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♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

Tobie: Welcome to "Just Roll With It!"

(theme music playing)

(shouting and cheering)

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♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

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Just roll with it!

(bell ringing) (children cheering)

♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

(audience cheering)

Welcome to "Just Roll With It!"

(cheering and applauding)

When you hear this sound...

(silence)

Uh, what happened to the foghorn?

Anyone know where the foghorn guy is?

Here I am.

(audience laughing)

I am Metricules,

the keeper of the foghorn.

I... I come with a simple request.

Can I be on the show?

Like, as a wacky uncle?

Uh... I don't think so.

Besides, we need you to work the foghorn.

No, we don't.

There's actually a button over here.

When you hear this sound...

(foghorn blares)

You get to vote on what happens to us

in scenes!

(audience cheering)

If I don't have to do the foghorn,

then what do I do?

I guess you can do whatever you want.

You mean I'm free?

I'm free! I'm free!

(audience cheering)

Well, we're not.

So whatever happens, we'll have to...

All: Just roll with it!

(audience cheering)

♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

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♪ So let's live it up like we always knew ♪

Summer anthem alert!

♪ Staying up all night ♪

♪ Talk, text till whenever ♪

Go off, king! Woo!

A little help here?

Thank you.

Owen, why is the garbage still here?

Didn't take it out. Learning.

Fine. I'll do it.

Byron, would you get dinner started?

Chicken a la Byron coming right up!

Mmm.

Uh, it's just chicken covered in ketchup.

Mmm.

Umm, Blair?

Did you take out the chicken to thaw

like I asked?

'Cause this sink is chickenless.

It's completely devoid of chicken.

Yeah. I figured we could just order pizza.

Blair, pizza costs money.

We're having ketchup chicken, and that's final.

Did you guys let in the

(foghorn blares)

No!

(audience cheering)

Announcer: It is time for you to vote.

Who did the kids not let inside?

I would think this is gonna be

some type of a food thing.

Whoever stands by the dishwasher and the sink

make sure you're a few feet away from it.

Announcer: Votes are in.

Let's get back to the scene.

Woman: Action.

Did you guys let in

the dishwasher repairman...

(buzzer dings) (audience cheering)

...like we asked you to?

Was that the guy in the overalls?

With all the tools?

And the shirt that said, "Dishwasher repairman"?

Yes.

Nope, did not let him in.

(all exclaiming)

(excited chatter)

Come on, you guys. You guys!

Blair: What's happening?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure bubbles aren't supposed to come out of the dishwasher.

You know what? There ain't no party like a bubble party.

Woo!

I got stuff to clean it up, guys.

Great. Get in here.

Here I go! Come on!

Here, come on, let's let's get these bubbles and put them in here.

Yeah, let's put these bubbles in these teenytiny buckets, you guys, come on.

Gator: I've got a big bucket too, you know?

I'm gonna go try to turn it off.

Byron: Whoa, where did he go?

Owen? Owen!

Marco?

Byron: Well, come on, somebody help him.

Yes!

We got... We got dirty water.

Are you kidding me?

We ask you kids to do so little

and yet you somehow manage to do even less than that.

Look, Owen and I have extremely full, busy lives

and we don't have time to pick up your slack.

Neither of you appreciate how hard it is to be an adult.

Spoken like someone who doesn't remember

how wack it is being a kid.

Agreed. Childhood is a minefield of awkward social interactions,

and just when you think you've gotten the hang of it,

suddenly all the girls are taller than you.

You kids just don't get it.

No! You adults don't get it.

Uh, it is way harder to be an adult.

Actually, it's way harder to be a kid.

Hey, I have an idea.

Gator, does nothing make you uncomfortable enough to leave?

Nope! My mom says my inability to read social cues

is my superpower.

You guys should do that thing

where you touch a crystal ball,

swap bodies, and live as the other person,

so you could better understand them.

Then, Owen's looking in the mirror,

and he's like, "I'm a woman now?"

And Rachel's all like,

"What the heck? I'm a little boy?"

Then you realize you've switched places.

So you go back to the carnival,

but the witch is gone!

Gator!

What are you talking about?

It's all in the original movie I wrote.

It's called "The Great Switchy Witchy."

Actually, Gator, that's a great idea.

No one has ever said that to me before.

Owen and I switch places with Byron and Mom.

For the next two days, you guys try being kids,

while we try being adults.

In the end, you'll see how much harder we have it.

(Rachel scoffs) We could do that easily.

But just so we're clear,

as adults, you two are responsible

for picking up around here,

going to work, making dinner...

Doing laundry, paying bills,

fixing the dishwasher,

and worrying about the future while regretting the past.

Ha, ha, ha.

I already do that last one.

Yeah, sounds like a vacation.

If you're the kids,

then you have to go to school for us tomorrow.

Pfft. We're not going to school.

That's for children!

Yeah, that's literally the entire point of this.

Going to school is like the main thing we have to do.

Okay. Deal.

We'll do your stuff, and you'll do our stuff. When do we start?

Do I have time to squeeze in one last Rrated movie?

No. Now, hand over your phones.

Screen time is bad for your developing brains.

But my phone reminds me when to take my vitamins.

Oh, I can do that for you.

Hey, Mom. Take your vitamins.

Then it's settled.

We switch places right now.

Hey, Blair, can I have the week off from work?

Sure thing. Sweet!

You are way nicer than my last boss.

Uh, hey, kids. Clean up these bubbles.

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I don't have to take a bath for a year.

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Mornin', Mr. Penworth.

Well, howdy, Blair.

Rachel, Byron, what are you doing here?

We're switching places with our kids

so they can see how hard it is to be an adult.

So is it cool if we sit in for them today?

Oh, fine by me. The Thompson family is doing the same thing.

Here are your lunches.

Have a good class, sweetie.

Students: Oohooh.

Stop it! You're embarrassing me!

Oh, they grow up so fast.

All right, well, we're off to continue being awesome adults.

Bye, kids. Peace.

Hey, old guy. Newsflash.

No one wears their hat backwards anymore,

like some tryhard bad boy.

That's so 1990 lame.

But I like it this way.

I bet you like it that way.

Students: Oohooh.

That doesn't even make sense.

You don't make any sense.

Students: Oohooh.

Settle down, class.

There's nothing wrong

with a grown man dressing as a bad boy

to relive the '90s.

Ooh Sorry. Sorry.

♪

Ah, time for the morning commute.

Okay, Ryan Seacrest, I'm yours for the next 30 minutes.

Check it out.

I ordered, like, 10 gallons of ice cream from this app.

I just got brain freeze so bad,

my nose bled.

It was sick.

Ah, here comes another one.

Ahh! You gotta ride the wave!

Blair, stop riding the wave.

We're gonna be late for work.

Handled it!

I took the microphone

and put it up to a radio playing another station.

(sighs)

Always nice to have a day off of work.

I guess that would give me the opportunity

to get a jump start on the house cleaning.

Handled that too. Gator's finishing up.

He started doing that cleaning service app, GigGopher,

as a side hustle.

Uh, hi, Gator. Do you need a hand?

Oh, Gator can't speak.

I paid extra for GigGopher comfort,

so that he's not allowed to talk to us. Chopchop!

Blair, this isn't right.

Those apps charge Rachel and Dad's credit cards.

We don't have permission to use those.

We're the adults.

We are the permission.

They're using our backpacks,

so we get to use their credit cards.

I don't know.

Guess I'll have to eat all this ice cream by myself.

Any sherbet over there?

Got you your favorite.

Plain.

Ooh, make room for your boy.

Any extra for me?

Quiet, Gator! Zip it!

♪

Rachel... (sighs)

As I said before,

you can't just solve the equation.

You have to show your work.

But I got the right answer.

How can I be correct and wrong at the same time?

It's just not logical.

Hey, Oldie Locks.

Did you seriously turn your hat forward

just because I called you out on how dumb it looked

in front of the entire class?

(scoffs)

No. I just

The the lights were hurting my eyes.

Wait, did you just take your hat off

because I called you out for turning it forward?

My head was getting warm.

Did you just make up a fake excuse

because I called you out for taking your hat off?

No! Stop talking to me!

Do we really have to stay for this entire class?

Let's just give Penworth a couple of bucks

and have him tell the kids we were here the whole time.

We are not bribing their teacher.

We made a bet that being a kid was easier,

and we're going to prove it.

The kids are holding up their end of the deal.

We should do the same.

Byron, Rachel, that's enough disruption from you two.

(foghorn blares)

(audience cheering)

Announcer: It's time to have a pop quiz.

What subject should it be?

This is going to be so fun!

So fun. Fun!

Announcer: Now, back to the scene.

Woman: Action.

Byron and Rachel,

since you seem to think that you know everything,

you're going to get a little pop quiz in...

Biology.

(buzzer dings) Yeah!

(audience cheering)

I can do this.

I can't. I got your back.

Can I, uh, phone a friend? Like my son?

There are no phones allowed in class.

Okay.

I love you, honey, but I'm gonna destroy you in this.

We can't help each other?

(groans) Okay.

At the end of five questions,

the person with the most points wins.

And the loser will be suspended.

All right. Can we do basketball?

Is this basketball class, Byron?

No. Okay. Mr. Penworth: No, it isn't.

I'm gonna be so bad at this.

The first question is...

How many noses does a slug have?

Zero.

Rachel says, "Zero."

Uh, zero.

Byron, who doesn't understand the game, has also said zero.

The answer is...

(buzzer buzzes)

Ooh.

Zero to zero. Next question.

Which creature makes the biggest eggs in the world?

Ostrich.

Rachel says, "Ostrich."

Ah, um, um, uh...

Komodo dragon.

Byron says, "The Komodo dragon."

The answer is...

(buzzer buzzes) Rachel: What?

Whale shark. I knew that!

They lay eggs?

This is a gripping game of zero to zero.

How many stomachs does a sheep have? Three.

Three. Byron says, "Three."

That's what I was gonna say. Uh, I'll say two.

The answer is...

(buzzer buzzes) Mr. Penworth: Four.

It's a good thing you're here for just the day because you will not graduate.

Next question. Rachel: Okay.

What does a giraffe have on its tongue?

Blue taste buds.

"Blue taste buds," says Rachel.

Uh, food.

It's probably true.

And the answer is...

(buzzer buzzes) Rachel: Ugh.

Tongue hair.

You have that.

I gotta a lot of that.

I actually feel a little sorry for picking on you.

JK, I don't.

Last question.

Okay, let's do this.

What is a baby kangaroo called? Joey. It's a joey.

Mr. Penworth: Rachel says, "A joey." Let's lock it up.

Mr. Penworth: Byron? Uh, joey.

I did s

The answer is...

(buzzer dings) Mr. Penworth: Joey. Rachel's right!

One point. That's good. That's good.

Her eyes just read the question faster than mine.

It looks like Rachel is our winner. Good job!

As for Byron, you know what that means...

I don't.

Byron: What is that wall?

Doesn't look good.

Looks like Velcro.

Let's bring out the suspension gear.

Yep. You're getting suspended.

(audience cheering)

Byron, you are suspended.

All right.

(grunts)

(grunts, laughs)

(audience cheering)

I'm starting to think that maybe being a kid is harder.

Hang in there, honey, literally.

Thank you, baby. Yeah.

♪

This cheese is delicious.

Yeah, I know! The salami is great, too.

I can never get it sliced this thin.

After the day we had, there's nothing better than some thinly sliced Italian meat.

Shh! I don't want the kids to hear

what a struggle today was for us.

Hope you didn't fill up on appetizers,

because we made dinner for you kids.

I can't believe you two did all this on your own.

Me neither.

Yeah. Yeah, well, I guess you could say

that we are just way better adults than you.

I will say no such thing.

Ha! Uh, dig in before it gets cold.

How was school today?

Pfft. Fine.

Pfft. Whatever.

Rachel, Dad, sit up straight and use your words.

I just I just felt so much pressure to fit in.

Yeah. And I got yelled at and I swear I didn't even do anything.

You can ask everyone.

Huh. Are you saying that being a kid is... hard?

No! Not even. You're, like, putting words in my mouth.

Well, since you two finished your homework,

you each get one hour of screen time on your phones.

Ah! Enjoy your dinner, kids.

I'm gonna go for a little power walk

and reflect on all the things I've done wrong in my life.

And I'm headed to Hurricane Cantina with Ruth

for Mardi Gras Mondays. Wooo!

Uh... No, you're not.

Well, can't blame a gal for trying.

I cannot believe how good the kids are at being adults.

I mean, they made all this food

and the kitchen is already spotless!

It just It It

It feels fishy.

Um, I don't know.

Maybe we were wrong and it is just harder to be a kid.

(phone vibrates)

Hold up! The bank says someone spent over $500 on my credit card!

Where are the charges from?

Looks like a laundry service, a grocery app,

house cleaning, ice cream,

and one red velvet cupcake with a $40 delivery fee!

Yeah. I think it's pretty obvious who's responsible for this.

That bully from the school.

What? No! The kids!

Oh. Right, yeah, that makes more sense.

Yeah. I think it's time to teach them a little lesson.

♪

(audience cheering)

So glad I stuck.

♪

Blair, Owen, we're out of clean underwear.

We have to wear swimsuits!

Uh, don't worry. The laundry's done.

We'll bring it up to you in a moment.

Fine! But hurry.

Blair, could you check the app to see when the laundry's showing up?

It's not!

Our credit card's been denied!

Denied?

Oh, no, this is bad. Real bad.

We still have to do the laundry, make lunch, take out the trash.

How am I gonna take out the trash without an app?

This cannot get any worse!

(doorbell rings) I got it!

Hello, I'm here to speak to the BennettBlatts.

Is there an adult home?

We're the adults. Um, uh, please, come on in.

We got a call reporting a stolen credit card.

(coughs) Oh, uh, you, uh, you you did?

Yes. And credit card fraud is serious business.

So I'm here to investigate.

Out of pure curiosity and definitely not because it was me,

what happens to people who get caught?

They go to prison.

Prison? I can't go to prison!

That'll look terrible on my college application.

Again, just out of curiosity...

What's the WiFi sitch in prison?

Okay, fine. We did it.

We used our parents' credit card without permission.

Please don't put us in prison.

She's not gonna put you kids in prison.

Hi, Officer, we're the ones who made the call.

Both: What! Byron: That's right.

And you're both in big trouble.

You spent over $500 and you have to pay it all back.

That's fair.

I'm sorry. Me too.

Being an adult was just harder than we thought.

I guess we had to try it ourselves to understand.

Well... to be honest, you kids were right too.

Being a kid is no walk in the park.

I hated every second of it.

Come here, you two.

Thanks for stopping by and helping us teach our kids a lesson.

We can take it from here.

Hold up. You two called the police,

wasted my time and taxpayer money,

just to teach your kids a lesson?

Well, if we're being technical about it,

then technically, from a technical perspective,

yeah, we did that.

Okay, you two are so coming down to the station.

Wait, wait, wait, we're getting arrested?

What about them? They stole the credit cards!

I'm not putting children in jail.

We'll be back for you!

We know where you live!

(Byron muttering)

Huh... I guess it is harder to be an adult.

And that's our show!

(foghorn blaring)

(audience cheering)

That That was That was our show.

Announcer: Wait, that's not our show yet!

Time for a final vote!

What punishment should the officer give the family?

That was our show! He said, "And that's our show!"

Metricules! Metricules!

Announcer: Let's find out what you chose.

Woman: Action.

I just thought of a punishment your entire family can do.

It's an older law, but it's still totally legal.

All four of you are sentenced to clean up horse poop at the police stables.

(buzzer dings) (audience cheering)

Yeah, I vote nay. Yeah.

Mmm.

Should we make a break for it? Yeah.

Open the kitchen window. Blair: We can just

That's right. Rachel: What?

You all are gonna be down at the stables cleaning up real horse poop.

Oh! Wow!

Looks like we're cleaning TRex poop.

You guys have got to get horse toilets. This is... Yes.

Hope this teaches you never to misuse law enforcement ever again.

Well, uh, for real this time...

And that's our show!

You guys have been a great crowd!

(audience cheering)

(horse neighing) We're just cleaning a few horse stalls.

Yeah. It can't be that bad.

Yeah, we'll probably be done before lunch.

And then we'll get our weekend back.

(horse snorts)

Ugh. This is gonna take a lot longer than I thought.

Goodbye, weekend.

Why is there so much of this?

I'm just gonna pretend this is mud.

I think this guy needs more fiber.

(both grunting)

A lot of smelly mud.

This punishment is cruel and definitely unusual.

Hoooo, I struck gold!

(gagging) Eww!

Can we go home now?

Thanks a lot for nothing.

Nothing? What we just shoveled was something.

(horse neighs)

(theme music playing)

♪

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