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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:28,929 The lord god said "let there be light" 2 00:01:28,953 --> 00:01:30,614 and there was light 3 00:01:33,370 --> 00:01:35,611 the lord god said "let there be man and woman" 4 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,527 and there was man and woman 5 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:40,577 and that night man asked woman 6 00:01:40,745 --> 00:01:43,452 "hey, are you free tomorrow night?" 7 00:01:43,745 --> 00:01:46,862 And woman said 8 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,824 "okay, let me check 9 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:53,828 but I'm not interested in anything long term 10 00:01:53,870 --> 00:01:55,906 I want to see other people 11 00:01:55,953 --> 00:01:58,319 before I settle down with one" 12 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:08,405 Cut! 13 00:02:08,578 --> 00:02:09,863 And man said 14 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:12,449 "there are no other people" 15 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:19,277 And woman said 16 00:02:19,370 --> 00:02:21,531 "okay, how about this: We get married 17 00:02:22,037 --> 00:02:23,652 you vow your eternal love for me 18 00:02:25,453 --> 00:02:27,413 who are totally dependent on us for eighteen years 19 00:02:28,412 --> 00:02:30,778 and spend time with us at home every Saturday 20 00:02:33,412 --> 00:02:35,243 also, you'll never get to 21 00:02:35,287 --> 00:02:37,403 see another woman 22 00:02:37,662 --> 00:02:38,777 naked again” 23 00:02:39,995 --> 00:02:41,906 and man said 24 00:02:46,703 --> 00:02:47,783 and the lord said 25 00:02:47,870 --> 00:02:49,906 "why don't you two explore the world 26 00:02:49,953 --> 00:02:51,818 before telling me... 27 00:02:51,870 --> 00:02:53,110 Whether men and women 28 00:02:53,203 --> 00:02:55,865 can be together after all" 29 00:02:56,703 --> 00:02:58,614 and then thousands... 30 00:02:58,662 --> 00:02:59,321 And thousands 31 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:00,951 and thousands of years passed 32 00:03:00,995 --> 00:03:02,860 men and women... 33 00:03:02,995 --> 00:03:05,407 Show time! 34 00:03:19,787 --> 00:03:21,368 Romance, new romance 35 00:03:21,412 --> 00:03:22,822 set a date, don't be late 36 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:24,527 potbelly, slim it up 37 00:03:24,578 --> 00:03:26,660 showing off perfect pecs 38 00:03:27,662 --> 00:03:29,243 "producers: Virginia lok Eric tsang" 39 00:03:29,412 --> 00:03:30,993 trim the beard 40 00:03:31,037 --> 00:03:32,573 primp the hair, dance around 41 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:34,110 let me be, let me go 42 00:03:34,203 --> 00:03:35,818 wear a condom, we're good to go 43 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:40,192 "cast: Eric tsang Teresa mo Ivana wong wong Cho lam" 44 00:03:40,245 --> 00:03:41,781 scent from my fragrance 45 00:03:41,828 --> 00:03:43,364 express my machismo 46 00:03:43,453 --> 00:03:44,943 zip your fly 47 00:03:44,995 --> 00:03:46,451 you'll be fine 48 00:03:46,537 --> 00:03:49,950 I have to work harder finding a partner 49 00:03:49,995 --> 00:03:52,953 it'll be a perfect first date 50 00:03:53,495 --> 00:03:56,658 "original screenplay by Joe dipietro & Jimmy Roberts" 51 00:04:02,912 --> 00:04:04,573 Toner, shower gel 52 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:06,030 antioxidant, anti-aging 53 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:07,781 reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage 54 00:04:07,828 --> 00:04:09,489 burning fat, watch your weight 55 00:04:10,078 --> 00:04:12,785 "art director: Chet chan constume designer: Cecilia chik" 56 00:04:14,203 --> 00:04:15,739 see my face, smooth and fair 57 00:04:15,828 --> 00:04:17,238 extending hair, manicure 58 00:04:17,287 --> 00:04:18,902 make a laugh, sounds so great 59 00:04:18,953 --> 00:04:20,739 speak english like Janice mann 60 00:04:21,578 --> 00:04:24,285 "screenplay adaptation: Joey leung wong Cho lam wang jue" 61 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:25,701 waking up, do the hair 62 00:04:25,745 --> 00:04:27,360 whitening and get prepared 63 00:04:27,412 --> 00:04:28,743 work out often 64 00:04:28,787 --> 00:04:30,493 stop eating macarons 65 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:33,700 I have to work harder dressing up 66 00:04:33,745 --> 00:04:37,237 for my Mr. right 67 00:04:37,412 --> 00:04:40,370 I try to be a perfect partner 68 00:04:40,578 --> 00:04:43,490 even if I have to be your slave 69 00:04:43,745 --> 00:04:46,657 fake my virtue 70 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,067 I'm acting flawlessly in this chick flick 71 00:04:50,162 --> 00:04:53,199 looking forward to meeting my love 72 00:04:53,287 --> 00:04:56,575 bachelor, where are you? 73 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:59,657 I'm still waiting 74 00:04:59,703 --> 00:05:03,491 for him to come into my dream 75 00:05:04,995 --> 00:05:09,739 I have my stress 76 00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:13,029 though I'm not perfect 77 00:05:13,078 --> 00:05:16,366 I don't expect much from a relationship 78 00:05:16,412 --> 00:05:18,869 that's why I end up with nothing 79 00:05:18,912 --> 00:05:20,118 everybody 80 00:05:20,162 --> 00:05:22,824 I have my stress 81 00:05:22,912 --> 00:05:26,075 though I'm not perfect 82 00:05:26,245 --> 00:05:27,485 shame, shame, shame 83 00:05:27,537 --> 00:05:28,537 I cry and cry 84 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,115 I'm used to it, how time flies 85 00:05:31,578 --> 00:05:33,534 time? Huh? 86 00:05:34,953 --> 00:05:36,804 "Music director: Laudon, Jonathan Edward choreographers: Gerald wong Cho yiu pang Lee may" 87 00:05:36,828 --> 00:05:38,471 "director of photography: Kenny tse administrative producer: Cherrie lau" 88 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:39,985 my heart is pounding 89 00:05:40,037 --> 00:05:41,447 when I think about my love 90 00:05:41,662 --> 00:05:43,198 I'll be happy if we hooked up 91 00:05:43,245 --> 00:05:44,781 I'll be grumpy if we broke up 92 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:47,987 how can I tell? I barely know you 93 00:05:48,037 --> 00:05:51,325 perhaps you are a jerk 94 00:05:51,495 --> 00:05:53,235 toner, shower gel 95 00:05:53,287 --> 00:05:54,823 antioxidant, anti-aging 96 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:56,451 reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage 97 00:05:56,495 --> 00:05:57,905 burning fat, watch your weight 98 00:05:58,078 --> 00:05:59,679 - I try to be a perfect partner - See my face, smooth and fair 99 00:05:59,703 --> 00:06:01,068 extending hair, manicure 100 00:06:01,245 --> 00:06:02,846 - even if I have to be your slave - Make a laugh, sounds so great 101 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:04,360 speak english like Janice mann 102 00:06:04,495 --> 00:06:06,076 - fake my virtue - Toner, shower gel 103 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,530 antioxidant, anti-aging 104 00:06:07,662 --> 00:06:09,138 - I'm acting flawlessly in this chick flick - Reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage 105 00:06:09,162 --> 00:06:10,777 burning fat, watch your weight 106 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:14,033 don't worry 107 00:06:14,078 --> 00:06:17,070 if Venus will stay 108 00:06:17,203 --> 00:06:20,070 I only worry 109 00:06:20,412 --> 00:06:23,609 if I have to wait again for love 110 00:06:28,870 --> 00:06:30,451 When will you show up? 111 00:06:30,495 --> 00:06:32,406 Being single sucks 112 00:06:35,287 --> 00:06:36,868 I don't want a bad ending 113 00:06:36,953 --> 00:06:38,753 I'm in my thirties and wrinkles start showing 114 00:06:40,412 --> 00:06:42,869 "director: Wong Cho lam" 115 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:47,283 "a chapter on courtship" 116 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,360 enjoy your meal 117 00:07:17,162 --> 00:07:18,493 Let's do dinner 118 00:07:18,578 --> 00:07:20,364 and a flick 119 00:07:21,995 --> 00:07:23,326 sure 120 00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:26,112 you certainly move quick 121 00:07:28,162 --> 00:07:29,277 sure 122 00:07:29,328 --> 00:07:34,823 it's my pleasure to watch it with you 123 00:07:35,245 --> 00:07:39,818 how wonderful 124 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:45,113 what movie should we do? 125 00:07:46,578 --> 00:07:53,780 Well, that's fully up to you 126 00:07:56,828 --> 00:07:58,364 this one, please 127 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,736 let me get this 128 00:08:02,953 --> 00:08:10,953 and that, my friends, was my one big mistake 129 00:08:12,203 --> 00:08:14,068 I'm too sick 130 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:17,693 oppa, don't wait for me 131 00:08:18,037 --> 00:08:22,656 why did this happen when we're about to get married? 132 00:08:31,495 --> 00:08:33,486 I love kung fu action 133 00:08:33,745 --> 00:08:35,781 mindless, violent action 134 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:38,995 Danny young and it man are awesome 135 00:08:39,370 --> 00:08:41,406 I watch "love section" sometimes 136 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,406 Tommy leung makes people high 137 00:08:43,787 --> 00:08:46,779 they say his ass is big, I buy 138 00:08:47,037 --> 00:08:49,278 what the hell am I watching? 139 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:51,319 This movie here is cloying 140 00:08:51,620 --> 00:08:54,737 all the scenes are dragging 141 00:08:54,787 --> 00:08:57,119 I bet she gets all weepy 142 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,323 as I get really sleepy 143 00:08:59,370 --> 00:09:03,568 no chick will ever pick the flick again 144 00:09:06,995 --> 00:09:11,113 oppa, it's not worth it 145 00:09:13,245 --> 00:09:19,525 I'll marry you no matter what 146 00:09:24,953 --> 00:09:28,741 He and she 147 00:09:29,245 --> 00:09:32,032 can't they be together? 148 00:09:32,078 --> 00:09:33,864 They haven't gotten married 149 00:09:33,912 --> 00:09:37,860 but he can't hold back... 150 00:09:40,537 --> 00:09:43,495 His love 151 00:09:43,745 --> 00:09:47,567 he can't let go 152 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:51,112 the love from his wife 153 00:09:51,912 --> 00:09:53,777 taking care of her 154 00:09:53,828 --> 00:09:56,535 in sickness and in health 155 00:09:56,578 --> 00:10:00,571 that's love 156 00:10:01,703 --> 00:10:03,864 I yearn to see a psycho 157 00:10:03,912 --> 00:10:05,868 a psycho with pain saw 158 00:10:06,162 --> 00:10:08,904 be nice to see him slice up everyone 159 00:10:09,453 --> 00:10:11,409 mince the meat into buns 160 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,861 sacrifice them to the cult 161 00:10:13,912 --> 00:10:16,870 sex and violence are all I'm after 162 00:10:16,912 --> 00:10:21,030 he's dutiful 163 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,987 how wonderful 164 00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:32,037 to hold on to his wife in misfortune 165 00:10:34,745 --> 00:10:38,943 it's nothing new 166 00:10:39,453 --> 00:10:42,411 the wife isn't even that hot 167 00:10:42,453 --> 00:10:44,990 farewell, my love 168 00:10:45,037 --> 00:10:49,451 a kiss before we part forever 169 00:10:56,495 --> 00:10:59,487 We're running out of luck in this life 170 00:10:59,495 --> 00:11:01,360 see you next lifetime 171 00:11:07,995 --> 00:11:10,236 Bak so yeon! 172 00:11:14,912 --> 00:11:17,073 Why do I feel horrible? 173 00:11:17,078 --> 00:11:18,659 Did I just feel... 174 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,072 A tear now? 175 00:11:21,078 --> 00:11:24,445 I bet it's just some sweat caught in my eye 176 00:11:24,453 --> 00:11:26,569 what's happening? 177 00:11:26,578 --> 00:11:28,239 My nose feels rather... 178 00:11:29,037 --> 00:11:30,037 Runny 179 00:11:30,078 --> 00:11:31,078 good god! 180 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:33,076 My eyes are getting red 181 00:11:33,537 --> 00:11:35,653 this should be a lovely wedding 182 00:11:35,787 --> 00:11:38,028 but it turns out to be a funeral 183 00:11:38,078 --> 00:11:40,694 my manhood is capsizing 184 00:11:40,745 --> 00:11:43,487 - love has not changed - What's happening to me? 185 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,778 I might cry any moment 186 00:11:45,828 --> 00:11:48,570 it'd be such a disaster 187 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:51,327 - on this day - I've got to get a grip now 188 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:53,531 think about a zombie movie 189 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,620 special features 190 00:11:54,662 --> 00:11:56,448 must fight the feeling 191 00:11:56,953 --> 00:11:58,909 it's too late 192 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:01,327 this movie is tear-jerking 193 00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:05,534 I can't hold it anymore 194 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:08,160 - should've sneaked out long before - Don't run away 195 00:12:08,203 --> 00:12:10,194 - no whimpering like a puppy - Don't cry 196 00:12:10,328 --> 00:12:13,035 I've got to macho up 197 00:12:13,662 --> 00:12:15,368 women like Alpha males 198 00:12:15,495 --> 00:12:17,952 - still being brave - I didn't plan on shedding tears 199 00:12:17,995 --> 00:12:23,115 I can't allow myself to cry... 200 00:12:23,162 --> 00:12:24,162 Oh god! 201 00:12:29,287 --> 00:12:30,287 Are you okay? 202 00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:34,409 Just an allergy 203 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,985 you know what? 204 00:12:39,287 --> 00:12:42,575 I love men who aren't afraid to cry at the movies 205 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,984 why didn't the actress come back? 206 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,197 If she came back 207 00:12:51,245 --> 00:12:55,488 the puppy wouldn't have died 208 00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:27,322 Yes! Yes! Yes! 209 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,280 Are you okay? 210 00:13:33,328 --> 00:13:34,488 I'm fine 211 00:13:35,203 --> 00:13:36,693 I shouldn't have played so well 212 00:13:36,912 --> 00:13:37,776 come on, it's okay 213 00:13:37,828 --> 00:13:39,944 no, I shouldn't have beaten you 214 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,323 come on, it's okay 215 00:13:43,578 --> 00:13:47,150 I shouldn't have caught up with my pride 216 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,865 and pointed at you and said "loser! Loser! Loser!" 217 00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:51,758 You're right, you shouldn't have done that 218 00:13:54,578 --> 00:13:56,660 just now when you pointed at me 219 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,409 and said "loser! Loser! Loser!" 220 00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:01,775 Your voice is angelic, and... 221 00:14:01,870 --> 00:14:02,870 You look so pretty 222 00:14:04,287 --> 00:14:05,026 really? 223 00:14:05,203 --> 00:14:05,783 Yes 224 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:06,738 then why didn't you make a pass at me? 225 00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:07,947 What? 226 00:14:10,037 --> 00:14:12,653 I mean, this is already our fourth date 227 00:14:12,828 --> 00:14:14,238 why? 228 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,493 Is it me? 229 00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:16,818 Oh no, you're fine 230 00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:18,326 is it you? 231 00:14:20,912 --> 00:14:23,278 No, I'm absolutely fine 232 00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:24,989 my body works just fine 233 00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:27,028 even without Viagra 234 00:14:29,078 --> 00:14:30,488 I'm sorry... so sorry 235 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,868 I said the wrong thing again 236 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,485 whenever I go on dates with guys 237 00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:36,818 it's like I have this moron switch in my head that goes on 238 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,304 that makes me say stupid things 239 00:14:39,328 --> 00:14:41,614 I'm sorry, my bad 240 00:14:41,662 --> 00:14:43,118 no, king 241 00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:45,230 I was just trying to be respectful 242 00:14:45,995 --> 00:14:47,360 respectful? 243 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:48,575 Yes 244 00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:50,993 I don't want you to think I'm a player 245 00:14:51,703 --> 00:14:54,490 you're the most interesting woman I've met 246 00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:55,818 you're pretty 247 00:14:55,912 --> 00:14:57,277 you play tennis well 248 00:14:57,328 --> 00:14:58,613 your voice is so beautiful 249 00:14:58,662 --> 00:15:01,119 and you're so upfront, also... 250 00:15:01,495 --> 00:15:02,763 Look, I have this moron switch too 251 00:15:02,787 --> 00:15:04,304 I don't even know what I'm saying, so stupid 252 00:15:04,328 --> 00:15:06,660 dickson, can I make you dinner tonight? 253 00:15:06,995 --> 00:15:07,734 Really? 254 00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:08,804 What would you like to eat? 255 00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:10,113 Black truffle squid ink lasagna alle vongole 256 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,701 with cream sauce 257 00:15:18,537 --> 00:15:20,027 What? 258 00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:22,994 Black truffle squid ink lasagna alle vongole 259 00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:25,452 with cream sauce 260 00:15:25,828 --> 00:15:26,828 with an egg, too 261 00:15:27,287 --> 00:15:28,287 great 262 00:15:28,787 --> 00:15:31,119 so I'll make black truffle... 263 00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:32,526 Cream sauce... 264 00:15:32,537 --> 00:15:35,074 Spam meat instant noodle, if you don't have plans 265 00:15:35,078 --> 00:15:36,443 no, I never have plans 266 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:40,596 which is not to say I'm a loser 267 00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:43,236 it's just that I'm generally free 268 00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:45,073 if you make me 269 00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:46,618 black truffle squid ink lasagna alle vongole 270 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,861 with cream sauce tonight... 271 00:15:49,162 --> 00:15:50,948 I'll go to convenience store to get some... 272 00:15:50,995 --> 00:15:51,780 Condoms? 273 00:15:51,828 --> 00:15:52,828 White wine 274 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,236 white wine! Sure! 275 00:15:58,287 --> 00:15:59,197 White wine is a must 276 00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:00,610 absolutely 277 00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,701 what am I saying? 278 00:16:02,745 --> 00:16:04,485 Condoms and black truffle 279 00:16:04,537 --> 00:16:06,368 are two completely different things 280 00:16:06,412 --> 00:16:08,198 "moron switch"... 281 00:16:08,828 --> 00:16:10,428 If you want, I can also get some condoms 282 00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:13,155 okay 283 00:16:17,828 --> 00:16:20,991 then I'll go to the convenience store and get white wine and... 284 00:16:23,078 --> 00:16:24,113 Yeah! 285 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,531 I have to get home and learn how to make... 286 00:16:26,578 --> 00:16:29,695 Black truffle... lasagna 287 00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:32,073 so I'll go to the convenience store now 288 00:16:32,578 --> 00:16:33,578 dickson 289 00:16:57,703 --> 00:16:58,943 Tonight 290 00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:00,693 tonight 291 00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:07,025 yes! Yes! Yes! 292 00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:27,449 Let darkness come 293 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,239 turn up the moonlight 294 00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:34,987 it might sound shallow 295 00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:38,154 but I want to fuel the spark 296 00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:40,910 surprises to follow 297 00:17:41,703 --> 00:17:46,197 I found my love 298 00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:54,870 and I will be loved tonight 299 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,035 hold me tight 300 00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:03,452 pamper me 301 00:18:03,662 --> 00:18:06,449 whisper softly to my ears 302 00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:08,907 and sing me a love song 303 00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:11,281 let's stay in bed 304 00:18:11,328 --> 00:18:16,573 and watch the galaxy above 305 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:26,120 and I will be loved tonight 306 00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:32,780 I drowned myself in work 307 00:18:32,828 --> 00:18:36,616 I let my days aimlessly pass 308 00:18:36,662 --> 00:18:40,450 I forgot how it's like to be in love 309 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:44,784 I was content being single 310 00:18:45,662 --> 00:18:49,450 day after day 311 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:53,067 I lived in my capsule 312 00:18:53,287 --> 00:18:57,610 pretending to be cheerful 313 00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:07,570 Looking into the night sky 314 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:12,525 I had no one by my side 315 00:19:19,078 --> 00:19:21,660 The sky seems gloomy 316 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,949 but I know someone is waiting for me 317 00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:28,487 please treasure 318 00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:31,279 this precious love 319 00:19:31,328 --> 00:19:34,286 he shows me the light 320 00:19:34,328 --> 00:19:39,823 hold me tight 321 00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:46,028 my darling 322 00:19:46,078 --> 00:19:50,651 my love 323 00:19:51,328 --> 00:19:59,328 come to me tonight 324 00:20:14,203 --> 00:20:20,529 And love me 325 00:21:15,037 --> 00:21:18,074 I just remembered something funny 326 00:21:18,537 --> 00:21:19,322 what's that? 327 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,152 I bought an orange yesterday 328 00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:21,862 and? 329 00:21:22,245 --> 00:21:23,781 It went bad today 330 00:21:33,078 --> 00:21:35,410 I'll go get another drink 331 00:21:45,995 --> 00:21:48,702 I sit here trying to seduce 332 00:21:49,453 --> 00:21:52,445 and make this big boy drool 333 00:21:52,953 --> 00:21:56,195 but every thought that I produce 334 00:21:56,245 --> 00:21:59,112 makes me sound like such a tool 335 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,409 I'm making myself a fool 336 00:22:02,787 --> 00:22:06,279 it's not that I can't be diverting 337 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:10,735 sometimes I can even thrill 338 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:13,153 I want to be with her 339 00:22:13,287 --> 00:22:15,994 because I've fallen for her 340 00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:19,485 if I could 341 00:22:20,453 --> 00:22:21,989 transform 342 00:22:22,203 --> 00:22:30,203 into a stud 343 00:22:32,995 --> 00:22:38,285 if I were 344 00:22:38,328 --> 00:22:39,864 a hunk 345 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,442 if I were 346 00:22:44,495 --> 00:22:47,202 a babe 347 00:22:48,828 --> 00:22:53,822 the kind of guy girls love 348 00:22:54,995 --> 00:23:01,992 the kind of girl guys crave 349 00:23:02,703 --> 00:23:04,364 my beauty is stunning 350 00:23:04,495 --> 00:23:06,110 my pec is so firm 351 00:23:06,162 --> 00:23:07,572 my legs are so slim 352 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,201 my biceps are so strong 353 00:23:09,245 --> 00:23:10,781 my hair is shinning 354 00:23:10,828 --> 00:23:13,194 six huge packs 355 00:23:13,245 --> 00:23:14,781 two huge jugs 356 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,489 all people are turning their eyes 357 00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,702 I get what I want 358 00:23:21,037 --> 00:23:22,868 say my name when we make love 359 00:23:24,078 --> 00:23:26,569 fill me up tonight 360 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:29,362 can't miss the time of our lives 361 00:23:29,828 --> 00:23:31,068 I'm a stud 362 00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:32,860 I'm a babe 363 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,573 all she wants 364 00:23:34,703 --> 00:23:35,909 is to get him 365 00:23:39,870 --> 00:23:44,318 if I were 366 00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:47,995 kuen 367 00:23:49,412 --> 00:23:52,199 you have a pimple on your nose 368 00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:57,735 let me buy you a drink 369 00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:02,576 hold on 370 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,076 you don't drink like this 371 00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:20,656 Get down! Get down! 372 00:24:20,703 --> 00:24:22,193 Get the hell down now! 373 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,030 You lazy bums 374 00:24:24,078 --> 00:24:25,784 only good for nothing 375 00:24:29,953 --> 00:24:30,953 kuen 376 00:24:32,287 --> 00:24:33,527 I guess... 377 00:24:34,453 --> 00:24:37,035 I'm not the kind of guy you want 378 00:24:37,662 --> 00:24:43,362 I'm not the kind of girl you want 379 00:24:43,453 --> 00:24:48,993 I'm not a stud 380 00:24:49,953 --> 00:24:54,526 I'm a loser 381 00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:59,860 I'm nothing close to a hunk 382 00:25:01,037 --> 00:25:08,318 I'm not pretty 383 00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:15,695 I'm stupid and boring 384 00:25:15,745 --> 00:25:17,906 I'm not attractive 385 00:25:18,578 --> 00:25:20,614 my clothes are synthetic 386 00:25:20,662 --> 00:25:22,903 I only got one style 387 00:25:22,953 --> 00:25:24,989 I don't like to be flashy 388 00:25:25,037 --> 00:25:27,824 I like girls with no make up 389 00:25:27,870 --> 00:25:29,485 I've a flat chest 390 00:25:29,537 --> 00:25:31,368 we're actually a perfect match 391 00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:34,452 I'll call you everyday 392 00:25:35,703 --> 00:25:37,489 I want to see you night and day 393 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,073 I'll always be around 394 00:25:41,203 --> 00:25:43,569 one more round, what do you say? 395 00:26:44,412 --> 00:26:46,824 Due to the rayleigh-Taylor instability 396 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,200 the rising air 397 00:26:48,245 --> 00:26:50,702 will drag the dust and debris up 398 00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,611 that's why after an atomic explosion 399 00:26:53,662 --> 00:26:56,654 a mushroom cloud is formed 400 00:27:03,453 --> 00:27:06,286 Wow! German 401 00:27:06,912 --> 00:27:09,324 I wouldn't know if you hadn't explained to me 402 00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:10,453 mushroom 403 00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:12,656 I didn't know that's how mushroom came from 404 00:27:12,745 --> 00:27:14,281 it's mushroom cloud 405 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:18,238 yes, mushroom cloud 406 00:27:19,787 --> 00:27:20,787 Veronica 407 00:27:21,995 --> 00:27:22,995 was I boring you? 408 00:27:23,412 --> 00:27:24,527 Not at all 409 00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:25,988 it's just me 410 00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:29,362 when I'm listening real hard 411 00:27:29,412 --> 00:27:33,985 my eyes are closed like that 412 00:27:35,162 --> 00:27:36,277 dessert? 413 00:27:37,912 --> 00:27:39,197 No, thanks 414 00:27:39,245 --> 00:27:41,406 I never liked dessert 415 00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:42,908 stuff like chocolate... 416 00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,238 I just hate it 417 00:27:44,912 --> 00:27:46,152 I'm lying 418 00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:50,656 oops, I didn't get to the gym today 419 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:54,445 I generally go every single day 420 00:27:57,245 --> 00:27:58,735 I'm really lying 421 00:28:01,370 --> 00:28:02,576 Veronica 422 00:28:02,787 --> 00:28:05,574 you're one special lady 423 00:28:05,912 --> 00:28:08,984 I could discuss nuclear fission with you 424 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:10,322 all night long 425 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:13,692 I really want to do that 426 00:28:14,953 --> 00:28:16,238 please god, don't let him 427 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,906 let me tell you then 428 00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:26,859 my favorite thing to do is 429 00:28:26,912 --> 00:28:28,197 Chinese chess 430 00:28:30,453 --> 00:28:32,409 no wonder 431 00:28:34,828 --> 00:28:37,240 that was my guess too 432 00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:39,822 do you play? 433 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,156 Of course 434 00:28:42,703 --> 00:28:45,115 it's so exciting 435 00:28:47,412 --> 00:28:49,243 I'm lying 436 00:28:50,578 --> 00:28:52,159 let's find time 437 00:28:52,203 --> 00:28:54,114 to play together 438 00:28:54,287 --> 00:28:56,619 your place 439 00:28:56,662 --> 00:28:59,074 or mine? 440 00:29:01,453 --> 00:29:07,198 Who is this woman talking 441 00:29:09,203 --> 00:29:13,776 did you ever see the movie "emperor of chess?" 442 00:29:14,162 --> 00:29:15,527 I love it 443 00:29:16,787 --> 00:29:20,154 I didn't see this movie 444 00:29:21,245 --> 00:29:22,610 what's your favorite scene? 445 00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:25,197 Help me 446 00:29:25,287 --> 00:29:26,367 this time 447 00:29:26,412 --> 00:29:29,700 help me 448 00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:33,734 if you had to choose a gas to represent yourself 449 00:29:33,787 --> 00:29:36,028 would you pick hydrogen 450 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:37,363 or nitrogen? 451 00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:41,818 Excuse me 452 00:29:44,037 --> 00:29:45,447 I want to say 453 00:29:45,495 --> 00:29:47,110 just a thing or two 454 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:49,485 but listening to his voice 455 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:51,198 I'm ready to drop 456 00:29:51,495 --> 00:29:53,360 he eyes my breast, he talks, and talks 457 00:29:53,412 --> 00:29:55,152 he never stops 458 00:29:55,203 --> 00:29:59,025 there's a serious single man drought 459 00:30:00,078 --> 00:30:03,616 it has to be right when everybody likes 460 00:30:03,995 --> 00:30:07,317 a match among singles 461 00:30:07,537 --> 00:30:11,200 there're just too many idiots 462 00:30:11,245 --> 00:30:14,817 there's a serious single man drought 463 00:30:16,078 --> 00:30:19,366 I can't believe he's still talking 464 00:30:20,037 --> 00:30:23,279 I should seek refuge 465 00:30:23,495 --> 00:30:25,201 he eats, he shits 466 00:30:25,245 --> 00:30:27,156 it's like a torture 467 00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:30,946 there's a serious single man drought 468 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,452 defeated 469 00:30:33,495 --> 00:30:37,033 I used to have some standards 470 00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,360 but man by man 471 00:30:39,412 --> 00:30:43,109 I look older everytime 472 00:30:43,287 --> 00:30:45,869 lesbian 473 00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:48,949 I should be a lesbian 474 00:30:49,787 --> 00:30:51,823 it's so much easier to be with a woman 475 00:30:51,870 --> 00:30:55,692 no nonsense from men no more 476 00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:59,489 we seem to be made for each other 477 00:31:00,953 --> 00:31:02,443 and in "emperor of chess" 478 00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:04,577 who was your favorite character? 479 00:31:06,078 --> 00:31:10,526 The old guy who is not too old 480 00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:13,411 kind of chubby but too chubby 481 00:31:13,787 --> 00:31:14,787 Johnny sham! 482 00:31:14,828 --> 00:31:15,908 Yes! 483 00:31:16,162 --> 00:31:17,242 Me too! 484 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,942 I could grow old alone just fine 485 00:31:22,245 --> 00:31:25,612 adopt some cats and cuddle them 486 00:31:25,662 --> 00:31:31,737 they'll find me dead in my feline shrine 487 00:31:33,162 --> 00:31:37,075 there's a serious single man drought 488 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:39,486 I date 489 00:31:39,537 --> 00:31:41,493 and try 490 00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:44,201 w ait for him 491 00:31:44,245 --> 00:31:45,781 to marry me 492 00:31:46,203 --> 00:31:47,864 flaws, there are just too much 493 00:31:48,328 --> 00:31:50,193 I'm screwed 494 00:31:50,245 --> 00:31:51,781 single man, please come to me 495 00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:52,738 help me please 496 00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:53,947 anyone 497 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:54,995 help me please 498 00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:57,323 let me get the check 499 00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:59,486 no, let's split it 500 00:32:00,578 --> 00:32:02,488 I'm lying 501 00:32:02,537 --> 00:32:06,485 I'm seriously lying 502 00:32:07,078 --> 00:32:09,865 hope you can find a bachelor 503 00:32:09,912 --> 00:32:12,654 because there's a serious single man drought 504 00:32:12,703 --> 00:32:14,614 I bluff to give myself away 505 00:32:14,703 --> 00:32:15,818 single man, oh, single man 506 00:32:15,995 --> 00:32:19,408 anyone come take me 507 00:32:19,662 --> 00:32:24,827 I'm totally screwed 508 00:32:25,287 --> 00:32:27,494 fine, split the bill then 509 00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:31,157 - screw you! - You old fart! 510 00:32:32,662 --> 00:32:33,742 Veronica! 511 00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:34,787 Betty! 512 00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:35,651 Veronica! 513 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:36,943 Betty! 514 00:32:36,995 --> 00:32:37,529 Wait a minute! 515 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:42,660 - Betty... - Veronica... 516 00:32:42,703 --> 00:32:44,364 Betty! 517 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:46,326 Baby, I want to ride carousel 518 00:32:46,370 --> 00:32:47,370 okay 519 00:32:47,662 --> 00:32:49,823 you have chapped lips, drink some water 520 00:32:50,162 --> 00:32:51,868 it's so cold, my teeth hurts 521 00:32:51,912 --> 00:32:53,402 let me warm you up 522 00:32:55,287 --> 00:32:58,029 wong hoi nay, will you marry me? 523 00:32:58,078 --> 00:32:59,989 Kong ka ching, I will 524 00:33:05,703 --> 00:33:09,275 Love has no logic 525 00:33:09,578 --> 00:33:12,820 but I still fall for it 526 00:33:12,995 --> 00:33:15,577 why am I always single? 527 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:16,700 Why? 528 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:19,202 Because I'm a guy 529 00:33:19,828 --> 00:33:23,150 my hairline is receding 530 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:26,161 my confidence is lacking 531 00:33:26,578 --> 00:33:29,115 the doctors are not helping 532 00:33:29,203 --> 00:33:32,491 us single men 533 00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:35,949 my kitchen is disgusting 534 00:33:35,995 --> 00:33:38,907 my bedroom is messy 535 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,361 my clothes are all stinky 536 00:33:41,412 --> 00:33:42,492 my god 537 00:33:42,578 --> 00:33:45,320 I'm just a guy 538 00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:47,861 I want to be a husband 539 00:33:48,412 --> 00:33:51,575 I want to be brave 540 00:33:51,995 --> 00:33:55,237 I want to be an Alpha male 541 00:33:55,287 --> 00:34:00,862 and not to be alone 542 00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:03,451 as a matter of fact 543 00:34:04,328 --> 00:34:06,740 am a total husband material 544 00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:09,660 I'm loud and grumpy 545 00:34:09,703 --> 00:34:11,068 I gamble to see if I'm lucky 546 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,782 my balls are itchy 547 00:34:13,828 --> 00:34:15,159 being noisy 548 00:34:15,203 --> 00:34:16,739 being lazy 549 00:34:16,828 --> 00:34:18,659 I'm a single guy 550 00:34:18,703 --> 00:34:26,656 an outstanding single guy 551 00:34:29,870 --> 00:34:34,443 "a chapter on marriage" 552 00:34:38,537 --> 00:34:41,859 my future in-laws 553 00:34:42,203 --> 00:34:43,443 chi keung has an announcement 554 00:34:43,537 --> 00:34:44,697 he must be proposing 555 00:34:44,745 --> 00:34:46,952 you have to be here 556 00:34:46,995 --> 00:34:51,284 this pair of golden bracelets is a family heirloom 557 00:34:51,328 --> 00:34:52,659 it finally has its successor 558 00:34:52,703 --> 00:34:55,695 we've been waiting for this, we brought wine as well 559 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,736 when they come, let's... 560 00:34:59,037 --> 00:35:00,493 Mr. and Mrs. Lee, they're here 561 00:35:00,537 --> 00:35:02,448 let's hide 562 00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:09,236 sure, let's talk later 563 00:35:09,578 --> 00:35:11,694 chi keung - auntie 564 00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,569 please take a seat 565 00:35:14,662 --> 00:35:16,573 we're so excited today 566 00:35:16,995 --> 00:35:19,281 we'd like to celebrate with you 567 00:35:20,537 --> 00:35:22,243 and your better half, kiki 568 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,320 how long have you been dating? 569 00:35:24,953 --> 00:35:25,817 Two years 570 00:35:25,953 --> 00:35:26,988 two years only? 571 00:35:27,745 --> 00:35:29,679 Kiki, remember, consider carefully before jumping into 572 00:35:29,703 --> 00:35:31,193 anything as serious as 573 00:35:31,495 --> 00:35:32,450 what? 574 00:35:32,495 --> 00:35:33,405 As serious as... 575 00:35:33,453 --> 00:35:34,453 What? 576 00:35:34,745 --> 00:35:36,281 Marriage! 577 00:35:39,662 --> 00:35:40,902 Daddy, mommy 578 00:35:40,953 --> 00:35:44,025 we wanted to wait till after dinner 579 00:35:44,078 --> 00:35:44,487 but... 580 00:35:44,537 --> 00:35:46,493 You wanted to surprise us I know! 581 00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:49,905 Well... 582 00:35:49,953 --> 00:35:52,615 Yeah, yeah 583 00:35:52,662 --> 00:35:53,777 me and kiki 584 00:35:54,037 --> 00:35:55,868 yeah, yeah 585 00:35:55,912 --> 00:35:57,277 we've talked it over 586 00:35:57,328 --> 00:35:58,238 we're breaking up 587 00:35:58,287 --> 00:35:59,618 surprise! 588 00:36:06,245 --> 00:36:08,657 Daddy, mommy, why are you here? 589 00:36:08,870 --> 00:36:11,031 Say it, why are you two breaking up? 590 00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:15,112 We don't want to let you all down 591 00:36:15,703 --> 00:36:18,445 but kiki and I have thought about it long and hard 592 00:36:18,495 --> 00:36:20,076 the decision we make right now 593 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,235 is right 594 00:36:21,328 --> 00:36:22,989 and I just want to focus on 595 00:36:23,037 --> 00:36:25,744 my foot massage kol career now 596 00:36:27,495 --> 00:36:29,235 daddy, mommy, are you okay? 597 00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:31,493 What do you think? 598 00:36:31,995 --> 00:36:34,828 Chi keung, remember, no matter what happened 599 00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:35,929 what kind of decision you've made 600 00:36:35,953 --> 00:36:37,489 I'm still here to support you 601 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,485 honey 602 00:36:40,078 --> 00:36:42,820 this is good news, right? 603 00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,239 It's certainly wonderful news 604 00:36:46,328 --> 00:36:48,535 bring it! 605 00:36:50,203 --> 00:36:52,364 Let's make a toast for chi keung and that one 606 00:36:52,412 --> 00:36:54,471 who will never be our daughter-in-law... And her name? 607 00:36:54,495 --> 00:36:55,530 Kiki 608 00:36:56,078 --> 00:36:57,158 cheers 609 00:36:58,537 --> 00:37:00,653 congratulations, single girl 610 00:37:00,995 --> 00:37:02,986 you're courageous to be single 611 00:37:03,203 --> 00:37:07,776 we understand why you dumped him 612 00:37:08,245 --> 00:37:10,907 but we don't pity you 613 00:37:10,953 --> 00:37:13,114 very happy for you indeed 614 00:37:13,162 --> 00:37:15,528 being single 615 00:37:15,662 --> 00:37:17,618 what's wrong with that? 616 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:20,735 You've got too much work 617 00:37:21,245 --> 00:37:23,201 you dump him for your career 618 00:37:23,245 --> 00:37:25,611 you're self-sufficient, you don't need a man 619 00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:27,243 to hold your hand 620 00:37:28,912 --> 00:37:31,324 you two didn't put your hearts into this 621 00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:33,235 it's not that bad after all 622 00:37:33,287 --> 00:37:35,573 being single is great 623 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,531 no doubt 624 00:37:38,953 --> 00:37:41,410 you're so lucky 625 00:37:41,453 --> 00:37:43,614 you have everything figured out 626 00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,119 you've got much more than mother ever had 627 00:37:46,162 --> 00:37:47,698 you're such a strong guy 628 00:37:48,662 --> 00:37:51,074 if you want to break up, we don't mind 629 00:37:51,162 --> 00:37:53,494 get a drink, you'll be fine 630 00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:58,452 we're your parents, we support you 631 00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:03,278 you little shit 632 00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:06,656 what's wrong with you? 633 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,735 Perverted, gay, or herpes? 634 00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,369 So bad that you want to be single 635 00:38:11,412 --> 00:38:12,948 leave all things behind 636 00:38:14,495 --> 00:38:16,907 he is a nice guy 637 00:38:16,953 --> 00:38:18,864 you'll be sorry for dumping her 638 00:38:18,953 --> 00:38:23,151 how long would it take to finally find another person? 639 00:38:23,870 --> 00:38:26,156 We don't mean to pry 640 00:38:26,453 --> 00:38:28,739 relax, don't complain 641 00:38:28,787 --> 00:38:33,736 adulthood's not as crucial as it seems 642 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,403 for another thousand days maybe 643 00:38:36,453 --> 00:38:42,323 or ten thousand years it could be 644 00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:48,073 our grandkids will never be born 645 00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:52,650 even when we're gone 646 00:38:52,995 --> 00:38:54,781 focus on your career 647 00:38:55,412 --> 00:38:57,494 what a great idea 648 00:38:57,912 --> 00:38:59,948 keep working forever 649 00:39:00,328 --> 00:39:03,070 our dreams are destroyed 650 00:39:05,203 --> 00:39:06,943 calm down, my in-laws 651 00:39:08,662 --> 00:39:10,869 we're not in-laws no more 652 00:39:12,412 --> 00:39:16,234 best wishes to all 653 00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:24,026 here's to you! 654 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,991 "Prison for the singles" 655 00:39:41,537 --> 00:39:43,994 Welcome, singles over thirty 656 00:39:44,037 --> 00:39:46,449 to our "matchmaking escape room" 657 00:39:46,495 --> 00:39:48,451 I'm your instructor Louis yuen 658 00:39:48,495 --> 00:39:50,156 I guarantee you'll be highly entertained 659 00:39:53,495 --> 00:39:56,612 by this extraordinary "big fun" experience 660 00:39:59,328 --> 00:40:01,034 it's just matchmaking 661 00:40:01,078 --> 00:40:03,114 it doesn't have to be so scary, does it? 662 00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:05,865 I said you'll have "big fun" 663 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:07,573 of course the scarier the better 664 00:40:10,078 --> 00:40:11,943 don't scare them 665 00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,068 you look sharp 666 00:40:20,953 --> 00:40:23,194 In order to live up to the horror of this game 667 00:40:23,245 --> 00:40:24,485 let me introduce 668 00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:26,906 the main character this game 669 00:40:27,203 --> 00:40:28,739 granny lung 670 00:40:31,578 --> 00:40:33,944 hi everyone 671 00:40:34,203 --> 00:40:36,865 I'm granny lung 672 00:40:37,828 --> 00:40:39,864 decades ago 673 00:40:40,245 --> 00:40:43,817 I was referred to as baby lung 674 00:40:43,995 --> 00:40:45,735 at that time 675 00:40:45,953 --> 00:40:48,569 I was just like you two 676 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:49,860 working in central 677 00:40:49,912 --> 00:40:53,234 as a white collar 678 00:40:53,745 --> 00:40:55,326 whenever I was free 679 00:40:55,370 --> 00:41:01,525 I watched Korean and Japanese dramas with mytv super 680 00:41:02,412 --> 00:41:04,323 mytv super existed back then? 681 00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:05,995 Why not? 682 00:41:07,328 --> 00:41:09,193 Don't interrupt 683 00:41:09,578 --> 00:41:10,909 fine, fine, fine 684 00:41:11,162 --> 00:41:12,368 but for some reasons 685 00:41:12,995 --> 00:41:14,951 no matter how hard I tried 686 00:41:15,162 --> 00:41:17,995 I just couldn't seem to find my significant other 687 00:41:18,870 --> 00:41:20,735 this feeling that I had 688 00:41:20,787 --> 00:41:22,823 you should understand 689 00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:28,202 then came Christmas Eve 690 00:41:28,662 --> 00:41:30,368 a friend of mine 691 00:41:30,412 --> 00:41:33,904 invited me to a Christmas party 692 00:41:34,662 --> 00:41:37,153 I couldn't find a date to go with 693 00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:40,199 so I went alone 694 00:41:40,245 --> 00:41:41,451 as soon as I arrived 695 00:41:41,495 --> 00:41:43,827 I saw everyone came with a partner 696 00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:47,533 couples everywhere 697 00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:49,406 kissing and cuddling 698 00:41:49,453 --> 00:41:51,694 calling each other cute names 699 00:41:51,745 --> 00:41:54,282 "baby", "piggy" 700 00:41:54,328 --> 00:41:55,864 give me a kiss, baby 701 00:41:55,912 --> 00:41:57,072 piggy, give me a smooch 702 00:42:00,662 --> 00:42:02,573 sweetie, try this mini Franks 703 00:42:03,745 --> 00:42:06,452 darling, honey 704 00:42:14,912 --> 00:42:19,030 They even started talking like babies 705 00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:21,986 don't you think it's unbearable? 706 00:42:24,037 --> 00:42:25,777 I was so mad 707 00:42:25,828 --> 00:42:30,197 I grabbed a ak47 out of nowhere 708 00:42:30,537 --> 00:42:33,950 and killed all those jerks once and for all 709 00:42:43,370 --> 00:42:45,486 After they died 710 00:42:45,537 --> 00:42:47,528 their souls lingered 711 00:42:47,578 --> 00:42:51,446 they took revenge on me 712 00:42:51,745 --> 00:42:55,658 that's why I can only be a medium now 713 00:42:55,828 --> 00:42:59,241 people call me granny lung out of respect 714 00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:04,868 in fact I'm just lonely lung 715 00:43:07,912 --> 00:43:09,027 what are you laughing at? 716 00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:14,952 I'm almost eighty 717 00:43:14,995 --> 00:43:16,781 but I don't have a soulmate 718 00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:18,489 is that funny to you? 719 00:43:18,537 --> 00:43:19,868 No, not at all 720 00:43:19,912 --> 00:43:22,198 "for the singles" 721 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:23,951 and what about you, bitch? 722 00:43:24,078 --> 00:43:25,078 I apologize 723 00:43:25,162 --> 00:43:27,027 can we go now? I want to go 724 00:43:27,287 --> 00:43:28,402 if you don't get married 725 00:43:28,453 --> 00:43:30,444 you can never leave this prison 726 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,405 are you still waiting 727 00:43:32,453 --> 00:43:34,910 for Mr. and Mrs. right to show up? 728 00:43:35,287 --> 00:43:37,027 Yes 729 00:43:37,162 --> 00:43:40,234 let me ask for you 730 00:43:45,870 --> 00:43:51,445 They're dead already 731 00:43:57,245 --> 00:43:58,280 What's your name? 732 00:43:58,328 --> 00:43:59,554 And what kind of partner are you looking for? 733 00:43:59,578 --> 00:44:00,408 Tell me all about it 734 00:44:00,453 --> 00:44:01,659 let me see if I can help 735 00:44:02,245 --> 00:44:03,655 my Chinese name is chung king fai 736 00:44:03,703 --> 00:44:05,534 english name, kfc 737 00:44:05,578 --> 00:44:06,988 they all call me king fai ching 738 00:44:07,037 --> 00:44:08,243 I'm 34 739 00:44:08,328 --> 00:44:10,319 I'm looking for a young Christian girl 740 00:44:10,370 --> 00:44:12,210 who wants to get married and have kids with me 741 00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:13,620 and you? 742 00:44:14,078 --> 00:44:15,096 My Chinese name is kam kung mun 743 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,155 english name, madonald 744 00:44:16,203 --> 00:44:17,203 I'm 24 745 00:44:17,703 --> 00:44:18,658 what? 746 00:44:18,703 --> 00:44:19,703 429 747 00:44:19,870 --> 00:44:20,950 so young 748 00:44:21,245 --> 00:44:22,701 will you marry her? 749 00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:28,116 How about you? 750 00:44:28,787 --> 00:44:30,027 Well... yeah... 751 00:44:30,453 --> 00:44:31,909 Speak up 752 00:44:32,078 --> 00:44:35,366 let's get married! 753 00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:38,360 "Congratulations" 754 00:44:39,953 --> 00:44:42,194 congratulations 755 00:44:42,245 --> 00:44:45,988 congratulations on escaping this prison 756 00:45:08,787 --> 00:45:10,948 Soon to be man and wife 757 00:45:12,453 --> 00:45:17,868 ladies and gentlemen 758 00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:29,533 We have gathered here under god above 759 00:45:33,787 --> 00:45:38,907 to bear withess to this man and this woman 760 00:45:39,287 --> 00:45:41,494 love 761 00:45:42,078 --> 00:45:50,078 as they vow their eternal love 762 00:45:54,787 --> 00:45:56,072 do you swear? 763 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,452 Do you swear to love and honor? 764 00:45:58,495 --> 00:45:59,826 I swear 765 00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:02,657 then your bachelorhood is a goner 766 00:46:02,745 --> 00:46:04,736 as a husband 767 00:46:04,787 --> 00:46:07,574 now you'll have a lot of chores 768 00:46:08,037 --> 00:46:09,527 really? 769 00:46:09,787 --> 00:46:11,118 Do you swear? 770 00:46:11,162 --> 00:46:13,403 Is your love for him wholehearted? 771 00:46:13,495 --> 00:46:14,780 I swear 772 00:46:14,828 --> 00:46:17,661 then your freedom just departed 773 00:46:17,703 --> 00:46:19,534 and remember 774 00:46:19,787 --> 00:46:23,735 now his family is yours 775 00:46:24,537 --> 00:46:25,902 do I swear? 776 00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,114 Ian kwai fong is no longer reachable 777 00:46:28,162 --> 00:46:29,162 do I swear? 778 00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:31,569 His belly will grow and chin will be doubled 779 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:34,111 who do you think you are? 780 00:46:34,162 --> 00:46:37,362 - I should get married with someone better - I should hold out for someone better 781 00:46:38,578 --> 00:46:39,578 do you vow? 782 00:46:39,662 --> 00:46:41,903 I should ask my mother 783 00:46:41,953 --> 00:46:43,033 do you vow? 784 00:46:43,078 --> 00:46:45,911 Is this really what I want my life to be? 785 00:46:45,953 --> 00:46:47,784 You've really got to think 786 00:46:47,870 --> 00:46:50,828 do you really want to get married? 787 00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:52,951 And remember it's forever 788 00:46:52,995 --> 00:46:54,610 and forever 789 00:46:54,662 --> 00:46:57,779 and forever is a really long, long time 790 00:46:57,828 --> 00:46:59,596 - get away from here - And remember it's forever 791 00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,576 - listen to your heart - And forever 792 00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,781 and forever - do you swear? 793 00:47:03,828 --> 00:47:05,679 - And forever is a really long, long time - Do you vow? 794 00:47:05,703 --> 00:47:07,409 Do you swear? 795 00:47:07,453 --> 00:47:09,114 Do you vow? 796 00:47:09,162 --> 00:47:10,823 Do you really want to get married? 797 00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:12,573 Do you do we do? 798 00:47:12,662 --> 00:47:14,368 Do you swear? 799 00:47:14,412 --> 00:47:16,152 Do you vow? 800 00:47:16,203 --> 00:47:17,784 Think twice before you say it 801 00:47:17,828 --> 00:47:19,284 do you do we do? 802 00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:23,488 Do you? 803 00:47:34,495 --> 00:47:40,320 Oh, god! 804 00:47:43,578 --> 00:47:45,739 I'm going to throw the bouquet 805 00:47:46,578 --> 00:47:48,489 who wants it? 806 00:47:48,537 --> 00:47:50,152 Me, me, me! 807 00:47:50,203 --> 00:47:51,203 Here we go! 808 00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:54,989 One, two 809 00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,451 It's coming, it's coming 810 00:48:03,495 --> 00:48:05,406 one, two, three! 811 00:48:12,370 --> 00:48:13,780 Congratulations 812 00:48:13,828 --> 00:48:15,443 it's going to be your turn soon 813 00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:17,952 sure, I'll be getting married real soon 814 00:48:20,412 --> 00:48:24,200 well I've walked down the aisle 815 00:48:24,495 --> 00:48:27,658 more than once in a while 816 00:48:28,412 --> 00:48:33,031 but I've always stood off to the side 817 00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:42,067 each bride has me dressed, not quite looking my best 818 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:49,990 always a bridesmaid, never a bride 819 00:48:50,995 --> 00:48:53,532 I was kuen's bridesmaid once 820 00:48:53,578 --> 00:48:56,035 "fatty" is the name of her husband 821 00:48:56,078 --> 00:49:00,526 they made out on their wedding day 822 00:49:01,787 --> 00:49:04,199 both of them are overweight 823 00:49:04,370 --> 00:49:07,282 in the middle of their business 824 00:49:07,370 --> 00:49:09,782 her husband went lifeless 825 00:49:09,828 --> 00:49:12,786 and soon he died of fatness 826 00:49:14,370 --> 00:49:16,986 too many weddings 827 00:49:17,078 --> 00:49:19,319 too many dresses 828 00:49:19,537 --> 00:49:24,031 bridesmaids' dresses are hard to carry 829 00:49:24,745 --> 00:49:27,407 they all make my hips look so wide 830 00:49:27,453 --> 00:49:31,947 so you've got to be picky 831 00:49:32,745 --> 00:49:37,660 always a bridesmaid, never a bride 832 00:49:39,203 --> 00:49:41,694 I was fun's bridesmaid later 833 00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:42,860 I trusted my instinct 834 00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:44,402 that's a red flag 835 00:49:44,453 --> 00:49:45,738 she was too ruthless 836 00:49:45,787 --> 00:49:48,904 the groom was a playboy 837 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,577 on the big day 838 00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:55,236 he tried to grope a bridesmaid 839 00:49:55,328 --> 00:49:56,613 what a shame 840 00:49:56,662 --> 00:49:59,859 the bride changed here mind 841 00:50:00,745 --> 00:50:03,407 we gave them money and gifts 842 00:50:03,453 --> 00:50:06,445 chun's wedding didn't go well 843 00:50:06,495 --> 00:50:08,986 indecent affair 844 00:50:09,203 --> 00:50:11,819 no one could bare 845 00:50:11,995 --> 00:50:14,361 the guy and the girl, both heavily sinned 846 00:50:14,453 --> 00:50:17,115 for they were supposed to be akin 847 00:50:17,287 --> 00:50:18,327 they got caught red handed 848 00:50:18,370 --> 00:50:22,192 and chun got him castrated 849 00:50:22,995 --> 00:50:25,737 too many weddings 850 00:50:25,787 --> 00:50:28,244 too many dresses 851 00:50:28,287 --> 00:50:32,485 sisters, let's stay together 852 00:50:33,703 --> 00:50:36,410 forever and ever 853 00:50:36,453 --> 00:50:41,868 don't make your life a bummer 854 00:50:41,912 --> 00:50:46,656 always a bridesmaid, never a bride 855 00:50:48,537 --> 00:50:51,734 what is this attitude? 856 00:50:51,787 --> 00:50:54,904 With so many dresses for weddings 857 00:50:55,662 --> 00:51:00,861 silence, I'm sick of explaining 858 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:06,443 I was there for them 859 00:51:07,370 --> 00:51:12,194 but they separated in the end 860 00:51:13,328 --> 00:51:18,743 these gowns bring me sorrows 861 00:51:20,162 --> 00:51:23,154 too many weddings 862 00:51:23,203 --> 00:51:25,615 too many dresses 863 00:51:25,662 --> 00:51:27,118 I'm content 864 00:51:27,162 --> 00:51:32,828 I need not crying over a man 865 00:51:36,078 --> 00:51:38,660 I don't ask for much 866 00:51:39,662 --> 00:51:46,659 my fate is in my hand 867 00:51:49,662 --> 00:51:52,529 too many weddings 868 00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:56,826 praise the lord 869 00:51:57,870 --> 00:52:04,070 I've hung on to my pride 870 00:52:12,953 --> 00:52:16,946 "A chapter on couples" 871 00:52:17,037 --> 00:52:17,776 say my name, baby 872 00:52:17,828 --> 00:52:18,317 siu ming 873 00:52:18,370 --> 00:52:19,280 say my name, baby - siu ming 874 00:52:19,328 --> 00:52:19,987 louder 875 00:52:20,037 --> 00:52:21,037 siu ming 876 00:52:26,745 --> 00:52:29,202 How was it, baby? Was it good? 877 00:52:29,245 --> 00:52:30,245 Yeah 878 00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:36,866 on the scale of Richter magnitude 879 00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:38,368 how intense was it? 880 00:52:38,412 --> 00:52:39,822 Enough! 881 00:52:39,870 --> 00:52:40,870 You were terrible! 882 00:52:40,912 --> 00:52:42,388 You were focused only on your pleasure! 883 00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:43,322 Don't mention about a quake 884 00:52:43,370 --> 00:52:44,906 the bed didn't even move an inch 885 00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:46,318 what now? 886 00:52:49,203 --> 00:52:51,410 If your other half can't satisfy you sexually? 887 00:52:51,453 --> 00:52:52,659 No problem 888 00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:55,194 did you ever wish you could sue them? 889 00:52:55,245 --> 00:52:56,245 No? 890 00:52:56,495 --> 00:52:59,157 Know your rights and be informed 891 00:52:59,203 --> 00:53:00,693 at kwan king lung solicitors 892 00:53:00,745 --> 00:53:02,781 we have a lot of sexually experienced attorneys 893 00:53:02,828 --> 00:53:04,263 who will follow you into your bedroom 894 00:53:04,287 --> 00:53:07,359 and get you the orgasm you deserve, all in one go 895 00:53:07,578 --> 00:53:10,115 Mr. kwan king lung, please 896 00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:14,578 let's follow siu ming and Mei ling 897 00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:16,030 to romantic hotel 898 00:53:16,078 --> 00:53:18,990 and take a look at their case 899 00:53:19,037 --> 00:53:20,368 higher, higher 900 00:53:22,495 --> 00:53:23,951 lower, lower 901 00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:28,034 I don't mean lowering your voice 902 00:53:31,078 --> 00:53:32,488 all too familiar, isn't it? 903 00:53:32,745 --> 00:53:34,610 If you don't want this, what can you do? 904 00:53:35,745 --> 00:53:37,326 Don't get stuck with this 905 00:53:37,370 --> 00:53:39,611 step out and make a move 906 00:53:39,870 --> 00:53:41,952 back to you, Mr. kwan king lung 907 00:53:43,203 --> 00:53:44,659 it's our priority to safeguard 908 00:53:44,703 --> 00:53:46,223 the sexual satisfaction of our clients 909 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,236 siu ming, your contract states 910 00:53:52,287 --> 00:53:54,243 you must nibble Mei ling's elbow 911 00:53:57,870 --> 00:54:00,862 Mei ling, you must fondle siu ming's feet 912 00:54:03,537 --> 00:54:05,528 it's awesome 913 00:54:06,662 --> 00:54:08,823 with an annual fee of $4999 914 00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:12,488 you can satisfy all your darkest desires 915 00:54:12,662 --> 00:54:13,947 satisfaction guaranteed 916 00:54:13,995 --> 00:54:15,986 or your money back 917 00:54:17,745 --> 00:54:19,610 I got fifty thousand dollars 918 00:54:19,662 --> 00:54:22,574 because siu ming refused to nibble my elbow 919 00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:24,804 and I got one hundred thousand dollars 920 00:54:24,828 --> 00:54:26,989 because Mei ling wouldn't fondle my feet 921 00:54:27,328 --> 00:54:30,115 we won't rip you off 922 00:54:30,912 --> 00:54:32,698 if your partner doesn't get you off 923 00:54:32,787 --> 00:54:33,993 no problem 924 00:54:34,037 --> 00:54:36,278 at kwan king lung solicitors 925 00:54:36,328 --> 00:54:37,989 we care about your bedroom business! 926 00:54:38,078 --> 00:54:40,490 I love Hong Kong! 927 00:54:40,995 --> 00:54:42,221 Kwan king lung solicitors hotline 928 00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:44,281 44535210 929 00:55:38,537 --> 00:55:39,537 Baby 930 00:55:39,828 --> 00:55:41,148 have you paid the management fee? 931 00:55:41,453 --> 00:55:42,818 Yeah 932 00:55:42,870 --> 00:55:44,656 honey, have you paid the credit card bill? 933 00:55:44,787 --> 00:55:46,152 Yeah 934 00:55:46,745 --> 00:55:48,804 have you called the technician to fix the washing machine? 935 00:55:48,828 --> 00:55:49,943 Yeah 936 00:55:49,995 --> 00:55:52,236 have you applied for a day off for the pta meeting? 937 00:55:52,328 --> 00:55:53,989 Yeah 938 00:55:54,078 --> 00:55:55,409 have you fed the tortoise? 939 00:55:55,495 --> 00:55:56,495 Yeah 940 00:55:56,537 --> 00:55:58,528 have you bought Chinese sausage for your mom? 941 00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:00,531 Yeah 942 00:56:00,578 --> 00:56:03,115 have you put your mom on the taxi? 943 00:56:03,203 --> 00:56:04,238 Yeah 944 00:56:04,287 --> 00:56:06,778 have you put the kids to bed? 945 00:56:07,287 --> 00:56:08,367 Yeah 946 00:56:08,828 --> 00:56:09,943 yeah? 947 00:56:09,995 --> 00:56:11,110 How? 948 00:56:11,453 --> 00:56:13,364 I promised them if they go to bed 949 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:15,778 I'm taking them to didiland this Saturday 950 00:56:17,037 --> 00:56:19,028 just for going to bed? 951 00:56:19,078 --> 00:56:21,194 I am exhausted 952 00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:24,449 they were cutting polystyrene foam in their room 953 00:56:24,495 --> 00:56:26,702 playing the "let eat go" game 954 00:56:26,745 --> 00:56:28,326 it's not happening 955 00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:34,448 whatever, we can tell them later 956 00:56:34,495 --> 00:56:37,202 didiland is burnt to the ground 957 00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:40,828 I have to clean up the snow before bed 958 00:56:40,912 --> 00:56:43,073 don't stay up too late, okay? 959 00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,429 Look at the dark circles under your eyes 960 00:56:44,453 --> 00:56:45,693 ouch 961 00:56:54,662 --> 00:56:59,361 Honey, you want me to come? 962 00:56:59,787 --> 00:57:01,573 There's no need 963 00:57:01,995 --> 00:57:03,735 I can clean it myself 964 00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:05,243 no 965 00:57:05,745 --> 00:57:09,738 I'm asking if you want me to come have a little fun with you in bed 966 00:57:13,578 --> 00:57:14,693 really? 967 00:57:15,412 --> 00:57:16,652 I don't know 968 00:57:16,703 --> 00:57:17,943 what do you say? 969 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,327 It's only 9:15pm 970 00:57:27,620 --> 00:57:30,487 I can clean up the snow tomorrow 971 00:57:31,078 --> 00:57:32,568 really? 972 00:57:35,203 --> 00:57:36,203 Wait 973 00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:38,712 I forgot to put fabric softener in the washer 974 00:57:40,162 --> 00:57:42,904 baby! 975 00:57:48,328 --> 00:57:50,114 I tucked in the kids 976 00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:52,073 and I put away their toys 977 00:57:52,245 --> 00:57:55,487 so tonight I'll feel the joy of being wed 978 00:57:55,537 --> 00:57:56,367 put away the toys 979 00:57:56,412 --> 00:57:57,902 pepper pig 980 00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,860 alsa, Ana are all gone 981 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:04,739 so tonight this daddy's turf will be his bed! 982 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:06,120 Sweep the floor first 983 00:58:07,870 --> 00:58:09,610 by models and toys 984 00:58:09,912 --> 00:58:12,324 tidying up is annoying 985 00:58:12,370 --> 00:58:14,326 I'm getting rid of all of them 986 00:58:15,078 --> 00:58:17,319 everything is cleared 987 00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:19,156 I can be wild and crazy 988 00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:22,077 I'm married 989 00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,827 and I'm gonna have sex! 990 00:58:27,828 --> 00:58:30,695 Daddy, little brother threw up in bed! 991 00:58:32,870 --> 00:58:35,612 I'm coming 992 00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:45,073 The leftovers I froze 993 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,860 and I laid out their school clothes 994 00:58:47,162 --> 00:58:50,780 tonight I have to show off my lingerie 995 00:58:51,370 --> 00:58:53,076 I finished everything quickly today 996 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,985 nothing else will get in the way 997 00:58:55,037 --> 00:58:59,155 mommy has her urges that can no longer be suppressed 998 00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:02,861 everywhere they roam 999 00:59:02,912 --> 00:59:04,868 thore and dooramon 1000 00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:07,369 superheroes gather 1001 00:59:07,412 --> 00:59:09,903 all in the living room 1002 00:59:10,203 --> 00:59:12,410 everything is cleared 1003 00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:14,318 I can be wild and crazy 1004 00:59:14,370 --> 00:59:16,952 I'm married 1005 00:59:17,078 --> 00:59:19,239 and I'm gonna have sex! 1006 00:59:19,287 --> 00:59:21,027 Little bunny 1007 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,031 tiger 1008 00:59:25,453 --> 00:59:31,824 - there was a time - When we were passionate 1009 00:59:33,620 --> 00:59:38,410 we made the bed shake 1010 00:59:38,453 --> 00:59:40,489 with love and desire 1011 00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:43,823 from dusk till dawn 1012 00:59:43,870 --> 00:59:46,407 I'm so turned on 1013 00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:49,487 make love all night long 1014 00:59:50,328 --> 00:59:51,534 let's get rough 1015 00:59:55,912 --> 00:59:56,742 what's going on, baby? 1016 00:59:56,912 --> 01:00:01,110 Mommy, little brother has to go poo poo 1017 01:00:01,162 --> 01:00:03,949 how come he has so much poop? 1018 01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:09,110 I can't wait 1019 01:00:09,203 --> 01:00:10,989 I'm burning with desire 1020 01:00:11,037 --> 01:00:16,031 I'm going to put on my sexy attire 1021 01:00:19,370 --> 01:00:20,576 what happened, baby? 1022 01:00:20,703 --> 01:00:24,571 Daddy, I want to hear a bedtime story 1023 01:00:24,745 --> 01:00:27,487 what story do you want? 1024 01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:29,531 I walked the toy poodle 1025 01:00:29,578 --> 01:00:31,364 bought beef and soy sauce 1026 01:00:31,412 --> 01:00:35,405 now watch mommy work as hard as mommy can 1027 01:00:36,703 --> 01:00:40,400 the kids have what they want 1028 01:00:40,495 --> 01:00:43,157 but tonight we need to bond 1029 01:00:43,203 --> 01:00:46,821 making endless love until dawn 1030 01:00:46,870 --> 01:00:48,701 the kids can't stop us going 1031 01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:50,701 the bed now is bouncing 1032 01:00:50,745 --> 01:00:52,281 come on, hottie 1033 01:00:52,328 --> 01:00:56,571 come on, sexy 1034 01:00:56,662 --> 01:00:58,263 - my wifey is going to be... - My hubby is going to be... 1035 01:00:58,287 --> 01:00:59,902 Screaming - craving 1036 01:01:00,037 --> 01:01:01,618 moaning - yearning 1037 01:01:01,912 --> 01:01:03,743 heaving - giggling 1038 01:01:03,787 --> 01:01:05,573 steaming - coming 1039 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:10,907 we're going to make... 1040 01:01:20,828 --> 01:01:22,739 We can explain 1041 01:01:22,787 --> 01:01:24,402 mommy can explain to you 1042 01:01:24,453 --> 01:01:29,652 mommy has always wanted to be a very good... 1043 01:01:30,703 --> 01:01:31,703 Policewoman 1044 01:01:32,870 --> 01:01:34,030 if you told us 1045 01:01:34,078 --> 01:01:36,160 we wouldn't have bothered you 1046 01:01:39,245 --> 01:01:42,988 I wonder if we're going to have a little brother or sister after tonight 1047 01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:50,033 love 1048 01:01:54,495 --> 01:01:59,159 Celine, mommy and daddy stayed up late last night 1049 01:01:59,203 --> 01:02:00,488 they're still in bed 1050 01:02:00,537 --> 01:02:04,530 we still haven't had breakfast yet 1051 01:02:04,578 --> 01:02:10,278 that's so nice, my parents woke me up so early today 1052 01:02:10,537 --> 01:02:11,822 hang up now 1053 01:02:12,287 --> 01:02:13,901 byebye 1054 01:02:17,828 --> 01:02:21,616 it tastes better than mommy's breakfast 1055 01:02:25,203 --> 01:02:29,242 little brother, you scored number one on planetlii this month 1056 01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:30,287 yes! 1057 01:02:36,828 --> 01:02:38,989 We got the candy and the present for grandpa 1058 01:02:39,037 --> 01:02:39,992 the TV is off 1059 01:02:40,037 --> 01:02:42,904 the ac is off, the windows are shut 1060 01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:51,702 Oh god, we didn't unplug the iron 1061 01:02:51,745 --> 01:02:53,235 we forgot put water into the boiler 1062 01:02:53,328 --> 01:02:54,659 you two come with me 1063 01:02:54,703 --> 01:02:56,284 you, wait here 1064 01:03:01,870 --> 01:03:05,237 In my home, I'm not the boss 1065 01:03:07,787 --> 01:03:11,279 follow orders, never call the shots 1066 01:03:12,037 --> 01:03:15,450 I'm the head of the family, not a Butler 1067 01:03:15,495 --> 01:03:19,989 with my kids, I'm at a loss 1068 01:03:20,037 --> 01:03:24,360 at least... 1069 01:03:24,953 --> 01:03:28,320 I've got my car 1070 01:03:29,995 --> 01:03:33,658 at full throttle 1071 01:03:33,703 --> 01:03:36,775 okay, everyone in, let's go 1072 01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:40,656 at least I've got my car 1073 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,532 it can take me very far 1074 01:03:43,745 --> 01:03:46,327 careful, there are lots of cars 1075 01:03:46,370 --> 01:03:48,326 when I'm driving 1076 01:03:48,453 --> 01:03:50,660 I'm a beast without a chain 1077 01:03:50,745 --> 01:03:53,452 slow, slow, we're not in a hurry 1078 01:03:53,578 --> 01:03:55,409 when I'm driving 1079 01:03:55,662 --> 01:03:58,074 I'm the king of my domain 1080 01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,030 put on your blinker 1081 01:03:59,078 --> 01:04:00,909 people aren't mind readers 1082 01:04:01,203 --> 01:04:02,909 on the highway of love 1083 01:04:02,953 --> 01:04:05,865 she's driving me nuts 1084 01:04:06,412 --> 01:04:08,368 keep your eyes on the road 1085 01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:09,902 every little thing she needs to know 1086 01:04:09,953 --> 01:04:11,989 keep your hands on the wheel 1087 01:04:12,037 --> 01:04:13,618 shut the hell up for real 1088 01:04:13,662 --> 01:04:15,448 I should've taken a cab 1089 01:04:15,495 --> 01:04:17,611 calm yourself down or we're dead 1090 01:04:17,745 --> 01:04:20,862 when automobiling, I'm messing and raging 1091 01:04:20,912 --> 01:04:25,736 when they're driving, it's always frightening 1092 01:04:25,828 --> 01:04:26,828 you take the wheel then 1093 01:04:28,245 --> 01:04:29,951 on the highway of love 1094 01:04:29,995 --> 01:04:32,407 they are driving us insane 1095 01:04:32,453 --> 01:04:34,819 everyone, as men 1096 01:04:34,870 --> 01:04:36,952 we are most annoyed 1097 01:04:36,995 --> 01:04:40,032 when our wives keep nagging us while we drive 1098 01:04:40,537 --> 01:04:43,654 I wish one day there's a company 1099 01:04:43,787 --> 01:04:45,072 that produces a car 1100 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,951 like the one in "kingsman" 1101 01:04:47,037 --> 01:04:48,618 once I press a button 1102 01:04:51,662 --> 01:04:52,971 I can shoot my wife out of the car 1103 01:04:52,995 --> 01:04:55,361 together with the seat, into a land far, far away 1104 01:04:56,328 --> 01:04:58,785 it'll be a highly profitable business 1105 01:04:59,537 --> 01:05:00,743 thank you very much 1106 01:05:09,287 --> 01:05:12,404 Once we start the car, the marriage goes to hell 1107 01:05:12,453 --> 01:05:16,617 we're losing our grip on this family trip 1108 01:05:18,912 --> 01:05:20,402 on the highway of love 1109 01:05:20,453 --> 01:05:21,863 our fights are high-octane 1110 01:05:21,953 --> 01:05:23,284 on the highway of love 1111 01:05:23,328 --> 01:05:25,159 the marriage is rocky 1112 01:05:25,203 --> 01:05:28,695 on the highway of love 1113 01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:38,658 forever shall we reign 1114 01:05:46,745 --> 01:05:48,952 Stop kissing 1115 01:05:49,245 --> 01:05:50,485 you hit someone 1116 01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,826 ma'am, are you all right? 1117 01:05:58,245 --> 01:06:01,157 I'm fine - are you hurt? 1118 01:06:01,203 --> 01:06:03,740 - It's all right - Why are you sitting on the ground? 1119 01:06:03,787 --> 01:06:04,742 I'm in a hurry 1120 01:06:04,787 --> 01:06:09,451 watch it - I didn't hit her 1121 01:06:22,870 --> 01:06:24,076 Yes... 1122 01:06:27,162 --> 01:06:30,450 I've seen you act before, you are... 1123 01:06:30,662 --> 01:06:32,323 Your name is... 1124 01:06:32,537 --> 01:06:36,200 I'm a makeup artist. You can call me mo 1125 01:06:36,245 --> 01:06:37,245 take a seat 1126 01:06:37,370 --> 01:06:38,370 mo 1127 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:43,826 Mo, please make me look prettier 1128 01:06:44,370 --> 01:06:45,701 what do you have in mind? 1129 01:06:45,912 --> 01:06:48,073 You think you are an award-winning actress? 1130 01:06:58,703 --> 01:06:59,317 Ladies and gentlemen 1131 01:06:59,328 --> 01:07:00,534 welcome to the dating show 1132 01:07:00,537 --> 01:07:02,653 that might change your life 1133 01:07:02,828 --> 01:07:03,943 "finding true love" 1134 01:07:03,995 --> 01:07:06,327 I'm your host, yam wing chuen 1135 01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:14,611 In this show, everyone will be able to find... 1136 01:07:14,662 --> 01:07:17,529 The better halves that can enrich your lives 1137 01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:22,236 hi, I'm from zhuhai, guangdong 1138 01:07:22,287 --> 01:07:23,322 my name is Jenny 1139 01:07:23,412 --> 01:07:24,596 what kind of music do you like? 1140 01:07:24,620 --> 01:07:25,620 Classical music 1141 01:07:25,787 --> 01:07:27,448 what kind of guy appeals to you? 1142 01:07:27,495 --> 01:07:29,861 I like guys with good sense of humor 1143 01:07:30,245 --> 01:07:32,702 travel around the world with me if you like me 1144 01:07:37,537 --> 01:07:38,697 that's wonderful 1145 01:07:38,745 --> 01:07:39,745 a perfect match 1146 01:07:44,203 --> 01:07:45,693 a perfect match 1147 01:07:49,537 --> 01:07:51,027 up next, we have... 1148 01:07:51,078 --> 01:07:54,275 The last lady waiting for true love 1149 01:08:03,745 --> 01:08:04,780 Hello, everyone 1150 01:08:05,412 --> 01:08:06,777 I'm Mrs. li 1151 01:08:08,203 --> 01:08:09,534 silly me 1152 01:08:09,578 --> 01:08:10,909 I'm wong oi may 1153 01:08:11,537 --> 01:08:13,653 you can call me may 1154 01:08:14,828 --> 01:08:16,364 li is my husband's surname 1155 01:08:16,453 --> 01:08:17,909 but he's dead 1156 01:08:19,620 --> 01:08:21,611 he's actually not dead 1157 01:08:21,703 --> 01:08:23,159 we are divorced 1158 01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:25,660 but I'm much happier thinking he's dead 1159 01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:29,532 that was a fantastic introduction by miss wong 1160 01:08:29,828 --> 01:08:31,819 I, wong oi may, am a divorcée 1161 01:08:31,870 --> 01:08:33,110 I'm divorced 1162 01:08:33,162 --> 01:08:35,153 divorced! 1163 01:08:38,287 --> 01:08:39,868 Actually, I still love him 1164 01:08:40,953 --> 01:08:42,443 no way! 1165 01:08:43,912 --> 01:08:45,868 Can we not talk about divorce? 1166 01:08:46,370 --> 01:08:48,076 During my divorce 1167 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,202 it felt like having a heart surgery 1168 01:08:51,412 --> 01:08:52,993 but without anesthesia 1169 01:08:53,495 --> 01:08:57,943 it's like I'm cut open, with my lungs and guts spilled everywhere 1170 01:08:59,412 --> 01:09:01,277 am I a good speaker? 1171 01:09:01,703 --> 01:09:03,443 You've been staring at me the whole time 1172 01:09:04,953 --> 01:09:06,443 you must be falling for me! 1173 01:09:06,828 --> 01:09:08,819 I know I'm the one you want to choose! 1174 01:09:11,037 --> 01:09:13,494 May, let's talk about your job 1175 01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:14,620 all right 1176 01:09:14,787 --> 01:09:17,028 I work as a telemarketer 1177 01:09:17,745 --> 01:09:19,406 those who ask if you need money 1178 01:09:19,412 --> 01:09:21,243 and get hung up on 1179 01:09:21,537 --> 01:09:23,073 it's such a fulfilling job 1180 01:09:23,453 --> 01:09:27,241 I also attend a locksmith class at the community centre 1181 01:09:27,370 --> 01:09:31,067 locksmith and aerobics classes were the only available ones 1182 01:09:31,078 --> 01:09:32,534 I thought by attending the locksmith class 1183 01:09:32,537 --> 01:09:33,902 I could pick up a few more guys 1184 01:09:34,453 --> 01:09:35,784 but damn it 1185 01:09:35,828 --> 01:09:37,659 the class was full of desperate women 1186 01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:38,859 in this classroom, 1187 01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:41,111 desperate women were learning how to break locks 1188 01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:41,905 in that classroom, 1189 01:09:41,912 --> 01:09:44,198 old guys were learning how to dance 1190 01:09:50,370 --> 01:09:51,370 Do you have kids? 1191 01:09:51,578 --> 01:09:52,533 Yes 1192 01:09:52,537 --> 01:09:55,279 almost forgot to mention, I have a kid 1193 01:09:56,787 --> 01:09:58,948 will this make things more interesting? 1194 01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:01,368 I hope you won't find children annoying 1195 01:10:01,370 --> 01:10:02,701 although I do 1196 01:10:03,995 --> 01:10:05,656 I don't hate my son 1197 01:10:05,787 --> 01:10:07,118 how could 1? 1198 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,360 I only hate my heartless husband 1199 01:10:09,412 --> 01:10:11,619 who abandoned the family when I was fifty two 1200 01:10:11,662 --> 01:10:14,449 so I have to raise my child alone 1201 01:10:21,412 --> 01:10:22,532 Did I just blurt that out... 1202 01:10:22,578 --> 01:10:24,114 I was dumped by my husband? 1203 01:10:27,203 --> 01:10:28,613 Do you want to date a divorcée? 1204 01:10:29,162 --> 01:10:31,027 Give it a try, it feels great 1205 01:10:32,662 --> 01:10:33,947 that bitch 1206 01:10:34,745 --> 01:10:36,576 she's not even twenty yet 1207 01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:39,656 young enough to be his granddaughter 1208 01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,906 she looks just like a snake demon 1209 01:10:42,162 --> 01:10:45,780 with eyes bigger than avata's and chin sharper than la tour eiffel 1210 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,235 I had many sleepless nights 1211 01:10:52,578 --> 01:10:54,114 why? 1212 01:10:54,870 --> 01:10:57,077 I can't figure it out 1213 01:10:59,453 --> 01:11:03,025 I can't let that bastard affect me anymore 1214 01:11:03,162 --> 01:11:05,403 everything happened because of him 1215 01:11:05,495 --> 01:11:06,405 choosing the snake demon 1216 01:11:06,453 --> 01:11:09,525 over his wife of twenty seven years 1217 01:11:14,537 --> 01:11:15,652 He said 1218 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:18,610 "I love her more" 1219 01:11:20,245 --> 01:11:21,405 then he left 1220 01:11:25,703 --> 01:11:28,115 my world stopped 1221 01:11:30,412 --> 01:11:32,653 everything stopped 1222 01:11:52,245 --> 01:11:53,576 Miss wong 1223 01:11:53,870 --> 01:11:54,950 that was very touching 1224 01:12:00,453 --> 01:12:02,114 Would you like to make a shorter speech? 1225 01:12:07,037 --> 01:12:09,699 If you agree with what I said 1226 01:12:09,745 --> 01:12:10,745 then pick me 1227 01:12:10,995 --> 01:12:12,110 pick me 1228 01:12:13,828 --> 01:12:15,159 if you think otherwise 1229 01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,235 then forget about it 1230 01:12:46,870 --> 01:12:52,115 "Finale" 1231 01:12:52,662 --> 01:13:00,114 amazing grace, how sweet the sound... 1232 01:13:12,828 --> 01:13:15,740 Sau mau ping, "good times" 1233 01:13:16,287 --> 01:13:17,287 huh? 1234 01:13:17,995 --> 01:13:21,613 Last month, after wong's funeral 1235 01:13:21,703 --> 01:13:25,491 the consolation feast was held there 1236 01:13:25,578 --> 01:13:27,284 we sat at the same table 1237 01:13:29,828 --> 01:13:30,863 do I know you? 1238 01:13:31,328 --> 01:13:32,488 You're fan, right? 1239 01:13:34,412 --> 01:13:35,276 And you are... 1240 01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:37,785 I'm chan 1241 01:13:39,203 --> 01:13:40,409 hello, chan 1242 01:13:41,953 --> 01:13:44,695 this seems like a nice funeral 1243 01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,280 who's it for? 1244 01:13:48,287 --> 01:13:51,199 You don't know who the deceased is too? 1245 01:13:53,537 --> 01:13:57,405 I'm here for the funeral right next door, I'm just a little bored 1246 01:13:57,453 --> 01:14:01,526 so I thought it'd be nice to pay my respects here as well 1247 01:14:04,078 --> 01:14:08,572 to be honest, I also don't know this person 1248 01:14:08,620 --> 01:14:10,235 I just accompanied my girlfriend 1249 01:14:11,245 --> 01:14:14,567 that's nice of you 1250 01:14:15,578 --> 01:14:17,569 do you want a pork bun? 1251 01:14:19,078 --> 01:14:20,078 Huh? 1252 01:14:24,078 --> 01:14:28,401 Right, it's not too appropriate to eat here 1253 01:14:32,495 --> 01:14:36,534 my wife's funeral was done here as well 1254 01:14:36,828 --> 01:14:39,820 we were married for forty something years 1255 01:14:41,745 --> 01:14:43,155 really? 1256 01:14:44,495 --> 01:14:48,283 Is this where your husband had the wake? 1257 01:14:50,495 --> 01:14:52,175 How would you know my husband passed away? 1258 01:14:52,245 --> 01:14:53,655 Just had that look about you 1259 01:14:54,370 --> 01:14:57,533 I can also tell you miss him 1260 01:15:01,745 --> 01:15:03,030 was his funeral held here? 1261 01:15:06,245 --> 01:15:08,861 His funeral was held in "international funeral parlor" 1262 01:15:09,245 --> 01:15:10,860 two and a half years ago 1263 01:15:12,162 --> 01:15:15,484 "international" is nice 1264 01:15:15,662 --> 01:15:19,154 their seats are nice and soft 1265 01:15:21,037 --> 01:15:23,369 right, much better than the ones here 1266 01:15:25,578 --> 01:15:28,820 fan, are you seeing anyone? 1267 01:15:42,828 --> 01:15:44,693 This is a funeral 1268 01:15:44,745 --> 01:15:47,532 even though we don't know who this is 1269 01:15:47,578 --> 01:15:49,660 we shouldn't behave like this 1270 01:15:50,912 --> 01:15:52,743 I'm sorry 1271 01:15:52,787 --> 01:15:54,743 I don't usually do this 1272 01:15:54,828 --> 01:15:58,275 I just seem to be going to a lot of these lately 1273 01:15:58,328 --> 01:16:01,115 so... my apologies 1274 01:16:01,912 --> 01:16:03,652 you like pork buns, right? 1275 01:16:04,620 --> 01:16:06,281 Winter garden in yau ma tei 1276 01:16:06,328 --> 01:16:08,489 serves pork buns in a set of four 1277 01:16:08,537 --> 01:16:09,822 and they're huge 1278 01:16:09,870 --> 01:16:12,236 really? We should go there sometimes 1279 01:16:13,745 --> 01:16:16,578 chan, is this a pickup? 1280 01:16:18,078 --> 01:16:20,194 What are you talking about? 1281 01:16:20,328 --> 01:16:21,989 You'd have to agree to a date 1282 01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:24,819 in order for it to actually be a pickup 1283 01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:27,281 right now 1284 01:16:27,328 --> 01:16:30,820 it's just an attempted pickup 1285 01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:35,827 you seem like a funny man 1286 01:16:35,870 --> 01:16:38,828 I don't really go out like you're intending 1287 01:16:40,537 --> 01:16:42,823 I've got some problems 1288 01:16:42,870 --> 01:16:44,610 my health's not good 1289 01:16:45,287 --> 01:16:46,652 well, at our age 1290 01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:48,951 that's understood 1291 01:16:49,370 --> 01:16:51,235 I've got arthritis 1292 01:16:51,703 --> 01:16:53,284 oh yes, the ankle hurts 1293 01:16:53,662 --> 01:16:55,243 I've got gout 1294 01:16:55,287 --> 01:16:57,118 I know it swells up 1295 01:16:57,495 --> 01:17:02,489 no matter, I can live with that 1296 01:17:02,787 --> 01:17:05,119 my kids don't visit 1297 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:06,948 it's been always like that 1298 01:17:07,287 --> 01:17:11,360 I only see them during new year 1299 01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:15,613 it doesn't matter, they don't like us either 1300 01:17:15,662 --> 01:17:19,484 - I find you sexy - I find you strange 1301 01:17:19,537 --> 01:17:24,827 no matter, I can live with that 1302 01:17:25,870 --> 01:17:30,443 friends keep dying 1303 01:17:30,495 --> 01:17:35,489 but I've grown strong 1304 01:17:35,537 --> 01:17:40,782 it's wonderful being young 1305 01:17:42,537 --> 01:17:45,734 I think about it all the time 1306 01:17:46,287 --> 01:17:49,450 but it makes me nostalgic 1307 01:17:51,078 --> 01:17:54,241 I like cleanliness, tranquility and quietness 1308 01:17:55,328 --> 01:17:59,025 kiss me and I'll be quiet, I'll listen to everything you say 1309 01:17:59,537 --> 01:18:02,984 well then, dream on 1310 01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:05,201 I'll be quiet for a bit 1311 01:18:05,245 --> 01:18:07,076 and let you calm down 1312 01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:12,615 no matter, I can live with that 1313 01:18:14,495 --> 01:18:15,655 may 1? 1314 01:18:32,078 --> 01:18:33,488 I can't, chan 1315 01:18:33,912 --> 01:18:35,912 I'm not that type that just hops right into the bed 1316 01:18:36,745 --> 01:18:38,781 like some of the women in the elderly home 1317 01:18:39,412 --> 01:18:41,152 I don't do one night stands 1318 01:18:41,828 --> 01:18:43,409 it takes time with me 1319 01:18:45,328 --> 01:18:46,909 that's a problem 1320 01:18:47,995 --> 01:18:49,201 what problem? 1321 01:18:50,078 --> 01:18:52,194 Depends on how much time you're talking 1322 01:18:52,287 --> 01:18:54,824 if you're talking years 1323 01:18:55,870 --> 01:18:58,486 I don't think either of us has that long 1324 01:19:00,245 --> 01:19:02,452 I suppose I'm talking a few weeks 1325 01:19:03,328 --> 01:19:10,154 no matter, I can live with that 1326 01:19:12,662 --> 01:19:20,034 I'll see man, when I go to heaven 1327 01:19:20,495 --> 01:19:26,946 I promise to meet wan, in just a moment 1328 01:19:29,037 --> 01:19:33,736 he is still in my heart 1329 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:36,612 things we've been through 1330 01:19:36,870 --> 01:19:39,111 the promises we've made 1331 01:19:39,162 --> 01:19:42,780 but I'm still here 1332 01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:48,283 I'll always miss my man 1333 01:19:49,745 --> 01:19:53,363 I'm always thinking of my wan 1334 01:19:59,203 --> 01:20:00,203 I just don't know... 1335 01:20:01,453 --> 01:20:04,866 [T's normal, because I don't know either 1336 01:20:08,703 --> 01:20:12,446 I'm still missing her 1337 01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:19,282 no matter 1338 01:20:19,328 --> 01:20:27,328 we can live with that 1339 01:20:49,328 --> 01:20:52,161 In this city familiar to all of us 1340 01:20:52,287 --> 01:20:55,529 this is how the story of man and woman shall be written 1341 01:20:55,870 --> 01:20:59,067 with one truth that shall remain eternal 1342 01:20:59,370 --> 01:21:03,033 all ye good people of earth 1343 01:21:03,078 --> 01:21:06,570 find someone to love, someone you think is perfect 1344 01:21:06,953 --> 01:21:09,740 then spend the rest of your life trying to change them 1345 01:21:09,787 --> 01:21:11,823 and tell him 1346 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:18,195 I love you! You are perfect! 1347 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,692 Keep coming back 1348 01:21:25,370 --> 01:21:28,567 somehow I keep coming back 1349 01:21:29,912 --> 01:21:31,698 I keep coming back 1350 01:21:31,745 --> 01:21:34,487 to this whirlwind tour 1351 01:21:34,537 --> 01:21:39,076 and wanting more 1352 01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:43,033 I swear that I swore off of love before 1353 01:21:43,287 --> 01:21:44,322 again 1354 01:21:44,412 --> 01:21:45,492 once more 1355 01:21:45,537 --> 01:21:47,903 amour 1356 01:21:48,245 --> 01:21:51,032 keep coming back 1357 01:21:51,537 --> 01:21:55,325 somehow I keep coming back 1358 01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:58,451 I keep coming back 1359 01:21:58,495 --> 01:22:01,077 I've been through the wringer 1360 01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:03,281 and been drip-dried 1361 01:22:03,370 --> 01:22:05,531 I say I'm a mess 1362 01:22:05,578 --> 01:22:09,491 but I say it with pride 1363 01:22:09,537 --> 01:22:10,572 again 1364 01:22:10,620 --> 01:22:11,575 once more 1365 01:22:11,620 --> 01:22:13,531 amour 1366 01:22:14,078 --> 01:22:16,410 keep coming back 1367 01:22:16,870 --> 01:22:17,780 I don't care 1368 01:22:17,828 --> 01:22:20,194 if it's right or wrong 1369 01:22:20,412 --> 01:22:21,527 once you hit bliss 1370 01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:22,735 then you hit reverse 1371 01:22:22,787 --> 01:22:24,618 go find love 1372 01:22:25,245 --> 01:22:28,317 no matter how you're badly hurt 1373 01:22:28,578 --> 01:22:30,034 I've let things go 1374 01:22:30,078 --> 01:22:32,069 and ready to be in love 1375 01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:32,984 again 1376 01:22:33,037 --> 01:22:33,901 once more 1377 01:22:33,953 --> 01:22:35,944 amour 1378 01:22:36,245 --> 01:22:38,657 keep coming back 1379 01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:39,902 let me be 1380 01:22:39,953 --> 01:22:41,944 keep coming back 1381 01:22:42,203 --> 01:22:43,534 believe in the future 1382 01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:44,700 I still try 1383 01:22:44,745 --> 01:22:46,952 to love another 1384 01:22:47,328 --> 01:22:48,328 makes me want to die 1385 01:22:48,370 --> 01:22:50,235 just let me 1386 01:22:50,703 --> 01:22:52,034 fall in love again 1387 01:22:52,078 --> 01:22:54,114 all I hope for is to 1388 01:22:54,162 --> 01:22:58,235 spend the rest of my life with you 1389 01:22:58,662 --> 01:23:00,744 I love you 1390 01:23:00,828 --> 01:23:01,658 I don't care 1391 01:23:01,703 --> 01:23:02,613 I love you 1392 01:23:02,662 --> 01:23:05,699 I belong to you 1393 01:23:05,912 --> 01:23:07,903 I love you more everyday 1394 01:23:07,953 --> 01:23:08,817 I don't care 1395 01:23:08,870 --> 01:23:09,700 I love you 1396 01:23:09,787 --> 01:23:11,277 anytime now 1397 01:23:11,328 --> 01:23:13,910 there might be a chance 1398 01:23:13,953 --> 01:23:14,988 I don't care 1399 01:23:15,037 --> 01:23:17,403 I want to fly 1400 01:23:17,453 --> 01:23:18,659 I love you 1401 01:23:18,703 --> 01:23:21,570 no matter what happens 1402 01:23:22,328 --> 01:23:30,328 may love be always with you 1403 01:23:44,203 --> 01:23:47,195 I want this, and this, and this 1404 01:23:47,578 --> 01:23:50,411 wait, I haven't tried this one on 1405 01:23:51,578 --> 01:23:54,695 and this one too, I'm trying them on 1406 01:23:55,245 --> 01:23:56,610 hey, honey! 1407 01:24:09,245 --> 01:24:10,245 Honey 1408 01:24:10,828 --> 01:24:12,864 when will you finish watching the game? 1409 01:24:13,870 --> 01:24:14,870 Just one more minute 1410 01:24:14,953 --> 01:24:16,313 so when will you be done watching? 1411 01:24:16,828 --> 01:24:19,820 What the hell? That's ridiculous 1412 01:24:19,870 --> 01:24:22,532 I've made a lot of effort learning the game 1413 01:24:22,912 --> 01:24:24,448 I know you like it 1414 01:24:32,662 --> 01:24:34,118 Honey, hurry up 1415 01:24:34,162 --> 01:24:36,949 otherwise we'll miss the ferry back to shekou 1416 01:24:37,412 --> 01:24:38,743 I'll take this too 1417 01:24:40,912 --> 01:24:43,619 honey, even if you buy more bras 1418 01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:45,653 you won't get bigger boobs, or grow taller 1419 01:24:45,703 --> 01:24:48,615 or get prettier, hurry up 1420 01:24:51,162 --> 01:24:53,198 shopping with my wife 1421 01:24:54,745 --> 01:24:56,576 here we are again 1422 01:24:58,328 --> 01:25:01,070 she takes forever to pick out a few clothes 1423 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:02,326 damn slow 1424 01:25:02,370 --> 01:25:04,361 like a snail 1425 01:25:04,412 --> 01:25:06,198 I have no choice 1426 01:25:06,245 --> 01:25:08,076 but to stand here 1427 01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:11,658 now she's left me 1428 01:25:13,287 --> 01:25:18,611 waiting here, how sad 1429 01:25:22,162 --> 01:25:24,778 shopping, getting her nails and hair done 1430 01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:27,069 waiting for the wife 1431 01:25:27,328 --> 01:25:29,740 she's left me for a dress 1432 01:25:29,787 --> 01:25:31,698 I'm dying 1433 01:25:32,287 --> 01:25:34,243 she won't leave if a sale is on 1434 01:25:34,828 --> 01:25:41,108 when can I get a massage? 1435 01:25:42,287 --> 01:25:44,494 My days are wasted everyday 1436 01:25:44,537 --> 01:25:48,155 won't someone just shoot me now? 1437 01:25:52,787 --> 01:25:53,902 Excuse me 1438 01:25:55,537 --> 01:25:57,528 - ma'am, can I go first? - No 1439 01:25:57,787 --> 01:25:59,277 sorry, can I... 1440 01:26:01,453 --> 01:26:04,411 I'm about to pee myself, I drank too much water 1441 01:26:04,453 --> 01:26:07,445 I want to pee but there's a long queue ahead 1442 01:26:07,495 --> 01:26:08,905 men have it all easy 1443 01:26:08,953 --> 01:26:11,114 there are never queues for them 1444 01:26:12,037 --> 01:26:14,995 how troublesome, there aren't enough ladies' room 1445 01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:17,779 hold it until I can release in a stall 1446 01:26:17,995 --> 01:26:22,819 I should have just barged into one 1447 01:26:23,078 --> 01:26:25,285 being a woman 1448 01:26:25,328 --> 01:26:26,158 taking a leak 1449 01:26:26,245 --> 01:26:27,245 how pathetic 1450 01:26:27,287 --> 01:26:32,361 - non-stop shopping - Wait a little longer 1451 01:26:32,412 --> 01:26:36,610 I want to rebel but I'm still here 1452 01:26:36,662 --> 01:26:41,736 - this is my destiny - Wait a little longer 1453 01:26:41,787 --> 01:26:44,119 our relationship might be halted anytime 1454 01:26:44,162 --> 01:26:46,744 keep holding, damn it, I'm about to burst 1455 01:26:46,745 --> 01:26:48,360 - keep waiting, damn it, - Non-stop shopping 1456 01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:50,031 there aren't enough toilets 1457 01:26:50,037 --> 01:26:52,763 - keep holding, I'm about to burst - She's not stopping 1458 01:26:52,787 --> 01:26:55,779 wait a bit, hold it in 1459 01:26:55,828 --> 01:26:58,786 it's hurting my bladder 1460 01:26:58,870 --> 01:27:04,194 I don't have energy to wait any longer 1461 01:27:04,745 --> 01:27:07,031 this is insane 1462 01:27:07,078 --> 01:27:08,488 wait a little longer 1463 01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:09,951 I need to release 1464 01:27:09,995 --> 01:27:13,658 I need to piss 1465 01:27:14,037 --> 01:27:16,278 I can't wait anymore! 1466 01:27:20,578 --> 01:27:23,411 Hey guys, zip your flies 1467 01:27:23,453 --> 01:27:24,659 I'm coming in! 1468 01:27:26,412 --> 01:27:29,654 What's happening? 1469 01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:30,988 What's wrong? 88799

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