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Narrator: 31 days ago...

Woman: Oh, my god, we're in africa.

...The 40-day challenge began

as four teams stepped on to the blistering plains

of south africa.

Woman #2: It's third-degree burns.

Narrator: ...Where banishment

is the ancient law of the land...

You either got to step up or you got to step out.

Narrator: ...And surviving devastating heat...

Man: Oh, my god. Ow!

Narrator: ...Among the world's most vicious predators...

Jon: What the [bleep] was that?

Those damn crocs, man.

...Made weakness the ultimate liability.

We're gonna banish you.

Narrator: In that time,

seven have fallen victim to africa's brutal demands.

My primitive survival problems leaving right now.

All of them.

Narrator: And the remaining five

set their sights on the finish.

Once part of a team of six,

gwen, jon, sarah and suzanne

have seen their two most experienced hunters go down.

It's almost the end, and we're still losing people.

It's... it's scary.

Narrator: And their food reserves disappear.

Suzanne: Oh, my gosh.

Gwen: That's all there is to eat right now. That is it.

Narrator: But hope that teamwork and innovation...

Oh, my god.

...Bring the protein they desperately need.

In order for us to succeed as a team,

we do need good chemistry.

Narrator: And after 20 days of solo survival...

With my bare hands.

Uhh!

Narrator: ...Lack of sleep...

...And diminishing resources...

It's hard to find anything living in this place.

Narrator: ...Have forced bulent north towards extraction...

Bulent: I'm exhausted, but I'm gonna sprint till the end.

Narrator: ...Only to find his last fellow survivalists.

- Holy [bleep] - what?

Who the [bleep] is that?

Narrator: Now, with nine days left,

it's a fight to the bitter end.

Gwen: You were supposed to be there.

They all went down to your blind.

Why didn't you lift your fat ass up and do it yourself?

By tomorrow morning, we would like to see you out.

Narrator: Who will survive?

[ thunder crashes ]

sarah: Holy crap.

...And who will break?

I've never taken my body this far, ever.

Bulent: I'm tired, I've got nothing left.

- Ow. - That's a snake.

Watch out, watch out, watch out. - Whoa. Snake.

Narrator: ...In the valley of the banished?

I'm done.

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Bulent: Naked people.

- Naked people? - Hello.

- Holy [bleep] - naked people?

- Hey. - What? Hi.

Oh, let me get this [bleep] off.

Oh, my god. [ sighs ]

out of nowhere, I hear somebody say, "hello, naked people."

that was the last thing that I was expecting.

Bulent. Nice to meet you.

And he's alone and he's got two pots

and a whole bunch of other stuff.

- Come sit. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You want some water? - Sit down and drink some water.

Thank you.

Super glad to see them.

I did have a concern that nobody might be here.

I was mentally ready for that

because I'm doing the challenge alone anyway.

But it's great that survivalists lasted this long.

We don't have to boil our water here.

So drink up.

Fresh spring water like that.

Ahh! Right?

You have no idea what I've been drinking.

Oh, some of us do.

Oh, that's just priceless. Thank you.

I'm gonna sit. Yeah.

Have a seat.

It's been a long journey.

Wow.

My insertion was with broccoli.

What's the name?

Makani. Makani.

Makani.

Then kate joined us.

She start talking to broccoli about "you're not listening."

sarah: He's kind of a [bleep]

when it comes to making up nicknames

for people, especially people

that he doesn't necessarily hold in high regard.

Bulent: They both selfish.

I found seth.

Day 24, he tapped out.

[ sighs ]

so I continued and things turned out well.

I came into the challenge

with thinking I wouldn't eat anything for, like, 18, 19 days.

Then I had food on day five.

I was like, "wow."

day six came and a 35-pound catfish.

I've never caught a catfish in my life that big.

I had two terrapins.

I ate at least 50 pounds of meat.

At least.

Suzanne: The last thing you want is somebody saying,

"I've given it my all

and every time I do, I succeed" because that's a crock.

We all know that's a crock.

I almost caught those big-ass catfish with my hands.

Suzanne: But it is also nice to know

that we have another hunter.

Now that ryan tapped,

um, yeah, I'm actually... I'm excited.

Right now I'm on day 20 being alone,

and if it's okay with you guys, I'm gonna continue alone.

I'll be close. I won't be far.

So we'll be still a group. I'll just sleep somewhere else.

But every time I catch something,

I have no problem sharing with you guys

whatever I catch.

Gwen: Right now, every one of us

are pretty much running on fumes.

Letting him into our area

will increase our odds of dropping something tomorrow.

I hope we can get some protein for extraction day.

Bulent: I do have a bow. You guys have a blind?

There's blinds all over the place here.

We've got, like, four or five blind set up

all over the place.

Sarah: You want to tour the area?

Sure. That would be great.

Hell yeah. Let's do it.

They welcome you with open arms because I'm the schnitzel.

And I think at this point of the challenge,

great survivalists, that's what's left.

But they look worn out.

Their eyes are still good.

They don't have that thousand-yard stare,

but they're not looking optimum leaders.

Suzanne: We're making a crossbow.

Bulent: Oh, wow. This is beautiful.

Did you guys figure out the trigger mechanism?

Yeah, yeah. They have a... It's gonna be...

It's cool. You'll love it. Nice.

You guys dig this out?

Gwen: We did. And it starts flowing?

Yeah. Wow.

You can see all the moisture on the ground.

It's drinkable right from the source.

You don't have to boil it.

That's great. Yeah.

That's great.

As far as hunting blinds go,

this is blind number one right behind you.

Blind number two is down at this other tree

on the opposite side of it.

And look down like as far as you can see,

that's where the third blind is.

It's just a bunch... It's like a reed hut.

Basically, you can sit inside, cannot miss it.

Bulent: I'm gonna go walk around, look for a spot.

Thank you. Cool.

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I'm thinking this would do. It is naturally enclosed.

It got somewhat of a shade.

They're right there.

They're about 100 yards away.

So far away, but close enough.

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I want to do everything alone.

I don't want to ask the group for help.

It is a lot of work,

but somehow I will make it happen somehow.

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Gwen: He's made it known that he wants to be on his own,

so we now have one more kind of added to our group,

but he's wanting to be by himself, which is cool.

Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of... I get it

because he's done so far,

he might as well finish it by himself.

For your own personal goal.

I don't think adding another person at this point

is gonna affect the dynamic of our camp,

unless you bring a bunch of drama.

Because we don't want to do drama.

A kill's imperative now.

We have to be able to get food for extraction.

Sarah: He's an industrious little [bleep] isn't he?

- Yeah. - Yeah, he's been working hard.

I think I'm set for the night.

I'm happy. I'm happy with the accomplishment of today.

This boma took quite a bit of work.

It's good enough for tonight.

I can always beef it up tomorrow.

Hopefully we'll have a kill tomorrow morning for breakfast.

That will be amazing.

You come here, build a boma,

rest, get a kill,

share my neighbors,

so the barehanded killer will continue his legend.

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Gwen: Alright, it is the morning of day 32.

I'm going out this morning

for my first time out in the blind.

I've waited for this the whole time I've been here,

like trying to figure out a way to do this.

So we built a crossbow.

It works great.

Now, the next step is to get a kill.

I want that first kill bad.

So did we come up with a schedule?

My opinion on this matter

is we have to let him go down to those lower blinds.

Mm-hmm.

We can stay up here and hunt up here.

We know the area up here.

We know what the system of the animals is up here.

And anything we flush down from here will go down to him.

Right.

Sarah, thanks for being willing to go into one of the blinds.

Yeah.

With ryan out of commission,

I definitely feel more of a draw to step up as hunter.

And the size and tension

of ryan's bow is something I can manage.

So hopefully I can help my team.

I'm a little nervous, you know.

I still haven't taken any kind of big game

with the bow before.

Or any kind of game.

Yeah.

Bulent: Day 32 and I'm ready to go

to morning hunt.

I do want to coordinate with the rest of the group

to see if we can have a group hunt.

As far as the schedule, I'll go hunting twice a day.

Every [bleep] day. I got no problem with that.

Just tell me which one...

Which blind you guys want to take.

I'll take the other one because my entire existence

here is to kill [bleep]

gwen: You drop into that lower blind

down in the ravine.

It's not that far. Drop into that one.

And anything that we don't get up here

will flush down to you.

Winds are blowing,

so smells will run down to him

it'll walk right by your blind.

I got you.

Narrator: As game animals descend from the east,

sarah and gwen will have good shots from the upper blinds

or their scent will funnel the animals downwind

to the lower blind.

I think that's a great plan, guys.

Yeah. We just need a kill.

Yeah.

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Gwen: I'm going out this morning for my first time

using the crossbow that we built.

To take a concept in my head

and to be able to turn it into a functional weapon

and then getting it, you know, tested out in the field

is really neat, neat process.

So I'm super excited to go out and hunt today.

The wind is blowing and it's been coming up.

It's not gonna smell my scent coming down this way.

Bulent will be down at the next blind.

If it smells me, it will run down to him.

Hope the game come in. [ chuckles ]

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Bulent: This is the first time I came to this blind

and not much of a blind left.

I don't know if it's the animals or the wind.

Not much of a shade,

but it does make a good enough blind to hunt.

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Sarah: I have not killed anything with a bow,

but at the same time, I am a rifle hunter.

I know shot placement. I know animal behavior.

The only part that's been missing is a bow.

Suzanne: The primary thing that I need to do before extraction

is make sure that there are shoes for my feet

and the rest of my family's feet.

It's very important for people to feel valued

and to feel like they're contributing.

And I'm not a hunter, but we all need shoes

and that is top priority in my brain.

And I'm fairly certain it is on everybody's.

I'm making my shoes using some of the impala hide

and the duct-tape mats,

which are now an insert to give an extra layer in the shoe,

as well as the fishing line

that I'm using for threading, basically.

Want this on the outside.

The hard part's coming around the corner,

but I could go down the sides

and I'm gonna add a strap back here

to keep it from this heel coming out.

Jon: So today, we have bulent and sarah and gwen

getting into blinds.

You know, I'm not much of a hunter, I'm more of a gatherer.

I've been out here over a month living like a feral animal.

I am weak, I am slow, I'm skinny.

But nonetheless, here I am, taking care of firewood.

And keeping everybody hydrated is super important.

♪♪

We have some impala coming in now.

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The impala start coming down over the hill.

And I get my crossbow

and I'm hoping they come within distance

so that I can shoot one.

And they take the higher trail

that's about 40 yards away from me,

which is too far of a shot,

and they head down towards bulent.

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They're on the move. There's a bunch of them there.

Bulent's in the little blind.

So hopefully within the next half-hour to an hour,

he will get a kill.

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Bulent: Holy [bleep]

I hear the animals coming down.

Got to get close.

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Bulent: Holy [bleep]

they're coming from the upper blind.

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I can hear and see impala, but they're out of my range.

It's too far.

Impala came by and didn't have a shot.

♪♪

Unfortunately, it looks like we didn't get anything.

So were you able to see my hand signs

I was giving you

from where I was sitting at this morning?

Could you see anything I was doing?

Bulent: No.

So when I was doing like "impala coming down,"

you couldn't see my hand signs like that?

I just see a bunch of impala coming.

Yeah.

Didn't come down all the way.

Was only one that came down but was...

I didn't get a shot.

Huh.

It was kind of strange.

There was probably 100 impala

that came over that ridge this morning.

I hunt to provide food year-round

for my family in alaska.

Bulent's a strong hunter,

but seems like it was a super easy shot.

I hope when I moved that they would push them down

and get them down to to move to you

because they were heading that way.

But I guess they didn't go down to drink right there.

So hopefully they'll be back.

I'm just gonna pass by you. Thank you.

One sister is the tribal leader

who just tells people what to do.

But for me to respect somebody in this survival,

you have to give me something.

I'm thinking maybe tomorrow

one of you guys take this one,

I'll take the one on the bottom.

Gwen: And we just have to figure out schedules.

I was even thinking,

I'll take the bottom one in the morning

and then we switch in the afternoon.

How do you guys want to do it?

Like, if you want to go down to that blind

down in the ravine at 8:00 a.M. And hunt until about 11:00.

That's what I was thinking. That's fine.

And we can stay up here and just be quiet.

So we can have some animals come in.

Fair enough for everyone? Fair enough.

Cool.

♪♪

[ animal howling ]

I just woke up in the middle of the night.

There's hyenas.

They are vicious predators,

and they are super strong animals.

Imagine a german shepherd on steroids.

That's what they look like.

Might not be able to get to any sleep tonight.

There are about 25 yards from the boma.

They are definitely close.

They're hungry as well.

[ yawns ]

talk about sleep deprivation.

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Alright, you see 'em coming?

I think I'm gonna join you over there

to get in the shade.

I'll bring the water.

Come here. Shade.

Gwen: It's day 33.

Bulent is down at the blind

and I need to be quiet

so that we don't spook off any animals.

Wasn't much sleep last night. Because of the hyenas.

So I'm just trying to rest

so I can continue to hunt for the next several days.

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Hey, guys, the whole herd is moving down the ridge,

but I don't see bulent down at the blind.

Jon: Really?

Sarah: Wait, he said he was... He said he was

gonna be down there this morning.

He's supposed to be there at 8:00.

The herd is on the move, but I don't see him

moving at all in response to the herd coming down.

So I don't know what is going on.

[bleep]

suzanne: Can you see if there's a fire

over in his?

It's just smoke.

Sarah: Alright. I'll go over there and check.

Man.

♪♪

Yo, bulent.

Knock, knock.

Are you not hunting this morning?

You're just gonna sleep?

Okay.

Can you please communicate that to us

so that I can go down in the blind.

And we thought you were already down there

and the entire impala herd

already just came through the cut.

So we're down there looking, thinking you were in the blind

watching the impala go by

and wondering why you weren't taking a shot.

And then we find out that you're up here sleeping.

It's extremely important this happens, okay?

♪♪

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Sarah came to my boma, started yelling and screaming

why I wasn't where I was supposed to be.

There wasn't even one common courtesy

that one would show to their neighbors,

like, "hey, how are you? Are you feeling alright?

You were supposed to be out there and you weren't there.

I'm worried. Are you okay?" none of that [bleep]

she comes start barking and yelling

that there was no communication, blah, blah, blah.

So that just shows their level of courtesy

and understanding to a fellow survivalist.

That's their problem, not mine.

Apparently, he didn't feel like hunting this morning.

Suzanne: At all? At all.

And instead of informing us

so that one of us could take over that duty,

he just slept.

Jon: I'm not entirely surprised, honestly.

He made it quite clear when he got here

that he was doing his own thing.

You know, he's not here to work with the team.

We did miss a hunt. That sucks.

It is not good for our survival as a team

to have missed a hunt.

The guy's selfish.

Yeah, you can have a discussion with him and tell him

that he needs to let us know

if he's not going to go hunting because...

But he doesn't give a [bleep]

he has shown his true colors.

♪♪

- How you guys doing? - So what's up?

♪♪

Ahh. Anybody want some water?

We've got some, thanks.

Our last communication with you was last night.

You were gonna be down there at 8:00 a.M.

We just assumed that was what was gonna happen.

I did not sleep a minute last night.

I was thinking to go hunt in the afternoon.

That's what I was thinking.

One of us could have been down there hunting

and we would have a kill this morning.

Suzanne: We thought you were a man of your word.

Are you done?

Sarah: You making that decision for yourself

[bleep] us over.

Gwen: ...8:00 a.M. To 11:00 a.M. Thinking you were down there,

there's a whole herd that came down

and I stood up to see what you were gonna do

if you were gonna take the shot and you weren't there.

I'll take that.

Yes, I should have told you guys something.

We have to figure out what we're doing here.

We're gonna hunt the two trees up here

at the top on the waterhole.

You want to hunt the lower blinds?

Take the upper one. I'll take the lower one.

That's fine. Whoever makes the kill

will benefit everybody anyways.

It will. Absolutely.

And it could be that every hunt that we do gets blown,

but at least we tried.

Bulent: Can give a [bleep] about what anybody think of me.

I do what I do.

This is why I'm a one-man group.

These people think I'm their worker.

They tell me... they come and yell at me.

Where I need to be, why I'm not there,

like, [bleep] quite frankly, [bleep] you.

I'll go home and do whatever the [bleep] I want.

If it's 9:00, it's 9:00.

If it's 6:00 a.M., 6:00 a.M.

This is survival.

I'm the barehanded killer.

I decide that this is my [bleep] challenge.

If you don't see me getting up and going, why didn't you lift

your fat ass up and do it yourself?

I'm going down there.

I realize it's late, but...

I know. The whole herd

was going through the cut while we were sitting here.

It's probably over the hill by now.

But might still get some stragglers coming in.

Give it... give it, like, an hour, sarah.

If there's nothing moving, just come back and we'll...

- Yeah, we got other [bleep] - we'll regroup.

Sarah: That kind of set off a little fire in me,

even though it's much later in the day

and the impala had already come by,

almost out of stubbornness,

sheer determination,

I said, "give me the [bleep] bow.

I'm going down there."

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And there we go.

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Hit a damn branch.

Got so tantalizingly close.

That is the epitome of frustrating.

Right freaking there.

When I draw that bow back, I start to shake.

That's not a good sign.

So I can tell that I'm getting weak

and that makes it more difficult to aim.

So I'm thinking about converting this into a crossbow,

but it's more like a rifle

and that's what I'm more confident shooting with.

♪♪

Bulent: Huh.

Last couple of nights,

something always comes around boma.

I hear them stepping on the dead leaves,

making that crunchy noise.

[ whispering indistinctly ]

I'm gonna wait to see if it gets close.

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I don't know if I hit him.

Maybe we made a kill.

[ speaks indistinctly ]

I'm gonna try to see if I can find my arrow.

If it got blood on it, we did hit him.

He was right here.

There's my arrow.

Nope, no blood.

At least I give it a shot.

I'm happy with it.

♪♪

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Suzanne: Gwen here getting ready

to go hunting with a crossbow.

She's so excited. Hunting in africa

been a life-long dream.

Well, happy hunting.

♪♪

Can I see your right foot?

It's gonna be just a little wide,

so I was going to put a panel here

and then basically like a strap,

a static strap.

I just don't want it to come off your heel

while you're walking.

Yeah, I don't care if it moves a little bit.

Suzanne is finishing up my shoes right now.

She's doing me a huge favor right now

because I'm not really too keen on shoe making.

And having shoes on this extraction is gonna make

our trip much easier and much faster,

which is the name of the game.

Probably there.

Yeah, yeah. I'm good on that foot.

Gotcha. Okey-dokey.

♪♪

I'm just going to look for some firewood.

I would just like to get a jump on it for tonight.

With looking for firewood,

it's kind of... you're kind of exploring anyway.

Always get firewood, but you never know.

There may be a buffalo thorn bush up here,

maybe some mopane leaves.

If we could find mopane honey up here,

that'll be [bleep] amazing.

But I haven't really ever seen any evidence of it.

Looking around in places you haven't really looked so far.

It's good to do.

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Wendy: Bulent brags about how he's a barehanded killer.

He had every opportunity to prove himself

and totally dropped the ball.

We got to set it aside.

For survival sake,

we set it aside.

One of the advantages to this blind here

is I'm so much higher up and the wind comes

and it drops down at my back mostly

and it drops down into this canyon.

So just our presence here is causing the animals

to go down to our next hunter.

So that works very well in our favor.

Bulent: Day 35. I got five days left.

Sun barely came up.

I'm headed to the blind

to wait for the animals to come in

so I can get some breakfast for me and everybody else.

So they shut the [bleep] up for a minute and stop whining

and bitching about everything on the planet.

Today, I'm going to bring water

because it was brutal without water.

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Gwen: I'll bet you he's not even in that [bleep] blind.

I looked down the draw and there's six impala

that are right outside of his blind,

literally right outside of it.

It's never done this before.

Way more impala start pouring in.

And there's no movement in that blind.

At this point, I know bulent is not in that blind.

There's no way. There's too many animals down there.

There's probably 15, 20 animals down there by now.

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Gwen: Do you think

you're heading down there to hunt now?

Mm-hmm. They're gone.

There's a [bleep] ton of animals down there.

They're all there. Seriously?

They've been down there for, like, two [bleep] hours.

Impala, everything was within...

You could have reached out and slit their throats.

Everything is down there.

Probably 30 animals.

And you guys didn't get nothing?

You were supposed to be there.

They all went down to your blind.

Suzanne: They went down to his blind.

Well... They're all down there

and they're all gone.

You know what? I'm done.

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Gwen: You totally missed it.

Everything is down there,

probably 30 animals.

You guys didn't get nothing?

You were supposed to be there.

They're all down there, and they're all gone.

You know what? I'm done.

You have these opportunities of a lifetime here

to get this stuff done

and we could go out of here strong and healthy.

Bulent: I wasn't doing what gwen wanted me to do,

when she wanted me to do it, how she wanted me to do it.

Gwen is the sitting bull of the tribe.

She barks orders, doesn't do much.

It's about pointing finger,

accusing somebody of your own failure.

I've been trying.

They got to bitch at everything.

I'll do my own thing.

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Gwen: He didn't show up this morning.

Oh, my god.

And every animal in the valley

is down there right outside of his blind,

literally could step out,

take the animal and go like this.

Everything.

I mean, it would have been the easiest shot ever.

Sarah: So this is the second time

that we've missed out on a hunting opportunity.

No, this one... He totally [bleep] us on

because there were so many animals down there,

1,000% guaranteed shot.

Any one of you could have got anything down there.

It's sickening because it would have been an easy kill.

We would have had food for the rest of the time

we were here easily.

Any one of those that you hit, any of them,

would have got us through the rest of the week.

I'm done with him. - Right.

He can [bleep] leave. I don't give a [bleep] anymore.

Do we want him to leave?

I know we all know that one of our options is banishment.

Is he causing us more grief than he's worth?

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Bulent: 25 days alone, still going strong.

I still got more energy than all of them combined.

They want somebody to make a kill for them.

And when the things doesn't go their way, they start bitching.

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I'm gonna go to the group and tell them

that they can have their blind back.

This cooperation between me and their group is not working.

I don't need stress.

Neither raise my blood pressure

because they just keep bitching and bitching and bitching

and instead of doing something.

Well, we need to have this discussion

and we can have him go elsewhere.

Suzanne: Yeah.

He doesn't need to be here. I agree.

You know my thought on it. I already told you my stance.

Yes, I'm in agreement.

Jon. Jon: Yeah, I'm in.

Sarah. Yeah.

He is approaching.

If I could take 30 seconds of your time.

I can't talk much.

My mouth is dry, but...

Sarah: Well, get some water.

We need to talk to you as well.

Mine is super short.

Apparent this cooperation

between me and your group is not working.

So you guys can have all the blinds.

This is clearly not working out.

And at this point, we don't want you to stay.

This is an area that we have improved upon immensely.

And your presence here has been a detriment.

That's your problem, sarah.

I just told you, I don't want to be with you.

I expected you to be in that blind this morning.

By tomorrow morning, we would like to see you out.

This is one of the reasons why I don't like group dynamics.

I'm happy to go.

Well, that worked out.

They are so full of [bleep]

by tomorrow morning, we would like to see you out.

I'm happy to go.

Well, that worked out.

They are so full of [bleep]

I would seriously love to see their faces

when I walk in front of their boma

with that kill over my shoulder with blood dripping everywhere.

I think their faces would be priceless.

Clearly, it lets him save face

if it was his decision to go.

Jon: Well, I think by the time he got here,

he was just pissed and he was over it.

Gwen: That's just a power... Power tool for guys.

Narcissistic [bleep]

yeah, they have to have it done their way.

Bulent: I really do not know where I'm headed tomorrow.

No idea the resources.

I'm okay with it.

I'm okay with the conditions because I'm on my own.

So I just let them be.

I'll go try somewhere else and I'll be happy.

♪♪

♪♪

Today I'm gonna pack my stuff and move on

because this is their land.

They banished me from it.

I'm hoping to find a better place

and be closer to the extraction.

So time to take out the map, look where we're going.

I'm right here.

Looks like we're gonna be heading up north.

Water source there doesn't look all that big,

but will be enough.

Narrator: With four days remaining,

the extraction point lies 7 1/2 miles to the north.

But the only water source in that direction

is a riverbed 4 miles northeast.

My last sips of the spring water.

Unfortunately, it will be too heavy for me to carry.

This is my third journey to unknown.

I'm taking all the possessions I have...

My boiling pot,

more narrow fishing lines, my blade.

Where's my fire starter?

My fire starter is not here.

Uh-oh. We got a problem.

Now I'm about to freak the [bleep] out.

Where is that [bleep] at?

This is costing valuable time. This is not good.

So since I can't find the fire starter,

I'm gonna carry an ember.

This is elephant dung.

I'm gonna put a little bit of coal in it.

It will just smoke.

It won't create so much heat.

It'll be easy to carry. It will go for a long time.

Alright, let's get out of here.

♪♪

♪♪

I am completely aware that me trying to finish

this challenge alone is a complete risk.

My stomach is empty.

I'm losing more and more nutrients,

but my will to survive is still there 110%.

♪♪

Sarah: So what would you guys think

about making a second crossbow for us to use?

We've got the materials for it. Might as well.

Jon: I mean, we did one already.

So this one should be easy.

Suzanne: And the knowledge of how to do it.

We'll have two crossbows ready that anybody can use.

If you have the potential to build a stronger weapon,

why not do it?

Increase your firepower,

increase your chances of success.

Bottom line, simple.

The crossbow changes my confidence significantly

because it puts me more in control

of where that arrow flies.

Having that crossbow is going to be instrumental in me

being able to get an animal.

So we either end up with a kill before we journey out

or we don't, but it wasn't for not trying.

Went out fighting hard.

Gwen: Our goal is to have two crossbows in the field tomorrow.

We have to secure the bow on to the stay

that we've built for it. It's rawhide.

So tonight, as it dries, it'll tighten up.

Crank it on down.

Fingers crossed it will be tight enough

that it's not gonna slip on us,

and we can have a fully functional crossbow

in the morning.

- [ grunts ] - alright.

♪♪

This is where the puff adders live.

It's a medium asp, very, very venomous snake.

They hide underneath the leaves.

Every step you take is a risk.

This is the last push.

I have to give everything I got, all I got.

If that means taking a little bit of a high risk

for everything else, so be it.

♪♪

I'm super dehydrated, I haven't had water all day.

And when the water gets low in your body,

everything starts shutting down.

Oh [bleep].

The pot is getting hot and it is almost getting too hot to touch,

and it keeps touching my chest.

Ow!

I think this is the most beat up I've been so far.

It is hot as hell. I can't take it under the sun.

Those two pots weigh about 600,000 tons

and they're killing my shoulders.

We'll see how much longer I have to walk.

I'm hoping I'm almost there

because my mouth is completely dry.

Without water, I'm done.

♪♪

It's been a long walk.

It's hot as hell. I can't take it under the sun.

Those two pots weigh about 600,000 tons

and they're killing my shoulders.

But the river should be close enough.

Still trying to make it.

We'll see how much longer I have to walk.

♪♪

It's just really far.

I mean, hiking for hours and I'm trying to push it,

but I'm literally at the end of my limit almost.

♪♪

I'm seeing more green stuff.

I'm hoping it's closer than I think it is.

♪♪

Oh.

I see water.

I see water.

Finally.

That was a dramatic experience.

There's a lot of shade right there.

This should be good enough.

♪♪

Ugh.

That was absolutely excruciating, exhausting trip.

♪♪

That was tough, but you know what?

I'd rather have the journey,

rather than so be surrounded with people who just sit

and sit on their asses and call that surviving.

I'm exhausted, but I have a couple more days left,

this area right here is almost completely enclosed.

That will minimize my work to secure the boma.

I have to get the water boiling

before I dehydrate too much, because by the time I'm done,

there ain't gonna be anything left for today.

I'm gonna use these embers to start a fire.

Dumping all of this.

What the [bleep]?

♪♪

♪♪

Rain is coming down.

I have to admit today that walk to everything out of me.

[ bleep ] everything.

Hopefully it will stop soon because I need some rest.

♪♪

♪♪

Jon: Sarah, are you gonna go into blind two or?

I'll go into blind two.

I'm heading down to blind three.

Cool. Two crossbows

puts two weapons in our hands.

I'm by far the strongest hunter here.

They just don't have the backwoods experience that I do.

And now that bulent got banished,

I've got to provide for my teammates.

It's just kind of a natural role for me to step in

and make sure that they're okay.

That's just what I do.

- Alright. Good luck. - Thank you.

Gwen's heading down into the third blind.

I'm gonna head up the second blind.

If any animals are coming down

the draw like right in between us,

you know, we've got a pretty good opportunity on them.

Jon: That would be fantastic.

Suzanne: I hope you guys get something.

Sarah: Our top priority, as it has been for the past several days,

is still meat.

We want protein to get us out of here during extraction,

strong and healthy.

Getting a kill is really important.

♪♪

Not feeling well at all.

Walking down to the third blind,

it's not even a quarter mile from our camp

but you have to navigate down these boulders

and walk through sharp rocks.

And it takes a lot of energy. I'm just exhausted.

♪♪

I've never taken my body this far, ever.

Never, never, ever.

And I've definitely pushed my body to its extreme limits.

♪♪

There's impala headed down there right now.

I'm gonna approach very carefully

and very quietly.

My body is feeling pretty weak.

There's really no other way around it.

I've lost a lot of weight. I've lost a lot of muscle,

and I'm trying to get accustomed to the new crossbow

rather on the fly.

Being extra cautious

and hopefully get ourselves some meat.

♪♪

♪♪

The girls are down in the blind hunting,

so I need to do my part.

Trying to add a little more roof to this

so we get some more shade.

Just gonna go collect another couple bundles.

Three more days left of this [bleep] place.

I'm starving, I'm thirsty, exhausted.

I can barely move, walking at a snail's pace.

I look disgusting.

You know, I think we got some protein in us,

it would help to get us through this last, final push.

♪♪

I'm gonna try to see if I can see anything.

I'll be able to find a bait hopefully.

I haven't eaten in about eight days.

As the extraction comes closer,

I really need a kill.

To make a new blind will take too long.

So I'm going to fish.

Oh!

There's a little scorpion in there.

This might be a little too small,

but at least I have now one bait.

I want to have double line.

When the load comes in,

the big fish, puts the entire weight on the single line,

which is not optimal.

So I'm just going to keep tying knots

every foot maybe.

Distribute the weight evenly.

If I catch fish tonight, I get to eat after 8 days,

so that will be a great energy boost,

I can put a fishing line here.

Oh!

This poor guy's still moving.

I need this.

Come on, bubba.

♪♪

Gwen: Right now, I'm downwind of sarah,

I'm hoping that helps the animals

to finally come over the ridge.

♪♪

♪♪

Oh, god.

That is nuts.

The wind blew and took the arrow off of my bow.

[bleep]

it makes me nervous.

♪♪

♪♪

[ bleep ]

[ bleep ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ bleep ]

so [bleep] close.

There was no better opportunity.

♪♪

Gwen: The blind's supertight, so you can kind of see the trail

where they come down

and you can kind of see the trail on the other side,

not very well.

I don't quite know what to do with that blind.

Sup, guys. And?

[ sighs ] did not go well.

Trigger [bleep] up,

and then totally just missed the opportunity.

♪♪

♪♪

Getting desperate for food.

♪♪

One of my sticks is out, I put them right on that side.

It's all the way out here. So I think we got a fish.

I don't know how deep this water is,

but I guess we're about to find out.

There's my bubba.

Doesn't feel that big.

Whoa, okay, okay, okay.

But he's definitely alive.

Okay, this is not a small fish.

Come on, give me a couple of slacks,

there we go. There you are.

That's a monster.

Oh!

Bulent: Okay, this is not a small fish.

Come on, give me a couple of slacks,

there we go.

That's a monster.

Oh!

Alright, 18 to 20 pound fish right there.

So I'm gonna pull this whale over there

to make sure he doesn't jump back in.

I lost a fish before.

I promise you I ain't doing that [bleep] again.

I think that should do.

This is golden. This is life.

First day of the banishment, 20 pounds of fish.

We are eating good.

I was the wrong person to banish.

♪♪

I heard a little bit of mopane bee activity over here,

which means there may be a nest over here.

We haven't had a significant source of protein in days.

Right now, we're also weak.

Sugar would be huge.

This is what I was looking for.

It's hollowed out, means they have a nest in here.

Feeling weak is [bleep],

but I'm gonna try and crack this right here.

♪♪

That's honey.

If I leave this open tonight, it's gone.

The baboons are gonna get it.

So I need to do something about this

pretty much right now.

This is something we can't pass up.

I'm gonna go get help.

Found honey.

You did? Yeah.

Holy crap. How much is there?

It could be a lot, I don't know.

But if I leave it open.

It's gone. Okay.

Jon tells me he's found some mopane honey.

This could be the break we've been waiting for.

Is this it? - Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. Just eat it.

[ laughter ]

yeah, I feel like I could headbutt that tree down

right now, I just ate a couple of those.

Oh, my god.

That is hands down the best thing

I have ever put in my mouth.

I'm thinking we could bring this log over.

One, two, three.

♪♪

I'm gonna take my first bite of this catfish

after not eating for 8 days.

♪♪

If they make a dish out of heaven,

I bet it tastes like this.

Mini taco.

You get the skin,

you fill it up with catfish.

Seafood taco.

Now, I'm gonna stuff the [bleep] out of my face.

All the others suck it.

♪♪

I am so excited.

Suzanne: Oh, my god, look at that. [ gasps ]

oh, my god. This is mopane honey,

and it is to die for.

This is sugar. This is gonna fire us up.

Oh, my god.

The honey situation's turning out really good.

Sugar is huge and we have not had

any sugar out here at all.

That is just something else, isn't it?

Yeah, it is.

The tiniest bit of sugar just runs right through you.

You can feel it as soon as it touches your mouth.

It just fires you right up. I feel [bleep] awesome.

Suzanne: Jon gave us some sugar.

Thank you.

♪♪

♪♪

It's day 39, which is crazy.

It's our last full day before we leave,

we know that the journey is gonna be difficult,

so we want to be well rested and well hydrated

just because we expect the journey

to take the last little bit out of us.

I just need your foot, so you should lie back

jon: Even better. That's how I like to work.

Gwen: Everybody's helping out expediting,

and getting things finished,

and we've cut out soles and soles with duct tape.

And suzanne is busy at work over there,

getting jon's feet squared away

and sarah's got her insoles that will go on the inside

of her wraparounds.

It'll get us out of here quicker, safer,

and more efficiently.

Jon: There's just something about, you know,

knowing we're leaving tomorrow. And I'm feeling 100% again,

I'm super grateful for the girls.

They've helped me so much to get through all this [bleep].

They're amazing.

I'm ready to... I'm ready to rock.

♪♪

♪♪

Man, it looks like a storm is coming.

I might throw some goodies in this fire,

get it going a lot faster.

♪♪

It's the last day at the last location.

Looking at the sky, overcast completely.

I was hoping to take it easy, but,

I just hope for the best because I have absolutely no canopy.

[ thunder crashes ]

there's the thunder.

There's the thunder.

I don't see rain yet,

but that means absolutely nothing.

Everything changes in a heartbeat in this place.

♪♪

Gwen: So my thoughts are we're going

to move everything on to this side

so we're all in one spot, we can spread out as we need to.

If it lets up.

I don't want to try to do it while it's pouring.

I'm gonna start grabbing all that [bleep] from the tree.

Okay, there's a lot.

Why don't you go start getting fire wood,

and I'll start grabbing the stuff under the tree

because I still to get water.

Okay. Alright.

So we have a serious weather front moving in.

It's pretty bad.

We're gonna hit hard, probably.

This is really bad, bad weather.

Jon: We could get some flash flooding. It's been so dry.

That's part of dangers of being in the valley.

And we are sitting on a hill.

So it could come down and get us, you know,

there's no helping at this point.

So that's something we're just gonna

have to take as it comes.

♪♪

♪♪

Man, this wind is crazy.

All the way out there toward the west, northwest,

it's completely overcast.

The worst thing that can happen to me,

it'll put my fire out.

Trying to stay positive,

but tonight might be a complete [bleep] storm.

♪♪

Sarah: Thunder, lightning, high winds, slashing rain,

every aspect of a storm that you don't want all wrapped into one.

Oh, man, it is windy.

I can feel thunder through the ground.

It's gonna be nuts.

I feel like we're up against the clock

to try to beat the storm.

Sarah: Africa doesn't really have plans of letting us leave here

without one last, frankly, a big ol' [bleep] you.

Narrator: Throughout the 40 day banishment challenge,

each team has received an updated xl rating,

or xlr, which tracks their progress

and likelihood of success.

- Naked people! - Naked people.

- Hello. - Holy [bleep].

Narrator: After the team of four allowed bulent

into their hunting grounds...

They welcomed me with open arms

because I'm the schnitzel.

Narrator: ...Missed opportunities led to conflict...

Gwen: I don't see bulent down at the blind.

You were supposed to be there.

We all went down to your blind.

[bleep] you, I'll go hunting whenever the [bleep] I want.

By tomorrow morning, we would like to see you out.

I'm happy to go.

Narrator: ...Sending bulent back into the wild alone,

my will to survive is still there, 110%.

Narrator: Where the bare-handed killer saved his biggest catch

for last. - Oh!

I was the wrong person to banish.

Narrator: As a result, his xl rating rises from 5.8 to 6.4.

The team of four has not secured a big game kill.

[ bleep ]

narrator: But jon's discovery of wild honey

gave them a desperately needed boost.

Jon: That's honey.

Suzanne: Oh, my god, look at that.

It is to die for.

Suzanne: It's our last full day.

So we want to be well rested and well hydrated

just because we expect the journey

to take the last little bit out of us.

Narrator: Their xl rating rises from 5.1 to 5.5.

But now, one day before extraction...

- There's the thunder. - We might be in for

a doozy of a night.

Narrator: All five survivors

brace for a potentially devastating storm.

We have a serious weather front moving in.

Narrator: That threatens to change everything.

Trying to stay positive,

but tonight might be a complete [bleep] storm.

[ thunder crashes ]

[ thunder crashing ]

winds, lightning.

Sarah: Holy crap.

In the middle of the night

while the lightning and thunder crashes overhead.

Getting blasted.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Whew!

[bleep] damn.

That was a long night, eh?

[ bones cracking ]

morning of day 40, not only do we have

the exhaustion of not sleeping all night,

now we have this epic trek in front of us.

So we got our work cut out for us.

I'm gonna put a slit over where my head is gonna go.

So probably like right here maybe.

Since we are shedding some gear before we leave,

we're cutting the duct tape into hats.

And we're gonna use those as a sun cover, as a poncho,

maybe, in case the sun

starts beating down real bad.

Get cracking, girls.

Yeah, just like waiting on your significant other

to get ready 'cause they're primping in the mirror.

We need to get moving. Our bodies are starting

to cool down pretty quick.

Oh, I know.

- We're leaving our home. - Thank goodness.

Suzanne: For good. Our next home,

I don't want so many thorns on the door, okay?

Sarah: I don't think that'll be an issue.

Alright, gandalf, tell us the plan.

- What we got? - This is us,

this is the oasis, and I guess we're

just going straight northeast, following this.

We want to get to that big-ass baobab tree.

Narrator: To reach the extraction point

seven and a half miles to the north,

the team of four faces a perilous trek

through the heart of the valley,

where steep canyons and sharp, slippery rocks provide cover

for venomous puff adders and leopards,

cold and hungry for their next kill.

Gwen: Alright, let's do this.

We are starting our journey.

♪♪

Bulent: It's morning, six, seven hours.

My head is jacked, I'm covered in mud.

I think it's time to get out of here already.

It's been a difficult, daunting challenge,

but I'm at 99 percent and one person left.

So I am collecting all my energy to push it through,

we're gonna run it through and finish it.

Until I cross that line, it's not over.

Narrator: Still six miles from extraction,

bulent will approach the canyons from the southwest,

passing through thorny scrub land

and stretches of tall grass

where africa's most cunning killers. Lay in wait.

It's a long journey. I gotta get done.

Nothing to it.

♪♪

How cold do you think it is?

Gwen: It's probably 60, 60, and with the wind chill,

probably drops it down into 55 or something.

Yeah.

It's cold and we're gonna get wet

and our body temperatures can drop.

So if we don't keep moving, we're now at risk

for hypothermia instead of heat exhaustion.

Yeah, it'd be really nice if the wind would stop.

Just keep moving. The more we do, the warmer we get.

- Yeah. - Well, at least

the shoes are holding up.

Gwen: Yeah, definitely.

I really wish wes could have been

on this extraction hike with us.

We'd survive 21 together,

but his goal was to get out of here on 40.

So he's here with us in spirit.

Keep an eye out for predators that could just be waiting.

Smell that?

Mm-hmm.

Dead animal kill.

Whoa, it's a zebra.

- Yeah. - It de-hoofed him.

Oh, wow, look how it was taken down.

It was clearly taken down by its head and neck.

Whatever it was, the rain's washed away the tracks

a long time ago. - Yeah, I don't see [bleep].

Well, let's not end up like this.

Jon: Yeah.

Yeah.

- I just heard a growl up there. - Yeah.

I heard it.

♪♪

Ow! [bleep].

This is slow and painful.

Aah! Ah!

There's a bunch of thorns everywhere.

I have been walking for a couple of hours now.

The landscape is changing at all times.

Dead grass everywhere.

They are about three, four feet tall at times.

I do not enjoy neither like walking around the grass.

That's the perfect place for the predators to hunt.

You can't really see the snakes.

It hides lions. A lot easier for ambush.

♪♪

Ow!

[ bleep ]

ah!

Huh, do you see this?

God.

Ugh. [ bleep ]

♪♪

Rain changes everything.

Now there's holes of fresh water,

the landscape constantly changing.

It almost looks like grand canyon.

♪♪

♪♪

Suzanne: Boy, it got hot quick.

Got some rough terrain ahead, guys.

Yeah. Watch these canyons

because this is like perfect ambush territory.

- Yeah, leopards for sure. - Yeah.

They are coming out to get warm from that rain,

so, yeah, keep extra eyes out.

We've entered an area where we're in this wash

and it's an obvious ambush site. There's no doubt about it.

You look at it and you're like, "ambush.

Absolutely. All the way."

leopards are gonna be hanging out in the rocks up top

and you can't see them at all.

We also have snakes on the ground.

So not only are you having to look down,

you're having to look up, which is extremely difficult

because you're trying to watch your footing. At the same time,

you're trying to scan back and forth to make sure

that you don't see any kind of movement up on the rocks.

Take your time, like move your sticker on the front.

Just kind of... oh, yeah,

definitely doing that.

I'd like to get back out to the clearing.

That would be nice.

I do not like walking through these leaves,

that's for dang sure.

Skip that rock if you can, jon.

Sarah: Whoa! Snake!

- Holy crap. - Holy crap.

Suzanne: Skip that rock if you can, jon.

Sarah: Whoa! Snake!

- Holy crap. - Holy crap.

Alright.

That looks like a venomous one.

Yeah. Watch that guy.

That thing is coiled up and ready to strike.

[ exhales sharply ] [bleep] damn.

Gwen: That's good enough to get your heart racing a little bit.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Jon: Come across a horned adder

and I step inches away from this venomous snake.

That would have sent me home,

and getting medically tapped out halfway through extraction,

that would have been devastating to me.

- Eyes open for snakes. - Yep.

Watch out for snakes.

♪♪

Ooh.

This is a leopard.

It has that one, two, three.

Punch and nails.

This is big as my hand.

[ bleep ]

it's a big frickin' cat.

Ah!

Ow!

Oh, thorns.

Ugh.

The environment here is so brutal,

I'm tired, I've got nothing left,

my shoulders are getting tired of carrying this pot.

It's quite frankly pissing me off, too.

But the other people,

I'm sure they're on their way to their extraction,

couldn't care less how they're doing, really.

My concern is my own challenge.

So I'm just gonna push it through and get it over with.

Alrighty. Well, I think we got

to go up through that little bridge up there,

so let's cut that way.

Through up here.

I have been walking for six,

seven hours the least, my entire body's tired.

You can see the path of the water under this.

The coloration changes.

I'm gonna take one more sip out of this water

and I'm gonna ditch this kettle.

This could take people out,

can't push people to the limit.

I know my limit,

so I keep telling myself it's not over yet.

Keep pushing it. We're gonna stay alive.

We're gonna finish this challenge.

Jon: This is absolutely the hardest thing I've ever done.

I've done some difficult things in my life,

but nothing even close to this.

Bulent: Oh, my goodness.

Going this way.

Gwen: The vista. You guys want to go up here and take a look?

- Yeah. - Yes, absolutely.

♪♪

Jon: I think that's the baobab on the map.

[ laughs ] wow, guys.

Gwen: Incredible.

Like, when we get to that tree, we're done.

Yes, like we just completed 40 days in this hellhole.

We come over the crest

and I just see this majestic baobab tree.

This relief if I've never felt before, actually.

Oh, my gosh. This is it!

End of an epic journey.

Oh, my gosh.

Found the tree.

Sarah: I feel that mentally, I'm much tougher

than it was 40 days ago,

despite the struggles, despite the highlights.

This really was the epitome of what I was hoping for.

This was absolutely the hardest thing

I've ever done in my life.

Realizing that I am a strong woman,

I can stop asking myself that question now.

I am a strong woman.

Jon: Sarah and I are like brother and sister at this point

just because of how long we've been here together.

But all the girls have become like family

from beginning to end.

I know men are the big talkers out here,

especially in this challenge,

but by the time it came to the end,

it was just me walking out with three women.

And I'm super impressed.

We just lived for 40 days like an ancient tribe.

Gwen: Did it guys.

[ cheering ]

here is the biggest tree.

Sarah: Uh, is that bulent?

Alright, well.

Holy [bleep]

- it is. - Holy [bleep]!

He made it.

Jon: When we see bulent coming up over the ridge,

it's honestly a little awkward because we banished him

and we never really talked to him again.

Bulent: I'm crossing the hill and I see the other group.

I'm glad that they made it, but they're a bunch of bitches.

This is gonna be awesome.

♪♪

- Alright. - Glad you made it,

you hairy son of a bitch.

- [ laughs ] - congratulations, man.

Suzanne: Hey, hey.

Gwen: Things with bulent were definitely stressed.

Even though I have some personal conflict

with his personality,

he still showed that he has the ability to survive out there.

Hat's off to you, man. That's awesome.

I couldn't ask for a better extraction.

Seriously. Feels surreal, don't it?

Oh, yeah, this is a solid way out right here.

Bulent: They banished me or not,

that wasn't the point when I saw them.

I was happy to see them because they finished

their challenge.

Anybody who finishes this challenge deserves respect.

I might not respect the person itself,

but I will always respect what they have earned.

And they earned this xl.

♪♪

♪♪

I am on top of the world today,

finishing with these people that I consider brothers

and sisters now is something that is imprinted on my heart

and will stay there forever.

[ cheering ]

♪♪

Jon: Getting to the end is one of the best feelings

I've ever felt.

I'm not the same person anymore I was

when I came in here, and that's [bleep] crazy.

I'm feeling elated.

I've made it 40 days naked in africa.

Not many people can say that they've done that.

You know, despite the trials and tribulations and the tears,

I'm coming out of this a badass.

40 days.

We not only survived 40 days,

I did it 30 days alone with eight pounds of catfish,

about three pounds of lizard, 25 lizard eggs

and 20 tarpin eggs,

so guess what? Suck it.

Gwen: Physically, this is the hardest thing that I have ever done.

Being here for 40 days just proves I can walk the walk

and talk the talk.

South africa, thank you for the epic adventure.

I will never see you again.

[ laughs ]

[ cheering ]

♪♪

- Whew! - Oh, my gosh. Oh.

Oh ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ho.

- Wow! - Look at the cheese.

Suzanne: Oh, my gosh.

Put this in your mouth right now,

they got this cheese for our mouths.

- What is that? - I have no idea.

But it's so [bleep] good.

Guys. Oh, my gosh.

The salt on these is really good.

Jon: I got to, like, make sure I get a bite

of everything in case I can't finish it all.

That is really good.

[ belches ]

wow.

I'm just about to hit a food coma.

No, I'm in no rush to do anything right now.

I don't know that I'll make it all the way to the shower.

I might, like, get to the bed and just fall asleep

before I get all the way to the shower.

I'm in my hotel room after extraction.

[ laughs ]

I still haven't seen myself fully in the mirror yet.

My first look in the mirror,

I'm one filthy critter.

Holy crap.

Look at that.

Look at that [bleep] body.

It's time for removing the crust.

Oh, look at that.

See that?

Look at that.

There's a lot of dirt.

The first shower.

It's gonna take a while.

See, there's a whole lot of dirt right up through there.

I mean, look at that all caked in my hair right there.

I think we're getting somewhere.

This is absolutely disgusting.

Yeah, look at that.

I know it looks like I'm dirty,

but it's actually this rock star tan I got while I was there.

Haven't seen my face. How do I look?

Still don't have a six pack.

Goatee. Nah.

[ razor buzzes ]

oh, yeah.

Jon: I'm about to get in there, though,

tell you what,

it's my first moment getting into bed.

Actually, I might cry.

I'm showered, my belly is full.

I'm laying on a bed, a very soft bed with pillows.

I have clothing.

And these are things that I will never, ever,

ever take for granted again.

♪♪

From south africa, where it was 130 some odd degrees

to fairbanks, alaska,

it's now 4:00 in the afternoon, it's dark and snowing, finally.

So now you get cold weather. So it's nice.

There he is. Yay, welcome home.

Welcome home, baby.

Here we go, back together again.

[ laughs ]

would you like a coat?

I see my people!

I see them.

Yay!

Yay.

[ meows ] cat's excited to see me.

Right, kitty?

I'm having some hyena nightmares,

but other than that, I'm happy as [bleep] to be home.

I feel [bleep] great.

I'm about to go get archie

and hopefully see his happy face.

Puppy!

Oh, my god, pupos!

I missed you so much! I missed you so much!

[ speaking indistinctly ]

[ archie barking ]

hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!

Mwah!

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