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-Oh, my God.
-Okay.
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One more round
of Knock-Knock-Ditch.
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My turn!
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Hello?
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What the shit?
Hello?
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-Okay, one more.
-One more.
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♪ Do you hear that voice
inside your head ♪
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Who summons The Oracle?♪ Whispering to live
your dreams instead ♪
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This is some bullshit!
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Okay, one more.
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One more.
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♪ Take me over
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♪ Now take me out
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Who goes there?
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It's the Valdrogians.
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Valdrogians?
State your purpose.
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We are here
to wage war.
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♪ Did you see me fall in?
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Aaaaah!
I'm ready to die!
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Kill them all!
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Yikes.
Yeah, we better boogie.Yeah, that's good.
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The women
and children, too!
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Al: Everyone in this town
is so dumb.
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Ooh, watch your head.
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Whoa!
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What is it?Oh, my God.
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This is amazing.
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I can't believe you've
never been up here before.
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From now on,
this is our spot.
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I can't wait
to get out of here.
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Yeah. And onto bigger
and better things.
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Mm-hmm.
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And until then,
we've got each other.
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Yeah.
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You and me.
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before
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♪ Though want to know more
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♪ It's always been
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Man:
It's time to kill a person!
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Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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Dude, you missed
the whole execution.
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Something came up
last-minute at work.
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A statue of the Virgin Mary
started bleeding from her eyes,
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and we had to call in
a regional supervisor,
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and it was a whole thing.
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Okay, well, if they
made you stay late,
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that's not your fault.
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Well, actually,
I sort of volunteered.
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Wait, so are you, like,
into this convent job now?
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No, of course not.
No, it's totally dumb.
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So, what did I miss?
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Okay, so, it was
actually pretty wild.
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So, they accused this guy
of murdering his brother,
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and then at
the very last second,
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the hag ran up and she --
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Dude, are you seriously
on your rosary right now?
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Sorry. I just have to hit this
dumb prayer quota before EOD.
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Actually,
what time is it?
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Quarter past.
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Shit,
I better get back.
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What?!
You just got here.
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I know,
but I promised Trish
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that I'd help her with
her holy relic inventory.
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Trish Trish?
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That crazy nun
who cut out her own tongue?
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She's kind of
grown on me.
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She can be very funny
with her hands.
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Catch you later.
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Later.
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And now it's time
to kill another person.
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Oh! Oh!
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Um, uh, driver,
just stop right here, please.
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Thank you.
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Hi, Al.
Fancy seeing you here.
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Just thought I'd take
a little spin through town.
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Why?
This town sucks ass.
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Oh, God.
I had no idea.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Now you know.
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There's nothing cool here,
and everything sucks!
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Later, Chauncley.
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Yes. Goodbye.
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Hmm.
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Father, I've noticed
that some of the peasants
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seem to be in rather a bad mood
as of late.
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They think there is
nothing "cool" here
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and that
"everything sucks."
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Uh, perhaps there's something
we could do to cheer her up --
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them,cheer them all up.
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It will be a frigid day
in hell
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when I, King Cragnoor
the Heartless,
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help those ignorant,
mud-caked peasants.
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And if they
do not like it,
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I swear by all the gods
and all the demons
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that I will
crush their skulls!
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There is something
about my father.
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I don't know what it is.
It's the way he is with people.
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It's...
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Well,
it's not very nice.
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Where does he even get
all the skulls?
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Oh.
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Skull bag.
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Yeah, he makes me carry this
around everywhere.
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It's really heavy and doesn't
really go with anything.
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I don't want to end up
like my father, Lord Vexler.
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I want to do something that will
help all the peasants,
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from the plowshares
to the ditch diggers
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to the ones who,
I don't know,
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have long brown hair
and a razor-sharp wit.
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I've had an idea.
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Yes!
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This will improve their lives
immeasurably.
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You're gonna grant them
human rights?
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No. Even better.
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Prince Chauncley's
throwing a music festival!
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We gotta go.
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I can't.
I have a board meeting.
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It's where we hit ourselves
in the head with a wooden board.
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Oh, come on.
You've been working nonstop.
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Let's just have some fun
for once.
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Whatever happened
to fun Maggie?
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I'm still fun Maggie.
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I should go.
I'm in the middle of my shift.
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Wait.
Guess who's headlining.
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Percival Forthwind.
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Percival Forthwind!
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No way!
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Sorry, Trish.
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Percival never plays
small towns like this.
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This could be our only chance
to see him.
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Please.
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I guess I could take
a personal day.
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Yes! Let's go!
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Maggie.
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Maggie: Coming.
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Check, check,
one, two, one, two.
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Jerry: Sage?
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Sage?
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Anybody carrying?
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Oh! Al!
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Good to see you.
So glad you could attend.
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Oh, yeah, man.
This festival rules.
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And it's so cool
that you got Percival here.Yeah!
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Do you think he'll play
"Hoo Hoo Hoo"?
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It's my all-time favorite.
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Uh, well, I mean,
then I will make certain
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he includes it
in his repertoire.
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Cool! Thanks!
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Alright, enjoy.
Bye.
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Percival:
Ah, God damn it.
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Come on.
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Mr. Forthwind!
Welcome!
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We are so excited
that you're here.
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Wow. Look at you.
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Totally buying it, huh?
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Uh, what am I buying?
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All of this.
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The illusion.
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What's happening?
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Hi. I'm Kirsten,
Percival's manager.
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He is so excited
to be here.
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Unfortunately, we do have
one teensy, tiny problem.
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Oh, no!
Uh, Lord Vexler,
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did we remember everything
in Mr. Forthwind's rider?
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Yes.
10 jugs of top-shelf mead,
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five pounds of robin's eggs
with the brown ones taken out,
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and a personal
toilet man.
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Eddie Shitshoveler,
at your service.
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So, what's the problem?
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See, the thing is,
Percival's an artist,
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and he just doesn't feel
very inspired right now.
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Oh, no.
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Well, what can we do
to inspire him?
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Well, I think your best bet
is to pay him double.
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But we already agreed
on a fee.
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No, no, no.
It's -- It's fine.
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That makes total sense.
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We will go and get the money
and return post haste.
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Hold on.
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Chauncley, we're already
paying him a fortune.
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Yes, but it'll all be worth it
when he plays "Hoo Hoo Hoo."
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Besides, we should
be respectful.
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The man
is a great artist.
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I'm not sure about
this opening act.
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Mm.
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Shit!
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I'm really glad
we're doing this together.
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Me too.
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Thanks for inviting me.
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But I hope Percival
comes on soon.
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Oh, yeah.
Me too.
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Both:
Per-ci-val! Per-ci-val!
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Per-ci-val!
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Per--
Trish!
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Huh?
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Trish, over here.You invited her?
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Well, I told her
that I was coming,
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and she wanted
to tag along.
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Well, sh-- she doesn't
have a tongue.
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She can't even
sing along.
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Al, she has fingers.
She can snap.
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Hey!
I'm so glad
you could make it!
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I don't get it.
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Oh, sorry,
that's a work joke.
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Um, Trish had to bless
the catacombs this morning,
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and it's...
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Never mind.
It's too hard to explain.
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Stop!
I'm gonna pee!
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Trish!
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See, mass media, they just treat
art as it's commerce, you know?
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They split it up so that
it kind of becomes --
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It's product.
It's this -- this.
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This is art,
and it's just an object.
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So, you just can't,
Toilet Man.
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You can't.
It doesn't exist.
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Okay.
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Here you are.
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Feels like
it's all here.
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Alright.
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I gotta do
my little monkey dance.
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Well, we're all very excited,
especially for "Hoo Hoo Hoo."
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What the
did you just say to me?!Wh--
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So, I think maybe there's
been a miscommunication,
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but Percival will not
be performing
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any of his old material
tonight.
What?!
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Yeah, he's just gonna
be doing his new stuff.
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Ah.So we doubled his pay,
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and he's not gonna play
the one song everyone knows?
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Alright, keep it down.
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Your dad would have this guy
decapitated.
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Yes, well,
I'm not my dad, am I?
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And I say there is no need
for confrontation.
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If we are just nice to
him and we do literally
everything he says,
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then he'll play
"Hoo Hoo Hoo."
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I'm into sort of amelodic stuff
lately, you know?
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Just devoid of melody.
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Wow! Trish, that is a spot-on
Mother Superior impression.
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Yes!
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Mother Superior
sounds like a huge bitch!
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They should
call her Mother Bitch!
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That was an impression
of Mother Superior
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giving alms
to the poor.
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We were honoring her.
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Oh, I didn't realize.
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Sorry.
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Thank you,
Lower Murkford! Yes!
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And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.
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Finally.
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Percival Forthwind!
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Percival: Alright.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah!
Alright!
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What -- Oh, no!
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Got a little song here, and this
is called "Bow to Your God."
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♪ Bow to your god
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♪ His name is money
257
00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:47,499
Whoa.Oh, he, uh, has to do
the new stuff first, right?
258
00:11:47,534 --> 00:11:48,708
Just get that
out of the way,
259
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,606
and then he'll get to
the old stuff.
260
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,194
I think he's drunk.
261
00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:54,921
Experiments...
with sound.
262
00:11:55,956 --> 00:11:58,096
Experiments.
263
00:11:58,131 --> 00:11:59,891
With sound.
264
00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:04,447
Ugh! Trish is doing work
at a concert.
265
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:07,381
That's so annoying, right?
266
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,831
Maggie?
267
00:12:10,799 --> 00:12:12,110
Maggie!
268
00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:13,491
You've got to
be kidding me!
269
00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,182
We're just trying
to hit our quota.
270
00:12:15,217 --> 00:12:16,632
The whole point
of coming here
271
00:12:16,666 --> 00:12:18,530
was to forget about work
and have fun together.
272
00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:20,360
Well, it's not like
I'm missing anything.
273
00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:22,776
This sucks.Percival: ♪ Beep, beep, boop,
beep, beep, boop ♪
274
00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:24,191
♪ Beep, beep, boop,
beep, beep, boop ♪
275
00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:25,848
♪ Beep, beep, boop,
beep, beep, boop ♪
276
00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:28,402
Yeah, well, it's better
than hanging out with Trish.
277
00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:29,818
Okay,
Trish is my friend.
278
00:12:29,852 --> 00:12:31,992
Trish is the kind of person
we used to laugh at.
279
00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:34,339
She's just like everyone else
in this dumb town.
280
00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:37,342
All she cares about
is her stupid job.
281
00:12:37,377 --> 00:12:40,173
Well, what if
I care about it, too?
282
00:12:40,207 --> 00:12:41,553
Well, that'd be crazy
283
00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:44,349
because your job
is pointless and boring.
284
00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:45,799
And if you're into it,
285
00:12:45,834 --> 00:12:47,732
that makes me sad
to think about your future.
286
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,942
Or maybe you're sad
because I havea future.
287
00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:53,980
I'm proud
of what I'm doing,
288
00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:57,431
and if you were a real friend,
then you would be, too.
289
00:12:58,605 --> 00:12:59,813
Maggie:
Come on, Trish.
290
00:12:59,848 --> 00:13:01,228
Percival: I'm not getting
anything up here.
291
00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:02,402
I don't hear anything.
292
00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,611
Crew?
Is there a crew?
293
00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:22,180
Maggie. Wait.
294
00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:23,803
I have to
get back to work.
295
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,597
You were right.
296
00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:27,358
I'm jealous, okay?
297
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:30,119
You have new friends
and a career,
298
00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:32,466
and you're doing
really well.
299
00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:35,228
And I should be happy for you,
but I'm not.
300
00:13:35,262 --> 00:13:37,955
And it's
really shitty of me.
301
00:13:37,989 --> 00:13:40,820
So I'm -- I'm really sorry,
Maggie.
302
00:13:42,338 --> 00:13:46,135
Anyway, I'll let you
get back to it.
303
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:49,000
I guess I could stay
a little longer.
304
00:13:51,106 --> 00:13:52,659
One more song?
305
00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:54,592
One more.
306
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:58,147
Hey, Trish, uh,
we're going back for a sec.
307
00:13:58,182 --> 00:13:59,666
You wanna come?
308
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:05,085
Percival:
And one and two, two, two.
309
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,569
Where is the crew?
310
00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:09,676
Well, this sucked for you,
and it sucked for me.
311
00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,229
This is bullshit. Bye.
312
00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:14,543
What the hell?He's leaving already?
313
00:14:19,168 --> 00:14:21,515
Uh, Mr. Forthwind,
this is my son, Mikey.
314
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:24,139
He's a big fan.
Could he get an autograph?
315
00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:26,106
Hi!
316
00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:28,212
Here you go.
You met me.
Oh.
317
00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:32,147
Thank you so...
318
00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:35,771
What does it say, Dad?
Does it say my name?
319
00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:37,911
I don't think so, son.
320
00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:39,188
I don't think so.
321
00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:46,161
Mr. Forthwind,
please play your song.
322
00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:48,370
It -- It would make the peasants
so happy.
323
00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:50,303
Aw.
324
00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:52,270
The sheep didn't
get to hear the song
325
00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:54,100
they heard
in the mead commercial.
326
00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:55,722
What are they gonna do?
327
00:14:56,826 --> 00:14:57,931
Stupid idiots.
328
00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:02,763
You son of a bitch!
329
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:10,185
Those peasants are good,
hardworking people
330
00:15:10,219 --> 00:15:13,050
who spend all day toiling
at their various jobs,
331
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,672
doing I'm not
exactly sure what.
332
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,881
Some of them are even
quite spectacular,
333
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,573
with sparkling brown eyes
and an indomitable spirit
334
00:15:19,608 --> 00:15:21,230
that soars like the wings
of an eagle.
335
00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:24,233
But you, you are just
a washed-up has-been
336
00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:26,926
who should feel lucky
to play for people like this!
337
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,514
You're a nostalgia booking,
by the way.
338
00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:33,346
Now, I want you to run,
not walk, onto that stage
339
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,761
and play your damn song!
340
00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:39,524
And if you don't, I swear
by every god and every demon
341
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:43,632
that I will
crush your skull!
342
00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:46,773
Ohh.
343
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:55,609
Hello, beautiful people!
344
00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,094
Huh?
345
00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:58,750
You look great!
346
00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:03,341
I am, uh, so happy to be here
today in Lower Murkford.
347
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,379
Uh, hey, go, Battle Axes!
348
00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,867
I mean it!
349
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:15,388
And, uh, I'm gonna need the
crowd's help for this next one.
350
00:16:15,422 --> 00:16:17,183
So, if you know the words,
351
00:16:17,217 --> 00:16:19,530
please sing along
and sing loud!
352
00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:26,295
Two, three, four!
353
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,481
♪ A little lad
fell in the stream ♪
354
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:44,796
♪ A maiden fair
heard his scream ♪
355
00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:48,662
♪ "Who is there
to save my soul?" ♪
356
00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:50,457
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
357
00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:56,084
All:
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
358
00:16:56,877 --> 00:17:01,503
Wow, Prince Chauncley, you did
some real damage to this guy.
359
00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:03,229
Yeah, I'm sorry
it came to that.
360
00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:06,577
In some ways, I guess I amjust
as ill-tempered as my father.
361
00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:09,787
No, King Cragnoor gets angry
atthe peasants.
362
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,961
You got angry forthem.
363
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:14,861
He would never
put on a free concert.
364
00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:16,656
What even possessed you
to do all this?
365
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:19,245
Oh.
Nothing in particular.
366
00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:21,523
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
367
00:17:23,387 --> 00:17:25,561
Um...yeah.
368
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:32,327
♪ A handsome dove
369
00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:36,296
♪ His wings are clipped
370
00:17:38,298 --> 00:17:41,198
♪ Who will save him?
371
00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:43,993
All:
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
372
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,274
♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
373
00:18:09,916 --> 00:18:11,159
Thanks for
bringing lunch.
374
00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:13,057
Oh, it was nothing.
375
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,198
I know Sundays
are crazy.
376
00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:17,820
What's up
with that new badge?
377
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,753
Oh, it's no big deal.
378
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:21,203
I got promoted.
379
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:23,550
Maggie!
What's your new title?
380
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:25,311
Marketing executive.
381
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:26,691
That's where you go
to the market
382
00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:27,899
and you beat yourself
with a rock.
383
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,004
It's a big step up.
384
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:32,387
Wow!
Okay, we gotta celebrate.
385
00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:33,388
Where's Trish?
386
00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:36,045
You are not
gonna believe this.
387
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,702
She went on tour
with Percival.
388
00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:40,740
Her no-tongue thing really works
with his new sound.
389
00:18:40,774 --> 00:18:43,122
Okay!
Way to go, Trish!
390
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,572
Guess we're all
living our dreams.
391
00:18:45,607 --> 00:18:47,574
Trish is dating
a rock star.
392
00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:48,955
You're a career woman.
393
00:18:48,989 --> 00:18:52,717
And...I'm...
figuring it out.
394
00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,754
Cheers.
Cheers.
395
00:18:57,791 --> 00:19:01,105
Mm. That's your cue.
396
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,557
Oh, Maggie.
Wait.
397
00:19:04,591 --> 00:19:05,799
Thanks.
398
00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:12,081
♪ I'm not like the other girls
399
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:14,532
♪ Don't get me started
400
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:18,881
♪ But I'm try-y-y-y-in'
401
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:23,955
♪ I'm not ly-y-y-y-in'
402
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:27,062
♪ When you're in my head
403
00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:28,960
♪ Well, I wish
it was someone else ♪
404
00:19:28,995 --> 00:19:31,135
♪ Wish I could let my brain
405
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,999
♪ Decide to stop the pain
406
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:35,657
♪ I keep heart-shaped glasses
close to me ♪
407
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:36,658
♪ For when it rains
408
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:38,625
♪ Life in pink
409
00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:48,428
♪ Life in pink
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