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♫ It's better to keep moving then to bend to breaking point ♫

♫ Come and go freely ♫

♫ People who travel the world always encounter wind, heavy rain, and sickness ♫

♫ With genuine feelings of righteousness, one who has experienced it all will avoid disaster ♫

♫ Heroes don't care about their origins ♫

♫ Kindness outweighs any golden opportunities ♫

♫ No matter what the world says, justice is always in my heart ♫

♫ Seeing the world in hundreds of state ♫

♫ There will be regret and there will be love ♫

♫ Let leave the destined fate behind and move forward ♫

♫ Pursue being free and at ease with confident ♫

♫ Just like the deity who walked the earth who are different ♫

♫ Butterfly lightly dancing on flowers ♫

♫ Rosy cheeks beautiful lady ♫

♫ Continue to pursue for justice without glancing back ♫

♫ Love is higher compare to mountains ♫

♫ No words to describe the hardship of traveling ♫

♫ With confidence to pursue comfort and ease ♫

♫ To walk in this world ♫

[The Deer and the Cauldron]

[Episode 21]

Master, they are fighting there again.

I need to go and resolve it.

Have a rest here.

Officer ordered me to do this.

Which officer?

So annoying!

-Take care of Master. -I don't believe you!

Would Lord Wei... Would Lord Wei insult us like this?

I'm telling you! It's impossible!

Do you know?

-Lord. -It's me.

Incense...

This...

Lord Wei. We have some fame in Capital, right?

Look, they gave us this kind of clothes and

this... This kind of product.

They shouted at us. We are disrespected.

I understand. You want to wear an official uniform, right?

You don't know. Military officers

are recorded in a book.

Each man has only one position. Each man has only one set of clothes.

How are there some extra clothes for you?

Am I right?

Lord, this cloth is too ugly.

-Look. -Yes. Look.

-Just put up with it. -Lord, come here.

Just put up with it.

Just put up with it.

Kid, I'm telling you!

You must exchange these!

Master, aren't you tired?

I'm tired.

I'm very tired.

I'm dying of tiredness.

Shuang Er, you don't know.

In my next life, I'll be happy if anyone becomes an officer,

but I will never be one.

They look for me just for such a small matter.

Look at this. These people

are so selfish.

They only do what they like.

They never consider my feelings.

They don't even care about me. Am I right?

I'm already thin.

These two days... Look.

How tired am I?

Now, I have to hold onto a tree whenever the wind blows.

I'm afraid that I would be blown into the sky.

My mother was right.

"You will hurt yourself if you talk too much."

Now, I'm seriously hurt by them.

I'm dying.

I'm so tired.

Master. You're too gentle to them.

You have to be fiercer.

No. What if it's too impolite?

Just try it.

If it doesn't work, I'll slap on myself.

Let me go!

What are you trying to do?

Touching here and there in the barrack. How rude are you?

Greet first if you're looking for me. Call me the Lord.

Did you hear me?

Yes, Lord Wei.

But, you can call me anything privately.

The more disgusting it is, the better it is. I like it.

I'm telling you! We're not wearing these clothes!

Pick them up!

All of you, ugly people, who keep insisting that

you're not wearing it.

I'm telling you!

Be aware that I might let you walk around

this valley with your naked body.

You will be the one who will be embarrassed.

You! Stop fighting with them.

Inspect them. If anyone of them still complains that

he would not wear these, flog him 50 times.

Yes!

Why are you so annoying?

Xiao Bao, I'm not combing my hair.

I'm not wearing this!

Master, you keep saying that

you would save this empire.

You don't even comb your hair.

How can you save an empire?

I think that

you're just bluffing.

Senior. Comb Master's hair.

Yes, Lord Wei.

Let me go! I'm going to kill you!

It won't be nice if you're not letting me go!

I'll kill you!

-Come here! -Come here!

You!

Get a suitable one for him.

Else, you'll be beheaded!

-Yes! -Hurry up!

Shut up!

Do you have the right to give an order here?

I'm the boss here. Do you know?

You must listen to me!

I'm telling you!

If you keep making noise and shouting here,

be aware that I won't give you the antidote.

You will end up dying in Mystic Dragon Island!

-I'll obey your command. Just be like this!

Never move when I'm not here.

Yes.

Damn you!

- Lord. - Lord.

Is this your seat?

I was scared that it would be covered with dirt.

Lord.

Front Line Brigade has reached Jinnan Relay Station.

We shall depart.

Or else, if the night darkens, we might have to stop on the way.

I know!

Lord, are we leaving?

You must decide fast.

I'm not leaving!

Both of you!

Prepare me some tea.

- Yes. - Yes.

Come back!

I'm telling you! If you keep nagging

and making noise beside my ears next time...

Do you know what you should do?

- Slap ourselves. - Slap ourselves.

Go away!

- Yes. - Yes.

Lord, how do you feel?

Amazing!

Servant!

Pour me some water!

Where are the people? Where did everyone go?

You! Boil some water for me!

I need to wash my feet.

You! Nanny!

Come and give me a massage!

Are both of you dead?

Can't you hear me?

Are you deaf or are you frozen?

Seriously?

How dare you hit me?

Did we meet before?

Why do you look so familiar?

You! Turn your head towards me.

Turn your head!

You have a big mole and a small mole.

What a rare appearance.

Tell me. How did you get them?

Boring! Like a mute.

But, you're much uglier than the one before.

It hurts!

Granny. How dare you hit my face?

Granny hit my left cheek again.

They are specially arranged by His Majesty.

His Majesty purposely chose two servants who are well-trained in martial arts from the palace...

No. His Majesty invited a prestigious nanny

here to teach you the etiquette.

-Don't I know the etiquette? -You don't.

No! You're...

Princess, this is the case.

You're going to be married to Yunnan.

Your actions reflect on our Great Qing.

If you make mistake, cross the line

and they complain about it,

how will the reputation of His Majesty

and Empress Dowager be?

Alright. If she's constraining me,

I shall constrain her too!

What's the constraint?

She shall never hit my face.

Don't worry. She will never hit your face.

-You've promised. -Of course, I promise.

Don't you trust me?

Princess.

Why don't you let Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter,

Plum Blossom, Orchid, Bamboo, Chrysanthemum to bring your tortoise back?

Look! It's sleepy.

Why?

Think about it. You're here as a student.

This is too extravagance.

How would the teacher inside feel?

A student should act like a student.

Am I right?

Alright.

You may retreat.

Don't forget to feed it.

Yes.

Please, Princess.

Nanny.

Princess...is here.

You must educate her properly.

Oh right. I have to remind you one thing.

Let me tell you...

What are you whispering?

What were you whispering?

Nothing much.

I Told her...

I told her...I told her that you're a princess.

You're pampered since young,

so she shall treat you gentler.

Just act along. Be friendly.

Else, I can't explain it to His Majesty.

Alright.

Alright.

I still have many things to do.

I'll not accompany you.

Stand up.

Today onward, I'll teach you the etiquette.

You shall listen to whatever I say.

Never disobey my order.

What?

Don't you have an ear?

Didn't you hear what Officer Wei said?

He asked you to act along.

He asked you to teach me nicely and politely.

What do you mean by I shall listen to whatever you say?

I'm telling you!

You shall listen to whatever I say here! Do you know?

Who do you treat yourself as?

Are you very proud of having two moles on your face?

Why are you still hitting my face?

This is the etiquette.

How long will this take?

I'm done!

Good for you.

♫ Born in thousands of flowers, growing in fragrant beauty ♫

♫ The eyes are full of colors ♫

♫ Once in the rivers and lakes, calling for rain and wind ♫

♫ Never changing is your style ♫

♫ In your eyes, you see the ripples of the lake in the autumn breeze, we are strong (T/N: being clear and dynamic) ♫

♫ Embrace you tenderly and sweetly ♫

♫ Travel all over the world to just stop in your arms ♫

♫ The best part of a long life is meeting you ♫

♫ The all say you're a hero ♫

♫ The sword and the shadow can't conjure your dreams ♫

♫ Riches and honor, glory and splendor, all one's hopes and efforts come to nothing ♫

♫ Why be afraid to make fun of fate? ♫

♫ Who says you're a hero? ♫

♫ Behind the prosperity, I'm the only one to understand ♫

♫ Love is most important until the end of time ♫

Wait a minute. I'll be done soon.

♫ The shadow of the ancient path is like the setting sun ♫

Why are you hitting me?

What's wrong?

Doesn't it look alike?

Why do you hit my face again?

♫ The eyes are full of colors ♫

♫ Once in the rivers and lakes, calling for rain and wind ♫

♫ Never changing is your style ♫

♫ In your eyes, you see the ripples of the lake in the autumn breeze, we are strong (T/N: being clear and dynamic) ♫

♫ Embrace you tenderly and sweetly ♫

♫ Travel all over the world to just stop in your arms ♫

♫ The best part of a long life is meeting you ♫

♫ The all say you're a hero ♫

♫ The sword and the shadow can't conjure your dreams ♫

♫ Riches and honor, glory and splendor, all one's hopes and efforts come to nothing ♫

♫ Why be afraid to make fun of fate? ♫

♫ Who says you're a hero? ♫

♫ Behind the prosperity, I'm the only one to understand ♫

♫ Love is most important until the end of time ♫

♫ The shadow of the ancient path is like the setting sun ♫

You hit my face again!

I quit!

♫ The shadow of the ancient path is like the setting sun ♫

Go!

Go away! Hurry up!

Let's go!

- Big! - Small!

- Give me my money! - Are you trying to cheat?

Give me your money!

Come! Next round!

You! Turn yourself around!

Can you fight?

Are you a master?

Have you killed someone?

Come!

Come here!

Can you see it?

Inside that tent,

there's a granny.

She has two moles on her face.

One big and one small. Very rare.

Kill her and bring me her head!

I'll reward you.

Go!

Why are you bouncing?

I'm talking to you!

How dare you move away?

Do you want to be killed?

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Let me go!

Catch this culprit!

What are you looking for?

You're acting like a thief.

I'm looking for her.

Where is she?

She ran away.

You taught her that?

How dare you talk to Master like this?

No, I don't understand.

Why...? You even taught her how to run? Running at night?

Stop making noise and disturbing Master here.

I'm sorry. Mas... Master, please rest early.

I'll cool myself down outside.

It's not right.

No. Where... Where is she? Why... Why did I come?

I'm... I'm here to search for her.

She ran away.

She escaped secretly.

Where can she go at night?

What if she goes missing?

Look at you.

You're actually caring about the princess.

You can't say that.

Actually...

Actually, Jian Ning is quite pitiful.

She's a princess.

She's born in a royal family. She gets what she wants.

How is she pitiful?

Though she looks rude normally,

she's actually a little girl inside.

She's soft-hearted.

Think about it. She is caged in the palace since young.

No one talks to her. No one plays with her.

Isn't she pitiful?

She is.

You shall look for her then. Stop bringing me along.

Don't touch me!

You hit my heart.

She doesn't know how to cherish a good man like me.

I'm telling you! After leaving this village...

I'll still wait for you in the next village!

Which village will you go to and wait for her?

I'm telling you!

No matter which village you're at,

you'll end up returning to my village!

Am I right?

You're right!

What you said is right!

Enough. Don't be angry.

Go away!

Alright. You... You can

stop learning etiquette from the nanny.

You have a bad temper.

I'll leave first if there's nothing else.

Stand there!

I'm thirsty!

Drink water then. I'll pour it for you.

You're naughty again.

Princess.

Stop playing! Where are you?

Let me go!

Princess. Prin...

Let's run away.

I'm not marrying that Black Bear Wu. Bring me away.

Run away?

Princess. You... You...You...No way.

His Majesty will arrest me.

Then... Then, can I even live?

You... You... Be rational.

You're not willing to do it?

Bad girl!

Princess.

Princess.You... You misunderstood. I'll explain it to you.

I don't need your explanation!

You can't do this to a man, Princess. It's itchy!

No one shall get

whatever I can't get.

-Aren't you a fake eunuch? -Princess.

Today, I'll make you into

a real eunuch.

-How dare you dodge? -I didn't.

Alright.

We'll play with something else then.

Gui.

Are you hot?

Very hot.

Then, are you thirsty?

Very thirsty.

Then, do you want to drink iced mung bean soup?

I really want to drink it.

You want?

Then...

Come up!

Come up

and I'll let you drink it.

Forget it then.

Because I can control myself very well.

Lord!

Lord. We are 30 miles away from Zhengzhou Mansion.

Zhengzhou's prefect led the civil and military officers

to welcome us ten miles outside the town.

Let's continue our trip!

Yes! Let's depart!

Let's depart!

Officer Wei, Princess wants to see you.

Officer Wei, Princess wants to see you.

Dong Mei is here. Princess wants to see you.

I'm not seeing her.

Princess wants to apologize to you personally.

Got it.

I'll wait for you here then.

It's okay, Master.

I'll accompany you.

If she's being naughty, I'll punish her.

You're already acting like my wife.

What are you saying?

Shuang Er.

Come. Have a seat.

Sit down.

Today, don't go anywhere.

Sit here quietly

and solve this puzzle.

There's a

big secret about the Sutra of Forty Two Chapters here.

We can get a treasure after we solve this.

Then, after we dig this treasure out,

we will be rich!

Master. You shall be careful then.

Don't worry.

I have tricks to outsmart the princess.

Officer Wei.

Please.

Let's go.

Princess, Officer Wei is here.

Where is he?

Behind me.

Have a look by yourself.

Where is he?

Here!

Princess!

Princess!

I'm here.

I asked for you alone.

Why did you bring two men here? Go out!

Princess.

Treat them as nothing even though they're here.

Deaf and dumb.

What do you mean by deaf and dumb?

Deaf man on my left.

Dumb man on my right.

What?

Treat them as nothing.

It's too hot.

I can't stand it.

Tomorrow onward, we will only travel 40 miles every day.

Depart early in the morning.

I'll rest once the sun rises.

Princess, I don't think that's good.

What if we're late

and people from Yunnan complain? I...

I'm not rushing anyway!

Yes, you're not rushing.

But even if you're not rushing,

I'm rushing.

Princess.

This is iced sour plum soup offered by Zhengzhou Mansion.

It's for you to cool yourself down.

Give me a bowl of it then.

This little Zhengzhou Mansion has worked hard.

I even get to eat iced soup this summer.

Gui.

Yes.

Are you hot?

Yes.

Give each of them a bowl of this.

Yes.

Thank you, Princess.

Drink it.

It's nice.

Gui.

Why aren't you drinking?

I... I... I'll cool... Cool it down.

You're afraid that I'll poison you?

Is it nice?

Nice.

Do you need to shake even if it's nice?

I'm shaking because it's nice.

Why are the three of you shaking?

You...You put in...Knockout...

Knockout...?

Knockout...

What's knockout?

Knockout...

I need water.

I need water.

How dare you pretend that you're dead?

I was just joking!

Princess, was it fun?

How was it fun?

Princess, why did you drug me?

I'll do whatever

I want on you.

None of your business!

This is your fate! Do you understand?

Yes. I have a bad life. I know.

I knew since I entered the palace.

You want me to let you go, right?

Alright!

Tell me the truth. Then, I'll let you go.

Of course. Since when did I lie to you, Princess?

Let me ask you. That night,

who's the assassin who kicked me into the bathtub?

Who?

I'm asking you!

I don't know.

I know now!

You mean that night, right?

We were playing Jian Ning Flying Knife

and you told me that the knife is ruthless.

Get to the point!

I'm getting to the point. Here's the point!

When the princess was going to throw the knife towards me,

you slipped and fell into the bathtub.

I'm done.

You mean that

I fell in by accident.

No wonder.

No wonder.

Wake up!

Wake up!

Why are we here?

Sour plum soup.

We were drugged with the knockout drop?

They are good at this.

Let's go!

Princess.

The feathers are gone.

You're tired too.

Why don't we do it on another day?

No way!

You haven't told me.

Who was the assassin?

I can't remember anything now.

I can only think about

chickens now.

There are a cock,

a hen

and a black-bone chicken.

Stop your nonsense!

You can't remember, right?

Great. I'll make you remember it.

Wait here!

Help!

What are you doing?

Princess said not to let anyone in.

Move aside!

That... That Xiao Bao...

He's... He's not wearing anything.

Go and save him.

Who?

You!

I... I'm not going.

He's not wearing anything, Master.

Close your eyes

and cut the ropes.

If I close my eyes,

I can't see, Master.

Who the hell are you? Go out!

Don't come close!

Master asked me to save you.

I can't face you with my look now.

Shut up!

So embarrassing. Why did I...

You touched my wound!

Come back!

My legs too.

Untie them by yourself! So disgusting!

Eunuch! How dare you run away?

Damn you! Let me go!

Gui.

Are you hungry?

Gui.

Take this.

Help me.

Carry me up. Wait a minute.

One, two.

Lord.

What's going on?

Go! Go! Go and have a look.

What's going on? What's wrong?

Lord.

There are two random animals in the palanquin.

-How can it be? -Lord!

He's telling the truth.

I'm the witness.

Lord!

You can go and have a look if you don't trust me.

No way.

Lord!

What you hear may be fake, but what you see is real.

Alright!

I'll go and have a look.

You almost pulled me to death.

So troublesome. I shouldn't have...

I shouldn't have come up.

I spent half of my energy.

Come. Bring me down.

Slowly. Be careful.

Slowly.

Be careful.

Be careful.

Let me have a look.

This guy is strange.

Open it.

You were right.

No.

This...A monkey

and a tortoise.

What do these mean?

I don't know.

I understand the meaning of this tortoise.

My name is Gui.

[♪ Gui means tortoise too] Gui and tortoise

sound similar.

But, who is this monkey?

Why are you laughing?

Just say it.

Lord, you have a small figure and you're keen-witted!

♫ Born in thousands of flowers, growing in fragrant beauty ♫

♫ The eyes are full of colors ♫

♫ Once in the rivers and lakes, calling for rain and wind ♫

♫ Never changing is your style ♫

♫ In your eyes, you see the ripples of the lake in the autumn breeze, we are strong (T/N: being clear and dynamic) ♫

♫ Embrace you tenderly and sweetly ♫

♫ Travel all over the world to just stop in your arms ♫

♫ The best part of a long life is meeting you ♫

♫ The all say you're a hero ♫

♫ The sword and the shadow can't conjure your dreams ♫

♫ Riches and honor, glory and splendor, all one's hopes and efforts come to nothing ♫

♫ Why be afraid to make fun of fate? ♫

♫ Who says you're a hero? ♫

♫ Behind the prosperity, I'm the only one to understand ♫

♫ Love is most important until the end of time ♫

♫ The shadow of the ancient path is like the setting sun ♫

♫ Born in thousands of flowers, growing in fragrant beauty ♫

♫ The eyes are full of colors ♫

♫ Once in the rivers and lakes, calling for rain and wind ♫

♫ Never changing is your style ♫

♫ In your eyes, you see the ripples of the lake in the autumn breeze, we are strong (T/N: being clear and dynamic) ♫

♫ Embrace you tenderly and sweetly ♫

♫ Travel all over the world to just stop in your arms ♫

♫ The best part of a long life is meeting you ♫

♫ The all say you're a hero ♫

♫ The sword and the shadow can't conjure your dreams ♫

♫ Riches and honor, glory and splendor, all one's hopes and efforts come to nothing ♫

♫ Why be afraid to make fun of fate? ♫

♫ Who says you're a hero? ♫

♫ Behind the prosperity, I'm the only one to understand ♫

♫ Love is most important until the end of time ♫

♫ The shadow of the ancient path is like the setting sun ♫