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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to"Just Roll With It!"
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(theme music playing)
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(shouting and cheering)
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♪♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Got your back.
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♪♪
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(bell ringing)
(children cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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(cast cheering)
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Woo!
Welcome to "Just Roll With It!"
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Suzi: Yeah!
(cheering)
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Uh, we wanted to do something
a little special for you tonight
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and rap the intro!
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(all cheering)
(on PA): DJ Lela B,
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drop that beat!
Um, I can't actually
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control the music tonight.
My DJ equipment's in the shop.
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What the heck are your
headphones plugged into?
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A banana?
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(nervous laugh) But you were
moving your hands around
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like you were cooking up
some funky fresh beats. Yeah...
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I'm just knitting.
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(Ramon laughs nervously)
(audience laughing)
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I wish we'd known
this ahead of time
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because you kinda
killed our bit here.
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My bad. If you want
a tiny knit hat
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We're good.
(laughter)
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When we hear this sound...
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(foghorn)
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Our voting audience
gets to decide
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on what happens to us in scenes!
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Yeah!
(applause, cheering)
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And whatever happens,
we'll have to...
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪ ♪
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Hey, look who I brought home.
Hey there, little fella!
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Or... gal.
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I don't know how to
check for its bits. (laughs)
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Owen:
Uh, Dad, meet Julius Cheeser
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(foghorn)
(cheering)
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I knew it, I knew it,
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! (applause)
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Oh! No! (laughs)
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Producer:
Alright! It's timeto choose what animal
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does Owen have to petsitfor the rest of the episode?
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Tobie: So, what
do we think it is? I think it's a snake.
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Something real big,
like a buffalo. (laughter)
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Producer:
And there's an extra choice.
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Vote on the animal's name.
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Owen, we're gonna start this
scene with you blindfolded.
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Kaylin: Oh!
No, no!
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Producer:
Now, let's getback to the scene.
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♪ ♪
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Director:
Action. Oh!
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(laughter)
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(bell ringing)
(audience cheering)
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Uh, meet Hammy Hogwarts,
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class baby pig.
(bell ringing)
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(applause)
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(clears throat)
Okay, how do we do this? Like (laughs)
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I've never held a pig before.
Alright.
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Hold up, Hammy.
(pig grunts)
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(laughter)
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Byron:
Alright, let's go! We can do this! We can do this!
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Owen:
We're both in this together, okay?
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Yeah, son, look at us.
Look at us raising a pig. Yes. Yes!
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Uh, he's so cute, I think
I'm suddenly a vegan. (laughs) (squeals)
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Yeah.
Well, Dad, meet Hammy Hogwarts,
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class baby pig.
(tiny oink)
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Uh, it's my week to watch
him, as you can see.
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That piglet better not
leave a dumplet on the rug.
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Hammy Hogwarts, meet
Byron Blatt, house human.
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You might recognize his
voice from the radio.
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Oh, I didn't know
I was meeting no fan.
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Hey! (laughs)
Hey, Owen. How was
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(squealing)
Oh! Oh! You brought home a friend, huh?
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Tiny...
(oinking) farting friend.
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(laughs)
That's cool. Cool, cool, cool. That's very cool.
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Hold up. Are you
afraid of this cute...
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prickly... (laughs)
(squeals) oinkly baby pig?
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(laughs) No.
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Then why don't you hold
No, get that
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fourlegged demon away from me!
(laughs)
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Wow. This is incredible.
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I finally get to be
the brave parent.
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Hi, parents. Bye, parents.
Uh, where you going?
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We're headed to school to see
the a cappella group perform.
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What? You are?
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(laughs)
This is great!
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Ah, my little girl is
growing up and developing
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the same interests as me.
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Oh, Blair, I cannot
wait to be your guide
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through the wonderful world
of musicless singing.
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Lemme stop you right there.
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A cappella is
a total cringefest.
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The only reason
I agreed to go
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is because Ruth wants to,
and last week,
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we did what
I wanted to do.
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Throw rocks at an abandoned
barn for four hours.
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I knocked out all the windows.
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Come on, Ruth, let's dip.
Okay, well...
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♪ Keep an open ♪
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♪ Mind, mind, mind, mind ♪
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♪ You might find you like it ♪
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Ooh.
No. Cute pig.
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♪ ♪
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen!
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I'm faculty advisor,
dream maker,
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and selfappointed
Super Senior Vice Principal,
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Mr. Penworth. (laughs)
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(clapping trails off)
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Well. I assumed there
would be applause.
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Oh, it's fine. (clears throat)
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Without further ado,
it is my distinct honor
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to present a group that
doesn't just snap. It slaps.
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(clang)
Ah. (grunts)
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Let's put our hands
together for the GSharks!
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(applause)
Woo!
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♪ Heya ♪
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♪ Bum di heya, oh yeah ♪
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♪ Heydi heydi ha, oh yeah ♪
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There's so much
uncool stuff going on,
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it's hard to know
where to begin.
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♪ Heya, bum di heya ♪
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Ooh! Milo Thorn!
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The lead vocalist is
about to do a solo.
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Ten bucks this Milo character
has food in his teeth and...
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♪ ♪
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...big stupid gorgeous eyes
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in his dumb,
perfectly symmetrical face.
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Wait, what!
I feel like you're just complimenting him.
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Pfft, not even.
This chump's getting roasted.
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♪ It's my time to sing to you ♪
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♪ Look into your eyes
and count to two ♪
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One... two.
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(inaudible)
♪ That's not enough, don't you see ♪
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♪ I'm a GShark,
and I want you close to me ♪
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Oh, I want you
close so I can stare
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into those
haunting brown eyes. (singing continues)
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Uh, you're acting
really strange, Blair.
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I know.
You okay? Do you have a fever?
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I wish.
This is so much worse.
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Ruth, I think I have a...
crush. Oh...
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♪ Whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪
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(applause, cheering)
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Ah!
Encore! That was amazing!
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♪ ♪
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(audience cheering)
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I rehearsed all week
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with this hamster.And then,
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this happened. (laughs)
(oink)
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♪ ♪
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Morning, Blair!
Ah! Ruth,
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what are you doing
here so early?
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How'd you get in?
Eh, there's a storm drain down the street
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that connects to your cellar.
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Wait, have you been
here all night?
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No, I'm not crazy.
Just since sunrise.
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By the way, your mom
talks in her sleep. Like, a lot.
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She has a dark past.
It's eating her up inside. So, what's up?
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I wanted to talk
about last night. Oh. Yeah.
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That was very weird and random
and out of character,
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and we should just agree
it never happened.
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But it did happen!
We're 13. It's totally normal.
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And I'm so excited
for your first crush,
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I even outlined our
entire future together. Behold!
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Wow...
So much... crazy on one board.
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Ruth:
You're with Milo. Here's a pic of the two of you.
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What an adorable power couple!
It lays out perfectly.
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First, we group hang, then
it's a hop, skip, and a jump
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to a joint wedding.
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Houses on the culdesac,
two kids, and, eventually,
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being spoonfed soft foods
together in a senior center
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as we both drift off
into the fog of twilight.
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Okay. Well, I appreciate
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all the effort you've
put into this... thing.
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Oh hi, Ruth. What are
you girls gabbing about?
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Oh, oh, oh...
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A cappella
and vision boards?
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Hot diggity dog, Blair.
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You're becoming a minime.
Mom, don't look!
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(grunts)
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It's not a vision board.
It's our science project,
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but we're going in
a different direction.
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Come on, Ruth.
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Oh! Grab the backpack.
Okay.
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(panting) Bye, Mom!
Bye, honey.
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Whoa! Oh! Code red! Code red!
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Byron:
What? What? What?
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The, the, the...
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The tteeny tiny
pig has gone AWOL.
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Hammy Hogwarts?!
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No, I can't show up
to school without him.
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III, uh, must not have
properly latched the door
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after giving him his
nightly deep tissue massage.
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(rattling)
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It's coming from
inside the house.
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Hammy is in the vents.
We're coming for you, buddy!
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As the brave,
heroic parent in this family,
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I will courageously
climb into the vent
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and rescue that
innocent baby pig.
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Step aside, Owen!
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Thanks for taking one
for the team, Dad.
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I've got my
good khakis on.
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(rattling)
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Yeah. I think I hear him.
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(grunting, straining)
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I just need to...
crawl a little bit further.
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What's going on?
Do you have him? I do not!
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It seems I'm stuck!
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(grunts)
I'll go down to the basement and grab the prying bar.
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Stay there.
Won't be a problem!
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Rachel:
I see the prying bar! It's in the crawlspace!
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Just gotta shimmy through
here really quick Uh! My foot!
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(grunting)
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(grunt, panting)
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Oh boy.
Did you get it?!
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I'm afraid not! It appears
I am also stuck!
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(sighs) I'll text
Gator to come over.
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(oinking)
Did you hear that?
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Huh?!
What?!
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I think Hammy has
moved behind the walls!
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Uh, I know!
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If I wedge open that
loose panel in the closet,
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I can shimmy between
the walls over to him!
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I can't say our family has
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a strong track record
with this type of thing,
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but go for it!
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(grunts) Lemme see!
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I believe in you, son!
II feel something!
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I feel... I feel...
(creaking) stuck!
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(groans)
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Ah!
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(screaming)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Ruth, you've got to chill
about this whole Milo thing.
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Yes, I think
he's kinda cute.
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Yes, I see his face every
time I close my eyes,
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and yes, I did
notice the sunlight
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bouncing off his frosted tips
during math class today.
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But, this is
new and strange,
248
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:43,584
and I just need
a moment to process.
249
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,118
Girl, I'm here for you.
We are going to take
250
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:50,542
this whole crush
thing nice and slow.
251
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,423
Now... pick a scrunchie
to give to Milo.
252
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,011
Then he'll give you his hoodie,
253
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,876
and then that means
you're together! Says who?
254
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,843
Terra Dean in
the eighth grade.
255
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,553
Ruth, I don't even know if
I wanna go out with him.
256
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,724
I swear,
I won't tell a soul
257
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,143
that my best friend,
Blair Myrtle Bennett,
258
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:09,402
has a crush on Milo Thorn!
259
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,435
(indistinct whispering)
260
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,946
(whispering)
261
00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,855
(gasps)
262
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,573
Blair Bennett has
a crush on Milo Thorn?
263
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:29,214
And her middle name is Myrtle?
Now, that's juicy! I am so sorry.
264
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,127
Hey, why is everyone
staring at me,
265
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,665
glancing at Blair,
then looking back at me?
266
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,211
(indistinct whispering)
267
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:40,514
It's not true! If I really
liked Milo, would I do this?
268
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,140
(Ruth gasps)
269
00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:47,056
Blair Myrtle!
Did you just agua assault
270
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,478
a fellow student?
271
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:56,106
You are in serious
trouble, missy.
272
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,649
Okay. Who's up for
another round of telephone?
273
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,153
Huh? No?
274
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:03,204
♪ ♪
275
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,199
(crowd cheering, applause)
276
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,373
(inaudible)
277
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,415
♪ ♪
278
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,209
(knocking)
279
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:22,552
Hello? BennettBlatts?
280
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:27,142
Anyone home?
We're here!
281
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,390
Where?
Crawlspace!
282
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,602
Vent!
Wall!
283
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,272
(foghorn)
284
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:36,321
Oh!
(cheering)
285
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,566
(laughing)
286
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,108
(laughs)
(applause)
287
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,161
(laughing)
288
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,235
Producer:
Time to vote again!
289
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:46,449
Who does Byron meetin the air vent?
290
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:50,081
Now, Byron, we're gonna have
a new line for you to read
291
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,749
off a card
inside the vent.
292
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,328
Oh, don't look so scared, hon.
(laughter)
293
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,133
Bring it, bring it, bring it!
294
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,337
Producer:
Okay, let's getback to the scene!
295
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♪ ♪
296
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:04,973
Director:
Action. Blair! Mr. Penworth!
297
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,179
Is that you?!
It's getting so hot in here,
298
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:15,861
I hope I don't
start hallucinating! Oh! Oh! Oh!
299
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:19,105
This is Loco Pollo Larry's
nesting vent.
300
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,938
Oh, okay.
(applause, cheering)
301
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:26,074
Yo, this is my house,
my vent, why don't you leave?
302
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:31,004
Oh look. This guy
thinks he's funny.
303
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,115
The only way I'm
leaving is if you take
304
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,292
my hot wings tongue
twister challenge.
305
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,631
(audience cheering)
306
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,797
(laughing)
307
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,086
Byron:
Yeah, cool. I'm not chicken.
308
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:44,719
Oh! Woo! (laughs)
309
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,927
You can smell the heat coming
off of that! That's spicy.
310
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:52,139
I got three types
of hot wings. Okay. Mild, medium,
311
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:55,191
and buttburning hot. Oh ho...
312
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,726
Grab one of the first
hot wings, mild,
313
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,230
and take a bite.
Alright.
314
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,732
And I want you to
say the following.
315
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,324
"Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers.
316
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,990
A peck of pickled peppers
Peter Piper picked."
317
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:07,819
(chuckles)
318
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,834
(audience cheering)
319
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:15,207
Hoo!
320
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,456
(stumbling):
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
321
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,168
a peck of pick a Peter Piper
pickle pick (laughs)
322
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,129
Close enough.
Good job. Alright.
323
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:26,090
I feel my tongue getting
a little burning sensation.
324
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,392
Yeah, you ready for
round two, medium? Let's go.
325
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:31,346
Gonna take a bite.
I ain't scared of you. I ain't scared of you, chicken!
326
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:35,057
I'm loco Byron!
Woo!
327
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,979
Alright, now.
(sizzling)
328
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,058
"How much wood could
a woodchuck chuck
329
00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:41,443
if a woodchuck
could chuck wood?"
330
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,400
Oh, my lips are burning.
(laughter)
331
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,902
How much wood could
a woodchuck chuck
332
00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,203
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
333
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,196
A woodchuck would chuck as
much wood as a woodchuck could,
334
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,028
if a woodchuck could
chuck wood. Yeah! (cheering)
335
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,623
You didn't know
I was ready! Let's go! Oh!
336
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,119
(laughter)
337
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,421
Alright. Number three.
Oh my goodness.
338
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,415
Larry: Now, this is
the buttburning hot. Byron: Yep.
339
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,297
Larry: This is
the final tongue twister. Crowd: Oh!
340
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:07,005
My nose running and stuff.
Larry: You ready?
341
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,838
Crowd:
Oh!
342
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:13,144
Alright here we go.
Real hot there. Alright. Whoa!
343
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:17,769
"The sixth sick sheik's
sixth sheep's sick."
344
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,608
The sixth
This is hot. (laughs)
345
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,895
Keep on going, come on.
I feel like if I finish...
346
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,860
What flavor
is this, pain?
347
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,990
Yes.
What is this? Oh!
348
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,238
The sooner you say it,
the sooner you can leave.
349
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,830
The there was six sheiks,
350
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,206
all from Agrabah
Whe where? (laughs)
351
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,205
Close enough.
Good job, my friend.
352
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,707
Congratulations.
I'm getting out of here. (audience cheering)
353
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,249
It's time for
Loco Pollo Larry
354
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,172
to adios out of
this nightmare. Aight.
355
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,972
♪ ♪
356
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,675
Yeah, I did it! Yeah!
(applause)
357
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,006
(cheering)
358
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:59,772
Hold on. Where's Owen? Wall!
359
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,519
Wait. Did Owen cut school today?
360
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,521
I didn't cut school!
I'm stuck in the wall!
361
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,534
That's so unfair!
362
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,236
I totally would've
gotten stuck in the wall
363
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,527
if I knew it meant I didn't
have to go to school.
364
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:15,951
Howdy do, Glen! Blair!
Hang tight, fam!
365
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,252
I brought my handy
dandy toolbox!
366
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,866
Oh man, that is not my toolbox!
367
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,083
(objects clattering)
368
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,753
Gator, what the heck
was in that toolbox?!
369
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:29,222
Nothing embarrassing.
What toolbox? Glen!
370
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,125
Give it to me straight!
What did Blair do?
371
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,104
It brings me no joy
in saying this,
372
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,095
but after an earlier incident,
373
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,057
I have to permanently
expel Blair!
374
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,808
(gasping)
375
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,361
I'm expelled?!
Whoops! (laughs) Silly me.
376
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,066
I got my delinquents
mixed up.
377
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,396
Tanner Grossnickle
is the expelled one.
378
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,862
Blair just has detention
for throwing water
379
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:57,162
at goldenvoiced Milo. Toodles!
380
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,869
Blair!
(door shuts)
381
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,789
Sit down and tell
me what's wrong!
382
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:06,628
Why did you attack Milo?
Because... Because...
383
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:10,087
I like him.
Rachel: Aw...
384
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:15,969
Come here. I wanna
give you a hug. Come here. Oh...
385
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:19,930
Hey. Here we go. Listen.
386
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,352
Liking someone is nothing
to embarrassed about.
387
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,232
But I don't want to like him.
388
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:28,109
I don't wanna like anyone!
It's awful!
389
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,647
My brain gets all mushy,
my stomach hurts,
390
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,071
and I haven't had
a good scheme all day.
391
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,320
Yep, that's normal.
392
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,073
I know it can be
confusing, Blair,
393
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:39,164
but having a crush is just,
394
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,040
you know,
it's part of growing up.
395
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,117
But I don't want to grow up!
396
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,752
I don't wanna be like
those boring older kids who just talk
397
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,130
about their crushes
and have to shower every day.
398
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,587
I like who I am now.
I like who you are, too,
399
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,469
and nobody is
pressuring you, Blair.
400
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,217
We're all on our own schedule,
401
00:18:56,218 --> 00:19:00,098
and you can take as
much time as you need, okay? Hey,
402
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,177
don't ever let
anyone make you feel
403
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,893
like you have to
rush into things.
404
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:07,364
Except for showering.
You are 13 years old.
405
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,315
You really should be
showering every day.
406
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,186
Thanks, Mom.
I'll make you a deal.
407
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:16,414
I'll shower every other day,
but not weekends.
408
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,525
Fine. Now, can somebody
get me out of here?
409
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,623
I haven't eaten all day!
410
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:23,119
(foghorn)
(cheering)
411
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:28,000
No... (laughing)
(applause) Oh! (laughs)
412
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Yeah! (laughs)
413
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,382
Producer:
Okay! Last vote!
414
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:36,430
What does Gator feed Rachelin the crawlspace?
415
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,345
(overlapping chatter)
Director: Well now, Rachel,
416
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,135
you're gonna get back
into the crawlspace,
417
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,469
and put on a pair
of goggles.
418
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:46,104
Last looks, everyone!
(laughter)
419
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:49,022
This is the last time my face
will probably look like this.
420
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,071
Producer:
Now, let's getback to the scene.
421
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,815
♪ ♪
422
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,977
Director:
Action.
423
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:57,414
Now, can someone
get me outta here? I haven't eaten all day!
424
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,945
I got you, Rachel!
425
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,948
Just crawl towards
the sound of my voice,
426
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,870
and I'll pour some...
427
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,078
flapjacks into
the vent for you! (bell ringing)
428
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,210
(applause, cheering)
429
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:14,797
Great. (grunts) Okay.
Ah! I got my foot free!
430
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:19,007
Alright, flapjacks.
Gator: Keep coming, Rachel!
431
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,849
I can hear ya!
(blast)
432
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,636
(laughter)
433
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,939
(applause)
(spits) That was not flapjacks.
434
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,435
(grunts) I told Blair not to
put our pillows in the dryer.
435
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:35,819
(squeaking)
Ah!
436
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,988
(laughing) Is that real?
437
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:41,447
(laughs)
Hello, little skunk.
438
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:44,159
Are you gonna
squirt me?
439
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,330
(audience laughing)
440
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:53,038
Okay. Hm... Ah!
441
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:57,013
Okay. Okay, you've proved
your point. You've proved...
442
00:20:57,006 --> 00:21:00,176
(laughter)
(spitting) That is, uh,
443
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,716
that is an effective
defense mechanism.
444
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:07,981
Hurry up, Rachel,
I can hear ya! Oh, hello, Gator.
445
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,555
My hands are covered
in skunk butt,
446
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,191
so you're gonna have to drop
the flapjacks into my mouth.
447
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,109
Gator:
Okay! Get ready, Rachel,
448
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:19,027
'cause here comes
the first flapjack!
449
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:24,368
(laughs)
Oops! Well, I got the flap part.
450
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,076
(laughs) Aim for
my mouth, Gator.
451
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,247
Oh, closer.
452
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,707
Gator:
Fourth time's the charm! Woop!
453
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,879
(laughs)
454
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:39,167
Yeah! Bullseye!
I almost forgot the best part.
455
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,303
Butter!
456
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,089
Rachel:
Butter? (laughs) That doesn't sound Ow!
457
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,353
(laughing)
Gator: And what flapjack
458
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:48,306
is complete without
a little fruit?
459
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,307
(laughing)
460
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,980
Rachel:
Oh, this is gonna be delicious.
461
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,070
And a little powdered sugar
462
00:21:57,066 --> 00:22:00,146
for that flapjack.
(laughing)
463
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:04,622
And last but not least,
maple syrup!
464
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,485
Rachel: Oh!
Gator: Now that
465
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,122
is a healthy breakfast!
466
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,369
(laughs)
467
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,042
Whoops. (laughs)
468
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,840
Gator, I guess you
gotta start again.
469
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,335
Gator:
Unfortunately, I don't have another pancake,
470
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,957
but I'll give you
the rest of this stuff!
471
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:23,264
Doot doot doo!
(splat) There you go.
472
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,219
(splattering)
473
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:32,229
(pouring)
Rachel: Oh... Mm...
474
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:35,056
Just like Mom used to make.
475
00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,192
Gator:
And voilà!
476
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,989
Let's hear it for
Rachel, everybody! (applause)
477
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,775
(cheering)
478
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,069
And that's our show!
479
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,123
Owen:
Whoa, whoa, wait a second!
480
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,447
You can't end the show
with all of us still stuck!
481
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,202
And what about Hammy Hogwarts?
482
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,794
Oh, this little guy?
I just found him.
483
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:58,960
Well, that wraps
things up, so... that's our show!
484
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,011
You've been a great audience!
(cheering)
485
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,045
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
486
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:06,088
♪ ♪
487
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,683
(applause, cheering)
488
00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:13,519
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
489
00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:19,897
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
490
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,899
(applause, cheering)
491
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:30,492
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
492
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,502
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