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Tobie: Welcome to Just Roll With It!

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Just roll with it!

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Welcome to Just Roll With It!

(cheering and clapping)

When you hear this sound...

(foghorn blares)

You get to vote on what happens to us in scenes!

(cheering and clapping)

Hey, where'd you guys get those cool shirts?

Aw, from the escape room last weekend. Ha!

We broke the record. It was awesome!

All: ♪ Escape squad! ♪

Yeah! (all laughing)

Wait. Uh, why wasn't I invited?

Uh...

We put it in the group text.

There's a group text?

And whatever happens, we'll have to...

All: Just roll with it!

Woo! (audience cheering and clapping)

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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to the Youth of Akron Sports Society Spectacular games!

Or as we like to call it, the YASSS games!

Nobody calls it that.

We are streaming live to literally dozens of viewers.

Today, two fierce rivals will face off against each other

for a very good cause,

and setting aside all personal vendettas.

Look at Dirty Dan.

Thinks he's so much better than me,

just because he's better than me at most things.

But today, I'm finally gonna show him.

Well, let's keep in mind that today is about charity,

and working together as a team.

It does feel nice to finally get my blood pumping.

This week has been nonstop at work finding new sponsors.

But now (foghorn blares)

(audience cheering and clapping)

Host: All right, audience, it's time to vote.

You choose. What sponsor did Rachel get?

Whoo! All right. I'm excited.

I'm excited! Whoo! Let's go find some new sponsors.

So we will start the scene on Rachel's new line,

which you will read off of a note card.

Host: And let's get back to the scene.

Director: Action!

And since they're livestreaming the fundraiser,

I promised one sponsor

Molly's Mega Mouth Stretcher...

(cheering and clapping)

That I would get them some muchneeded exposure.

Wow. This is quite a production.

Hi, I'm Rachel BennettBlatt,

here to tell you about Molly's Mega Mouth Stretcher!

And here to help me show you about this amazing new product

is fourtime track and field gold medalist,

Sanya RichardsRoss!

(audience cheering and clapping)

You're a real gold medalist.

In the flesh. Four times. Oh, my goodness.

(cheering and clapping) Rachel: Wow.

When you're an elite athlete like me,

you have to make sure you stretch all of your muscles.

Especially the ones in your face.

So that way, you can have an awardwinning smile

when you cross that finish line.

I was wondering how you did it. Yes! Oh, yeah, yeah.

Molly's Mega Mouth Stretcher lets you do just that.

Wanna try it?

I, I think I have to say yes. (laughs)

(laughing)

Hope this doesn't make me look silly. (laughs)

(audience laughs)

(Rachel speaking)

(laughs)

(Sanya speaking)

(Rachel speaking)

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(Rachel speaking) (Sanya speaking)

(Rachel speaking)

(Sanya speaking)

(Rachel speaking)

Mm!

(Sanya speaking)

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(Sanya speaking)

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(Sanya speaking)

(Sanya speaking) (Rachel speaking)

(Sanya singing)

(both singing)

Yeah! (Rachel singing)

Whoo!

(cheering and clapping)

Let's give it up for Sanya RichardsRoss!

(cheering and clapping)

Mr. Penworth: If you're just tuning in,

the proceeds from today's games are going to the Akron Youth Club.

Some of my best basketball games have been played on that court.

Oh, you went there as a kid? Oh, no.

I volunteer there. I like playing sports against children

because it makes me feel powerful.

I see. Well, your days there might be numbered,

because they've fallen behind on their bills,

and the bank is about to shut them down.

Same as they did the old folks home, the hospital,

and that company that made sure there wasn't gasoline in our water.

Hopefully we'll sell enough tickets today to save the club.

Ain't that right, kids?

Stop smiling! Criminy!

Nobody wants to fork over money to happy kids!

As for today's competitors,

Byron Blatt and the Beatz101 family

will be facing off against their radio rivals,

DJ Dirty Dan and the Dirty Destroyers.

Say there, Gator. Aren't you part of the Beatz101 family?

I sure am, but they do not like including me in things.

Check out this perfect form.

I'd like to see DJ Dirty Dan do a lunge this good.

Is he looking at me right now?

No. Byron: He probably is.

I hope he gets a good look at this one.

Ooh! Aah!

What's wrong? Aah. I just tweaked my bad knee.

The doctor said you have to be careful with your knees

after that misguided catapult stunt.

Why don't you put on your knee brace?

Owen, are you insane?

Never let your enemies know your weakness.

(loudly): I am in perfect health.

And many doctors have even asked to study me

to learn my tips for staying in such good shape.

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Ooh!

(horn echoing)

Well, folks, that mesmerizing sound

from the Frank Morris Ceremonial Conch

means it's time for our games to get underway!

Oh, lookie here.

It's Akron's second most popular morning DJ.

(chuckles) Shows how much you know.

I'm Akron's fifth most popular DJ!

(chuckles)

You and your family are going down faster than your ratings.

As if! Nothing can go down faster than my ratings.

Ha! You just burned yourself, Byron!

That's 'cause I'm terrified on confrontation.

So I'm just talking without thinking about what I'm saying.

Yeah!

Ha. Uh, little curve ball here for you, folks.

I'm sure most of you remember that the last games we held

got a bit too heated.

So, this time,

we decided to try something new.

Something new? We're going to have each team

trade one of their members!

Now, I know this will be a difficult decision, but,

Byron, DJ Dirty Dan,

you must offer up one of your team members.

Feel free to take as much time

as you n Owen! We'll trade Owen.

Whwhat? Why?

Sorry, son.

Rachel's my rideordie,

and I'm scared of Blair because she has no moral compass,

and I'm not convinced she feels pain.

Wish it didn't have to be this way.

See you later. Byeee!

I guess I'll send over Dirty Dan Junior.

You will pay for this, Father.

Looks like things just got interesting, Gator.

I'll be honest. I have not been paying attention.

Terrific. Let's get these games started!

Welcome to the Dirty fam, little Byron.

(audience cheering and clapping)

I always wanted to be in a Disney show.

Check that off the list, and it was so much fun!

Thanks for having me.

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Gator: Byron's got the ball!

Passes it to some lady...

And boom goes the dynamite!

(whistle blows)

Mr. Penworth: Looks like the Dirty Destroyers have called a timeout,

and Dirty Dan appears to be having a pep talk

with young Owen. Not sensing a lot of chemistry, there,

which coincidentally, is what my date told me

last week at minigolf.

Been there, my dude. Let's listen in.

I've seen that look before.

My old man was a real sonofagun, too.

But when your father disrespects you like that,

know what I've found to be the best revenge?

For the last time, I'm not gonna pants my dad.

Eh, just think about it. All it takes is one quick yank.

It just feels so weird competing against my own family.

Little Byron, if you don't beat old Byron,

he'll never respect you.

Look, he gets caught up in the competition sometimes,

but no one respects me more than my dad.

Gator: Byron Blatt makes a move around his own son!

Mr. Penworth: And the Beatz Ballers

have won the basketball competition!

Disrespected, son!

Someone just got posterized!

I go hard in the paint.

This is King Byron's house. My house.

♪ Ooooh ♪ Aah!

(triumphant grunt) Still think he respects you?

Time to get dirty!

All: Yes!

Welcome back. We're in hour three of our games,

and a fire has officially been lit

under the butts of the Dirty Destroyers.

After a strong start by the Beatz Ballers

on the basketball court,

the Destroyers came from behind in gymnastics.

Gator: Good thing they call it gymnastics,

because the Destroyers are nasty!

(laughs)

Then the Beatz Ballers took the track and field event

when Dirty Dan Junior dominated the pole vault.

Gator: Good thing they call it pole vaulting,

because the Beatz Ballers are nasty!

(laughs) That one doesn't even make sense.

I'm trying to make it my catch phrase.

Please don't. (chuckles)

And who could forget about Rachel BennettBlatt's performance?

One of the fiercest competitors out there.

And all of those were just her warming up on the sidelines.

Good thing they call it volleyball,

because that lady Stop it!

With the Dirty Destroyers and the Beatz Ballers neck and neck,

we go to the final event Oh! (foghorn blares)

(audience cheering) Ha ha ha!

Host: Okay, audience.

You vote on what soccer challenge

Owen will have to compete in.

What if it's a DJ competition?

Tobie: Ooh! Ramon: Oh!

Let's go! Come around! Waaah! Ramon: Yeah!

Gator and Penworth will be given a notecard

with new dialogue to start.

Rachel and Dirty Dan will change.

Host: And let's get back to the scene.

Director: Action!

Before we go to our final event,

we've arranged a special oneonone match

for the Dirty Destroyers team member,

Owen!

(cheering and clapping)

Mr. Penworth: Come on up!

Owen will be competing against a surprise athlete

in an event called "Moving Human Target."

(cheering and clapping)

And for this event, the Beatz Ballers

have Akron Youth Club's biggest fan and supporter.

And threetime gold medalist,

Heather Mitts!

(audience cheering and clapping)

Whoo!

So, uh, Heather, I, I used to play a little soccer.

Do you think when I grow up, I could be a gold medalist?

Uh, sure! Mmmm.

(laughing) That's what I assumed. All right.

In "Moving Human Target,"

Rachel and DJ Dirty Dan will be the targets

that Owen and Heather will have to try and hit.

Gator: To our competitors,

if you hit the target, you get a point.

If you hit the body, you get no point.

(whistle blows) (audience cheering)

Rachel: Whoa, that was closer than I thought!

(buzzer buzzes) Gator: Whoa! Strong kicks by young Owen.

All: Oh!

Now remember, Owen, the goal is to hit the target.

All: Oh! Gator: Way to go!

One point for Owen!

Aah! (buzzer buzzes)

(buzzer buzzes) Ooh, no target at the knee cap.

(buzzer buzzes) Owen, did you mean to do that?

Last one.

(audience cheering)

Aah!

All: Oh!

Owen, is this going as well as you thought it would?

Um, absolutely not. (laughs)

Gator: Al right, Heather, it's your turn.

On the whistle, start kickin' stuff!

(whistle blows)

(all cheering)

(buzzer buzzes)

Rachel: Oh, you should do this for a living!

(thwacks) Oh!

Gator: She's tied it up, and she takes the lead!

Rachel: I dare you. I dare

(thwacks) All: Oh!

(thuds)

(thuds)

(thwacks) All: Oh!

She is so much better than Owen!

Owen: Yes. Heather: I thought you did awesome.

Great job.

(cheering and clapping)

And our winner is Heather Mitts, everybody! Whoo!

(cheering and clapping)

Gator: Heather, what made you want to compete today?

Well, my son Connor

is six years old, and he loves this show.

(cheering and clapping) Gator: So, uh, Owen,

how does it feel to lose to a real athlete?

You know, it actually feels amazing.

(Owen laughs)

I mean, come on. She has three gold medals. You know?

I, I did pretty good, though.

You did You did awesome.

Let's hear it for gold medalist, Heather Mitts!

(audience cheering and clapping)

(chuckles) That event was kickin'.

Ha ha ha. And now we go to our final event

Both: Dodgeball!

Gator: Ready, set,

throw balls at each other!

(whistle blows)

Mr. Penworth: This is the grudge match of the century.

Both teams are out for blood!

Yeah!

Gator: Bam! Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!

Mr. Penworth: Byron is machinegunning double throwing!

Incredible!

Gator: Rachel catches, but, oh!

She lost her concentration and is out!

Mr. Penworth: Owen throws...

Byyyyyrrrrron!

Gator: Blair BennettBlatt takes one for the team,

and goes down hard!

No! This is for my stepdaughter!

(screams) (thuds)

(gasps)

Owen, you're our last hope.

(coughs weakly) Destroy them.

(gasps)

(screaming): Don't you die on me!

Don't you die on me!

What are you doing? I'm just tired!

Sorry. My bad.

(eagle screeching in distance)

Well, son.

(western showdown music) Looks like it's just you and me.

Real sorry about what happened to your little girlfriend over there.

Don't worry.

You'll be joining her soon enough.

You made two mistakes, Pops.

One: I'm not in the proper head space

to be in a relationship right now.

And two:

Yeehaw!

(thuds) Aah! Aah!

You told me about your trick knee.

(all screaming)

Mr. Penworth: Man down!

Gator: Ooh, and it looks serious.

He is not getting up.

It's official! Dirty Destroyers win!

I repeat, Dirty Destroyers win!

(cheering)

Ooh, my knee! My knee!

Aah! Why? Dad... (sighs)

What have I done?

Byron: Why? Oh, my knee! Betrayed your father. Nice work, kid.

(audience cheering and clapping)

Hi, Dad! That was awesome.

I had so much fun.

Well, we are wrapping up this year's games,

and I think we raised a lot of money tonight.

Gator, what was your favorite part of today's events?

(foghorn blares) Oh!

(cheering and clapping)

Ha ha ha, ha ha!

Host: Last vote, audience.

You choose: What kind of pool race

did Blair compete in?

I mean, it's a flashback,

but it's what's Gator's favorite part.

We will start on Penworth's line,

"Gator, what was your favorite part of today's events?"

We will finish the stunt outside.

What?

Aah!

Host; And let's get back to the scene.

Director: Action!

Gator, what was your favorite part of today's events?

My favorite part was when Blair did that giant water ball race!

(cheering and clapping)

I really should have worked on my dive!

Whoa!

Audience (exclaiming): Whoa!

Well, Blair, I hope you know your way around a pool,

because this time, the Dirty Destroyers

get their own gold medalwinning elite athlete

who is sure to give you a run for your money in this event.

Please welcome twotime gold medalist,

Amanda Beard!

Whoa ho!

(audience cheering and clapping)

I'm, I'm competing against a twotime winning gold medalist.

I'm just excited to be here,

to smoke a kid in some competition.

(laughing)

Ready, set,

water ball race!

(whistle blows) (audience cheering)

Mr. Penworth: Wow, they're off, Gator!

Look at 'em spin it!

Gator: They are neck and neck right now!

Mr. Penworth: Or ball and ball!

Yes! That's my daughter!

Gator: They are going nowhere fast!

Mr. Penworth: Ooh, Blair took that early lead.

She's to the end first!

Gator: What an upset!

Mr. Penworth: She's halfway there!

Gator: I cannot believe this is happening!

This is a major upset!

Amanda Beard, she looks like she's taken a tumble.

Bennett versus Beard! A game that will go down in history!

She's done it! She's done it!

Yeah! Mr. Penworth: The kid has done it!

The winner is Blair Bennett!

(all cheering, clapping)

Blair, what are you thinking about right now?

Um, I'm thinking about just...

Ha. How I beat her? Um... (laughing)

I'm surprised right now.

I'm also out of breath, because that takes the wind out of you.

Mr. Penworth: We would like to thank

gold medalist Amanda Beard.

(all cheering and clapping)

That was footage from earlier this evening.

And now it's time to announce the clear and obvious winners

of the Youth of Akron Sports Society Spectacular games.

The Dirty Destroyers!

Yes! Yes! Let's go!

Well, this is highly unorthodox,

but I have just received a late score correction

from the judges.

Section seven, paragraph four of the rule book states that

"If any competitor intentionally harms an opponent,

their team is immediately kicked out of the competition!"

Do you realize what this means?

Yes!

No, I'm asking. What does this mean?

It means that since Owen intentionally aimed

at his father's bad knee,

the Dirty Destroyers are disqualified!

The Beatz Ballers win!

Yes! Yes!

Mr. Penworth: Get on up here, Beatz Ballers!

We have some cheap medals,

which I have been told should not touch your bare skin.

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, wounded athlete coming through.

Ah, man...

You never want to win on a disqualification,

but this is actually a heroic story.

A radio DJ maimed in action

by his own son, but through pure grit,

perseverance, and boyish good looks,

was able to win the day,

and teach Akron how to love again.

(clapping)

(yells): Yeah! Thank you!

Wow!

Wait! My dad is a fraud!

(all gasp)

I don't know what you're taking about, son,

but if you go wait in the car like the sweet,

angel child that you are,

while I receive my welldeserved honor,

I'd really appreciate If I injured your knee

as bad as you claim I did,

then why is your bandage on the other knee?

No! Yyou see, my...

My knee was so injured that, that...

the ice and the bandage were like,

hurting it more. So I moved it to the other knee,

for safekeeping.

And, and Beatz101 doesn't deserve this illgotten check!

Yes. Let the Dirtiness consume you, child.

Ha ha! And neither do we!

Uh, actually (cracks)

(thuds)

It doesn't belong to either of you!

It belongs to the Akron Youth Club!

Right.

Wow. I legit forgot about that.

Me, too. We made this about us.

But the whole point of this competition

was to raise money for the kids.

I was just so mad at you for trading me

that I lost sight of what was important.

Buddy, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

I should have never traded you.

Or at the very least, I should have pretended like

it was a tougher decision,

so that you would feel better.

I would have appreciated that.

I'll do it next time. (Owen chuckles)

Well, I'm sorry I mollywopped you in dodgeball.

That's okay.

If it makes you feel any better, it didn't actually hurt.

Because you're a little boy and I'm a grown man.

(chuckles) Thanks, Dad.

Okay, that's enough of the kumbaya, touchyfeely stuff.

It is time to hand out the MVP award.

Lay it on me.

We forgot to buy the MVP trophy this year.

Uh, but, I do have a halfeaten energy bar

in my fanny pack you could have.

I'll take it.

And that's our show!

You guys have been a great spectators!

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