Original subtitles

Hey, guys.

Ladle Man!

-Dad! -Dad!

Hey, guys.

Let's go!

So…

What are you having for lunch tomorrow?

What?

You should eat well.

Tomorrow…

you have a lot of self-defense to learn.

Don't look at me like that.

I need to teach you properly

so that I won't have to lend you this arm again.

Isn't that so?

Go on inside.

Okay.

EPISODE 6 RUN AWAY

I'm Noh Hwi-oh, your drill instructor for today.

Trainee Lee Min-kyung.

Lose the sunglasses.

-What? -"What?"

Did you just say "What?"

From now on, I want you to scream when you answer me.

Understood?

Lose your sunglasses!

Why just me? You're wearing them too.

You're talking back again. What's wrong with your character?

Your character…

Yes, you do have a problem with your character.

Lose your sunglasses!

There's something I overlooked yesterday.

People have an instinct to protect their vital points.

So you need to trick your opponent and block their sight before you attack.

Poke their eyes,

then you kick them in the nuts.

Got it?

Good! Give it a try.

Poke the eyes!

My gosh, come on.

Don't forget what happened yesterday!

Imagine it in your head and do it looking this way, not me.

Do it over here in the air.

Don't attack me.

Now go on.

Poke the eyes!

-Bam! -That's right.

-Poke the eyes! -With power!

Bam! Poke! Bam! Poke!

Enough!

Now let's try defending yourself when someone grabs you from behind.

Stomp on the person's foot with your heel!

Then turn around and kick them in the nuts!

Got it?

Turn around.

A stranger is trying to grab you from behind.

Are you enjoying this?

-Hurry up! -Stomp on his feet!

Bam!

Good job. Now…

it's time to increase your stamina

as well as your guts and agility.

Down on all fours!

"Stay" on one. "Alert" on two.

One.

Stay!

Two.

Alert!

-One. -Stay!

Bend your arms more. Bend them more.

Two, one, two, one, two. Do it properly.

One, two.

Come back. Come back here. Get up.

Hang in there. That's right. Good.

One, two. One, two, one.

Gosh, it hurts.

Get up.

Why are we doing this?

You're all warmed up, right?

Now you're going to run like you're actually in trouble.

Imagine someone is chasing you from behind

and run, okay?

When someone tries to attack you, the best thing is to run.

Understood?

Your voice is too small.

Understood?

Ready.

Run!

Run!

Run! Faster!

You run slower than an old grandma.

Run faster!

Imagine that someone is actually chasing you from behind.

Come here!

Stop!

Get over here!

Come here!

I'm with her.

-No. -Do it. I dare you!

I'm her next-door neighbor!

-What are you doing? -You were chasing after her!

-No, we came here together. -You were yelling and chasing after her!

No, we were just running together.

No, it's not what you think.

You're mistaken! There she is! Wait!

Hey, unit 506! Hurry up and come here! Come over here!

Look. We know each other.

We're next-door neighbors.

I'm sorry, everyone.

Are you kidding me? Get over here. You're dead meat. Come here!

Come here!

Get over here.

Come here.

Gotcha!

Hwi-oh.

What?

Did he go somewhere?

What is this smell?

My goodness.

Beer cans and instant noodles?

Goodness.

Let's get to work.

It's like I'm his housemaid or something.

He should hurry up and get married.

My goodness, what is this?

My goodness gracious.

Goodness.

-Change his name. -Pardon?

Either that, or he'll have to move to a place near the river.

Well, that'd be nice.

But the apartment price went down,

so we can't sell the place. What should we do?

Well, there is a way.

What is it, ma'am?

He could meet a woman who has a lot of water energy.

She might use that energy to put out the fire that burned his heart.

A woman who has a lot of water energy?

Welcome.

You're only going to buy me ice cream after having put me through all that?

I'll buy you ice cream. Come here.

Well, fine then.

You're going to have strawberry ice cream, right?

Be careful of that man.

-No, just have the strawberry. -Green tea.

Gosh.

That one's expensive.

Buy two, get one free.

Please, bring one more. It's "buy two, get one free".

This isn't past its expiration date. I bought it myself.

I bought it with my own money. Here.

What's this?

Goodness.

Where did you get the money to buy this? You work part-time.

I'm sure I earn more than someone who's unemployed.

Yes, I guess you're right.

-Gosh. -You can drop the honorifics.

You seem way older than me.

You didn't use proper honorifics anyway.

Okay then.

Anyway, thanks for this.

We have one extra ice cream.

You can have it.

Go on.

Are you studying to be a police officer? Why?

They're civil servants.

I often see cops on patrol at work, and the job seems pretty easy.

Working at a local precinct isn't as easy as it looks.

You'll have to spend all day dealing with rude people

and drunkards.

I'd still love to pass the test.

The pervert said he was stressed over not finding a job.

He kept calling me asking to settle.

He said he won't be able to get a job with a criminal record.

And that his life will be a mess because of me.

He begged me to cut him some slack.

It made me feel like the bad guy.

It didn't feel nice.

He's the one who ruined his own life!

And why should the victim be considerate of the assailant?

You work part-time and study too,

but it's not like he was considerate of that.

This wasn't intended, but we're all victims here.

She was also attacked by that pervert.

I bet they just need to pay a small fine for indecent exposure.

Why do cops always tell victims to settle?

How do they know what the sentence is going to be?

And is it true? Do they really get released after paying a fine?

No.

You need to study a bit more.

He blocked your way,

humiliated you by forcing you to look down there,

and approached you threateningly.

That's attempted indecent assault.

And it's totally up to you whether or not to settle.

No one can force you to settle.

I really don't want to settle.

But what if he tries to harm me just because I didn't settle?

If he keeps persuading you to settle, you can request the cops for protection.

You can also write a petition asking for a stronger punishment.

So don't worry too much.

If he seems suspicious in any way,

let me know.

I'll do what I can to help you out.

A customer just went inside.

See you.

We should go too.

-Go? -Yes, let's go.

Can you really get reinstated

if you get a doctor's note saying you're not crazy?

When did you overhear that?

I hope you get reinstated.

I think you're a pretty decent cop.

You talk as if you're the police commissioner or something.

No, you talk like you're the president.

Whenever anyone offers you food,

you accept them right away. My gosh.

What? You want some?

Here. Have one.

By the way,

why did you use honorifics when you talked to that part-timer?

You didn't with me.

Don't you know why?

She also used honorifics.

But you never did.

You even swore at me.

I noticed that you use honorifics with everyone else but me.

Let's hurry up and go.

I'll treat you to a meal.

Do you think I'm broke?

I'm buying tonight. I'll pay for it myself.

Hey.

Today?

Okay.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Bye.

I can't make it today. Something just came up.

I'll treat you to a meal next time. Let's go.

You're good, Noodles.

You knew where to find us.

My gosh, seriously.

Will you stop calling me Noodles?

I'm a delivery man.

How would you feel if I call you "Popo"?

I know you already call me that.

I bet you thought I didn't know.

But I did, you punk. Show some respect to a detective.

I have ears too, you know.

Whenever Detective Noh isn't around,

I always hear you calling him Mad Dog.

Mad what?

No, that's not it.

Why would you say that, you punk?

Let me explain. It means you're like a dog,

because you never let go once you bite.

Do you get it?

It's a way of expressing how persistent you are.

Everyone calls you that. Didn't you know?

You called me all the way here

to have this?

You were the one who always said

eating jjajangmyeon during a stakeout always tastes best.

I bet no one cares for you as much as I do.

So much I'm sick of you.

It's just jjajangmyeon.

Eat up. They'll get soggy.

Hwi-oh, were you upset when the captain lashed out at you at the precinct?

I sometimes feel like he's the one who should get treated

for anger management issues, not me.

Or is he going through andropause? Is that it?

No, it's not that.

He has his reasons.

The headquarters called and mentioned meeting you during a sting operation.

And they threw a fit telling us to stay out of Yang's case.

They even threatened to prevent you

from getting reinstated.

That's why the captain got furious.

He felt really bad about it after you left.

You know how he can be.

He's becoming more of a coward now that he's old.

But what's with those guys from headquarters?

Why are they so obsessed about Yang?

Why do they think they're the only ones who are allowed to catch him?

What is up with them?

Think about all I went through trying to catch him.

I was accused of sex trafficking, investigated by the prosecution,

and what happened recently too…

Do you think there's something going on that we don't know about?

What do you mean?

I mean, think about it.

Every time we try to catch Yang,

the headquarters always gets involved.

Gosh, that's nonsense.

Are you saying

Yang has connections with someone at headquarters?

Well, maybe not.

But I sense something suspicious, but I don't know what it could be.

Anyway, make sure you update me if you find anything new

related to Yang, okay?

No way. If the captain finds out he'll--

Cut the crap. Just do as I say, okay?

Okay, fine.

Okay.

-Hello, welcome to Olivia. -Hello, welcome to Olivia.

-Let us know if you need help. -Let us know if you need help.

I'll help you make your payment.

No. Everything from his height to his face are totally different.

Do you need a paper bag?

Yes.

A bag with handles will cost you an extra 100 won. Is that okay?

Yes.

Howi, let's go.

Let's go for a walk.

Let's go for a walk.

Samantha.

-Hey. -Hey.

That day, when I dressed up as a woman,

my feet hurt like crazy.

Women seem to be fine running with high heels.

Do they not feel any pain?

You get used to it after a while.

My legs were really cold too. I feel like they'll easily catch a cold.

I read somewhere that Chinese people get shocked

when they see Korean women wearing short skirts

during the winter.

It's just a cultural difference.

We have a hard time accepting things that are different.

Right. I totally forgot to dry-clean and return the dress I borrowed.

It's okay. I didn't look good in it anyway.

You can keep it as a souvenir.

The ladies from the women's association brought me bread.

They apologized for that day.

Did they?

Don't act like you don't know. You told them to, right?

You didn't have to do that.

Well, no reason.

Thank you.

I, Samantha,

will repay you one day.

By the way, do you know her?

Is she your girlfriend?

What?

Who?

Hey, let go.

My gosh. I can't believe this.

I think she's jealous.

Jealous, my foot.

There's nothing going on between us.

Be honest with me.

Do you want things to work out with her?

What are you talking about? It's nothing like that.

If that's the case, I can help.

So, do you want help?

Jealousy is the most powerful tool to make someone love you.

What was that?

That's why he had to leave?

Howi, let's go.

Gosh. What a playboy.

Even with the part-timer before.

Who's that woman he was with just now?

Hello.

You're so cute.

I'll see you.

What?

Howi. Let's go. Come on.

Let's go. Okay?

Hey.

Gosh.

Hey, I'm disappointed in you.

You're no guardsman.

A guardsman should always stay loyal to his owner.

I named you hoping that you'd protect me.

You go around accepting food from anyone,

and follow any girl around the neighborhood.

You lock arms with anyone.

What kind of a guardsman is that?

Only assholes do that.

Did you enjoy your dinner?

What are we having for lunch tomorrow?

As for dinner, it'll be on me.

Why are you asking me?

Aren't you going to learn how to defend yourself?

You need to pay for the lesson.

You don't even teach me much.

I can run on my own.

I don't need you anymore. Just go meet your girlfriend.

Are you talking about…

I think you have the wrong idea.

The woman I was with earlier--

I'm not interested. Don't explain.

She's not my girlfriend.

That person is just a neighbor who lives in Unit 705.

Who cares? I never asked.

We're not dating.

Why are you explaining that to me?

I'm just saying because we're not.

Are you sure you're not lying?

What are you talking about? We're not.

Are you positively sure?

We're not. You can go and ask yourself.

We're seriously not.

Okay then.

Let's go, Howi.

Who is it?

I'm from the post office.

Are you Ms. Lee Min-kyung?

The court sent you a registered post, and I need your signature.

Okay.

SEOUL CENTRAL DISTRICT COURT

HONGJIK JUNGANG APARTMENT BUILDING 105 UNIT 506

LEE MIN-KYUNG

NOTICE OF DEPOSIT (CRIMINAL CASE)

DEPOSITOR: LEE SEON-HO OBLIGEE: LEE MIN-KYUNG

SEOUL CENTRAL DISTRICT COURT

I clearly stated that I'm not going to settle,

and I never agreed on giving away my personal information.

So why is my address written on this document?

I never told them my address.

This means they know where I live.

We're not allowed to give away the victim's address without permission.

Maybe they got the information while looking up other cases.

It's hard to know how they found out.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Something urgent came up.

I don't know what happened.

But you can't move out when you only just moved in.

You're totally ignoring the fact that you signed a lease.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sick of dealing with tenants.

I'd sell the place if I could,

but I can't with the price dropping so low.

Anyway, I'll try to look for another tenant,

but you'll have to stay if I can't.

I can't afford to return your deposit now.

Plus, I have no obligation to do so until the contract is over.

I know.

I'll also try my best

to find a new tenant.

Okay.

I'll be right there.

What? What is it?

I tell people that my yearly wage is 30 million won.

That'd be the case if that's how much our apartment price rises every year.

Don't you agree?

Our apartment price may have declined temporarily,

but now that it's hit rock bottom, it only has room to rise.

So instead of not doing anything,

we should gather together and do something about it.

That's what I've been thinking.

So why don't we change the name of our apartment to something more…

Trendy?

Yes, why don't we change it to something more trendy?

So I'd like you all to…

Yes, that's right.

Share your ideas on naming the apartment.

Goodness, unit 507 is here. Come on in.

Unit 507 is here.

-Welcome. -Hello.

Let's start sharing ideas.

How about

Hongjik Central Apartment? We can use the word "Jungang" in English.

That's a good idea.

Why don't we get rid of "Hongjik" and switch it to "Mapo" instead?

Mapo?

But this area doesn't fall into Mapo-gu.

Wouldn't it be a bit weird to call it Mapo Central Apartment?

It just means

we have the equivalent infrastructure to that of Mapo-gu.

The famous Mapo Ribs franchise doesn't just exist in Mapo-gu.

Pyongyang naengmyeon don't just exist in Pyongyang.

And you don't need to go to LA to eat LA ribs.

You're a young man, but you're so… What do you call it?

Inflexible.

Yes, you're so inflexible.

My gosh.

We need a name that's easy to say and also very high-class.

For example, imagine what you'd like to say

when you tell your destination to the cab driver.

Just try imagining that.

Unit 506, if you're done drinking that, why don't you share some ideas?

Sir.

Mapo Prestige Central Castle, please.

Mapo the Premium Central Forest, please.

Mapo Noblesse Central River, please.

Sir, please take me to Central Maison de Mapo.

We should quickly change the name of our apartment,

automate the entrance gates,

and paint the outer walls of the apartment buildings

so that the apartment price will soar back to its normal price.

We should do our very best to make that happen.

RESIDENTS' MEETING ROOM

You were great today. I loved your ideas.

Isn't unit 506 living here on a lease?

Yes, she is. How strange.

My gosh.

Goodness.

I thought I knew you by now, but I guess I was wrong.

I didn't know you were so interested in the housing prices here.

I don't care. I want to move, but if the price keeps going down,

I won't be able to receive my key deposit.

You're moving?

Why are you moving when you just came here?

You told me to run away.

I'm going to run away

before I get caught.

Howi, what's wrong?

Okay, come here.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Vegetables are good

-Chew them well -Yum, yum

Meat is good

-Chew it well -Yum, yum

I scold those who are picky with food

I am the invincible Ladle Man

I am the Ladle, Ladle Man

Subtitle translation by: Ja-won Lee

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