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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to"Just Roll With It!"
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(theme music playing)
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(shouting and cheering)
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♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(bell ringing)
(children cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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Whoo!
Yeah!
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Welcome to the show!
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(cheering and applauding)
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We've been getting
a little bored
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of delivering these intros
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week after week, so...
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(sings tuning note)
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(singing operatically):
We've decided to switch things up
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by doing them opera style.
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(chuckling)
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(singing operatically):
Welcome to "Just Roll With It."
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(laughs)
(cheers and applause)
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(singing operatically):
When you hear this sound...
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(foghorn blares)
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(singing soprano):
Our voting audience gets to vote
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on what happens to us
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in scenes!
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(audience cheering
and clapping) (chuckling) Whoa!
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(in normal voice):
I took a couple lessons.
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(singing soprano):
Whatever happens,
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we'll have to...
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All (singing operatically):
Just roll with it!
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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I can't believe that
all the school clubs are already filled.
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It's gotta be a glitch.
Club signups just went live.
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There's a rumor
going around school
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that some kid paid
a German hacker
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to snatch up
all the club spots.
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Who would do
such a despicable,
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cruel and underhanded thing?
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(shoes thud)
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Oh, stop.
You're making me blush!
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Blair, why would you
do something like that?
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You hate clubs!
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But you nerds love 'em.
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It's called supply
and demand, baby.
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And mama's got
all the supplies.
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I'd be willing to give you
some club spots
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for the right price.
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I accept all forms of payment.
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But better act fast,
'cause word is out.
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Mm, I'm not stooping
to your level, Blair.
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And neither will my fellow
clubloving peers.
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Some kid just dropped off
a box of steaks
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for a spot in photography club.
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Wait a minute.
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The deal was for
New York strips!
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And these are nothin' but
lowly skirt steaks!
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Send 'em back!
You got it, boss!
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Hey. Dutch Club has openings.
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(huffs) But that's
only one club.
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You know I always partake
in seven clubs.
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It's why I carry
a seven of clubs!
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♪
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(sighs)
Closeup magic club, spring 2019.
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But if I'm not
in seven clubs,
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I'm not sure if that joke
will work anymore.
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Honestly, I'm not sure if
that joke ever worked.
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Guys, focus up.
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I got the club spots,
and you want 'em.
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Blair, you may think
you've won.
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But I have one more
trick up my sleeve.
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Tattling. Dad! Rachel!
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Mom, he's lying!
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Blair's being a club hog!
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Kids, we're working in here.
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(thunking)
Blair got a hacker to steal
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all the club spots
at school.
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Blair, what have I told you
about talking to Ungar?
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No Bitcoin for a month.
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Mom!
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She's trying to sell
all the club spots
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to kids who
couldn't get any.
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I'm set to make bank!
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And I'm not doing
anything wrong.
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It's a victimless crime.
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There are clear victims, here.
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Uh, me. Kyle.
The kid with the steaks.
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All victims.
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Talk amongst yourselves.
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This is a classic sinkorswim
parenting moment.
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Hold up. I've been reading
this new book on power parenting
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that Owen gave me
for Father's Day so I could be a better dad.
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Let's see.
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Potty training,
dealing with bullies,
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saving for college
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This book is worthless.
Thanks for nothing, Owen.
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I have an idea.
Okay.
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Blair, you're not selling
those clubs.
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Booyah. Power parenting!
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You are doing every
single one of them,
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or your allowance is cut off.
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Owen and Blair: What?
Ooh, it's goin' down!
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That's so not fair!
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I can't do all these clubs!
I have a life.
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And I don't!
Those clubs give me purpose.
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I can't only do Dutch Club.
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I'm fueled by my
seven club energy.
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♪
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I'm taggin' in.
I'm taggin' in. Let me do a parenting.
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Owen, you take on
so much every semester.
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Let's see what happens
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when you invest all that
seven club energy
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into just one club.
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So you're only
doing Dutch Club, and that's final.
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Booyah.
(makes exploding noise)
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You just got parented, son.
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(audience cheering and clapping)
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♪
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(sighs)
So this is it.
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My extracurricular.
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Singular.
Hey, I'm just glad we scored a club together.
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And word in the halls is,
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they found a reallife
Dutch dude to run it!
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Goedendag, kinderen!
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Mr. Penworth, you're Dutch?
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One point eight percent!
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At least according to
a DNA test I took at the mall.
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Anyway, I went to a mixer
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for Dutch people
last weekend,
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and I met the ambassador
of Amsterdam.
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Whoa!
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(singsonging):
I love ambassadors!
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Kyle, tell him.
He really does.
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You should see all the photos
inside his locker.
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(chuckles)
And this is the best part.
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I got him to agree to
visit our school club presentation night!
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What's club presentation night?
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A night where clubs
present things!
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I figure I'll just have
all the clubs do a presentation,
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guilt the parents
into going to it,
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charge $5 a ticket,
and them whamo!
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I can finally afford
to get my tips frosted.
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When did you tell him
this presentation was?
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This Friday.
(gasps) We have zero time.
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We can't look like fools
in front of an ambassador.
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Mr. Penworth, teach us
everything you know about Dutch culture.
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These are traditional
Dutch clogs.
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Okay, what else you got?
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Ugh, give me a break!
I've only been Dutch since last Saturday.
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If we're gonna put together
a presentation
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impressive enough for
an international diplomat,
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we need someone
with real vision leading this club.
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Someone who has what it takes
to put education over fun.
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Someone like
Let me guess. You?
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I accept the nomination.
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Kyle, get started on some
windmill research.
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Wendy, I need a collage
of famous Dutchmen
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from Van Gogh to...
whoever else is famous in Dutch.
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Hey, Carl? I need you to
whip up a scale model
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of the city of Amsterdam.
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But keep it PG.
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Aah, it's time to eat
and sleep Dutch culture.
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We've got an ambassador
to make my best friend!
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Now, people! Move! Move!
(clapping)
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♪
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There's my little beekeeper,
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and boxer, and rollerskater.
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How was it?
Awful.
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Bees are just bugs
that make annoying sounds
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and stab people
with their butt knives.
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Fun. And how 'bout
your other clubs?
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Even
(foghorn blares)
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Oh!
Let's see what they are.
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Ha ha!
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(laughing)
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Ha ha!
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Host: All right,it's time to voteon what club
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Blair went to.
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Director: So Blair
is the only one in this next scene.
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Aah!
(laughing)
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And we'll start the scene
in the school gymnasium.
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Surprise! You're gonna be,
uh, putting on new wardrobe.
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Surprise!
Director: Okay, have fun!
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Wardrobe change.
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Host:
Now, let's get backto the scene.
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Director:
Action.
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Welcome to Extreme
Body Slammers Wrestling Club.
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(laughs)
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For our first match,
you will be wrestling...
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Oh!
Mr. Penworth: Tilda the Body Builda!
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Yeah! Yes!
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(crashes)
(yells)
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Someone is goin' down!
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Rah!
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There's no way she's
in my weight class.
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Um...
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(yells)
(Mr. Penworth yells)
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(laughs)
Tilda: Yes!
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No, no, no, no.
That's a no.
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You're in my ring!
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Are you really gonna
body slam
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an adorable little girl?
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I don't see an adorable
little girl anywhere!
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That's just rude.
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And... wrestle!
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(bell dings)
(audience cheers)
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I'm small. I can crawl
into small spaces.
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What? Wha Huh?
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Don't worry, Blair.
I've got the ambulance on speed dial!
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(Tilda grunting)
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Ooh!
Audience: Oh!
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Oh, yes!
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Oh, no!
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Tilda:
Aah!
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I don't want to say
Blair is outmatched,
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but Blair is outmatched!
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(audience laughing)
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah!
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Oh, yeah!
(grunts)
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(audience clapping)
(Mr. Penworth laughing)
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(Tilda grunts)
(audience cheering)
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Audience (chanting):
Blair! Blair! Blair! Blair! Blair!
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(cheering)
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(laughing)
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(Tilda grunts, yells)
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Yes!
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Tilda's unhinged!
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Inviting her to wrestle
small children
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in a beginner's club
was a terrible idea!
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Run, kids! Run!
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Aah!
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Blair:
I really don't like this club!
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That's great, Blair.
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But I meant the other club.
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(foghorn blares)
(audience laughs)
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Ramon (yells):
Oh!
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(all laughing)
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Host:
Okay, now choosewhat other club
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Blair went to.
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I literally stepped back
onto set
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in this outfit,
about one minute ago,
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and another foghorn
already went off.
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We're gonna start
this next scene, and again,
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Blair's the only one
in the scene.
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Ramon and Tobie:
Yeah!
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So they made her do
two costume changes
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in under a second.
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I can't wait to seewhat the next thing is.
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Host:
And let's get backto the scene.
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Director:
Action.
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Ha. Welcome to Clown Club,
Blair.
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
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The journey to becoming
a great clown
258
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,888
begins with one small step.
259
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:42,850
Your nose!
260
00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:45,271
Right. Yeah. Um...
261
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,147
You know, I think
I make this look good.
262
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,358
Mr. Penworth: Hmm.
(honks nose)
263
00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,398
(audience laughs)
What's your clown name gonna be?
264
00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:54,862
What about
Rainbow Hair Blair?
265
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,123
A little... on the nose.
266
00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,485
Next up, squirting flowers!
267
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,083
Ooh!
268
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,658
Mr. Penworth:
We'll do target practice.
269
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,083
We go on one.
Ready?
270
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,132
One!
271
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,205
(grunting)
272
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,250
(grunts)
273
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,883
Ugh. Aah!
Take that!
274
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,171
Aah!
275
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,434
(audience cheering
and clapping)
276
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,466
Whenever your routine
is not working,
277
00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,509
put stuff down your pants.
278
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,353
It kills!
279
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,138
Like these.
(audience exclaims)
280
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,642
Ooh!
281
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,273
And this is a routine
I like to call
282
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,810
"Little Miss Popsicle Pants."
283
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,113
(Mr. Penworth giggles, snorts)
284
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,607
This is going a little slow.
285
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,029
All of these?
286
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,817
Oh
No. All of these.
287
00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,110
(gasps)
Aah! Aah!
288
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,704
(laughing)
289
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,239
Oh, my gosh.
This is really cold!
290
00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:44,413
That's a lot of
That's a lot of popsicles.
291
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,542
Not quite full yet.
Blair: Oh, oh!
292
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,329
Full on Oh! Ooh!
Mr. Penworth: Yeah! Ooh!
293
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,003
(shrieking)
294
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,171
Whoo!
295
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,173
Now, please do your
popsicle pants dance.
296
00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:58,974
(Blair grunts)
(circus music playing)
297
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,978
(audience laughing)
298
00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:15,066
Mr. Penworth:
Now presenting Rainbow Hair Blair!
299
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,783
Well, I would call that
a day full of
300
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,991
positive learning experiences.
(laughing)
301
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,542
And after all of that,
302
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,695
there's this dumb presentation
they're making us do.
303
00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,174
So, I need a polo mallet,
scuba gear,
304
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,875
and a pottery wheel
by Friday.
305
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,878
This lesson is costing us
a fortune.
306
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,509
Maybe she doesn't
have to do all the clubs.
307
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,376
No, let's stick to our guns.
308
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,013
Power parenting.
309
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,389
(doorbell rings)
Oh, that's Gator.
310
00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,966
He said he had a flute
Blair could borrow
311
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,181
for her jazz trap fusion club.
312
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:51,151
And that is not a flute.
313
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,055
Nope. I used my flute
as a smoothie straw.
314
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,194
Now it's all gunked up,
so I brought my old cello.
315
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,901
Let me tune
the big gal up for ya.
316
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,491
You play that thing?
Nah, noodled years ago.
317
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,657
I'd be surprised if
I remember a single note.
318
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:06,537
(playing melodic,
dramatic piece)
319
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,253
(melodic music continues)
320
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:16,667
So, why does Blair
need this thing?
321
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:18,301
Ah, it's for one of her clubs.
322
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,878
We're power parenting.
And it's working.
323
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,303
Look how focused Owen is.
324
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:27,104
(singing dramatically
in Dutch)
325
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,600
(thuds)
(huffs)
326
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,732
(speaking Dutch)
327
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,858
Probably just Dutch for
"I love you, Dad."
328
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,397
It's a lovely language.
329
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,030
♪
330
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:45,617
Now, I feel like we still
haven't topped this idea.
331
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,656
Owen gives a long,
but thoughtful speech.
332
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,621
It just feels right.
333
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,291
Of course,
this is a team effort,
334
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:55,330
so if anyone has
any other ideas, I'm all ears.
335
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,424
Ooh! Me! Ooh. Pick me!
336
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,381
Mr. Owen. Mr. Owen,
please pick me! Okay, okay.
337
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,182
Is it the clogging idea again,
338
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,716
because I already put it
in the "maybe" category.
339
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,060
(huffs)
Uh, Owen?
340
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,766
It seems like you're
putting every idea
341
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,226
that's not yours
under "maybe."
342
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,095
You know,
I noticed that, too.
343
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,102
But I wasn't gonna
bring it up. (chuckles)
344
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,324
Dude, can I talk to you
for a sec?
345
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,025
Please keep working.
346
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,946
I love your enthusiasm, but...
347
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,445
I just think you're
rubbing people the wrong way.
348
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:28,238
(chuckles)
Kyle, I appreciate your concern.
349
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,702
I really do, but, uh,
this club is nothing without me.
350
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,253
And these people know it.
351
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,076
All in favor of
voting Owen out of Dutch club,
352
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,212
raise your hand.
353
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,085
Kyle, you, too?
354
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,707
Sorry, man.
You're just drunk with power.
355
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,424
I'm not drunk with power!
356
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,434
I'm the only person
who can save this club.
357
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,046
Me, I tell you! Me!
358
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,813
You'll regret this!
359
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,929
You'll all regret this!
360
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,557
Quick question:
Can I still put this club on my college application?
361
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,105
(audience cheering and clapping)
362
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,447
Oh, my gosh.
That was so much fun!
363
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,028
Guys, that was not real.
364
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,163
No one got hurtin the making of this TV show.
365
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:14,660
♪
366
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:18,424
Well, we got Blair to stick with
all her clubs for a whole week.
367
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:20,287
Yeah, but we had to spend
so much money on equipment
368
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,754
that we can only afford
to send her to college
369
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,054
for like three days now.
370
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,507
You think Blair's
going to college?
371
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,378
You're sweet.
372
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,054
Welcome, everyone.
373
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,263
And now, for our
first presentation,
374
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,774
the ribbon dancing club!
375
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,556
(all applauding)
376
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,980
(upbeat dance music playing)
377
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:40,944
(clacks on floor)
378
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,365
Whoahohoho!
(applauding)
379
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:54,372
Now, we still have
34 more clubs to get through,
380
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,830
so, without further ado,
the French club!
381
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,541
(accordion music playing)
382
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:03,212
(bored sigh)
Bonjour. La vieest la souffrance.
383
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,672
Or the English translation:
Life is suffering.
384
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:12,096
And now, our 22nd
club of the night!
385
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,806
Surrealist painting club!
386
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,306
(applauding)
387
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,400
What's with
the deadeyed girl in every club?
388
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,029
Excuse me.
That deadeyed girl is my daughter.
389
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,185
The unwritten rule
of club etiquette
390
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:28,864
is a maximum of three clubs
per student.
391
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:31,323
Well, our son usually
does seven.
392
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,454
But not this time.
No, you see,
393
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,291
we forced him to do
just one club,
394
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:37,906
and we made our daughter,
who didn't want to do any,
395
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,794
do 35 clubs.
396
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,000
You forced that poor girl
to do all these clubs?
397
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,171
See, that's how trauma is born.
398
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:48,006
(dramatic music)
399
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,967
I am all clubs now!
400
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,394
Uhoh. We got a code red.
I'm on it.
401
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,694
She's totally fine.
402
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,696
♪
403
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,661
(panting)
We have...
404
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,777
one more
presentation tonight. Rachel: Ugh!
405
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,576
Mr. Penworth:
Now, we've saved the best for last.
406
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,038
(chuckles)
Dutch club!
407
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,869
(light applause)
But first,
408
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,504
and I can't believe he's here,
409
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,291
the ambassador!
410
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:27,134
(applauding)
411
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,420
Places, children. Places!
412
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,799
Wait!
413
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,101
The ambassador
will first hear from me.
414
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,885
Owen BellamyBlatt.
415
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,308
Founder of the second,
better Dutch club.
416
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,347
(gasps)
The rare double Dutch club!
417
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,981
That's my boy!
418
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:44,108
The one who's gone rogue.
419
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,645
Go on, Owen.
Show 'em we got one kid right.
420
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,817
We begin on a dusty,
cobblestone street.
421
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,610
The year? 1648.
(chuckles)
422
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,454
(yawning)
Mr. Penworth: Psst! Owen!
423
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,119
Get to the good stuff.
You're losing him!
424
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,908
Uh... Wwwait.
425
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,751
I'll just skip to
the big finale!
426
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,366
(foghorn blares)
427
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,634
(screaming)
(audience cheering and clapping)
428
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,211
Host:
All right. Last vote.
429
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:12,593
What goes wrongin Owen's presentation?
430
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,342
Well, I mean, come on.
Big finale.
431
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,184
Have fun, whatever it is.
Have fun!
432
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,059
Have fun. You're on your own.
Wow!
433
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,476
You're gonna read
from a cue card.
434
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,265
And you'll do whatever
that card says.
435
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,939
Host:
Okay, let's get backto the scene.
436
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:28,359
Director:
Action!
437
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,153
(laughing)
438
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,284
(chuckles)
439
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,241
Well, and now
for my big finale!
440
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,792
(all cheering and clapping)
441
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,457
I will now become
a human windmill.
442
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,127
Rachel: Okay.
(audience laughing)
443
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,379
Behold my windmill!
444
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,512
Rachel: Yeah! Whoa!
(applauding)
445
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,310
Yeah, it just starts,
doesn't it?
446
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,015
It doesn't really
give you a warning.
447
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:05,136
Uh, you may think that windmills
were invented
448
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,274
by minigolf courses,
but you're wrong.
449
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,271
It was the Dutch.
450
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,982
And this is starting
to go very fast.
451
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:15,027
Uh, this is not the way
I designed it.
452
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:16,739
It was supposed to be
a nice Whoa!
453
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,739
(all exclaiming)
454
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:19,991
Owen:
It was Whoa!
455
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:24,955
Wow! it was supposed to be
a nice, smooth ride.
456
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,125
You know, windmills harness
the energy of the wind.
457
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,795
Oh, and, uh, wind
is nature's fart.
458
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,795
(all laughing)
459
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,007
(grinding, thudding)
460
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,387
Oh, that, that's not
a good sound.
461
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,345
It's slowing down.
There you go. (thunks)
462
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,055
Oh, no. No!
463
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,845
Oh! Whoa!
464
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,098
Reverse!
Owen: Reverse!
465
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,057
(audience cheering)
466
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,863
(splashing)
(all exclaiming)
467
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,491
(audience cheering
and applauding)
468
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,815
That was your big finale?
469
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,322
Desecrating a windmill
in front of the ambassador?
470
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,284
What do you have to say
for yourself, young man?
471
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,414
I, I, I I'm sorry.
472
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,622
I, I was just trying to
impress you, Mr. Ambassador.
473
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,672
Which is why
we've also prepared a clogging routine.
474
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,877
That Owen helped with.
I did?
475
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,837
Ooh, clogging. My favorite.
476
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,629
Cloggers unite!
477
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,644
Hey!
478
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,215
(whimsical music playing)
479
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,872
Byron: Whoo!
Rachel: Yeah!
480
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:46,368
(audience applauding, cheering)
481
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,705
So, Mr. Ambassador,
482
00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,497
thus concludes our performance.
483
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,500
What do you think?
484
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,172
I am just tickled pink.
485
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,552
I mean, really cool stuff.
486
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,679
I mean, just really neat.
487
00:21:00,676 --> 00:21:02,756
Will you tell your countrymen
about our performance
488
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,432
when you return to Amsterdam?
489
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,600
Return? I've never left Ohio.
490
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,980
I'm afraid to fly.
491
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,937
But wait. How are you
the ambassador of Amsterdam?
492
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,608
No, no, no.
You must have misheard me.
493
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,147
I am not the ambassador
of Amsterdam.
494
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:20,361
I am the brand ambassador
for Hamster Glams.
495
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:23,162
What the heck is a Hamster Glam?
496
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:27,037
Hamster Glams is Ohio's
numberone photography studio
497
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:30,206
specializing in
portraits of hamsters,
498
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,746
ferrets, and guinea pigs.
499
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,919
We have all sorts of
different kinds of
500
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,498
backgrounds and costumes
501
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,213
to make your little furry friend
the belle of the ball.
502
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,764
Wait a minute.
503
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,967
We had to do all this work
504
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:44,927
just so this bozo could
try to sell us hamster photos?
505
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:47,179
Uh, yes. It seems I made
a little bit of a mistake.
506
00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:49,061
But in my defense,
507
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,518
it's really hard to hear people
when I'm wearing these babies.
508
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:52,939
(chuckles)
509
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,647
Boo him!
Boo him!
510
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,478
All:
Boo!
511
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,903
Boo!
512
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,362
Mr. Penworth:
Run, Dutchman!
513
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,492
Kyle, that was so nice
what you did for me.
514
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,830
Dude, you don't need
to apologize.
515
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,366
I know exactly who you are.
516
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,199
You're a hypercompetitive,
overachieving,
517
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,914
typeA control freak.
518
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:14,124
But, you're also my best friend.
519
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,957
(chuckles)
Thanks, buddy.
520
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,673
I just let my seven club energy
get the better of me.
521
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,394
Hey, don't be too
hard on yourself.
522
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:26,295
None of this would have happened
if you hadn't been forced
523
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,813
to just be in one club.
So...
524
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:30,135
I guess in a big way,
525
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,560
it's entirely
your parents' fault.
526
00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,769
It always is.
527
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,309
Well, if it's any consolation,
528
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,403
the rest of the parents
are absolutely
529
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,239
dragging the two of us
on social media right now.
530
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,605
How'd they get my
driver's license photo?
531
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,872
From now on,
532
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,025
we're just gonna
let you kids do you.
533
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,953
Yeah. I guess we'll take
a big step back from this whole parenting thing,
534
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,623
and let you kids
raise yourselves.
535
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,961
Wait. What?
That's not what I was saying.
536
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,917
Raise themselves?
And that's our show!
537
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:00,668
You've been a great audience!
538
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,301
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
539
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,851
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
540
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,152
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
541
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:28,776
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
542
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:33,288
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543
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,037
♪
544
00:23:35,087 --> 00:23:39,637
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