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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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(theme music playing)
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(kids yelling and cheering)
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♪ N a na na nana na na na ♪
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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(bell ringing)
(kids cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
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Tobie:
Woo!
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Tobie and Ramon:
Yeah!
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Welcome to
Just Roll With It!
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Ramon: Yeah!
(audience cheering and clapping)
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The only show where
you get to vote on
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what happens to us in scenes!
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When you hear this sound...
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Boy (yelling):
Wait!
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Who said that?
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It's me.Ramon from the future.
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(static)
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Oh. Neat.
Hi, Ramon from the future.
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It's me, Ramon from the present.
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Quiet, you simple child.
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I'm broadcasting to youfrom the end of the taping.
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It's pure carnage.Kaylin's never quite the sameafter tonight.
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Tobie can't stopspeaking backwards.
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And we don't knowwhere Suzi is.
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It all goes rogueafter the first foghorn sound.
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No matter what,do not let the foghorn go off.
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It will end
(foghorn blares)
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Oh, no.I'm, I'm, I'm too late.
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You poor fools.
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You poor, poor fools.
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(static)
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Huh. That was weird.
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Anyway,
no matter what happens, we'll have to...
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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(all cheering and clapping)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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No, absolutely not.
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That definitely belongs
in the yard sale box.
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Byron:
Come on, it's my lucky sweatshirt from middle school!
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What?
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I had a big breakfast.
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Stop looking at me!
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Byron, we can't have a yard sale
if there's nothing to sell.
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Remember, no extra money,
no family vacation,
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and I think we owe ourselves
a better vacation than the last one.
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(foghorn blares)
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Kaylin: Really?
Ramon: I knew it! I knew it!
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(bell dinging)
Announcer: Here it is.Your first vote.
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What was the lastBennettBlatt familyvacation?
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Wellplayed.
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I haven't gotten messy
in so long.
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We owe ourselves
a better vacation than the last one.
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Announcer: Votes are in.Let's get back to the scene.
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Director:
Action!
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(bell dinging)
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
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All righty, gang.
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Welcome to the
Shark Bait Scuba Tour!
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Shark bait?
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Yeah, we gotta work on
that name, you guys.
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(audience laughing)
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What's the first rule
of scuba diving?
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Don't go scuba diving?
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(audience laughing)
Rachel: No, it's don't poop in your suit.
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(all yelling)
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Owen:
We need shark repellent.
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Blair: He missed us.
Owen: Yeah.
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Owen: Wow.
Rachel: He looked like he was smiling, too.
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That's good sign.
Owen: Yeah.
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Owen: Oh, no!
He's not Help!
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He can sense my fear.
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Dive! Dive!
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Sing the shark song,
so she'll go away.
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The shark song?
Byron: (chuckling) Yeah.
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Okay.
Blair: ♪ Sharky, sharky, go away ♪
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Byron: Go away!
Blair: ♪ We don't want you to eat our face ♪
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Byron: Go away!
Blair: ♪ Please leave us alone and die ♪
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Byron: Get out of here!
Blair: ♪ Because I don't feel like saying goodbye ♪
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(Blair screaming)
(audience screaming)
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(Owen screaming)
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Blair!
(Rachel yelling)
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Owen:
Blair!
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It's her fault for being
so bitesized.
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I know, but
She's the size of an appetizer!
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(Byron laughs)
(audience laughing)
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
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Yeah, that vacation
was pretty bad.
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Luckily my Army shark defense
training saved Blair.
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I've got a good idea
for this year.
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It's always been a dream of mine
to attend Pasta Days at Pool Lagoon.
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It's the only day of the year
the government lets you eat lasagna in the lazy river.
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No. Byron, Owen and I
were talking about
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how nice it would be
to do a walking tour of London.
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What? But London has, like,
no rides!
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Ugh! Dad and Rachel
left stuff everywhere!
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Kyle's almost here,
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and if he walks in and sees
this place so disorganized,
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he might cancel our friendship
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while it's in its earliest
and most vulnerable stage!
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Kyle, huh?
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I thought you guys
were just lab partners.
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But am I getting
a potential new bestie vibe?
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Uh, we're not besties.
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We're just hanging out,
taking things slow,
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and whatever happens, happens.
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But yes, there are
definitely vibes.
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(doorbell rings)
He's here, he's here! He's my friend and he's here!
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What's up, OMoney?
KDawg!
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Ha! We have nicknames
for each other
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to signify that we've
surpassed formalities,
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because we're friends.
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Hey, Owen, check out
this cool portrait I drew of you.
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It's manga style.
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And one of your arms
is a photon laser canon.
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And the other one
is just a regular arm,
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in case you need to
pick stuff up.
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Itit's perfect.
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I've always wanted
a photon laser canon arm.
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And I do sometimes
need to pick stuff up.
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Same, man. Same.
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Uh, please excuse the mess.
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We're getting rid of
a bunch of stuff we don't need.
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Duly noted.
I'll let it slide just this once.
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(chuckling)
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Duly noted. Ha ha!
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Oh, we do have fun.
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You must be Owen's new friend.
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He cannot stop
talking about you.
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(laughs)
Yeah, right.
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I mentioned you like one time.
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Rachel, you're embarrassing me.
Go away.
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Hey, Kyle, any chance
you'd like to take any of these things,
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like some, uh, novelty glasses
that spell out the year 2009?
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Ooh! Or a motorized fish
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that sings Elvis songs?
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Honestly? No.
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I like this kid.
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Don't you screw this up, Owen.
Ignore her.
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It's cool.
Can I use your bathroom?
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Sure thing. Down the hallway.
Thanks, buddy.
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Did you see that?
He called me his buddy!
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Uh, missing the headline.
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Did you see him
go into the bathroom
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with his backpack still on,
like a psychopath?
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Ugh. You don't think he's
one of those guys
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who carries around butt wipes,
do you?
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Blair, they're called
sanitizing wipes,
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and it's not weird.
It's civilized.
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(sighs)
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Owen, ready to go?
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Yeah, I'll grab my bag.
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Oh, Kyle and I are
headed to school early
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so we can get some
quality oneonone time with the teachers
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before all the casuals show up.
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I'm sure teachers love
talking to students while they're off the clock.
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They actually do.
They're very lonely.
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(door closes)
Hey, where'd you put my sweatshirt?
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I don't know.
You probably just misplaced it.
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No, I didn't.
It was right here.
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Okay, here's how
this is gonna go.
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I know one of you took
my brandnew bubble gum toothpaste
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from the bathroom.
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I'm gonna give you
five seconds to return it,
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and then I'm gonna
start throwing elbows.
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Blair, I'm the one
who tells you to brush your teeth.
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Why would I steal
your toothpaste?
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Exactly! It's the perfect crime.
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You guys both
lose things all the time.
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You probably just
Hey! Where's the quilt I put in the "keep" pile?
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I don't know, but good riddance.
That thing was hideous.
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I made it myself.
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Let me finish.
It was a beautiful quilt,
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and I won't rest
until we find it.
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I think I know who did this.
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(gasps)
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Ghosts.
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♪♪
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We need to talk about Kyle.
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He won you over?
(chuckles) I knew he would.
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No.
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Do you think it's possible
that Kyle took some stuff from our house?
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BBlair, what are you
talking about?
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I'm talking about my toothpaste,
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Byron's sweatshirt,
and Mom's ugly quilt.
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I think he might have lifted
some stuff from our house this morning.
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Uh, accusing Kyle
of stealing is low,
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even for you.
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There must be
some other explanation.
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It makes no sense.
Why would he steal from us?
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You're missing the point.
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Kyle did it, and I'll prove it.
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How?
By breaking into his locker,
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where every missing item
magically falls out dramatically,
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confirming his guilt
like some stupid TV show?
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(banging)
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This could be anyone's locker?
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It literally says
"Kyle's Locker."
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There are so many Kyles
in this school.
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Look. There's even a portrait
of his own face.
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My new best friend's a thief?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Quiet day.
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Too quiet, if you ask me.
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Looks like I picked
the wrong week to stop drinking Boba tea.
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We shouldn't be here.
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I can't believe I let you
talk me into a stakeout.
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There's no way Kyle
would steal from our family.
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For all I know,
you planted that stuff in his locker.
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As if I would frame
an innocent kid just to prove my point.
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Actually, I've done that
multiple times.
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But that's why we're gonna
tail him after he leaves the school.
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Who knows who he's working for.
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Is it the mafia? The Illuminati?
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The United States
Department of Agriculture?
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Follow the money, baby!
Follow the money!
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What are you even talking about?
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What has gotten into you?
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This is Stakeout Blair, baby.
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Get used to it, baby.
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Stop saying "baby."
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How you doin', baby?
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Uh, Blair! I'm so sorry, ma'am.
She's unwell.
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But that is very cute baby
you have there.
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There he is.
Oh.
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Ooh, come on, buddy.
I know you didn't do this.
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Prove me right!
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Let's wait a minute,
then follow,
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so he doesn't
see us on his trail.
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(static)
Officer (over radio): Uh, Lloyd,
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did you leavethe security car unlocked?
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'Cause I can see two kidsplaying around in it.
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Lloyd (over radio):
Roger that.Heading back to the car.
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Will apprehend.
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Whoops. They saw us.
This just got real.
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We gotta go!
Tuck and roll!
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♪♪
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Look, I know that's
an unpopular opinion or whatever,
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but that's how I feel.
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And judging by the way
the switchboard is all lit up,
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maybe I'm in the wrong,
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but I stand by
what I previously said.
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So... whatever.
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Singers (over radio):
♪ Byron and Gatorduring drive time ♪
249
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Thanks for covering for me
while I ran to my car.
250
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How'd everything go?
251
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Pretty good, I think.
252
00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,645
I'm just gonna go ahead
and unplug these phone lines
253
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for no reason, though.
254
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By the way,
do you know why
255
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,410
there's so many angry people
in front of the station?
256
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Uhoh. Are they veterinarians?
257
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,405
Yeah, they are.
258
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I have no idea.
259
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:53,128
Byron, what is this?
What's what?
260
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You stashed all your junk
for the yard sale in the studio!
261
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This isn't my stuff.
It's, uh, Gator's.
262
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It is? It is.
263
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:06,941
This award for being
"Akron's Black Leader of the Year?"
264
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Byron, I don't know
what to do here.
265
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I just needed a little time
to sort through everything,
266
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and decide what I want to sell.
267
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,567
But for now,
I'll put it in this closet.
268
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Wait. No, not that closet.
It's full (yelling)
269
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I wonder whose junk this is.
Well, hey
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There There is actually
some great stuff in there.
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No!
(foghorn blaring)
272
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(audience cheering
and clapping)
273
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(bell dinging)
Announcer: Okay, audience.
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What great stuffis in the box?
275
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She thinks that we're gonna get
276
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stuff sprayed out of boxes
at us.
277
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Director:
You'll be cued to pick up a small box,
278
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from the junk
that fell on Tobie. Okay.
279
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Announcer:
Now back to the scene.
280
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Director:
Action!
281
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There's some great stuff
in there.
282
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,364
Like my gloves.
283
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These are my favorite gloves
that I fill with fish guts.
284
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(bell dinging)
(audience cheering and clapping)
285
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(laughs)
286
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To keep my hands moisturized!
287
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Let me show you.
288
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(Byron chuckling)
(audience exclaiming)
289
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Let's blend it up!
Ha ha ha!
290
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:27,142
(audience exclaiming)
291
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:31,062
You know,
I read this health tip on the internet,
292
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so you know it has to be true.
Oh. (laughs)
293
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Rachel: A lot of tentacles.
Byron: Mm.
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(blender whirring)
There we Aah!
295
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Rachel:
Can you believe most people just throw fish guts away?
296
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Byron:
Th They should. I'm glad.
297
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I don't know why
you keep 'em, baby.
298
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This is the world's
worst milkshake. (giggles)
299
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I can't wait to show you
how this works.
300
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There you go.
(audience exclaiming)
301
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Byron: (chuckling) Aah!
Aah!
302
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It's so nasty. Oh!
(chuckles) Yes.
303
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,756
Now, Rachel, put your hand in.
Of course!
304
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(laughs) Okay.
That's the best part!
305
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(audience yelling)
306
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Rachel:
Aah!
307
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,567
Ooh!
It's coming through!
308
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The gag reflex means
it's working!
309
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Ooh.
310
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That's good therapy, right?
Aah!
311
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Good therapy.
Aah!
312
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Gator, I need your help.
Grab the other one for me.
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Oh, goodie.
(chuckles)
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(Byron chuckling)
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Byron: Ooh, ooh. Yeah.
Aah!
316
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Byron: Oh, oh.
(audience exclaiming)
317
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All right.
Time to get double pretty.
318
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Ooh!
319
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,512
(audience exclaiming)
320
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Rachel:
Oh, yeah.
321
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Aah, it's
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It touched me.
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Byron: Just make sure
you don't wear 'em around any hungry cats.
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Rachel:
Oh, no.
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Let me just get...
326
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...get a little bit of that...
(audience exclaiming)
327
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vitamin E out.
328
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,356
Byron: Ooh.
(Rachel grunts)
329
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Well, thanks for your help,
though.
330
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,539
Can I get a highfive?
I'm fine, thank you. (chuckles)
331
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If you love those gloves
so much,
332
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then you should wear them
for the next few days.
333
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(audience exclaiming)
334
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You know,
335
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as proof. (cackles)
336
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,169
It's the gift that
keeps on giving.
337
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:29,054
(audience cheering
and clapping)
338
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:30,929
Aah.
339
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Byron, the point is,
340
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I don't want to give up
any of my stuff.
341
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Me, neither.
342
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,062
But I think I have a plan.
343
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:43,034
Let's become hoarders
and sell our blood to pay for the vacation.
344
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Deal.
Thank you.
345
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,107
Aah! Aah!
346
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,534
Aah ha ha!
Thank you.
347
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:50,492
Thank you.
348
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,334
I love my wife!
I love you.
349
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,076
Thank you so much.
350
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,417
Aah.
351
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,012
♪♪
352
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,677
You sure he went this way?
353
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,045
I don't see any houses around.
354
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,091
Blair:
Shh! There he is!
355
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,553
(huffs)
356
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,934
This must be where
he makes the hand off.
357
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,061
Okay, Kyle.
358
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,727
What's the game plan?
359
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:19,516
What's the Illuminati want
with my toothpaste?
360
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,073
Blair, look.
361
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,950
He's not dropping off anything.
362
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,199
I think this is where he lives.
363
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,998
♪♪
364
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,170
♪♪
365
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:41,997
(doorbell rings)
366
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,666
Kyle!
367
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,171
My buddy! My pal!
368
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,974
Come in. Relax!
369
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,587
You know what?
Kick your feet up.
370
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,054
Um, okay, it's
371
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(crashing)
372
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,644
Can I, uh, grab you a beverage?
373
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,271
We have OJ, fruit punch,
three different types of water.
374
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,018
Tap, bottled, and sparkling.
375
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:04,610
Or, if you're feeling
a little naughty...
376
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,989
my personal fave:
sugarfree lemonade.
377
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,525
I'm fine, thanks.
378
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,908
A hot cocoa guy, huh?
I'll put a pot on.
379
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,156
(chuckles)
Owen.
380
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,197
I'm good, dude.
381
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,541
You texted me to come over,
so what's up?
382
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,407
I just thought we could chill,
383
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:21,173
hang, vibe out.
384
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:23,075
Make, uh, use of
goods and services
385
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,464
that are readily available
at my place.
386
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,591
You know. Friend stuff.
387
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,168
Are you hungry?
388
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,013
I mean, I guess I could
have a snack
389
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,968
Perfect. You haven't lived
until you try one of my grilled cheeses.
390
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,100
Or how about a classic PB&J?
391
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:37,807
Owen!
392
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,097
You know what?
I'll make both.
393
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,021
Nothing's off limits
for my buddy.
394
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,309
Really?
395
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,652
Well, since you offered,
can I have your sneakers?
396
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:47,729
They're pretty sweet.
397
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,612
(chuckles awkwardly)
398
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,951
Uh, well, well, my, uh,
my dad kind of bought them for
399
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,985
You know what?
Yes, totally. They're all yours.
400
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:57,913
Dude!
401
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,914
I'm joking.
402
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,662
And why are you acting so weird?
403
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,206
I'm not acting weird.
404
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,037
Can't a guy offer his best bud
all his valuables?
405
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,013
Wait. You know, don't you?
406
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,585
(sighs)
We...
407
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,761
followed you to
your house yesterday.
408
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,969
W Well, to your home.
409
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:19,140
Yeah, my mom said
she saw two creepy kids
410
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,600
sneaking around in the bushes.
411
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,562
That would be us.
412
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,101
I'm sorry we followed you.
413
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,234
I just wanted to prove
you didn't take our stuff.
414
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,321
About that, I'm sorry, man.
415
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,738
When your mom asked
if I wanted any of that stuff,
416
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,817
I thought it was all
up for grabs.
417
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,912
I only took what we needed,
418
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:39,117
but I should have asked first.
419
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,038
I just...
420
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,206
didn't want to have to explain
my situation.
421
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,165
And you don't have to.
It's cool.
422
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:48,416
I actually feel relieved
now that someone else knows.
423
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,006
We fell behind on rent
when my dad got laid off,
424
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,756
but with my mom's new job,
425
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:58,138
hopefully we'll be able
to save up enough to get our own place soon.
426
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,467
I was just worried people
would treat me differently if they knew.
427
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,894
I don't want anyone's pity.
428
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:06,435
(laughing)
429
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,982
No one wants that.
430
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,071
(sighs)
Look,
431
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,027
your secret is safe with me.
432
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:16,447
And don't feel bad.
This kind of thing could happen to anyone.
433
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,567
You're always welcome here
whenever you need.
434
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,204
So you still want to be friends?
435
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,662
No. I want to be best friends.
436
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,827
♪♪
437
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,088
This is usually the time we play
438
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,167
"Full Diaper Karaoke..."
439
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,759
But instead, we're gonna
talk about something really important.
440
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,140
My family and I
were planning on using
441
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,637
the money we earned
from a yard sale
442
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,769
to pay for our family vacation.
443
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,056
But my thoughtful kids
reminded us that
444
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,520
there are families in Akron
who need help getting back on their feet.
445
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,112
So we decided to
donate our items,
446
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:54,488
and we challenge you
to give back, as well.
447
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,985
Let's do some real good
for the community.
448
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,865
And I'd like to give
a heartfelt apology
449
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:08,000
to all the fine people in
our state's veterinarian community.
450
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,588
My opinions were outdated,
horribly hurtful,
451
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,245
and wildly inaccurate.
452
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:18,085
Okay, we're gonna take
a quick break.
453
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,222
We'll be back in five.
454
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:23,347
Singers (over radio):
♪ Byron and Gatorin the morning ♪
455
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:25,927
Byron, does this mean you're
finally gonna give up your sweatshirt?
456
00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,983
(foghorn blares)
(audience cheering and clapping)
457
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,515
(laughing)
458
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,573
(bell dinging)
Announcer: Now youget to decide.
459
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:38,317
What final thing will Byronpart with?
460
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,870
We will start the scene
on Rachel's new line,
461
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,945
which you will read
off of a card. With my fish hands.
462
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,121
Yes, exactly.
463
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,039
Announcer:
Now, back to the scene.
464
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,577
Director:
Action.
465
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,252
Byron, does this mean
you're finally giving up
466
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,671
your possessed
pottery wheel?
467
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,970
(bell dinging)
(audience cheering and clapping)
468
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,875
I forgot I had that thing.
469
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,264
Rachel: Yeah!
(Byron chuckles)
470
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,350
Here it is. I, I found my
(chuckles)
471
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:07,095
(audience exclaiming
and clapping)
472
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,440
Uh, let me show you
what I normally do.
473
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,146
(chuckling)
(audience laughing)
474
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:14,816
Please.
I'm kind of scared to see what you normally do.
475
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,975
(audience laughing)
476
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,614
There we go.
It's moving. There we go.
477
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,491
Look at that.
Rachel: All right.
478
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,318
Byron: See?
It's not that hard. Look at that.
479
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,163
Yeah, thank you.
480
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,157
Owen:
It, it, it's, it's tearing, man.
481
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,119
It's a it's a little
Whoa!
482
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,158
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(all exclaiming)
483
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,040
Look. Yeah. Yeah.
(chuckles)
484
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,712
Does pottery have
a speed limit? I hope not.
485
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,092
Now I get the possessed part.
486
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,758
Yeah.
(Byron chuckles)
487
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:40,967
We have another one.
(chuckles)
488
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,761
(audience cheering
and clapping)
489
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,931
Let me help you.
Come on, man. Thank you.
490
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,310
Thank you.
(audience laughing and cheering)
491
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,228
Yes.
492
00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,306
Fish eggs. Fish eggs.
493
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,691
It looks terrible
and it smells bad.
494
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,688
(audience laughing)
495
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,360
Look at Okay.
Okay, there we go.
496
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,069
(audience yelling)
Oh, that's Oh!
497
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:02,490
Whoa!
498
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,118
Oh, wow! Oh, yeah!
499
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,120
(audience cheering)
500
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,003
I made a
I made a napkin.
501
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,036
(all laughing)
Blair: Yes!
502
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,209
Owen:
Yay!
503
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,341
Owen, I'm really sorry
I was so quick to judge Kyle.
504
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,546
Turns out, he didn't steal
my toothpaste, after all.
505
00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,547
It had just fallen
right into the toilet.
506
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,932
But I fished it out.
Good as new.
507
00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,719
Oh, Blair.
508
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:33,143
Relax. You can't get
toothpaste dirty.
509
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,021
The veterinarians
are still outside,
510
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,112
and still very mad.
511
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,569
Looks like I'm
sleeping here tonight.
512
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:46,029
Well, that's our show!
513
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:49,371
You guys have been
a great crowd!
514
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,410
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
515
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,582
(audience cheering
and clapping)
516
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,173
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
517
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,595
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
518
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,020
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
519
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,902
♪♪
520
00:23:22,952 --> 00:23:27,502
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