact you into
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Okay I know she's competitive and everything but she always plays by the rules
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Oh yeah
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And what does she have a coach teaching her English dialect
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I saw them my own two eyes so you can have a square out of it
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Okay for us to give her an edge. Tell anybody else about this
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Oops
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Teach me to
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You can
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If you wanted to
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I'm really not supposed to fraternize with any of the girls
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Something much more exciting than that
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Yeah I want to come
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Hahaha
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Huh
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Epoccam
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But I thought her in my room
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Okay
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What
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Mike are you think I saw your glove so you stole my caller
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I don't think they stole my glove and I didn't steal your collar seems to me everyone had something stolen except Jenna
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Shanna that's crazy why would she do that
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To take a little bit away from each of our performances to make herself look that much better you shiting me
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Better not to steal my color back
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Woman under glass
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Woman on the garage
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You have a knife
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Doesn't exist in The King's English
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Woman under glass
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Try it one more time
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Woman under glass
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Woman on glass
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So unfair
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You're not helping any of us
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I got to tell Samantha Who Alan no
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Like she might just give her a little slap on the wrist tonight be
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Besa Mi Cola
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Take her out of my ass service
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Yeah yeah Michael
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Excuse me
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Excuse me Michael hi Michael
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Give me my closet of the you might want to know that
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The Gardener's giving Connie English lessons
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I want to know niane like me I want to gain ground
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I'm not losing hair
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There's more than one way to skin a cat
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Umbreon
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I have
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More
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Dirty girl
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Dirty Dancing
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Western Carolina
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F*** you
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Hahaha
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Oh my God
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It almost never f*** you like this
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F****** good
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Yeah
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Gilbert
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Yeah yeah
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Hindi movies
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Oh there you are
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Jenna was already two performers sexy human or
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Well I was speaking my brain Rihanna
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I thought you found pornstars disgusting
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What are you doing the film starts
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Far away
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They're actually very good people
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Do
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Are you guys nervous
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Cold reading there's no way they're going to let us see ahead of time
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Shut your big f******
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Biatch
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I had a good thing going on with
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B****
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What do you say
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