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♪♪
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Check it out, people.
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The lair of Wraith,
notorious bounty hunter.
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I am Groot.
[Rocket]
Got that right, bud.
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I heard he's got some of
the best boom in the galaxy
stashed here.
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And since he just got arrested,
it's only a matter of time
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before the wrong folks
loot his hideout.
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Ah, as we
are looting it now.
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Eh, but we're
the right folks, Drax.
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Any weapons we find
go straight to Nova Corps
for safekeeping.
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Eh, minus 15 percent
for expenses.
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It doesn't bother you
we haven't encountered
any defenses
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in the lair of a villain
who's all about weapons?
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Specifically shape-shifting
weapons.
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Seriously, Rocket?
I mean, did you lead us
to the lair
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of Wraith the Bounty Hunter,
or Wraith the Accountant?
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I don't know.
He's supposed to be
some type of super-assassin.
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I guess he likes his digs
less super.
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There were weapons.
We're too late.
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The nerve of some people,
clearing out the place
before we could!
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Now, in my experience,
people never leave
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the good stuff in plain view.
[clicks]
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Ha-ha!
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Wait. This isn't--
It can't be.
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Tactigon.
What's a Tactigon?
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Oh, it's just one of
the most powerful weapons
in the galaxy.
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My personal
Pinnacle of Boom!
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It automatically identifies
the weakness of the enemy
of whoever wields it,
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then transforms into the weapon
that'll destroy that enemy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No way your sausage fingers
can evade those lasers.
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Drax the Destroyer
does not evade lasers.
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Lasers evade
Drax the Destroyer.
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I am Groot!
[alarm blaring]
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[beeping]
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[all beeping]
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Definitely not
Wraith the Accountant.
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[Rocket]
Aw, krutack.
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[alarm blaring]
[weapons firing]
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Use the Tactigon!
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It's a blaster.
Just point it
and shoot something!
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[grunts]
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[ascending whirring]
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Eat Tactigon!
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[alarm continues blaring]
[yells]
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[grunting]
Okay, I don't think it works.
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Figure it out later.
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[all grunt]
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I'll make a door.
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Groot, open it.
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I am Groot!
[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
[yells]
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[both grunting]
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[Quill]
He cuts back, avoids a tackle!
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Oh, what a move!
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He could go all the way!
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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♪♪ [rock]
Touchdown Guardians!
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[singsongy]
Go, Quill! Go, Quill!
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Our ship has
already touched down.
That's not what I--
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Anyway, point is,
we scored, and everything
turned out perfectly. Huh?
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[beeping]
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Think again.
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I've put together enough bombs
to know a countdown
when I see one.
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Wraith must have booby-trapped
it to self-destruct
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if anyone but him
tried to use it.
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Then I will destroy it.
No!
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This is an Omega-level weapon.
If its power is unleashed--
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It'll take out
half the galaxy.
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So disarm it already.
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[beeping continues]
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[yells]
Ugh!
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Definitely booby-trapped.
[grunts]
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And I can't read the clock,
so I don't know how long we got.
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This thing could detonate
at any time!
[yells]
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Time. That's it.
If we can't stop the countdown
in the weapon,
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we'll stop time
around the weapon
so it'll never explode.
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We'd need a Temporal
Stasis Field to do that.
We don't have one.
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No. But I know who does.
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Wanna run that by me
one more time, Quill?
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It's really simple, Dey.
We're just gonna
swing by Nova Corps HQ
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and drop off this thing that,
you know, could blow up
the universe.
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Uh-huh. Nice try, Quill.
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But as you can see
from my new hairdo,
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I'm very aware
of what day it is.
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[laughing]
Oh! Who got you?
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Oh, you should see
the look on your face!
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Uh-huh. Better pranking
next year.
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No. Wait, wait, wait!
We got--
[groans]
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What did Dey mean
by "pranking"?
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It's not important
right now.
[beeps]
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Peter Quill, you know
you're forbidden on Xandar
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during the Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons.
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Set foot on this planet
for any reason,
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and you'll be thrown
out of orbit so fast
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your jet boots will spin.
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Am I clear?
[passing gas sound]
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[squeals]
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[laughing]
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Oh, Nova Prime,
someone got you so good!
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You should see the look
on your face right now.
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What the flarg is the Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons?
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Yeah. That. Okay. Um...
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So, every year,
Xandar has a festival
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when the planet's moons
all form, well, smiles.
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And to celebrate,
there's a party
across the planet
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where everyone pranks
and plays jokes on each other.
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[sighs]
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Back in the day,
when I was still a Ravager,
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me and Yondu were
the best there was at pranking.
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[whistles]
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Actually, I taught Yondu
everything he knows.
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[laughing]
[laughing]
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Yeah, boyo.
Man!
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So Nova Prime banished you
over a mustache?
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I know, right?
Just a total overreaction.
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[beeping]
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We need Nova's
Temporal Stasis Field
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to stop this thing
from blowing up,
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so you better hope
they're in a forgiving mood.
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Nova Tower Control
to Milano.
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Your landing permit
has been suspended.
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Turn away immediately,
or you will be fired upon.
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Corpsman, you do not
understand the danger.
We are running out of time.
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Can't you give a break
to the guys who saved
your entire planet?
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The law is the law, Quill.
[grunts]
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Xandar's defenses
now register your vessel
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as an enemy ship
for the duration of the Feast.
[growls]
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I suggest you return
after it's over.
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[Rocket grunting]
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Okay.
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Definitely not
a forgiving mood.
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[Quill on radio]
Whoa! Dey, wait!
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Come on.
Tell your defenses
to cease fire.
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[Dey on radio]
See, that's the thing
about automated defenses.
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They're automated.
I don't have to tell them
to do anything.
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You might wanna take
the hint, Quill.
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We really don't
want you on Xandar
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during the Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons.
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Well, too bad, Dey,
'cause this is a Code
Double-Secret Emergency,
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which clearly supersedes
your banishing of me.
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That's not a thing, Quill.
You just made that up.
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[Quill]
I-- Nuh-uh.
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Quill, you're aware
if we blow up,
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so does the Tactigon and,
by extension, half the galaxy?
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I agree. And I propose
a new strategy.
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I will take the controls.
The lasers will evade me.
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You don't get the concept
of lasers, do you?
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[Quill]
So how about a concept
of getting past them?
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[Rocket]
No problem.
Got a spare ship on ya?
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What are you talking about?
We got five of them.
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Maybe the pods
won't register as enemy ships.
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[Gamora]
They're still shooting
at us, Quill.
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[Quill]
But now we're
much smaller targets.
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Small enough to get through
the defense grid.
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Ha-ha! We're in!
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Here comes the welcome wagon.
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Drax will welcome them
with much destruction.
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No, no, no, no, no.
This is good.
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If they arrest us,
they have to process us,
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and that means
confiscating the Tactigon
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and sticking it safely
in their Temporal Stasis Field.
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Nice try, Quill,
but you're not landing.
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Starblasters, escort
those pods back into orbit.
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Wait. No. Arrest us!
Ple-- Please?
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[sighs]
Fine.
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Let a pro handle this.
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[Dey]
Right. That's it.
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Hey!
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I want that guy's
name and badge number!
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And an address
where I can send him
a ticking package.
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[laughs]
Yeah. And speaking
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of ticking packages,
we're halfway there.
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Don't worry.
I'll work the Quill charm
on whoever's in charge.
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[Dey]
Will you now, Quill?
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Corpsman Dey!
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Hi. I, for one,
am glad to see you.
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Remember that object
I told you we were bringing over
that's gonna blow up the galaxy?
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Well, that's it!
It's-- That's the one
and only Tactigon!
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[beeping]
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The Tactigon?
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Corpsman,
we need to get this
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into the Temporal Stasis Field
right away!
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Uh, nah. Just kidding.
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[groans]
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Hmm.
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[chuckling]
Seriously, Quill,
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you think we're gonna fall
for that lame gag?
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I expect more from you.
Especially after
your last prank.
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[nervous chuckle]
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What, the mustache
on Nova Prime thing?
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You told them that was
the prank that got you
banned from the Feast?
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[laughs]
Transport them
to their ship in orbit.
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But-- But the Tactigon!
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And make sure they take
that obviously fake Tactigon
with them.
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What? No, no, no, no, no!
Wait! Dey, listen!
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Not listening.
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[beeping continues]
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I am Groot!
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Yeah, I can't believe
the galaxy is gonna be destroyed
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because of
some stupid prank neither.
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I believe it.
Quill is involved.
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Quill, confess
the true nature
of your prank
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that has caused us
so many complications.
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[sighs]
Fine.
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Every year, the Feast
of the Grinning Moons
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crowns a Prankster King.
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Me and Yondu were always
competing for the title,
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and, you know, one of
our pranks got out of hand.
[laughing]
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Oh, no.
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[laughing]
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, come on.
The Kree Supreme Intelligence
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looked like a big punch bowl.
[laughing]
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It's hilarious. They--
They did not think so at all.
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Nearly causing
an intergalactic war?
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Yeah, uh,
that'll get you banned.
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I can see now why Nova Corps
believes you are here
to prank them again.
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So we'll use it
to our advantage.
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If Rocket
ever gets us out--
I'm out.
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I disabled the locks
a while ago.
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Yeah. I was actually
interested in Quill's story.
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Will you stop wasting time
with the truth and listen up?
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We go back to Nova Corps HQ,
and I prank them,
just like they expect.
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So while they chase me around...
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We break in and get Tactigon
into the Temporal Stasis Field.
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Why would all the Nova Corps
chase just one man?
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Oh, I'm not just one man.
I'm the Prankster King.
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♪♪ [Steppenwolf's
"Born to Be Wild"]
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I'm gonna hit
the ladies' room.
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[gasps]
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[cluck]
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[grunts]
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That was quick. Wha--
[cluck]
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[cluck]
[groans]
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♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
Do you always carry such
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00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,750
curious weaponry
on your person?
[cluck]
240
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:40,460
I am the Prankster King.
♪ Lookin' for adventure ♪
241
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:44,500
♪ And whatever comes our way ♪
242
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,960
♪ Yeah, darlin',
go make it happen ♪
243
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,170
♪ Take the world
in a love embrace ♪
[Quill yelling]
244
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,920
♪ Fire all of your guns
at once ♪
Huh?
245
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,920
♪ And explode into space ♪
[whimpers]
246
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,920
Huh?
[cluck]
247
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:03,330
♪ Heavy metal thunder ♪
[groans]
248
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:06,960
I am Groot.
♪ Racin' with the wind ♪
249
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,040
For pranking! For glory!
♪ And the feelin'
that I'm under ♪
250
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,460
[clucking]
♪ Yeah, darlin',
go make it happen ♪
251
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,750
[beeping]
Quill...
252
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,620
All units, he's back!
253
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,000
[alarm blaring]
Repeat:
the Prankster King is back!
254
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,960
Yoo-hoo!
255
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,420
Neener-neener!
256
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:32,460
Oh, that's right.
Uh-huh, that's right.
257
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:35,710
I T.P.'d your Starblaster.
What are you gonna do about it?
258
00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:39,500
What are you gonna do?
Oh, look! Another Starblaster!
[yelling]
259
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,670
Whatever shall I do
with all this toilet paper?
260
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,120
[alarm continues blaring]
261
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,120
[clattering]
262
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,790
I'm picking up
an unidentified blockage
in Air Shaft 7-B.
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00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,580
Moving to investigate.
[Dey]
Negative that, Corpsman.
264
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:57,080
We have exploding toilets
on Level One-Niner.
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00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,420
All units deploy, stat!
266
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:05,210
These guys really
got it in for Quill.
I like 'em.
267
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,290
[alarm continues blaring]
[Corpsman]
Hey! Stop right there!
268
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:08,960
[yells]
269
00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:13,080
[both grunt]
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00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,880
[laughing]
271
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,460
Oh, you should see
the look on your face--
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00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:20,420
[yelling]
273
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:23,500
I'm gonna put you
where you can't make
any more trouble.
274
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:28,120
You took us
to the prisoner level?
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00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,710
Relax.
276
00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:35,620
This terminal should give us
an idea where they keep
the Temporal thingamajig.
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00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,540
[keyboard clacking]
278
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,000
Wraith! What are
you doing here?
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00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,460
He was arrested.
That is why we were able
to loot his hide-- [groans]
280
00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:49,460
Slipped out of my cell
while the guards were chasing
some fool prankster.
281
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,960
Question is,
what are you doing here?
282
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,830
You gotta believe me.
We stole that crazy weapon
from Wraith's hideout!
283
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,460
I heard a rumor
somebody looted my lair.
284
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,620
Now I know who.
285
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,460
So what are you
gonna do about it?
286
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:07,460
We're armed. You ain't.
287
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:10,460
Hit the armory
before I came here.
288
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,750
Now I'm gonna hit you.
289
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,540
I am Groot!
290
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:24,040
[cries out]
I am Groot.
291
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,500
It'll grow back!
Which beats burnin' to a crisp!
292
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,120
[yells, grunts]
Wait! Drax,
that's the main console!
293
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,380
[grunts, yells]
294
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,580
[yells, grunts]
295
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,500
Was it important?
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00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,670
[Rocket]
Only if you want
the other inmates locked up.
297
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,330
[yells]
298
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,330
[grunts]
299
00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,710
[groans]
300
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,170
Now, you're gonna tell me
where you hid
301
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:49,290
the weapons
you stole from me.
302
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:52,120
You want weapons?
I'll show ya weapons!
303
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,420
[yells]
304
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:57,710
[yelling]
305
00:15:57,710 --> 00:16:00,210
[grunts]
You gotta believe me, Dey.
306
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,120
[grunts]
[beeps]
307
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,210
I'm not pranking you!
Whoa!
308
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,750
Uh-huh.
309
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,580
[grunting]
310
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:14,830
And it looks like I'm gonna
get a chance to prove it.
311
00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:16,750
Hiya, boyo.
312
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,380
[both laughing]
313
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:20,830
[cocks weapon]
314
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:23,620
[grunts]
315
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,120
Aah!
Thanks.
316
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,620
[Ravagers groaning]
Sure. Can I have
my weapon back?
317
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,620
[grunts]
318
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,120
Timed that perfect--
[cries out]
319
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,540
They hate it
when you tap on the glass.
320
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:41,540
Prisoners of Cellblock 261,
return to your enclosures
immediately.
321
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:45,120
And why would we do that?
322
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,880
When we outnumber you?
323
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,620
[growling]
324
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,330
[yells]
[grunts]
325
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,880
Whoa. Dey!
326
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,620
[yells, grunts]
327
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,580
This jailbreak
another prank, Quill?
'Cause I'm not laughing.
328
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,830
I had nothing to do with it,
I swear.
329
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,580
[Rocket]
Uh, guys?
330
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,380
We got more
pressing matters.
331
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,540
[beeping]
332
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,540
Oh, brilliant.
You guys found Wraith
333
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,580
and asked him how to disable
the Tactigon, right?
334
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:18,920
Actually,
we never had the chance
to obtain that information.
335
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,210
Wait. Are you saying
the Tactigon is real?
336
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:23,960
Please, just trust me.
337
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,000
Get this thing
in the Temporal Stasis Field.
338
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,040
[sighs]
339
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,380
I'll do it.
If and only if
340
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,540
you apologize
for your last big prank.
341
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:37,380
The one that got you
banned for life
from Xandar during the Feast.
342
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:40,250
The one that got you
named "Prankster King."
343
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,210
Let me guess.
It wasn't when you turned
344
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,750
the Supreme Intelligence's tank
into a punch bowl.
345
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:49,380
[sighs]
Okay. Look,
it was a few years back
346
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,790
at the Feast
of the Four Grinning Moons...
347
00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:55,000
[chattering]
[Gamora]
Wait. Four grinning moons?
348
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,380
[Quill] So, anyway,
I thought, wouldn't it be great
if we could celebrate
349
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,460
[citizens gasp]
the Feast of the Grinning Moons
every day?
350
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:09,380
[gasping, murmuring]
351
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,710
And now for the finale.
[beeps]
352
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,540
[gasping, exclaiming]
353
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:22,670
[exclaiming continues]
Okay, that's bad.
354
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:27,080
[laughing]
355
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,120
You blew up the...
[laughing]
356
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,620
So-- So--
So you actually blew up
the fourth moon!
357
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,710
[hysterical laughter]
358
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,500
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm really, really,
359
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,710
really, really, really,
really, really sorry.
360
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,380
Okay, Quill.
I believe you now.
361
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:48,880
And I believe this thing's
about to blow,
[beeping]
362
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,960
along with Xandar
and half the krutackin' galaxy!
363
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,170
I just hope we can freeze it
in the time loop
before it's too late.
364
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,710
Stasis Field's in the vault!
Go!
365
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,670
Now, you're gonna tell me
where you hid the weapons
you stole from me.
366
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:08,880
Wraith! Just the guy
we're looking for!
367
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,920
Quick, tell us how
to shut down the Tactigon.
368
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,460
No idea what
you're talking about.
369
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,880
[all grunt]
370
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,830
I am Groot.
371
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,460
[cries out]
372
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,880
I am Groot!
373
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,290
Seriously? Tactigon?
374
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,750
Omega-level weapon
that can wipe out the galaxy?
Any of this ringing a bell?
375
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,120
[beeping continues]
376
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,000
[grunting]
377
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,330
[groans]
378
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:38,790
Aah!
[grunts]
[Drax grunts]
379
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,710
Shut down the Tactigon,
or I shut you down!
380
00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:43,420
[yells]
381
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,790
[grunts]
[yells, grunts]
382
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,500
All right, Wraith.
Time to cool off.
383
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,830
Uh, Quill, how is he
supposed to stop the countdown
384
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,250
from inside an ice cube?
385
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,710
Oh, right.
386
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:05,040
[beeping continues]
387
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,380
[alarm sounding]
Oh, man! Right on
the one-yard line!
388
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,500
[passing gas sound]
389
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,880
[citizens clamoring]
390
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:19,920
[coughing]
391
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:24,120
[crying out]
[citizens groaning]
392
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,500
[Rocket]
Poison gas?
393
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,790
[beeping]
394
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,500
It's not reading
as toxic.
395
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:42,330
Hello, boyo. Happy Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons.
396
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:46,420
Hope you liked that
ultimate stink-i-fier
I planted in Wraith's hideout.
397
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,960
Better luck next year,
'cause as of now,
398
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,170
I am the Prankster King!
399
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:56,880
Huh! Okay,
that was pretty good.
400
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,000
What? What--
The smell isn't that bad,
assuming you came prepared.
401
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000
And, as I am still forbidden
to be on Xandar
during the Feast,
402
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,750
Corpsman Dey,
you can do your job
and kick us off the planet.
403
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:10,670
As you apologized,
I have decided to pardon you,
[groaning]
404
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,290
which means you and your crew
are going to stay
405
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:15,290
and enjoy the sights,
the sounds,
406
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:18,790
and especially
the smells of the Feast.
[groaning continues]
407
00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:22,420
[Guardians groaning]
I'll return this after
the celebration is over.
408
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,120
Quill, you--
[laughing]
409
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,420
you really oughta see
the look on your face!
410
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,710
[Rocket mock laughs]
Yeah,
411
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:32,210
especially after
we're done clobbering it!
412
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,420
[sheepish laugh]
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