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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:02,839 >> LaFonda: COMING UP, WHO'S 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,566 AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF? 3 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:06,212 WE'LL MEET A DENVER ENGLISH 4 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,777 TEACHER WITH A MOST PECULIAR 5 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:08,435 PHOBIA. 6 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:09,582 AND BLACK-AND-WHITE 7 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:11,607 PHOTOGRAPHY -- HOW DO THEY DO 8 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:12,212 IT? 9 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:14,323 PART ONE OF OUR INVESTIGATION. 10 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,315 ALSO, IN THE UPCOMING AND MUCH 11 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:18,217 ANTICIPATED SERIES FINALE OF 12 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:20,219 "BREAKING BAD," JESSE GETS OUT 13 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:21,661 OF THE DRUG GAME TO OPEN UP A 14 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,685 BED-AND-BREAKFAST. 15 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:24,530 ACTOR AARON PAUL WILL BE HERE TO 16 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,355 DISCUSS THE EMOTIONAL END OF THE 17 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,360 SERIES. 18 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,161 ALL THAT AND MORE TONIGHT ON 19 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,734 "NEWSREADERS." 20 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:35,203 [ NEWS THEME PLAYS ] 21 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,336 IT'S 11:00. 22 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,314 DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR TEENAGERS 23 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:45,683 ARE? 24 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,449 MOST LIKELY TAKING PART IN A 25 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,518 PRO-LIFE RALLY BECAUSE SAVING 26 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,317 THE UNBORN IS HOT AGAIN. 27 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:54,389 OUR OWN LOUIS LaFONDA IS ME, AND 28 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,858 ME BRINGS US THIS STORY. 29 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,227 HIS NAME IS ANDREW CLATTER -- 30 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,157 YOUNG, HIP, CHARISMATIC. 31 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,532 HE'S BEING CALLED THE OTHER 32 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,830 TIM TEBOW OF THE PRO-LIFE 33 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:04,531 MOVEMENT. 34 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,572 FROM HIS DEEJAYING AND POETRY TO 35 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,437 HIS WILDLY POPULAR "LIFEWEAR" 36 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,336 CLOTHING LINE, ANDREW CLATTER 37 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:12,368 HAS REBOOTED THE ABORTION 38 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,273 PROTEST. 39 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,614 [ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] 40 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:22,779 >> OUR FIRST SHOW, I DIDN'T EVEN 41 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:24,223 KNOW IT WAS AN ABORTION THING. 42 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:25,548 I WAS LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO HEAR 43 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:26,293 HIM DEEJAY." 44 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:26,787 [ CHUCKLES ] 45 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:27,817 BUT IF YOU COME ENOUGH... 46 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:28,691 >> LaFonda: MM-HMM. 47 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:29,759 >> ...YOU START TO BE LIKE, 48 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:30,517 "WAIT A MINUTE. 49 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:31,764 ROE v. WADE? 50 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:32,459 REALLY?" 51 00:01:32,460 --> 00:01:34,200 >> LaFonda: AND HOW ABOUT YOU? 52 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,495 YOU WERE ALSO, "REALLY?" 53 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,196 >> YEAH. 54 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,427 ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAS LIKE, 55 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:37,931 "OH, MY GOD. 56 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,431 I GUESS ABORTION'S NOT ANOTHER 57 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,503 FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL." 58 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:40,901 >> YEAH. 59 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:41,741 >> LaFonda: HMM. 60 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,195 >> PLUS, I WAS ALL LIKE, "HIS 61 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:44,574 DEEJAYING'S, LIKE, POETRY." 62 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:45,272 >> YEAH! 63 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:46,513 AND I'M LIKE, "SO IS HIS 64 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:47,207 POETRY." 65 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,608 >> LaFonda: SO HIS POETRY IS 66 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:49,739 LIKE POETRY? 67 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:50,313 >> NO. 68 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,651 >> LaFonda: BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT 69 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,605 YOU WERE ALL, LIKE? 70 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:52,953 >> NO. 71 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:53,506 >> NO. 72 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,884 >> SHE WAS LIKE, "I'M ALL, HIS 73 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,282 DEEJAYING'S LIKE POETRY." 74 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,194 >> LaFonda: OKAY. 75 00:01:57,185 --> 00:01:58,185 AND YOU WERE ALL -- 76 00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,386 >> I WAS LIKE, "SO IS HIS 77 00:01:59,387 --> 00:01:59,847 POETRY." 78 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,563 >> LaFonda: OKAY, SO, I GOT IT. 79 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:07,325 SO, HIS POETRY IS ALL DEEJAYING. 80 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:08,758 IS THIS A MATTER OF CHRISTIAN 81 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,162 FAITH FOR YOU? 82 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,674 >> MY ONLY FAITH IS SAVING THE 83 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:12,225 UNBORN. 84 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,473 >> LaFonda: SO, YOU'RE NOT A 85 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:13,927 CHRISTIAN? 86 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:14,804 >> NO. 87 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:15,843 I'M GAY. 88 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,936 >> LaFonda: AND YET, YOUR CAUSE 89 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,238 IS ABORTION AND NOT GAY RIGHTS? 90 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:20,771 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 91 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,844 >> LaFonda: YEAH, WELL, THAT 92 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:22,912 KIND OF SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF 93 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,310 YOUR ROCK-HARD ABS. 94 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,982 >> THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS I'M 95 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,749 COMMITTED TO -- SAVING UNBORN 96 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,248 CHILDREN AND BEATS AND BREAKS 97 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,680 THAT PHRASE LIKE THEY WERE MEANT 98 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:31,694 TO BE STAGE-MATCHED. 99 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:32,915 >> LaFonda: IS THAT DEEJAY 100 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,690 LINGO? 101 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,257 [ CROWD CHANTING ] 102 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:35,856 >> HUH? 103 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:39,326 NO, THAT'S DEEJAY JARGON. 104 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:40,227 LINGO'S SPINNING OUT ON 105 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:41,228 THE HAMPTONS THIS WEEKEND. 106 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,559 >> LaFonda: FOR ANDREW CLATTER, 107 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,933 HIS DEVOTION TO THE CAUSE COMES 108 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,371 FROM SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 109 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,896 VERY EARLY IN HIS LIFE. 110 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,501 >> I WAS 19, BUT I WASN'T READY 111 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:48,942 FOR A KID. 112 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,266 HIS FATHER WASN'T READY FOR A 113 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:50,541 KID. 114 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:51,708 I MEAN, WE WERE -- WE WERE FAR 115 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:52,805 TOO BUSY TRYING TO SAVE THE 116 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,666 WORLD. 117 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:54,944 >> LaFonda: WAS HIS FATHER 118 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,312 BRUCE WILLIS IN "ARMAGEDDON"? 119 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:56,780 [ CHUCKLES ] 120 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:57,547 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 121 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:58,575 I THOUGHT SO AT THE TIME. 122 00:02:58,579 --> 00:02:59,709 YOU KNOW, HE WAS -- HE WAS A 123 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:00,953 HERO TO THE HIPPIES. 124 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,578 >> LaFonda: BRUCE WILLIS? 125 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,023 >> NO, NO. 126 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:03,776 ANDREW'S FATHER. 127 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:04,624 >> LaFonda: RIGHT. 128 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:05,588 >> THE TIMING WAS BAD. 129 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,816 THE ABORTION JUST SEEMED TO MAKE 130 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:07,320 SENSE. 131 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,391 >> LaFonda: YOU ALMOST WENT 132 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:08,989 THROUGH WITH IT. 133 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,429 >> I-I WAS LYING ON THE -- ON 134 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,925 THE ABORTION TABLE. 135 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,326 THE DENTIST LOOKED DOWN AT ME -- 136 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:14,998 >> LaFonda: DENTIST? 137 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:16,355 >> DENTISTS PERFORMED ABORTIONS 138 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:16,864 IN THOSE DAYS. 139 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:17,804 >> LaFonda: OF COURSE. 140 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:18,998 >> AND AT THE LAST MINUTE, I 141 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:19,929 JUST COULDN'T DO IT. 142 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:20,933 I GOT OFF THAT TABLE. 143 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,374 I PUT MY KAFTAN BACK ON, AND I 144 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,670 JUST NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN. 145 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:24,941 >> LaFonda: THE ABORTION 146 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:25,608 DENTIST. 147 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:26,966 >> NO, ANDREW'S COWARD OF A 148 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:27,614 FATHER. 149 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:29,278 I MARRIED THE ABORTION DENTIST. 150 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,707 >> LaFonda: ANDREW'S FATHER IS 151 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,781 THIS MAN, PHILLIP BRECK, A '60s 152 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,920 ACTIVIST FAMOUS FOR COINING SOME 153 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,715 OF THAT ERA'S MOST FAMOUS 154 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:37,887 PROTEST SLOGANS -- 155 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,315 "IT'S NIXON WHO NEEDS FIXIN'", 156 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:42,491 "LOVE A GAL, NOT LOVE CANAL," 157 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,590 "BJs NOT LBJs," AND "IF YOU 158 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,662 DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING, CALL 159 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,060 1-800-EAT-[BLEEP]" 160 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,801 PHILLIP BRECK HAS TRIED, BUT HE 161 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,597 SIMPLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HIS 162 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,969 SON HAS BECOME. 163 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,767 >> AT FIRST, I WAS SYMPATHETIC. 164 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,338 YOU KNOW, IT'S GOT TO BE HARD 165 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,737 FOR A KID TO HEAR THAT YOUR OLD 166 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,408 MAN DIDN'T WANT YOU TO EXIST... 167 00:03:59,607 --> 00:04:00,567 >> LaFonda: SURE. 168 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,944 >> ...THAT BRINGING DOWN THE 169 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:03,542 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 170 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:04,684 AND GOING ON TOUR WITH 171 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,308 JETHRO TULL WAS MORE IMPORTANT 172 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,484 THAN YOUR LIFE. 173 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:09,521 BUT ANDREW HAS DEDICATED HIS 174 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:11,517 WHOLE LIFE TO HATING ME, SO, 175 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,589 YEAH, I'VE GROWN TO HATE HIM, 176 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:13,947 TOO. 177 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,494 PLUS, HIS MOVEMENT IS SO 178 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,089 CORPORATE. 179 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,829 >> LaFonda: DO YOU IN ANY WAY 180 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,555 ADMIRE YOUR SON'S COMMITMENT? 181 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,360 >> THE ONLY THING I ADMIRE IS 182 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,102 THAT HE HAD THE COURAGE TO ADMIT 183 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,096 THAT HE'S GAY. 184 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,997 PLUS, I LIKE TELLING PEOPLE I 185 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,099 HAVE A GAY SON. 186 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,000 >> NO, HE'S NOT GAY. 187 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:28,841 >> LaFonda: REALLY? 188 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:29,996 >> THIS GAY THING, YOU KNOW, I 189 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,443 DON'T REALLY GET IT BECAUSE WHEN 190 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:32,609 HE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, HE HAD A 191 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,466 LOT OF GIRLFRIENDS. 192 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:33,944 [ CHUCKLES ] 193 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,611 I OFTEN USED TO WALK IN ON HIM 194 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,409 HAVING SEX. 195 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,880 AND THERE WERE EVEN THREE-WAYS. 196 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,578 >> LaFonda: THREE-WAYS LIKE HIM 197 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,050 WITH, LIKE, WITH TWO CHICKS OR 198 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,618 HIM WITH, LIKE, A CHICK AND 199 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:43,476 ANOTHER DUDE? 200 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,454 >> ALWAYS TWO CHICKS. 201 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:45,622 >> LaFonda: BECAUSE IF IT WAS 202 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,849 TWO DUDES, THAT MIGHT BE A CLUE 203 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:47,694 THAT HE WAS GAY. 204 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:48,588 >> NO, HE'S NOT GAY. 205 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:49,089 [ CHUCKLES ] 206 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:50,389 >> LaFonda: IT SOUNDS LIKE 207 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,631 YOU'RE CALLING HIM A LIAR. 208 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,125 >> LISTEN. 209 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,685 YOU KNOW, I'M ABOUT AS LIBERAL 210 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:54,434 AS IT GETS. 211 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:55,428 >> LaFonda: MM-HMM. 212 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,569 >> I HAD AN MMFF WITH 213 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:00,465 ALLEN GINSBERG, TIMOTHY LEARY, 214 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,638 JOAN BAEZ...NO, WAIT. 215 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,066 IT WAS JANIS JOPLIN. 216 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,371 WELL, ACTUALLY, MAYBE BOTH OF 217 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:08,544 THEM WERE THERE AT THE TIME. 218 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,812 AND IF YOU ASK ME, ALL MEN ARE 219 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,611 LIARS. 220 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:13,983 ESPECIALLY ALLEN GINSBERG. 221 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,651 >> LaFonda: COULD IT BE THAT 222 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,389 ANDREW'S PASSION IS FUELED NOT 223 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:21,555 BY IDEALS BUT BY SOMETHING ELSE? 224 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,955 ANGER IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO GET 225 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:24,857 AT HERE. 226 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,588 >> AM I PROTESTING THE KILLING 227 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,404 OF THE UNBORN TO PISS MY FATHER 228 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:28,726 OFF? 229 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:29,959 IS THAT REALLY YOUR QUESTION? 230 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:30,803 >> LaFonda: YES. 231 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:31,898 [ CROWD CHANTING "PRO-LIFE" ] 232 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,029 >> YES, I'M DOING IT TO PISS MY 233 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:33,673 FATHER OFF. 234 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,497 >> LaFonda: REALLY? 235 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,642 >> FIRST I THOUGHT BY BEING GAY, 236 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:36,596 THAT WOULD MAKE HIM REALLY 237 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:36,904 ANGRY. 238 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:37,844 THOUGHT ALL DADS WOULD HATE 239 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:38,138 THAT. 240 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,138 >> LaFonda: RIGHT, BUT YOUR 241 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:39,969 DAD'S A BIG LIBERAL. 242 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:40,843 >> I WASN'T THINKING. 243 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:42,681 NOW I'M STUCK WITH BEING GAY. 244 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,576 BUT IT DOES MAKE ME ANGRIER AT 245 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:44,948 HIM. 246 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,745 >> LaFonda: ANDREW TOLD US THAT 247 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:48,517 HE CHOSE TO BE GAY TO MAKE YOU 248 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,816 ANGRY. 249 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:51,818 >> HE SAID THAT? 250 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:53,119 >> LaFonda: YES, HE DID. 251 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,760 >> THAT HE CHOSE TO BE GAY? 252 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:55,755 >> LaFonda: YES. 253 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:57,586 >> YOU CAN'T CHOOSE TO BE GAY. 254 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,791 >> LaFonda: I KNOW. 255 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,732 >> NOW, THAT, RIGHT THERE, IS SO 256 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:01,698 CORPORATE. 257 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,495 >> LaFonda: I'M SORRY. 258 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,997 THESE ARE YOURS. 259 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,969 HIS FATHER'S DISAPPROVAL ONLY 260 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,538 SEEMS TO ADD FUEL TO 261 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:10,997 ANDREW CLATTER'S FIRE. 262 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,174 >> THIS IS CALLED 263 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:14,442 "FREE FORM, PRE-FORM HUMAN FORM: 264 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:16,012 I HATE MY FATHER." 265 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,709 "YOU SAY, 'YOUR BODY, YOUR 266 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:18,451 CHOICE.' 267 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,606 BUT WHO WILL GIVE ME A VOICE? 268 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:24,024 UNBORN CHILD, YEARNING TO BE. 269 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,147 I HATE YOUR FACIAL HAIR, 270 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,492 PHILLIP BRECK, YOU DIRTY 271 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:26,847 HIPPIE." 272 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,024 >> LaFonda: BLESSED WITH A GIFT 273 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,921 FOR WORDS, IT'S EASY TO SEE HOW 274 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,733 ANDREW CLATTER HAS GALVANIZED 275 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,225 THOUSANDS OF YOUNG PEOPLE. 276 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,526 >> STOP THE MURDER! 277 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,628 STOP THE SLAUGHTER! 278 00:06:35,629 --> 00:06:36,699 STOP THE... 279 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,027 WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR MURDER? 280 00:06:39,032 --> 00:06:41,032 >> LaFonda: UH...GET GOT! 281 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,604 >> YEAH, STOP THE UNBORN FROM 282 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,203 GETTING GOT! 283 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:44,003 THAT'S GOOD. 284 00:06:44,004 --> 00:06:44,714 THANK YOU. 285 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,905 >> LaFonda: YEAH, SURE. 286 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:46,866 >> APPRECIATE IT. 287 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,214 STOP THE UNBORN FROM GETTING 288 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:48,738 GOT! 289 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,142 >> LaFonda: ON THE DAY WE WERE 290 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:51,783 THERE, THIS PROTEST ABOUT WHAT 291 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,049 WOMEN COULD DO WITH THEIR 292 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,676 VAGINAS SUDDENLY GOT PERSONAL. 293 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:55,482 >> HOLD ON. 294 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,983 WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOING HERE? 295 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,094 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 296 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,645 >> [ Chanting ] PRO-CHOICE! 297 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:00,253 PRO-CHOICE! 298 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,023 PRO-CHOICE! 299 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:01,821 PRO-CHOICE! 300 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:02,622 PRO-CHOICE! 301 00:07:02,623 --> 00:07:03,193 PRO-CHOICE! 302 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,860 >> YOUR EX-WIFE WAS PRO-LIFE! 303 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,588 >> YOUR MOTHER AND I WERE NEVER 304 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:07,094 MARRIED! 305 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,604 [ Chanting ] YOUR MOTHER AND I 306 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:09,556 WERE NEVER MARRIED! 307 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,833 YOUR MOTHER AND I WERE NEVER 308 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:11,531 MARRIED! 309 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,072 >> LaFonda: WITH TENSIONS HIGH, 310 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,666 "NEWSREADERS" STEPPED IN TO 311 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,138 BROKER AN ACCORD THE LIKES OF 312 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,836 WHICH THE AMERICAN TV AUDIENCE 313 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,508 HADN'T SEEN SINCE HO CHI MINH 314 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,067 SAT DOWN WITH LYNDON JOHNSON ON 315 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,514 "THE DICK CAVETT SHOW." 316 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,680 SO, THANK YOU BOTH FOR AGREEING 317 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:24,107 TO SIT DOWN. 318 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,281 >> ANYTHING TO STOP THE MURDER. 319 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,208 >> [ SCOFFS ] OH, GEEZ. 320 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,583 >> LaFonda: PHILLIP, YOU WANT TO 321 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:28,251 SAY MORE ABOUT THAT? 322 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,078 >> WHAT MURDER? 323 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,182 >> ABORTION IS MURDER. 324 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:30,853 >> REALLY? 325 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:31,991 YOU KNOW WHAT'S MURDER? 326 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,585 >> HAVING TO HAVE YOUR MOM TEACH 327 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:34,287 YOU HOW TO SHAVE? 328 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:34,857 >> NO. 329 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,255 >> LaFonda: RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC ON 330 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,156 THE BELT PARKWAY? 331 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,527 >> NO, LISTENING TO THIS 332 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:39,226 CORPORATE [BLEEP] 333 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:40,856 >> THIS CORPORATE [BLEEP] 334 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,731 MY CORPORATE [BLEEP] SELLS OUT 335 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:44,670 PLANNED PARENTHOOD PARKING LOTS? 336 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:45,765 >> I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AN 337 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,026 ABORTION DENTIST WHO COULD CLOSE 338 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:47,804 THE DEAL, OKAY? 339 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:48,741 >> YOU WIN. YOU WIN. 340 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:49,536 GREAT WORK, DAD. 341 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:50,067 I'LL SEE YOU. 342 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,170 >> LaFonda: ANDREW, PLEASE. 343 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,541 >> NO, THERE'S TWO SUPER HOT 344 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,740 CHICKS WAITING FOR ME OUTSIDE, 345 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:54,941 AND THEY WERE LIKE, "WE REALLY 346 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:56,082 WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU." 347 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:57,576 BUT I'M GONNA SKIP THAT AND JUST 348 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:58,778 GO PROBABLY DO A BUNCH OF GAY 349 00:07:58,779 --> 00:07:59,109 STUFF. 350 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,752 >> YOU CAN'T CHOOSE TO BE GAY. 351 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:01,848 >> IT'S NOT A CHOICE? 352 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,019 >> NO, IT'S BIOLOGICAL. 353 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:03,816 >> OH, OKAY. 354 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,047 SO, THEN YOU'RE NOT PRO-CHOICE. 355 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:06,923 [ CHEERING ] 356 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,220 >> LaFonda: IN THE DAYS 357 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,861 FOLLOWING THE UNSUCCESSFUL 358 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,557 BRECK/CLATTER SUMMIT, ANDREW 359 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,229 CLATTER HAS DEVOTED HIMSELF TO A 360 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,026 NEW CAUSE -- ENCOURAGING PEOPLE 361 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,228 TO CHOOSE TO BE GAY. 362 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,099 >> WE'RE QUEER! 363 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:17,967 WE CHOOSED IT! 364 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:18,825 GET USED TO IT! 365 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,302 >> LaFonda: AND PHILLIP BRECK IS 366 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:21,970 BACK PROTESTING, THIS TIME 367 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,969 AGAINST CHOOSING TO BE GAY. 368 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,141 >> All: [ Chanting ] ...WHICH 369 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:25,838 HOLES TO USE! 370 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,109 YOU CANNOT CHOOSE WHICH HOLES TO 371 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:27,577 USE! 372 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:28,875 YOU CANNOT CHOOSE WHICH HOLES TO 373 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:29,136 USE! 374 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,282 >> BUT I STILL SUPPORT GAY 375 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:30,837 RIGHTS! 376 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,254 I'M NOT WITH THEM. 377 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,875 IT'S VERY HATEFUL. 378 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,621 >> LaFonda: ANDREW CLATTER AND 379 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,246 PHILLIP BRECK, A STORY THAT WILL 380 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,950 MAKE YOU WANT TO WAKE UP YOUR 381 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,692 SLEEPING SON AND HUG HIM TIGHT 382 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,158 OR FINALLY GET THAT ABORTION 383 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,915 YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF. 384 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,634 AND NOW SKIP REMING IS HERE, SO 385 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,786 I HOPE YOU'RE PAYING 386 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:47,334 ATTENTION. 387 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,697 >> A LOT HAS CHANGED SINCE I WAS 388 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:50,697 A YOUNG MAN. 389 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,198 ALASKA AND HAWAII ARE STATES, 390 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,869 WE'RE NO LONGER AT WAR WITH 391 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,337 NEW ZEALAND, WOMEN NOW WRITE 392 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,665 FICTION AND CAN DRIVE AT NIGHT. 393 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:58,711 TIME MARCHES ON. 394 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,366 BUT THESE DAYS, TIME SEEMS TO BE 395 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,983 MARCHING TO THE BEAT OF A 396 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,635 DRUMMER MAKING AWFUL MUSIC. 397 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:06,614 IN MY DAY, LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY 398 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:09,354 WAS A GLORIOUS RITE OF PASSAGE. 399 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,949 BUT THAT FIRST PIECE OF TRIM 400 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,621 DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO KIDS 401 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,250 THESE DAYS. 402 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,863 NONE OF IT MEANS ANYTHING 403 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:15,355 ANYMORE. 404 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:17,155 TO GET AN IDEA OF HOW BAD IT'S 405 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,787 GOTTEN, SPEND AN AFTERNOON 406 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,192 TROLLING FOR PORN WITH MY 407 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:20,993 GRANDSONS. 408 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:22,364 WE'RE IN THE WILD WEST OF MOSSY 409 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:23,862 SIN CANOES, AND YOU'RE GONNA 410 00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,234 HAVE A PADDLE WHETHER YOU LIKE 411 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,172 IT OR NOT, MISTER. 412 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:26,926 [ CHUCKLES ] 413 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:27,974 I WROTE THAT. 414 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,998 YOU NAME IT, YOU CAN WATCH IT. 415 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,113 BLONDES, BRUNETTES, HUNGARIANS, 416 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,065 REAL G.F., FEMALE-FRIENDLY -- 417 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,084 ALL IN ALL, MORE KINKS THAN A 418 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,646 MOROCCAN SEX BAZAAR. 419 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,305 IT'S LIKE RECREATIONAL SEX IS 420 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,252 PART OF THIS GENERATION'S G.I. 421 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,218 BILL, BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO GO 422 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,376 TO WAR TO GET IT. 423 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,954 NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, WITH 424 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,153 ALL THE GOOD STUFF ON THE 425 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,724 INTERNET, I DON'T KNOW HOW KIDS 426 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:49,992 TODAY EVEN FIND TIME TO LOSE 427 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,860 THEIR VIRGINITY. 428 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,759 I JUST REMEMBERED A FEW 429 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,061 OTHERS -- HENTAI, MATURE, DORM 430 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:58,833 ROOM, ASIAN -- FANTASTIC STUFF, 431 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,932 COMPLETELY LOST ON THIS 432 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,904 GENERATION -- COMPLETELY. 433 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,814 >> LaFonda: AND FINALLY TONIGHT, 434 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:07,006 A QUICK CORRECTION. 435 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,877 IT TURNS OUT THAT OUR EXCLUSIVE 436 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,736 REPORT LAST WEEK ON A NEW HOTEL 437 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,384 FOR DOGS WAS ACTUALLY JUST THE 438 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,209 FIRST 10 MINUTES OF THE FAMILY 439 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,254 FILM "HOTEL FOR DOGS." 440 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,919 WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY CONFUSION. 441 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,119 I'M LOUIS LaFONDA. 442 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,150 GOOD NIGHT. 443 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,824 [ NEWS THEME PLAYS ] 444 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:54,024 YOU ARE GORGEOUS. 445 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,261 DO YOU KNOW THAT? 446 00:10:55,255 --> 00:11:01,025 VERY BEAUTIFUL. 447 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,198 I WOULD SLIT MY WIFE'S THROAT TO 448 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,226 BE WITH YOU. 449 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:05,371 >> UM... 28018

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