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[NEXT DOOR WITCH J]

[GLITTER MASTER BEAUTUBER OH Ohyeong]

[Jei] Women always dream of magic.

To look beautiful for someone

or to reward themselves after a day of hard work.

They are looking for magic.

[GLITTER MASTER BEAUTUBER OH Ohyeong]

Look at this glow.

Even someone like me who doesn't know about makeup can tell that it's legit.

I'm her follower and she's a hard worker.

- Let's buy it. - Sure.

Every month, new magic tools

come out for these women.

What is it? What are you looking at?

- Time for Witch J's new video. - Witch J?

I teach women how to use magic

and help them select their magic tools.

Damn.

Every Friday at 7 PM!

One, two, three.

Cue!

[NEXT DOOR WITCH J] Hello, I'm Witch J.

It's time to cast a magic spell.

[EPISODE 1 GIRL DOES MAGIC VS BOY MAKES MAGIC]

Wow, she's a human copying machine.

So, it's true that she's a real witch.

Ta-da.

Today's magic is done.

The magic is over but don't miss the post-credits scene.

As usual, it's 'sold-out time'!

Korean women spend almost 110,000 won on makeup every month.

Your money is valuable.

I'll keep you from buying trashy items.

You guys know that

my channel doesn't take sponsors

or paid promotions, right?

Today's item for review is...?

It's glitter.

This glitter is made by the so-called 'glitter master'

which is its selling point.

What a typical overhyped product.

I think it's more a 'hype master' than a 'glitter master.'

So, here's the real deal for you.

This glitter doesn't receive much attention

because it's made by a start-up company.

But it sparkles more than the Avenee product, and

the price is reasonable.

Come get this glitter before it disappears.

Do you have the Urtone glitter?

Yes, over here.

Do you have the Urtone glitter?

I found it.

- Give it to me. - Move over!

Seo Jei.

You trashed my makeup again?

Last time you crushed my foundation

and now my glitter?

Ohyeong.

This is all on you.

If a famous beautuber makes makeup,

it has to be made right.

You used to wash brushes for me.

You think everything is possible now that you're a beautuber?

Wouldn't that be nice?

If I could have it my way, I wouldn't have to see your ridiculous products!

I'm going to sue you for defamation.

Ohyeong!

Hello! It's me, Chorok.

We didn't mean it. It was a mistake.

It will never happen again so don't sue--

My lawyer is going to call you.

So, look out for the call.

Ohyeong!

What are we going to do?

I think she's serious this time.

Who cares?

It's not her first time bluffing.

But we have to avoid lawsuits.

Once it starts, it can take years, not just months.

We don't even have a management agent.

I'm Witch J.

Stop worrying and go back to work.

Back to work.

[COMPENSATION FOR DEFAMATION?]

[WHAT IS DEFAMATION?]

I didn't know it would come to this. I would have hired an agent!

Maybe Chorok can find one.

Oh, right.

No one wanted me.

I'm in trouble.

[HOT-TEMPERED BEAUTUBER, ICON OF LAWSUIT]

[INFULENCER OR OUT-FLUENCER]

You just crossed the line.

Alright, then.

Work on your channel instead of coming here!

Hello, Witch J?

[ONE WEEK AGO] Fighting!

Are you thirsty?

What a jerk.

Is he playing hard to get?

I'll take it.

Geez. It's for your friend.

Hey!

Hey.

It's for you.

You see how flawless I look?

Put on some sunscreen.

Look at yourself. That's too much sunscreen.

This is how you don't get tanned.

Hey, Mr. Choi.

Did you see the formula I made?

I've never seen a physical sunscreen stick so well.

Did you mix this with chemical sunscreen?

Some say that krill cream is really effective.

Seriously?

Look, Lee Ubin.

What's the point of doing research all day?

It's not selling.

I regret quitting my office job.

When you said we're going to make something new

I was stupid to fall for it.

But you can't blame our babies.

Are you ashamed of them?

No, that's not what I'm saying.

We've been working for years

but no one's using it.

That's why.

It ain't over till it's over.

I'm Lee Ubin, the king of making things work in the last minute.

Whatever you are, I hope it works soon.

I'm hungry.

You can't just move the products.

We do the display.

You should know better if you're a CEO.

Each shelf has its own price.

If you want the top shelf, get a contract with the headquarters.

[Ubin] But my magical power

is worthless like dust in the cosmetics world.

I already have tons of work to do.

Today I'm going to...

[MY BLACK CARD, MOM'S CARD] take my babies home.

The buzzer beater starts now.

Do you have the Urtone glitter?

- Yes, over here. - Here?

Do you have the Urtone glitter?

Wait, hold on.

What are you doing?

- I found it. - I was here first.

I think we hit the jackpot.

Our glitters are sold out in stores.

This is why people praise beautubers.

My great goddess, Witch J.

You're a lifesaver!

Jesus!

You're the CEO of Urtone?

That's me.

But...

how did you know this address?

Huh?

No one knows where my studio is.

- I just-- - You stalked my social media

and googled my studio, right?

I wanted to see you in person to say hello.

I was this close to closing my office

- but thanks to you, Witch J-- - This is stalking.

It's a crime, you know that?

Geez.

[Jei] A lawsuit threat and a cosmetics CEO stalker.

And one more thing just got added to the list.

I, Seo Jei, is officially entering

a new dark chapter of my life at the age of 26.

Next Door Witch J

[EPILOGUE] Hello, Limabi. Today's item is glitter.

Once you're in love with glitter, there's no way out.

You'll nod your head if you're a makeup lover.

But the glow and sparkle we want

are hard to find.

In that case, use the glitter for nails

with a glitter brush.

Then you'll get your one and only

sparkling diamond.

But only use this technique on special occasions,

like going to a club or hitting on a boy.

Make sure you remove it with cotton swabs.

That's a promise.

Do your eyes hurt because of glitter?

If that's you...

give up the sparkles!

Life is long

and your eyes are important.

Goodbye, then!

All done?

I'm tired.

[NEXT DOOR WITCH J]

[TEAM CREDITS]

[NEXT DOOR WITCH J]