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My fuck boys are here.
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Hi, boys.
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Sassie, Allan.
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Don't be so formal.
Call me Copy Allan.
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Well, are you fresh,
are you ready, are you on fire?
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Apart from Kasim being on the run
from the entire Danish police force,
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and my best friend
getting his heart broken,
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everything's fine, Copy Allan.
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Well, it's not my fault.
But isn't this great?
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You're superstars, and I think
you'll win the whole shebang.
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-We all think so.
-Yeah, all who've come along.
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Hi there.
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Hi, Sven.
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I got us some drinks.
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Why did you bring them?
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Why? For them to see their prize
bull in action, of course.
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Playoff is in an hour,
so we have to get ready.
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Sure, and if you want
a gin and tonic...
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Or if you want to finger Sassie
in the royal suite...
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-Drop by the royal suite.
-Yeah.
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-Henrik has such delicate fingers.
-He does, yeah.
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-Delicate fingers.
-Delicate fingers.
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Bring your fingers, Henrik.
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The Indonesian kid who sewed
these clothes killed themselves.
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I'm 100% with you, bro.
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-Is it too late to find a stand-in?
-I think this colour suits me.
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Relax, lads.
It's not about what we're wearing.
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-It's about how we play.
-Is that why you're so ugly?
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Actually, yeah.
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Henrik, forget Solvej.
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Okay?
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PRINTSHOP - FREON
CRAZY LAN RANDERS
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Throwing a flash bang.
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-Planting.
-Bomb has been planted.
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-Hold it. Hold it.
-Yes.
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-Yeah!
-Great, guys.
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Just let them plant.
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Hold it, hold it. Yes!
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Counter-terrorists win.
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PRINTSHOP 16
FREON 3
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Yeah!
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I'm proud of my lads.
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We have come this faragainst so much adversity.
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Playing as a teamis something very special.
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It's a unique sense of community.
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It's exactly as in football.
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We're thrilled when we score,
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everybody knows their placeand support each other.
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They lift up the oneswho make mistakes.
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This is what my parentsdon't understand:
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That this is a sport.That it's a struggle.
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We'll do anything for each other.
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It's a community,and that's what I love.
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We're in the final.
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You're great, Henrik!
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-Henrik! Henrik!
-What are you doing?
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Yeah!
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You're so important for the team.
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I'm in the final! I'm in the final!
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Yeah! Yes, yes, yes!
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Okay, we're in the final.
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You'll gather...
You'll gather the team.
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You're a beast!
You can do this.
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You're a beast! Get the team
together. You're in charge.
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You're a beast! Come on! Come on!
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Okay, lads.
That was a great win, but listen.
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I need you to be 100% there
at the final tomorrow.
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What the fuck? Where are they all?
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If I knew where everybody was,
I'd exploit it criminally.
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Okay.
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Salaam aleikum, sister.
Sorry, I think I got the wrong room.
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Wa aleikum essalaam, habibi.
It's me, Kasim.
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Why are you dressed like that?
Is it Ramadan?
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The last thing I need now is
for you to be fasting.
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You stupid racist.
That's not why.
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I didn't know the copy idiot
would book a four-star hotel.
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Can't you piss in the sink, not order
room service and act like two stars?
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Except for those CCTV cameras.
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Nobody looks at those recordings.
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All hotels with more than two stars
feed directly to the Pentagon.
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Less 4Chan,
more Counter-Strike, Kasim.
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No!
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You saw what happened at boot camp.
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I don't want to be taken away
by a fucking SWAT team.
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I want to be ready for
the final tomorrow.
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Okay, fine. Tell Gustav to come.
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He's not here.
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Where is Gustav?
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Do the stones have to be that hot?
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It's good for you circulation, dear.
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-He's very thin-skinned.
-Many men are.
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Seb?
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What are you doing here?
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What the hell are you doing?
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I'm having a hot stone massage.
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It's supposed to be...
Was it for the circulation?
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And it sharpens your focus
and concentration.
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-How wonderful.
-It's good before the final.
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All that it sharpens is my urge
to take your testicles
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and rip them out of your body!
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Why's Carina here?
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She had to come,
in case she goes into labour.
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-In case we go into labour.
-In case we suddenly go into labour.
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You're not due until next week!
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You can give birth
before the due date.
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But you won't!
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-Oh? Why not?
-Because... I say so!
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Besides, hot stone massage is very
dangerous for expectant mothers.
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Where is Henrik?
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Not according to Gwyneth Paltrow.
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Come on, Henrik!
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That's great, Henrik.
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That's so hot, Henrik.
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Hi, Sebastian.
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Hi.
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Is Henrik around?
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Henrik? My name is Henrik Johannesen.
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Is the other Henrik here?
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Turn around!
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-I'm off. Shall I close the door?
-No, leave it open.
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Yep.
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There you are.
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What are you doing?
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Are you looking at this?
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-This stuff?
-Yeah.
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It hurts to see Solvej
and Norwegian Chris being so happy.
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It's almost as if
their happiness is my pain.
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Why do you look at that?
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I think the same,
but I can't help it.
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Let me have a look.
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What are you doing, Sebastian?
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Ouch!
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I'm trying to save you.
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The biggest match of my life,
and hence your life, is tomorrow.
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Pull yourself together now!
And the rest of them too!
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You're the one
who has to pull himself together.
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-Me?
-Yes, you.
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You may think you can act like a fool
when we're playing some Russians
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on Play it Alive online, but this
isn't matchmaking, it's reality.
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And I'm fed up with your trampling
on the people who love you.
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Okay. Is this about your phone?
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No! It's not about my phone!
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If it was about the phone,
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I'll buy you a diamond-encrusted
one when I sign.
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You're never going to get signed.
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You're selfish!
You're not a team player!
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Nobody wants to make you
a professional.
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-You're just jealous.
-No.
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I'm saying it because I love you.
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You idiot.
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I'll play this fucking final,
and then I'm done with this game.
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It's time for the final
of Crazy LAN Randers 2020.
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It's the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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So let me hear it. Are you ready?
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Yeah!
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It's like B Rabbit in 8 Mile.
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You're a beast, Sebastian.
A beast.
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-Peter Hornsleth?
-Sebastian Larsen?
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-Do you remember me?
-I'm a scout, I remember everyone,
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especially a fluorescent fat boy
who called me four-eyes.
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It was big misunderstanding.
It really was, Peter!
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-Where are you going, Peter?
-Away from you.
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Lads, I've acted like an idiot
with you, but...
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This is what we've been waiting for
all our lives. It's now or never.
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What matters most to me
is winning with you.
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Must win! Must fucking win!
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-Let's go, Team Printshop!
-Yeah!
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Team Printshop!
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North's second team.
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Come on, lads.
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Come on, lads.
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Isn't he a bit pale?
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Charlotte, you threatened me
with divorce if I didn't come.
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I'm not going to appear caring.
It's too humiliating.
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He looks even more retarded
than usual.
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-What?
-He looks more retarded than usual.
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Come on, Seb. You can do this.
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Come on, lads. We can do this.
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-Yeah!
-Come on!
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-Come on.
-That's it, boys.
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Fuck them up the arse.
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We're having a great time on stage.
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Let's get the first map going.
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Go! Go! Go!
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Move it, move it.
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We're off.
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Let's see what Team Printshopcome up with.
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After some early mid-control,drive in for Yukai.
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Shot in the head by Sebastian.
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-Rush B through Banana.
-Rushing B through Banana.
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-Sitting by the nuke box.
-I got it.
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Can I be here
if I promise to be quiet?
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No!
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I'll just do like this.
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He said no. You have to go.
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Printshop wins the pistol round.
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Cool, Kasim. You're indispensable.
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Henrik opens the round.
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He got two with the scout.
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The bomb's been planted.Let's see. Will he get a third one?
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Yes, he did it.
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Defuse.
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Henrik made one kill.
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-Henrik!
-It's so good, Henrik.
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Good job.
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PRINTSHOP 1
NORTH 1
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PRINTSHOP 3
NORTH 2
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PRINTSHOP 7
NORTH 6
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Great, Henrik!
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PRINTSHOP 12
NORTH 12
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PRINTSHOP 15
NORTH 14
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20 seconds left. It's Printshop'slast chance to defuse.
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Henrik. Go, go, go, go.
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Priest shoots Torsten,but is downed by Conny.
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Henrik gets shot by Dimitri,but he has a smoke.
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He has a kit.Let's see what he can do.
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Yeah!
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FML disarms the bomb like a ninja.
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This reminds me of Xyp9xin his prime!
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-What's happening?
-They won.
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-Who did?
-Team Printshop.
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Printshop!
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Wow! It's so cool!
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-Yeah!
-Yeah!
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That's the way, boys.
How wonderful.
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Congratulations.
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I didn't understand a thing,
but I loved every moment of it.
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It was breathtaking.
I knew you'd win.
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It's best out of three, Dad.
We have to win a bit more.
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But it's great that you came.
I'm so happy you did.
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Your mother insisted, so...
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and I'm the only one
who can drive the convertible.
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And your father is very proud of you.
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Are you?
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This one's for you, Hans.
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His name is Brian.
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And we're back!
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Alright, lads.
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And we're back.
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We're ready for map 2.
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It will be now, it will be nice,
it will be go, go, go!
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Conny shoots down one.
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He shoots two!
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-We're fine here.
-Go lower.
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This is lower.
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Shit!
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North wins the pistol round.
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Let's go, boys.
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Another round won by North.They've really woken up.
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Come on, lads. We'll be alright.
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Sebastian looks lost.
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Maybe he's not ready for CSat this level.
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Yeah!
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00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:07,080
And Conny the Kinggets them all with an ACE.
255
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,600
How do you imagine we will pull
through with no flash or smokes?
256
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,880
It's what they least expect.
257
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,320
Printshop's force-buyis very aggressive.
258
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,400
This is either madness or genius.
259
00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:25,280
-Toke!
-With no kit, I don't have the time.
260
00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,000
This is absolutely insane.
261
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,240
I don't think I've ever seenanything like it.
262
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,000
What awful strats Sebastian calls.
263
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,280
Obviously, the thickest
in-game leader in the world.
264
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,120
Sebastian! There, there, Sebastian.
265
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,800
Fucking fuck!
266
00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,560
Don't step on the merchandise.
267
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,680
Do you know the cost
of printing on cloth?
268
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,080
Shut your arse, Copy Allan!
269
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,800
We're a fucking joke team!
270
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,120
I'm a big, fat loser.
271
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,120
And these orange clothes
are fucking ridiculous!
272
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:07,320
Let's give Sebastian a moment
to get back on track.
273
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,880
Good.
Let's go to the disabled toilet.
274
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,200
Darling.
275
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:28,080
I should never have formed that team.
I should just give up.
276
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,720
Where is all that coming from?
277
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:33,760
Tell me.
278
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,080
From Henrik. He said I was selfish.
279
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:42,040
He said I trample over
all the people who love me.
280
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,680
I think he's right.
281
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,040
I trampled on you guys too, didn't I?
282
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,880
You're just passionate and driven,
darling.
283
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,000
It's one's own fault
if one gets in the way of that.
284
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,480
Don't you think
it's a childish project?
285
00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,960
It's only childish if you give up.
286
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,320
You can still make it.
287
00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,360
I'm not going back in there.
288
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,080
You just need to
pull yourself together.
289
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,680
Do you know what?
290
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,760
When you were a baby
and you were really upset,
291
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:21,280
you sucked your thumb.
292
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:26,440
-I'm not going to suck my thumb.
-I promise it will work. Try it.
293
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,360
-Yes?
-Okay, okay.
294
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:42,920
We're back. Last map, Dust 2.
295
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:51,480
Sebastian shoots Yukai and Torsten.He's back on the server, folks.
296
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:55,040
Conny is messing with the deagle.
297
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:58,360
Come on. One for all, all for one.
Like the Three Musketeers.
298
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,200
-Come back.
-Yeah.
299
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,040
The bomb is on A.
300
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,560
-Retake over short.
-Copy.
301
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,480
What will Printshop do?They take up the challenge.
302
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,440
Two against four.Those are bad odds.
303
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,160
This takes North by surprise.
304
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,320
FML and Priests have two kills each
305
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,120
and now they're onlyone defuse from winning the round.
306
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:19,360
Hurry up!
307
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,040
-Carina?
-Gustav! Gustav!
308
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,080
Why did he stop?
309
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,040
The waters have broken!
310
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,040
Timeout! Timeout!
311
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,800
What are you doing, Gustav?
312
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:36,120
Priest has walked oft the stage.Team Printshop are taking a time out.
313
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,520
What's up?
314
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:40,440
-She's coming now?
-What? Really?
315
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:44,320
Breaking waters is just
a 24-hour notice.
316
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,960
It only proves you're pregnant.
Congratulations on that.
317
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,600
Put on a nappy and hold it in.
And get a move on, Gustav.
318
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,200
Shut up, Sebastian! Gustav?
319
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,920
Sit down there. Game on.
320
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,720
Yeah.
321
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,840
Great, Seb. Good hit.
322
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,440
FML kills Connyand wins another round for Printshop.
323
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:15,280
Retake repelled by North.They're ahead 10 to 9.
324
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,200
PRINTSHOP 9
NORTH 10
325
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:27,960
Timeout.
326
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,640
Another timeout for Printshop.One more player leaves the stage...
327
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,160
What's going on?
328
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,480
Take some water, you need it.
It's sponsored water. Have some.
329
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,600
Solvej, I don't have much time.
The timeout is 30 seconds.
330
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,840
-I've left Chris?
-Oh?
331
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:58,720
I couldn't understand
what he was saying.
332
00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,080
In a relationship,
you need understanding.
333
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,400
Yeah, that's a good idea.
334
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,040
-And he didn't like cheese.
-That's right.
335
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:11,320
-I like cheese.
-Yeah, I know.
336
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:12,440
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
337
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:14,880
I can't stop thinking about you.
338
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,040
I think about you all the time,
and I want to...
339
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,440
I think I've fallen in love with you.
340
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,240
Likewise.
341
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,880
I think I love you.
342
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,600
-Me too.
-Do you love yourself?
343
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,160
No, I love you.
344
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:38,760
You don't need to impress
by becoming a dairy technician
345
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,400
or a zookeeper.
346
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:44,160
That's unnecessary.
I want to know the real Henrik.
347
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,880
-Alright?
-Yeah.
348
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,280
Er... Yes.
349
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,720
Let me show you what I like, okay?
350
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,600
Stay here.
351
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,640
Come on, lads.
Let's kick the shit out of them.
352
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,080
-There.
-Who is this?
353
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,920
We're going to smash you!
354
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,760
That's my main orp, damn it.
355
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,880
Henrik is lurking in the pit.
356
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,400
What's happening, Henrik?
Where were you?
357
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,000
Henrik is a god with the AWP.
358
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,720
-Way to go, Henrik.
-Yeah!
359
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,120
Another round to Team Printshop.
360
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,560
14 all!
361
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,440
Match-point to Printshop.
362
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,880
Didn't I tell you?
I told you you'd had it.
363
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,040
-Henrik.
-I told them.
364
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,640
Sit down. We haven't won yet.
365
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,240
We're ahead 15-14, but if they win
the next one, we go into overtime.
366
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,600
Focus!
367
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,040
-Timeout!
-What?
368
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:04,560
Lads, this could be
the most important play of our lives.
369
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,440
We have to talk about what to do.
370
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:07,840
Gustav!
371
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,880
-The baby is coming now!
-No, Gustav! Don't. No, no, no.
372
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,000
Seb!
373
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,840
Sorry, but some things
are more important than this.
374
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,280
I have to do this now.
375
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,280
Good luck, Gustav.
376
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,280
Priest is AFK in spawn. Focus on the
rest and I'll knife him at the end.
377
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,640
Let the drum sound!
378
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,200
Come on!
379
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,760
Four versus five. It's not lookinggood for Printshop.
380
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,560
FML is attempting a push.This might work.
381
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,320
They haven't seen him.
382
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,520
Will it work?
383
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,760
It's all up to Henrik now.
384
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,520
Guys, shall I try
a trick shot at him?
385
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,480
Yeah.
386
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,400
Sebastian has taken Priest's chair.
387
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,480
-What are you doing?
-Fake A. I'll go B with the bomb.
388
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:08,760
Okay.
389
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,520
This is insane!
390
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,520
Come on.
391
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,680
Hurry up.
392
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,360
Fuck!
393
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,880
Sebastian sneaks into Band plants the bomb.
394
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:47,840
FML and Priest have switched places!
It's B! Move B!
395
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,040
Come on!
396
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,680
-Come on.
-Come on.
397
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:25,920
Come on!
398
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,400
Sebastian has done the impossible!
399
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,200
Team Printshop have wonCrazy LAN Randers.
400
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,520
Just a moment.
401
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,680
Yes? Okay.
402
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,640
There's been a breach of the rules.
You can't change places in a round.
403
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:17,600
So you lost.
404
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,280
And North won! Yeah!
405
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,040
Have you never
done anything you regretted?
406
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,120
Never.
407
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,480
Toke, take the crown!
408
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:38,360
Leave him, Kasim.
409
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,080
Henrik, we're clearing off.
410
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,160
And that's why we're here.
411
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,160
Isn't it?
412
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:20,720
I think it's so unfair to lose
on a technicality.
413
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,280
So, yes. I stole the 500,000 kroner.
414
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,320
I did it.
415
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,760
But I was fed up with being a loser.
416
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,880
I was tired of always losing
all the time.
417
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,720
I had to feel successful at
something.
418
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,200
But I don't want to go to jail.
419
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,560
I don't think you'll go there.
420
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,200
What?
421
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,560
I stole 500,000 kroner.
422
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,240
You stole a cardboard sign with the
words 500,000 kroner written on it.
423
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,320
Just explain to me...
424
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,480
Am I not going to jail?
425
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:12,640
Not the kind of jail
you're imagining.
426
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,600
But... What kind of jail is it?
427
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,640
-Peter Hornsleth?
-Hello, Sebastian.
428
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,920
Are you on a diet?
429
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,520
Did the wife make you do it?
430
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,240
Have you had a double bypass?
Diabetes 13?
431
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:44,920
Is your blood as thick as concrete?
432
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,160
You were never very funny, Sebastian.
433
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,360
For how long
do you have to wear the ankle tag?
434
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,320
Three months. That's what you get
for trying to run with 500,000.
435
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:01,840
Well, it's not small change.
How about a tryout with NiP?
436
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,320
-Ninjas in Pyjamas?
-Yeah.
437
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,480
Don't Astralis need
an in-game leader?
438
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,120
This is a no-brainer,
so I guess the answer is yes.
439
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,680
Yeah, fucking hell.
Of course I want it.
440
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,080
I've been struggling for it.
This is my opportunity.
441
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,280
You just have to sign this one.
442
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,240
-I take my usual 15 percent.
-Obviously.
443
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,720
Do you know what, Peter?
It's awfully nice of you.
444
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,640
But I have a team already.
445
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,040
What is this? Is it another one of
your funny jokes?
446
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:37,640
No.
447
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,680
-Hi, Peter.
-Hi, Peter.
448
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,280
What's up, Peter?
449
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,880
How's it hanging, Peter?
450
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,440
Chill out, I'm a pacifist.
451
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,920
-What's you team called?
-Team Toke.
452
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,600
No, Toke!
453
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,200
Team Loser, man.
454
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,480
No, Team Kasim's Mum
Takes It Up The Arse.
455
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:00,320
-Did you mention my mum?
-No, I said we're Team Printshop.
456
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,200
I thought so.
457
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,960
Team Printshop is a bad name.
458
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,760
-It's not great.
-Is it worse than Lotus Esmeralda?
459
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,440
I'd certainly say so.
460
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:13,920
I prefer Team Troll Room.
461
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,720
Yeah, or Rat Busters.
462
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,800
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