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Tobie: Welcome to Just Roll With It!

(theme music playing)

(kids yelling and cheering)

♪ N a na na na na na na na ♪

All: Just Roll With It!

(bell ringing) (kids cheering)

♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

(audience cheering and clapping)

Tobie: Woo!

Tobie and Ramon: Yeah!

Welcome to Just Roll With It!

Ramon: Yeah! (audience cheering and clapping)

The only show where you get to vote on

what happens to us in scenes!

When you hear this sound...

Boy (yelling): Wait!

Who said that?

It's me. Ramon from the future.

(static)

Oh. Neat. Hi, Ramon from the future.

It's me, Ramon from the present.

Quiet, you simple child.

I'm broadcasting to you from the end of the taping.

It's pure carnage. Kaylin's never quite the same after tonight.

Tobie can't stop speaking backwards.

And we don't know where Suzi is.

It all goes rogue after the first foghorn sound.

No matter what, do not let the foghorn go off.

It will end (foghorn blares)

Oh, no. I'm, I'm, I'm too late.

You poor fools.

You poor, poor fools.

(static)

Huh. That was weird.

Anyway, no matter what happens, we'll have to...

All: Just Roll With It!

(all cheering and clapping)

♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

No, absolutely not.

That definitely belongs in the yard sale box.

Byron: Come on, it's my lucky sweatshirt from middle school!

What?

I had a big breakfast.

Stop looking at me!

Byron, we can't have a yard sale if there's nothing to sell.

Remember, no extra money, no family vacation,

and I think we owe ourselves a better vacation than the last one.

(foghorn blares)

Kaylin: Really? Ramon: I knew it! I knew it!

(bell dinging) Announcer: Here it is. Your first vote.

What was the last BennettBlatt family vacation?

Wellplayed.

I haven't gotten messy in so long.

We owe ourselves a better vacation than the last one.

Announcer: Votes are in. Let's get back to the scene.

Director: Action!

(bell dinging)

(audience cheering and clapping)

All righty, gang.

Welcome to the Shark Bait Scuba Tour!

Shark bait?

Yeah, we gotta work on that name, you guys.

(audience laughing)

What's the first rule of scuba diving?

Don't go scuba diving?

(audience laughing) Rachel: No, it's don't poop in your suit.

(all yelling)

Owen: We need shark repellent.

Blair: He missed us. Owen: Yeah.

Owen: Wow. Rachel: He looked like he was smiling, too.

That's good sign. Owen: Yeah.

Owen: Oh, no! He's not Help!

He can sense my fear.

Dive! Dive!

Sing the shark song, so she'll go away.

The shark song? Byron: (chuckling) Yeah.

Okay. Blair: ♪ Sharky, sharky, go away ♪

Byron: Go away! Blair: ♪ We don't want you to eat our face ♪

Byron: Go away! Blair: ♪ Please leave us alone and die ♪

Byron: Get out of here! Blair: ♪ Because I don't feel like saying goodbye ♪

(Blair screaming) (audience screaming)

(Owen screaming)

Blair! (Rachel yelling)

Owen: Blair!

It's her fault for being so bitesized.

I know, but She's the size of an appetizer!

(Byron laughs) (audience laughing)

(audience cheering and clapping)

Yeah, that vacation was pretty bad.

Luckily my Army shark defense training saved Blair.

I've got a good idea for this year.

It's always been a dream of mine to attend Pasta Days at Pool Lagoon.

It's the only day of the year the government lets you eat lasagna in the lazy river.

No. Byron, Owen and I were talking about

how nice it would be to do a walking tour of London.

What? But London has, like, no rides!

Ugh! Dad and Rachel left stuff everywhere!

Kyle's almost here,

and if he walks in and sees this place so disorganized,

he might cancel our friendship

while it's in its earliest and most vulnerable stage!

Kyle, huh?

I thought you guys were just lab partners.

But am I getting a potential new bestie vibe?

Uh, we're not besties.

We're just hanging out, taking things slow,

and whatever happens, happens.

But yes, there are definitely vibes.

(doorbell rings) He's here, he's here! He's my friend and he's here!

What's up, OMoney? KDawg!

Ha! We have nicknames for each other

to signify that we've surpassed formalities,

because we're friends.

Hey, Owen, check out this cool portrait I drew of you.

It's manga style.

And one of your arms is a photon laser canon.

And the other one is just a regular arm,

in case you need to pick stuff up.

Itit's perfect.

I've always wanted a photon laser canon arm.

And I do sometimes need to pick stuff up.

Same, man. Same.

Uh, please excuse the mess.

We're getting rid of a bunch of stuff we don't need.

Duly noted. I'll let it slide just this once.

(chuckling)

Duly noted. Ha ha!

Oh, we do have fun.

You must be Owen's new friend.

He cannot stop talking about you.

(laughs) Yeah, right.

I mentioned you like one time.

Rachel, you're embarrassing me. Go away.

Hey, Kyle, any chance you'd like to take any of these things,

like some, uh, novelty glasses that spell out the year 2009?

Ooh! Or a motorized fish

that sings Elvis songs?

Honestly? No.

I like this kid.

Don't you screw this up, Owen. Ignore her.

It's cool. Can I use your bathroom?

Sure thing. Down the hallway. Thanks, buddy.

Did you see that? He called me his buddy!

Uh, missing the headline.

Did you see him go into the bathroom

with his backpack still on, like a psychopath?

Ugh. You don't think he's one of those guys

who carries around butt wipes, do you?

Blair, they're called sanitizing wipes,

and it's not weird. It's civilized.

(sighs)

Owen, ready to go?

Yeah, I'll grab my bag.

Oh, Kyle and I are headed to school early

so we can get some quality oneonone time with the teachers

before all the casuals show up.

I'm sure teachers love talking to students while they're off the clock.

They actually do. They're very lonely.

(door closes) Hey, where'd you put my sweatshirt?

I don't know. You probably just misplaced it.

No, I didn't. It was right here.

Okay, here's how this is gonna go.

I know one of you took my brandnew bubble gum toothpaste

from the bathroom.

I'm gonna give you five seconds to return it,

and then I'm gonna start throwing elbows.

Blair, I'm the one who tells you to brush your teeth.

Why would I steal your toothpaste?

Exactly! It's the perfect crime.

You guys both lose things all the time.

You probably just Hey! Where's the quilt I put in the "keep" pile?

I don't know, but good riddance. That thing was hideous.

I made it myself.

Let me finish. It was a beautiful quilt,

and I won't rest until we find it.

I think I know who did this.

(gasps)

Ghosts.

♪♪

We need to talk about Kyle.

He won you over? (chuckles) I knew he would.

No.

Do you think it's possible that Kyle took some stuff from our house?

BBlair, what are you talking about?

I'm talking about my toothpaste,

Byron's sweatshirt, and Mom's ugly quilt.

I think he might have lifted some stuff from our house this morning.

Uh, accusing Kyle of stealing is low,

even for you.

There must be some other explanation.

It makes no sense. Why would he steal from us?

You're missing the point.

Kyle did it, and I'll prove it.

How? By breaking into his locker,

where every missing item magically falls out dramatically,

confirming his guilt like some stupid TV show?

(banging)

This could be anyone's locker?

It literally says "Kyle's Locker."

There are so many Kyles in this school.

Look. There's even a portrait of his own face.

My new best friend's a thief?

♪♪

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Quiet day.

Too quiet, if you ask me.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking Boba tea.

We shouldn't be here.

I can't believe I let you talk me into a stakeout.

There's no way Kyle would steal from our family.

For all I know, you planted that stuff in his locker.

As if I would frame an innocent kid just to prove my point.

Actually, I've done that multiple times.

But that's why we're gonna tail him after he leaves the school.

Who knows who he's working for.

Is it the mafia? The Illuminati?

The United States Department of Agriculture?

Follow the money, baby! Follow the money!

What are you even talking about?

What has gotten into you?

This is Stakeout Blair, baby.

Get used to it, baby.

Stop saying "baby."

How you doin', baby?

Uh, Blair! I'm so sorry, ma'am. She's unwell.

But that is very cute baby you have there.

There he is. Oh.

Ooh, come on, buddy. I know you didn't do this.

Prove me right!

Let's wait a minute, then follow,

so he doesn't see us on his trail.

(static) Officer (over radio): Uh, Lloyd,

did you leave the security car unlocked?

'Cause I can see two kids playing around in it.

Lloyd (over radio): Roger that. Heading back to the car.

Will apprehend.

Whoops. They saw us. This just got real.

We gotta go! Tuck and roll!

♪♪

Look, I know that's an unpopular opinion or whatever,

but that's how I feel.

And judging by the way the switchboard is all lit up,

maybe I'm in the wrong,

but I stand by what I previously said.

So... whatever.

Singers (over radio): ♪ Byron and Gator during drive time ♪

Thanks for covering for me while I ran to my car.

How'd everything go?

Pretty good, I think.

I'm just gonna go ahead and unplug these phone lines

for no reason, though.

By the way, do you know why

there's so many angry people in front of the station?

Uhoh. Are they veterinarians?

Yeah, they are.

I have no idea.

Byron, what is this? What's what?

You stashed all your junk for the yard sale in the studio!

This isn't my stuff. It's, uh, Gator's.

It is? It is.

This award for being "Akron's Black Leader of the Year?"

Byron, I don't know what to do here.

I just needed a little time to sort through everything,

and decide what I want to sell.

But for now, I'll put it in this closet.

Wait. No, not that closet. It's full (yelling)

I wonder whose junk this is. Well, hey

There There is actually some great stuff in there.

No! (foghorn blaring)

(audience cheering and clapping)

(bell dinging) Announcer: Okay, audience.

What great stuff is in the box?

She thinks that we're gonna get

stuff sprayed out of boxes at us.

Director: You'll be cued to pick up a small box,

from the junk that fell on Tobie. Okay.

Announcer: Now back to the scene.

Director: Action!

There's some great stuff in there.

Like my gloves.

These are my favorite gloves that I fill with fish guts.

(bell dinging) (audience cheering and clapping)

(laughs)

To keep my hands moisturized!

Let me show you.

(Byron chuckling) (audience exclaiming)

Let's blend it up! Ha ha ha!

(audience exclaiming)

You know, I read this health tip on the internet,

so you know it has to be true. Oh. (laughs)

Rachel: A lot of tentacles. Byron: Mm.

(blender whirring) There we Aah!

Rachel: Can you believe most people just throw fish guts away?

Byron: Th They should. I'm glad.

I don't know why you keep 'em, baby.

This is the world's worst milkshake. (giggles)

I can't wait to show you how this works.

There you go. (audience exclaiming)

Byron: (chuckling) Aah! Aah!

It's so nasty. Oh! (chuckles) Yes.

Now, Rachel, put your hand in. Of course!

(laughs) Okay. That's the best part!

(audience yelling)

Rachel: Aah!

Ooh! It's coming through!

The gag reflex means it's working!

Ooh.

That's good therapy, right? Aah!

Good therapy. Aah!

Gator, I need your help. Grab the other one for me.

Oh, goodie. (chuckles)

(Byron chuckling)

Byron: Ooh, ooh. Yeah. Aah!

Byron: Oh, oh. (audience exclaiming)

All right. Time to get double pretty.

Ooh!

(audience exclaiming)

Rachel: Oh, yeah.

Aah, it's

It touched me.

Byron: Just make sure you don't wear 'em around any hungry cats.

Rachel: Oh, no.

Let me just get...

...get a little bit of that... (audience exclaiming)

vitamin E out.

Byron: Ooh. (Rachel grunts)

Well, thanks for your help, though.

Can I get a highfive? I'm fine, thank you. (chuckles)

If you love those gloves so much,

then you should wear them for the next few days.

(audience exclaiming)

You know,

as proof. (cackles)

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

(audience cheering and clapping)

Aah.

Byron, the point is,

I don't want to give up any of my stuff.

Me, neither.

But I think I have a plan.

Let's become hoarders and sell our blood to pay for the vacation.

Deal. Thank you.

Aah! Aah!

Aah ha ha! Thank you.

Thank you.

I love my wife! I love you.

Thank you so much.

Aah.

♪♪

You sure he went this way?

I don't see any houses around.

Blair: Shh! There he is!

(huffs)

This must be where he makes the hand off.

Okay, Kyle.

What's the game plan?

What's the Illuminati want with my toothpaste?

Blair, look.

He's not dropping off anything.

I think this is where he lives.

♪♪

♪♪

(doorbell rings)

Kyle!

My buddy! My pal!

Come in. Relax!

You know what? Kick your feet up.

Um, okay, it's

(crashing)

Can I, uh, grab you a beverage?

We have OJ, fruit punch, three different types of water.

Tap, bottled, and sparkling.

Or, if you're feeling a little naughty...

my personal fave: sugarfree lemonade.

I'm fine, thanks.

A hot cocoa guy, huh? I'll put a pot on.

(chuckles) Owen.

I'm good, dude.

You texted me to come over, so what's up?

I just thought we could chill,

hang, vibe out.

Make, uh, use of goods and services

that are readily available at my place.

You know. Friend stuff.

Are you hungry?

I mean, I guess I could have a snack

Perfect. You haven't lived until you try one of my grilled cheeses.

Or how about a classic PB&J?

Owen!

You know what? I'll make both.

Nothing's off limits for my buddy.

Really?

Well, since you offered, can I have your sneakers?

They're pretty sweet.

(chuckles awkwardly)

Uh, well, well, my, uh, my dad kind of bought them for

You know what? Yes, totally. They're all yours.

Dude!

I'm joking.

And why are you acting so weird?

I'm not acting weird.

Can't a guy offer his best bud all his valuables?

Wait. You know, don't you?

(sighs) We...

followed you to your house yesterday.

W Well, to your home.

Yeah, my mom said she saw two creepy kids

sneaking around in the bushes.

That would be us.

I'm sorry we followed you.

I just wanted to prove you didn't take our stuff.

About that, I'm sorry, man.

When your mom asked if I wanted any of that stuff,

I thought it was all up for grabs.

I only took what we needed,

but I should have asked first.

I just...

didn't want to have to explain my situation.

And you don't have to. It's cool.

I actually feel relieved now that someone else knows.

We fell behind on rent when my dad got laid off,

but with my mom's new job,

hopefully we'll be able to save up enough to get our own place soon.

I was just worried people would treat me differently if they knew.

I don't want anyone's pity.

(laughing)

No one wants that.

(sighs) Look,

your secret is safe with me.

And don't feel bad. This kind of thing could happen to anyone.

You're always welcome here whenever you need.

So you still want to be friends?

No. I want to be best friends.

♪♪

This is usually the time we play

"Full Diaper Karaoke..."

But instead, we're gonna talk about something really important.

My family and I were planning on using

the money we earned from a yard sale

to pay for our family vacation.

But my thoughtful kids reminded us that

there are families in Akron who need help getting back on their feet.

So we decided to donate our items,

and we challenge you to give back, as well.

Let's do some real good for the community.

And I'd like to give a heartfelt apology

to all the fine people in our state's veterinarian community.

My opinions were outdated, horribly hurtful,

and wildly inaccurate.

Okay, we're gonna take a quick break.

We'll be back in five.

Singers (over radio): ♪ Byron and Gator in the morning ♪

Byron, does this mean you're finally gonna give up your sweatshirt?

(foghorn blares) (audience cheering and clapping)

(laughing)

(bell dinging) Announcer: Now you get to decide.

What final thing will Byron part with?

We will start the scene on Rachel's new line,

which you will read off of a card. With my fish hands.

Yes, exactly.

Announcer: Now, back to the scene.

Director: Action.

Byron, does this mean you're finally giving up

your possessed pottery wheel?

(bell dinging) (audience cheering and clapping)

I forgot I had that thing.

Rachel: Yeah! (Byron chuckles)

Here it is. I, I found my (chuckles)

(audience exclaiming and clapping)

Uh, let me show you what I normally do.

(chuckling) (audience laughing)

Please. I'm kind of scared to see what you normally do.

(audience laughing)

There we go. It's moving. There we go.

Look at that. Rachel: All right.

Byron: See? It's not that hard. Look at that.

Yeah, thank you.

Owen: It, it, it's, it's tearing, man.

It's a it's a little Whoa!

Yeah, yeah, yeah (all exclaiming)

Look. Yeah. Yeah. (chuckles)

Does pottery have a speed limit? I hope not.

Now I get the possessed part.

Yeah. (Byron chuckles)

We have another one. (chuckles)

(audience cheering and clapping)

Let me help you. Come on, man. Thank you.

Thank you. (audience laughing and cheering)

Yes.

Fish eggs. Fish eggs.

It looks terrible and it smells bad.

(audience laughing)

Look at Okay. Okay, there we go.

(audience yelling) Oh, that's Oh!

Whoa!

Oh, wow! Oh, yeah!

(audience cheering)

I made a I made a napkin.

(all laughing) Blair: Yes!

Owen: Yay!

Owen, I'm really sorry I was so quick to judge Kyle.

Turns out, he didn't steal my toothpaste, after all.

It had just fallen right into the toilet.

But I fished it out. Good as new.

Oh, Blair.

Relax. You can't get toothpaste dirty.

The veterinarians are still outside,

and still very mad.

Looks like I'm sleeping here tonight.

Well, that's our show!

You guys have been a great crowd!

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(audience cheering and clapping)

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♪ Na na na na na na na na ♪

♪♪

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