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♪ Working hard every day
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♪ But life stays the same
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♪ Can't bring a man down
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♪ But a feeling drives me on
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♪ Keeps my world turned 'round
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♪ I won't be satisfied
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♪ There's a hurricane
I was born to ride ♪
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♪ It's taking me
straight to the top ♪
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♪ I want to run
where the eagles fly ♪
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♪ Never gonna stop till I find
my place in the sky ♪
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♪ Taking it
straight to the top ♪
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♪ When you're reaching
for the glory ♪
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So, I took a look at your taxes,
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and there's actually
this one cute little loophole
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where you can write off
all your banquets
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as long as you claim
the peasants as dependents.
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-Oh, wow.
-No one will ever know.
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And that's just allowed?
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Eh, they never check.
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- me.
-Mm-hmm.
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♪ Straight to the top
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♪ I want to run
where the eagles fly ♪
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♪ Never gonna stop till I find
my place in the sky ♪
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Man: Revolution!
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♪ When you're reaching
for the glory ♪
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♪ You will never die
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before,
though want to know more ♪
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♪ It's always been
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Cragnoor: News from our enemies,
Lord Vexler.
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I have just received word
from the Valdrogians
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that they
wish to sue for peace.
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Congratulations,
Your Grace.
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It was not my victory
alone.
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I must send a royal emissary
to discuss
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the terms
of their surrender.
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I am choosing you
to represent our kingdom.
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I'm honored.
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An honor you have earned
many times over.
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There is but one catch.
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My Liege, I swore to serve you
no matter the cost.
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I am willing to lay down
my life.
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You've got to take him.
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♪ Do the Chauncley!
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♪ Do-do-do-do the Chauncley!
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♪ Do-do-do-do the Chauncley!
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Any legal treaty requires
a royal witness, so...
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I know.
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It sucks.
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Oh, it'll be nice to get out
of Lower Murkford for a bit.
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You and me, Vexler,
road dogs.
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Do you really need
to pack all this stuff?
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Oh, I always over-pack.
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I figure, first things first,
we just go to the room,
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relax for a bit,
maybe go to the beach,
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but I don't want us
to have to follow a schedule.
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We're on vacation.
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No, this is not
a vacation.
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It's a high-stakes
diplomatic mission.
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Yes. One second --
just setting up the music.
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Bard, play "Party Mix."
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♪ Party, party, party
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♪ Everybody's at the party
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♪ We're all at the party,
party, party ♪
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Skip.
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♪ A bear has a long, long tail
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♪ He lives in a -- Skip.
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♪ Party, party, party, ev--
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Stop.
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Prince, when we meet
Prince Ya-Shayn,
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you need to say
a traditional greeting.
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Repeat after me.
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Hush may-nah. Hush mah-nu.
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I mean, I think
he'll probably speak English.
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No, you can't just assume
that everyone speaks English.
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Important people do,
though.
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First of all, yikes.
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Secondly,
I have no record of them
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speaking anything other
than ancient Valdrogian.
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If you want to survive, you need
to keep your mouth shut.
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-You are the expert.
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Bard: ♪ Party, party, party
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♪ Everybody's at the party
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Stop.
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Remind me again why we're
taking the morning off.
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I'll give you two hints.
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It's awesome,
and you're gonna love it.
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What's ShitCon?
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Only the biggest event in the
entire shit-shoveling industry.
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We're talking info booths
and demos and networking.
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-Cool.
-Eddie!
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Gary, you son of a bitch,
get over here.
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Rebecca, what are you
doing here?
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-I thought you died.
-No.
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-How do you all know each other?
-Are you kidding?
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Your dad is the best
damn shoveler in town.
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Oh, come on.
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Yeah, when termites ate my cart,
he helped me build a new one.
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Wow.
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Last winter,
when my knee exploded,
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he covered my roof for me.
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Yeah, and he's not just
good with a shovel.
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Your dad is the most fair,
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the most honest man
in this business.
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Dad, I had no idea
you were so awesome.
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I do my best.
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-What's that?
-I don't know.
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Ingenuity.
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The future.
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Disruption.
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Move fast.
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Break things.
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Break the chains.
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Today, I present to you a simple
yet revolutionary innovation
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that will make the act of
shoveling completely obsolete.
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-What the hell is this?
-You're missing it.
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Introducing the hole.
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It's a hole in the ground
that you shit in,
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so you just put
the shit in the hole,
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and then you don't
have to shovel anything.
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Right?
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So cool.
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I can't believe no one's
thought of that before.
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It's really gonna
change things, huh?
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Vexler:
Remember, follow my lead,
and don't say anything.
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Hey, brah,
I'm sorry to interrupt.
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Um, do I know you
from somewhere?
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Uh...
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Um, I don't --
I don't think so.
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Ah, this is killing me.
Um...
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Uh, do y-- uh, no.
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Do you ever go to
Falcon Island?
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Yes, my father has
a stronghold there.
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We summer there every year.
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I've 100 percent
seen you around.
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Wait, were you at Princess
Alison's barbecue last year?
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Oh, my God.
Yeah. Oh.
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Oh, me and Alison
go all the way back.
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Me, too. We met at baby ski camp
in the Forbidden Mountains.
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My uncle owns
those mountains.
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He's the one that made them
forbidden.
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This -- This is wild.
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This is crazy.
So dope.
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Aww!
Yeah, man.
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Delightful.
Hell yeah.
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Come on in.
Man, let's kick it.
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Chauncley: Yes.
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So, this is the crib.Wow.
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How was the trip, man?
Did you travel private?
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Oh, yeah.
That's what's up.
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Okay. So, wait, back up.
Your cousin knows my cousin?
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No, no, no, my cousin knows
Princess Alison...
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-Who's friends with my cousin.
-Yes, exactly.
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-Holy shit!
-This is crazy.
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Oh, my God.Lord Vexler, isn't this crazy?
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Uh-huh, yeah, it's crazy.
What a coincidence.
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Should we return our focus
on the treaty?
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Dude, what is up
with your butler?
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N-No, I'm --
I'm not a butler.
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I'm a lord,
the minister of the realm.
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Okay, dude.
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Yo, Chauncley,
do you drink blood?
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'Cause my dad's got this, like,
sick-ass blood cellar.
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Yeah, I got nothing.
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Uh, could we get a bottle
of that '93, please?
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Thank you.
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It's dumb, huh?
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I mean, why would you shit
in a hole
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when you could just go
on the floor of your house
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and pay someone to remove it
after a couple of days?
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I don't know, Dad.
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Holes seem like a pretty
drastic improvement
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over the current system.
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Oh, plenty of bells
and whistles, if you ask me.
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It'll never catch on.
Trust me.
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Gladys, Eddie here.
Morning pickup.
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Hello, Eddie.
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No need. I've just got one of
those new holes installed.
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It's easier, cheaper, and better
for the environment --
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a total game-changer.
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Bard: ♪ Party, party, party
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♪ Everybody's at the party
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Ya-Shayn: Yo, I love this song!
Turn it up!
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Bard:
♪ Party, party, party
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♪ Doing things inside
the party ♪
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♪ Now they're scooting
at the party ♪
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♪ We are bouncing everybody up
and down at the party ♪
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Frank, come on.
Even you?
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I'm sorry, Eddie.
I'm sure you understand.
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The hole is a great money-saver,
and the kids love it.
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It's -- It's fun for them.
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I understand.
Your mind's made up.
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Just do me a favor
and kiss me on the mouth.
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What? Why?
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Because that's the way
I like being kissed
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when I'm getting
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Whoa! Okay, Dad,
you've got to calm down.
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If the business is
changing,
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that just means we have
to figure out how to adapt.
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No way!
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I'm not gonna let this
newfangled technology
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replace me.
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If they're gonna fight dirty,
so am I.
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Ya-Shayn: Hold on, brah.
I'll be right back.
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Frank? Gladys?
What are you doing here?
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We need your dad.
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Hey, what's up?
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Trouble in paradise?
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You were right.
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Eddie, those holes
didn't work out.
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Oh, no.
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Really?
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What happened?
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We all came home from work
to find snakes living in them.
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They bite -- so sharp --
and they're laying eggs.
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Please, come back.
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Well, you're lucky
I'm generous.
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-I'll be back.
-Oh.
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I'm not sure when.
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My schedule is just crazy,
you know,
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people shitting
left and right,
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but I'll see what
we can work out.
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You see, Al?
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Now, aren't you glad
we didn't do anything rash,
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like change our business?
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Dad, did you put those snakes
in those people's holes?
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Eh, I may've had a little
something to do with it.
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You tricked people, Dad!
That's not right!
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What was I supposed to do?
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They're the ones
who started playing dirty.
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No! No, youdid.
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I thought you were
the most fair,
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honest man
in the business.
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Guess I was wrong.
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Ally, sweetheart.
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Oh.
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♪ Two steps back
a little jauntily ♪
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♪ And that is how
you do the Chauncley ♪
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Hey, hey!
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Oh, my, you're too kind.
You're too kind.
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Say, it's getting
a little late.
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Just to get it out of the way,
what do you say we,
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uh, sign this treaty?
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All right.
Yeah, sounds good, bro.
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Hey, but first...
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Thank you.
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...let's finish this.
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Yes, cheers.
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Vexler: Aah!
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Oh, what the hell, man?!
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-Vexler, what was that?
-This is poison.
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00:12:25,434 --> 00:12:26,849
They're trying to
poison you.
253
00:12:26,884 --> 00:12:28,195
No, it's not.
254
00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:31,578
Then why does it say
"danger" on the side?
255
00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:33,994
That's "dan-gur."
256
00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:37,377
It's a brand of high-end
rhino blood.
257
00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:40,863
Mmm! Notes of copper
and some very playful tannins.
258
00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:42,071
Yes.
259
00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:43,590
I -- I overheard you
in the kitchen.
260
00:12:43,624 --> 00:12:46,455
You said the last person they
had at a blood tasting died.
261
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:50,735
Yeah,
our buddy Brandt died.
262
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,358
He got really drunk on blood,
and he climbed up on the roof
263
00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:55,498
to do a backflip into the pool,
but at the last second,
264
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:58,536
it turned out
that there was no pool.
265
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,194
I'll never forget
his last words --
266
00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:03,092
"Shit, bro.
267
00:13:03,127 --> 00:13:05,439
No pool."
268
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,166
I miss Brandt.
269
00:13:08,201 --> 00:13:09,858
We all do, Brian.
270
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:17,003
Well, this party
has officially been fouled.
271
00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:18,590
It's time for us to go.
-No, no, no.
272
00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,351
Uh, w-w-we have to
sign the treaty.
273
00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:24,113
Nah, bro, that's done.
Your butler really shit the bed.
274
00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:26,460
Sorry, war's back on.
275
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:36,056
♪ Party, party, party
276
00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:38,265
♪ Everybody's at the party
277
00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:44,858
How could I have made
such a big mistake?
278
00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:47,033
Your father is
going to be furious.
279
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,586
Maybe it'll be fine.
280
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,415
In my experience,
when you make a mistake,
281
00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:53,073
things have a way of
just working themselves out.
282
00:13:53,108 --> 00:13:54,626
For you.
283
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,318
You can screw up
a million times,
284
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:59,252
and there's never
any consequences,
285
00:13:59,286 --> 00:14:02,324
but I'm gonna
lose everything.
286
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:05,120
Honestly,
it's what I deserve.
287
00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:08,261
No, no. It wa--
It was an honest mistake.
288
00:14:08,295 --> 00:14:10,815
I was completely lost
back there.
289
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:14,923
I've been trying to make it
in the castle,
290
00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:16,925
but who are we kidding?
291
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:20,135
I'm a peasant.
292
00:14:20,169 --> 00:14:21,861
I always will be.
293
00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:26,935
Got a sec?
294
00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:29,523
I'm reading.
295
00:14:29,558 --> 00:14:31,111
You were right.
296
00:14:31,146 --> 00:14:33,631
I shouldn't have snaked up
those holes.
297
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:39,016
It's just, seeing all that
change, it made me...
298
00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:41,950
Angry.
299
00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:43,710
...scared.
300
00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:53,306
Shoveling is all I know,
and it's the only way
301
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,791
I know how to take care
of you and your brother.
302
00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:58,967
If it goes away, I...
303
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,485
I don't know what I'll do.
304
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:04,282
Maybe I can teach you
how the holes work.
305
00:15:04,317 --> 00:15:06,319
Easier said than done.
306
00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:09,287
I mean, you're young.
You pick up things no sweat.
307
00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:12,049
It's a lot harder
at my age.
308
00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,016
I've been doing this
a long time.
309
00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:17,192
I mean,
I'm 31 years old.
310
00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:22,852
Don't worry, Dad.
We got this.
311
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:06,896
"War commences.
312
00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:10,383
We return our peace
with fury and death.
313
00:16:10,417 --> 00:16:14,559
In Brandt's name,
we recommence the battle."
314
00:16:14,594 --> 00:16:16,630
What the hell happened?
315
00:16:16,665 --> 00:16:18,943
And who the
is Brandt?!
316
00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:25,053
Um, Your Highness, uh...
317
00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:28,056
this isn't,
uh, easy to admit,
318
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:29,816
but the --
the truth is that I --
319
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:31,749
I screwed it up.
320
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:36,133
I blew it, the -- the --
the treaty...thing.
321
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,411
The treaty was prearranged.
322
00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:41,103
How could you possibly
have blown it?
323
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:43,416
Right. How?
324
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:49,215
Well, what happened is that I --
I -- I grabbed the treaty,
325
00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:52,425
and I pulled down
my trousers, and I --
326
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:56,877
I rubbed --
I rubbed my butt on it.
327
00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:02,400
And why would you do that?
328
00:17:02,435 --> 00:17:04,816
I'm very dumb
and stupid.
329
00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:07,785
Okay. Let's backtrack
a little, shall we?
330
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:08,958
Yeah, sure.
331
00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:11,651
You're at
the negotiation table.Mm-hmm.
332
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:16,173
You took out your butt,
and...
333
00:17:16,207 --> 00:17:19,969
you physically rubbed it
on the treaty.
334
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:21,178
Yeah.
335
00:17:21,212 --> 00:17:24,008
Out of nowhere,
with no provocation?
336
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,114
No, just did it.
337
00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,805
That's what happened.
338
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:31,153
This is a new low.
339
00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:34,122
I mean...
340
00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:37,539
...you suck.
-Mm.
341
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:39,679
I will say, it would've been
a lot worse
342
00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:41,957
were it not for
Lord Vexler.
343
00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:44,132
Undoubtedly.
344
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,512
Vexler, come with me.
345
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:47,790
I'm gonna need your help
to sort this mess out.
346
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,206
Ah, yes, Your Grace.
347
00:17:57,524 --> 00:17:59,733
Oh, hi, Eddie.
I guess you're here to shovel.
348
00:17:59,768 --> 00:18:02,840
Actually, I'm here to remove
the snakes from your hole.
349
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:03,737
Huh?
350
00:18:03,772 --> 00:18:07,396
Look, we're expanding
the business.
351
00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:10,503
That's great!
How much?
352
00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:12,160
This one's on me.
353
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,164
Your dad's a good man.
354
00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:18,097
Yeah, I'm pretty proud
of him.
355
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,374
Eddie: Here, snakey.
356
00:18:19,408 --> 00:18:22,170
Ow! There's a man-sized snake
in here!
357
00:18:22,204 --> 00:18:23,861
Got my whole face!
358
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,761
Gonna dump out the last
of the snakes.
359
00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:29,108
Thanks, kiddo.
360
00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,147
Aah! Oh! Aah!
361
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:36,943
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry!
362
00:18:36,977 --> 00:18:38,117
Ugh!
363
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,947
Prince Chauncley?
364
00:18:40,981 --> 00:18:43,087
Are you okay?Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
365
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,433
What are you doing
down here?
366
00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:46,504
Oh, just steering clear
of the castle for a bit.
367
00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:48,506
My dad is
kind of mad at me.
368
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:49,921
How mad?
369
00:18:49,956 --> 00:18:51,682
Well, he told all the servants
to keep me from his sight
370
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:53,442
and rid the rooms
of "my scent."
371
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:55,927
Yikes. Sounds like you're
having some rough luck.
372
00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:58,240
Yeah, but, you know,
as a prince,
373
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,173
I've had nothing
but good luck since birth,
374
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,071
so I'm probably
due for a bit.
375
00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:05,799
Eddie: Al, everything okay
over there?
376
00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,146
Coming!
377
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,113
I should go, but it was nice
running into you.
378
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,287
Oh, and you, as well.
379
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:12,116
Oh! Aah! One more.
380
00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:14,981
Right.
381
00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:29,444
Bard:
♪ Party, party, party
382
00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:33,448
♪ Everybody's at the party
383
00:19:33,482 --> 00:19:39,281
♪ We're all at the
party, party, party ♪
384
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,153
♪ What's it gotta do with you?
385
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,983
♪ What's it gotta do with me?
386
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:54,400
♪ How can I lose control
387
00:19:54,434 --> 00:19:56,816
♪ When you're driving
from the back seat? ♪
388
00:19:59,888 --> 00:20:03,029
♪ When you're driving
from the back seat ♪
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