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Previously on Riverdale...

I want to be more than just your errand boy.

Or casual hookup.

I want to matter, Ronnie.

I just went through a wrenching breakup.

I'm taking things slow.

Sweet Pea, I told you that

our summer fling was gonna be just that, a fling.

Can I kiss you?

Archie...

I can't spend all my time cooped up in that house.

It sounds like you regret moving in with me.

I've been hearing rumors that you moved to town

to take the drug trade from Hiram Lodge.

It's about time the Joneses got a taste of the American dream.

What are you gonna do now?

Protect my dad and run my mom out of town.

- Do you want to help? - Brother Kevin.

Groups like the Farm prey on emotionally vulnerable people.

Midge was murdered during your production of Carrie.

This year's musical is Heathers.

Any questions?

Heathers: The Musical?

Now how, in God's name,

is a play about teen violence and suicide

a good idea in Riverdale,

especially after the tragedy of last year's musical?

Please, Mayor Lodge.

Yes, Heathers deals with teen alienation and desperation,

but its characters long for simpler, more innocent times.

It's ultimate message is a rejection of nihilism.

If you'll just listen to the lyrics of the first song.

Evelyn.

♪ We were so tiny ♪ ♪ Happy and shiny ♪

♪ Playing tag ♪ ♪ And getting chased ♪

♪ Then we got bigger ♪ ♪ That was the trigger ♪

♪ Like the Huns invading Rome ♪

♪ Welcome to my school ♪ ♪ This ain't no high school ♪

♪ This is the Thunderdome ♪

♪ But I know, I know ♪ ♪ Life can be beautiful ♪

♪ I pray, I pray ♪ ♪ For a better way ♪

♪ If we changed back then ♪ ♪ We could change again ♪

♪ We can be beautiful ♪

- ♪ Just not today ♪ - Dweeb.

♪ Things will get better ♪ ♪ Soon as my letter ♪

♪ Comes from Harvard Duke or Brown ♪

♪ Wake from this coma ♪ ♪ Take my diploma ♪

♪ Then I can blow this town ♪

♪ Dream of ivy-covered walls ♪ ♪ And smoky French cafés ♪

♪ Fight the urge ♪ ♪ To strike a match ♪

♪ And set this dump ablaze ♪

♪ But I know, I know, I know ♪

♪ Life can be beautiful ♪

♪ I pray, I pray, I pray ♪

♪ For a better way ♪

♪ We were kind before ♪

♪ We can be kind once more ♪

♪ We can be beautiful ♪

♪ Just not today ♪

I had a dream I was searching for a needle in a haystack.

Care to interpret, Dr. Freud?

Your plan's a good one, Jug.

Your mom can't start dealing drugs without a lab to make them in.

So you find the lab, shut it down,

and stop her before she gets a toehold.

That's the goal for the week.

♪ And I know, I know ♪

♪ Life can be beautiful ♪

♪ I pray, I pray ♪

♪ For a better way ♪

♪ We were kind before ♪

♪ We can be kind once more ♪

♪ We can be beautiful ♪

♪ Just not today ♪

Look, listen, you guys don't know

what your kids are thinking, what they're dealing with.

♪ Why do they hate me?

♪ Why don't I fight back? ♪

♪ Why do I act ♪ ♪ Like such a creep? ♪

♪ Why won't she date me? ♪

♪ Why did I hit him? ♪

♪ Why do I cry myself to sleep? ♪

♪ Somebody hug me ♪

♪ Somebody fix me ♪

♪ Somebody save me ♪

♪ Send me a sign, God ♪

♪ Give me some hope, here ♪

♪ Something to live for ♪

Are all of you this miserable?

Well, there is Cheryl Blossom, floating above it all as Heather Chandler.

♪ Ah, Heather, Heather and Heather ♪

She was a real mess after her breakup with Toni,

but then she gave herself the role of HBIC.

Veronica and Betty are playing the other Heathers,

Heather McNamara and Heather Duke.

But Cheryl's the mythic bitch.

♪ And you know, you know, you know

♪ This could be beautiful ♪

♪ Mascara maybe some lip gloss ♪

♪ And we're on our way ♪

♪ Get this girl some blush ♪

♪ And, Heather, I need your brush ♪

♪ Let's make me beautiful ♪

♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪

♪ Let's make her beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Okay? ♪

♪ Okay ♪

♪ Out of my way, geek ♪

♪ I don't want trouble ♪

♪ You're gonna die at 3:00 p.m. ♪

♪ Don't you dare touch me ♪

♪ Get away, pervert ♪

♪ What did I ever do to them? ♪

♪ Who could survive this? ♪

♪ I can't escape this ♪

♪ I think I'm dying ♪

♪ And you know, you know, you know ♪

♪ Life can be beautiful ♪

♪ You hope, you dream, you pray ♪

♪ And you get your way ♪

♪ Ask me how it feels ♪

♪ Looking like hell on wheels ♪

♪ My God, it's beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ I might be beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ And when you're beautiful ♪

♪ It's a beautiful fricking day ♪

Greetings, Heathers family.

Now, before we start today, there's been a slight change to our creative team.

You all know Evelyn Evernever has been helping me produce the musical.

But I've also asked Evelyn to step up and be my co-director.

Yay! So fun!

What?

Kevin, no, you always direct the musical alone.

Which has been incredibly stressful, Betty.

Especially after last year's events.

Can we just not talk about Midge?

- Please? - No.

How about we do a rundown of everybody's parts, catch Evelyn up to speed?

I'm playing Veronica Sawyer,

outcast turned Heather turned outcast again.

Hi, I'm Sweet Pea. Um, playing JD,

Veronica Sawyer's bad boy love interest.

Reggie Mantle.

AKA jock Ram Sweeney.

Gonna bro it up with my bud Arch here,

just two single straight dudes doing some theater.

Given how much dancing there is in Heathers,

Evelyn and I felt we should bring on a choreographer,

so give a big Heathers hello

to Riverdale's resident fly girl, Toni Topaz!

Um, does anyone have a chainsaw, because what the...

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Everything in your lives matters.

There are universal truths within each of your personal experiences.

A you inside of me, a me inside of you.

In rehearsal, we are going to explore

our own personal traumas and experiences

and exercise them through our art.

All right,

Cheryl, Veronica, Betty, "Candy Store,"

set and costumes are ready. Go get changed.

So this number is about the Heathers'

undeniable power.

Each of you can get anything you want at any time.

So really unleash that force.

We'll all start with some simple steps.

Yeah, we got it, thanks.

Uh, Toni has some fantastic choreo.

How very.

But my Heathers and I have already worked out

our own choreography

Come on, Cheryl. I'm trying to be professional here, can you not?

Are we gonna have a problem?

- ♪ I like ♪ - ♪ Looking hot ♪

♪ Buying stuff they cannot ♪

- ♪ I like ♪ - ♪ Drinking hard ♪

♪ Maxing Dad's credit card ♪

- ♪ I like ♪ - ♪ Skipping gym ♪

♪ Scaring her, screwing him ♪

- ♪ I like ♪ - ♪ Killer clothes ♪

♪ Kicking nerds in the nose ♪

♪ If you lack the juice ♪

♪ Go play Duck, Duck, Goose ♪

♪ Let your mommy ♪ ♪ Fix you ice cream ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Or come hang with me ♪

♪ And tonight will be ♪

♪ Dirty dancing ♪ ♪ With the football team ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Honey, what you waiting for? ♪

♪ Welcome to my candy store ♪

♪ It's time for you to prove ♪ ♪ You're not a loser anymore ♪

♪ And step into ♪ ♪ My candy store ♪

♪ Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! ♪

♪ Oh, honey what you waiting for? ♪

♪ Welcome to my candy store ♪

♪ You just got to prove ♪ ♪ You're not a doorknob anymore ♪

♪ Then step into ♪ ♪ My candy store ♪

♪ You can join the team ♪

♪ Or you can bitch and moan ♪

♪ You can live the dream ♪

♪ Or you can die alone ♪

♪ You can fly with eagles ♪

♪ Of if you prefer ♪ ♪ Keep on testing me ♪

♪ And end up like her ♪

♪ Whoa ♪

♪ Honey, what you waiting for... ♪

Shut up, Toni!

♪ Step into my candy store ♪

♪ Time for you to prove ♪ ♪ You're not a lame ass anymore ♪

♪ Then step into ♪ ♪ My candy store ♪

♪ It's my candy store ♪

♪ It's my candy ♪

♪ It's my candy store ♪

♪ It's my candy ♪

♪ It's my candy store ♪

♪ It's my candy store ♪

I know what you're up to.

Lowering Sweet Pea's solo?

Cute.

This entire musical is just

one big recruitment drive for you, isn't it?

I'm sorry, I don't follow.

The Farm is sponsoring the play.

You strong-armed your way into co-directing.

Your "warm-up" sermons? "Exercising trauma through art"

screams cult recruitment.

Betty,

dissect these trust issues.

The Farm is producing and I'm co-directing the musical

for one simple reason.

To have big fun.

In fact...

Yeah. Okay. Um...

Everyone, hi.

Um, I know that cast parties

are usually after opening night,

but the Farm will be hosting a little get-together tonight

- at the former Sisters of Quiet Mercy... - Sweet.

And, um, I know it may seem a little weird or methody,

but come in costume.

Let's go.

Anything big come over the radio today?

Yeah, as a matter of fact, there were a string of pharmacy break-ins

and, uh...

Wasn't sure I was going to tell you this, but, uh,

Tent City was ransacked.

Our old trailer was stolen.

Wait, missing pharmaceuticals and a stolen house on wheels?

I mean, doesn't that sound like

the makings of a mobile drug lab?

It's possible, sure.

I mean, Riverdale's filled with a lot of desperate folks.

Maybe the Serpents and I can help you look for it.

What, the trailer?

Boy, it was worthless.

Well, not to me.

That was our home for how many years?

Too many.

Just popping in to change.

There's a cast party tonight.

Don't wait up.

Uh, Veronica,

we have to talk.

Your mother and I are separating.

What?

No, you're not.

Very funny.

Um...

I'll be staying at the Five Seasons indefinitely.

Wait, what is happening?

It's already been decided.

We wanted to tell you in person.

No, Daddy...

Whatever this is, we can figure it out as a family. Just...

Can someone please tell me what's going on?

Ask your mother.

Mom?

He knows, Veronica.

Knows what?

The truth.

He knows I sold the drugs out from under him while he was in the hospital.

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna take a bath.

You have fun with your friends.

Well, given the night I've been having,

I, for one, could use a libation, so...

Salud.

- I'll take one. - That's the spirit.

I wonder what your father Edgar would say about all this, Evelyn.

No need to wonder.

♪ Dad says "Act your age" ♪

♪ You heard the boss ♪ ♪ It's time to rage ♪

♪ Blast the bass ♪ ♪ Turn out the light ♪

♪ Ain't nobody home tonight ♪

♪ Get down, it's all cool ♪

♪ Jump right in ♪ ♪ My heated pool ♪

♪ Punch the wall ♪ ♪ And start a fight ♪

♪ Ain't nobody home tonight ♪

♪ Ahhh ♪

♪ The folks are gone ♪

♪ It's time for big fun ♪

♪ Big fun ♪

♪ We're up till dawn ♪ ♪ Having some big fun ♪

♪ Big fun ♪

♪ It's time to overflow ♪

♪ That hot tub on the patio ♪

- ♪ It's big fun ♪ - ♪ Big fun ♪

♪ It's big fun ♪

- ♪ Whoo ♪ - Veronica,

you are looking good tonight.

♪ A hot guy smiled at me ♪

♪ Without a trace of mockery ♪

♪ Brainiac cleans up all right ♪

♪ Veronica is hot tonight ♪

♪ This night's all a blur ♪

♪ How did I get so popular? ♪

♪ Don't get close ♪ ♪ You might ignite ♪

♪ Veronica is hot tonight ♪

♪ Dreams are coming true ♪

♪ When people laugh ♪ ♪ But not at you ♪

♪ I'm not alone, I'm not afraid ♪

♪ I feel like Bono at Live Aid ♪

♪ Big fun! Big fun! ♪

♪ Big Fun ♪

I'm actually having...

♪ Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! ♪

♪ The party's hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ It's time for big fun ♪

♪ Big fun ♪

♪ You need a Jell-O shot ♪

♪ We're having big fun ♪

♪ Big fun ♪

♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪

♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪

I can't believe she actually came.

I need a refill.

It's time to let everything go.

Follow my lead.

♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪

♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪

♪ Dang, dang ♪ ♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪

♪ Diggety-dang-a-dang ♪

♪ The folks are gone ♪

♪ It's time for big fun ♪

♪ Big fun ♪

♪ We're up till dawn ♪

- ♪ Having some big fun ♪ - ♪ Big fun ♪

♪ Our folks got no clue ♪

♪ 'Bout half the stuff ♪ ♪ Their children do ♪

- ♪ Big fun ♪ - ♪ Big fun ♪

- ♪ Big fun ♪ - ♪ Big fun ♪

♪ It's big fun ♪

♪ Big fun ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

All right.

Can I confess something?

I was afraid this was never gonna happen again.

Me too.

But maybe you and me are meant to be together.

Maybe we're end game.

Reggie...

Hungry, Kevin?

Here.

It's an organic brownie with farm-grown maple mushrooms baked in.

- Oh! - Try it.

They're... transformative.

Enjoy the ride.

With a big gulp of water.

Fountain's in the hall.

_

So last night was big fun.

But...

now it's time to dig deep.

So, we're each gonna share something

that we've never told anyone before.

Big or small.

So, does no one have a burden that the rest of us can help shoulder?

I'm being haunted by Midge's ghost.

I've been thinking about her all the time

since rehearsals started and I just... I just

- feel so guilty. - I've been seeing her, too.

Not her ghost. But in nightmares.

How beautiful.

Through revealing their truth, these two young men have

found an unexpected connection,

perhaps more.

So, um,

who would like to go next?

I've got something.

I know

it was just supposed to be a summer fling,

and, uh, she didn't want a relationship.

But I did. So it really blew to see Archie and Josie

getting cozy last night.

Arch,

- are you and Josie dating? - Well, I mean...

Uh...

- Did you know about this? - What?

No, I had no idea.

The fact that your ex-boo has a new girlfriend

has nothing to do with you suddenly being all-in with me?

Veronica?

Anything to share?

I just found out that my parents are separating.

My family's unconventional, to say the least,

but I always thought, no matter what, they'd

stay together.

And that is what we in the theater call a breakthrough.

So, I guess people know about us now.

Yup.

He's a real class-act, that Sweet Pea.

Josie, is it such a bad thing?

Why not make it official? Why not be boyfriend and girlfriend?

Archie...

Okay.

The other day,

when you asked how we got together,

we were lonely.

It's not exactly a strong bedrock.

That's what you think we are?

Just lonely souls, filling the void?

So that's the real reason.

You wanted to get back together because

your parents are splitsville.

Why didn't you tell me?

I wanted to ignore it.

To feel better.

You make me feel better.

I know how it must seem.

And I would understand if you never wanted to talk to me again.

That's not what I'm saying.

And truly, it sucks about your folks,

but I don't think this is something we should be doing right now.

What's your damage, Child of the Corn?

I just thought you might want to see what's happening in the hall.

Um, did you have a lobotomy for breakfast?

You're wearing my signature color.

You don't own the color red.

Red existed before you.

Not at Riverdale High.

Here, I invented red.

I am red.

Sorry,

but this school's not big enough for both of us, faux-Pink Lady.

And I was here first.

So go to Centerville High.

Or Westerberg. I don't care.

But you have until first bell Monday

to clear every trace of yourself out of these halls.

Copy?

♪ The demon queen ♪ ♪ Of high school has decreed it ♪

♪ She says Monday, 8:00 a.m. I'll be deleted ♪

♪ They'll hunt me down in study hall ♪

♪ Stuff and mount me on the wall ♪

♪ Thirty hours to live ♪

♪ How shall I spend them? ♪

♪ I'll jump right on ♪ ♪ My motorbike ♪

Or...

♪ Here's an option that I like ♪

♪ Spend these 30 hours ♪

♪ Getting freaky ♪

♪ All hope is gone ♪ ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪

♪ I'm on your lawn ♪ ♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪

♪ Before they punch my clock ♪

♪ I'm snapping off ♪ ♪ Your window lock ♪

♪ Got no time to knock ♪

♪ I'm a dead girl walking ♪

Uh, Toni, Peaches. What's going on?

Shh.

♪ Had to see you ♪ ♪ Hope I didn't wake you ♪

♪ But I intend to hold you ♪ ♪ Till I break you ♪

♪ 'Cause Cheryl says I got to go ♪

♪ You're my last meal ♪ ♪ On death row ♪

♪ Shut your mouth ♪ ♪ And lose them tightie-whities ♪

♪ And you know, you know, you know ♪

♪ It's cause you're beautiful ♪

♪ You say you're numb inside ♪

♪ But I can't agree ♪

♪ So the world's unfair ♪

♪ Keep it locked out there ♪

♪ In here it's beautiful ♪

♪ Let's make this beautiful ♪

That works for me.

Stop.

Stop.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have brought you guys here.

I can't do this.

Sweet Pea and Fangs are on musical detail,

but the rest of you have your groups and grids.

Scour the area, find the trailer.

Now, if I'm right, it's being used as a drug lab, and we need to shut it down.

First sight of it, you call me ASAP. Okay?

Do you want to go hunting with me tonight?

I wish, but I heard from...

Well, Eavesdropping Evelyn called a closed rehearsal

for select cast members in the Gargoyle Chamber.

Can I borrow your camera?

♪ They made you cry ♪

♪ But that will end tonight ♪

♪ We'll burn it down and then ♪

♪ We'll build the world again ♪

♪ Our love is God ♪

♪ We can start ♪ ♪ And finish wars ♪

♪ We're what killed ♪ ♪ The dinosaurs ♪

♪ We're the asteroid ♪ ♪ That's overdue ♪

♪ The new world needed room ♪ ♪ For me and you ♪

♪ I worship you ♪

♪ I'd trade my life for yours ♪

♪ They all will disappear ♪

♪ We'll plant our garden here ♪

♪ Plant our garden here ♪

♪ Our love is God ♪

♪ May the one become many ♪

♪ Our love is God ♪

♪ Our love is God ♪

♪ Our love is God ♪

♪ Our love is God ♪

♪ Our love is God ♪

♪ Our love is God ♪

♪ Our love is God ♪

Hey.

Hey.

You got my text. You came.

Um...

I wanted to talk to you.

Wait.

Can I go first?

Look, if you don't want to be in a relationship

because you're not into me, then that's fine.

But if you do like me...

Then let's start figuring out what we are,

and what we can be to each other.

For real,

let's clean the slate and let's fight for this.

Let's fight for us.

♪ Hey, Mr. No-Name Kid ♪

♪ So who might you be? ♪

♪ And could you fight for me? ♪

♪ And, hey ♪ ♪ Could you face the crowd? ♪

♪ Could you be seen with me ♪ ♪ And still act proud? ♪

♪ Hey, could you hold my hand ♪

♪ And could I carry you ♪

♪ Through no man's land? ♪

♪ It's fine ♪ ♪ If you don't agree ♪

♪ But I would fight for you ♪

♪ If you would fight for me ♪

♪ Well, whoa ♪ ♪ You can punch real good ♪

♪ You've lasted longer ♪ ♪ Than I thought you would ♪

♪ So, hey, Mr. No-Name Kid ♪

♪ If some night you're free ♪

♪ Wanna fight for me? ♪

♪ If we're still alive ♪

♪ I would fight for you ♪

♪ If you would fight for me ♪

Check that out.

Principal Weatherbee,

Heathers is being used to indoctrinate students into a cult.

It looks like these two boys are simply rehearsing.

No.

No, no, this is part of a religious ceremony.

A ritual.

The Farm's a fully sanctioned club, Ms. Cooper.

Approved by me, after I read Edgar's doctrines.

Which, I must say, I found quite

fascinating

and appealing.

Jug, you'll never believe this,

but I think Weatherbee is part of the Farm.

Yeah, well, I have news, too.

Can you meet me at Junkyard Steve's, ASAP?

What is that, drain cleaner?

No.

It's an olive branch.

So you're here to beg for clemency?

No.

For us.

What are we doing?

What are we even fighting about?

Babe, what was love like in your family?

It was

all or nothing.

Pure adoration or distilled hate.

Thornhill was a den of shadows,

and Jay-Jay was my only light.

And

he died,

and it was dark again.

Until you.

Then it felt like you were disappearing on me.

But I'm not gone.

I'm right here.

And maybe

it's not too late for us.

Tonsils called it in.

Oh, my God.

This was my childhood home.

My mom destroyed it.

And how the hell did it get here?

When did our lives go

from worry about who was going to sit net to us

on the bus to drug lord mothers?

And serial killer fathers.

And unstoppable cults.

This is the emotional climax of the musical.

"Seventeen" captures the longing all the characters feel for what they've lost,

their teen innocence.

What are we gonna do?

I've got a crazy idea.

♪ Let's be normal ♪

♪ See bad movies ♪

♪ Sneak a beer and watch TV ♪

♪ We'll bake brownies ♪ ♪ Or go bowling ♪

♪ Don't you want ♪ ♪ A life with me? ♪

♪ Can't we be 17? ♪

♪ That's all I want to do ♪

♪ If you could let me in ♪

♪ I could be good with you ♪

♪ People hurt us ♪

♪ Or they vanish ♪

♪ And you're right ♪ ♪ That really blows ♪

♪ But we let go ♪

♪ Take a deep breath ♪

♪ And go buy ♪ ♪ Some summer clothes ♪

♪ We'll go camping ♪

♪ Play some poker ♪

♪ And we'll eat ♪ ♪ Some chili fries ♪

♪ Maybe prom night ♪ ♪ Maybe dancing ♪

♪ Don't stop looking in my eyes ♪

♪ Your eyes ♪

♪ Can't we be 17? ♪

♪ Is that so hard to do? ♪

♪ If you could let me in ♪

♪ I could be good with you ♪

♪ Let us be 17 ♪

♪ If we still got the right ♪

♪ So, what's it gonna be? ♪

♪ I want to be with you ♪

♪ I want to be with you ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ You're the one ♪

♪ I choose ♪

Maybe...

Maybe we can steal the trailer back

while everyone's at the play.

Arch can lend me the keys to his dad's truck, and I can just move it,

get it out of my mom's hands.

Is this idea maybe more emotional than practical?

Because another thing that you could do is...

What?

You let it go.

Come back home, Daddy.

So what if Mom tried to get rid of your drugs?

Do you want to know the real reason why we're getting a divorce?

I found out that your mother tried to have me killed.

Twice.

I... I can't believe that.

Oh, mija,

yes, you can.

In fact,

I think part of you already knew.

You always say,

"Family is the most important thing."

Family's trust.

You and your mother betrayed me, so...

there is no family anymore.

Veronica, your solo's up.

I was going to talk about the devastating loneliness

your character feels at this particular moment,

but it seems like you're already there, so take it away.

♪ I float in a boat ♪

♪ In a raging black ocean ♪

♪ Low in the water ♪

♪ And nowhere to go ♪

♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪

♪ With people I know ♪

♪ Cold, clammy, and crowded ♪

♪ The people smell desperate ♪

♪ We'll sink any minute ♪

♪ So someone must go ♪

♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪

♪ With the people I know ♪

Don't worry. I'm not Parent-Trapping you.

I recognize your irreconcilable differences.

But I do have a request to make.

Come to opening night.

Together. That's all I ask.

To make one last happy memory.

♪ I'm hugging my knees ♪

♪ And the captain is pointing ♪

♪ I thought I was captain ♪

♪ Still, the weakest must go ♪

♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪

♪ Full of people I know ♪

♪ The tiniest lifeboat ♪

♪ Full of people I know ♪

Well, finally, we gotta motor in ten.

- Whoa, what the hell happened? - Are you okay?

Oh, I'm fine. It's just some scratches.

JB, would you, uh, run and pick me out a clean shirt, please?

Did you piss off a cat in heat?

Some tweaked-out Fizzle-head

was playing G&G in the middle of the damn road.

The candy store is definitely back open.

But I am gonna find whoever is cooking that crap.

Drugs, it's terrible.

What a nightmare.

Dad, if you're okay, I think Betty and I are going to ride ahead.

- We'll just meet you at the play. - Okay.

Why, what's going on?

Just a quick stop.

A little pre-show tradition.

Sign my program later?

- Hey, Evelyn? - Hey.

Thank you. Thanks.

- It's ten minutes to places, cast. - Thank you. Ten.

And now for my favorite part.

Blot.

This color was made for you. We have to get you a tube.

- Where have you been? - Hi, Kev, sorry, we had to make a quick stop.

What is all over your faces? Soot?

Get to makeup, stat.

- Okay. - And, Betty, make sure he knows

his line and choreography for the finale.

- Okay. - My line?

- Yeah. - I'm not part of the cast.

No, it's kind of a big statement song now. Kevin wants everyone in it.

Don't worry, follow my lead. It's basically just a costume change. Come on.

♪ Listen up, folks ♪ ♪ War is over ♪

♪ Brand new sheriff's ♪ ♪ Come to town ♪

♪ We are done with acting evil ♪

♪ We will lay our weapons down ♪

♪ We're all damaged ♪ ♪ We're all frightened ♪

♪ We're all freaks ♪ ♪ But that's all right ♪

♪ We'll endure it ♪ ♪ We'll survive it ♪

♪ Martha, are you free tonight? ♪

Jeez...

Talk about watching your childhood go up in flames.

Are you okay?

I'm surviving.

Because you're here with me.

♪ I can't promise ♪ ♪ No more Heathers ♪

♪ High school may not ever end ♪

♪ Still I miss you ♪

♪ I'd be honored, if you'd ♪ ♪ Let me be your friend ♪

♪ My friend ♪

♪ We can be 17 ♪

♪ We can learn how to chill ♪

♪ If no one loves me now ♪

♪ Someday somebody will ♪

♪ We can be 17 ♪

♪ Still time to make things right ♪

♪ We want a better world ♪

♪ So why not start tonight? ♪

♪ Let's go be 17 ♪

♪ We can be beautiful ♪

♪ Take off our shoes ♪ ♪ And dance ♪

♪ You know, you know, you know ♪

♪ Act like we're all still kids ♪

♪ 'Cause this may be ♪ ♪ Our final chance ♪

♪ You know, you know, you know ♪

♪ Always be 17 ♪

♪ We can be beautiful ♪

♪ Celebrate you and I ♪

♪ Maybe we won't grow old ♪

♪ And maybe then ♪ ♪ We'll never die

♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪

♪ We'll make it beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

I knew my dad would like it.

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