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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:04,700 [indistinct chatter] 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,520 - I didn't feel like eating anymore. 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:11,660 I hadn't spoken to the band or to Noor since. 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,060 - You are in a punk band? 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,780 - You seem upset. - People hate the band. 6 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,260 - How could you do this to us? 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,340 - It's like I don't even know who you are. 8 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:18,820 - Fuck Noor, and fuck you. 9 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,460 - No, fuck you. I quit. 10 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,500 - Amina, wait. 11 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,840 [intense music] 12 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,660 - And that was four weeks ago. 13 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,760 [laughter] 14 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,900 [solemn music] 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:41,000 ♪ ♪ 16 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,020 [breathes deeply] 17 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:53,780 ♪ I don't care if it hurts ♪ 18 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:58,740 ♪ I wanna have control ♪ 19 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:03,740 ♪ I want a perfect body ♪ 20 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,900 ♪ I want a perfect soul ♪ 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:13,380 ♪ I want you to notice ♪ 22 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:18,380 ♪ When I'm not around ♪ 23 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:23,260 ♪ You're so fucking special ♪ 24 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:28,180 ♪ Wish I was special ♪ 25 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:33,260 ♪ But I'm a creep ♪ 26 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:37,580 ♪ I'm a weirdo ♪ 27 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:43,140 ♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪ 28 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:47,980 ♪ I don't belong here ♪ 29 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:52,900 ♪ I'm a creep ♪ 30 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:57,020 ♪ I'm a weirdo ♪ 31 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:02,740 ♪ What the hell am I doing here? ♪ 32 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:07,660 ♪ I don't belong here ♪ 33 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,900 ♪ I don't belong ♪ 34 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,300 ♪ Here ♪ 35 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,400 - Amina, wait! 36 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:21,900 Listen. 37 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,700 I spoke to my Sheikha, 38 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,240 and I've done a lot of soul searching. 39 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:28,220 Loads. 40 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,320 Tons. Masses. 41 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,460 I know you've got a good heart. 42 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,860 What you did, the music, 43 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,760 sure, it was sinful, offensive, disgusting, but... 44 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,040 I want to help get you back on track. 45 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,800 Get you back to you. 46 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:49,740 - Really? 47 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:51,540 - Mm-hmm. - [mouths words] 48 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,880 I was out of Lady Parts, good and proper... 49 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,440 And so, it seems, was Saira. 50 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,560 She hadn't spoken to any of the others in weeks. 51 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,060 And for the first time in a long time, 52 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,580 she had gone home. 53 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,680 [indistinct chatter] 54 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,560 [utensil clatters] 55 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:22,580 - Asalaamalaiykun Nana. - Valaikum salaam. 56 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,180 - Happy birthday. 57 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:26,760 - My favourite. Thank you. 58 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,300 - He doesn't need these. 59 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,400 He's diabetic. 60 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:48,200 - You were my good girl. 61 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,120 It was Ruksana who was always getting in trouble. 62 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,320 You were my sweet, quiet girl. 63 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,680 Kya hua? 64 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,220 What happened? 65 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,380 - Nothing happened. 66 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,480 I'm just not what you want. 67 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,580 - Life without the band 68 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,700 was definitely hitting Saira the hardest. 69 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,740 But everyone was having to adjust. 70 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,620 [dissonant tones] 71 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,700 [funky rock music] 72 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,220 Since the band's demise, Bisma got a job 73 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,460 as receptionist at a temp agency. 74 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:26,260 [phones ringing] [indistinct chatter] 75 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,740 Heartbroken after being dumped by Zarina, 76 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,180 Ayesha had totalled her car 77 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:31,620 in a moment of white hot road rage. 78 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,740 [horn honking] 79 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:33,740 She found new employment... 80 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:34,740 - Fuck off! 81 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:35,820 - As a food courier. 82 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,740 [horn honking] - Whoa! 83 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,860 - And then there was Momtaz. 84 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,020 She felt fully responsible for the article 85 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,740 and the resulting snafu. 86 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,860 She spent weeks monitoring the tidal wave of hate, 87 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,620 every day wading through the toxicity, 88 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,100 like Frodo journeying through the treacherous Mordor. 89 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,860 But for what? 90 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,020 It seemed like needless self-flagellation, 91 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,180 until... 92 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:01,180 [bright chime] 93 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,820 - [gasps, yawns] 94 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:05,620 - Out of the woodwork emerged the unfindable, 95 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,060 the unfathomable, the unfeasible: 96 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,820 the fans. 97 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,300 [rock music] 98 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,460 And they were clamouring for one thing. 99 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,740 - Gigs. 100 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,260 - With Noor's encouragement, 101 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,180 I was getting my life back on track 102 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:23,860 and finding a husband, like I always wanted. 103 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,300 - What's this? 104 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:26,400 - Why are you going through my rubbish? 105 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,620 - Because you're being weird 106 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:28,620 and not talking to us. 107 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:30,300 So I have to be weird, 108 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,420 go through your rubbish, like a raccoon. 109 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:33,500 - Like a raccoon. 110 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,140 - I'm gonna be late. 111 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,020 - Why would you throw Don Mclean away? 112 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,420 Mm? - You love Don Mclean. 113 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,740 - I don't. Stop. He's--it's inappropriate. 114 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,860 Unacceptable. You know, haram. 115 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,140 - [laughs] 116 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,180 Since when was Don Mclean haram? 117 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,580 - It could be argued 118 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,340 that putting Don Mclean into the bin, 119 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,960 it--it could be a bit haram. 120 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,720 - Uh, Buboo, give us a minute. 121 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,820 [sighs] 122 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,380 Now, listen. 123 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,460 When I was a girl, I was always told who to be-- 124 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:10,980 - Yeah, Ma, I know. 125 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,140 You were always told what to do and who to be, 126 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,500 and now you've found yourself, 127 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,220 and you don't care what anyone thinks. 128 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,860 You don't worry about consequences 129 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:22,360 or have any idea of what is or is not appropriate. 130 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,880 You act purely on impulse and have no filter whatsoever. 131 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,960 I know. 132 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,620 Guess what, Ma. 133 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,720 I am not you. 134 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,500 [bell ringing] 135 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,700 - Hey, you okay? 136 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,700 Shit, man, that article was mad. 137 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:46,780 Ayesha told me the band broke up. 138 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,880 I'm sorry. 139 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,140 - I don't think this is appropriate. 140 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:53,500 - What are you chatting about? 141 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,900 - Our, you know, weird friendship thing. 142 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,620 Not exactly halal, is it? 143 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:58,980 - [scoffs] 144 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,500 Oh, what? You seriou-- come on. 145 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,180 - I wanted to do things right this time. 146 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:06,060 And despite my tarnished status, 147 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:09,100 Noor was determined to help me find the one. 148 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,420 - My second divorce went really smoothly, actually. 149 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,100 - Oh. - You know what they say. 150 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,180 - Mm? - Third time lucky. 151 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,180 - [laughs politely] 152 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,380 While I was trying to find Mr. Right, 153 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:22,820 Taz was trying to find a gig. 154 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,660 - It is loud. 155 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,020 Very loud. 156 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,220 - Coming in here, who do you think you are? 157 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,320 - Me? Um... 158 00:07:31,840 --> 00:07:33,700 I'm just a girl, standing in front 159 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,980 of some community elders, asking them for a gig. 160 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,460 [rock music playing] 161 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,420 - Get out. - Ugh. 162 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,940 - My income will allow me to support two wives. 163 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,660 [upbeat music playing] 164 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,580 One tall, one short. 165 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,020 Inshallah. 166 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,380 Mm. - Mm. 167 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,180 - If someone's forcing you to wear all that, 168 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:55,620 you should say something. 169 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,860 - I'm just looking for a gig for my band. 170 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,100 - Is there someone you want us to call? 171 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,020 [heavy rock music playing] 172 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,820 - Yes, please. 173 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,380 I'm--I'm desperate. 174 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,020 Please, please help me. 175 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:13,060 See, I need a slot for my band, urgently, before-- 176 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,020 I mean, who knows what might happen? 177 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,860 ♪ ♪ 178 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,100 - You taking the piss? 179 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,360 - Ugh, damn it. 180 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,800 [scoffs] Come on. 181 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,860 - Did you record "Bake Off"? 182 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,140 - The box was full. 183 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,780 - [groans] 184 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:43,880 - Any luck with finding your gig? 185 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,720 I don't know why you don't just do one yourself. 186 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,480 - Myself? - Hmm. 187 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:56,620 [upbeat rock music] 188 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:03,620 ♪ ♪ 189 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,500 [blade swishing] 190 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,180 [whooshing] 191 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,380 [bell dings, door slams] 192 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,480 [flame whooshes] 193 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,760 - Taz, what do you want? 194 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,560 - Listen, I'm sorry. 195 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,260 It was my fault. 196 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:31,760 Mea culpa re Zarina and the article thing. 197 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:35,420 It was massively my bad, but shit, man, 198 00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:36,980 I mean, c-- it worked. 199 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,740 - What do you mean it worked? 200 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,420 - People are hearing our music. 201 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,260 We've got actual human fans. 202 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:45,580 Not even Russian bots. Bona fide homo sapienseses, 203 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:48,760 and they wanna hear us play. 204 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,020 - No one's talking to me. 205 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,500 - That's 'cause you went all nuclear on everyone 206 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:54,500 and told them to fuck off. 207 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,600 So... 208 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,900 You gotta be brave, and you gotta say sorry. 209 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,060 - I'm not saying sorry. - Uh, you bloody are. 210 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,180 - Whatever. 211 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,180 - You started Lady Parts. 212 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,520 You brought us together. 213 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:12,340 Now do it again. 214 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:15,340 [dramatic twangy music] 215 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:22,440 ♪ ♪ 216 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,060 - You planning on murdering us? 217 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,900 - We could have just hung out at mine 218 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,300 rather than this crime scene. 219 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,940 - Relax. 220 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,020 Just thought it best we meet on neutral territory. 221 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,140 - Neutral territory? 222 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,620 What do you mean? 223 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:42,860 ♪ ♪ 224 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:43,860 - No. 225 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:50,060 ♪ ♪ 226 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,780 - Hey, you guys good? 227 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,380 - Hmm, let me think. 228 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,340 I crashed my car, so I'm stuck working 229 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,580 as Uncle Sam's handmaiden riding around on a bicycle 230 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,620 like some stinking vegan. 231 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,220 What do you think? 232 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,460 - Yeah, sounds pretty shit. 233 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,560 Um... 234 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,860 Hey, I'm... 235 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,960 you know... 236 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:16,060 Sorry. 237 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,820 - What? - Speak up, mate. 238 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:19,180 Can't hear you mumbling. 239 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:21,020 - I'm sorry. 240 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,460 - Saira? Apologising? 241 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,940 I must be in an alternate universe, 242 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,660 or you must be an alien parasite 243 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,140 who has taken the form of Saira 244 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,240 because your home planet has run out of resources. 245 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,420 She feels human. 246 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,780 - Stop. 247 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,460 I'm sorry. 248 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,660 I'm actually sorry. 249 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:43,940 You know, deeply or whatever, 250 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,100 for the things I said. 251 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,200 - Shoving my Zen up my arse? 252 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,060 - No. 253 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,340 You broke the band up. 254 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,500 And you did nothing about it. 255 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,180 Zarina really kicked my heart in the nuts, 256 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:57,280 and you was a real bastard to me. 257 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,420 You said some really mean things. 258 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,940 - Sometimes I have anger issues. 259 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,040 - You do have fucking anger issues! 260 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,980 - I'm sorry. 261 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,080 Please. 262 00:12:09,560 --> 00:12:12,060 I want the band back. 263 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:15,180 You're my fucking family. 264 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,860 I hate this. 265 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,960 I want us back together. 266 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,740 - No. 267 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:29,980 - What? 268 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,080 - We can't play with you. 269 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,580 You're just really wet and emo now, 270 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:42,460 and it's really killing my punk edge. 271 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,180 Sorry. - Fuck you. 272 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,420 - You're so wounded, 273 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,900 it's impossible to be mad at you. 274 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:47,920 - I'm still pissed off at you, though. 275 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,260 - Right. 276 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,660 So can we leave this crack den or... 277 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,300 - No, 'cause this crack den 278 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:54,700 is our gig venue. 279 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,060 - Gig? - Hmm? 280 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,700 - We're playing a gig this Saturday, 281 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,580 and this is our venue. 282 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,540 - What? - Yes. 283 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:05,420 But this gig is a chance to say who we really are. 284 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,700 Launch ourselves on our terms. 285 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,300 We're not playing some weird pub. 286 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,140 We're not auditioning for some creeps 287 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,500 or going cap in hand for a slot. 288 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:16,620 This is us, by us, for us. 289 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,100 [rock music] 290 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,100 - Okay, then. - Right, then. 291 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,980 Let's get our guitarist back. 292 00:13:24,060 --> 00:13:26,060 [knocking] 293 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,640 - Can I help you? - I'm not here to speak to you. 294 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:38,080 I wanna speak to Amina. 295 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,760 - Well, Amina doesn't wanna speak to you 296 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,640 after what you did. - It really kills you 297 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,880 to see her be her own person, doesn't it? 298 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:46,040 - Don't act like you know her. You don't. 299 00:13:46,140 --> 00:13:48,260 She's my best friend. Not yours. 300 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:55,880 - Saira had been texting me nonstop about the gig. 301 00:13:55,980 --> 00:14:00,660 But I had given up the band, the music, Ahsan, for... 302 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:03,860 - You look nice. 303 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:06,580 - Thanks. 304 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,600 [indistinct whispering] 305 00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,320 And yet, no matter what I did, 306 00:14:12,420 --> 00:14:16,000 why did it feel like I was always being judged? 307 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:19,000 [exciting theme music] 308 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,400 ♪ ♪ 309 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:24,400 [cheers and applause] 310 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:28,760 - Welcome, everyone, to "Rate My Date." 311 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:31,800 Amina is looking for the yin to her yang, 312 00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,760 the flap to her jack, 313 00:14:33,860 --> 00:14:37,280 the cute crop top to her high-waisted slacks. 314 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:41,240 And you, the esteemed panel of absolute randomers, 315 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:44,520 will determine if Amina is worthy of love 316 00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:46,960 or if we should give her the shove. 317 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,400 [cheers and applause] 318 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,920 - So I heard you were in a band. 319 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:52,200 Bad girl, huh? 320 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,240 [crowd booing] [buzzer blares] 321 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,360 - What? No, I'm not bad. 322 00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,760 - No, you're naughty. 323 00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,240 Playing naughty music, huh? 324 00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:02,160 [buzzers blaring] [laughter] 325 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,280 - It's not naughty music. It's meaningful. 326 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,360 It actually has something to say. 327 00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:06,440 - I bet it does. 328 00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,000 - Ooh! [buzzer blares] 329 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,600 - So do you give blow jobs? 330 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,600 [buzzer blares] 331 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,700 - What? 332 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,840 What did you say? 333 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:19,820 - Do you, you know, give blow jobs? 334 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,500 - Fuck this. 335 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:33,360 - Shit. Sorry. Fuck me. 336 00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:35,460 - I'm sorry. 337 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,560 - What? - I'm sorry. 338 00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,680 I'm sorry for being shit. 339 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:42,300 I should have messaged and not been a psycho. 340 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:44,840 I don't know. 341 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,040 I care about you, 342 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:51,900 with... feelings. 343 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,540 - With feelings? - Yeah. 344 00:15:57,100 --> 00:16:00,660 But I can't-- we can't-- 345 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,080 There are things that you want-- 346 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,440 not bad things, normal things, 347 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:10,280 human things that you want that I can't-- 348 00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:12,380 [snaps] Ow. 349 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,060 - I free you. 350 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:17,520 - What? 351 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,620 - We're officially unofficial. 352 00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:22,760 By the power vested in me, 353 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:28,280 I unshackle you from my evil man domination. 354 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,380 Boom. 355 00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,900 - Um... cool. 356 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,680 - I'll see you around, though, right? 357 00:16:36,780 --> 00:16:37,800 Like... - Yeah. 358 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,440 - Yeah. 359 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,540 - Sounds good. 360 00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:59,180 - I'm sorry. I couldn't throw these away. 361 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:02,860 - It's fine. 362 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,900 - I know you're different to me. 363 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,600 And although it may not look it, 364 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,700 I do have few years on you. 365 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:27,120 What I will say is this, 366 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,920 and I hope you listen. 367 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:32,640 I think it is vitally important, 368 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:35,200 more than anything, 369 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,860 that you do exactly what it is you want to do. 370 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,840 Not what anyone tells you to do. 371 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:45,480 Not what anyone expects you to do. 372 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,820 What you want to do. 373 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,900 - It's not that easy. 374 00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:54,320 - I know. 375 00:17:54,420 --> 00:17:55,360 [sighs] 376 00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:59,120 It has never been that easy. 377 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,220 But it is crucial. 378 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:06,960 This came for you. 379 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:10,160 [rock music] 380 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:17,260 ♪ ♪ 381 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:27,800 [indistinct chatter] 382 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:33,280 ♪ ♪ 383 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,320 - All right. Thank you. 384 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:35,640 Enjoy the show. 385 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,280 - Have you heard from Amina? 386 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:40,120 - She's ignoring my calls. 387 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:44,240 - Whoa, it's busy. 388 00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:48,240 [indistinct chatter] 389 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,560 - Shit. - Aw. 390 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:50,560 - Fuck. 391 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:57,660 ♪ ♪ 392 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:09,120 - Speak, for your two lips are free. 393 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:14,200 Speak, for your tongue is still your own. 394 00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:16,520 This straight body still is yours. 395 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:19,960 Speak, your life is still your own. 396 00:19:20,060 --> 00:19:21,440 all: Sparta! 397 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:25,200 - Time enough is this brief hour 398 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:29,240 until body and tongue lie dead. 399 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:33,680 Speak, for truth is living yet. 400 00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:37,120 Speak whatever must be said. 401 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,300 - Ma, we need to leave. 402 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,070 - Let's roll. 403 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,540 - One, two, three, four! 404 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,540 [punk music] 405 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:53,020 ♪ ♪ 406 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,380 - ♪ I'm gonna kill my sister ♪ 407 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:58,480 [crowd singing along] 408 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,300 - Ma, hurry up. We're gonna be late. 409 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:06,260 [woman yodelling on radio] 410 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:08,900 - Babe, where you going? 411 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,820 - Noor, I'm playing the gig with Lady Parts. 412 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,260 - What? 413 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:16,900 - ♪ I'm gonna kill my sister ♪ 414 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,980 ♪ Die, die, die! ♪ 415 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,900 ♪ Want to kill her mister ♪ 416 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,620 ♪ She's mine, motherfucker! ♪ 417 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,700 [cheers and applause] 418 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,740 - You're my best friend, and I'd love you to be there. 419 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:32,020 - No. 420 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,220 No. 421 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:34,940 - Fair enough. 422 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,020 - Booyah. 423 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,120 - Amina! 424 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,140 Good luck. 425 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,340 [engine revs] - Thanks. 426 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:46,400 [tires squealing] 427 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,340 - I'd like to dedicate our next song 428 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,260 to my sister, Ruksana. 429 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,300 [cheers and applause] 430 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:56,540 To all our sisters. 431 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,980 Blood, not blood. 432 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:03,580 [cheers and applause] 433 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,720 Um, this isn't ours, but we love it. 434 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,900 [bass playing Queen's "We Are The Champions"] 435 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,460 ♪ ♪ 436 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:18,900 ♪ I've paid my dues ♪ 437 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:22,740 ♪ Time after time ♪ 438 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,140 ♪ I've done my sentence ♪ 439 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,260 ♪ But committed no crime ♪ 440 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:33,060 ♪ And bad mistakes ♪ 441 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,660 ♪ I've made a few ♪ 442 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,180 ♪ I've had my share of sand kicked in my face ♪ 443 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,580 ♪ But I've come through ♪ 444 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:48,220 - ♪ And we mean to go on and on and on and on ♪ 445 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:53,980 all: ♪ We are the champions, my friends ♪ 446 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,620 ♪ ♪ 447 00:21:55,720 --> 00:22:01,020 ♪ And we'll keep on fighting till the end ♪ 448 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,620 ♪ ♪ 449 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,620 ♪ We are the champions ♪ 450 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,820 ♪ We are the champions ♪ 451 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,900 - Okay! Okay! Go, go! 452 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,820 all: ♪ For losers ♪ 453 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:20,020 ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪ 454 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,700 ♪ Of the world ♪ 455 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:28,260 [cheers and applause] 456 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,820 - Amina, you made it! 457 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,140 Right. Come on. Come here, come here. 458 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:34,940 - ♪ I've taken my bow ♪ 459 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,940 ♪ My curtain call ♪ 460 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,420 - Amina! 461 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,820 Male escort reporting for duty. 462 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,780 - Geek. - [laughs] 463 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,140 - ♪ I thank you all ♪ 464 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,160 - Right. This way. Just through here. 465 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,420 - Good luck! 466 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:48,180 - Amina, you have got this. 467 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,180 - ♪ But it's been no bed of roses ♪ 468 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,780 ♪ No pleasure cruise ♪ 469 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,580 ♪ I consider it a challenge before the whole human race ♪ 470 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,740 ♪ And I ain't gonna lose ♪ 471 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,980 - ♪ And we mean to go on and on and on and on ♪ 472 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,500 [cheers and applause] 473 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:09,180 both: ♪ We are the champions, my friends ♪ 474 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:12,460 [electric guitar playing] 475 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:16,020 ♪ And we'll keep on fighting till the end ♪ 476 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,020 - Whoo! 477 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,580 ♪ ♪ 478 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,220 ♪ We are the champions ♪ 479 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:27,060 ♪ We are the champions ♪ 480 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:30,860 ♪ No time for losers ♪ 481 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:35,940 ♪ 'Cause we are the champions ♪ 482 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,700 ♪ Of the world ♪ 483 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,740 ♪ ♪ 484 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,840 [cheers and applause] 485 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,100 - [retching] 486 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,200 [audience exclaims] 487 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,500 - Sparta! all: Sparta! 488 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,820 [cheers and applause] 489 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,780 [upbeat music] 490 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:11,300 ♪ ♪ 491 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,540 - Whoo! 492 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,540 [upbeat rock music] 493 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:22,640 ♪ ♪ 32320

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