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♫ Pushing open the windows and looking out, the scenery is breathtaking ♫

♫ The beauty of the spring flower is unforgettable ♫

♫ Lush and ruthless, but always fascinating ♫

♫ Getting drunk alone, I temporarily forget your scent ♫

♫ Beside the broken bridge, loneliness hid under the rocks ♫

♫ The liveliness belongs to the passerbys ♫

♫ Drowning my sorrows with wine, the prosperity can't hide the sorrow ♫

♫ I'm left with the deep feelings alone, missing you with nothing to rely on ♫

♫ I don't wish to admit that this was just a dream ♫

♫ I don't want to see the separation, everything for naught ♫

♫ Past midnight, I allow the sound of the flute to ponder upon the past ♫

♫ I'm drunk tonight, hugging the shadow to sleep ♫

[Episode 16]

You idiot.

I have lost three thousand taels of gold, and didn't get the salt license.

How dare you invite me out for a meal?

Master, this restaurant is different.

What's different?

- See by yourself. - Welcome to Yummy Yummy Cupid.

What's this? Let's go take a look.

Let's go.

Welcome to Yummy Yummy Cupid.

It scared me.

Enjoy.

Brothers, take a seat.

- Yes. - Yes.

Let's sit here.

- How is it, Master? Not bad, huh? - It's all right.

- Here. - What is this? I haven't ordered yet.

These are free snacks from our store. Try them.

What's this?

These are Immortal Spicy Sticks.

Oh.

You want to kill me with the spiciness?

- Now what is this? - This is Bichun Bubble Water.

Our boss said when you drink this, it helps you cool down and get some energy back.

Is this so amazing? I don't believe it.

Then if you don't want it, I can take this off the table.

Wait...

Bring me more.

Surely.

A rare woman in Nan'an City divorced her husband.

Rare lady?

Yeah.

Now there are so many rare ladies.

This lady is like no other.

- You mean...? - Yes.

She is none other than Miss Ye.

She divorced Xia Chunyu.

Shut up.

Xia Chunyu stole my gold

and he is wanted by the police. Why wouldn't she divorce him?

If I was his wife, I would do the same.

Master, I brought you two large cups. Do you want to order now?

- Yes! - Here is the menu.

I'm in a good mood, I will order lots of food.

What are these things? Meal Set A, "Mutual Affinity."

Meal Set B, "Deep Concern.” Meal Set C, "Inseparable Lovers."

This is like an opera. I don't understand it.

Master, our Yummy Yummy Cupid Restaurant is a love-themed store. Let me introduce them to you one by one.

That's fine. No need.

That one about "Deep Concerns".

Give one order of that to everyone here.

All right.

Master, you're ordering intestines and stomachs. (the literal meaning for "deep concerns.")

Who are you deeply longing for?

What are you saying?

Who would I long for?

Miss Ye, of course.

Nonsense. Will you cut it out?

Here.

This is the "Inseparable Lovers" set that the both of you ordered.

Ding Qi?

Master, this is a huge opportunity for you.

You did this deliberately, right?

I will show you what a great opportunity is.

Come.

I wish you a happy meal and have fun trying these.

Ye Jinxuan.

These are grilled chicken wings. How can they fly?

Master Ye wants to eat here. If you don't want to be beaten, scram now.

Hey, don't leave.

Good looking brother, beautiful lady, please continue to eat.

I'm your "Gugu." Is this your attitude towards me? (Gugu - Aunt)

Gugu?

Can a Gugu take away my gold?

I didn't take away your gold.

Your man did.

Stupid Donkey and I are already divorced. I have nothing to do with him.

What do you mean?

Let me tell you. I'm here today to see you spit out my gold.

Fine. You want your gold, right? Black Wind Fortress took it away.

I'm not leaving then.

What exactly do you want?

I saved you from Sheng Wu that day.

You said that you would give me a meal for free.

Nainai, what's going on?

It's nothing.

Fine, isn't it just a meal? Order something, I'll treat you.

Brothers, expand your stomach today.

Order whatever you want. The lady boss is treating.

- Thank you, Lady Boss. - Thank you, Lady Boss.

You are deliberately creating havoc, right?

The brothers at Xinyi Court are one.

If you treat me to a meal, you are treating my brothers to a meal, too.

- Everyone, isn't that so? - Court Master is right.

- Almighty! - Almighty! Almighty!

Ding Qi, you are using this as an excuse to take revenge.

I'm here to eat. You are running a business. What do you mean by revenge?

Tie Ying, someone is acting shamelessly.

Master, if you continue to do this,

you will really be alone for the rest of your life.

Everyone, take a look.

The Lady Boss is acting shamelessly.

She doesn't want her reputation.

She doesn't keep her promises. Take a look.

- She doesn't keep her promises... - Okay.

It's only just a meal.

Order.

Bring out all your best meals and let everyone have a serving.

Fine. Manager Shen, tell the kitchen chef

to get a big pot and stoke the fire.

- Almighty! - Almighty! Almighty!

You have gone overboard.

Welcome to Yummy Yummy Cupid!

Miss Ye's culinary skill is really great. It's delicious.

You can't even shut up when you are eating.

If it's delicious, just say it. Don't keep it to yourself.

Shut up.

If you are not eating this, I will.

What's the meaning of this? It's short by two pieces.

Shouldn't it be a pair of birds flying close together? (meaning "inseparable lovers") How come there's only one wing?

This meal is to be shared by lovers.

When the brothers of Xinyi Court are stained by women, they become unlucky.

They are destined to be alone for the rest of their lives.

To be auspicious, they should call for

a Stupid Bird Meal. What do you think?

Ye Jinxuan!

Call me "Gugu."

That will be three servings of the Stupid Bird Meal. Bring them here now.

All right.

I'm really a stupid bird. I brought a group of stupid birds with me.

Almighty! Almighty!

Nainai.

Look at how they eat. Two weeks of our profits are in their stomachs.

Hang in there. We can win.

- What do you mean? - I can see them jumping.

Who's jumping? I'm the Prophet. I think you are the Werewolf.

Listen carefully. All the votes are on number five today.

- Werewolves? - Bingo!

It's getting dark. Close your eyes!

The Prophet killed a main lead.

Who are those guys up there? They are very noisy.

It should be that Werewolf game.

Shaji.

- Take a few men, go up and take a look. - Yes, Court Master. Let's go.

I don't know what happened last night.

Did the Prophet discover the Werewolf or did the Werewolf jump on the Prophet and then killed the commoners?

But that Hunter is definitely an impostor

because I'm the Hunter. If you want to vote me out,

I will definitely take him down along with me. Pass.

- What are you doing? - Stop talking.

Tell me who the wolf is.

I think that rascal is tricking them.

Okay, end of speech. Everyone, cast your votes.

- Number four. - Number five. I dare to bet that he's the wolf.

- He... - Okay, five votes for number four.

- Number four is dead. - How do they play this?

We lost. Did you vote wrongly?

It's so noisy.

Master, calm down. Don't be anxious. Let's drink.

Why continue drinking?

Where did everyone go? Where is Ye Jinxuan?

From what I saw, she should be upstairs.

Master, why don't we go up to take a look?

Let's go.

That witch. Eat dung. She dares to poison me? I'm the Hunter.

I'm helping Werewolf today. I'm taking down the Prophet along with me.

You can't. You were poisoned to death not stabbed to death. You can't take him down.

Why can't I do that?

It's the rule.

What kind of rule is this? I'm not playing anymore. Let's go.

Let's go.

You can leave but settle the account first.

What account? Didn't you say it would be free-of-charge for me?

The meal is free

but as for playing Werewolf, the charges are according to the time.

Look, there are so many of you. You used up a lot of time in the VIP room.

Let me calculate. It's more than 200 taels.

Forget it. Since we know each other well,

make it one hundred.

How much? One hundred?

- One hundred? - That's too much.

We sat here and chatted and you want me to pay one hundred?

- Yes. - Visiting a brothel is not even that expensive.

- Why don't you rob me instead? - Right.

Are you going to pay or not?

Why the heck would I pay?

Little Manager Shen, someone is being shameless.

Men! People from Xinyi Court ate and drank and refused to pay!

People from Xinyin Court are hoodlums.

Shut your mouth now!

I didn't force you. Since day is now night,

it's okay if you don't pay. Starting from tomorrow,

my staff will hold a gong and strike it in Nan'an city.

I will let you know the power of Weibo.

Tie Ying.

Pay up.

Master, I didn't bring any money.

You have been with me for a long time and you don't even have 100 taels?

We came out to eat. Since when have we paid one hundred for a meal?

It's okay. You just didn't bring any money.

There is a (IOU) set for you here.

Master, please.

Ye Jinxuan.

You...

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Take care now. I won't be seeing you off.

Little Manager Shen, our "dream" is taking off.

Nainai, you earned back the profits that fast.

Next time, let's say, "Oh, yeah" first, to spur us on.

Oh, yeah. Let's earn another 100 taels.

Little Manager Shen.

Yeah!

Why do you copy everything I do?

You are even taking a bath on the same day as me.

Why should I leave the room and let you have it?

Leave it to me. In any case, everything belongs to me. Third Brother is mine.

Eldest Master is mine. Everyone is mine.

Third Brother is not yours. He's mine.

Third Brother is mine. He likes me.

He doesn't. He is mine.

He likes me.

What is that sound?

Did you hear that?

Sheng Sheng, are my eyes bad?

Search thoroughly. Don't let that pervert get away.

Yes.

My leg hurts.

Hey, whose kid are you? Why did you come to Black Wind Fortress?

I'm from the Niu family at the base of the mountain.

I was starving and came up the mountain to pluck fruits to eat.

I didn't expect to fall out of the tree.

My leg really hurts.

You were up the tree just now?

Did you see anyone passing through here?

I think there was a man dressed in black. He went that way.

Go after him.

If you can still walk, go back now.

You are not allowed to remain in Black Wind Fortress. Do you hear me?

Go after him.

Pull me up.

- Come, Second Brother. - Hurry up.

Who did this?

- Second Brother, are you all right? - I'm fine.

What is that smell?

- Horse dung! - Get me out from here now.

I can leave now and you can't.

Who are you? Stop pulling my ear.

Whose child are you? So naughty.

Uncle, sorry. You are going to pull off my ear.

Uncle, let go now.

You are so young and you are lying?

See how I teach you a lesson. Come here.

Put me down now.

Put me down. Do you know who my father is?

I don't care who your father is. Your father will thank me

for helping him teach such a naughty boy.

Let me tell you.

When you see my father, you will bend and bow your head.

If he finds out how you treated me,

he will surely pull out your tendons and skin you.

Tell your father to find me then. I'm Xia Chunyu.

So, you are Xia Chunyu?

You know me?

Of course,

you are my father's good friend.

Who is your father?

Put me down and I will tell you.

Those who are unrelated here, scram now!

Leave!

What are you doing?

Sir! Sir!

What are you all doing?

What did I do wrong? Why must you search my place?

You are that person who fought for the crown with me.

You are that evil stepmother.

What nonsense are you spouting?

So disrespectful. You really don't have a proper upbringing.

You met my mother. Aren't you going to greet her now?

Is your mother Buddha? Why should I greet her?

Nainai, they are your younger sister and Second Mother.

I see.

Hello, younger sister. Hello, Second Mother. What's with the soldiers?

You are the wife of a murderer

and you are still trying to get close to me? Let me tell you.

- This is my daughter, Ye Jinxuan. - Right.

If you are Ye Jinxuan, then who am I?

Oh, I get it now. You used my name to marry Wei Liujiang, right?

You are an impostor.

What are you waiting for? Search.

Wait a moment!

Who gives you the right to barge into my private home in broad daylight?

Your husband, Xia Chunyu, is a criminal who killed an Imperial Court official.

I received a tip that he's hiding in here.

- Search! - Search!

Search now.

What are you men doing?

Speak. Who is your father?

My father is your good friend.

Uncle Xia, please receive my bow.

- Good brother? - You little scoundrel!

Feng Mi, bite him.

What is this? Take it away now!

Second Brother!

Feng Mi, leave now!

You!

Second Brother!

Second Brother.

What should we do? Second Brother!

Second Brother.

I actually planned to kill you.

He was unlucky to die for you.

He's the one to whom you owe your life. It wasn't me.

Third Brother, Second Brother has fainted.

Second Brother.

- Get him to the physician now. - Let's go.

Let's go.

Master, your trick was awesome.

What are you talking about?

It looks like you wanted to eat until Ye Jinxuan was broke, because of the gold.

Actually, you gave her one hundred as a gift.

Look at this promissory note.

In any case, she didn't write down the date. In my opinion,

we can drag out the time.

Idiot.

Am I one who goes back on paying my debts?

I'm not reporting the grudge about the gold only because it's not the time yet.

Hey.

You obtained the White Wolf today. Remember to exchange it with me. Understand?

This is not a big deal.

Master, if you were to exchange it every day, others will be able to see it.

What do you mean?

From what I see,

don't you want to come here every day?

Spouting nonsense here again?

Search.

Dear Madams, Xia Chunyu is not here.

I understand.

You did this on purpose, right?

Yes, that's right.

Nainai, I'm going to find Eldest Master.

- No need. - That's right.

In the past, you had Black Wind Fortress to watch your back. As for now...

We are not afraid. If we don't go to Black Wind Fortress, we will report you to the officials then.

What?

Report us to the officials. Where are the officials?

We are the officials.

That's right, I forgot about this. Isn't your father my father, too?

I'm going to ask Old Master if he told you to come here.

Don't think that mentioning Old Master will help you.

Let me tell you. This case is not controlled by Old Master.

It's managed by Minister Gao.

My husband, Liujiang, is Minister Gao's assistant.

Also, his father is the current Vice Minister.

You must not mention that.

Oh.

I wanted to see.

You can hide today, but you can't hide forever.

Remember this. From now on,

I will search this place every day.

I'll search until I find him.

- You... - Daughter.

Let's go.

Aiya, offending people from Black Wind Fortress will only bring trouble.

Tie Ying, look. Yesterday, he was the Third Master. Now, he's a wanted criminal.

Ding Qi!

Why are you calling me?

I...

Manager Shen, let's close shop for today.

Let's clean up and think of a solution.

Gugu.

I don't believe that you divorced Xia Chunyu.

I think he has found another love and didn't want you anymore.

But don't worry.

I'm not someone who throws stones at others when they are down.

- I'm here because I want-- - Ding Qi.

Huh?

Scram!

I wasn't the one who tore her restaurant apart. Why did she yell at me?

You haven't returned the money to her.

She didn't ask for it.

Master, even if you beat me to death, I must say this.

Miss Ye just broke up with Xia Chunyu.

If you don't go after her now, there won't be a better time in the future.

Aiya.

What if she is not willing?

- In my opinion... - Forget it.

- Pretend like I didn't say anything. - Master.

When did you learn to cook?

People say that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

It's only natural that I learned to cook.

I'm doing this in order to marry a good man in the future.

Come, let's drink.

It has been a long time since I could drink this happily.

When one is unhappy,

no matter how much he drinks, it will only add to his worries.

Sorry, I have always regarded you as the shield.

That's right. You didn't even ask if I was willing or not.

She started a restaurant. The women from the Ye family went there to wreck it.

But don't worry, it was only once.

I know.

Ding Qi has made his move.

See? She has never left your sight.

If you go after her now, it's still not too late.

Prince Yu is right.

She and I... met at the wrong time.

We were destined to fail.

Till now,

you have never really suspected Prince Yu?

You suspect him, but you're afraid to say it.

Did you ever think about this? If everything is his plan,

what exactly is Prince Yu trying to do?

Yiyi, if... I'm saying, "if"...

Prince Yu really wants to become the Emperor,

he will also be a kind ruler.

You can't say this so casually.

Sorry to cause you to worry again.

Ever since you got married,

other than apologizing or saying words of thanks,

it seems like we have nothing else to talk about.

Little Manager Shen! Here.

Nainai?

What are the pigeons for?

Brush, paper, and materials.

What are the pigeons for?

- To save us. - Save us from what?

It's because my business is not doing well.

I'm relying on these pigeons to help us.

I don't understand.

In the past, the customers patronized our restaurant because they loved our food.

It's because our food is tasty, right?

They are not coming now. Is it because our food is not tasty?

- Of course, not. - Of course, not.

It's because there is a problem with the environment of our restaurant.

That's why we should change the environment.

I still don't really understand.

You will understand. Now, grab some brushes and paper, and help me copy the menu.

And then, paint these pigeons' feet yellow.

Be good, little delivery brother.

Oh, right.

Why have those two evil women stopped coming?

Third Master's case has already ended, why would they come again?

Their target is me. What does it have to do with the case ending?

Little Manager Shen,

did you secretly return to Black Wind Fortress again?

- No. - No?

Yeah.

Then how would you know that the case ended?

The wanted posters on the streets were taken down already. There's new evidence suggesting Third Master is not the culprit.

- Doctor. - Yes.

My Second Brother has been unconscious for a day, when will he get better?

Fourth Master, you do not know.

The one who bit Second Master is the Night Pool Lightning Rodent.

This rodent got famous for his lighting fast speed in catching its prey.

If we do not have its blood to detoxify,

Second Master... will probably not survive this.

Doctor.

Doctor, why don't you—

Third Brother, how about I bring that evil child

and force him to hand over that rodent?

Where will you go to find him?

I—

Second Brother.

Feng Mi, come here.

And I thought you were so great.

You amused my father into liking you so much.

So it seems, you're just a loser who believes you're infallible.

What a handsome face.

Let me draw you a large turtle.

You brat.

Good thing I prepared some top-grade pork for your little rodent.

You little brat.

Not only did you want to take my life, but also scratch up my face?

White-faced man that's such a sissy, just one look and I knew that you were a bad guy!

Sissy? No one has ever dared to call me that.

That's because they don't have eyes.

Why is my body so itchy?

Don't scratch.

What did you scatter on me?

This is called Hundred Poison Powder.

It is made from the poison of one hundred different poisonous insects.

If you continue scratching yourself, all your skin will rot.

If you don't have my antidote, you'll rot to death.

You scoundrel!

I haven't finished speaking.

After you die, your body will release waves of stench.

It is the world's most disgusting way of dying. Scared, right?

You bully children. You're shameless!

Why must I be courteous when dealing with you little demon?

Do you know who my father is? If he knows that you're treating me like this,

he will definitely rip your skin off!

Fine, then let's go see your father.

Bai Chongye, look!

Rude! Who taught you to be so mannerless!

Who taught me? I have a mother that gave birth to me, but no father to raise me. Who can I expect to teach me?

You—

It was such a waste to pay Mr. Han a private tutor's fee.

Third Brother, how is Second Brother doing now?

Still unconscious.

Hurry and hand over that rodent.

I won't give it to you.

You will definitely rip my Feng Mi into shreds,

eat its flesh, and drink its blood!

We are not as evil as you say.

We are only going to take a small amount of its blood to save someone.

I don't believe you.

You were so evil to a small child like me, let alone my Feng Mi!

Let me tell you. Stop scratching. The more you scratch the more it itches.

Bai Chongye, what's wrong with you? Have him take out the antidote.

Do you wish to see me die in front of you?

Scoundrel!

If something happens to Sheng Wu, I'll let your life pay for his.

Eldest Brother, he is still a child. Don't be like this.

My mother's early death is all to blame.

I have to live all alone on this earth.

In the end, I still get bullied by you all.

Bai Chongye, don't you think that I'm an eyesore?

Then I'll just die.

You—

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[Cinderella Chef]

♫ Look at my attack, this speed is so advanced ♫

♫ My prominent name will cut off your devilish lies ♫

♫ So whether you are a scout or a recruiter ♫

♫ I will get involved in this trouble, since most heroes are youths ♫

♫ In day and in night, I am like a tireless horse ♫

♫ I can use all weapons, like knives, guns, sticks, and clubs ♫

♫ My internal strength grows exponentially ♫

♫ Everyone is trying to figure out how to attack and defeat me ♫

♫ What's to fear? I live freely ♫

♫ I bring trouble because of my reputation ♫

♫ Uninvited guests, take this punch ♫

♫ Liars, watch out for the cars and boats ♫

♫ Almost forgot to tell you that with nunchucks in my hands, ♫

♫ I am so skilled that no other weapons can compare ♫

♫ It takes control of my body, and it takes no effort to defeat you ♫

♫ My righteous aura will trample all lowlives underfoot ♫

♫ Please don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ Don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ I only need one breath to sink my breath to my lower stomach ♫

♫ Fighting skills are not used to gain advantages ♫

♫ The loyalty inside my heart allows my blood to flow smoothly ♫

♫ My strong zeal is for my brothers ♫

♫ So I've been repeatedly making it slowly assimilate into my body ♫

♫ To become my fatal poison, I must be very familiar with it ♫

♫ Every time I look at my strong arm, I swear to become this world's number one master ♫

♫ What's to fear? I live freely ♫

♫ I bring trouble because of my reputation ♫

♫ Uninvited guests, take this punch ♫

♫ Liars, watch out for the cars and boats ♫

♫ I have a loyal and righteous heart, but I keep a low profile ♫

♫ Martial morality will always come first, and not even thunder can break this faith ♫

♫ In the future when my name is mentioned, not many stories will come up ♫

♫ They'll say I trained hard, had a bitter willpower, and slept on the streets everyday ♫

♫ Please don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ Don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ Don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ Don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫