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♫ Pushing open the windows and looking out, the scenery is breathtaking ♫

♫ The beauty of the spring flower is unforgettable ♫

♫ Lush and ruthless, but always fascinating ♫

♫ Getting drunk alone, I temporarily forget your scent ♫

♫ Beside the broken bridge, loneliness hid under the rocks ♫

♫ The liveliness belongs to the passerbys ♫

♫ Drowning my sorrows with wine, the prosperity can't hide the sorrow ♫

♫ I'm left with the deep feelings alone, missing you with nothing to rely on ♫

♫ I don't wish to admit that this was just a dream ♫

♫ I don't want to see the separation, everything for naught ♫

♫ Past midnight, I allow the sound of the flute to ponder upon the past ♫

♫ I'm drunk tonight, hugging the shadow to sleep ♫

[Episode 14]

You have so much power but you don't act like it when you go out. You should bring more servants with you.

- How dare you? Why do you have so many questions? - Xiao Qi.

You want others to know about the trade between us?

Your Excellency is really discreet. Is this Madame?

Stop wasting time.

I heard that Madame is curvy and glowing. Why have you lost so much weight recently?

Old Yan, are you seeing someone else behind my back?

I said the wrong thing. I'm sorry.

- Don't let others turn us against each other. - Yes, husband. - Good girl.

Please don't be angry. I heard you're good at Mahjong. I can play against you for a few rounds.

Mahjong?

Don't you want to do serious business? Don't you want the salt license?

No, no.

I heard that Madame has to play Mahjong every day. I'm just trying to please her.

This way, please.

My god. This is the real battle.

I am nervous. It's okay.

I haven't played myself but I've seen others play before.

I have played QQ Mahjong after all.

Bring it on.

Is this guy on the left the legendary Mahjong Deity?

That's the best of the best. So scary.

Stupid Donkey.

You're good. I can't play well. It'll depend on you.

- Four Dot. - Chow.

Not bad!

Green Dragon.

Three Bamboo.

Four Character.

- Eight Bamboo. - Chow.

Huh? She follows all?

She wouldn't follow if I play One Character, right?

- One Character. - Mahjong, I win.

One dragon in the sky. A pair of dragons in the ground. Same suit deck. I have to thank you, Madame.

You let us win in the first round.

I was just warming up.

- Fine, continue. - Again, again!

Here.

I've got good tiles this time.

I have to see what he throws out. I have to seize the opportunity.

- Five Bamboo. - Seven Bamboo.

- White Dragon. - One Character.

Two Dot. Please! No...

- Seven Dot. - Nine Dot.

Stupid donkey, read my mind. Look at me.

I want a Two Dot. Look here.

Two Dot.

I want a Two Dot. Yes, that's right.

Two Dot.

Yes! Although I was feeling defeated,

we really are connected.

I win!

Wait, I win.

I called it first.

I thought you were an expert at Mahjong. Don't you know that the upper player can steal your win?

Madame, we can play by your rules at home.

It's inappropriate to play like that with others.

What are the rules? I am the rules. Do you know that?

Right. You're the rules. Whatever you say is right. Here. These are all yours.

- Big ones. Big ones. - Don't be angry.

Mine are yours, too.

Minister Yan, Xinyi Court is very sincere about getting the salt license. Xinyi Court has a series of water transport systems.

If I could have your salt license, it would be truly the meeting of two dragons.

Song Qi.

I prepared the ground dragon a long time ago. It will have to depend on you having the dragon pearl.

Your Excellency, your moustache (hu)...

Hu? What hu? If I'm unhappy, nobody can win (hu).

- Your Excellency. - What?

I saw your legs kicking each other under the table. What is that all about?

Song Qi! Kick her out!

What are you trying to say? Get out!

- Madame, you... I'm innocent! - You!

- Are you? - Really!

You're innocent? That's good.

I am in a bad mood today. I'm done playing. I won't give you the salt license, no matter how much silver you pay.

What if it's not silver? What if it's gold?

How much gold?

You have gold? So what? Who's that woman? Did you send her to seduce my husband? Say it!

I will beat you to death today!

- Just leave already! - If I had known, I wouldn't have brought her with me.

- Brother, I will personally visit you at Xinyi Court some day. - If you have the guts, come back.

- If you come back, I'll make sure you regret it! - See you later!

Aiya... I could win an Oscar for my performance.

It was so scary.

- Speak. How will you thank me? - How to thank you?

It's getting dark. I have prepared a carriage for you.

- You go to Meixi Town, it's 10 miles away. Leave right now. - What about you?

I told you. We'll go our own ways.

I know that. Give me the ring.

Three days from now it will be sent to you.

Why are you being so difficult? Just give it to me today.

Do you have a choice?

- I'll mark your words. - Just leave.

I'm leaving.

It's really goodbye this time.

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- Where's the item that His Excellency wants? - Can I give it to His Excellency myself?

- Cut the crap! - Don't be angry. They're here.

- You two keep an eye on it. You come with me. - Yes!

Giddy up.

This is so much more comfortable.

Master, how long do we have to go before we arrive in Meixi Town?

Miss, about two to three days.

What? That long? It's only 10 miles.

10 miles? Are you jesting?

Stupid Donkey is so honest.

He really left the money here.

This is my money now.

I don't think this is good.

I still have a conscience.

I will leave you half of it.

I win!

You're better than me, Madame.

Madame, you're so good.

You should have my title of Mahjong Deity.

You're the Mahjong Deity?

Greetings, Minister Yan and Madame Yan.

Minister Yan, you're the sky dragon. I'm the ground dragon of Xinyi Court.

If our powers are combined, it would be a pair of dragons.

You're... interesting.

Here, let's play.

Some other day.

Minister Yan, the satin you asked me to bring from the East,

- have you forgotten about it? - Satin?

Satin from the East? Where is it?

You finally understand me.

Of course. I'm the one who knows you best.

This was a surprise for you.

Lady, the satin is in the room next door.

I will go take a look.

Good. Go ahead, Madame.

What is the meaning of all this?

Don't you want to have some money hidden for yourself?

Why are you men still here?

Go protect Madame.

- Yes! - Yes!

Bring it out.

Minister Yan, long time, no see.

This is the first time I've seen you. Why did you say that?

Sounds like you really don't remember me.

You are...

Your memory is not so good.

No wonder you don't remember the benefits Master Bai gave you.

Master Bai? You're from the Black Wind Fortress?

You take the carriage to Meixi Town it's 10 miles away.

You will get the ring in three days.

If anything happens to you, we will all die.

Do you understand?

Stop!

What's wrong?

- I asked you to stop! - Whoa!

- What's wrong? - I won't go to Meixi Town. Send me back.

I can't do that. Third Master told me to send you to Meixi Town.

Send me back and I'll give you money.

Miss, do I look like someone who only cares about money?

Sorry!

Giddy up.

Miss!

What do I tell Third Master?

Why are you here?

Minister Yan, you're wrong. I am not from the Black Wind Fortress.

I am only here to ask for one object from you.

Who are you really?

That's none of your business.

Your life is in my hands now.

I hope you have a better memory this time.

I hope you remember exactly where that letter is.

Letter? What letter?

Quit acting.

I can let you live as long as you give me the letter.

You can keep the gold and go anywhere in the world.

But if you don't give me the letter...

I don't know what you're talking about.

But if you dare kill an important official like me,

you'll have nowhere to hide.

Minister Yan,

you took a large amount of bribes from Black Wind Fortress,

you also have a close relationship with Xinyi Court, behind their back.

If these things get exposed,

a few hundred people in your Yan family,

from the 80-year-old grandmother to the 8-year-old child...

I... I'll give it to you.

Master, run!

Madam!

Madam!

Madam!

Madam!

Kill him!

Get him!

Attack!

Get in the carriage!

Be careful!

♫ If one just sank down for a lifetime, you won't become frivolous ♫

♫ If one has never seen it, you won't think about it ♫

♫ This sleeve damped with tears, being anxious and frightened ♫

♫ Can I ever forget it ♫

♫ How come a short-lasting fate of meeting, in a flash, ♫

♫ is now accompanied by a lifetime of destiny ♫

It should be fine now. They can't catch up to us.

Good thing I saved you in time.

You should thank me.

I thought you people from ancient times always say you should marry the person who saves your life?

How would you--

Stupid Donkey!

Stupid Donkey!

Stupid Donkey! What's wrong?

Stupid Donkey!

Wake up!

♫ Hearing the flute sound from one's hometown ♫

♫ It's like a woven-rush raincoat in my dream ♫

♫ Full of dripping tears from lovers ♫

♫ Wanting a marriage contract ♫

Hey, don't move!

Otherwise, you will start bleeding again.

- How are you back? - I took the carriage. I thought you saw that.

I was saying...

Why did you think you could fool me?

If I had gone to that town, you would be dead.

I'm fine. You should leave.

Don't move!

Don't think I came back for you. I came back for my ring.

If you die, where would I find my ring?

The ring? The ring...

Bingo.

Don't move. Let your wound heal.

Don't move. I'll put the ointment on for you.

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When I was watching TV shows before,

I always thought it was so romantic when the guy saves the girl

and then the girl takes care of the guy.

Now that I've experienced it, I was scared to death.

Why are you still here then?

The cut is too deep. That must hurt a lot.

I will be gentler. This was all for me.

Don't flatter yourself.

Be politer to me.

Here. Your precious treasure is with me.

- Give it back... - Hey.

It's simple if you want it. Just be an obedient donkey.

Wait till I apply the ointment for you. Otherwise,

I will throw it in the fire.

Do it quickly.

It's a deal. You can't grab it.

Cut the crap. Do it before I change my mind.

That's more like it. Good boy.

How about I sing you a song to distract you from the pain?

♫ Use the remaining lifetime ♫

♫ to watch snowflakes dancing around ♫

♫ and use the remaining feelings ♫

♫ to time how long the petals uses to fall off ♫

♫ Liking you doesn't care about whether it's day or night ♫

♫ Reunions are always intense ♫

♫ Accompanying each other in peace ♫

♫ Carrying the zither, picking it up from the jaded steps ♫

♫ The tone hasn't been harmonized ♫

♫ People leave messages in snippets ♫

♫ A spouse's heart as the bright moon ♫

Be careful.

Wait.

There's a boat.

If we travel across the water, we will be in Black Wind Fortress in no time.

Right. Let's go.

You can give the letter back to me now.

You want the letter?

Get back to Black Wind Fortress alive then I will give it to you.

I am working undercover. It's dangerous for you to follow me.

Why go back?

I don't know why I'm going back there either.

The secret code I taught you last time... Do you still remember it?

No.

You're lying. Just say it out loud.

Why would I do that?

This was invented by a witch a long, long time ago.

It has healing powers.

Say it out loud and your wound will stop hurting.

This is not what you said last time.

You weren't injured last time.

Are you going to say it or not? If you don't say it I will throw away the letter.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Why would you say it? You aren't injured.

Oh. I didn't finish telling you about it.

Ever since it was invented,

this sentence now means "good luck."

Isn't that what we need right now?

Is that so?

I don't think I've ever had good luck.

Be careful!

The letter!

Stupid Donkey! Be careful!

Where did the letter fall in?

It probably floated away.

Stupid Donkey!

You have an injury!

Stupid Donkey!

Stupid Donkey!

Stupid Donkey!

You're awake.

Letter... where is the letter? I have to find the letter.

Where? It was flushed away by the water.

Also, what are you going to do if you find it?

What does that mean?

There's nothing in the letter.

How do you know that? Did you see it clearly?

I read it the night you passed out. It was a blank piece of paper.

That's impossible. You didn't see it clearly.

A group of guys fighting and trying to kill each other for a blank piece of paper?

- That's impossible! - Stupid Donkey!!

- You're really a stupid and stubborn donkey! - No, I must find the letter.

You found the ring. Why don't you leave?

Fine. I just don't want to leave you.

I worry about you. I care about you, all right?

Let's go back to Black Wind Fortress together.

I want to go to Paris, London, and Japan with you.

We are like this ring now.

There's a crack in it and it can't go back to the way it was.

I don't want to go back to the way it was.

That's good.

Hey. I just don't want to go back to the way it was.

You wouldn't tell me anything before.

I had a lot of secrets, too. But it's different now.

That letter is so important to you.

But you let go of that letter when you were trying to save me.

So I really like the way we are now.

You should be hugging me right now.

When can you learn some moves?

Okay, I'll do it myself.

Hey. Stupid Donkey!

Stupid Donkey!

Who is this?

This is the damn swindler...

who used the fake salt license to trick us of our gold.

Master, what should we do?

What do you think we should do? Look for him!

Oh.

Hey! Cart vendor! I am calling you!

Have we met somewhere?

Master, where did we meet?

Master, this woman seems to have the lung disease.

My husband just died of the lung sickness. Do you know him?

No. I have mistaken you for someone else.

- Ah! Did you say you know me... - No, no.

Just go away.

Stupid Donkey. Stupid Donkey, are you okay?

You're heating up.

- Master, what's wrong? - Wait, something wasn't right.

What?

I've met that woman before.

Master, you should stay away from that woman. You don't want to catch the sickness.

- This is Madam? - Stop wasting time.

I heard you have a reputation for being curvy.

Why have you lost so much weight?

She is that woman.

Go away!

Get away!

Go!

Master. Here!

Looks like someone's injured.

Follow me!

You stay here and don't move around, okay?

Don't leave, Yao Yao.

Relax. I will be okay and I will make you okay, too.

Madam, you tricked me so hard.

The thing I hate most is being tricked.

Not only have you tricked me, you're also a fake yourself.

Say it. Where's the gold?

It's in...

Somewhere only I know. If you kill me...

you will never find it.

You think you can trick me this way?

Think about it. If you lost so much gold, how do you report back to Ding Qi?

I will report with your head!

Don't! Don't! Don't!

Stupid Donkey!

Hey, Minister Yan!

- Stupid Donkey. - You look a bit weak!

- You're really stupid. Why did you come out? - Keep quiet!

You can't die. If you die, you'll be dead. If I die, I can at least go home.

- Neither of us can die. We both have to live! - Stupid Donkey...

I am so touched.

It's all right. I will send only one of you to hell.

After I find the gold, I will then let you reunite. Kill!

Stupid Donkey!

Stupid Donkey! Are you okay?

Yao Yao!

Stupid Donkey! How are you?

Stay here!

Stupid Donkey!

Stupid Donkey!

Don't come over here!

Don't come over here! No, no, no!

Stupid Donkey! How are you?

You two can keep chatting on your way to hell!

Stop!

Mahjong Deity, you've really got guts, messing with people from Black Wind Fortress.

- Are you sick of being alive? - Stupid Donkey...

- Stupid Donkey! - Kill everyone! Leave no one alive.

Go after them.

You had to choose the way to hell.

Nainai, Third Master, are you both all right?

You're finally here.

I went back to the inn and found Minister Yan already dead.

I couldn't find you two so I knew something must have happened to you.

So I had to go back to find Eldest Master.

You are Bai Chongye?

I never answer a dead person's question.

Eldest Brother.

Third Brother! Help him get on the horse.

Yes.

Your Highness.

You can all leave now.

- Yes. - Yes.

How is he?

He was rescued by Bai Chongye.

The letter was ruined, too.

That's good.

You're awake.

Here. The fever is gone, too.

Have I been sleeping for a long time?

I don't know either. I was asleep, too.

You have been looking after me for a long time.

Of course, I did.

So you've been drooling all over my sleeves.

You are the one who's been drooling on your sleeves.

Disgusting.

Be careful.

I'm fine.

Why are we here?

The officials have visited many times. Eldest Brother shut them all down.

This is the safest place to be.

Come here. Let me look at you.

Why? There's no flower on my face.

Are you hurt?

How could I get hurt when you were there?

The weapons all fell on you.

You're injured so heavily.

I won't die.

You must be scared.

This is nothing.

I think being undercover is fun now.

I saw so many spy movies before.

I never expected that I'd get to experience it in real life.

From now on, we will be partners. Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

I can't understand what you're saying again.

Super invincible and cool!

Everything is about having fun to you.

I have never seen you unhappy.

I have many things to be sad about.

But a day is still a day, no matter if I choose to be happy or sad.

So I choose to be happy.

A lot of chicken soup quotes on Weibo say...

girls who like to smile won't have bad luck.

You should smile more, too.

That's so fake!

Like me. Your mouth should be 45 degrees up.

Let your big white fangs hang out.

Wha--

Let me see.

You were lying again!

You think I would play with just anyone?

I was only doing it because you're a member of the "I love you" club.

An "I love you" club member?

What is "I love you" anyway?

It's like... happy cooperation and good fortune.

I thought you said it was good luck.

It's the same thing. It means well anyway.

- Yao Yao. - What? - Thank you for risking your life to save me.

Why so serious?

I'm telling you, I'm very afraid of dying and I like money and men.

The reason I saved you was completely on an impulse.

You saved me as well. We'll call it even.

Right. You will give me up in a second.

You're so petty.

I already apologized and you're still holding on to this.

I was just jesting.

So tell me, who are you working for undercover?

Why did you have to get that letter?

Why is everyone hunting us down?

There was nothing on that letter. It was just a blank piece of paper.

It's so strange.

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♫ Look at my attack, this speed is so advanced ♫

♫ My prominent name will cut off your devilish lies ♫

♫ So whether you are a scout or a recruiter ♫

♫ I will get involved in this trouble, since most heroes are youths ♫

♫ In day and in night, I am like a tireless horse ♫

♫ I can use all weapons, like knives, guns, sticks, and clubs ♫

♫ My internal strength grows exponentially ♫

♫ Everyone is trying to figure out how to attack and defeat me ♫

♫ What's to fear? I live freely ♫

♫ I bring trouble because of my reputation ♫

♫ Uninvited guests, take this punch ♫

♫ Liars, watch out for the cars and boats ♫

♫ Almost forgot to tell you that with nunchucks in my hands, ♫

♫ I am so skilled that no other weapons can compare ♫

♫ It takes control of my body, and it takes no effort to defeat you ♫

♫ My righteous aura will trample all lowlives underfoot ♫

♫ Please don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ Don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ I only need one breath to sink my breath to my lower stomach ♫

♫ Fighting skills are not used to gain advantages ♫

♫ The loyalty inside my heart allows my blood to flow smoothly ♫

♫ My strong zeal is for my brothers ♫

♫ So I've been repeatedly making it slowly assimilate into my body ♫

♫ To become my fatal poison, I must be very familiar with it ♫

♫ Every time I look at my strong arm, I swear to become this world's number one master ♫

♫ What's to fear? I live freely ♫

♫ I bring trouble because of my reputation ♫

♫ Uninvited guests, take this punch ♫

♫ Liars, watch out for the cars and boats ♫

♫ I have a loyal and righteous heart, but I keep a low profile ♫

♫ Martial morality will always come first, and not even thunder can break this faith ♫

♫ In the future when my name is mentioned, not many stories will come up ♫

♫ They'll say I trained hard, had a bitter willpower, and slept on the streets everyday ♫

♫ Please don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ Don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ Don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫

♫ Don't come near me, I can play it by ear ♫

♫ Even if you guard left and right, you can't withstand three of my hits ♫

♫ With my brandish weapons, I'll beat you to the ground ♫

♫ With just nunchucks, I can knock you down ♫