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The lord god said "let there be light"
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and there was light
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the lord god said "let
there be man and woman"
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and there was man and woman
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and that night man asked woman
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"hey, are you free tomorrow night?"
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And woman said
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"okay, let me check
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but I'm not interested
in anything long term
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I want to see other people
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before I settle down with one"
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Cut!
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And man said
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"there are no other people"
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And woman said
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"okay, how about this: We get married
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you vow your eternal love for me
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who are totally dependent on us
for eighteen years
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and spend time with us
at home every Saturday
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also, you'll never get to
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see another woman
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naked again”
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and man said
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and the lord said
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"why don't you two explore the world
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before telling me...
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Whether men and women
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can be together after all"
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and then thousands...
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And thousands
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and thousands of years passed
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men and women...
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Show time!
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Romance, new romance
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set a date, don't be late
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potbelly, slim it up
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showing off perfect pecs
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"producers: Virginia lok Eric tsang"
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trim the beard
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primp the hair, dance around
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let me be, let me go
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wear a condom, we're good to go
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"cast: Eric tsang Teresa mo
Ivana wong wong Cho lam"
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scent from my fragrance
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express my machismo
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zip your fly
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you'll be fine
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I have to work harder finding a partner
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it'll be a perfect first date
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"original screenplay by
Joe dipietro & Jimmy Roberts"
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Toner, shower gel
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antioxidant, anti-aging
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reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage
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burning fat, watch your weight
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"art director: Chet chan
constume designer: Cecilia chik"
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see my face, smooth and fair
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extending hair, manicure
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make a laugh, sounds so great
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speak english like Janice mann
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"screenplay adaptation:
Joey leung wong Cho lam wang jue"
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waking up, do the hair
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whitening and get prepared
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work out often
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stop eating macarons
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I have to work harder dressing up
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for my Mr. right
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I try to be a perfect partner
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even if I have to be your slave
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fake my virtue
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I'm acting flawlessly in this chick flick
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looking forward to meeting my love
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bachelor, where are you?
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I'm still waiting
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for him to come into my dream
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I have my stress
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though I'm not perfect
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I don't expect much from a relationship
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that's why I end up with nothing
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everybody
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I have my stress
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though I'm not perfect
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shame, shame, shame
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I cry and cry
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I'm used to it, how time flies
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time? Huh?
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"Music director: Laudon, Jonathan Edward
choreographers: Gerald wong Cho yiu pang Lee may"
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"director of photography: Kenny tse
administrative producer: Cherrie lau"
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my heart is pounding
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when I think about my love
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I'll be happy if we hooked up
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I'll be grumpy if we broke up
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how can I tell? I barely know you
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perhaps you are a jerk
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toner, shower gel
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antioxidant, anti-aging
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reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage
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burning fat, watch your weight
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- I try to be a perfect partner
- See my face, smooth and fair
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extending hair, manicure
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- even if I have to be your slave
- Make a laugh, sounds so great
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speak english like Janice mann
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- fake my virtue
- Toner, shower gel
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antioxidant, anti-aging
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- I'm acting flawlessly in this chick flick
- Reduce wrinkle, flaunting cleavage
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burning fat, watch your weight
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don't worry
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if Venus will stay
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I only worry
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if I have to wait again for love
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When will you show up?
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Being single sucks
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I don't want a bad ending
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I'm in my thirties and
wrinkles start showing
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"director: Wong Cho lam"
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"a chapter on courtship"
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enjoy your meal
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Let's do dinner
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and a flick
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sure
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you certainly move quick
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sure
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it's my pleasure to watch it with you
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how wonderful
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what movie should we do?
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Well, that's fully up to you
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this one, please
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let me get this
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and that, my friends,
was my one big mistake
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I'm too sick
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oppa, don't wait for me
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why did this happen
when we're about to get married?
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I love kung fu action
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mindless, violent action
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Danny young and it man are awesome
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I watch "love section" sometimes
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Tommy leung makes people high
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they say his ass is big, I buy
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what the hell am I watching?
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This movie here is cloying
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all the scenes are dragging
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I bet she gets all weepy
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as I get really sleepy
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no chick will ever pick the flick again
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oppa, it's not worth it
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I'll marry you no matter what
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He and she
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can't they be together?
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They haven't gotten married
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but he can't hold back...
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His love
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he can't let go
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the love from his wife
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taking care of her
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in sickness and in health
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that's love
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I yearn to see a psycho
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a psycho with pain saw
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be nice to see him slice up everyone
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mince the meat into buns
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sacrifice them to the cult
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sex and violence are all I'm after
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he's dutiful
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how wonderful
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to hold on to his wife in misfortune
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it's nothing new
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the wife isn't even that hot
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farewell, my love
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a kiss before we part forever
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We're running out of luck in this life
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see you next lifetime
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Bak so yeon!
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Why do I feel horrible?
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Did I just feel...
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A tear now?
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I bet it's just some sweat caught in my eye
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what's happening?
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My nose feels rather...
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Runny
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good god!
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My eyes are getting red
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this should be a lovely wedding
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but it turns out to be a funeral
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my manhood is capsizing
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- love has not changed
- What's happening to me?
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I might cry any moment
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it'd be such a disaster
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- on this day
- I've got to get a grip now
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think about a zombie movie
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special features
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must fight the feeling
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it's too late
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this movie is tear-jerking
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I can't hold it anymore
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- should've sneaked out long before
- Don't run away
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- no whimpering like a puppy
- Don't cry
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I've got to macho up
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women like Alpha males
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- still being brave
- I didn't plan on shedding tears
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I can't allow myself to cry...
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Oh god!
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Are you okay?
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Just an allergy
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you know what?
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I love men who aren't
afraid to cry at the movies
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why didn't the actress come back?
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If she came back
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the puppy wouldn't have died
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine
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I shouldn't have played so well
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come on, it's okay
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no, I shouldn't have beaten you
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come on, it's okay
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I shouldn't have caught up with my pride
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and pointed at you and said "loser!
Loser! Loser!"
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You're right, you shouldn't have done that
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just now when you pointed at me
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and said "loser! Loser! Loser!"
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Your voice is angelic, and...
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You look so pretty
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really?
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Yes
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then why didn't you make a pass at me?
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What?
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I mean, this is already our fourth date
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why?
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Is it me?
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Oh no, you're fine
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is it you?
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No, I'm absolutely fine
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my body works just fine
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even without Viagra
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I'm sorry... so sorry
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I said the wrong thing again
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whenever I go on dates with guys
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it's like I have this moron
switch in my head that goes on
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that makes me say stupid things
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I'm sorry, my bad
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no, king
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I was just trying to be respectful
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respectful?
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Yes
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I don't want you to think I'm a player
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you're the most interesting woman I've met
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you're pretty
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you play tennis well
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your voice is so beautiful
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and you're so upfront, also...
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Look, I have this moron switch too
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I don't even know what
I'm saying, so stupid
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dickson, can I make you dinner tonight?
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Really?
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What would you like to eat?
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Black truffle squid ink
lasagna alle vongole
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with cream sauce
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What?
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Black truffle squid ink
lasagna alle vongole
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with cream sauce
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with an egg, too
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great
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so I'll make black truffle...
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Cream sauce...
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Spam meat instant noodle,
if you don't have plans
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no, I never have plans
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which is not to say I'm a loser
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it's just that I'm generally free
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if you make me
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black truffle squid ink
lasagna alle vongole
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with cream sauce tonight...
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I'll go to convenience store to get some...
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Condoms?
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White wine
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white wine! Sure!
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White wine is a must
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absolutely
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what am I saying?
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Condoms and black truffle
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are two completely different things
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"moron switch"...
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If you want, I can also get some condoms
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okay
283
00:16:17,828 --> 00:16:20,991
then I'll go to the convenience store
and get white wine and...
284
00:16:23,078 --> 00:16:24,113
Yeah!
285
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,531
I have to get home and learn how to make...
286
00:16:26,578 --> 00:16:29,695
Black truffle... lasagna
287
00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:32,073
so I'll go to the convenience store now
288
00:16:32,578 --> 00:16:33,578
dickson
289
00:16:57,703 --> 00:16:58,943
Tonight
290
00:16:59,578 --> 00:17:00,693
tonight
291
00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:07,025
yes! Yes! Yes!
292
00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:27,449
Let darkness come
293
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,239
turn up the moonlight
294
00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:34,987
it might sound shallow
295
00:17:35,037 --> 00:17:38,154
but I want to fuel the spark
296
00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:40,910
surprises to follow
297
00:17:41,703 --> 00:17:46,197
I found my love
298
00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:54,870
and I will be loved tonight
299
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,035
hold me tight
300
00:18:01,245 --> 00:18:03,452
pamper me
301
00:18:03,662 --> 00:18:06,449
whisper softly to my ears
302
00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:08,907
and sing me a love song
303
00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:11,281
let's stay in bed
304
00:18:11,328 --> 00:18:16,573
and watch the galaxy above
305
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:26,120
and I will be loved tonight
306
00:18:29,037 --> 00:18:32,780
I drowned myself in work
307
00:18:32,828 --> 00:18:36,616
I let my days aimlessly pass
308
00:18:36,662 --> 00:18:40,450
I forgot how it's like to be in love
309
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:44,784
I was content being single
310
00:18:45,662 --> 00:18:49,450
day after day
311
00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:53,067
I lived in my capsule
312
00:18:53,287 --> 00:18:57,610
pretending to be cheerful
313
00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:07,570
Looking into the night sky
314
00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:12,525
I had no one by my side
315
00:19:19,078 --> 00:19:21,660
The sky seems gloomy
316
00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,949
but I know someone is waiting for me
317
00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:28,487
please treasure
318
00:19:28,537 --> 00:19:31,279
this precious love
319
00:19:31,328 --> 00:19:34,286
he shows me the light
320
00:19:34,328 --> 00:19:39,823
hold me tight
321
00:19:40,328 --> 00:19:46,028
my darling
322
00:19:46,078 --> 00:19:50,651
my love
323
00:19:51,328 --> 00:19:59,328
come to me tonight
324
00:20:14,203 --> 00:20:20,529
And love me
325
00:21:15,037 --> 00:21:18,074
I just remembered something funny
326
00:21:18,537 --> 00:21:19,322
what's that?
327
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,152
I bought an orange yesterday
328
00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:21,862
and?
329
00:21:22,245 --> 00:21:23,781
It went bad today
330
00:21:33,078 --> 00:21:35,410
I'll go get another drink
331
00:21:45,995 --> 00:21:48,702
I sit here trying to seduce
332
00:21:49,453 --> 00:21:52,445
and make this big boy drool
333
00:21:52,953 --> 00:21:56,195
but every thought that I produce
334
00:21:56,245 --> 00:21:59,112
makes me sound like such a tool
335
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:02,409
I'm making myself a fool
336
00:22:02,787 --> 00:22:06,279
it's not that I can't be diverting
337
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:10,735
sometimes I can even thrill
338
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:13,153
I want to be with her
339
00:22:13,287 --> 00:22:15,994
because I've fallen for her
340
00:22:18,245 --> 00:22:19,485
if I could
341
00:22:20,453 --> 00:22:21,989
transform
342
00:22:22,203 --> 00:22:30,203
into a stud
343
00:22:32,995 --> 00:22:38,285
if I were
344
00:22:38,328 --> 00:22:39,864
a hunk
345
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,442
if I were
346
00:22:44,495 --> 00:22:47,202
a babe
347
00:22:48,828 --> 00:22:53,822
the kind of guy girls love
348
00:22:54,995 --> 00:23:01,992
the kind of girl guys crave
349
00:23:02,703 --> 00:23:04,364
my beauty is stunning
350
00:23:04,495 --> 00:23:06,110
my pec is so firm
351
00:23:06,162 --> 00:23:07,572
my legs are so slim
352
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,201
my biceps are so strong
353
00:23:09,245 --> 00:23:10,781
my hair is shinning
354
00:23:10,828 --> 00:23:13,194
six huge packs
355
00:23:13,245 --> 00:23:14,781
two huge jugs
356
00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,489
all people are turning their eyes
357
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,702
I get what I want
358
00:23:21,037 --> 00:23:22,868
say my name when we make love
359
00:23:24,078 --> 00:23:26,569
fill me up tonight
360
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:29,362
can't miss the time of our lives
361
00:23:29,828 --> 00:23:31,068
I'm a stud
362
00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:32,860
I'm a babe
363
00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,573
all she wants
364
00:23:34,703 --> 00:23:35,909
is to get him
365
00:23:39,870 --> 00:23:44,318
if I were
366
00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:47,995
kuen
367
00:23:49,412 --> 00:23:52,199
you have a pimple on your nose
368
00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:57,735
let me buy you a drink
369
00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:02,576
hold on
370
00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,076
you don't drink like this
371
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:20,656
Get down! Get down!
372
00:24:20,703 --> 00:24:22,193
Get the hell down now!
373
00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,030
You lazy bums
374
00:24:24,078 --> 00:24:25,784
only good for nothing
375
00:24:29,953 --> 00:24:30,953
kuen
376
00:24:32,287 --> 00:24:33,527
I guess...
377
00:24:34,453 --> 00:24:37,035
I'm not the kind of guy you want
378
00:24:37,662 --> 00:24:43,362
I'm not the kind of girl you want
379
00:24:43,453 --> 00:24:48,993
I'm not a stud
380
00:24:49,953 --> 00:24:54,526
I'm a loser
381
00:24:55,287 --> 00:24:59,860
I'm nothing close to a hunk
382
00:25:01,037 --> 00:25:08,318
I'm not pretty
383
00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:15,695
I'm stupid and boring
384
00:25:15,745 --> 00:25:17,906
I'm not attractive
385
00:25:18,578 --> 00:25:20,614
my clothes are synthetic
386
00:25:20,662 --> 00:25:22,903
I only got one style
387
00:25:22,953 --> 00:25:24,989
I don't like to be flashy
388
00:25:25,037 --> 00:25:27,824
I like girls with no make up
389
00:25:27,870 --> 00:25:29,485
I've a flat chest
390
00:25:29,537 --> 00:25:31,368
we're actually a perfect match
391
00:25:32,370 --> 00:25:34,452
I'll call you everyday
392
00:25:35,703 --> 00:25:37,489
I want to see you night and day
393
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,073
I'll always be around
394
00:25:41,203 --> 00:25:43,569
one more round, what do you say?
395
00:26:44,412 --> 00:26:46,824
Due to the rayleigh-Taylor instability
396
00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,200
the rising air
397
00:26:48,245 --> 00:26:50,702
will drag the dust and debris up
398
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:53,611
that's why after an atomic explosion
399
00:26:53,662 --> 00:26:56,654
a mushroom cloud is formed
400
00:27:03,453 --> 00:27:06,286
Wow! German
401
00:27:06,912 --> 00:27:09,324
I wouldn't know if you
hadn't explained to me
402
00:27:09,453 --> 00:27:10,453
mushroom
403
00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:12,656
I didn't know that's how mushroom came from
404
00:27:12,745 --> 00:27:14,281
it's mushroom cloud
405
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:18,238
yes, mushroom cloud
406
00:27:19,787 --> 00:27:20,787
Veronica
407
00:27:21,995 --> 00:27:22,995
was I boring you?
408
00:27:23,412 --> 00:27:24,527
Not at all
409
00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:25,988
it's just me
410
00:27:26,370 --> 00:27:29,362
when I'm listening real hard
411
00:27:29,412 --> 00:27:33,985
my eyes are closed like that
412
00:27:35,162 --> 00:27:36,277
dessert?
413
00:27:37,912 --> 00:27:39,197
No, thanks
414
00:27:39,245 --> 00:27:41,406
I never liked dessert
415
00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:42,908
stuff like chocolate...
416
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,238
I just hate it
417
00:27:44,912 --> 00:27:46,152
I'm lying
418
00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:50,656
oops, I didn't get to the gym today
419
00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:54,445
I generally go every single day
420
00:27:57,245 --> 00:27:58,735
I'm really lying
421
00:28:01,370 --> 00:28:02,576
Veronica
422
00:28:02,787 --> 00:28:05,574
you're one special lady
423
00:28:05,912 --> 00:28:08,984
I could discuss nuclear fission with you
424
00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:10,322
all night long
425
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:13,692
I really want to do that
426
00:28:14,953 --> 00:28:16,238
please god, don't let him
427
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,906
let me tell you then
428
00:28:23,662 --> 00:28:26,859
my favorite thing to do is
429
00:28:26,912 --> 00:28:28,197
Chinese chess
430
00:28:30,453 --> 00:28:32,409
no wonder
431
00:28:34,828 --> 00:28:37,240
that was my guess too
432
00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:39,822
do you play?
433
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,156
Of course
434
00:28:42,703 --> 00:28:45,115
it's so exciting
435
00:28:47,412 --> 00:28:49,243
I'm lying
436
00:28:50,578 --> 00:28:52,159
let's find time
437
00:28:52,203 --> 00:28:54,114
to play together
438
00:28:54,287 --> 00:28:56,619
your place
439
00:28:56,662 --> 00:28:59,074
or mine?
440
00:29:01,453 --> 00:29:07,198
Who is this woman talking
441
00:29:09,203 --> 00:29:13,776
did you ever see the movie
"emperor of chess?"
442
00:29:14,162 --> 00:29:15,527
I love it
443
00:29:16,787 --> 00:29:20,154
I didn't see this movie
444
00:29:21,245 --> 00:29:22,610
what's your favorite scene?
445
00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:25,197
Help me
446
00:29:25,287 --> 00:29:26,367
this time
447
00:29:26,412 --> 00:29:29,700
help me
448
00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:33,734
if you had to choose a gas
to represent yourself
449
00:29:33,787 --> 00:29:36,028
would you pick hydrogen
450
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:37,363
or nitrogen?
451
00:29:40,578 --> 00:29:41,818
Excuse me
452
00:29:44,037 --> 00:29:45,447
I want to say
453
00:29:45,495 --> 00:29:47,110
just a thing or two
454
00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:49,485
but listening to his voice
455
00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:51,198
I'm ready to drop
456
00:29:51,495 --> 00:29:53,360
he eyes my breast, he talks, and talks
457
00:29:53,412 --> 00:29:55,152
he never stops
458
00:29:55,203 --> 00:29:59,025
there's a serious single man drought
459
00:30:00,078 --> 00:30:03,616
it has to be right when everybody likes
460
00:30:03,995 --> 00:30:07,317
a match among singles
461
00:30:07,537 --> 00:30:11,200
there're just too many idiots
462
00:30:11,245 --> 00:30:14,817
there's a serious single man drought
463
00:30:16,078 --> 00:30:19,366
I can't believe he's still talking
464
00:30:20,037 --> 00:30:23,279
I should seek refuge
465
00:30:23,495 --> 00:30:25,201
he eats, he shits
466
00:30:25,245 --> 00:30:27,156
it's like a torture
467
00:30:27,203 --> 00:30:30,946
there's a serious single man drought
468
00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,452
defeated
469
00:30:33,495 --> 00:30:37,033
I used to have some standards
470
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,360
but man by man
471
00:30:39,412 --> 00:30:43,109
I look older everytime
472
00:30:43,287 --> 00:30:45,869
lesbian
473
00:30:45,912 --> 00:30:48,949
I should be a lesbian
474
00:30:49,787 --> 00:30:51,823
it's so much easier to be with a woman
475
00:30:51,870 --> 00:30:55,692
no nonsense from men no more
476
00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:59,489
we seem to be made for each other
477
00:31:00,953 --> 00:31:02,443
and in "emperor of chess"
478
00:31:02,495 --> 00:31:04,577
who was your favorite character?
479
00:31:06,078 --> 00:31:10,526
The old guy who is not too old
480
00:31:10,578 --> 00:31:13,411
kind of chubby but too chubby
481
00:31:13,787 --> 00:31:14,787
Johnny sham!
482
00:31:14,828 --> 00:31:15,908
Yes!
483
00:31:16,162 --> 00:31:17,242
Me too!
484
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:21,942
I could grow old alone just fine
485
00:31:22,245 --> 00:31:25,612
adopt some cats and cuddle them
486
00:31:25,662 --> 00:31:31,737
they'll find me dead in my feline shrine
487
00:31:33,162 --> 00:31:37,075
there's a serious single man drought
488
00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:39,486
I date
489
00:31:39,537 --> 00:31:41,493
and try
490
00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:44,201
w ait for him
491
00:31:44,245 --> 00:31:45,781
to marry me
492
00:31:46,203 --> 00:31:47,864
flaws, there are just too much
493
00:31:48,328 --> 00:31:50,193
I'm screwed
494
00:31:50,245 --> 00:31:51,781
single man, please come to me
495
00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:52,738
help me please
496
00:31:52,787 --> 00:31:53,947
anyone
497
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:54,995
help me please
498
00:31:55,287 --> 00:31:57,323
let me get the check
499
00:31:57,370 --> 00:31:59,486
no, let's split it
500
00:32:00,578 --> 00:32:02,488
I'm lying
501
00:32:02,537 --> 00:32:06,485
I'm seriously lying
502
00:32:07,078 --> 00:32:09,865
hope you can find a bachelor
503
00:32:09,912 --> 00:32:12,654
because there's a serious
single man drought
504
00:32:12,703 --> 00:32:14,614
I bluff to give myself away
505
00:32:14,703 --> 00:32:15,818
single man, oh, single man
506
00:32:15,995 --> 00:32:19,408
anyone come take me
507
00:32:19,662 --> 00:32:24,827
I'm totally screwed
508
00:32:25,287 --> 00:32:27,494
fine, split the bill then
509
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:31,157
- screw you!
- You old fart!
510
00:32:32,662 --> 00:32:33,742
Veronica!
511
00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:34,787
Betty!
512
00:32:34,912 --> 00:32:35,651
Veronica!
513
00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:36,943
Betty!
514
00:32:36,995 --> 00:32:37,529
Wait a minute!
515
00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:42,660
- Betty...
- Veronica...
516
00:32:42,703 --> 00:32:44,364
Betty!
517
00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:46,326
Baby, I want to ride carousel
518
00:32:46,370 --> 00:32:47,370
okay
519
00:32:47,662 --> 00:32:49,823
you have chapped lips, drink some water
520
00:32:50,162 --> 00:32:51,868
it's so cold, my teeth hurts
521
00:32:51,912 --> 00:32:53,402
let me warm you up
522
00:32:55,287 --> 00:32:58,029
wong hoi nay, will you marry me?
523
00:32:58,078 --> 00:32:59,989
Kong ka ching, I will
524
00:33:05,703 --> 00:33:09,275
Love has no logic
525
00:33:09,578 --> 00:33:12,820
but I still fall for it
526
00:33:12,995 --> 00:33:15,577
why am I always single?
527
00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:16,700
Why?
528
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:19,202
Because I'm a guy
529
00:33:19,828 --> 00:33:23,150
my hairline is receding
530
00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:26,161
my confidence is lacking
531
00:33:26,578 --> 00:33:29,115
the doctors are not helping
532
00:33:29,203 --> 00:33:32,491
us single men
533
00:33:32,912 --> 00:33:35,949
my kitchen is disgusting
534
00:33:35,995 --> 00:33:38,907
my bedroom is messy
535
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,361
my clothes are all stinky
536
00:33:41,412 --> 00:33:42,492
my god
537
00:33:42,578 --> 00:33:45,320
I'm just a guy
538
00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:47,861
I want to be a husband
539
00:33:48,412 --> 00:33:51,575
I want to be brave
540
00:33:51,995 --> 00:33:55,237
I want to be an Alpha male
541
00:33:55,287 --> 00:34:00,862
and not to be alone
542
00:34:01,620 --> 00:34:03,451
as a matter of fact
543
00:34:04,328 --> 00:34:06,740
am a total husband material
544
00:34:07,078 --> 00:34:09,660
I'm loud and grumpy
545
00:34:09,703 --> 00:34:11,068
I gamble to see if I'm lucky
546
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,782
my balls are itchy
547
00:34:13,828 --> 00:34:15,159
being noisy
548
00:34:15,203 --> 00:34:16,739
being lazy
549
00:34:16,828 --> 00:34:18,659
I'm a single guy
550
00:34:18,703 --> 00:34:26,656
an outstanding single guy
551
00:34:29,870 --> 00:34:34,443
"a chapter on marriage"
552
00:34:38,537 --> 00:34:41,859
my future in-laws
553
00:34:42,203 --> 00:34:43,443
chi keung has an announcement
554
00:34:43,537 --> 00:34:44,697
he must be proposing
555
00:34:44,745 --> 00:34:46,952
you have to be here
556
00:34:46,995 --> 00:34:51,284
this pair of golden bracelets
is a family heirloom
557
00:34:51,328 --> 00:34:52,659
it finally has its successor
558
00:34:52,703 --> 00:34:55,695
we've been waiting for this,
we brought wine as well
559
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,736
when they come, let's...
560
00:34:59,037 --> 00:35:00,493
Mr. and Mrs. Lee, they're here
561
00:35:00,537 --> 00:35:02,448
let's hide
562
00:35:06,870 --> 00:35:09,236
sure, let's talk later
563
00:35:09,578 --> 00:35:11,694
chi keung - auntie
564
00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:14,569
please take a seat
565
00:35:14,662 --> 00:35:16,573
we're so excited today
566
00:35:16,995 --> 00:35:19,281
we'd like to celebrate with you
567
00:35:20,537 --> 00:35:22,243
and your better half, kiki
568
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:24,320
how long have you been dating?
569
00:35:24,953 --> 00:35:25,817
Two years
570
00:35:25,953 --> 00:35:26,988
two years only?
571
00:35:27,745 --> 00:35:29,679
Kiki, remember,
consider carefully before jumping into
572
00:35:29,703 --> 00:35:31,193
anything as serious as
573
00:35:31,495 --> 00:35:32,450
what?
574
00:35:32,495 --> 00:35:33,405
As serious as...
575
00:35:33,453 --> 00:35:34,453
What?
576
00:35:34,745 --> 00:35:36,281
Marriage!
577
00:35:39,662 --> 00:35:40,902
Daddy, mommy
578
00:35:40,953 --> 00:35:44,025
we wanted to wait till after dinner
579
00:35:44,078 --> 00:35:44,487
but...
580
00:35:44,537 --> 00:35:46,493
You wanted to surprise us I know!
581
00:35:48,870 --> 00:35:49,905
Well...
582
00:35:49,953 --> 00:35:52,615
Yeah, yeah
583
00:35:52,662 --> 00:35:53,777
me and kiki
584
00:35:54,037 --> 00:35:55,868
yeah, yeah
585
00:35:55,912 --> 00:35:57,277
we've talked it over
586
00:35:57,328 --> 00:35:58,238
we're breaking up
587
00:35:58,287 --> 00:35:59,618
surprise!
588
00:36:06,245 --> 00:36:08,657
Daddy, mommy, why are you here?
589
00:36:08,870 --> 00:36:11,031
Say it, why are you two breaking up?
590
00:36:11,620 --> 00:36:15,112
We don't want to let you all down
591
00:36:15,703 --> 00:36:18,445
but kiki and I have thought
about it long and hard
592
00:36:18,495 --> 00:36:20,076
the decision we make right now
593
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,235
is right
594
00:36:21,328 --> 00:36:22,989
and I just want to focus on
595
00:36:23,037 --> 00:36:25,744
my foot massage kol career now
596
00:36:27,495 --> 00:36:29,235
daddy, mommy, are you okay?
597
00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:31,493
What do you think?
598
00:36:31,995 --> 00:36:34,828
Chi keung, remember, no
matter what happened
599
00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:35,929
what kind of decision you've made
600
00:36:35,953 --> 00:36:37,489
I'm still here to support you
601
00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,485
honey
602
00:36:40,078 --> 00:36:42,820
this is good news, right?
603
00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:46,239
It's certainly wonderful news
604
00:36:46,328 --> 00:36:48,535
bring it!
605
00:36:50,203 --> 00:36:52,364
Let's make a toast for
chi keung and that one
606
00:36:52,412 --> 00:36:54,471
who will never be our daughter-in-law...
And her name?
607
00:36:54,495 --> 00:36:55,530
Kiki
608
00:36:56,078 --> 00:36:57,158
cheers
609
00:36:58,537 --> 00:37:00,653
congratulations, single girl
610
00:37:00,995 --> 00:37:02,986
you're courageous to be single
611
00:37:03,203 --> 00:37:07,776
we understand why you dumped him
612
00:37:08,245 --> 00:37:10,907
but we don't pity you
613
00:37:10,953 --> 00:37:13,114
very happy for you indeed
614
00:37:13,162 --> 00:37:15,528
being single
615
00:37:15,662 --> 00:37:17,618
what's wrong with that?
616
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:20,735
You've got too much work
617
00:37:21,245 --> 00:37:23,201
you dump him for your career
618
00:37:23,245 --> 00:37:25,611
you're self-sufficient,
you don't need a man
619
00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:27,243
to hold your hand
620
00:37:28,912 --> 00:37:31,324
you two didn't put your hearts into this
621
00:37:31,370 --> 00:37:33,235
it's not that bad after all
622
00:37:33,287 --> 00:37:35,573
being single is great
623
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,531
no doubt
624
00:37:38,953 --> 00:37:41,410
you're so lucky
625
00:37:41,453 --> 00:37:43,614
you have everything figured out
626
00:37:43,662 --> 00:37:46,119
you've got much more than mother ever had
627
00:37:46,162 --> 00:37:47,698
you're such a strong guy
628
00:37:48,662 --> 00:37:51,074
if you want to break up, we don't mind
629
00:37:51,162 --> 00:37:53,494
get a drink, you'll be fine
630
00:37:53,537 --> 00:37:58,452
we're your parents, we support you
631
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:03,278
you little shit
632
00:38:04,495 --> 00:38:06,656
what's wrong with you?
633
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,735
Perverted, gay, or herpes?
634
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:11,369
So bad that you want to be single
635
00:38:11,412 --> 00:38:12,948
leave all things behind
636
00:38:14,495 --> 00:38:16,907
he is a nice guy
637
00:38:16,953 --> 00:38:18,864
you'll be sorry for dumping her
638
00:38:18,953 --> 00:38:23,151
how long would it take to
finally find another person?
639
00:38:23,870 --> 00:38:26,156
We don't mean to pry
640
00:38:26,453 --> 00:38:28,739
relax, don't complain
641
00:38:28,787 --> 00:38:33,736
adulthood's not as crucial as it seems
642
00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:36,403
for another thousand days maybe
643
00:38:36,453 --> 00:38:42,323
or ten thousand years it could be
644
00:38:42,953 --> 00:38:48,073
our grandkids will never be born
645
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:52,650
even when we're gone
646
00:38:52,995 --> 00:38:54,781
focus on your career
647
00:38:55,412 --> 00:38:57,494
what a great idea
648
00:38:57,912 --> 00:38:59,948
keep working forever
649
00:39:00,328 --> 00:39:03,070
our dreams are destroyed
650
00:39:05,203 --> 00:39:06,943
calm down, my in-laws
651
00:39:08,662 --> 00:39:10,869
we're not in-laws no more
652
00:39:12,412 --> 00:39:16,234
best wishes to all
653
00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:24,026
here's to you!
654
00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,991
"Prison for the singles"
655
00:39:41,537 --> 00:39:43,994
Welcome, singles over thirty
656
00:39:44,037 --> 00:39:46,449
to our "matchmaking escape room"
657
00:39:46,495 --> 00:39:48,451
I'm your instructor Louis yuen
658
00:39:48,495 --> 00:39:50,156
I guarantee you'll be highly entertained
659
00:39:53,495 --> 00:39:56,612
by this extraordinary "big fun" experience
660
00:39:59,328 --> 00:40:01,034
it's just matchmaking
661
00:40:01,078 --> 00:40:03,114
it doesn't have to be so scary, does it?
662
00:40:03,203 --> 00:40:05,865
I said you'll have "big fun"
663
00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:07,573
of course the scarier the better
664
00:40:10,078 --> 00:40:11,943
don't scare them
665
00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,068
you look sharp
666
00:40:20,953 --> 00:40:23,194
In order to live up to
the horror of this game
667
00:40:23,245 --> 00:40:24,485
let me introduce
668
00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:26,906
the main character this game
669
00:40:27,203 --> 00:40:28,739
granny lung
670
00:40:31,578 --> 00:40:33,944
hi everyone
671
00:40:34,203 --> 00:40:36,865
I'm granny lung
672
00:40:37,828 --> 00:40:39,864
decades ago
673
00:40:40,245 --> 00:40:43,817
I was referred to as baby lung
674
00:40:43,995 --> 00:40:45,735
at that time
675
00:40:45,953 --> 00:40:48,569
I was just like you two
676
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:49,860
working in central
677
00:40:49,912 --> 00:40:53,234
as a white collar
678
00:40:53,745 --> 00:40:55,326
whenever I was free
679
00:40:55,370 --> 00:41:01,525
I watched Korean and Japanese dramas
with mytv super
680
00:41:02,412 --> 00:41:04,323
mytv super existed back then?
681
00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:05,995
Why not?
682
00:41:07,328 --> 00:41:09,193
Don't interrupt
683
00:41:09,578 --> 00:41:10,909
fine, fine, fine
684
00:41:11,162 --> 00:41:12,368
but for some reasons
685
00:41:12,995 --> 00:41:14,951
no matter how hard I tried
686
00:41:15,162 --> 00:41:17,995
I just couldn't seem to
find my significant other
687
00:41:18,870 --> 00:41:20,735
this feeling that I had
688
00:41:20,787 --> 00:41:22,823
you should understand
689
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:28,202
then came Christmas Eve
690
00:41:28,662 --> 00:41:30,368
a friend of mine
691
00:41:30,412 --> 00:41:33,904
invited me to a Christmas party
692
00:41:34,662 --> 00:41:37,153
I couldn't find a date to go with
693
00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:40,199
so I went alone
694
00:41:40,245 --> 00:41:41,451
as soon as I arrived
695
00:41:41,495 --> 00:41:43,827
I saw everyone came with a partner
696
00:41:43,870 --> 00:41:47,533
couples everywhere
697
00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:49,406
kissing and cuddling
698
00:41:49,453 --> 00:41:51,694
calling each other cute names
699
00:41:51,745 --> 00:41:54,282
"baby", "piggy"
700
00:41:54,328 --> 00:41:55,864
give me a kiss, baby
701
00:41:55,912 --> 00:41:57,072
piggy, give me a smooch
702
00:42:00,662 --> 00:42:02,573
sweetie, try this mini Franks
703
00:42:03,745 --> 00:42:06,452
darling, honey
704
00:42:14,912 --> 00:42:19,030
They even started talking like babies
705
00:42:19,745 --> 00:42:21,986
don't you think it's unbearable?
706
00:42:24,037 --> 00:42:25,777
I was so mad
707
00:42:25,828 --> 00:42:30,197
I grabbed a ak47 out of nowhere
708
00:42:30,537 --> 00:42:33,950
and killed all those jerks once and for all
709
00:42:43,370 --> 00:42:45,486
After they died
710
00:42:45,537 --> 00:42:47,528
their souls lingered
711
00:42:47,578 --> 00:42:51,446
they took revenge on me
712
00:42:51,745 --> 00:42:55,658
that's why I can only be a medium now
713
00:42:55,828 --> 00:42:59,241
people call me granny lung out of respect
714
00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:04,868
in fact I'm just lonely lung
715
00:43:07,912 --> 00:43:09,027
what are you laughing at?
716
00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:14,952
I'm almost eighty
717
00:43:14,995 --> 00:43:16,781
but I don't have a soulmate
718
00:43:16,828 --> 00:43:18,489
is that funny to you?
719
00:43:18,537 --> 00:43:19,868
No, not at all
720
00:43:19,912 --> 00:43:22,198
"for the singles"
721
00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:23,951
and what about you, bitch?
722
00:43:24,078 --> 00:43:25,078
I apologize
723
00:43:25,162 --> 00:43:27,027
can we go now? I want to go
724
00:43:27,287 --> 00:43:28,402
if you don't get married
725
00:43:28,453 --> 00:43:30,444
you can never leave this prison
726
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,405
are you still waiting
727
00:43:32,453 --> 00:43:34,910
for Mr. and Mrs. right to show up?
728
00:43:35,287 --> 00:43:37,027
Yes
729
00:43:37,162 --> 00:43:40,234
let me ask for you
730
00:43:45,870 --> 00:43:51,445
They're dead already
731
00:43:57,245 --> 00:43:58,280
What's your name?
732
00:43:58,328 --> 00:43:59,554
And what kind of partner
are you looking for?
733
00:43:59,578 --> 00:44:00,408
Tell me all about it
734
00:44:00,453 --> 00:44:01,659
let me see if I can help
735
00:44:02,245 --> 00:44:03,655
my Chinese name is chung king fai
736
00:44:03,703 --> 00:44:05,534
english name, kfc
737
00:44:05,578 --> 00:44:06,988
they all call me king fai ching
738
00:44:07,037 --> 00:44:08,243
I'm 34
739
00:44:08,328 --> 00:44:10,319
I'm looking for a young Christian girl
740
00:44:10,370 --> 00:44:12,210
who wants to get married
and have kids with me
741
00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:13,620
and you?
742
00:44:14,078 --> 00:44:15,096
My Chinese name is kam kung mun
743
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,155
english name, madonald
744
00:44:16,203 --> 00:44:17,203
I'm 24
745
00:44:17,703 --> 00:44:18,658
what?
746
00:44:18,703 --> 00:44:19,703
429
747
00:44:19,870 --> 00:44:20,950
so young
748
00:44:21,245 --> 00:44:22,701
will you marry her?
749
00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:28,116
How about you?
750
00:44:28,787 --> 00:44:30,027
Well... yeah...
751
00:44:30,453 --> 00:44:31,909
Speak up
752
00:44:32,078 --> 00:44:35,366
let's get married!
753
00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:38,360
"Congratulations"
754
00:44:39,953 --> 00:44:42,194
congratulations
755
00:44:42,245 --> 00:44:45,988
congratulations on escaping this prison
756
00:45:08,787 --> 00:45:10,948
Soon to be man and wife
757
00:45:12,453 --> 00:45:17,868
ladies and gentlemen
758
00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:29,533
We have gathered here under god above
759
00:45:33,787 --> 00:45:38,907
to bear withess to this man and this woman
760
00:45:39,287 --> 00:45:41,494
love
761
00:45:42,078 --> 00:45:50,078
as they vow their eternal love
762
00:45:54,787 --> 00:45:56,072
do you swear?
763
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,452
Do you swear to love and honor?
764
00:45:58,495 --> 00:45:59,826
I swear
765
00:45:59,870 --> 00:46:02,657
then your bachelorhood is a goner
766
00:46:02,745 --> 00:46:04,736
as a husband
767
00:46:04,787 --> 00:46:07,574
now you'll have a lot of chores
768
00:46:08,037 --> 00:46:09,527
really?
769
00:46:09,787 --> 00:46:11,118
Do you swear?
770
00:46:11,162 --> 00:46:13,403
Is your love for him wholehearted?
771
00:46:13,495 --> 00:46:14,780
I swear
772
00:46:14,828 --> 00:46:17,661
then your freedom just departed
773
00:46:17,703 --> 00:46:19,534
and remember
774
00:46:19,787 --> 00:46:23,735
now his family is yours
775
00:46:24,537 --> 00:46:25,902
do I swear?
776
00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,114
Ian kwai fong is no longer reachable
777
00:46:28,162 --> 00:46:29,162
do I swear?
778
00:46:29,203 --> 00:46:31,569
His belly will grow and
chin will be doubled
779
00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:34,111
who do you think you are?
780
00:46:34,162 --> 00:46:37,362
- I should get married with someone better
- I should hold out for someone better
781
00:46:38,578 --> 00:46:39,578
do you vow?
782
00:46:39,662 --> 00:46:41,903
I should ask my mother
783
00:46:41,953 --> 00:46:43,033
do you vow?
784
00:46:43,078 --> 00:46:45,911
Is this really what I want my life to be?
785
00:46:45,953 --> 00:46:47,784
You've really got to think
786
00:46:47,870 --> 00:46:50,828
do you really want to get married?
787
00:46:51,245 --> 00:46:52,951
And remember it's forever
788
00:46:52,995 --> 00:46:54,610
and forever
789
00:46:54,662 --> 00:46:57,779
and forever is a really long, long time
790
00:46:57,828 --> 00:46:59,596
- get away from here
- And remember it's forever
791
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:01,576
- listen to your heart
- And forever
792
00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:03,781
and forever - do you swear?
793
00:47:03,828 --> 00:47:05,679
- And forever is a really long, long time
- Do you vow?
794
00:47:05,703 --> 00:47:07,409
Do you swear?
795
00:47:07,453 --> 00:47:09,114
Do you vow?
796
00:47:09,162 --> 00:47:10,823
Do you really want to get married?
797
00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:12,573
Do you do we do?
798
00:47:12,662 --> 00:47:14,368
Do you swear?
799
00:47:14,412 --> 00:47:16,152
Do you vow?
800
00:47:16,203 --> 00:47:17,784
Think twice before you say it
801
00:47:17,828 --> 00:47:19,284
do you do we do?
802
00:47:19,370 --> 00:47:23,488
Do you?
803
00:47:34,495 --> 00:47:40,320
Oh, god!
804
00:47:43,578 --> 00:47:45,739
I'm going to throw the bouquet
805
00:47:46,578 --> 00:47:48,489
who wants it?
806
00:47:48,537 --> 00:47:50,152
Me, me, me!
807
00:47:50,203 --> 00:47:51,203
Here we go!
808
00:47:53,203 --> 00:47:54,989
One, two
809
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,451
It's coming, it's coming
810
00:48:03,495 --> 00:48:05,406
one, two, three!
811
00:48:12,370 --> 00:48:13,780
Congratulations
812
00:48:13,828 --> 00:48:15,443
it's going to be your turn soon
813
00:48:15,620 --> 00:48:17,952
sure, I'll be getting married real soon
814
00:48:20,412 --> 00:48:24,200
well I've walked down the aisle
815
00:48:24,495 --> 00:48:27,658
more than once in a while
816
00:48:28,412 --> 00:48:33,031
but I've always stood off to the side
817
00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:42,067
each bride has me dressed,
not quite looking my best
818
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:49,990
always a bridesmaid, never a bride
819
00:48:50,995 --> 00:48:53,532
I was kuen's bridesmaid once
820
00:48:53,578 --> 00:48:56,035
"fatty" is the name of her husband
821
00:48:56,078 --> 00:49:00,526
they made out on their wedding day
822
00:49:01,787 --> 00:49:04,199
both of them are overweight
823
00:49:04,370 --> 00:49:07,282
in the middle of their business
824
00:49:07,370 --> 00:49:09,782
her husband went lifeless
825
00:49:09,828 --> 00:49:12,786
and soon he died of fatness
826
00:49:14,370 --> 00:49:16,986
too many weddings
827
00:49:17,078 --> 00:49:19,319
too many dresses
828
00:49:19,537 --> 00:49:24,031
bridesmaids' dresses are hard to carry
829
00:49:24,745 --> 00:49:27,407
they all make my hips look so wide
830
00:49:27,453 --> 00:49:31,947
so you've got to be picky
831
00:49:32,745 --> 00:49:37,660
always a bridesmaid, never a bride
832
00:49:39,203 --> 00:49:41,694
I was fun's bridesmaid later
833
00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:42,860
I trusted my instinct
834
00:49:42,912 --> 00:49:44,402
that's a red flag
835
00:49:44,453 --> 00:49:45,738
she was too ruthless
836
00:49:45,787 --> 00:49:48,904
the groom was a playboy
837
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,577
on the big day
838
00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:55,236
he tried to grope a bridesmaid
839
00:49:55,328 --> 00:49:56,613
what a shame
840
00:49:56,662 --> 00:49:59,859
the bride changed here mind
841
00:50:00,745 --> 00:50:03,407
we gave them money and gifts
842
00:50:03,453 --> 00:50:06,445
chun's wedding didn't go well
843
00:50:06,495 --> 00:50:08,986
indecent affair
844
00:50:09,203 --> 00:50:11,819
no one could bare
845
00:50:11,995 --> 00:50:14,361
the guy and the girl, both heavily sinned
846
00:50:14,453 --> 00:50:17,115
for they were supposed to be akin
847
00:50:17,287 --> 00:50:18,327
they got caught red handed
848
00:50:18,370 --> 00:50:22,192
and chun got him castrated
849
00:50:22,995 --> 00:50:25,737
too many weddings
850
00:50:25,787 --> 00:50:28,244
too many dresses
851
00:50:28,287 --> 00:50:32,485
sisters, let's stay together
852
00:50:33,703 --> 00:50:36,410
forever and ever
853
00:50:36,453 --> 00:50:41,868
don't make your life a bummer
854
00:50:41,912 --> 00:50:46,656
always a bridesmaid, never a bride
855
00:50:48,537 --> 00:50:51,734
what is this attitude?
856
00:50:51,787 --> 00:50:54,904
With so many dresses for weddings
857
00:50:55,662 --> 00:51:00,861
silence, I'm sick of explaining
858
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:06,443
I was there for them
859
00:51:07,370 --> 00:51:12,194
but they separated in the end
860
00:51:13,328 --> 00:51:18,743
these gowns bring me sorrows
861
00:51:20,162 --> 00:51:23,154
too many weddings
862
00:51:23,203 --> 00:51:25,615
too many dresses
863
00:51:25,662 --> 00:51:27,118
I'm content
864
00:51:27,162 --> 00:51:32,828
I need not crying over a man
865
00:51:36,078 --> 00:51:38,660
I don't ask for much
866
00:51:39,662 --> 00:51:46,659
my fate is in my hand
867
00:51:49,662 --> 00:51:52,529
too many weddings
868
00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:56,826
praise the lord
869
00:51:57,870 --> 00:52:04,070
I've hung on to my pride
870
00:52:12,953 --> 00:52:16,946
"A chapter on couples"
871
00:52:17,037 --> 00:52:17,776
say my name, baby
872
00:52:17,828 --> 00:52:18,317
siu ming
873
00:52:18,370 --> 00:52:19,280
say my name, baby - siu ming
874
00:52:19,328 --> 00:52:19,987
louder
875
00:52:20,037 --> 00:52:21,037
siu ming
876
00:52:26,745 --> 00:52:29,202
How was it, baby? Was it good?
877
00:52:29,245 --> 00:52:30,245
Yeah
878
00:52:33,453 --> 00:52:36,866
on the scale of Richter magnitude
879
00:52:36,912 --> 00:52:38,368
how intense was it?
880
00:52:38,412 --> 00:52:39,822
Enough!
881
00:52:39,870 --> 00:52:40,870
You were terrible!
882
00:52:40,912 --> 00:52:42,388
You were focused only on your pleasure!
883
00:52:42,412 --> 00:52:43,322
Don't mention about a quake
884
00:52:43,370 --> 00:52:44,906
the bed didn't even move an inch
885
00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:46,318
what now?
886
00:52:49,203 --> 00:52:51,410
If your other half can't
satisfy you sexually?
887
00:52:51,453 --> 00:52:52,659
No problem
888
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:55,194
did you ever wish you could sue them?
889
00:52:55,245 --> 00:52:56,245
No?
890
00:52:56,495 --> 00:52:59,157
Know your rights and be informed
891
00:52:59,203 --> 00:53:00,693
at kwan king lung solicitors
892
00:53:00,745 --> 00:53:02,781
we have a lot of sexually
experienced attorneys
893
00:53:02,828 --> 00:53:04,263
who will follow you into your bedroom
894
00:53:04,287 --> 00:53:07,359
and get you the orgasm you deserve,
all in one go
895
00:53:07,578 --> 00:53:10,115
Mr. kwan king lung, please
896
00:53:11,620 --> 00:53:14,578
let's follow siu ming and Mei ling
897
00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:16,030
to romantic hotel
898
00:53:16,078 --> 00:53:18,990
and take a look at their case
899
00:53:19,037 --> 00:53:20,368
higher, higher
900
00:53:22,495 --> 00:53:23,951
lower, lower
901
00:53:26,078 --> 00:53:28,034
I don't mean lowering your voice
902
00:53:31,078 --> 00:53:32,488
all too familiar, isn't it?
903
00:53:32,745 --> 00:53:34,610
If you don't want this, what can you do?
904
00:53:35,745 --> 00:53:37,326
Don't get stuck with this
905
00:53:37,370 --> 00:53:39,611
step out and make a move
906
00:53:39,870 --> 00:53:41,952
back to you, Mr. kwan king lung
907
00:53:43,203 --> 00:53:44,659
it's our priority to safeguard
908
00:53:44,703 --> 00:53:46,223
the sexual satisfaction of our clients
909
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,236
siu ming, your contract states
910
00:53:52,287 --> 00:53:54,243
you must nibble Mei ling's elbow
911
00:53:57,870 --> 00:54:00,862
Mei ling, you must fondle siu ming's feet
912
00:54:03,537 --> 00:54:05,528
it's awesome
913
00:54:06,662 --> 00:54:08,823
with an annual fee of $4999
914
00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:12,488
you can satisfy all your darkest desires
915
00:54:12,662 --> 00:54:13,947
satisfaction guaranteed
916
00:54:13,995 --> 00:54:15,986
or your money back
917
00:54:17,745 --> 00:54:19,610
I got fifty thousand dollars
918
00:54:19,662 --> 00:54:22,574
because siu ming refused to nibble my elbow
919
00:54:23,620 --> 00:54:24,804
and I got one hundred thousand dollars
920
00:54:24,828 --> 00:54:26,989
because Mei ling wouldn't fondle my feet
921
00:54:27,328 --> 00:54:30,115
we won't rip you off
922
00:54:30,912 --> 00:54:32,698
if your partner doesn't get you off
923
00:54:32,787 --> 00:54:33,993
no problem
924
00:54:34,037 --> 00:54:36,278
at kwan king lung solicitors
925
00:54:36,328 --> 00:54:37,989
we care about your bedroom business!
926
00:54:38,078 --> 00:54:40,490
I love Hong Kong!
927
00:54:40,995 --> 00:54:42,221
Kwan king lung solicitors hotline
928
00:54:42,245 --> 00:54:44,281
44535210
929
00:55:38,537 --> 00:55:39,537
Baby
930
00:55:39,828 --> 00:55:41,148
have you paid the management fee?
931
00:55:41,453 --> 00:55:42,818
Yeah
932
00:55:42,870 --> 00:55:44,656
honey, have you paid the credit card bill?
933
00:55:44,787 --> 00:55:46,152
Yeah
934
00:55:46,745 --> 00:55:48,804
have you called the technician
to fix the washing machine?
935
00:55:48,828 --> 00:55:49,943
Yeah
936
00:55:49,995 --> 00:55:52,236
have you applied for a day
off for the pta meeting?
937
00:55:52,328 --> 00:55:53,989
Yeah
938
00:55:54,078 --> 00:55:55,409
have you fed the tortoise?
939
00:55:55,495 --> 00:55:56,495
Yeah
940
00:55:56,537 --> 00:55:58,528
have you bought Chinese
sausage for your mom?
941
00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:00,531
Yeah
942
00:56:00,578 --> 00:56:03,115
have you put your mom on the taxi?
943
00:56:03,203 --> 00:56:04,238
Yeah
944
00:56:04,287 --> 00:56:06,778
have you put the kids to bed?
945
00:56:07,287 --> 00:56:08,367
Yeah
946
00:56:08,828 --> 00:56:09,943
yeah?
947
00:56:09,995 --> 00:56:11,110
How?
948
00:56:11,453 --> 00:56:13,364
I promised them if they go to bed
949
00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:15,778
I'm taking them to didiland this Saturday
950
00:56:17,037 --> 00:56:19,028
just for going to bed?
951
00:56:19,078 --> 00:56:21,194
I am exhausted
952
00:56:21,912 --> 00:56:24,449
they were cutting polystyrene
foam in their room
953
00:56:24,495 --> 00:56:26,702
playing the "let eat go" game
954
00:56:26,745 --> 00:56:28,326
it's not happening
955
00:56:28,953 --> 00:56:34,448
whatever, we can tell them later
956
00:56:34,495 --> 00:56:37,202
didiland is burnt to the ground
957
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:40,828
I have to clean up the snow before bed
958
00:56:40,912 --> 00:56:43,073
don't stay up too late, okay?
959
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,429
Look at the dark circles under your eyes
960
00:56:44,453 --> 00:56:45,693
ouch
961
00:56:54,662 --> 00:56:59,361
Honey, you want me to come?
962
00:56:59,787 --> 00:57:01,573
There's no need
963
00:57:01,995 --> 00:57:03,735
I can clean it myself
964
00:57:03,787 --> 00:57:05,243
no
965
00:57:05,745 --> 00:57:09,738
I'm asking if you want me to come have
a little fun with you in bed
966
00:57:13,578 --> 00:57:14,693
really?
967
00:57:15,412 --> 00:57:16,652
I don't know
968
00:57:16,703 --> 00:57:17,943
what do you say?
969
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,327
It's only 9:15pm
970
00:57:27,620 --> 00:57:30,487
I can clean up the snow tomorrow
971
00:57:31,078 --> 00:57:32,568
really?
972
00:57:35,203 --> 00:57:36,203
Wait
973
00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:38,712
I forgot to put fabric
softener in the washer
974
00:57:40,162 --> 00:57:42,904
baby!
975
00:57:48,328 --> 00:57:50,114
I tucked in the kids
976
00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:52,073
and I put away their toys
977
00:57:52,245 --> 00:57:55,487
so tonight I'll feel the joy of being wed
978
00:57:55,537 --> 00:57:56,367
put away the toys
979
00:57:56,412 --> 00:57:57,902
pepper pig
980
00:57:58,120 --> 00:57:59,860
alsa, Ana are all gone
981
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:04,739
so tonight this daddy's
turf will be his bed!
982
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:06,120
Sweep the floor first
983
00:58:07,870 --> 00:58:09,610
by models and toys
984
00:58:09,912 --> 00:58:12,324
tidying up is annoying
985
00:58:12,370 --> 00:58:14,326
I'm getting rid of all of them
986
00:58:15,078 --> 00:58:17,319
everything is cleared
987
00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:19,156
I can be wild and crazy
988
00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:22,077
I'm married
989
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,827
and I'm gonna have sex!
990
00:58:27,828 --> 00:58:30,695
Daddy, little brother threw up in bed!
991
00:58:32,870 --> 00:58:35,612
I'm coming
992
00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:45,073
The leftovers I froze
993
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,860
and I laid out their school clothes
994
00:58:47,162 --> 00:58:50,780
tonight I have to show off my lingerie
995
00:58:51,370 --> 00:58:53,076
I finished everything quickly today
996
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:54,985
nothing else will get in the way
997
00:58:55,037 --> 00:58:59,155
mommy has her urges
that can no longer be suppressed
998
00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:02,861
everywhere they roam
999
00:59:02,912 --> 00:59:04,868
thore and dooramon
1000
00:59:04,912 --> 00:59:07,369
superheroes gather
1001
00:59:07,412 --> 00:59:09,903
all in the living room
1002
00:59:10,203 --> 00:59:12,410
everything is cleared
1003
00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:14,318
I can be wild and crazy
1004
00:59:14,370 --> 00:59:16,952
I'm married
1005
00:59:17,078 --> 00:59:19,239
and I'm gonna have sex!
1006
00:59:19,287 --> 00:59:21,027
Little bunny
1007
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,031
tiger
1008
00:59:25,453 --> 00:59:31,824
- there was a time
- When we were passionate
1009
00:59:33,620 --> 00:59:38,410
we made the bed shake
1010
00:59:38,453 --> 00:59:40,489
with love and desire
1011
00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:43,823
from dusk till dawn
1012
00:59:43,870 --> 00:59:46,407
I'm so turned on
1013
00:59:46,495 --> 00:59:49,487
make love all night long
1014
00:59:50,328 --> 00:59:51,534
let's get rough
1015
00:59:55,912 --> 00:59:56,742
what's going on, baby?
1016
00:59:56,912 --> 01:00:01,110
Mommy, little brother has to go poo poo
1017
01:00:01,162 --> 01:00:03,949
how come he has so much poop?
1018
01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:09,110
I can't wait
1019
01:00:09,203 --> 01:00:10,989
I'm burning with desire
1020
01:00:11,037 --> 01:00:16,031
I'm going to put on my sexy attire
1021
01:00:19,370 --> 01:00:20,576
what happened, baby?
1022
01:00:20,703 --> 01:00:24,571
Daddy, I want to hear a bedtime story
1023
01:00:24,745 --> 01:00:27,487
what story do you want?
1024
01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:29,531
I walked the toy poodle
1025
01:00:29,578 --> 01:00:31,364
bought beef and soy sauce
1026
01:00:31,412 --> 01:00:35,405
now watch mommy work as hard as mommy can
1027
01:00:36,703 --> 01:00:40,400
the kids have what they want
1028
01:00:40,495 --> 01:00:43,157
but tonight we need to bond
1029
01:00:43,203 --> 01:00:46,821
making endless love until dawn
1030
01:00:46,870 --> 01:00:48,701
the kids can't stop us going
1031
01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:50,701
the bed now is bouncing
1032
01:00:50,745 --> 01:00:52,281
come on, hottie
1033
01:00:52,328 --> 01:00:56,571
come on, sexy
1034
01:00:56,662 --> 01:00:58,263
- my wifey is going to be...
- My hubby is going to be...
1035
01:00:58,287 --> 01:00:59,902
Screaming - craving
1036
01:01:00,037 --> 01:01:01,618
moaning - yearning
1037
01:01:01,912 --> 01:01:03,743
heaving - giggling
1038
01:01:03,787 --> 01:01:05,573
steaming - coming
1039
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:10,907
we're going to make...
1040
01:01:20,828 --> 01:01:22,739
We can explain
1041
01:01:22,787 --> 01:01:24,402
mommy can explain to you
1042
01:01:24,453 --> 01:01:29,652
mommy has always wanted
to be a very good...
1043
01:01:30,703 --> 01:01:31,703
Policewoman
1044
01:01:32,870 --> 01:01:34,030
if you told us
1045
01:01:34,078 --> 01:01:36,160
we wouldn't have bothered you
1046
01:01:39,245 --> 01:01:42,988
I wonder if we're going to have a
little brother or sister after tonight
1047
01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:50,033
love
1048
01:01:54,495 --> 01:01:59,159
Celine, mommy and daddy
stayed up late last night
1049
01:01:59,203 --> 01:02:00,488
they're still in bed
1050
01:02:00,537 --> 01:02:04,530
we still haven't had breakfast yet
1051
01:02:04,578 --> 01:02:10,278
that's so nice, my parents
woke me up so early today
1052
01:02:10,537 --> 01:02:11,822
hang up now
1053
01:02:12,287 --> 01:02:13,901
byebye
1054
01:02:17,828 --> 01:02:21,616
it tastes better than mommy's breakfast
1055
01:02:25,203 --> 01:02:29,242
little brother, you scored number one
on planetlii this month
1056
01:02:29,287 --> 01:02:30,287
yes!
1057
01:02:36,828 --> 01:02:38,989
We got the candy and the
present for grandpa
1058
01:02:39,037 --> 01:02:39,992
the TV is off
1059
01:02:40,037 --> 01:02:42,904
the ac is off, the windows are shut
1060
01:02:49,370 --> 01:02:51,702
Oh god, we didn't unplug the iron
1061
01:02:51,745 --> 01:02:53,235
we forgot put water into the boiler
1062
01:02:53,328 --> 01:02:54,659
you two come with me
1063
01:02:54,703 --> 01:02:56,284
you, wait here
1064
01:03:01,870 --> 01:03:05,237
In my home, I'm not the boss
1065
01:03:07,787 --> 01:03:11,279
follow orders, never call the shots
1066
01:03:12,037 --> 01:03:15,450
I'm the head of the family, not a Butler
1067
01:03:15,495 --> 01:03:19,989
with my kids, I'm at a loss
1068
01:03:20,037 --> 01:03:24,360
at least...
1069
01:03:24,953 --> 01:03:28,320
I've got my car
1070
01:03:29,995 --> 01:03:33,658
at full throttle
1071
01:03:33,703 --> 01:03:36,775
okay, everyone in, let's go
1072
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:40,656
at least I've got my car
1073
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,532
it can take me very far
1074
01:03:43,745 --> 01:03:46,327
careful, there are lots of cars
1075
01:03:46,370 --> 01:03:48,326
when I'm driving
1076
01:03:48,453 --> 01:03:50,660
I'm a beast without a chain
1077
01:03:50,745 --> 01:03:53,452
slow, slow, we're not in a hurry
1078
01:03:53,578 --> 01:03:55,409
when I'm driving
1079
01:03:55,662 --> 01:03:58,074
I'm the king of my domain
1080
01:03:58,120 --> 01:03:59,030
put on your blinker
1081
01:03:59,078 --> 01:04:00,909
people aren't mind readers
1082
01:04:01,203 --> 01:04:02,909
on the highway of love
1083
01:04:02,953 --> 01:04:05,865
she's driving me nuts
1084
01:04:06,412 --> 01:04:08,368
keep your eyes on the road
1085
01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:09,902
every little thing she needs to know
1086
01:04:09,953 --> 01:04:11,989
keep your hands on the wheel
1087
01:04:12,037 --> 01:04:13,618
shut the hell up for real
1088
01:04:13,662 --> 01:04:15,448
I should've taken a cab
1089
01:04:15,495 --> 01:04:17,611
calm yourself down or we're dead
1090
01:04:17,745 --> 01:04:20,862
when automobiling, I'm
messing and raging
1091
01:04:20,912 --> 01:04:25,736
when they're driving,
it's always frightening
1092
01:04:25,828 --> 01:04:26,828
you take the wheel then
1093
01:04:28,245 --> 01:04:29,951
on the highway of love
1094
01:04:29,995 --> 01:04:32,407
they are driving us insane
1095
01:04:32,453 --> 01:04:34,819
everyone, as men
1096
01:04:34,870 --> 01:04:36,952
we are most annoyed
1097
01:04:36,995 --> 01:04:40,032
when our wives keep
nagging us while we drive
1098
01:04:40,537 --> 01:04:43,654
I wish one day there's a company
1099
01:04:43,787 --> 01:04:45,072
that produces a car
1100
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,951
like the one in "kingsman"
1101
01:04:47,037 --> 01:04:48,618
once I press a button
1102
01:04:51,662 --> 01:04:52,971
I can shoot my wife out of the car
1103
01:04:52,995 --> 01:04:55,361
together with the seat,
into a land far, far away
1104
01:04:56,328 --> 01:04:58,785
it'll be a highly profitable business
1105
01:04:59,537 --> 01:05:00,743
thank you very much
1106
01:05:09,287 --> 01:05:12,404
Once we start the car, the
marriage goes to hell
1107
01:05:12,453 --> 01:05:16,617
we're losing our grip on this family trip
1108
01:05:18,912 --> 01:05:20,402
on the highway of love
1109
01:05:20,453 --> 01:05:21,863
our fights are high-octane
1110
01:05:21,953 --> 01:05:23,284
on the highway of love
1111
01:05:23,328 --> 01:05:25,159
the marriage is rocky
1112
01:05:25,203 --> 01:05:28,695
on the highway of love
1113
01:05:32,662 --> 01:05:38,658
forever shall we reign
1114
01:05:46,745 --> 01:05:48,952
Stop kissing
1115
01:05:49,245 --> 01:05:50,485
you hit someone
1116
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:55,826
ma'am, are you all right?
1117
01:05:58,245 --> 01:06:01,157
I'm fine - are you hurt?
1118
01:06:01,203 --> 01:06:03,740
- It's all right
- Why are you sitting on the ground?
1119
01:06:03,787 --> 01:06:04,742
I'm in a hurry
1120
01:06:04,787 --> 01:06:09,451
watch it - I didn't hit her
1121
01:06:22,870 --> 01:06:24,076
Yes...
1122
01:06:27,162 --> 01:06:30,450
I've seen you act before, you are...
1123
01:06:30,662 --> 01:06:32,323
Your name is...
1124
01:06:32,537 --> 01:06:36,200
I'm a makeup artist. You can call me mo
1125
01:06:36,245 --> 01:06:37,245
take a seat
1126
01:06:37,370 --> 01:06:38,370
mo
1127
01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:43,826
Mo, please make me look prettier
1128
01:06:44,370 --> 01:06:45,701
what do you have in mind?
1129
01:06:45,912 --> 01:06:48,073
You think you are an award-winning actress?
1130
01:06:58,703 --> 01:06:59,317
Ladies and gentlemen
1131
01:06:59,328 --> 01:07:00,534
welcome to the dating show
1132
01:07:00,537 --> 01:07:02,653
that might change your life
1133
01:07:02,828 --> 01:07:03,943
"finding true love"
1134
01:07:03,995 --> 01:07:06,327
I'm your host, yam wing chuen
1135
01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:14,611
In this show, everyone
will be able to find...
1136
01:07:14,662 --> 01:07:17,529
The better halves that
can enrich your lives
1137
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:22,236
hi, I'm from zhuhai, guangdong
1138
01:07:22,287 --> 01:07:23,322
my name is Jenny
1139
01:07:23,412 --> 01:07:24,596
what kind of music do you like?
1140
01:07:24,620 --> 01:07:25,620
Classical music
1141
01:07:25,787 --> 01:07:27,448
what kind of guy appeals to you?
1142
01:07:27,495 --> 01:07:29,861
I like guys with good sense of humor
1143
01:07:30,245 --> 01:07:32,702
travel around the world
with me if you like me
1144
01:07:37,537 --> 01:07:38,697
that's wonderful
1145
01:07:38,745 --> 01:07:39,745
a perfect match
1146
01:07:44,203 --> 01:07:45,693
a perfect match
1147
01:07:49,537 --> 01:07:51,027
up next, we have...
1148
01:07:51,078 --> 01:07:54,275
The last lady waiting for true love
1149
01:08:03,745 --> 01:08:04,780
Hello, everyone
1150
01:08:05,412 --> 01:08:06,777
I'm Mrs. li
1151
01:08:08,203 --> 01:08:09,534
silly me
1152
01:08:09,578 --> 01:08:10,909
I'm wong oi may
1153
01:08:11,537 --> 01:08:13,653
you can call me may
1154
01:08:14,828 --> 01:08:16,364
li is my husband's surname
1155
01:08:16,453 --> 01:08:17,909
but he's dead
1156
01:08:19,620 --> 01:08:21,611
he's actually not dead
1157
01:08:21,703 --> 01:08:23,159
we are divorced
1158
01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:25,660
but I'm much happier thinking he's dead
1159
01:08:26,620 --> 01:08:29,532
that was a fantastic
introduction by miss wong
1160
01:08:29,828 --> 01:08:31,819
I, wong oi may, am a divorcée
1161
01:08:31,870 --> 01:08:33,110
I'm divorced
1162
01:08:33,162 --> 01:08:35,153
divorced!
1163
01:08:38,287 --> 01:08:39,868
Actually, I still love him
1164
01:08:40,953 --> 01:08:42,443
no way!
1165
01:08:43,912 --> 01:08:45,868
Can we not talk about divorce?
1166
01:08:46,370 --> 01:08:48,076
During my divorce
1167
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,202
it felt like having a heart surgery
1168
01:08:51,412 --> 01:08:52,993
but without anesthesia
1169
01:08:53,495 --> 01:08:57,943
it's like I'm cut open, with my lungs
and guts spilled everywhere
1170
01:08:59,412 --> 01:09:01,277
am I a good speaker?
1171
01:09:01,703 --> 01:09:03,443
You've been staring at me the whole time
1172
01:09:04,953 --> 01:09:06,443
you must be falling for me!
1173
01:09:06,828 --> 01:09:08,819
I know I'm the one you want to choose!
1174
01:09:11,037 --> 01:09:13,494
May, let's talk about your job
1175
01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:14,620
all right
1176
01:09:14,787 --> 01:09:17,028
I work as a telemarketer
1177
01:09:17,745 --> 01:09:19,406
those who ask if you need money
1178
01:09:19,412 --> 01:09:21,243
and get hung up on
1179
01:09:21,537 --> 01:09:23,073
it's such a fulfilling job
1180
01:09:23,453 --> 01:09:27,241
I also attend a locksmith class
at the community centre
1181
01:09:27,370 --> 01:09:31,067
locksmith and aerobics classes
were the only available ones
1182
01:09:31,078 --> 01:09:32,534
I thought by attending the locksmith class
1183
01:09:32,537 --> 01:09:33,902
I could pick up a few more guys
1184
01:09:34,453 --> 01:09:35,784
but damn it
1185
01:09:35,828 --> 01:09:37,659
the class was full of desperate women
1186
01:09:37,870 --> 01:09:38,859
in this classroom,
1187
01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:41,111
desperate women were
learning how to break locks
1188
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:41,905
in that classroom,
1189
01:09:41,912 --> 01:09:44,198
old guys were learning how to dance
1190
01:09:50,370 --> 01:09:51,370
Do you have kids?
1191
01:09:51,578 --> 01:09:52,533
Yes
1192
01:09:52,537 --> 01:09:55,279
almost forgot to mention, I have a kid
1193
01:09:56,787 --> 01:09:58,948
will this make things more interesting?
1194
01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:01,368
I hope you won't find children annoying
1195
01:10:01,370 --> 01:10:02,701
although I do
1196
01:10:03,995 --> 01:10:05,656
I don't hate my son
1197
01:10:05,787 --> 01:10:07,118
how could 1?
1198
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,360
I only hate my heartless husband
1199
01:10:09,412 --> 01:10:11,619
who abandoned the family
when I was fifty two
1200
01:10:11,662 --> 01:10:14,449
so I have to raise my child alone
1201
01:10:21,412 --> 01:10:22,532
Did I just blurt that out...
1202
01:10:22,578 --> 01:10:24,114
I was dumped by my husband?
1203
01:10:27,203 --> 01:10:28,613
Do you want to date a divorcée?
1204
01:10:29,162 --> 01:10:31,027
Give it a try, it feels great
1205
01:10:32,662 --> 01:10:33,947
that bitch
1206
01:10:34,745 --> 01:10:36,576
she's not even twenty yet
1207
01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:39,656
young enough to be his granddaughter
1208
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,906
she looks just like a snake demon
1209
01:10:42,162 --> 01:10:45,780
with eyes bigger than avata's
and chin sharper than la tour eiffel
1210
01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,235
I had many sleepless nights
1211
01:10:52,578 --> 01:10:54,114
why?
1212
01:10:54,870 --> 01:10:57,077
I can't figure it out
1213
01:10:59,453 --> 01:11:03,025
I can't let that bastard affect me anymore
1214
01:11:03,162 --> 01:11:05,403
everything happened because of him
1215
01:11:05,495 --> 01:11:06,405
choosing the snake demon
1216
01:11:06,453 --> 01:11:09,525
over his wife of twenty seven years
1217
01:11:14,537 --> 01:11:15,652
He said
1218
01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:18,610
"I love her more"
1219
01:11:20,245 --> 01:11:21,405
then he left
1220
01:11:25,703 --> 01:11:28,115
my world stopped
1221
01:11:30,412 --> 01:11:32,653
everything stopped
1222
01:11:52,245 --> 01:11:53,576
Miss wong
1223
01:11:53,870 --> 01:11:54,950
that was very touching
1224
01:12:00,453 --> 01:12:02,114
Would you like to make a shorter speech?
1225
01:12:07,037 --> 01:12:09,699
If you agree with what I said
1226
01:12:09,745 --> 01:12:10,745
then pick me
1227
01:12:10,995 --> 01:12:12,110
pick me
1228
01:12:13,828 --> 01:12:15,159
if you think otherwise
1229
01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:17,235
then forget about it
1230
01:12:46,870 --> 01:12:52,115
"Finale"
1231
01:12:52,662 --> 01:13:00,114
amazing grace, how sweet the sound...
1232
01:13:12,828 --> 01:13:15,740
Sau mau ping, "good times"
1233
01:13:16,287 --> 01:13:17,287
huh?
1234
01:13:17,995 --> 01:13:21,613
Last month, after wong's funeral
1235
01:13:21,703 --> 01:13:25,491
the consolation feast was held there
1236
01:13:25,578 --> 01:13:27,284
we sat at the same table
1237
01:13:29,828 --> 01:13:30,863
do I know you?
1238
01:13:31,328 --> 01:13:32,488
You're fan, right?
1239
01:13:34,412 --> 01:13:35,276
And you are...
1240
01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:37,785
I'm chan
1241
01:13:39,203 --> 01:13:40,409
hello, chan
1242
01:13:41,953 --> 01:13:44,695
this seems like a nice funeral
1243
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:46,280
who's it for?
1244
01:13:48,287 --> 01:13:51,199
You don't know who the deceased is too?
1245
01:13:53,537 --> 01:13:57,405
I'm here for the funeral right next door,
I'm just a little bored
1246
01:13:57,453 --> 01:14:01,526
so I thought it'd be nice
to pay my respects here as well
1247
01:14:04,078 --> 01:14:08,572
to be honest, I also don't know this person
1248
01:14:08,620 --> 01:14:10,235
I just accompanied my girlfriend
1249
01:14:11,245 --> 01:14:14,567
that's nice of you
1250
01:14:15,578 --> 01:14:17,569
do you want a pork bun?
1251
01:14:19,078 --> 01:14:20,078
Huh?
1252
01:14:24,078 --> 01:14:28,401
Right, it's not too appropriate to eat here
1253
01:14:32,495 --> 01:14:36,534
my wife's funeral was done here as well
1254
01:14:36,828 --> 01:14:39,820
we were married for forty something years
1255
01:14:41,745 --> 01:14:43,155
really?
1256
01:14:44,495 --> 01:14:48,283
Is this where your husband had the wake?
1257
01:14:50,495 --> 01:14:52,175
How would you know my husband passed away?
1258
01:14:52,245 --> 01:14:53,655
Just had that look about you
1259
01:14:54,370 --> 01:14:57,533
I can also tell you miss him
1260
01:15:01,745 --> 01:15:03,030
was his funeral held here?
1261
01:15:06,245 --> 01:15:08,861
His funeral was held in
"international funeral parlor"
1262
01:15:09,245 --> 01:15:10,860
two and a half years ago
1263
01:15:12,162 --> 01:15:15,484
"international" is nice
1264
01:15:15,662 --> 01:15:19,154
their seats are nice and soft
1265
01:15:21,037 --> 01:15:23,369
right, much better than the ones here
1266
01:15:25,578 --> 01:15:28,820
fan, are you seeing anyone?
1267
01:15:42,828 --> 01:15:44,693
This is a funeral
1268
01:15:44,745 --> 01:15:47,532
even though we don't know who this is
1269
01:15:47,578 --> 01:15:49,660
we shouldn't behave like this
1270
01:15:50,912 --> 01:15:52,743
I'm sorry
1271
01:15:52,787 --> 01:15:54,743
I don't usually do this
1272
01:15:54,828 --> 01:15:58,275
I just seem to be going
to a lot of these lately
1273
01:15:58,328 --> 01:16:01,115
so... my apologies
1274
01:16:01,912 --> 01:16:03,652
you like pork buns, right?
1275
01:16:04,620 --> 01:16:06,281
Winter garden in yau ma tei
1276
01:16:06,328 --> 01:16:08,489
serves pork buns in a set of four
1277
01:16:08,537 --> 01:16:09,822
and they're huge
1278
01:16:09,870 --> 01:16:12,236
really? We should go there sometimes
1279
01:16:13,745 --> 01:16:16,578
chan, is this a pickup?
1280
01:16:18,078 --> 01:16:20,194
What are you talking about?
1281
01:16:20,328 --> 01:16:21,989
You'd have to agree to a date
1282
01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:24,819
in order for it to actually be a pickup
1283
01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:27,281
right now
1284
01:16:27,328 --> 01:16:30,820
it's just an attempted pickup
1285
01:16:33,120 --> 01:16:35,827
you seem like a funny man
1286
01:16:35,870 --> 01:16:38,828
I don't really go out like you're intending
1287
01:16:40,537 --> 01:16:42,823
I've got some problems
1288
01:16:42,870 --> 01:16:44,610
my health's not good
1289
01:16:45,287 --> 01:16:46,652
well, at our age
1290
01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:48,951
that's understood
1291
01:16:49,370 --> 01:16:51,235
I've got arthritis
1292
01:16:51,703 --> 01:16:53,284
oh yes, the ankle hurts
1293
01:16:53,662 --> 01:16:55,243
I've got gout
1294
01:16:55,287 --> 01:16:57,118
I know it swells up
1295
01:16:57,495 --> 01:17:02,489
no matter, I can live with that
1296
01:17:02,787 --> 01:17:05,119
my kids don't visit
1297
01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:06,948
it's been always like that
1298
01:17:07,287 --> 01:17:11,360
I only see them during new year
1299
01:17:11,620 --> 01:17:15,613
it doesn't matter, they
don't like us either
1300
01:17:15,662 --> 01:17:19,484
- I find you sexy
- I find you strange
1301
01:17:19,537 --> 01:17:24,827
no matter, I can live with that
1302
01:17:25,870 --> 01:17:30,443
friends keep dying
1303
01:17:30,495 --> 01:17:35,489
but I've grown strong
1304
01:17:35,537 --> 01:17:40,782
it's wonderful being young
1305
01:17:42,537 --> 01:17:45,734
I think about it all the time
1306
01:17:46,287 --> 01:17:49,450
but it makes me nostalgic
1307
01:17:51,078 --> 01:17:54,241
I like cleanliness,
tranquility and quietness
1308
01:17:55,328 --> 01:17:59,025
kiss me and I'll be quiet,
I'll listen to everything you say
1309
01:17:59,537 --> 01:18:02,984
well then, dream on
1310
01:18:03,620 --> 01:18:05,201
I'll be quiet for a bit
1311
01:18:05,245 --> 01:18:07,076
and let you calm down
1312
01:18:07,120 --> 01:18:12,615
no matter, I can live with that
1313
01:18:14,495 --> 01:18:15,655
may 1?
1314
01:18:32,078 --> 01:18:33,488
I can't, chan
1315
01:18:33,912 --> 01:18:35,912
I'm not that type that
just hops right into the bed
1316
01:18:36,745 --> 01:18:38,781
like some of the women in the elderly home
1317
01:18:39,412 --> 01:18:41,152
I don't do one night stands
1318
01:18:41,828 --> 01:18:43,409
it takes time with me
1319
01:18:45,328 --> 01:18:46,909
that's a problem
1320
01:18:47,995 --> 01:18:49,201
what problem?
1321
01:18:50,078 --> 01:18:52,194
Depends on how much time you're talking
1322
01:18:52,287 --> 01:18:54,824
if you're talking years
1323
01:18:55,870 --> 01:18:58,486
I don't think either of us has that long
1324
01:19:00,245 --> 01:19:02,452
I suppose I'm talking a few weeks
1325
01:19:03,328 --> 01:19:10,154
no matter, I can live with that
1326
01:19:12,662 --> 01:19:20,034
I'll see man, when I go to heaven
1327
01:19:20,495 --> 01:19:26,946
I promise to meet wan, in just a moment
1328
01:19:29,037 --> 01:19:33,736
he is still in my heart
1329
01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:36,612
things we've been through
1330
01:19:36,870 --> 01:19:39,111
the promises we've made
1331
01:19:39,162 --> 01:19:42,780
but I'm still here
1332
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:48,283
I'll always miss my man
1333
01:19:49,745 --> 01:19:53,363
I'm always thinking of my wan
1334
01:19:59,203 --> 01:20:00,203
I just don't know...
1335
01:20:01,453 --> 01:20:04,866
[T's normal, because I don't know either
1336
01:20:08,703 --> 01:20:12,446
I'm still missing her
1337
01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:19,282
no matter
1338
01:20:19,328 --> 01:20:27,328
we can live with that
1339
01:20:49,328 --> 01:20:52,161
In this city familiar to all of us
1340
01:20:52,287 --> 01:20:55,529
this is how the story of man
and woman shall be written
1341
01:20:55,870 --> 01:20:59,067
with one truth that shall remain eternal
1342
01:20:59,370 --> 01:21:03,033
all ye good people of earth
1343
01:21:03,078 --> 01:21:06,570
find someone to love,
someone you think is perfect
1344
01:21:06,953 --> 01:21:09,740
then spend the rest
of your life trying to change them
1345
01:21:09,787 --> 01:21:11,823
and tell him
1346
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:18,195
I love you! You are perfect!
1347
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,692
Keep coming back
1348
01:21:25,370 --> 01:21:28,567
somehow I keep coming back
1349
01:21:29,912 --> 01:21:31,698
I keep coming back
1350
01:21:31,745 --> 01:21:34,487
to this whirlwind tour
1351
01:21:34,537 --> 01:21:39,076
and wanting more
1352
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:43,033
I swear that I swore off of love before
1353
01:21:43,287 --> 01:21:44,322
again
1354
01:21:44,412 --> 01:21:45,492
once more
1355
01:21:45,537 --> 01:21:47,903
amour
1356
01:21:48,245 --> 01:21:51,032
keep coming back
1357
01:21:51,537 --> 01:21:55,325
somehow I keep coming back
1358
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:58,451
I keep coming back
1359
01:21:58,495 --> 01:22:01,077
I've been through the wringer
1360
01:22:01,120 --> 01:22:03,281
and been drip-dried
1361
01:22:03,370 --> 01:22:05,531
I say I'm a mess
1362
01:22:05,578 --> 01:22:09,491
but I say it with pride
1363
01:22:09,537 --> 01:22:10,572
again
1364
01:22:10,620 --> 01:22:11,575
once more
1365
01:22:11,620 --> 01:22:13,531
amour
1366
01:22:14,078 --> 01:22:16,410
keep coming back
1367
01:22:16,870 --> 01:22:17,780
I don't care
1368
01:22:17,828 --> 01:22:20,194
if it's right or wrong
1369
01:22:20,412 --> 01:22:21,527
once you hit bliss
1370
01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:22,735
then you hit reverse
1371
01:22:22,787 --> 01:22:24,618
go find love
1372
01:22:25,245 --> 01:22:28,317
no matter how you're badly hurt
1373
01:22:28,578 --> 01:22:30,034
I've let things go
1374
01:22:30,078 --> 01:22:32,069
and ready to be in love
1375
01:22:32,120 --> 01:22:32,984
again
1376
01:22:33,037 --> 01:22:33,901
once more
1377
01:22:33,953 --> 01:22:35,944
amour
1378
01:22:36,245 --> 01:22:38,657
keep coming back
1379
01:22:38,787 --> 01:22:39,902
let me be
1380
01:22:39,953 --> 01:22:41,944
keep coming back
1381
01:22:42,203 --> 01:22:43,534
believe in the future
1382
01:22:43,620 --> 01:22:44,700
I still try
1383
01:22:44,745 --> 01:22:46,952
to love another
1384
01:22:47,328 --> 01:22:48,328
makes me want to die
1385
01:22:48,370 --> 01:22:50,235
just let me
1386
01:22:50,703 --> 01:22:52,034
fall in love again
1387
01:22:52,078 --> 01:22:54,114
all I hope for is to
1388
01:22:54,162 --> 01:22:58,235
spend the rest of my life with you
1389
01:22:58,662 --> 01:23:00,744
I love you
1390
01:23:00,828 --> 01:23:01,658
I don't care
1391
01:23:01,703 --> 01:23:02,613
I love you
1392
01:23:02,662 --> 01:23:05,699
I belong to you
1393
01:23:05,912 --> 01:23:07,903
I love you more everyday
1394
01:23:07,953 --> 01:23:08,817
I don't care
1395
01:23:08,870 --> 01:23:09,700
I love you
1396
01:23:09,787 --> 01:23:11,277
anytime now
1397
01:23:11,328 --> 01:23:13,910
there might be a chance
1398
01:23:13,953 --> 01:23:14,988
I don't care
1399
01:23:15,037 --> 01:23:17,403
I want to fly
1400
01:23:17,453 --> 01:23:18,659
I love you
1401
01:23:18,703 --> 01:23:21,570
no matter what happens
1402
01:23:22,328 --> 01:23:30,328
may love be always with you
1403
01:23:44,203 --> 01:23:47,195
I want this, and this, and this
1404
01:23:47,578 --> 01:23:50,411
wait, I haven't tried this one on
1405
01:23:51,578 --> 01:23:54,695
and this one too, I'm trying them on
1406
01:23:55,245 --> 01:23:56,610
hey, honey!
1407
01:24:09,245 --> 01:24:10,245
Honey
1408
01:24:10,828 --> 01:24:12,864
when will you finish watching the game?
1409
01:24:13,870 --> 01:24:14,870
Just one more minute
1410
01:24:14,953 --> 01:24:16,313
so when will you be done watching?
1411
01:24:16,828 --> 01:24:19,820
What the hell? That's ridiculous
1412
01:24:19,870 --> 01:24:22,532
I've made a lot of effort learning the game
1413
01:24:22,912 --> 01:24:24,448
I know you like it
1414
01:24:32,662 --> 01:24:34,118
Honey, hurry up
1415
01:24:34,162 --> 01:24:36,949
otherwise we'll miss the
ferry back to shekou
1416
01:24:37,412 --> 01:24:38,743
I'll take this too
1417
01:24:40,912 --> 01:24:43,619
honey, even if you buy more bras
1418
01:24:43,662 --> 01:24:45,653
you won't get bigger boobs, or grow taller
1419
01:24:45,703 --> 01:24:48,615
or get prettier, hurry up
1420
01:24:51,162 --> 01:24:53,198
shopping with my wife
1421
01:24:54,745 --> 01:24:56,576
here we are again
1422
01:24:58,328 --> 01:25:01,070
she takes forever to pick out a few clothes
1423
01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:02,326
damn slow
1424
01:25:02,370 --> 01:25:04,361
like a snail
1425
01:25:04,412 --> 01:25:06,198
I have no choice
1426
01:25:06,245 --> 01:25:08,076
but to stand here
1427
01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:11,658
now she's left me
1428
01:25:13,287 --> 01:25:18,611
waiting here, how sad
1429
01:25:22,162 --> 01:25:24,778
shopping, getting her nails and hair done
1430
01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:27,069
waiting for the wife
1431
01:25:27,328 --> 01:25:29,740
she's left me for a dress
1432
01:25:29,787 --> 01:25:31,698
I'm dying
1433
01:25:32,287 --> 01:25:34,243
she won't leave if a sale is on
1434
01:25:34,828 --> 01:25:41,108
when can I get a massage?
1435
01:25:42,287 --> 01:25:44,494
My days are wasted everyday
1436
01:25:44,537 --> 01:25:48,155
won't someone just shoot me now?
1437
01:25:52,787 --> 01:25:53,902
Excuse me
1438
01:25:55,537 --> 01:25:57,528
- ma'am, can I go first?
- No
1439
01:25:57,787 --> 01:25:59,277
sorry, can I...
1440
01:26:01,453 --> 01:26:04,411
I'm about to pee myself,
I drank too much water
1441
01:26:04,453 --> 01:26:07,445
I want to pee but there's
a long queue ahead
1442
01:26:07,495 --> 01:26:08,905
men have it all easy
1443
01:26:08,953 --> 01:26:11,114
there are never queues for them
1444
01:26:12,037 --> 01:26:14,995
how troublesome, there
aren't enough ladies' room
1445
01:26:15,037 --> 01:26:17,779
hold it until I can release in a stall
1446
01:26:17,995 --> 01:26:22,819
I should have just barged into one
1447
01:26:23,078 --> 01:26:25,285
being a woman
1448
01:26:25,328 --> 01:26:26,158
taking a leak
1449
01:26:26,245 --> 01:26:27,245
how pathetic
1450
01:26:27,287 --> 01:26:32,361
- non-stop shopping
- Wait a little longer
1451
01:26:32,412 --> 01:26:36,610
I want to rebel but I'm still here
1452
01:26:36,662 --> 01:26:41,736
- this is my destiny
- Wait a little longer
1453
01:26:41,787 --> 01:26:44,119
our relationship might be halted anytime
1454
01:26:44,162 --> 01:26:46,744
keep holding, damn it, I'm about to burst
1455
01:26:46,745 --> 01:26:48,360
- keep waiting, damn it,
- Non-stop shopping
1456
01:26:48,370 --> 01:26:50,031
there aren't enough toilets
1457
01:26:50,037 --> 01:26:52,763
- keep holding, I'm about to burst
- She's not stopping
1458
01:26:52,787 --> 01:26:55,779
wait a bit, hold it in
1459
01:26:55,828 --> 01:26:58,786
it's hurting my bladder
1460
01:26:58,870 --> 01:27:04,194
I don't have energy to wait any longer
1461
01:27:04,745 --> 01:27:07,031
this is insane
1462
01:27:07,078 --> 01:27:08,488
wait a little longer
1463
01:27:08,620 --> 01:27:09,951
I need to release
1464
01:27:09,995 --> 01:27:13,658
I need to piss
1465
01:27:14,037 --> 01:27:16,278
I can't wait anymore!
1466
01:27:20,578 --> 01:27:23,411
Hey guys, zip your flies
1467
01:27:23,453 --> 01:27:24,659
I'm coming in!
1468
01:27:26,412 --> 01:27:29,654
What's happening?
1469
01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:30,988
What's wrong?
88799
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