Original subtitles

There's a pervert here!

Catch the pervert!

Everyone! He's right here!

-Quiet down! -It's a pervert!

Catch that pervert!

-The pervert! It's the pervert! -Where?

My goodness! Don't come closer!

Don't come near! Don't go away either!

Stay there.

Just wait there.

My gosh.

Goodness. What's going on?

Unit 507, what's with the outfit?

My gosh. And you said you had an appointment today.

Was this your appointment?

It's not like what you think it is.

-I'm just-- -I had no idea

you were this kind of person.

Gosh, you tricked all of us,

doing all kinds of nasty stuff behind our backs.

I had no idea he was such a jerk. My goodness!

That's not it.

Because of the case I'm investigating lately--

What do you mean by investigation? You're on a hiatus.

Well, what happened is…

If you were not a pervert, why would you be walking around like this?

She's right. Why would you run away if you're so innocent?

Exactly.

Well, that's because you all suddenly ran up to--

I said, don't come closer!

We don't need to hear any more.

He's definitely a pervert.

No, I'm not! I'm not a pervert! Damn it.

Gosh.

EPISODE 5 A BIG BARKING DOG THAT DOESN'T BITE WOMEN

When I told you stay dead quiet, I meant dead quiet!

Since it's so hard for you, I ought to just kill you!

I told you not to do all the undercover stuff.

Do you have any idea how many times

-headquarters called me? -Gosh, you're so loud.

Until when do I have to defend you like this? You idiot!

Put your legs together, will you?

And what's with that wig?

Take that stocking off, you punk!

See? I told you.

There's no way he's a pervert.

I know, In-ja.

By the way, I didn't know cops actually dress like women to go undercover.

I've only seen that in movies.

He should have explained it to us.

-Tell me about it. -Why didn't he say anything?

He did though.

I'm terribly sorry, sir.

You've got to curb your temper sometimes.

Yes, sir.

Where did you even buy these clothes?

What's with the hiking clothes? You don't even hike.

What now?

You know, all kinds of things happen to cops during investigations.

You prick.

So are you a cop now?

I told you to lay low if you wanted your job back.

Can't you keep away from the substation?

Come on. Don't talk like that.

I heard you met U-jin.

And you're still acting up?

How could you be like this after seeing him?

I'm not doing this because of U-jin.

Yang was definitely there that day.

I will do whatever it takes to catch him to prove that.

And I will reveal to everyone why U-jin went there that day.

And why was he there in the first place?

Listen to me.

You're the reason U-jin is like that right now.

It's because you used the investigation as an excuse to do as you please.

That's why…

he's ended up crippled.

So don't tell me you're doing this for him.

If I ever hear

that you're investigating Yang again,

I'll do whatever I can to stop you from coming back.

Understand?

Hwi-oh.

It was definitely misleading.

So?

So what?

So?

You're not going to apologize anyway.

Right?

But seriously, what is it that I have done so wrong to you?

Tell me.

I mean, what have I done so wrong

to deserve all the beating and the cussing?

You know, I helped you when you asked.

I found you the dog and everything.

What about you?

Do you have any idea what I went through today?

I was…

Are you crying?

Why are you crying?

Don't cry.

Do you find this funny?

You suspect innocent people and get them in trouble.

You enjoy watching them suffer, don't you?

Are you a psychopath?

That's why you go to the psychiatrist, right?

Actually, I--

I don't even want to know. You don't have to answer.

Why would I want to know that?

From now on,

since you hate me so much,

I will do my best to stay out of your sight.

So keep your door locked like always

and keep suspecting the people who try to help you.

Okay?

If I ever talk to you again,

Then I'm not human. I'm a dog!

What?

Go.

Stay away!

Hey!

Come here!

Are you okay?

Are you hurt?

Stay here. I'll be right back.

Don't go. Okay? Don't go.

What's wrong? I'll be right back. Stay here.

Stand up!

-Stand up! -Who on earth are you?

What's the matter?

What did you just do in front of the woman?

-Answer me! -I didn't do anything.

I do this to cool myself off.

What's the problem?

Come on. This is unfair!

Call the police!

Let go of me.

-Stay still. I'm going to call them. -That really hurts.

You'd better say exactly what you just said at the station.

Don't even think about settling or whatever since that's a hassle.

Stop moving!

You little…

God damn it.

No.

It hurts.

Don't move or your arm might break.

What are you doing? Hurry and call the police already.

What?

Okay. Sure.

It hurts.

That hurts.

-Thank you, sir. -Not a big deal. Bye, then.

Bye.

What now?

Apologize if that's what you want to do.

You don't need to thank me.

Well, that's not it. You said if you ever talk to me again,

you're a dog, not human.

And I told you not to go.

Why did you go?

I had to catch that pervert first.

I did, didn't I?

I said I'd be right back, but you wouldn't let go.

I could have missed him.

Why are you bothering me now?

What?

You didn't believe me again?

You always go quiet when you're cornered.

I can't

trust people.

It's just hard for me.

That's my illness.

Your illness actually sounds quite normal.

Psychopath, sociopath, or multiple personality disorder.

I thought you were one of those three cases.

I have you all figured out now. You don't even anger me anymore.

Your lingering around is more annoying. So just come along.

Come on. Come closer.

Are you okay?

Don't you need to see a doctor?

You were groaning like this before.

I'm okay.

That was just a temporary panic attack.

It happens when someone follows me on rainy days.

I can't breathe and my heart pounds for a while.

I get so dizzy I feel like I'll pass out, I break out in cold sweat,

my entire body feels numb and I feel like I could die soon.

But then I become completely normal again.

Are you sure that's normal?

That's all in your head.

You need to use your left brain then, which is in charge of your emotions.

Didn't the doctor tell you about this?

Maybe she just told me.

How do you do that?

You can count numbers while breathing deeply.

How can I breathe deeply when I can't breathe at all?

Just try to take a deep breath in slowly.

Just try it. It works.

Take a deep breath and then count one as you exhale.

Take a deep breath and then count two as you exhale.

Take a deep breath and then count three as you exhale.

Take a deep breath and then count four as you exhale.

Now, count five as you exhale.

Anyway, that's how you do it.

Maybe I'm getting a panic attack.

Goodness.

Don't go. Okay?

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

How is taking care of the puppy?

It should motivate you in your daily life.

Right.

Being with the dog makes me feel safer

than when I'm alone.

I feel secure.

He's like a guard dog I want to take around.

Did you say your dog's name is Howi?

It sounds like Howi is your great guard dog.

No, I'm not talking about Howi.

I'm talking about the dog I mentioned earlier.

The big barking dog that doesn't bite women.

So how is it going?

Could you avoid the anger triggers as you planned?

Well, it turns out

that some situations are

just inevitable.

But there's this saying that goes,

"If you can't avoid it, fight it."

Or "If you can't avoid it, enjoy it."

And which would you rather do?

Well…

I've now reached the point where I can enjoy fighting it.

It feels great having this punk caught.

Tell me about it. Thanks for your hard work.

-You've all done well. -Thank you. Bye.

Gosh, I can finally sleep in peace now.

Tell me about it.

-Wait. Unit 507! -What?

Unit 507!

Did you sleep well?

I mean, we heard what happened.

We heard you caught that pervert last night.

Gosh, we had no idea.

I'm sorry for all the fuss we made yesterday.

But we trusted you. Okay?

-Unit 506 just kept insisting it was you. -Exactly.

Forget it.

I remember how all three of you ganged up on me last night.

But now you say you trusted me and whatnot.

Now I get why Unit 705 ran away last time.

I mean, I saw how you guys all cornered me.

No wonder he ran away!

What else would he have done?

Fine. We get it.

We're sorry. Okay?

That's why we're apologizing to you now.

She's right. We're sorry.

Please don't be mad.

You're not going to stay mad about this

and stop patrolling with us, are you?

All the ladies say they don't want to do it

-without you. -She's right.

You're the hero in this apartment.

We call you "Hero Noh!"

-Hero Noh! -Hero Noh!

-I'm not joking. -Hero Noh!

I don't need your apology.

But rather, go apologize to Unit 705.

You didn't apologize to him properly that day.

I understand how upset he was

having been through it too.

Fine.

We were going to do that anyway.

-Yes. -Right?

Maybe we should bring him something.

I saw we have a new bakery around the corner.

That sounds great. I wonder if he likes bread?

I'll get going then.

I'll chew every bit of your body,

Damn it!

except for your gold teeth!

I must have lost my mind.

Yes?

Come on. I have a lot of deliveries. Open the door quicker.

What's all that?

I didn't order anything.

Unit 507, Building 105, Hongjik Jungang Apartment.

That's you. And it's all paid for already.

It's my address,

but I didn't order that.

-Wait, sir. You found the right place. -Okay. Enjoy.

Thank you. Bye.

What was that? Why did you order it to my address?

I guess I wrote the wrong address.

And that's a lot of food just for yourself.

I had to order a lot to meet the minimum order price for delivery.

Do you want some?

No, I'm good.

Actually, you can give me one jjajangmyeon.

You can't eat it if it gets soggy anyway. Give me that.

Okay.

Here you go. Take this too.

How do we split this?

Do you have plates inside?

I do have plates, but…

Why don't you just come inside so we can eat together?

Should I then?

Okay. Come on in.

Come in.

Wait.

You didn't drug this, did you?

Why are you suddenly being nice to me?

What are you trying to pull here?

I'm not trying to pull anything.

By the way,

about what you did yesterday…

Can you please tell me how you did it?

What? What are you talking about?

You know, what you did with all the flashy moves.

Was it some kind of a special martial art? Or is it Jeet Kune Do?

It's a practical compilation of different martial arts.

Could you teach that to me…

please?

What?

Come on, please. Please?

You say "please" only when you need something.

So what exactly is the thing you want to learn?

-Self defense? -Yes. Something like that.

Something I can use when I'm in danger.

And what are you going to do with that?

Are you being chased? Are you a spy?

Who are you trying to hurt this time?

Well, I just thought it would be nice to learn.

Then I'll teach you,

so don't use the stun gun ever again.

It might end up provoking the offender,

and even worse, they can take it from you.

Okay.

-Now, repeat after me. -Okay.

When you're in danger, the best thing to do is…

The best thing to do is…

-To clench your fists. -To clench my fists.

And quickly move your elbows back and front.

Back and front.

Run.

So fast you can't see your feet.

Until you feel like throwing up.

What's that?

That's just running away. I don't want to do that.

Statistically, that's the safest way.

I want to learn how to knock someone down in one blow.

Like vital or acupuncture points.

Right. vital points.

Yes.

It's simple.

Men have…

Men have?

…only one vital point.

Come on. I know that.

That's the only way you can overpower a man.

Watch me.

Hold the guy's shoulders and use your knee

to knee him in the balls!

Got it?

Can I please try it once?

Try what?

Please. Just once. Please.

Please?

No way.

Let me just practice the pose. Please. Just once.

Please let me practice the pose just once. Please.

You're saying you'll practice just the pose,

but you will actually kick me. So no.

No way. I promise I won't kick you.

Why would I kick you in your vital point?

I've never tried, so I just want a feel for it.

Let me just practice the pose.

Please. Just this once. I'll practice just the pose.

Okay, then.

This is just about the pose, okay? Don't actually kick me.

Of course I won't.

Fine. Let me stand up.

Stand up straight

and hold the offender's shoulders tight.

Grab my shoulders.

And raise your knee while looking at my balls.

Three, two, one, bam.

-Got it? -Yes.

Good.

That's how you do it. Well done.

Let me try it just once.

Let me try it. Just this once.

-Okay. Let's try. -Stand here.

All right. Try it. Hold my shoulders.

Pull his shoulders and then aim his balls.

Then…

There you go. Well done.

That's how you do it.

I didn't do it yet. Let me try again.

Here we go. Three, two, one!

Come on! I said I'd practice just the pose!

Well, it's just that I have very good reflexes.

I did this by reflex.

Come on and stand over here. Come here.

I will stop right before I kick you. So please. Just this once.

Just this once, please.

Then make sure to stop before you kick me, okay?

-I'll stop. -Really stop, okay?

Okay.

Go on then.

-Hold the shoulders. -Hold the shoulders.

-All right. And raise my knee… -Toward…

-Toward the balls. -Raise your knee.

Raise my knee!

Bam!

PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT

I'm sorry. Should I take you to the hospital?

Stay out of my sight. Get lost.

I want you to go home. I said, go.

Go. Go away.

Who is it?

Gosh.

What is this?

What the hell?

Why do you keep feeding me?

This is not going to make up for what you did, okay?

Damn it…

I guess she's human after all. She feels sorry.

What is it though? Spicy fish stew?

What the…

Seriously?

You've got to be kidding me.

Is she picking a fight?

Where is she?

AWAY FOR A MOMENT

Where were you?

You missed so many customers.

Are you my boss or what?

I just went to the bathroom--

Welcome.

You said there was no bathroom.

That would be 8,700 won.

You're paying with a card.

-Thank you. -Okay.

Hey, wait.

What's this?

You can have it. It's expired anyway.

Why does everyone want to give me food?

What if I get a stomachache from the expired food?

If you get a stomachache, I'll let you use the bathroom.

Well, it's too late now.

I heard you caught the pervert.

Yes, I guess.

I don't need to worry about running into him anymore,

so this is a thank you gift.

Okay.

Thank you.

Okay.

By the way, there's a strawberry inside.

Have you never seen this before?

-Enjoy. -Thanks.

Welcome.

Bye.

Goodbye.

Please ring this up.

This is a buy-two-get-one-free product.

Did you enjoy the food?

When will you teach me the rest?

The self defense.

Are you kidding me?

Self defense, my foot.

Could you stay away from me? Or just walk past me.

Why?

It was just a mistake.

I underestimated you.

If I involve myself with you anymore,

I might get seriously hurt or end up dead.

Stay away from me again.

That's not fair. You always change your mind.

Gosh! Go away!

Come on, don't be so petty! Did you forget about all the food you got?

As if it's such a big deal.

You know what? If I ever talk to you again, I'm a dog!

Okay?

Gosh!

Honey! Come on. Let's get on the elevator.

What? What are you trying to pull this time?

Come on. Let's get in.

What?

Honey.

Come on, honey.

Right.

Sorry I kept you waiting.

Go on.

Okay.

Subtitle translation by: Sun-young Baek

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