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[Meredith] Surgeons are detail-oriented.

We like statistics and checklists
and operating procedures.

Our patients live
because we enjoy following the steps.

But as much as we love
to always rely on the numbers, the plan,

we also know that some
of the greatest medical discoveries

have happened by accident.

- Hey, Karev, you still need a lift?
- Oh, my God!

What are you doing? Get out!

Why are you naked?

- [groans]
- I should go.

Oh, God...

No, please, don't be mad.
Derek was supposed to be Alex.

OK, well, Alex left 10 minutes ago.

- And since when are you two still...
- Since you caught us the first time.

Mm-hmm.
Lexie, this is Alex we're talking about.

Emotionally, he's like me three years ago.

You can't be having feelings for him.
You realize that?

Of course not. No, it's just sex, OK?
There's no feelings involved.

Right, because you are
a no-feelings type of girl.

Your heart lives in your vagina.

It does not. I swear. It's...

- Not this time.
- OK.

[whispers] Sure.

My heart does not live in my... vagina!

[groans]

[Meredith] Mold, penicillin,

poisonous tree bark,

a cure for malaria.

- Morning!
- Morning.

A little blue pill
for high blood pressure...

- [giggling and laughing]
- ... impotence be damned.

What's going on?

Huh?

Got to go.

- Oh, my God!
- Dude!

Why is this my morning?

[Cristina] So I flip the patient
into Trendelenburg,

- Teddy yanks out the arterial cannula...
- [pager beeps]

...that connects the arterial line
to a venous line, and then

sets up retrograde cerebral perfusion.

I mean, she was on fire,

I was on fire, the whole OR was on fire.

[laughs]

What?

Nothing.

Just... you two are...

[chuckles] You two are friends now.

Yeah. Hey, you know...

you can be her friend too.
I never asked you not to be.

You decided that all on your own.

So be her friend.

[Meredith] It's hard for us to accept
that it's not always the hard work...

- Thank you.
- ...or attention to detail

that'll get us the answers
we're looking for.

Dr. Hunt! I... I just paged you.

There's a trauma on the way. Here it is.

We got a 41-year-old motorcycle daredevil
with a closed head wound,

penetrating neck wound,
and multiple blunt trauma.

- What was the dare?
- Riding without a helmet, apparently.

He's still got some brainwaves left,
but barely.

[exclaims]

But sometimes we just have to sit back,
relax, and wait for the happy accident.

- Oh, my God!
- That isn't gonna help.

- I'm on Trauma today. This one's mine.
- I touched him first.

Gary from legal. I need a statement
from one of you about that fall.

- You two decide.
- You're not even wearing scrubs.

- Damn it! This is not over.
- Have fun with Gary from legal.

OK. [clears throat]

One, two, three.

Teddy, hey, I have an old patient
up in oncology,

and I know you're really busy
with surgeries and...

staring at Owen Hunt.

- What?
- I've tried to ignore it, the staring,

but ever since Christmas with the guitar
and singing and stolen looks.

Well, I noticed it
and I can't un-notice it.

It's just, I kind of... [breathes deeply]

I like to fix things. People.
I like to fix people.

- Oh, no. Dr. Hunt and I...
- Oh... Don't.

'Cause then you're just lying,
and that's no good.

My point is, you're staring and you're sad

and I think you need friends
that aren't Owen.

And that's where I come in,
with the fixing.

You're going to be friends with me.

- I am?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm an awesome friend.

So tonight you come out
with Callie and me. Girls night.

Oh, ooh!
Maybe Bailey will come too. [laughs]

[laughs weakly]

Say yes to girls night.

Yes to girls night.

- Yay!
- Oh, yay!

Problem solved.
Now, for my patient, Elliot Meyer.

- He needs a lung transplant.
- Oh, hey!

I'm down with a lung transplant.

No, because you slept with my girlfriend
and I find that when I look at you,

- I want to hit you with a brick.
- That was, like, years ago.

[laughs] Maybe. But jealousy
is a green-eyed monster,

and, if you ask any one of my kids,

they'll tell you,
there's no reasoning with a monster.

Dude, run away before I find a brick.

[scoffs]

[laughs] As my new friend,
don't judge me for that.

[inhales] So, my patient...

I get it, you're upset
Little Sloan is gone.

But screwing drug reps
is not gonna make you feel better.

Yeah, it is.

No screwing drug reps in my hospital.
Are we clear?

You were much more fun
when you weren't Chief, you know that?

- [knocking]
- [Derek] Get out of here.

- [cell phone ringing]
- [Mark] Ah!

Dr. Webber, welcome back.

Well thank you, Dr. Sloan.

Richard, how's your first day back?

Well, so far so good.

I had to drop this off.

I'm sorry you have to do this.

Drug testing is part of the rehab program.

- Just run it under a John Doe, would you?
- Of course.

Whatever you need today, Richard.
And I mean that.

A low stress day, let's start there.

Routine surgeries,
a light schedule, home by five.

Done.

Yeah, I said that. She slipped.

The only person liable here is you
for keeping me from my surgery.

Call my driver and tell him
there's still time to make my flight,

- if he comes straight here.
- You passed out in a restaurant

and you have abdominal pain.
You're not getting on a plane.

The pain's gone. Whatever caused it
can wait till I get home.

- Let me off of this thing.
- We're done here, right?

Sir, I need you to move to this gurney.

- I've got this. You're not in scrubs.
- You need to stay calm

- so I can do a proper examination.
- Tell this lady to back off, Jackie.

- "Jackie"?
- Whatever.

That's no... Look, I already
paged Bailey and he's not cardio.

- So you can lose interest, Yang.
- Yeah, we'll see about that.

Sir, I'm a surgeon, a very good one.

So is my grandson.
So why don't you take your hands off me.

Wait, he's your grandfather?

I'm serious, OK?
I can handle this till Bailey gets here.

No, because you're not allowed
to treat family members.

He has mid-epigastric tenderness
and guarding.

- It could be ascending cholangitis.
- Ascending cholangitis? Really?

With only one of the symptoms
of Charcot's triad?

- You're a doctor?
- Apparently a much better one than you.

Dr. Harper Avery. And your name, doctor?

Harper Avery?

Uh, no, that's my name.

- As in the Harper Avery Award?
- Bingo.

Get a new surgeon, Jackie.
One with a pulse this time.

You're Harper Avery's grandson?

I misdiagnosed Harper Avery.
In front of Harper Avery.

You know what that does to my chances
of one day winning a Harper Avery?

Well, he could die before then.
He could die today even.

I just need to operate
on my motorcycle daredevil guy

and I'll be fine.

[inhales] Is it true Harper Avery's here?

So Derek walked in on her naked
this morning in Alex's bed. [laughs]

Meredith! God!

I'm just cheering her up.
She's having a bad day. Be generous.

You know what?
You can't be having feelings for Karev.

- He's like Meredith three years ago.
- I said that.

- I don't have feelings for Alex.
- Yes, you do. Your heart's in your vagina.

- I said that!
- You are both monsters.

[Cristina makes ominous sound]

Yang, I heard you met Harper Avery.

Oh, did you know that Pretty Boy's
grandfather was God?

I didn't know. That's kinda cool, though.

No, it's not cool, OK?
He's an entitled brat with no skills,

- except a really good bloodline.
- It is not Jackson's fault

that he's related to Harper Avery.

[laughs] Whatever, Ellis Grey's daughter.

- Huh?
- How do I look?

- Chiefly?
- What, are you nervous?

He's one of the most
powerful surgeons in the country.

He's just a guy who happens to have
an award named after him.

Whatever, Ellis Grey's daughter.
Admit it, you wanna meet him too.

Hell, yeah.

[monitor beeping]

Hey. Where are we on him?

He was on his way to the OR
when he started bleeding out.

Wanna give us a hand here, Yang?

Oh, big boy needs a little help.
No problem.

Watch and learn. Clamp.

- This is why I don't want you to drive!
- I had to get my medication!

- The store was gonna close!
- I'm sorry, can we not yell please, maybe?

No, actually. My mother's
almost completely deaf,

a fact she refuses to accept,
which is why she won't learn sign language

or get a hearing aid. So we yell.

- Don't talk to her! Talk to me!
- I'm just telling them what happened!

She stole my car. Again.

There's tenderness over
the zygomatic process and hematoma

- to the left temporal area.
- OK. Run a head and face CT.

I'll get Sloan and Shepherd.
She's got a ruptured tendon in her knee

that will need surgery.
So she'll be off her feet for a few weeks.

So more waiting on her hand and foot?

Brilliant.

I saw that, Kathy!

[Kathy] They're taking you for scans!
That's all we said!

Just quiet down,
let the nice doctor do her work!

[woman] Why is this taking so long?

Is it me or are those two women
terribly annoying?

Uh, my apologies, Dr. Avery. We're working
on getting you up to your own room

- as soon as possible.
- You said that before.

Are you the same Shepherd who did
the clinical trial on the gliomas?

- Yes, sir.
- You brought me a neurosurgeon

- for some abdominal cramps?
- [Bailey] No, I...

Dr. Shepherd is our Chief of Surgery, sir.

I don't need a cruise director.
I need an experienced surgeon.

Page Dr. Grey.

I'm Dr. Grey.

[chuckles]

Either the world's most
talented plastic surgeon works here,

or you're not Ellis Grey.

She was my mother. She passed away.

Oh.

I didn't know. My condolences.

[Harper inhales] Who else then?

Does Richard Webber still work here?

Yes, uh...

Unfortunately, he is, uh...
He is not available today.

- [Owen] Push two of Ativan!
- [door opens]

- Percy, let's get him on his side.
- [man screaming]

- Cristina, watch that neck.
- [woman] Oh, my God!

What are they doing to that man?

[blood squirts]

[nurse] OK! Applying pressure...

[overlapping conversation]

I'll page Dr. Webber. [sighs]

As you can see, you've got dilated bowel

here and here, indicating an obstruction.

It's good thing that our young
Dr. Avery brought you straight in.

Dr. Bailey can do the surgery right away.

Was it a student, Webber?

A board member's wife?

What?

No one gives up a Chief of Surgery gig.

And they don't oust you
unless it's for something juicy.

- So who were you slipping it to?
- Grandpa!

- I'm sorry, Dr. Webber.
- [Harper] It was a joke.

He doesn't get me.

So, Webber?

[inhales] Dr. Webber decided
to focus on his research.

[Harper] Ah, the "research" line.

Well, either way,

at least you'll be free to do my surgery.

Dr. Bailey is more than capable
of performing the surgery.

I want Webber.

- No offense.
- None taken.

And I want to watch.

- What?
- I'm going to be awake for my surgery.

Watch.

[exhales]

[low-pitched, sighs]
So much for the low stress day.

Mmm.

A year after Mr. Meyer's lymphoma
went into remission,

he was diagnosed with pulmonary fibrosis,

a condition he developed
as a side effect to the radiation

he received during his cancer treatment.

[woman] This isn't new information.

I thought you said they could help.

Yeah, but they're new to the case.

It's important to review
the entire history.

Great. Can't you do that on your own time?

Jill. Sorry. My sister
usually waits a few more minutes

before going full bitch on you guys.

[Teddy] All right.
Let me tell you what I know.

It is gonna be very difficult
to find you a new set of lungs.

Donor lungs are scarce.

Eighty-five percent get thrown out
because they get too inflamed

while the donor is brain-dead.

[inhales deeply]
And because your cancer could come back

with the immunosuppressants you'd be on,

you are considered
a very high-risk candidate.

There are just
too many other patients on the list

that are lower risk.

Elliot survived leukemia and lymphoma.

Nobody does that, but he did.
He deserves lungs.

Unfortunately, these are the rules
the transplant board sets out.

I... [sighs softly]

[breathes deeply]

I'm sorry.

Dr. Altman, Have you looked into
the research they're doing

with ex vivo transplants?

- Ex vivo?
- It's a procedure where they take

damaged donor lungs,
ones we'd normally throw away,

and repair them on bypass.

- Are we doing one?
- Let me guess.

You want on my service to make up
for the fact that you humiliated yourself

[whispers] in front of Harper Avery.

How'd you hear about that?

You made fun of me.

OK.

Fine, yes, I humiliated myself
in front of Harper Avery.

And my daredevil gorked
before we could operate on him.

So I am available
for your ex vivo lung case.

I don't have an ex vivo lung case.

Because it's only been done
in Switzerland and in Canada

on patients in much better shape
than our patient.

Yes, but...

[whispers] ...performing a procedure
as hardcore as this,

while Harper Avery is in the hospital,
well, he could hear about it and like it.

And he's a god who hands out awards.

I don't care about awards.

Oh, vome on, only people who never
win awards ever say that.

So, you think
this could be an ex vivo lung case?

I do not have feelings for Alex.

I do not care.

[sighs]

[inaudible announcements on PA]

Ah, here we go.

He's giving them the speech.

What speech?

About the wonders of medicine.

About how, as surgeons,
you know, we're meant to push boundaries,

- and do what no one has ever done.
- Sounds motivating.

It's cheesy, is what it is.

And you hear it enough times
at your grandparents' dinner table,

you can't help but wanna be a surgeon
when you grow up.

You had a dinner table? I didn't know
world-class surgeons had dinner tables.

- [Meredith] I feel gypped.
- [laughs]

That's 'cause you haven't heard
the speech yet.

[Harper] To be awake for my own surgery?
An opportunity like this?

To be a student again,

get a new perspective.

It's what we got into
this business for in the first place.

Those moments that challenge
and terrify and dare us

to reach the potential
that we were meant to reach.

So let's stop the talk
and get into that OR and teach those kids,

teach ourselves...

what it means to be great.

[monitor beeping rhythmically]

I'm sorry, I can't authorize
an awake surgery,

- no matter...
- [Richard] We can do it.

Derek, we can do this.

[Harper] That's what I like to hear.

That's the way a chief does things.

Shepherd, take note.

[siren wailing in distance]

[Derek] Dr. Webber.

Derek.

- I know what you're going to say...
- No.

As the sole person in this hospital
assigned to look out for your welfare,

I don't support this decision.

I apologize...

Chief Shepherd.

- You really wanna do this thing?
- I do.

[pager beeps]

It's on you then.

Thank you for your help on that project.

- Same time tomorrow?
- Yeah.

Oh, let me guess.
Still no call from Little Sloan.

Nothing. But it's OK. I've moved on.

[chuckles] OK,

yeah, getting out of bed and not
wearing sweats around the apartment

all day is a sign of progress.

Sleeping with the nurses? Not so much.

I wouldn't have to sleep with nurses
if you'd put out.

I'm in a committed, loving,
adult relationship.

- [chuckles] Tried that. Didn't work.
- OK, whatever.

Just come take a look at this face CT
on my patient. Come on!

Get the hell out of here, Karev!

- What?
- Get the hell out! Now!

- What was that?
- I don't like that guy.

He slept with Lexie once, Mark.
You two were broken up.

Actually, he's... Never mind.

You don't sleep with another man's girl.
I learned that the hard way.

- Well played.
- Oh, don't buy that. He's acting out

because he can't deal with
the human emotions he's having.

Ask him how many nurses
he's slept with today.

- You're sleeping with nurses now?
- You said no drug reps.

And I'm a grown man!
I can screw whoever I want!

- Not in my hospital.
- What are you gonna do, fire me?

- Maybe I will.
- All right. Enough with the testosterone.

- Mrs. Nelson's scans are up.
- No bleed, no fracture.

- She's good.
- She's deaf.

- Yeah. How'd you know that?
- [Mark inhales]

She's got otosclerosis.

Abnormal bone growth in the middle ear.

If I just remove the bones,
she'll be able to hear again.

Wait, you can restore her hearing?

- Yeah.
- [Callie] But she's been deaf for years.

Yeah, she doesn't have to be.

Just because you remove the bone?

[Mark] What did I just say?

She doesn't have to be deaf anymore.

I can fix it. I'm that good.

You still wanna fire me?

Not a bad-looking bowel, is it, Webber?

No, sir. If I had to guess,

I would say it was the bowel
of a 50-year-old.

- [Harper laughs]
- [Richard] Suction, Dr. Grey.

Dr. Grey.

I've got a question for you.

- It's of a personal nature.
- Yes, sir?

If your mother was still working here,

would you have chosen to study at a...

a different, lesser quality hospital

in order to avoid the advantages
of her legacy?

[Harper] I'm waiting here, Dr. Grey.

Um...

Dr. Webber, what do you think
about intraoperational dye

to help determine intestinal viability?

Well, they say that it enhances
clinical judgment. I'm not really sure.

[Lexie] I don't get it.
Why does he get to scrub in

on his own grandfather's awake surgery?

The same reason Harper Avery
personally requested

Meredith Grey to be his resident.

Nepotism sucks.

Hey, you wanna go grab a bite?

No. Actually... [clears throat] I am full.

Really? 'Cause you
didn't seem full last night.

I said [chuckles] no! OK?
I'm not hungry. At all.

- [clears throat]
- So just go eat alone.

[Charles] Excuse me. Sorry.

Hey! Down in front, Bigfoot.

Oh... it's Bigfoot now.

Well, you know what they say
about guys with big feet.

[Cristina] Shouldn't you be off
learning how to be a surgeon

- after you let my daredevil die?
- My daredevil? He didn't die.

After you left, I personally helped
preserve his heart function.

Now, he's an organ donor.

[monitor beeping rhythmically]

[Derek] Excuse me.

[monitor beeping frantically]

- BP's dropping!
- I think I've got a bleeder. Suction.

- [Harper] Did you check the SMA?
- Yes. It's OK.

- Dr. Avery, stay calm.
- I'll be calm

when you find the damn thing.

[monitor continue beeping frantically]

What's going on, Kathy?

- You're serious?
- Mm-hmm.

All this time I just needed
to make her go to the doctor?

That doesn't matter now. What matters
is that Dr. Sloan can do the surgery

right after I operate on the knee.

That car accident might have been
the best thing

that ever happened to you.

What's going on?

- Who are you?
- [laughs]

You're like some miracle worker
or something. [laughs]

Thank you. Thank you so much.

[woman] What the hell is going on?

Mom, Dr. Sloan can give you...

[whispers] Don't you dare
sleep with that woman.

- [woman] What?
- No?

No.

Dr. Sloan, come and tell her yourself.

[clears throat]

Mrs. Nelson, I'm Dr. Sloan!

I have some very good news for you!

[monitor beeping frantically]

- Shouldn't we put him out?
- No, don't put me out.

Hang another unit of FFP.
Maybe... you should consider...

- Eighty over 50.
- There it is. I've got it.

I've got it.

OK.

[Richard] How are you feeling, Dr. Avery?

OK.

Heart rate's stabilizing.

[Richard] Hang in there
just a few more minutes, OK?

- 3-0 silk.
- [Harper] Silk?

No. Use chromic.

Don't get lazy on me.

[Jackson] Yep, he's fine.

[vacuuming liquid]

Right.

Chromic instead, Bokhee.

You paged?

Oh, my God!
Are you doing an ex vivo lung repair?

- My daredevil turned out to be a match.
- You stole his lungs?

No, I did not steal them.

The transplant team rejected them and
were gonna send them to medical waste

so I just redirected them
to medical research.

Now, does Lexipedia want to be bad-ass
and help on this thing or not?

- My God. Yeah!
- OK, so...

I ventilated the lungs
with CO2 and nitrogen...

- Hey. [chuckles]
- Hey.

- Hear about Harper?
- Your motorcycle...

- You go.
- No, sorry. You go. [laughs]

I was just gonna say it's kinda cool,
Harper Avery being here.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

- And your motorcycle guy?
- We lost him.

- But he's a donor.
- Oh, that's good.

[breathes deeply]

You know, you should come over
sometime for dinner.

Cristina, she... [laughs]
doesn't cook, but

if you remember, I do a mean lasagna.

[chuckles]

- Sure.
- Really?

Yeah. Sounds fun.

OK.

[pager beeps]

- Uh, I gotta go.
- All right.

- Talk to you later.
- Mm-hmm.

OK, I know you love Yang.

She gives you the warm and fuzzies
with her magical, special heart skills.

But those lungs you're transplanting
belonged to a patient of mine,

and it'd mean a lot to turn
his death into something meaningful...

I'm sorry. [laughs] What lungs?

[Teddy] You went behind my back.
You used my name.

Yes, but we followed the protocol,
we didn't tell the patient.

You stole lungs, Christina!

Which they were about to throw out.
She was being green.

Oh, great! Then I don't have to worry
about the thousands of dollars you spent,

and the fact that no one in this hospital
has ever tried this before.

Oh, my God. [scoffs]

This is about Harper Avery, isn't it?

That's why you did this?

Why is that such a bad thing?

The point is that we...
You can pull this surgery off.

Thank you.

Who needs Harper Avery when they've got
the Cristina Yang seal of approval?

- That's not what I was saying.
- All this ambition of yours,

this desperate need to win prizes,

- it means your priorities are off!
- Hey.

- It doesn't. Prizes push us to be better.
- They push us to be monsters!

- [Lexie] Hey.
- Is the status quo not trying?

- That's worse!
- [Lexie] Hey!

The lungs, look!
They're... They're viable.

A transplant with repaired lungs
has never been done in the United States.

The risks are tremendous,

and with the amount of radiation
that you sustained,

there's no way of knowing
how friable your tissue is

or if you can even sustain a transplant.

Wait, I'm sorry.
Are you saying you recommend it though?

No, they're saying they want to give us
a pair of hand-me-down lungs.

- The ones no one else wants.
- These are good lungs.

This procedure has allowed us
to repair them

- so they're virtually the same...
- No. We'll wait.

[inhales] We'll wait until you get
the lungs you deserve.

You're so used to fighting,
you don't even realize.

[chuckles] This is it.

[voice breaks] I'm sick
and I'm tired and I'm ready.

No matter what happens,
my affairs are in order.

[whispers] Your affairs are not in order.
Don't you dare say that.

Dr. Robbins, please.

Is this my best shot?

I'm not your surgeon here, Elliot.
I have to defer to Dr. Altman.

It's your only shot.

Then, yes. Do it. [inhales deeply]

Give me the hand-me-downs.

Dr. Sloan, good timing.
Dr. Karev and I are pretty much done.

- What the hell are you looking at?
- Nothing, I was just...

- Get out of my OR, Karev!
- Mark, you're way out of line here.

It's fine, I'll go.

He's got serial-killer eyes.
I'm almost done here anyway.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

That is enough!

[laughs] It's funny.
Did you see the guy's face?

It is sad and pathetic.

OK? And you have a choice here.

Sloan and her baby leaving you
can either be the worst

or best thing that happened to you.

You can grow up, find a woman to love
and have a baby,

or you can be the ass attending
who abuses the residents

and screws whatever walks
into this hospital.

So just pick one.

Drape the ear, please.

[footsteps approaching]

Look, it's not gonna happen.

Come on man, five minutes
with your grandpappy, that's all I ask.

Right, because the two of us
are such good friends.

- This would go a long way to help that.
- [Percy] Back off, Karev.

If anybody's a friend here, it's me.

- You're not meeting him either.

What happened to "Mercy West forever"?

That was never a thing.

Now leave.

[indistinct conversation]

I hate it.

I hate it when they know
I'm related to him.

The way they treat me, the way they
watch me as soon as they find out.

And I know the name has... helped,

but he is not easy.

Brilliant, but really not easy
to be related to.

[pager beeps]

It's him. 911.

What is it? You paged?

You're OK?

We never got a chance
to finish our talk from this morning.

- Our talk? What, are you kidding me?
- You brought Dr. Grey.

That's good, actually.

Answer me this time, Dr. Grey.
[exhales]

If a spot was being held for you

to study at the greatest hospital
in this country, would you turn it down?

[inhales]

- A spot? Well...
- Yeah, he saved a spot for me

at Mass Gen ever since I graduated.

Which is the only reason he came to visit,

to try to convince me to take it. Again.

- It's an incredible opportunity.
- An opportunity I don't want!

I don't want to work for you.
I don't want your help. I don't...

- Look, It's enough...
- [Harper] No!

I decide when I've said enough!

You think I am arrogant and overbearing,

and you've made that clear. Maybe I am.

But I am also
your only living grandfather,

and it has become very clear to me today
that my time is coming.

I... I can't leave...

Grandpa? Grandpa?

- [monitor beeping frantically]
- V-tach!

No pulse! No pulse here.
Get me a crash cart here! Now!

Your CT shows that
there's been a complication.

Dr. Webber will take you back into the OR
and fix it right away.

Fine...

But you're not putting me out.

Clearly, a mistake was made.
I'm not letting that happen again.

That's not gonna happen this time.

You're in my hospital today.

You will abide by my rules.

That means you go under general.

Your grandson will be
sitting in the waiting room as family.

If you refuse,
then I'll personally declare you unfit

to make decisions regarding your own care.

That is how a chief does things.
Take note.

[Richard] Have Bailey do the surgery.

Richard.

It could've been
my mistake in there, Derek.

Do you understand what this would mean,

making an error on this man?

I want a drink.

Not operate, not hold
another man's life in my hands.

So, please, let Bailey do it.

Bailey will assist.

Two months ago, you never would've told me
you wanted a drink.

You would've had one.

You can do this, Richard.

[Mark] I get it.

You got used to being
the one person she could count on.

Now, suddenly,

you're supposed to just move on,

get a life that doesn't involve
taking care of

the one person you thought needed you.

That's hard.

OK. [laughs] Yeah.

[sniffles]

Except no. I am not gonna
miss taking care of her.

I wasted years of my life.

And I was miserable. But now...

I can do anything. [laughs]

Right? I mean... [sniffling]
I can... I can move out...

get my own place...

have men over.

Men that look like you.

[Kathy chuckles]

I was taking care of you,
you little tramp.

Mom?

No one asked you to move in.

You were getting a divorce and you had
no place to go, so you came home.

I didn't need you to take care of me.
I was fine. Happy.

But I let you because
I was taking care of you.

You heard all that?

[laughs] Mom, you can hear!

- I can?
- Yeah!

Oh, my God, I can! I can! [laughs]

- Say something! Say something else!
- OK!

- I'm moving out, Mom.
- I heard that.

- [both laugh]
- [whoops]

- [shushes]
- Sorry. [laughs]

[liquid vacuuming]

- [Teddy] Damn it.
- [Cristina] What is it?

[Teddy] The tissue is falling apart,
the clamp's not holding.

[Cristina sighs]

[Teddy] Get me some umbilical tape.

[sighs]

This is why I hate awards.

They don't make us better,
just more competitive and stupid.

And for what? To put on a dress,
and eat a bad piece of fish,

and take home an ugly paperweight
that's gonna sit on your mantle

for the rest of your sad,
empty, misguided life.

[Cristina] You could do
an interposition vein graft.

[Teddy] What?

- You have something to add, Dr. Yang?
- No, just...

You've already gotten this far,
you could repair the PA with a graft.

Maybe.

No.

I could do a pericardial patch.

I could use his pericardium
to do the repair.

- It could start cooling him.
- And arrest the heart.

- How are we doing on time, Grey?
- Cold ischemic time three hours so far.

Which means we still have enough time
to save the lungs if we hurry.

All right, Yang,
get in there and help me. Clamp.

Here you go.
- Good. Here we go.

[Miranda, sighs] His bowels are all
swollen and hardened,

the anastomosis is leaking.

Which explains why he went into shock.

[Bailey] All in all,
I'd say this is about the best news

we could've asked for, Dr. Webber.

I don't understand.

His bowels are perforated,
he's leaking intestinal contents...

Because Dr. Avery was allergic
to the chromic suture.

He didn't know because he was always
wearing gloves in his own surgeries.

And you couldn't have known either...

Which is why I am smiling
behind this mask.

[every one giggles]

Get the 3-0 silk ready, Bokhee.

[Teddy] OK. This is it.

Let's take him off bypass and see
if these lungs can work on their own.

Clamping.

There.

[bypass machine powering down]

Come on. Breathe.

Breathe.

[whispers] Breathe, damn it.

[monitor beeping rhythmically]

[thunder rumbling]

[Jill breaths deeply]

[voice breaking] I just spent the past
five hours trying to be

OK with the fact that
my only brother was dead, and...

You're saying it worked? He's gonna be OK?

- Barring any complications...
- He's gonna be OK, yes.

[laughs]

[Teddy] Would you like to see him?

[voice breaking] Yeah.

[softly] OK, come on.

Hey. So he's fine.
It was an allergy caused by the suture.

It was his fault then.

Wow.

That's awesome.

Why don't they publish that story?

[inhales] Yeah, I know. I get it.
The famous grandfather,

the legacy he's trying force on you.
You didn't ask for any of it.

Trust me, I get it.
You're putting up walls

and you're avoiding him and you don't
want to introduce him to your friends.

It was the same with my mother.
But if she were here right now,

in a room upstairs, I'd want to go
see her and make things right with her.

And I definitely would
want to go learn from her.

And you still can.

Guess who just helped save a guy's life
by suggesting a highly experimental,

- awesome procedure...
- Did you tell Sloan we were together?

What?

Look, I like you
and you're a great time in bed.

But don't go telling your ex we're
together so you can make him jealous.

I did not tell Mark that we were together

- and I am not trying to make him jealous.
- Yeah, right.

I'm getting kicked out
of ORs for a reason.

For once in my life, for once,

I am doing something that is only for me.

And it has nothing to do with me
having feelings for you.

Or for Mark. Or anyone, really.

This is about not feeling.

You make me not feel.

And if you can't handle that,
if you can't handle being used for sex,

then please just tell me
so that I can find a guy who can.

I'm all about not feeling.

- You've been through a lot, I...
- Don't get all mushy on me.

I'm just saying we're on the same page.

And I got a free 20 minutes.

You wanna go not have feelings somewhere?

Excuse me, Dr...

It's really bad form to cancel plans
with new friends. You know that, right?

- I'll meet you in 15.
Hmm.

- Hey.
- Hi!

- Hi.
- Hey.

So... I heard about the lung transplant.

- Cristina said that you were amazing.
- No, Cristina was amazing.

- You tell her I said that and you're dead.
- [Owen laughs]

You wanna grab a beer, celebrate?

I was gonna head to Joe's.

I've got plans, actually. Ladies night.

[both laugh]

I'm a little scared.

I'll see you tomorrow, Hunt.

[Meredith] No matter how many plans
we make or steps we follow...

See you tomorrow.

...we never know
how our day is going to end up.

We'd prefer to know, of course,
what curveballs will be thrown our way.

Karev!

Look, dude, she's not my girlfriend,

so whatever business
you two have to work out...

I'll stop. The yelling,
throwing you out of ORs, it's over.

Hey.

[Mark sighs]

Hey.

[sighs]

[Meredith] It's the accidents
that always turn out to be

the most interesting parts of our day...

of life.

How's your regenerative
medicine research going?

Uh, I put it on the shelf
a few years back.

Got preoccupied.

Huh.

That research put you on the shortlist
for my award several times, Webber.

Maybe it's time to dust it off.

Maybe it is.

[Meredith] The people
we never expected to show up...

- Grandpa...
- Ah!

I, um, wanted to introduce you
to some friends,

if you feel up for it.

[chuckles]

Bring 'em in.

All right. Hurry up. Come on.

- We met... already this morning, I know.
- [laughs]

But you weren't...

- [Harper laughs]
- [laughs] There was so much going on.

Start with your name,
and we'll go from there.

- Cristina Yang. It's an honor, sir.
- It's nice to...

- Thank you so much.
- ...officially meet you, Dr. Yang.

- And the rest of you.
- Lexie Grey...

[Meredith] The turn of events we never
would've chosen for ourselves.

- You won't make that.
- I'll make it.

I told off one of my heroes today,
I can do anything.

- [metal clanging]
- [Owen laughing]

You know, Teddy did
an ex vivo lung repair today?

It was pretty incredible.

I slept with my patient's daughter,
just now.

After restoring her mother's hearing.
Don't worry, Derek.

I promise never to do it again.

Wow. We suck.

[knock on door]

- They were just leaving.
- We were?

Yeah.

Right, we were.

Good night, Webber.

[Richard] Good night.

I had to pee in a cup today, Derek.

I had to pee in a cup.

And it was humiliating.

And, what I did today,
agreeing to the awake surgery,

I know I overstepped, but...

I needed to feel something
other than humiliated.

I understand.

Tomorrow's another day.

Thank you.

[Meredith] All of a sudden,
you find yourself somewhere

you never expected to be.

And it's nice...

or it takes some getting used to.

Why couldn't we have gone
dancing for girls night?

[sighs]

- Or bowling?
- We took a vote.

You lost. Besides, it's fun.

- Says who?
- Bailey's face. Look at it.

Go! Go! Go! Come on, come on!

[pitching baseball]

[everyone cheering]

That's right!

[Meredith] Still, you know
you'll find yourself appreciating it

somewhere down the line.

I'm in love with Teddy. I love her.

You're like Lexie
with the inappropriate feelings

for inappropriate people.

What can I say?
My heart lives in my scalpel.

- Those were trick balls.
- [woman] Bailey, you just gotta be taller!

- I got it.
- [woman] Let 'em go.

[Meredith] So you go to sleep each night
thinking about tomorrow.

[everyone cheering]

- That's what I'm talking about!
- Yes!

- Beat that, Yang!
- Oh, no, it's Teddy's turn.

- [Meredith] Going over your plans...
- Gonna feel great when you connect.

...preparing the lists...

[Cristina] It's like making
your first incision.

Take it. Just you, the bat, and the ball.

Yeah, I'm a badass chick, Cristina.
I've swung a bat before.

[Cristina] OK, let's see it.

[Meredith] ...and hoping that whatever
accidents come your way...

[everyone cheering]

...will be happy ones.

[all cheering]