Original subtitles

"Nobody is going to take my pride,"

"Nobody is going to hold me down..."

What are you doing? You want to be a singer?

I think this song is very meaningful.

So I want to fire up my spirit!

Do you know that you are hurting my ears?!

What are we going to do tonight?

Tonight? We are going to cheat on Big Eye Man.

I have the whole plan set up already!

Master, why do you look like shit today?!

Come on!

My sister is weird, all of a sudden she wanted to go study.

Let her go!

It's okay to go study!

But she is studying something like forest mangement,

that is weird.

We always talk about...

Don't give up a forest because of a single tree.

You got the forest.

But you do need a person to take care of it.

What? You want to know the truth?

Let me tell you, my sister dumped you already,

forget it.

Her first love lives in Canada.

He is 6 feet 4 inches tall, looks like Leonardo Dicapio.

- You are almost 40 yeas old already... - Okay...

2 more years,

you will start losing your sexual ability. Your eyesight will get worse...

- Old man with no money... - Okay...

My sister will commit suicide for sure.

Enough! You don't have to be this straight.

You don't like it?

"I wanna go to the big bit world..."

Big Eye Man, are we going to play the Big 2?

I didn't do gamble on horse races

because you told me there is a loser coming.

Hold it...

I won again!

We have to wait for him, I don't know him that well.

What is the matter with him?

- Brother Man. - What?

There is a guy named King and he said that he wants to come in.

Bring him in.

He is here...

Thanks!

Let me introduce to you.

This is Nat.

Hello, Nat!

Dragon.

Nice to meet you.

What is your name?

I am King!

He is Brother King.

What king? Who do you think you are?

Brother Dragon wants to lose this quickly?

Enough! Deal it!

This place is famous for being fair.

We will bet with cash.

If anyone cheats, he will have to leave a hand here.

Understand?

I know! Do you think I am a rookie?

Let's begin!

Find the banker now.

How much does a card cost?

We play for the first time, $3,000 each, okay?

- Okay! - Hurry.

I don't have the diamond 3.

Who has it? Hurry up!

I have it...

I will go first.

Four 3s and a king?!

- Pass! - Anyone?

Pass!

Luckily my straight flush can beat him.

Are you going to pass?

Wait!

Mine is just a little bigger than yours.

Such bad luck on the first hand.

- Pass! - Pass!

Pass! Continue.

A pair of 6s!

I have pairs!

Big 2.

Sorry, you have to lose 4 times.

You lost $1 50,000 on your first hand! Do you bring enough money?

For the past few years, today's bet is the lowest bet.

You go first!

One 4!

One card?

One card?! You have lots of big cards, haven't you?

One 6!

One 9!

9!

What is the matter with you? My nine is bigger than yours.

I took the wrong card, okay?

You have to give up your chance this time. Next.

I will use my 2 of hearts, okay?

Who got the big 2?

I do!

You don't have to be in such a rush?!

I really want to go!

I got an ace full house!

What the hell?

If you have good cards that can beat it use it now.

What good cards?

Two 2s already were used, I think no one is able to beat ace full house.

I got all the good cards.

Four 5s.

This sucks!

$100,000 again!

What did you do last night? You forgot to wash your damn hands?

Shut up, you have to pay too.

You have to pay too.

You too!

Thanks...

Wait.

What?

Kid, I think you are cheating.

Go to hell! I didn't cheat!

I will show it to you.

If I am cheating, why would I deal such bad cards to myself?!

I know.

You deal all the good cards to this guy with white hair.

He got such good cards.

Don't blame me! I don't know him.

Do you know him?

Take it easy.

Just put all the money in there.

Hey man, you are breaking the rules!

What rules?! They cheated.

All rules are useless now.

- Put it in there. - Don't get mad!

You too! Hurry...

All of you freeze!

Go over to that table.

Put all the money in there.

Quick!

Don't move!

You killed him!

Really?

Hold this.

I will go first.

- What? - Let's go.

Hold this! I will go check it out.

Boss, where are you going?

What? I am getting ready to go into fugitive.

You don't have to go anymore! We got tricked by three swindlers.

Damn it!

There are so many fools in this world.

With our brains,

we will be rich for sure.

I am telling you this because you are my cousin.

If you work with us...

we will be rich for sure!

I don't think so.

Man is not simple.

I think we should go abroad and hide.

Master, please respect me a little.

When you talk to me, can you look at me please?

If we are going out,

why don't we go to Las Vegas?

You know, I think I have too much money, I want fun!

Right...

- You have too much money, right? - Right.

Why don't you just lose your money to me, let's play the Big 2.

Are you kidding?!

You want me to win?

You guys go ahead, I will go read over there.

Come on...

I am happy that you want to play the Big 2 with me.

Do you know that?

there is a song about the Big 2,

that's my song.

Ace and king are seeding me.

Massage money comes from straight and flush.

The car payment relies on the full house.

A big 2 can support the whole family.

I am worried about you.

Thanks for your concern! Deal please.

Diamond 3 goes first.

What are you looking at?! Diamond 3 goes first.

Three of a kind?

I will pass.

Look at it, full house.

Why do you have all the small cards?

Not five cards again, right?

Small straight, you lose four times!

Crazy!

I will go first.

Wait.

What.

Nothing!

What are you looking at?

None of your business! Come on.

A pair of 3s.

What? Are you going to pass?

Pass.

A pair of 4s!

Pass.

You don't have a pair?!

A pair of 5s!

Pass.

- A pair of 6s! - Pass

- A pair of 8s! - Pass.

You really don't have a pair?

A pair of 9s!

Are they all small cards?

I have only one card left, are you going to go or not?

Pass.

If you pass you will lose 4 times.

Crazy!

Where is Dragon?

Master.

Oh no...

I saw a girl and her tits are this big.

But she is different than other big breasts.

She is very cute and active.

Everybody loves her.

Where is she?

Coming.

Where is the karaoke?

- Over there. - Over there!

You sex maniac!

Come here... Hurry, why are you so slow?

Why are you so mean to people?

When a man sees a girl with big breasts,

he will get horny.

If you don't treat them meaner,

they will take advantage of you.

We came to Hong Kong to make money, right?

I remember all rich men's faces...

I read in the newspaper.

You three assholes! You think you are rich?

I'm the 3rd son of Bill Gates.

You're the 3rd person I met today...

who claimed he is Bill's son.

Who is real?

Which one of you is real?

Asshole!

Let's go.

You are mean! This is cash!

- Kill them! Kill them... - Let's go

Let's go...

Kill them! Kill them...

Master, let's split up.

Kill him...

Don't run...

This Big Eye Man is something! Even the police helps him too.

Go over there!

Don't run... Stop!

Sorry!

Asshole!

How dare you cheat on Brother Man?!

Don't run... Stop!

Jump!

Don't run!

Why did you tell me to jump? We jumped into their net.

Why didn't you jump far?

I jumped farer than you!

Shut up!

If I didn't come back to save you,

I wouldn't have been caught!

Officer...

Officer...

Where you put me in here?

You have a crab on your head.

He is something! It's amazing to see him alive.

Miss...

No matter what you're going to sue me

you shouldn't put me in here!

Has anyone told you that you look like Leon before?

No!

You are right! You don't look like him at all.

Sir... Sir.

Sir, I think you're their boss...

why did you take me here?

Brother King, we didn't want to arrest you.

Someone wants to see you.

We don't know anything...

about this meeting at all.

Do you understand?

No.

You will understand after you go there.

How come no one is here?

Come in.

Call me Mr. Kiang.

Sit down please.

How come Hong Kong police speak Mandarin?

I am not with the Hong Kong police.

I am a central intelligent agent from China.

He's got more power than a superintendent.

I don't have an identity here.

Brother King,

we picked you out from 200 other candidates.

I hope you will do something for your country.

I am only a gambler.

Right! We need a good gambler.

Look.

This is Peter Chu.

Three years ago, he appeared as a trustable constructer in China.

He signed several main projects.

But after years of flooding.

We dicovered that all the buildings...

he built were badly constructed.

He stole lots of money from the country.

Kill him then.

All other officers who cheated with him have all been prosecuted already.

Only he got away and fled to America.

He also fled with $4,000,000,000 of renminbi.

Look.

This is Peter Chu, we know that he loves gambling very much.

He has rented a presidential suite...

in Las Vegas.

He has been hiding there since.

American mobs and some political power holders are backing him up.

We can bring him back.

We tried to send men to go arrest him for three times.

None of them made it back!

You want us to be your fourth try?

If you can bring back Peter Chu alive,

put him on a plane to Hong Kong.

And bring back $4,000,000,000...

that he stole from our country.

We will give you 2% of it as your salary.

You want us to risk our lives for $80,000,000?!

Goodbye!

Let's go!

You made a deal with them?!

The police suspects that you gamble illegally, assault, cheating,

and also stealing old lady's underwear.

We have to detain you for 48 hours.

You like this room or the detention cell?

See! Police's really powerful!

"Dragon : I was caught."

"Please answer the call."

Answer the call!

It may be Dragon's call.

Speak, God of Gamblers!

"Nobody is going to take my pride," "nobody is going to hold me down."

Master, don't worry about me!

After my death,

just burn me a paper girl with big tits.

Where are you?

I am at...

King, we have Dragon.

Pay me $30,000,000 if you are smart.

Or your friend will die.

I don't have $30,000,000!

Why don't you check where this call comes from?

Okay.

Hu-r-r-y!

Yes!

Give me some time!

Anything you want to say?

Master, please think...

when you marry my sister,

and I am not going to be there, it will be too bad.

It's only $30,000,000, you can get that money easily.

I will cheer for you, listen.

"Nobody is going to take my pride..."

Enough...

Master.

Where is Big Eye Man?

One week, you will have to report to me everyday.

Or we will cut off his hand.

If there is any scar on Dragon,

you'll pay for it.

You look like you need some money.

Okay! I agree to take the deal.

But I want 3%! Which is 0. 12 billion!

That is not a big problem!

But if anything happens in America,

we and the Hong Kong police will not be responsible for anything.

We don't care what you do.

But I will support you spiritually!

We are going to Las Vegas this time!

Wait!

Let's see who is tougher!

Let's go!

Las Vegas is so big,

where are we going to find Peter Chu?

I found it!

What?

There are two beautiful girls by the pool!

What is it got to do with Peter Chu?

I didn't say I have found Peter Chu!

I said that I have found two girls.

Who said that Hong Kong people are not reliable?

Taiwanese are worse.

Told us to meet them here but where are they now?

We took a 20 hours' long flight for nothing.

He said that he is the son of a famous politician in Taiwan.

And I thought that we came from the same town, so I believed him!

We have used up our money, what should we do?

So what? We got the necessary tools to make money!

Honeys, we meet again!

Don't tell me...

you're Bill Gate's son!

Don't tell anyone else, but I am really his son.

But his by-blow!

Really?

Of course! So what!

I am staying in Ceasers Palace.

Where do you live?

Ceasers Palace too!

Really?

Sure! I think you two must be very lonely.

Why don't we leave together!

Okay!

Take the luggage for the ladies!

Let's go!

What is your name?

My name is Sammi!

What about you?

Betty!

What is your name?

My elder brother called Victor, my other brother called Richard,

and my name is Lukchard!

Lukchard?!

It is beautiful!

Cool!

Very tough!

Your boss is very nasty!

If he is not, how can you make money from him?

Want to take a look?

Yes...

Get closer.

Very good...

Very pretty!

Awsome.

Give me some space.

See over there.

- Awsome! - Wonderful!

Hurry... Over here!

What?

That guy looks like he is something.

Why don't we play with these two girls...

before we go look for Peter Chu?

You ass...

Don't say it.

I will be very sensitive about this!

What do you mean?

I will go crazy, I won't be able to control myself too.

Very scary!

Whatever standing next to me will suffer. So just don't say it!

Asshole!

What?

He is so mean!

It is very sexy!

I didn't mean it.

I didn't want to do this!

What are you doing?

He works for me, I can do whatever I want! Let's go.

He is cool!

Go back to your room and clean up yourself.

Get the honey ready!

What are we going to do?

Go to our room and get ready the honey!

Honey?

Excuse me!

One?!

I hate beggars walking in front of me!

It disturbs my concentration.

Really! I love to kick beggar's ass.

What is the matter with you? Your breath stinks.

Better than yours.

Chips please.

I just want one chip!

I will bet $10,000 on the player.

$50,000 on the player.

You can't get to look at the cards.

No card?

$100,000!

I am not going to bet on this hand! Have fun!

Cut?

One?!

Banker opens!

One for the player, seven for the banker.

One card for the player!

Picture!

Is it a picture?

It's a 2.

You only have 3, you will lose for sure.

Banker wins.

That idiot lost $1 00,000 because he wanted get to look at the cards.

What a stupid decision!

I will bet $100,000 on the banker!

I want to bet on the player!

Black jack!

Zero?

Eight!

Shit! It's a ten!

No! I made a mistake! It is a seven.

Card seven, I have 8!

So what?

I can get a nine and still kick your ass!

We will see.

Picture...

Nine...

Nine!

Shut the hell up!

It's all your fault again.

Oh, what's wrong?!

Congratulation!

All is your stupid fault?!

Okay Gentlemen, place your bet!

Player!

Banker!

Banker!

Player!

Which one are you going to bet on?

I am asking you!

I will bet on the banker!

I will bet on the player then!

You are trying to go against me!

Of course,

you look so ill-fated!

Card!

Read the chart for me.

Excuse me! Can I have a look of them?

Zero!

Excuse me!

Thanks!

Five!

Seven is enough to shut you up!

It's okay! We will win this time for sure.

Nine? What the hell?!

Zero again?!

What kind of card is this?

The card is yours!

How do I know what happened?

Sir, please stay, we have to check it up!

No need! He must be a cheater!

You are saying that I cheated?

Peter! What should we do?

How the hell do I know?

Why are you so mean?!

You talk back at me! How dare you?

You hit me?!

Baby, don't go!

There are lots of rich men in this world.

You can follow me if you want.

What are you talking about?

Nothing, but I got guts!

So what if I try to get your girl?

Dragon, collect the money for me!

Yes!

You can't leave, sir! Until everything is clear.

Sir my ass! I am your V.I.P. member!

V.I.P. my ass! Sit your ass down!

You are good!

I'm nothing! I work for him.

I like you!

Thanks!

I don't like you!

Don't cry... don't cry!

Lukchard loves you.

Where do you want to go?

To your room!

I am not that easy.

But since faith brought us together,

I will break the rules for you.

You like Mickey Mouse!

I love Mickey Mouse ever since I was little.

I have saved up couple special ones! Let me show you.

Is it cute?

Very cute!

Do you know where I put the last one?

How would I know?

Here!

Wait.

Why the rush? I need to warm up first!

Really?

I can take care of it.

After you are done you will let me do you, right?

You are bad!

Good Kung-fu!

What a good move!

I have to try it!

Here comes the big daddy to the rescue...

Is it fun? Do you like me?

This is too exciting!

I haven't touched you yet, why you twist my nipple?

Again?!

Not a bad Mickey mouse nipple!

I can't take your punches already! Now you are trying to use a weapon...

Can we stop playing?

How come all men love to play rough?!

"Oh... Carol,"

"everybody is naked..."

How does it feel? Is my girl good or not?!

Hey man, give me a chance.

You are something!

You are so stupid!

How dare you mess with me! You are toasted this time!

My hitman Dragon is deadly, he lives in the next door.

He thought that you were having fun so he took off already!

I heard that you like Mickey Mouse!

How do you know?

Look! I heard everything.

So I prepared...

a special Mickey Mouse gift for you.

You don't have to be so nice.

You are so kind!

Take a look!

You don't have to go this far?!

No!

Have you had a Mickey mouse shit-cake before?

I added vanilla for you.

- Go! - Help!

Stop it!

You cheater...

just love to sneak into people's room.

Thanks for your help!

I just ate shit!

I'm sorry!

Don't you think I can't see you.

Let him go!

Take it easy! We can make a deal!

Let him go!

Let's exchange, okay?

Okay, let him go!

Do it at the same time!

Let me give you a kiss!

Let go!

Let's be friends.

Security guard is coming.

Ha! Small eyes with big dick!

You are only...

as good as a slut!

You, I will remember you!

Whatever! Dragon!

This fool is not easy to handle! We need help!

We have two girls!

They are useless! They can't fight.

We need someone who can fight.

Why don't I go get the director who helped me in Hong Kong!

In Hong Kong?

No, he is working in Hollywood now, is name is Woo.

I know him too, John Woo, right?

No! His name is Handsome Wu!

This is it!

The fat boy really works in the Hollywood?

Yes!

What is wrong with Hollywood?!

What kind of movie company is this?

I think it's an X-rated movie company.

Handsome!

King, you came to visit me?

You really came to Hollywood to be a director?

A small time director.

I am working inside!

What is the movie called?

"Face off"!

Didn't John Woo direct that movie already?

Sorry, it's "Fuck off"!

Come on, man!

It's going to start soon.

You make X-rated movie?

No.

It is triple X-rated movie.

This company has a great future,

I have given it a Chinese name too.

It is called Dickyland.

I am going to build a Dickyland in Hong Kong soon.

I am going to make lots of money soon.

This is the director you are talking about?

Yes!

The Hong Kong directors come here to make C classed movies.

I make X-rated movie, I can make more money!

I make over 1 0 movies a year.

Later I'll make a movie called "The pen and I".

Then I will make "Shakespeare in make love".

After that I will make a big class movie.

Leonarde Dilaluim will star in

"Ti Land Wook"!

Awsome!

I need your help.

I will pay double this time.

You are my good friend, I will do my best.

But I have to take care of him first.

Wait.

Stand back.

What is that thing between that guys legs?

It looks like a fried rice roll.

No! It's a regular rice roll.

You are right!

No reaction what so ever.

Get up your useless dick!

Give me some more time!

Baby, come give me a hand.

Speak English, they can't understand Chinese.

Right! Baby, come help.

You are something!

He is useless!

Handsome, I came is...

because I want you to find me a girl to attract a fool.

If I have a beautiful girl...

then this fool will stand up for sure.

Little boy, give me some face and wake up, okay?

It's okay now!

Hello!

Don't look...

Why are you still searching for a beautiful girl?

She is the perfect candidate.

Can she?

Of course! Look!

Why do you want us to come watch X-rated movies?

I didn't ask you to watch, I want you to act in it.

No way!

Shut up! $1 00,000!

Who do you think we are?

$200,000!

I will pay...

I want to be the main actor!

I don't want you to make X-rated movies.

I just want you to attract Peter Chu.

Get him to fall for you. Seduce him to sleep with you.

I don't understand!

He is so rich, why does he need to lie?

He is so mean, we want to trick him a little.

Yeah! All girls knows how to do this!

Maybe you don't do this offen.

Let's do this...

I will be Peter Chu and you will try your skills on me.

If there is any mistake, I can correct it right away.

Come on!

Let me do it...

Okay...

No! This is too easy,

something more important is waiting for me.

Really?

I will go feed the crab!

Come on.

Yeah! Go.

No way! How can she be this good?!

It is nothing! This is only a regular reaction of a man!

Not bad,

just think of her as someone I don't like.

Someone you don't like...

Your shirt!

Very attractive!

It's okay, Dragon is not here right now.

No one will know...

what happened!

Hi! Someone delivered a tape to you.

Who?

Let's take a look!

Master... Pay them please.

Hello.

I didn't answer the phone! It's for you!

Hello!

After you watch this tape you will die...

No, Dragon will die.

Don't forget to pay.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

It's hung up!

No more time left, let's get to work!

Wait.

What?

I am scared!

What for? I have taught you for couple days already.

Let's go!

"Give me a 9, okay? "

"An 8 is okay too."

"8 or 9 is fine..."

I won't! I don't want to be with him.

Hey.

What?

What?

If you don't want to do it,

why didn't you tell me earlier?

We have the whole plan set up already.

What are you doing here?

Do you like me?

Of course! You are so beautiful, of course I like you!

Right?

Do you know that...

I fell in love with you last time when I met you by the pool.

When I saw you again at the airport,

I was so happy that I didn't know how to even describe it!

Do you like me?

Of course! You are so beautiful, of course I like you.

If you like me,

why you send me to seduce that evil man?

It's work! I am going to pay for your work.

What if I get raped?

Will you feel sad!?

It won't happen! We are looking after you!

Nothing is going to be wrong.

I am doing this for you.

Does it work? It's well experienced.

I know that falling in love with you...

means nothing good.

But I don't have to consider anymore.

Too tired!

Just kidding. You are so old.

How come you are here?

You are good! When are you going to teach me how to kiss a girl?

Want me to kick your ass?

I saw everything!

Am I a bad person?

No! There is no good or bad in relationships.

The only matters is that who likes the other party the most.

If she likes you.

She will even sacrifice herself for you.

But you don't need her to do that.

Thanks! Get to work.

Beautiful!

Do you think you can win?

Very beautiful!

You think this card is pretty too?

Player or Baccarat, nothing!

Baby, you won. Aren't you happy?

I will bet on player this hand.

Player!

I like your personality!

You lost?

I told you to bet on player with me.

If you listened to me you would have been able to make money.

Let's do this, you can have these chips.

I don't want it!

I knew you are here.

Easy! Just stay there!

Who told you to come?

You got a bad temper.

I learnt it from you.

Go back to your room.

What a punk!

A beautiful girl is following this dickhead!

Forget it! No more game, let's go to watch magic shows.

Cash please.

Good.

It's that 2 dickheads again!

A beautiful girl is following a dickhead!

Thank you for your help!

No, no, no, thank you!

Go! Go!

Give her a hand...

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!

And now, is there anyone of the audiences willing to remove this curtain?

Sir, you, please! If you want!

Thank you very much.

Asshole!

Thanks, I am very shy.

I always wanted to hit a tiger.

But now I killed a tiger.

Thank you...

Baby, have some wine?

I am Betty!

Betty?! What a cute name!

They called me Dicky when I was little.

Now they called me Big Dick.

You are so beautiful, why are you following that asshole?

He is a gangster in Hong Kong,

my whole family is controled by him.

So what?

The most powerful gangsters in the world are in America.

But they are stupid. They go around and cause troubles.

But they don't have the guts to fight one to one.

All they do it to spend tons of money to shoot missile at people.

If they change that money into coins and throw it,

all the people in Yugoslavia will die.

You are well educated!

Of course.

Don't follow that asshole anymore!

Follow me.

You drunk the wine already, I will take that as a yes.

I will give you a gift.

Wait for me!

Go away!

Out!

Yes Sir!

"Will we have sex tonight? "

"Of course!"

Finger prints scan.

Certify! Mr. Chu.

Thank you!

Who is it?

Why are you here?

I have told you many times.

I don't want to be bothered when I open the safe.

If I press it wrong three times,

the safe will release high heat and destroy everything in there.

You remember the password better than your ID number!

How will you press it wrong?!

Sit tight.

I wanted you to give me this ring for a year and you never did.

But now you are going to give it to that bitch.

Don't forget,

I helped you to get that 4 billion.

Shut up!

You want to hit me?!

If I don't want to, no one dares to touch me.

You... Iook so pretty when you are mad.

I am a man, it is normal for me to try get a woman onto a bed.

You are mine forever, be a little bit generous.

Let her wear this and be happy for couple of days.

After I am tired of her, I will steal the ring back for you.

You better keep your promise!

I swear! If I lie,

I will be used as a human missile and will be thrown to Yugoslavia.

Be good, don't get mad.

Sit here, rest and look after the safe for me!

Do you like it?

Is this for me?

Don't go back tonight.

I can't! He will kill my parents!

Your parents will die someday anyways!

Why don't I go buy tickets for tomorrow night's show.

I will sneak out to meet you after the show starts.

Okay! And come back here.

No way! But I know there is a small motel around.

He knows too many people here.

I don't want to be noticed.

I like when a girl is cheating on his man!

That motel?!

Bye!

Yeah, go, go, go... Alili...

"I love sex..."

What?

I've got him.

I have a date with him tomorrow night at 1 1 at that motel.

That's good! We will give him a shot after we capture him.

When he is dizzy we will take him back to Hong Kong.

I heard that he has 4 billion in his safe!

Did you hear it wrong?

4 billion? Betty, what are you talking about?

Nothing!

Didn't you just say that he has 4 billion?

They can get 4 billion on this job?

We can be super rich!

I don't care! I've had great contributions.

What are you talking about?

He lied! Do you believe her?

Crazy!

Sammi.

Don't talk to me.

I got it, you guys work together.

You guys are going to leave me out.

I know, you guys always look down on me.

I am right!

I am not important to you.

I am really a trash.

You guys never want to count me in anyways.

I should leave!

I am leaving!

Sammi!

Don't mind her!

Why should we let her go?

Let's see how far she can go?

Let's go!

What?

I heard everything you just said!

Want to go to my room and have a drink?

No!

Interested?

Is it a 5 carts diamond?

7 and a half carts!

You are giving it to me?

They know I have 4 billion and want to take me back to Hong Kong.

Do you know what other plans they have for me?

I heard that they want to capture you at that motel.

Don't tell them that I am working for you!

No way! Don't worry!

So?

This is it!

What's going on?

They are in there.

What is this?

Heat detector.

A human body releases temperature around 1 00.

It can be detected through a wall.

We have to be smart.

When Peter Chu is showering, we will rush in and fix him.

We will tie him up and take him back to Hong Kong.

I want to kick his ass.

I am scared.

How can we be scared right now?

Let's get some rest first.

Trying to capture me?

So, do you believe me now?

Fix them!

Got it.

Do it clean!

What are you going to do to them?

Nothing!

Just throw them into the crusher

and crush them into a sausage.

Are you kidding?

You better be smart and listen to me.

If you didn't have a nice body.

You will become hot dog too!

Take off the ring.

Are you sure?

Here you go!

Sir!

Do remember, you disturb me making love,

your dick pocket will be barbecued after your death.

Sorry! I should speak English.

Do remember, you disturb me making love, your spring pocket dick will be barbecued!

Get out!

Sir!

Hello, conmen.

Security!

Don't hit my face...

You love to have a handsome face?

I told you not to hit my face.

How come you are here?

Who is there in that motel?

You guys got tricked!

Try to use high technology equipment to track us?! It won't work!

Shit! Go back!

What did you say?

Damn! Let's go!

The safe is here!

Open the safe.

I won't! I dare you to kill me!

Just use his finger prints!

It's not that simple! There must be a password.

We can guess!

Guess?! If you get it wrong 3 times,

the safe will release high heat,

and it will burn up everything in there.

I don't care!

But you guys will come here for nothing!

Don't be cocky!

What?

Do you think it will be safe if you don't answer the phone?!

Let me tell you, I have a habit.

If I don't answer my call, they know something is wrong.

They will be here soon.

Get up!

Let me tell you, you better work with us.

If not, I will kill you right now.

You won't! It does nothing good if you kill me.

Who touched my ass?

Me!

The car is over there!

Where is the driver?

Driver?

Yeah! Driver?

Didn't you get a driver?

You don't have to be so mean! I will drive.

Sorry!

But why didn't you hire a driver?

So what, didn't you say that you are going to drive?

I will drive it if I know how.

Why you rented a manual transmission?

So what? It's still a car.

But you have...

to swing this thing up and down.

The biggest difference is...

that I only have a automatic driving licence.

What?

I don't get it, why didn't you hire a driver?!

Why didn't you hire a driver when you rent this car?

I don't know how to drive this car.

Come out!

Why are you so mean?!

Why do you have...

a useless driver licence?!

I only know how to drive an automatic!

Don't be so mean?!

I only learned automatic before!

You are so mean, why don't you drive?

I drive?! Do you who I am?

I drive for you?!

Enough, they are almost here!

You drive

I won't drive! This is against my principal! I won't drive.

Why didn't you hire a driver then?!

This is unexcuseable.

I have to punish you! You guys drive it.

I don't know how to drive!

What is the matter with you? Why can't you just drive?!

We are in a hurry! You drive! You are so annoying!

I don't know how!

You don't know how to drive?

I didn't know how to drive when I was little.

I went to jail when I grew up.

I came out when I was 30 something,

I had no time to learn driving.

I can't act being unconscious anymore!

You guys are damn stupid.

I can't take it anymore.

What are you laughing at?! Why don't you drive then?!

Me?! I might be able to fly a plane

but I just can't drive!

Take a cab.

Look after him, I will go buy the ticket!

Do you know how to hold a gun?

Gun doesn't have eyes! It might go off itself.

It's okay! You will die that's all!

Excuse me!

Who?

What are you doing here?

Are you Mr. Wong Jing?

No.

Nat! Nat!

His men are here.

What should we do?

I don't know.

How come you are sitting on him?!

Get up!

How come he is here? Why?

You guys want money, right?

I will give you guys couple millions, okay?

You silly kidnappers!

Silly kidnappers?!

Don't hit me! Don't hit my nose!

My nose is plastic made!

What should we do?

We don't have to take a plane!

Let's go!

I think about 3 more hours we will be able to reach Los Angeles.

How come there is desert all over the place?

We didn't ask you to walk.

Hey, can we have a deal?

You want to have a deal? Talk to my boss.

You think I'm a fool?

You are their boss.

Let me go, I will give you $800,000,000!

$800,000,000?! We will get $200,000,000each!

Think, the person who sent you to arrest me...

won't be able to pay this amount!

$800,000,000?!

If you release me, I will pay you.

You will pay right away?!

We are loyal to our words.

I will trust you!

Why are you hitting me so hard?

My nose is plastic made!

Look, he is bleeding badly!

What's happening back there?

Nothing.

Let me do it! I want to get his ass kicked.

Kidnap... It's a kidnap...

Calm down...

It's fake.

Stop messing around, or I will kill you.

You won't kill me, right?

If you kill me then you just wasted a great chance to get rich.

If we kill him, Dragon will be dead.

So you need money to save your fellow.

Then you just can't kill me now.

And you better treat me well.

If you release me earlier, I would have given you $800,000,000.

Now... I won't give you a penny.

I can't let you go, but I can kick your ass!

Dickhead!

We can't take this car anymore.

The driver will go call the police.

Let's walk.

Walk? walk in a desert?

You two are bastards!

I was enjoying my life in the Ceasers Palace.

But now I have to suffer and walk in this damn hot desert!

Why didn't we just follow the highway?

Isn't that the same as driving the bus?

We will get arrested by the highway police too.

After we cross this desert, we will be there.

About 4 days!

4 days?! We have been walking for 4 days! You asshole!

What's wrong with him?

Stop!

Is he crazy?

Don't you say that word again.

What word?

Don't you say the word "asshole" again.

Or he will lose control again.

So strange!

We can't continue like this.

You can but I can't.

My life is very valuable.

If this continues,

we will either die of...

thirst or fatigue.

You know that there is a lot of poisoned snake here.

If we get bitten by one of them.

We will die in half an hour.

If other snake bite us we will die in 1 5 minutes.

Snake! Did you see it?

Stop messing around?!

- Be careful. - Really?

Stop messing around! Who bite my ass?

Who is it?

Who is it?

It will be good if I am gambling by winning two in a row.

Let's wait until the snake's gone.

Looks like he is poisoned.

Very deep.

He will surely die within half an hour,

unless someone sucks the poison for him.

Be fair. Let's vote then.

Okay!

1, 2, 3.

You!

Have we voted already?

Yes!

You guys picked on me.

No way! If you agree to suck out his poison,

I will give you $1 0,000,000 more.

Fine! But you have to promise me one thing.

What?

Don't you dare mention this again.

If not our friendship is over.

Of course...

- Really? - Really.

If I tell Dragon about this he will laugh to death.

I told you not to mention it!

I didn't.

Hurry.

Don't treat me like this!

You are so heavy! Can you come down and walk by yourself?

I am hurt and you don't even feel sorry for me?!

I think I suffer more than you.

Is my lips okay?

It's fine!

Really?

Hey...

What's the matter? Hurry.

Hurry.

How is my lips?

- Nothing. - Its fine.

Do you have a lip stick?

No.

Where is the mirror?

No.

Let me take a look... Don't move.

Let's go...

I can't stand it!

Hurry!

Come carry me, I am hurt.

You are annoying.

There will be a gas station west of us!

We walked in that direction for many times already, but we didn't see it?!

I am just doing as what it says on the map!

Forget it! Don't get mad.

Is my lips okay?

They are fine!

It's tight!

Is only an illusion!

Really?

Is that an illusion?

What?

Yeah! There is a restaurant!

We can get something to eat!

Shit! I don't have any money!

I left my wallet on the bus.

Don't look at me! I never carry cash with me.

Do we look like we have money on us?

I always rely on my boss.

Why should I carry money when you are here?

You guys are all beggars!

Shut the hell up! Stop talking nonsense!

Luckily we have this cheater here.

Don't worry! Peter Chu is her we can eat anything we want.

Who are they?

Chinese FBI?

Have you seen a woman in white shirt?

She's a very dangerous person.

She put poison into someone's coffee.

She killed 7 persons in L.A.

You don't believe that?

Asshole!

Hi, you want to get shot? Up here you want to get shot?

Go... get out.

I thought that you could help! But I still had to pull out this gun.

You guys started eating already?

There are lots of food.

Eat.

Don't just eat! Go get the money in the cashier.

Get the cash!

Asshole!

Don't run!

Wait for me.

What are you doing?

Let's see how far you can run.

Get up... How are you?

Get up...

I can't...

Come here...

Enough!

Look at him.

You have killed him.

Continue.

Get up... Go help him.

So how are you?

I can't feel my lower body.

Let me see.

Let me take a look.

Rattle snake.

What?

Rattle snake!

Snake!

- Hey. - What?

When did you tattoo a Mickey Mouse on your ass?

Is it swelling badly?

Why don't you suck up the poison for me?

Me?!

Peter Chu, come here.

I am fainting!

Get up.

I am acting... I am going to die...

What should we do?

There is only one solution.

What?

Why can't you just die?!

I thought that you are very loyal to your friend!

I will suck it out for you.

After I suck it out for you, I will kill you myself!

Pick your choice.

Find a person who can suck out the poison for me.

Let me try.

There is right eousness in the world.

It is worse than the Chinese Odyssey.

When can we go home?

I am going to kick your ass.

Hurry.

People say that when you are tired, you will likely see illusions.

Look, it's a twister!

No, it is a cotton candy.

- It is an illusion. - Forget it, let's go.

Look, someone is making a movie.

- It is an illusion. - Look, its Handsome.

- Handsome? - Handsome!

Suck it... Right, just like that.

Handsome

King...

Cut!

Handsome

How come you know that I am making a movie here?

Water...

Water...

Cut! Good take.

Let me introduce to you, this is Leonardo Dilaluim.

Hello!

She is Kelly.

Looks like your actress is good at sucking.

Can you suck for me?

Kelly, come here, suck him.

No... Not here, my ass!

Can you take us to Los Angeles?

I have to finish this movie!

Look, why don't you drive yourself?

- Car? - Where is the car?

Look.

Make-up trailer.

Very pretty! What kind of transmittion is this?

Automatic.

That's great.

Thanks.

Good luck.

Five.

Thanks, bye!

Get in the car.

Little crab, you can't die.

We can't go on without you.

You are our lucky charm.

If we get through this, I will take care of you for life.

What about me?

You will get your share.

You won't take care of me?

I have a girlfriend.

It's okay, just don't tell her.

Will you?

Why not?

If you take me back, you will get at least over 1 billion.

Everybody should get their share.

What are you talking about?

That you are tricking your friend and the girls.

When you take me back,

I will be force to give back the 4 billion.

According to the rules, you will at least get half.

Didn't you say you only will get $80,000,000? Everybody will get $20,000,000.

Don't listen to him.

You will get $20,000,000.

He will get 2 billion.

Are you finished?

Almost done.

They have brains.

That fat lips driver is easy to be tricked.

But these two girls are very smart.

Do you think they will trust you?!

If you were them, can you stand it?!

What? You believe him?

I am 40 years old... No, I am 20 years old.

No one dares to trick me before.

Just say it!

Okay, hit me.

Fine!

You asshole! How dare you frame Brother King!

How dare you try to hurt our relationship?!

You court my girl.

You gave us aphrodisiac.

You got us to have affair.

No.. I didn't.

You deserve this beating!

Enough... If you continue, he will die.

His nose is plastic made.

I have to kick his ass to please myself.

Here, I will give you a kiss.

Where?

Kiss the lips.

That's better.

Okay?

Stop me sing around, drive.

Drive.

King, are you okay?

- Squat! - Are you okay?

Don't die... I don't want to stay with you anymore.

I am fine...

Shit!

The crab died and you are still alive, why?

I am fine...

What?

Two helicopters are coming.

- What? - Really?

Drive.

Get down.

Go to hell.

Go to hell, trying to arrest me?!

Trying to catch me?! I am here.

Drive side to side.

Can't you see it?

I can't see. Am I going side to side already?

Are you blind?

I am going to fire you all...

You won't get a penny from me...

You don't have to go so far!

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

I am alive. I am still alive.

How are you?

Are that two assholes dead?

Let's beat them downstairs.

Kick the shit out of them!

So, how does it feel, my friends?!

When are you going to die?

None of your business, little conman.

Trying to catch me? Beat me?

Get me bitten by snake.

Where are the two women?

They are in the hospital. One of them is still in critical situation.

You won't get away, you cheater.

The F.B.I. is starting to investigate into us.

We should go to Mexico.

There are no laws.

Go get ready.

I will go up-stairs first. Let them suffer, get them pain.

Good.

Sorry! I can't help you.

Sorry! I got you into this.

Go to hell! Why you guys talk so much?

Are you guys acting in a soap drama?

Trying to steal my money?!

Finger prints scan!

Certify! Mr. Chu.

Thanks.

Fei Fei.

Damn it!

What is going on?

What is going on?

Do you still think that you are in Las Vegas?

You got tricked, stupid!

It is only a set.

A set?

Let me go! Why are you arresting me?

I have 4 billion, who dares to arrest me?!

You have 4 billion before, but now, you don't.

Why?

We set up the place to steal your code.

When you were opening your safe,

the F.B.I. saw your code already.

They have opened your safe.

You...

Mr. Kiang, the F.B.I. in U.S. said that the mission is completed.

Okay!

Where am I?

Shen Zhen.

You'll be executed in China, Mr. Fool.

What fool, who are you?

Go to hell. How dare you talk to me like that?!

Master, Brother Nat.

I saved him for you, I can pay you $30,000,000 less.

You wish!

Don't you dare pay me one penny less!

You guys are good.

Fei, how come you are with them?

Sorry! I am a stained witness now.

I am going to point you out.

They promise me to let me have this ring.

You sold me out! Where are my men?

Look.

How come they are all Chinese?

Sorry! They are all in jail in America.

Let me introduce a man to you.

Famous Hollywood X-rated movie director, Handsome Woo.

How do you like the stunt of the helicopter chasing our car?

Special stunts? Isn't it all fake?

Of course it is fake.

If it was real, lots of people would have been hurt?!

I hate assholes like you!

Asshole!

Peter Chu finally fell into my trap.

This feeling is better than gaining the 4 billion dollars.

This feeling is like...

Sheringham in Man. United...

Solskjaer...

Beckham...

...Schmeichel when they won Triple-Champion in European Football Cup.

King. I want to introduce two persons to you.

Who?

I hired these two ladies from Taiwan to help you secretly.

Sorry! We just followed the order.

I understand...

Let me ask you,

about the things you said to me by the pool, is it real?

Just kidding, you are too old to me.

Sorry! I lied to you for so long.

We are leaving, bye!

I finally fell into her trap.

This feeling is...

Iike Beckham failed to score in the World Cup.

Get out!

Master, are you crying?

Someone left a note to you.

She will wait for you at the door.

Why did you look at people's note?

I didn't mean to.

You are dead this time.

Miss...

Miss, how much a night?