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♪♪ [rock]

And the stadium explodes! Names are chanted!

Roses fly through the air! [imitating crowd cheering]

Yeah! We totally killed it!

Although-- brainstorming here-- as I was singing the chorus, a whole new verse came to me.

M.J., stop!

You can't keep tweaking songs every time we play them.

I know. I just want us to be perfect.

And we will be, someday. But we're still in high school, you know?

- Garage bands are garage bands for a reason. - [cymbal crashes]

And its name is the two hours of pre-calc homework I still have.

Look, let's call it a day and go home.

Gloria cannot fail calc. Betty can rearrange her YA first editions again.

You can record your tweak, and if it's still better

in the morning, we'll listen to it, okay?

Fine. But it's gonna be so great,

you'll be dying to change it.

See ya around, Stacy.

Bye.

So, how are you doing, Gwen?

[crying] No.

You know me, Glory.

All's fine and dandy in Gwenlandia.

I thought you had mountains of homework.

I do. I just wanted to talk.

We haven't really talked since Kevin's funeral.

[crying]

And you really need to talk.

It's not healthy.

Neither are cookies, but you know how I--

Hey! I'm serious, Gwen!

I know. But Kevin is seriously gone, Glory.

My best friend was taken from me,

and until I find out who did it, there's nothing to say.

"Who did it"? Ghost Spider did it!

[laughing]

Wow, Gwen!

You have powers?

No, she didn't. The real criminal--

The Ghost Spider is responsible for Kevin's death, Gwen.

You've got to accept that.

Even if she didn't do it, whoever did had powers, and you don't.

You can't go after people like that, Gwen.

It's not gonna end well.

Just because you're a superhero doesn't mean

I'm gonna finish your book report.

Ah, but you will.

What, you think my dad just stops doing the right thing because it's dangerous?

Even cops know when to call the Avengers.

Listen, I'm on your side.

That's why I want you to be careful.

I know.

And it's really annoying.

- [chuckles] - Hmm?

[chuckles] On that note,

take it easy, Stacy.

[chuckles] See ya.

Sorry, Gloria, but I know who did this,

and I'm bringing her in--

her and her friends.

[helicopter blades whirring]

I nearly had her last night,

but I was too stupid to think that she'd bring backup.

Who are you? Why did you go after Kevin?

Huh?

[grunts]

They may have gotten away, but I'm not out...

yet! [yells]

Hi. My name's Patriot.

You're under arrest by order of S.H.I.E.L.D.

A little late to the party.

I've had the NYPD after me for months.

Yeah, but they weren't trained by Captain America. I was.

We can do this the easy way, or-- [gasps]

[grunts]

Captain America should have trained you better.

[straining]

[grunts]

No, you don't!

[yells, grunts]

Okay. Now I'm annoyed. [grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[yells]

[both grunting]

Huh? Where'd she go?

What?

Ugh! You gotta be kidding me.

[beeps]

Agent Johnson, circle around to Point 2.

I've located the Ghost Spider, and believe it or not, she picked the hard way.

Patriot out.