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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,700 MARIO, KIKE AND DAVID 2 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,030 Hi, how are you? 3 00:00:18,359 --> 00:00:19,829 Hi. I'm cold. 4 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:21,630 Is it cold outside? Come in. 5 00:00:22,460 --> 00:00:24,429 I haven't been outside all day. 6 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,729 - I'm Mario. - I'm Kike. 7 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,559 Fancy a drink? 8 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:35,100 - Okay, a beer. - Okay. 9 00:00:35,529 --> 00:00:36,559 Perfect. 10 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,400 Make yourself at home. 11 00:00:54,129 --> 00:00:56,129 There's only one. Shall we share it? 12 00:00:56,199 --> 00:00:57,199 Yeah. 13 00:01:05,929 --> 00:01:08,300 Nice flat. Do you live alone? 14 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:12,360 I live alone. 15 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,629 You're from the south? - Yeah. 16 00:01:16,129 --> 00:01:17,129 Whereabouts? 17 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,560 Seville. 18 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,659 I'll get toilet roll. 19 00:02:10,999 --> 00:02:12,559 That was good, eh? 20 00:02:13,429 --> 00:02:14,899 We should do it again. 21 00:02:15,059 --> 00:02:16,330 Now? 22 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,159 Or some other time. 23 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:23,130 So, you're Mario... 24 00:02:24,130 --> 00:02:27,260 You don't look like a Mario. - No? Why is that? 25 00:02:27,959 --> 00:02:29,999 You look like a Pablo. 26 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,060 Or a Nacho. Nacho. 27 00:02:32,130 --> 00:02:34,660 - Do I remind you of some Nacho? - I don't know. 28 00:02:34,730 --> 00:02:37,700 When I saw your profile photo you looked like a Nacho. 29 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:39,760 Who do I look like? 30 00:02:41,260 --> 00:02:43,060 Well I'm practical, mate. 31 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:45,860 You look like the name you put on your profile. 32 00:02:45,929 --> 00:02:47,929 "Hornystraightguynow". 33 00:02:49,029 --> 00:02:51,559 And you look like a straight guy, mate. 34 00:02:52,230 --> 00:02:55,630 But if you're using that app, it's because you're gay. 35 00:02:55,730 --> 00:02:56,760 Or "bi". 36 00:02:56,899 --> 00:02:58,230 Not straight. 37 00:02:59,399 --> 00:03:01,300 Let me explain, "Passive33". 38 00:03:01,399 --> 00:03:03,459 If you put "bi", people don't latch on. 39 00:03:03,630 --> 00:03:05,760 It only turns on straight guys, like me. 40 00:03:05,999 --> 00:03:07,029 How daft! 41 00:03:10,830 --> 00:03:12,630 Are you really bi? 42 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:17,200 - You gays don't believe in bisexuals. - I do, mate. 43 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:18,300 I'm bi. 44 00:03:19,330 --> 00:03:22,459 But people lie on their profiles, like you, you're not straight. 45 00:03:22,529 --> 00:03:25,929 Sure, we're both bi, camping it up for a bit. 46 00:03:27,529 --> 00:03:28,629 You got a girl? 47 00:03:31,499 --> 00:03:32,629 Not right now, no. 48 00:03:35,260 --> 00:03:37,429 We broke up a few months ago and... 49 00:03:38,959 --> 00:03:40,730 Listen, I have to go, mate. 50 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:46,559 All right, well... See you soon. 51 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:47,830 Whenever you like. 52 00:03:47,899 --> 00:03:50,399 I'm unemployed right now, so I have time. 53 00:03:50,459 --> 00:03:52,499 Weekends work better for me. 54 00:03:52,559 --> 00:03:53,559 Okay. 55 00:03:54,230 --> 00:03:56,660 Listen, Mario, this was great. 56 00:03:56,860 --> 00:03:59,700 I felt really comfortable with you. Sex and otherwise. 57 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,399 - Me too. - Yeah? 58 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:16,360 - See you later. - See you. 59 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:21,999 30th MARCH 60 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,400 - Hi. - Hi. 61 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,100 I'm prepared today. 62 00:05:03,129 --> 00:05:04,459 How thoughtful. 63 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:08,730 - What was your name? - "Hornyhotstraight-biguy". 64 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,900 But you can call me Kike. 65 00:05:14,129 --> 00:05:15,129 Very good. 66 00:05:16,129 --> 00:05:17,360 All right, rest. 67 00:05:17,999 --> 00:05:19,929 I could fall asleep, you know. 68 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:22,959 How's it going with the girls? 69 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,130 Bad, mate. 70 00:05:26,329 --> 00:05:28,029 No girls, no boys either. 71 00:05:29,699 --> 00:05:31,899 You're the last person I've been with. 72 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,500 - So, you're being faithful to me. - Yeah. 73 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:39,200 Didn't you tell me you'd not long broken up with a girl? 74 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:40,300 Yeah. 75 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,129 Just before Christmas. 76 00:05:42,699 --> 00:05:44,999 - Did she know you're bi? - No. 77 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:46,800 No. 78 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,800 I cheated on her and then I felt guilty. 79 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:53,460 And it all went down the drain. - Yep. 80 00:05:53,629 --> 00:05:55,659 It was the same with my ex. 81 00:05:56,629 --> 00:05:58,659 I had a girlfriend all my life 82 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:01,759 and when I told her I was bi, she took it... 83 00:06:01,999 --> 00:06:03,660 Not so much her, but my parents... 84 00:06:04,329 --> 00:06:05,499 My father-in-law... 85 00:06:05,829 --> 00:06:07,329 My brother-in-law wanted to hit me. 86 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:12,230 If you'd told them you were gay they'd have been more understanding. 87 00:06:12,499 --> 00:06:16,230 They'd have said, "You poor thing, in the closet." 88 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,400 Like one of my mates, 89 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:20,330 married with kids, said he was gay 90 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:22,400 and everyone accepted it. 91 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:24,530 Now he's his wife's best friend. 92 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,260 Yeah, but I'm bi. 93 00:06:26,759 --> 00:06:30,159 - And I'd like people to understand... - Yeah, Kike, but... 94 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:35,230 you can't go sleeping with a girl, and cheat on her with a boy, 95 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:36,600 just because you're bi. 96 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:38,859 It's just like cheating with a girl. 97 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:42,559 I won't cheat on my next girlfriend, that's for sure. 98 00:06:42,699 --> 00:06:44,159 That's why... 99 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:46,860 I'm through with girls. 100 00:06:46,929 --> 00:06:48,600 It's easier with boys. 101 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,230 Not for me. 102 00:06:50,530 --> 00:06:54,460 Well with the sex, yeah, I'm the same with guys and girls, but... 103 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,660 I only fall in love with girls, you know? 104 00:06:58,730 --> 00:07:01,800 With a boy, it's rare for it to go beyond a shag. 105 00:07:02,429 --> 00:07:04,699 But are you bi or a closet gay? 106 00:07:04,829 --> 00:07:06,199 I'm bi, mate. 107 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,600 Half in the closet. 108 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:11,660 Some of my friends know, my family... 109 00:07:11,730 --> 00:07:14,499 They caught me doing it with my neighbour. 110 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:16,100 - No way! - Yeah. 111 00:07:16,699 --> 00:07:18,360 The worst moment of my life. 112 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:20,700 And what about you? 113 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,300 Everyone thinks I'm gay. 114 00:07:29,059 --> 00:07:30,959 They don't understand bisexuality 115 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:33,929 and I've got used to the gay life. 116 00:07:34,499 --> 00:07:36,259 It's better for meeting people. 117 00:07:37,429 --> 00:07:38,800 So then, no girls? 118 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:39,999 What I'm saying is, 119 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:43,259 if it happens, fine, but I won't try to get off with them 120 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:44,959 or go on at them for a shag. 121 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:46,860 I'm lucky though. 122 00:07:46,929 --> 00:07:49,259 I have a regular fuckbuddy. - Right... 123 00:07:49,499 --> 00:07:51,329 She's older and married. 124 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:56,100 But she knows what she wants and fucks who she wants. 125 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:58,860 - And is she good? - Yeah. 126 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,900 She's over 40, but she's really good. 127 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:06,830 If the situation arises, fine, but I'm not going to try too hard. 128 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,059 It's easier with boys. 129 00:08:09,129 --> 00:08:11,029 Until it starts to get serious. 130 00:08:11,100 --> 00:08:13,999 Then, at least for me... - Have you had a boyfriend? 131 00:08:14,699 --> 00:08:16,999 I was with a boy for six months. 132 00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:20,059 But he wanted an open relationship. 133 00:08:20,860 --> 00:08:22,830 And I'm just a bit more jealous. 134 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,830 No, an open relationship... 135 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:26,400 I couldn't do it. 136 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:31,229 Do you like threesomes? 137 00:08:32,859 --> 00:08:34,959 With a boy and a girl, not really. 138 00:08:35,859 --> 00:08:37,459 I prefer not to mix, and you? 139 00:08:38,329 --> 00:08:39,329 I do, yeah. 140 00:08:40,030 --> 00:08:44,660 I've only done it once, and the girl wanted us both to herself. 141 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:48,500 She wouldn't let you play and fucked it up for you? 142 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,900 I had threesomes with my boyfriend. 143 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,429 And once, almost, with two girls. 144 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,030 But with a boy and a girl, no, never. 145 00:08:57,929 --> 00:09:00,760 You could suggest it to your fuckbuddy. 146 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,800 Are you being serious? 147 00:09:05,229 --> 00:09:06,229 23rd APRIL 148 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,300 Hi. 149 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:09,760 Hi. 150 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:11,130 Come on in. 151 00:09:13,199 --> 00:09:14,259 Where is she? 152 00:09:14,829 --> 00:09:17,129 She isn't coming, she bailed. Last minute. 153 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:19,100 She's just messaged me. - How come? 154 00:09:19,429 --> 00:09:21,929 No idea, she'll be with her husband. 155 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,460 She might have turned faithful. - So... 156 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:26,230 It's just you and me. - Yep. 157 00:09:26,929 --> 00:09:29,300 I'm so comfortable with you alone. 158 00:09:39,199 --> 00:09:41,129 So now my girl is loyal. 159 00:09:42,130 --> 00:09:44,600 This will be the end of my heterosexuality. 160 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,600 - Isn't being loyal the normal thing? - Come on! 161 00:09:48,929 --> 00:09:51,229 We all say that, but it's not that easy. 162 00:09:51,429 --> 00:09:53,929 We want something serious, but then we fuck it up. 163 00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:57,199 Well I'm going to try to go serious with a girl. 164 00:09:57,329 --> 00:09:59,800 Have a life as a couple, have a kid... 165 00:10:00,329 --> 00:10:02,559 If she understands being bi, fucking great, 166 00:10:02,630 --> 00:10:05,300 but just in case, best not to tell her. 167 00:10:06,459 --> 00:10:10,160 But this normal life thing, you can have it with a boy, too. 168 00:10:10,229 --> 00:10:13,499 Yeah, but you can't. It's not the same, Kike. 169 00:10:13,559 --> 00:10:14,829 And I'm over hook-ups. 170 00:10:15,030 --> 00:10:19,059 I'll be loyal to my next girlfriend, and I'll forget about guys. 171 00:10:20,929 --> 00:10:23,660 Well I know someone who's going to have a tough time. 172 00:10:24,300 --> 00:10:25,829 "Passive33". 173 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:28,600 You bastard. 174 00:10:32,300 --> 00:10:33,300 9th MAY 175 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:42,459 Hey. What a surprise! 176 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,660 - Am I interrupting? - No, come in. 177 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,429 - Listen... - I've not seen you in a month. 178 00:10:50,199 --> 00:10:54,099 Sorry for calling at this time, but I wanted to see you. 179 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,030 What's a guy like you doing here, on a Wednesday? 180 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,929 I was at a work dinner and... 181 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:02,600 I'm a bit drunk. 182 00:11:02,699 --> 00:11:05,499 A bit drunk, and a bit funny, aren't you? 183 00:11:05,599 --> 00:11:08,659 No, I was passing by and I said to myself, 184 00:11:08,729 --> 00:11:11,559 "Kike lives round here, I'll go and visit him." 185 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,329 I'm glad. 186 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,929 - Me too. - You too? 187 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:51,459 Mario. 188 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,630 - Morning. - Good morning. 189 00:11:57,599 --> 00:12:00,629 I have to go soon, but you can stay if you like. 190 00:12:00,729 --> 00:12:02,659 - What time is it? - 11 o'clock. 191 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:05,660 Jesus, it's late. 192 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,599 I asked if you had work today, last night, to set the alarm. 193 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:11,329 You said, "I don't care." 194 00:12:12,359 --> 00:12:16,659 I work in a restaurant now, and I start at 12, so I have to go. 195 00:12:16,829 --> 00:12:19,559 Don't worry. I'll make something up. 196 00:12:36,229 --> 00:12:38,499 I really liked sleeping with you. 197 00:12:39,630 --> 00:12:41,600 The first time. - Yeah. 198 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:46,630 Our first time. 199 00:12:47,359 --> 00:12:50,029 - And we didn't have sex. - Fuck, what a disaster. 200 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,099 No, we didn't. You fell asleep. 201 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,929 So, you owe me a shag. 202 00:12:55,099 --> 00:12:56,099 Okay. 203 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,160 Do you want to shower? 204 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,559 Mario, do you want to shower? 205 00:13:09,699 --> 00:13:10,699 Yeah. 206 00:13:11,429 --> 00:13:13,959 This is the first time I've seen you outdoors. 207 00:13:14,099 --> 00:13:15,159 Yeah, true. 208 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:20,500 One day we could go to the cinema, or eat out, or something. 209 00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:22,059 Yeah. 210 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,699 Just having sex isn't... 211 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,230 I'm not imagining some fairy tale between us. 212 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,429 But, you know, doing things as mates... 213 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,200 Don't worry, Kike. 214 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,860 You and I will do things together. - Yeah? 215 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:51,660 27th MAY 216 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,860 - Hi, how are you? - Hi. 217 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:57,800 Really hot. 218 00:13:59,859 --> 00:14:02,129 I'm Giorgio. - Kike. Come in. 219 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:06,059 - Thanks. - I've not left the house all day. 220 00:14:06,229 --> 00:14:06,829 Oh yeah? 221 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,429 The other day I didn't tell you, 222 00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:13,429 I haven't called you in so long because I've started seeing a girl, 223 00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:14,859 a great girl. 224 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:18,200 And, well, I think I'll go steady with her. 225 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,400 That's why I stopped calling you. 226 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,160 And the other day, a bit drunk, I thought... 227 00:14:24,229 --> 00:14:25,729 I wanted to say goodbye. 228 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:28,160 I went to yours thinking it was the last time I'd see you, 229 00:14:28,229 --> 00:14:30,399 and more than that, you were the last boy. 230 00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:36,400 If it goes well with Paloma, I'm sorry, but I won't call you again. 231 00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,099 And if it goes badly? 232 00:14:39,099 --> 00:14:41,629 We'll see, Kike, we'll see. 233 00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:46,729 28th JUNE 234 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,760 She's quite... She says we don't do anything. 235 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:54,660 - Quite annoyed? - Yeah, a little. 236 00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:55,959 That's how it is. 237 00:14:58,229 --> 00:14:59,329 Wait a... Mario! 238 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,300 Hi. 239 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,859 Kike, mate! 240 00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:04,499 How are you? 241 00:15:05,229 --> 00:15:08,229 Good, good. This is my girlfriend, Paloma. 242 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,559 - Hi. - Hi, my pleasure. 243 00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:11,830 - This is Kike, a friend. - Nice to meet you. 244 00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:15,329 This is Julián, Paloma. Julían, Mario. 245 00:15:15,729 --> 00:15:16,929 Not Mario, David! 246 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,630 - David, yeah. - Sorry, it's been ages... 247 00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:26,129 How's it going? 248 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,459 Good. 249 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,960 We've come into town to buy some things for the house. 250 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,829 And we'll watch the parade. 251 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,160 Yeah, we will if we have time. 252 00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:37,359 We're taking part in the demonstration 253 00:15:37,429 --> 00:15:40,030 and we're running a little late, so... 254 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,460 Good seeing you. - Yeah. 255 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:44,760 I'll hopefully see you soon. - See you. 256 00:15:45,599 --> 00:15:48,359 All right, bye guys. - See you later. 257 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,099 Handsome, aren't they? 258 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,230 Yeah, I think so. 259 00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,900 Are they gay? 260 00:16:07,329 --> 00:16:08,329 Yeah. 261 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,300 How do you know them? 262 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:17,059 They're Susana's friends, we've met a few times. 263 00:16:17,829 --> 00:16:19,929 Look how many flags there are! 264 00:16:20,030 --> 00:16:22,000 - Let's take a selfie. - All right. 265 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,530 Whisky! 266 00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,959 Let's do a "periscope". 267 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,559 Come on. - Okay. 268 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,429 Right, I'll film you. 269 00:16:31,829 --> 00:16:32,999 Is it live? 270 00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:37,929 Julián, horizontal please. S'il vous plaît. 271 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:39,700 It just so happens 272 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,030 that I've not heard from Mario in over a month, 273 00:16:42,099 --> 00:16:43,759 and now I meet him here 274 00:16:43,829 --> 00:16:45,160 with his girlfriend. 275 00:16:45,859 --> 00:16:47,859 Kike's really handsome, isn't he? 276 00:16:48,900 --> 00:16:50,260 I imagine so. 277 00:16:51,099 --> 00:16:54,329 Imagine, no, he's really hot. 278 00:16:57,130 --> 00:16:58,700 He really turns me on. 279 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,430 David, would you like to have a threesome? 280 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:09,800 Are you being serious? 281 00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:11,599 Yeah. 282 00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:13,859 I don't know. 283 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:18,360 I don't think the guy is all that gay. 284 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,630 He wasn't very gay. 285 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:22,600 Or at least not totally gay, 286 00:17:22,659 --> 00:17:24,999 because I think he liked us both. 287 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,460 I don't know. 288 00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,100 What do you think? 289 00:17:31,129 --> 00:17:34,359 Do you fancy trying new things, David? 290 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,000 Or not so new, Mario? 291 00:17:48,260 --> 00:17:49,559 Since this is how it is, 292 00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:51,899 we've come prepared 293 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:57,429 to have a good time, enjoy ourselves, drink a little and party! 294 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,760 MARIO, KIKE AND DAVID 295 00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:39,605 FOR SOCIAL EQUALITY FOR LESBIANS, GAYS, BISEXUALS AND TRANS 296 00:18:39,629 --> 00:18:41,309 THERE WILL NEVER BE A DAY OF STRAIGHT PRIDE 297 00:18:58,399 --> 00:18:59,859 BISEXUALITY IS THE MOST NATURAL THING 298 00:19:15,629 --> 00:19:16,629 Thanks. 299 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,099 BISEXUALITY IS THE MOST NATURAL THING 300 00:19:53,129 --> 00:19:55,099 Subtitles: Bbo Subtitulado 20945

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