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>> LaFonda: TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS," GET THAT REMOTE
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CONTROL OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.
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AND SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT
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THE GIANT NET CHINA IS BUILDING
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ABOVE NORTH AMERICA?
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ALL THAT AND MORE TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS."
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THERE IS A CRISIS IN OUR
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SCHOOLS.
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UNTIL RECENTLY, THIS PROBLEM
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DID NOT HAVE A NAME, AND NOBODY
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WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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NOW IT DOES HAVE A NAME, AND WE
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DO WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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IT'S CALLED GAY BULLYING, AND
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OUR OWN NARGE HEMINGWAY RECENTLY
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VISITED A SUMMER CAMP THAT IS
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DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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>> SLEEP-AWAY CAMP.
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FOR MANY KIDS, IT MEANS A SUMMER
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OF FRIENDSHIP, OUTDOOR FUN, AND
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URINE-SOAKED SLEEPING BAGS, BUT
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THIS CAMP IS DIFFERENT.
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IT'S REALLY, REALLY GAY.
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THIS INNOVATIVE CAMP WAS FOUNDED
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BY MATT GRANGER, WHO WANTED TO
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GIVE GAY KIDS A SPECIAL PLACE TO
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GO.
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>> AS A GAY TEEN, I WAS BULLIED
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A LOT IN SCHOOL, AND SUMMER CAMP
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WAS MY ONLY ESCAPE, AND I WANTED
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TO SHARE THAT FEELING WITH
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TODAY'S GAY YOUTH.
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THE ORIGINAL IDEA WAS TO OPEN A
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SERIES OF SCHOOLS FOR GAY TEENS,
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WHERE THEY COULD FEEL FREE TO
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DRESS HOW THEY WANT AND TALK HOW
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THEY WANT.
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>> FLAMBOYANTLY?
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>> RIGHT, EVEN CREATE THEIR OWN
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CONCENTRATIONS.
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>> WHAT'S CONCENTRATIONS?
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>> IT'S LIKE A COLLEGE MAJOR BUT
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FOR HIGH SCHOOL.
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>> AH.
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ALL GEARED TOWARDS BEING
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THEMSELVES?
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>> RIGHT, BUT THEN I REALIZED
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SCHOOL WAS WHAT I WAS SPENDING
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MY WHOLE GAY CHILDHOOD TRYING TO
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ESCAPE.
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AND THEN IT HIT ME -- CAMP.
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>> AND MATT'S CONCENTRATIONS
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CAMP WAS BORN.
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LOCATED JUST OUTSIDE OF POLAND,
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MAINE, GRANGER'S CAMP PROVIDES A
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SUMMERTIME EXPERIENCE UNLIKE ANY
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OTHER.
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>> CAMP WAS REALLY THE ONLY
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PLACE THAT I FELT COULD BE ALL
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MINE, YOU KNOW?
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AND THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO CALL
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IT MINE CAMP.
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I WANTED TO SHARE THAT FEELING
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WITH EVERYONE.
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>> AND FOR CAMPERS LIKE
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BOBBY SWINTON, THE UNIQUE SUMMER
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EXPERIENCE BEGINS BEFORE THEY
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EVEN LEAVE HOME.
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>> THE FIRST NIGHT WAS SO
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AWESOME.
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>> HEY, CAMPER, TIME TO START
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THE BEST SUMMER OF YOUR LIFE.
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>> YOU'RE GOING TO CAMP!
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>> THE COUNSELORS COME TO YOUR
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HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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TO BRING YOU TO CAMP SO BULLIES
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CAN'T FOLLOW YOU.
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>> WOW.
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WERE YOU SCARED?
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>> A LITTLE BIT, BUT THE DOG
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BUDDIES MADE ME FEEL SAFE.
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I FELT CHOSEN OR SOMETHING.
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[ DOGS BARKING ]
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BYE, DAD.
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IT WAS LIKE HOGWARTS.
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THEY EVEN HAVE A MAGICAL TRAIN.
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>> * YOU TAKE ONE DOWN... *
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>> THAT TRAIN RIDE WAS THE FIRST
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TIME IN MY LIFE WHERE I WAS
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SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE
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JUST LIKE ME.
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>> MM.
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>> MATT IS A GENIUS.
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>> MINE CAMP IS COMMUNAL IN
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NATURE.
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SO, ON A CAMPER'S FIRST DAY,
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THEY PERFORM A CEREMONY CALLED
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THE LIBERATION.
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COUNSELORS FREE THE CAMPERS FROM
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ANYTHING WITH VALUE, LIKE
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JEWELRY, CELLPHONES, AND
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EXPENSIVE CLOTHING.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO HAS THE MOST
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BLING.
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BRITTNEY CHASSION HAS BEEN A
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MINE CAMPER FOR THE PAST THREE
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SUMMERS.
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>> EVERYONE WEARS THE SAME
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UNIFORM SO WE DON'T GET ALL HUNG
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UP ON LOGOS AND LABELS.
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WHO CARES?
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IT'S ABOUT WHAT'S INSIDE THAT
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COUNTS.
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PLUS, UNIFORMS ARE, LIKE,
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TOTALLY COMFORTABLE, LIKE
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JAMMIES.
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>> GRANGER'S CAMP IS A PLACE FOR
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KIDS TO FORGET THEIR STRUGGLES.
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AS FOR HIS OWN STRUGGLES,
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GRANGER SAYS HE WILL NEVER
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FORGET.
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>> I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW MUCH I
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HAD REALLY SUFFERED UNTIL MY
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PARENTS SHOWED ME THIS.
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IT'S MY JUNIOR-HIGH-SCHOOL
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DIARY.
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>> UM, THIS IS MAD LIBS.
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>> YEAH, THEY ARE MAD AND SAD
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AND CONFUSED, DEPRESSED, YOU
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NAME IT.
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>> "THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG
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PRINCE WHOSE NAME WAS 'EVERYBODY
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IN SCHOOL ABUSES ME.'
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HE LOVED TO 'TAUNT ME AND PUNCH
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ME IN THE [BLEEP] AND PUT A
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FETAL PIG IN MY GYM LOCKER' ALL
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DAY.
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ONE DAY, A
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'FILLED-WITH-HATRED-AND-SPITE,
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ABUSIVE JOCK' CAME TO VISIT THE
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CASTLE.
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THIS 'NONE OF THE TEACHERS OR
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ADMINISTRATORS DO ANYTHING ABOUT
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IT' BROUGHT AN 'NO ONE WILL HELP
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ME, NO ONE' OF DIFFERENT TYPES
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OF 'SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO
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DIE' WITH HIM TO SHARE."
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WOW, POWERFUL STUFF.
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STILL REALLY FEEL THAT, DON'T
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YOU?
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN A LONG
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TIME.
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>> YOU OKAY?
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>> JUST GIVE ME A SEC.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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>> IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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THIS IS GREAT FOR CAMERA.
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>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
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>> AWAY FROM THE BULLIES, KIDS
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AT GRANGER'S CAMP FILL THEIR
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DAYS WITH FUN GAY ACTIVITIES,
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LIKE THEATER AND DANCE.
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>> EXTEND THE LEGS LIKE THIS,
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OKAY?
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HERE WE GO.
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FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, AND EIGHT.
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WHO'S HAVING FUN?
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>> THERE SEEMS TO BE NO END TO
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THE WAYS IN WHICH GRANGER HAS
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FOUND TO MAKE THESE KIDS FEEL
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SPECIAL.
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>> THESE GOLD STARS ARE FOR
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WINNERS.
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EVERYONE'S A WINNER TODAY.
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YOU ALL GET GOLD STARS.
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NOW GO HIT THE SHOWERS.
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>> I HAVE TO CALL YOU ON
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SOMETHING, MATT.
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>> OKAY.
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>> THIS WHOLE THING -- YOU KNOW,
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GOING DOOR TO DOOR TO PEOPLE'S
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HOMES, SHIPPING KIDS IN TRAINS,
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THE DRAB UNIFORMS -- YOU KNOW
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WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE?
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>> NO.
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WHAT?
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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U.P.S.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID THAT.
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I MEAN, MAYBE WE SHOULD START
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STAMPING TRACKING NUMBERS ON THE
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KIDS.
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BUT, LISTEN, IF YOU'RE SAYING
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THAT WE GET OUR PACKAGES SAFELY
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TO THEIR DESTINATIONS, THEN I
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GUESS I'M GUILTY AS CHARGED.
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>> OF COURSE, MINE CAMP ISN'T
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ALL ABOUT FUN AND GAMES.
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IT'S ALSO ABOUT HARD WORK.
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>> YOU KNOW, EVERY YEAR, WE TRY
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AND LEAVE THE CAMP BETTER THAN
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WE FOUND IT.
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WE'RE PUTTING IN A NEW WATER
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MAIN.
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>> ALL RIGHT, KIDS, TAKE FIVE.
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>> YOU KNOW, THE DIGGING -- IT
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BUILDS A SENSE OF COMMUNITY.
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>> AND, UH, WHAT'S HAPPENING
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NOW?
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>> OH, THEY'RE RESTING.
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JUST TAKING A BREAK.
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>> BUT EVEN IN GAY PARADISE,
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THERE'S TROUBLE.
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GRANGER'S CAMP HAS SOME VERY
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VOCAL DETRACTORS.
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>> THIS PLACE OUGHT TO BE SHUT
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DOWN.
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>> WHAT IS IT, EXACTLY, THAT
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OFFENDS YOU?
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>> HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S GOING ON
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ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT FENCE?
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>> OH, YEAH.
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YEAH, WE DID A WHOLE MONTAGE
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ABOUT IT.
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SOME REALLY, REALLY GREAT
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DISSOLVES.
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>> HAVE WE NOT LEARNED ANYTHING
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FROM HISTORY?
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>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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>> I GUESS MY KID'S NOT GAY
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ENOUGH TO GO THERE.
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>> OH.
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IT'S REVERSE DISCRIMINATION.
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>> EXACTLY.
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WHAT DID HE EVER DO?
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HE NEVER BULLIED ANYONE, AND NOW
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I GOT TO SEND HIM TO SOME JEW
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CAMP.
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>> BUT THE CRITICISMS OF THE
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OUTSIDE WORLD MEAN NOTHING TO
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THESE GAY TEENS.
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FOR THEM, IT'S ABOUT MEMORIES
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AND FRIENDSHIPS THAT WILL LAST A
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LIFETIME AND THE MAN WHO MADE IT
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ALL POSSIBLE.
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MATT GRANGER HAS HAD SUCH AN
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IMPACT ON THEIR LIVES, SOME
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CAMPERS EVEN SHAVED THEIR HEADS
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IN TRIBUTE.
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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I KNOW.
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THE HEAD-SHAVING THING.
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THE LONG STORY SHORT IS THEY
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LIKE ME, AND I'M A BALD PERSON.
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>> SOME OF THEM, I THINK, SEE
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YOU AS A FATHER FIGURE.
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>> I KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, THAT'S ANOTHER THING.
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THERE'S A WHOLE GROUP OF THEM
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THAT CALL THE CAMP FATHERLAND.
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>> WOW, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
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TRIBUTE.
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>> YEAH.
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>> YOU REALLY WOULD MAKE A GREAT
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FATHER.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M GAY.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT ALL THE
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GAY CRAP.
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OH, MY GOD.
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NARGE!
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>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
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[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
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>> BUT LIKE ALL GREAT THINGS,
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THE SUMMER, TOO, MUST COME TO AN
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END.
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PARENTS RETURN TO PICK UP THEIR
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KIDS.
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BOBBY'S HAVE BROUGHT A SURPRISE.
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>> GRANDMA!
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>> BOBBY, OH!
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WHAT IS THIS, BOBBY?
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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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>> IT'S A GOLD STAR, JUST FOR
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BEING MYSELF.
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>> AH!
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>> AND LOOK, MY TRACKING NUMBER.
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>> [ GASPS ]
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BOBBY --
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>> OH, MOM, MOM, I'M SO SORRY.
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WE TOTALLY FORGOT.
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>> WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
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>> THE GOLD STAR, THE TRACKING
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NUMBER, THE BROWN SHIRTS, THE
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SHORTS...
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YOUR NANA USED TO WORK AT U.P.S.
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>> I HAD A BOSS.
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HE MADE ME WORK ALL THROUGH
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CHRISTMAS, THAT BASTARD.
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>> OH, NANA, I'M SO SORRY.
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>> THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
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GOOD BOY.
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>> IT'S LIKE A FURNACE OUT HERE.
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LET'S GO COOL OFF.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE IS
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INSPIRATIONAL, NO DOUBT, BUT
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THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON,
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AND IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE ANYBODY
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WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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THE TRAIN BOXCARS, THE NUMBERS,
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THE HEAD SHAVING, DITCH DIGGING,
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YELLOW STARS, CALLING THIS PLACE
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MINE CAMP -- IT -- IT BEGS A
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MAJOR QUESTION, AND I-I HAVE TO
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ASK IT.
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>> YES?
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>> HOW DO YOU POSSIBLY HAVE THE
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TIME FOR A PERSONAL LIFE?
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> I MEAN...
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>> IT'S NOT EASY, NARGE.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> YOU ARE QUITE A MAN.
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>> GAY.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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SOME PEOPLE CHANGE.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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NOT ME.
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>> NO.
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AS THE SUMMER DRAWS TO A CLOSE,
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IT'S NOT JUST THE CAMPERS WHO
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GROW WISTFUL.
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>> IT ALWAYS BREAKS MY HEART TO
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KNOW THAT THESE KIDS ARE GONNA
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GO BACK TO FACING THE SAME
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BULLIES FROM LAST YEAR.
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ALL I COULD DO IS JUST KEEP
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DOING WHAT I'M DOING FOR THESE
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YOUNG KIDS.
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YOU KNOW, AT LEAST UNTIL THERE'S
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SOME SORT OF FINAL SOLUTION.
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>> LaFonda: TONIGHT, SKIP REMING
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HAS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.
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>> DOES THIS LOOK INFECTED TO
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YOU?
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ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE --
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THE PRODUCERS, THE CAMERAMAN,
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THE SCRIPT GIRL -- THE CHESTY
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ONE -- ALL THE MONKEYS WHO HANG
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THESE LIGHTS FOR A LIVING --
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THEY'RE ALL BEGGING ME TO GO SEE
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A DOCTOR.
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WELL, WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW IS
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SKIP REMING DOESN'T GO TO THE
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DOCTOR.
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THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO
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KNOW THIS BODY -- ME AND THE
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FELLA WHO DUG A PUNJI STICK OUT
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OF THE SMALL OF MY BACK FIVE
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CLICKS NORTH OF THE
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DULONG BRIDGE.
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I PROMISE I'D NEVER FORGET THAT
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GUY.
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I KEEP A PICTURE OF HIM RIGHT
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HERE IN MY WALLET.
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HE IS ME.
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TALK TO ANY DOCTOR, AND HE OR
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SHE -- WELL, LET'S FACE IT,
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PROBABLY HE -- WILL TELL YOU
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THAT INFECTIONS UNTREATED BY
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ANTIBIOTICS WILL SPREAD
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THROUGHOUT YOUR BODY.
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WELL, YOU CAN SAVE YOUR CHEATER
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PILLS FOR THE NEXT COED OR PIANO
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SALESMAN WHO COMES IN
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COMPLAINING OF A YEAST
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INFECTION.
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THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION I NEED
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COMES IN A BOTTLE MARKED
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"WILLPOWER" THAT I KEEP IN AN
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EVEN BIGGER BOTTLE LABELED
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"SKIP REMING."
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THANKS, DOC, BUT I'LL FIGHT MY
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OWN BATTLES...
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EVEN THE TINY ONES.
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>> LaFonda: COMING UP NEXT WEEK,
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WE'RE LIVING IN A POST-RACIAL
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SOCIETY, BUT ARE WE
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POST-DISCRIMINATION?
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SO, YOU'RE A LIBRARIAN FIRST.
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YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE SEXY.
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>> AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE
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A LIBRARIAN.
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I'M JUST -- I'M SO SICK OF BEING
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OBJECTIFIED.
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ALL DAY LONG, IT'S "THE DO-ME
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DECIMAL SYSTEM" OR "THAT'S A
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READER'S GUIDE TO PERIODICAL
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LITERATURE I'D LIKE TO THUMB
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THROUGH" OR "WHAT'S THE DUE
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DATE?
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OR HOW ABOUT YOU -- DO YOU
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DATE?"
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"WHY DON'T WE DIM THE LIGHTS AND
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TURN THIS PUBLIC LIBRARY INTO A
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PUBIC LIBRARY?"
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>> LaFonda: [ GROANS ]
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>> I KNOW.
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OR "YOU SEEM REALLY GOOD AT
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ACTIVATING LIBRARY CARDS."
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>> LaFonda: RIGHT, IN THIS CASE,
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"LIBRARY CARD" MEANING...
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>> IS THE PENISES.
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>> LaFonda: RIGHT, RIGHT.
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"HOW MANY HOURS ARE YOU OPEN?"
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>> OH!
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SO, WE'RE OPEN MONDAY,
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WEDNESDAY, AND FRIDAY, 10:00 TO
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6:00, TUESDAYS --
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OH.
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YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME, NOT
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THE LIBRARY.
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>> LaFonda: YEAH, I WAS TALKING
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ABOUT YOUR LEGS.
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>> GOT IT.
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>> LaFonda: ALL THAT AND MORE
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