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It's actually a violation, isn't it?

Can you report parents for putting their child on the street?

Not if the child is 23 years old.

No? Okay.

What did you do next?

We'll rotate. Rotating to B.

-I've got B. -Perfect.

-Hold the pit. -Roger.

Who's on the bench middle?

-Me. I'm coming from underpass. -Roger.

-No, Gustav! -Sebastian, where are you?

They won't fucking make it. We've got it.

No!

-What's happening? -Shit!

-Tristan! -Yeah.

-Get it fixed! -I'm ten years old.

-Fuck, Tristan! -Fuck you!

I'm sorry, lads. It's Tristan's fault, clearly.

It's too much.

Henrik said you got kicked out from home.

-Is that what you said, Henrik? -Yeah.

I didn't think it was a secret.

How could it be a secret when it's a great big lie?

I moved out and it was my decision.

Just to give my parents some space and to move on.

The power's back on. That's cool.

-I hope it stays on. -Yeah.

Listen, now that you're here and we're talking about housing,

I'd like to ask if maybe I could stay with one of you guys?

Kasim, you've got to have a criminal cousin who's about to be deported.

You big racist.

It's got nothing to do with your colour of skin.

All my male cousins are criminals. I guess it's the same in your family.

But you only have girl cousins, right?

Toke. What have you escaped from this time?

-Family crossfit. -Sure. Cool.

-Gustav. -Yeah?

How about if I get your future baby's room?

-I don't mind... -Cool, sorted.

...but Carina says that your voice is a bit loud.

That's what she says.

Henrik, my BFF. When can I move in?

I don't think you can, Sebastian.

My housemates don't like you much and my room will be cramped

because Solvej will be visiting in the next couple of months.

Solvej?

Are you going to be fucking the whole time or what?

Yeah, maybe we are.

So there won't be much space in my room for some months.

I'm sorry, but you can't move in.

Oh, for fuck's... Tristan!

-Tristan! -Call a bloody electrician!

You fucking work here, why don't you call?

Because I'm busy finding a place to stay,

because I have chosen to move out from home.

There's the kitchen, as you can see.

There's a seating area and the en suite master bedroom.

And...

And, of course, there's this view.

Well, yeah...

How much is this pad, then?

40,000 a month.

Pardon?

Yes.

For that reason, I'm out.

Yes.

-It's a wonderful room. -Thank you.

I have just one question.

There's a very penetrating... scent of...

-My husband died. -Right.

I was in Tenerife, so he lay there for a week.

I saw a Facebook post from someone looking for a roommate.

I think you should give it a try.

Henrik?

-Hi. -Hi, Solvej.

How did you find me?

-Yes, how...? -Well...

We're looking for a room. I hope we're in the right place.

-Do you need a place to stay? -It's not for me, it's for Sebastian.

He needs a room, I just tagged along.

-Come on in. -Thanks.

It's not very big, but it's cheap.

-Cheap? -Yeah.

Do you call this a room? That's a misnomer.

Do you think I want to live in a matchbox? Do I look like Cirkeline?

I'm not Cirkeline.

I think it looks lovely, Solvej.

Yeah.

What's the weird, interesting scent in here?

Did somebody die here too?

It's from boiling mozzarella, isn't it?

Yes.

How did you know?

It's just one of my favourite scents ever.

It's my favourite too.

-No! -Yes!

-Really? -Yeah.

I just got a new cooking kettle. Do you want to see it?

-Yeah. -Come on.

Tada! This is it.

Wow!

Just look how much it can take.

It's nice and big.

It's huge, and check out what I'm making.

Do you want to... have a taste?

Yes, I'd love to.

-Oh, it's so... -You can have the biggest piece.

Stop.

-This is very serious. -Yes.

You're under arrest and what you tell me can impact hugely on your life.

So, unless that cheesy sex scene is directly linked with the crime,

you should get back on track.

I promise that everything I say is directly linked to why I am here.

Carry on.

Solvej's really cute, don't you think?

Yeah, she's super nice.

And I think she really fancies you.

-Do you think so? -Yeah, sure.

You're a wonderful person, a great guy and stuff. It's great.

Thanks.

Let's talk about something more serious, my housing situation.

Why don't you just move into the internet cafe?

It's not a big change,

and it makes sense, now that we're going to be grinding.

That's a brilliant idea, Henrik. Fucking brilliant.

That's what I'll do. Cheers. I'll do it.

-You don't see him, Toke. -I'm coming.

Never hesitate, Toke.

Toke!

Fuck, Mum! Can't you see I'm busy?

We thought you were on a school trip.

It got cancelled. Didn't you read the announcement?

-We open in ten minutes, so... -You sit down.

Come on, Toke. We're going home.

Come on.

And you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Do you never clean this place?

It's a disgusting dump.

A piece of advice: Grow up and get a life.

Team meeting.

Easy now.

Turn around like this.

Listen. You have to stick to the strategies I call, lads.

It's essential.

Why do you have to be the in-game leader?

Isn't it obvious?

Because I have the biggest head, hence the biggest brain.

Biggest head, definitely.

But your brain is the size of a chickpea my mum makes houmous out of.

The power went again. No more of that.

Super.

I'm watching you, Burhan G.

We se everything.

-What's up? -Are you okay?

I'm still here. That's what matters.

It was a rat.

If it had been a serial killer, you'd be dead and dismembered.

It wasn't a rat.

It was a puma.

Did you try to talk to it?

Talk to it?

This was a monster from another dimension.

It's eating our cables and computers.

What are we going to do?

We have to gear up, like in CS.

-You want to give up? -No, gear up.

Get equipment and finish it off, kill it.

Where are we going to get the gear from?

Hey, Tanja.

I think someone's stealing firewood on the forecourt.

Motherfucking Swedes!

What the fuck's up with Tanja?

There's free gear, lads.

Lads, lads.

-Come here. -What?

Today, we're not called The Team.

Today, we're called the Ratbusters.

-Fucking hell. -We don't have time for that shit.

We could also be the Ratatouilles.

Why didn't you just set some traps?

I'm the in-game leader.

I thought what the team needed was a feeling of team spirit.

I saw an opportunity to upgrade our communication skills.

-Aren't you getting dressed? -No, I'm staying out here.

-Why are you staying out here? -Someone has to keep an overview.

That someone is me.

Besides, I've drawn a map.

As you can see, it's of the computer cafe.

We've got Ivy here and Sandwich here.

And we've got Dildo... over here.

I found these mousetraps. Can't we use two to catch a rat?

I need you to do what I tell you to and to follow my strategy.

Let's just do as Sebastian says and follow his strategy.

Let's do it.

I fucking hope you know what you're doing.

Thanks, Henrik.

Arms on shoulders.

Let's go!

Go! Go! Go!

Come on, lads. Not that fast.

Can you hear me?

At Dildo.

Dildo clear.

Henrik, wait a bit.

Come on.

Come on.

Can you see anything?

I can't see it.

When I say so: Smoke and gun.

-Now! -Letting off smoke.

-Is anything happening? -All clear.

I can't see a thing.

Over here, lads.

Stop! Stop the smoke alarm now!

Bloody hell! I've got you!

-Got it. -Toke.

Smash that smoke alarm!

-Toke! -Toke is down!

-Toke! -What's happening?

Toke's broken his arm. One man down!

Toke, we're with you.

-I've got him. -Henrik, hand him to me.

-Toke! -Toke, stay with us!

-Stay with us! -What's happening? Shit!

Are you there? Look at my fingers.

-How many fingers are there? -Around 20 or 30.

He's totally gone, Sebastian.

-He's totally gone. -You get back in there, Gustav!

Toke is staying with me.

The enemy is not neutralised.

I repeat: The enemy is not neutralised.

Can you hear it?

-There! -I can hear it.

-Can you see it? -I can hear it.

Where?

Come, little rat!

Hey! It's here.

-Have you got it? -I got it.

Sebastian, it's a fairly standard rat.

-What's happening? -Ouch!

Lay him down!

Gustav! Gustav!

-Gustav! -Ouch!

Get him out, now!

I feel strange. I can't feel my right arm.

Get him back in!

Seb, it's dead. My arm's going to fall off. I'm going to die.

-I'm going to be a dad, Seb. -It looks perfectly fine.

Go to Tanja. She knows first aid.

This just proves that we should talk to it.

It's only biting because it's scared.

Bollocks! You do know we're talking about a rat, Henrik.

It's eating our power cables. I repeat: The mission continues.

I agree. Let's bump off the critter.

-Kasim first. -No!

One, two, three, go, go, go!

-Darling? -Hi, love.

Are you okay? I rushed here.

I just feel a bit strange.

But it's fine. There's nothing wrong.

I just can't feel my right arm, but otherwise...

I'm not dying.

Of course you're not dying. It's just your finger, right?

Yeah, but I want to be a good dad and be there for the two of you.

To experience our child, to experience their confirmation.

Okay. Can you see anything?

Wait, wait, wait.

It's here.

I can see it.

Go! Go! Go!

I got it!

-It's peeing on me! -No!

-What do I do, Henrik? -I don't know.

I'm scared, Sebastian.

-Henrik, where's the rat? -I think it ran to the toilet.

Run after it, Henrik!

You're the last man standing, our sole survivor.

You have to do it.

It's up to you. You're our saviour.

Henrik! I've lost the connection. I can't hear you.

Hello, my little friend.

There, there. Nice and easy.

I won't hurt you. I just want to have a chat, alright?

Hello.

Hello.

I'm sure that if we talk, we can find a solution where nobody gets hurt.

Alright?

Henrik! I can't hear you. Where are you?

I'm the last one left.

Henrik has fallen. My best friend.

Henrik! I'm coming! I'm coming now!

Henrik! I'm coming now!

What's up? Where's the rat?

-I fixed it. -Did you?

How?

I flushed it down the toilet.

Seriously?

Yeah, I thought it was easier that way.

Hallelujah.

Thank you, Jesus.

That's so good.

It's great of you to... When all the others...

When they fail, as they do, you stand up.

-And you take one for the team. -No.

You do that, and I love you.

I love you too, Sebastian.

Hey, look.

Look at this.

This is where you're going to live from now on.

Come on.

Off you go.

SOLVEJ WANT TO MAKE CHEESE TOMORROW?

Yes!

MUM: FRONT DOOR IS OPEN IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP AT HOME.

PROMISE YOU'LL BE OUT BEFORE DAD'S MORNING ROUTINE.

THANKS, MUM. I FOUND A PLACE.

WHAT?

What do you know about this car?

It's the love of my dad's life.

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