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So,
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the old witch returned
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to the fair seamstress
at her spinning wheel,
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this time, carrying
a steaming cauldron.
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Are you ready
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for your supper,
my pretty?
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I hope you're hungry for
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little-girl soup!
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Great fairy tale, Dad.
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Oh, that's no fairy tale.
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That just went down
last week.
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The witch lived
right over there.
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Dad, can Mr. Potato
do the safety spell?
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Hmm, I don't know.
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Let's see if he
remembers it.
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Greeble, grabble,
snubble, snau,
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baggle, wag, kablevver.
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These magic words
protect you now
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and always will,
forever.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Good night.
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Good night, honey.
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Going out.
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Oh!
Okay, hon.
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Do you need any...coins
or food or anything?
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-No, thanks.
-You know what?
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Let me get you a sweater.
Might get nippy later.
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I'll be fine, Dad.
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Oh!
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Hey!
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What's this?
Oh!
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Haven't seen this
little guy in years!
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Remember me, Al?
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Sick!
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Don't you
love me anymore?
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Dad, that is a legit
health risk.
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You've gotta
burn that thing.
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Okay. Okay.
I will.
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See ya.
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And always will,
forever.
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before
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♪ Though want to know more
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♪ It's always been
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Well, at least you still
need me, little rock sprouts.
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Mornin', Eddie.
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Hey, Lila.
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You doin' okay,
there, buddy?
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I'm good.
It's just parenting stuff.
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Your boy
cats or somethin'?
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No, nothing like that.
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It's just
my daughter.
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She's growin' up
so fast!
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Feels like yesterday
she was this
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sweet little kid
pulling at my sleeves.
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Now look at her.
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She's a fully grown,
independent woman
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with a smoking-hot,
perfect 10 boyfriend.
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Yeah.
That's tough.
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But there's
nothing you can do.
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Kids grow up.
They get their own lives
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and it's not like
you can just
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make'em spend
more time with you.
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So, I'm giving you
more hours.
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What? Why?
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It's the busy season.
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I didn't know there
wasa busy season.
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Oh, yeah!
The cabbage harvest
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just came in, so,
buckle up.
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We're gonna have to start
working nights, weekends,
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and, well,
just in general,
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spending a whole lot
more time together.
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Oh. Wow.
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Uh, okay.
Yeah.
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If that's what we
gotta do, then,
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count me in.
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Oh, bard!
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Play heartbreak mix.
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♪ I'm strong enough
to stand without you ♪
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♪ Strong enough
to dance alone ♪
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♪ I'm strong enough
to be a maiden ♪
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♪ A maiden on my own
-Chauncley. Oh, boy.
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Bard, off!
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You haveto stop moping
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about this peasant girl,
Prince.
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It's getting unhealthy!
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This place is filthy and --
and you smell terrible!
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You don't understand,
Vexler.
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I've never felt
the way I did
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when I was with Al.
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She made me feel
so...free,
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like I could choose
my own destiny.
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Don't worry, Prince.
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You're still
perfectly capable
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of choosing your own
destiny, okay?
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Now, come on. Your dad needs
to tell you something.
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You're getting married.
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What?!
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We're losing the war
with the Valdrogians.
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The only way they'll agree
to a truce
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is if we combine our kingdoms
through royal marriage.
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You shall be the pawn
I use to secure my legacy.
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Wh-What -- What if I
don't want to get married?
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Wedding's tomorrow.
Congratulations.
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Did you know
about this, Jaka?
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And those are
the top 50
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weirdest trees
I've ever seen.
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Cool, Dad.
Thanks for telling me all
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about those again.
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Whoa!
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Archie!
You got it!
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Yeah!
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You guys bought
a wagon? How?!
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It's all those extra hours
we've been doing.
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I've been saving
my share.
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Good for you, kids!
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I remember when I bought
my first wagon.
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It was just
an old two-wheeler
pulled by a cow,
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but, man,
I had some wild times
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bummin' around town
in that thing.
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Yeah.
Well, that's
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not really why
we got this.
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What do you mean,
Alligator?
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Well, Dad, you know how
I'm always telling you
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about my dreams
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to do something bigger
with my life?
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Well, Archie and I
have been talking
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and we've decided
to move to Paris!
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The one in France?!
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Yeah! Look!
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It's got everything.
It's got
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universities and cafés,
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culture, art,
intellectuals.
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Uh, but isn't it
kinda far away?
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Oh, yeah.
It's superfar.
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We never
could've walked,
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but now that we
have this wagon,
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it's finally possible.
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Yeah, Mr. S.
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Youmade this happen.
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I can't thank you
enough, Dad.
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This is all
because of you.
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Oh!
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I can't believe
you're actually moving
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to actual Paris.
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I know!
I never thought
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it'd really happen,
but I'm finally
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getting outta here.
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You gotta come visit me,
all the time, okay?
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Al, it takes 10 months
to get there.
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I mean,
let's be real.
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Once you go,
there's a good chance
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that we'll never see
each other again.
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You could come with us!
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Yeah. We have room
in the wagon!
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We could --
-My career is here, Al.
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And things are going
really well
at the convent.
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We're on track to open
50 new churches
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this quarter
and don't tell anyone,
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but I'm leading creative
on a new crusade
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that we're launching
in the spring.
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Maggie, that's great!
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I know people say that
Christianity's a bubble,
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but, I really feel like
I'm on the ground floor
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of something big here.
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I don't wanna
leave you.
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You're not leaving me.
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You're leaving
Lower Murkford.
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You know you have to.
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There's nothing keepin'
you here anymore.
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You're right.
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There's not.
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So, um,
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Princess...?
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Vicki.
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Princess Vicki.
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Um, have you ever been
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in an arranged
marriage before?
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Yeah.
Actually,
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I've been engaged...
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nine times,
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but all my other
fiancés died,
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of plague.
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Oh, gosh!
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I'm, um --
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Mm. Sorry.
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You don't have plague,
do you?
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Oh, me? No.
No, no, no. I'm clean.
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Are you sure?
Have you been tested?
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Yep, every
six months or so.
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Fine.
It's just, you know,
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I've been burned before
and I'm not
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about that drama
right now.
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Oh, god, no.
I...totally understand.
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-Cool.
-Can't be too careful.
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Right.
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Ohhh, god.
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Looks like my mom is
day drinking again.
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She's already
two skulls deep.
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I guarantee, by the end
of the night,
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she's either gonna
start killing people
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or, worse,
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dancing!
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Oh.
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Yeah. My father kills
people a lot, too.
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-See? You get it.
-Yeah.
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Is that you,
in that portrait?
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Ah, yes.
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Um, it was --
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it was painted
a while ago.
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-Mm.
-I'm not really sure
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why we've still
got it up there.
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Is that a Sumerian
flat-billed mallard?
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Well, I --
Y-Yes, it is!
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I have six of the same
kind back at my castle.
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-No!
-Yeah!
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Let's see.
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There's Flapster,
Quacky,
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Fred, Ginger,
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Honky, and Bill.
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Those are my guys.
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Guys?
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What's goin' on?
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Hello, Alexandra.
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We didn't expect you
home so soon.
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Your brother Michael
and I were just
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in the middle of a little
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intellectual gathering.
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Sometimes, we like
to get together and, uh,
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do smart, intellectual
talking about culture.
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Michael, you were just
about to say to me
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an opinion about art,
weren't you?
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Weren't you?
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Dad, I don't understand
what's happening.
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Would you excuse us
for one moment?
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Mikey, get your
shit together!
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Do you want your sister
to leave forever?!
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Just give her the damn
hors d'oeuvres!
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Uh, t-today,
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we have an assortment
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of local,
fresh rock sprouts.
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Ooh, la, la!
Rock sprouts?!
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Well, I'll bet you can't
get these in Paris.
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Yeah, because they're
a poisonous weed.
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No one
outside of this town
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even considers
rock sprouts food.
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Well, if this isn't food,
why am I eating it?
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I have no idea.
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They give you
a nasty rash
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and turn
your teeth black.
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Small price to pay
for the bitter taste.
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Okay.
This has been fun,
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but, I gotta start
loading up the cart.
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We're leaving
in the morning.
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Agh!
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Al.
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You can't go.
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What? Why?
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Because Paris is Paris
and -- and -- and --
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and you're just a kid!
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No, I'm not.
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Not anymore.
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Well,
I'm still your dad
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00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:23,001
and I forbid you
from going.
265
00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:25,245
Dad, I'm sorry you
feel that way, but,
266
00:10:25,245 --> 00:10:27,316
this is
what I wanna do
267
00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:28,662
and you can't stop me.
268
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,768
Oh? Oh, we'll see
about that.
269
00:10:30,768 --> 00:10:32,804
Try getting to Paris
without your wagon.
270
00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:37,153
Ah!
-Dad! Come on!
271
00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,327
-You're gonna hurt yourself!
272
00:10:38,327 --> 00:10:39,466
Stop!
273
00:10:39,466 --> 00:10:40,812
Ah! Oh!
274
00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:42,572
Oh, my god.
275
00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:46,197
Okay. Here.
-Ow!
276
00:10:46,197 --> 00:10:47,474
Fine!
You hate this place?!
277
00:10:47,474 --> 00:10:48,993
Then...just go!
278
00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:50,132
I don't care!
279
00:10:50,132 --> 00:10:52,134
Get out of here!
280
00:10:52,134 --> 00:10:53,963
Go!
281
00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,366
You know, Vicki,
I must admit,
282
00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:18,539
at first,
I was rather skeptical
283
00:11:18,539 --> 00:11:19,679
about being forced
to marry
284
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,163
for political
purposes, but,
285
00:11:21,163 --> 00:11:23,199
I'm starting to think
it might not be all bad.
286
00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:24,649
Oh, you're sweet!
287
00:11:24,649 --> 00:11:26,582
No. It is fun to think
that, in three hours,
288
00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:28,446
we're gonna be standing
at the altar together.
289
00:11:28,446 --> 00:11:30,034
I know!
And, in four hours,
290
00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:31,380
we'll be eating
our wedding cake.
291
00:11:31,380 --> 00:11:32,864
Yes!
I love cake.
292
00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:34,521
And then, of course,
in 12 hours,
293
00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:35,625
we'll be
in our carriage,
294
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,386
riding back
to Valdrogia.
295
00:11:37,386 --> 00:11:38,974
Yes.
I suppose we will.
296
00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:41,528
And, in a week,
we'll have our coronation.
297
00:11:41,528 --> 00:11:43,841
In a month, you'll
begin waging wars.
298
00:11:43,841 --> 00:11:45,981
In a year, I'll give
birth to our first heir,
299
00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:48,569
and then our second, third,
fourth, fifth, and sixth,
300
00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:50,640
and then,
my womb will explode.
301
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,470
We'll both become
addicted to opium
302
00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:53,574
and you'll be
assassinated
303
00:11:53,574 --> 00:11:55,300
by your most
trusted advisor.
304
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,888
Huh. Yes.
305
00:11:56,888 --> 00:11:58,407
Yeah. I suppose
it will all
306
00:11:58,407 --> 00:12:00,754
just play out
like clockwork.
307
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:04,344
Oh, by the way,
this is for you.
308
00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,586
It's a wedding crown
309
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,416
and the cool thing
about it is
310
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,866
it doubles
as a gravestone,
311
00:12:08,866 --> 00:12:10,488
so, when you die,
you can just pop it
312
00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:12,352
right onto your coffin.
313
00:12:12,352 --> 00:12:13,525
Oh, wow!
314
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,079
Yeah.
Oh, Chauncley.
315
00:12:15,079 --> 00:12:18,703
I feel like us meeting
was destiny.
316
00:12:19,842 --> 00:12:21,257
Turtles!
317
00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:26,953
♪ So, the pretty bird
flies away ♪
318
00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:29,576
♪ And the pig boy
gets to stay ♪
319
00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:31,854
♪ But they'll always
have each other ♪
320
00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:35,409
♪ For the rest
of their days ♪
321
00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:36,859
The end.
322
00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:39,103
Mikey!
323
00:12:39,103 --> 00:12:41,450
That was a beautiful
farewell song.
324
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,797
Thank you.
325
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,695
-I love you so much!
-I love you!
326
00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:46,938
Write me a letter
when you get there.
327
00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:48,526
I wanna know that you made it.
-I will.
328
00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:53,289
Guess Dad's
not coming, huh?
329
00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,119
He really doesn't
want you to go, Al.
330
00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:57,466
I know, but, I can't spend
the rest of my life
331
00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:59,433
doing only
what Dad wants.
332
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,572
Get up there, son.
333
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:01,988
Yes, Dad.
Whatever you want.
334
00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:06,406
Vexler:
Hello, friends and family
from near and far.
335
00:13:06,406 --> 00:13:09,064
Thank you so much for joining us
on this beautiful day.
336
00:13:09,064 --> 00:13:11,549
Now, the bride and groom
have decided
337
00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:13,551
to do something
very special.
338
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,104
Rather than say
traditional vows,
339
00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:16,657
they've decided
to have their vows
340
00:13:16,657 --> 00:13:18,901
written for them
by their parents.
341
00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,493
"We promise,
from this day forward,
342
00:13:24,493 --> 00:13:26,184
to be their obedient tools,
343
00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:29,981
doing anything they ask of us
without question,
344
00:13:29,981 --> 00:13:32,466
never thinking
of our own feelings,
345
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:36,194
and forgetting all previous
love interests forever."
346
00:13:36,194 --> 00:13:38,852
Do you, Princess Vicki,
so swear?
347
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:39,819
I do.
348
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,441
And do you,
Prince Chauncley,
349
00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:42,580
swear the same?
350
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:45,825
Go on, son.
351
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,655
For once in your life,
make me proud.
352
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:53,349
I --
353
00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:54,626
I do.
354
00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:57,284
Not! No!
355
00:13:57,284 --> 00:13:58,976
I don't!
I do not!
356
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:01,012
Oh!
357
00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:03,843
Cragnoor:
You suck!
358
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,982
Well, I'm sorry,
but this -- this --
359
00:14:04,982 --> 00:14:06,638
this is not the life
I want.
360
00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,881
You're a prince!
361
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,158
What kind of life
would you have?!
362
00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:11,229
I don't know!
But, whatever it is,
363
00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:13,404
I have to figure it out
for myself.
364
00:14:13,404 --> 00:14:16,062
I have to make my own destiny,
365
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:18,547
to choose how I live
and who I love.
366
00:14:18,547 --> 00:14:21,136
I'm sorry, Vicki, but it--
it's nothing personal.
367
00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:22,654
I hope you understand.
-Of course.
368
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,553
I-I completely
get it.
369
00:14:24,553 --> 00:14:26,141
I-It's --
It's just, honestly,
370
00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:27,867
I think it's really
mature of you.
371
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,075
You gotta know you
372
00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:30,973
before you commit
to someone else
373
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:33,734
and, even though
this didn't work out,
374
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:35,150
I'd love
to stay friends.
375
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:36,703
Thank you. Yes.
That -- That would be great.
376
00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:37,980
I'd love that.
377
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,257
There's just
one thing, though.
378
00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:41,397
Now that our treaty
has been broken,
379
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:42,709
we do, unfortunately,
380
00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:44,573
have to slaughter
your whole kingdom.
381
00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:45,746
Oh.
382
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,165
Call forth
the blood warriors!
383
00:14:52,098 --> 00:14:53,547
Yahoo!
384
00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:55,170
Oh, great!
385
00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,724
So, first thing we do
when we get to Paris,
386
00:14:57,724 --> 00:14:58,932
boat tour of the Seine.
387
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,416
And then, we hit up
the mausoleums
388
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:02,591
and go dancing.
389
00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:05,076
Yeah.
That all sounds good.
390
00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:06,526
Is everything
all right, babe?
391
00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:09,115
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Totally.
392
00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:10,254
Do we have
any more wine?
393
00:15:10,254 --> 00:15:11,186
Yeah.
394
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:14,603
Ew!
What is that thing?
395
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:16,053
It's my old doll.
396
00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:17,847
It must've gotten mixed in
with my stuff
397
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,297
when I was packing.
398
00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:20,747
It looks diseased.
399
00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:23,750
Yeah. I told my dad
to burn it, but,
400
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,132
I guess he couldn't bear
to get rid of it.
401
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,374
Why not?
402
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,135
When I was little,
403
00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:31,620
he used to
make Mr. Potato say
404
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,311
this stupid magic spell
405
00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:36,314
that was supposed
to keep me safe.
406
00:15:36,314 --> 00:15:38,385
It was just -- It was
a dumb little-kid thing.
407
00:15:41,319 --> 00:15:44,081
Greeble, grabble,
snubble, snau,
408
00:15:44,081 --> 00:15:46,980
baggle, wag, kablevver.
409
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,569
These magic words
protect you now
410
00:15:49,569 --> 00:15:51,502
and always will,
forever.
411
00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:52,537
Cool story, babe.
412
00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:55,402
Ready to burn?
413
00:15:55,402 --> 00:15:56,748
Toss it in.
414
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,346
What's that?
415
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,245
Valdrogian war horns.
416
00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:12,661
I'll see if I can decipher
what they're saying.
417
00:16:12,661 --> 00:16:14,663
Oh. I hope
everything's okay.
418
00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:16,285
I'm sure it'll be fine.
419
00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:18,287
Okay. Uh,
420
00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:19,944
"Begin...
421
00:16:19,944 --> 00:16:22,291
full-scale attack
422
00:16:22,291 --> 00:16:23,775
on Lower Murk...
423
00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:26,951
...ford.
424
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,780
-Oh, my god!
-N-No, no, no!
425
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,023
It -- It -- I mean,
it might be all right.
426
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:32,025
Um, look.
It says here that,
427
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,303
when the Valdrogians
massacre a town,
428
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:36,340
they often keep
one person alive
429
00:16:36,340 --> 00:16:38,169
to tell the tale,
you know,
430
00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:41,103
to serve as a living
horror story.
431
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:44,141
I mean, that might be
your dad, or your brother.
432
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:46,488
Although, not both,
I guess.
433
00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:47,523
We have to go back.
434
00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,042
Wh-- Al, listen.
435
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,630
If we go back,
we'll be killed, too.
436
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,701
Yeah. I have to make sure
my family's safe!
437
00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:55,462
It's suicide.
I'm -- I'm not going.
438
00:16:55,462 --> 00:16:56,498
Well, then I'll go alone.
439
00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:57,878
Please don't do this.
Think about all
440
00:16:57,878 --> 00:16:59,397
you're throwing away.
441
00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:01,951
You weren't meant to die
in Lower Murkford.
442
00:17:01,951 --> 00:17:03,781
You know that.
443
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,093
You've always known it.
444
00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:08,717
Goodbye, Archie.
445
00:17:10,719 --> 00:17:12,790
You'll never get
to Paris without me.
446
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,136
I'll find my own way.
447
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:15,241
You know what?
I knew this would happen.
448
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,690
It's like
the saying goes,
449
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,140
"You can take the girl
out of Lower Murkford,
450
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:19,348
but you can't take
the Lower Murkford
451
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:20,832
out of the girl."
452
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:23,007
-What's that supposed to mean?
-I thought you were different
453
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:24,905
from all those idiots!
back there,
454
00:17:24,905 --> 00:17:26,321
but, I guess
I was wrong about you.
455
00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:28,047
Guess I was wrong
about you, too!
456
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,393
Why does every
chick I date
457
00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:31,878
turn out to be
a psycho?!
458
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:35,951
My mum was right!
459
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:38,264
There can only be one star
in a relationship!
460
00:17:42,578 --> 00:17:44,753
I can't believe I spoke up
against my father
461
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:46,513
and went against
his wishes like that!
462
00:17:46,513 --> 00:17:48,067
I must say,
it was very brave of me.
463
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,069
Yeah. Sure, buddy.
It was super brave.
464
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,208
Excuse me.
465
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,588
Aaaaah!
466
00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:56,075
Aaaaah!
467
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,421
Ahhhh!
468
00:17:57,421 --> 00:17:58,905
And now, for the rest
of her life,
469
00:17:58,905 --> 00:18:01,597
she's gonna think of me
as this crazy nut job.
470
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:04,255
Oh, come on, Dad.
That's not true.
471
00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:07,224
I just wish
I could apologize.
472
00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:08,535
It's too late.
473
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:09,916
I'm never gonna
see her again
474
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:10,917
in my entire life.
475
00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,677
Dad!
476
00:18:12,677 --> 00:18:13,954
Al!
477
00:18:13,954 --> 00:18:16,681
Oh, my god!
478
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:17,924
Oh.
479
00:18:17,924 --> 00:18:19,615
-Al!
-Mikey!
480
00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:22,411
Ah. Sweetheart,
I'm so sorry
481
00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:24,310
I didn't show up
to say goodbye,
482
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:25,897
and then that thing
with the wagon.
483
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,416
I was just so scared
of losing you,
484
00:18:27,416 --> 00:18:28,797
I-I kinda
lost my mind.
485
00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:31,110
It's okay.
I love you, Dad.
486
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,801
I love you, too.
487
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,803
Oh, everything's
all right now.
488
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,255
Hear ye! Hear ye!
489
00:18:38,255 --> 00:18:40,464
I'm the town crier!
490
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:41,948
And this just in:
491
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,294
We're all gonna die.
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